Speaker A
If you could be creative with all the plastic surgery, would you burn or melt?
Jimmy Carr performs a St. Patrick's Day crowd work special with sharp humor, audience interaction, and candid commentary.
Key Takeaways
- Jimmy Carr excels at improvisational crowd work, adapting humor to audience responses.
- The performance balances controversial and sensitive topics with comedic intent.
- Audience interaction is central, with Carr skillfully managing hecklers and engaging individuals.
- The show highlights the challenges and rewards of live comedy, including dealing with disruptions.
- Carr's humor often includes social commentary and personal insights.
What the video covers
- Jimmy Carr engages in spontaneous crowd work during a St. Patrick's Day themed show.
- The transcript features edgy, adult humor with frequent use of expletives and controversial topics.
- Carr interacts directly with audience members, making jokes about plastic surgery, social issues, and personal anecdotes.
- He discusses themes like cancel culture, social media, and heckling with a comedic lens.
- The show includes references to public figures and cultural topics such as Greta Thunberg, Michael McIntyre, and Sha.
- Audience members are roasted and involved in back-and-forth banter, showcasing Carr's quick wit.
- The transcript reveals a mix of light-hearted and provocative humor, often pushing boundaries.
- There are moments of reflection on friendship, professional relationships, and the nature of comedy.
- The setting includes a pub-like atmosphere with day drinking and informal crowd participation.
- The video captures the essence of live stand-up comedy with unpredictable audience dynamics.
Chapters
- 00:00Plastic Surgery and Cremation Jokes
- 07:54Thoughts on Sha and Comedy Partnerships
- 15:11Audience Member: Special Needs Assistant
- 22:50Audience Member: Insurance Worker
- 30:28Handling Hecklers and Interruptions
- 45:16Audience Interaction and Personal Jokes
- 55:17Social Media and Cancel Culture
- 61:16Closing Remarks and Final Audience Engagement
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Speaker A
If I could be, it's a very good one. If I was to be cremated with all the plastic surgery, would I burn or melt? This is excellent to play.
Speaker A
All I know is I'm not—I can't be buried at sea. Greta Thunberg would be [expletive] livid, wouldn't she?
Speaker A
I don't want some poor [expletive] dolphin choking on that. Michael McIntyre's lost some weight.
Speaker A
Michael McIntyre's lost some weight. I feel unbelievably... so you've managed to insult both of us.
Speaker A
[Applause] Yes, I'm Michael McIntyre, HIV positive.
Speaker A
What? HIV? It was the original AIDS, wasn't it? I remember I had friends that were...
Speaker A
I mean, he's a great guy, but I had a friend that spent quite a lot of time in prison in the '80s, and they referred to AIDS as a slow puncture.
Speaker A
Oh [expletive] hell. It takes a lot to make Belfast go steady.
Speaker A
On, enjoy Fil's. What did I do? What did I enjoy? What, Fil Saltburn? No, Saltburn.
Speaker A
What? So you look like... she thinks I look like who?
Speaker A
What? Sorry, from Salurn? Bigg a dick? I call this Richard because it's the longer form of Dick.
Speaker A
Sorry, you think I look like the dude from Saltburn? I've... I mean, the idea of heckling normally is to try and sort of get one over on me or put me down. You [expletive] up.
Speaker A
I'm thrilled with that. He's [expletive] incredible and 30 years my junior. I'll take it.
Speaker A
Regards to my plastic surgery, [expletive] you, it's working.
Speaker A
Um, are you ever going to buy a new suit?
Speaker A
What? I don't want to. I don't want to get into the technicalities of how money works, sir, but you bought this, this, this?
Speaker A
Yeah, this is new. It's quite similar to all of my others. There's only two colors of suits: there's gray or blue. That's it.
Speaker A
Three-piece, two-piece, that is all. So, H, turn around and face the...
Speaker A
Sorry, I don't know if you've directed a show before, but that's a terrible [expletive] idea. What, you want to check out my junk?
Speaker A
Do you, you [expletive] maniac? This woman's got a real [expletive] thing for me, which is fine, but this is a health and safety nightmare. She could slip off her seat. It's Fanny like an otter's pocket.
Speaker A
Right now, such a weird thing to be heckled. Turn around, turn around. I want to see it all. Get my [expletive] out.
Speaker A
But you're already out. Think about Sha. Do I think about Sha lock?
Speaker A
Yeah, a lot. Yeah, I mean, he's of course a very funny guy. Very sweet of you.
Speaker A
Um, yeah, he was pretty great. I mean, it's a weird thing as well because when he... it wasn't until near the end I kind of went, oh, we were sort of in a double act. We worked together for, we had 16 years working together, and you know, 99% of the TV he did, he did with me, which was, you know, such an honor. Lovely Christ, he was...
Speaker A
Canell? What? Sorry, what's it like to be canceled?
Speaker A
What's it like to be canceled? Uh, it's all right. It's sort of my job, and I'll answer that seriously. It's my job not to give a [expletive]. That's my full-time job when you think about it.
Speaker A
It's my job not to give a [expletive] and to say what I think's funny and let the cards fall where they may. Being canceled, the actual experience is quite nice.
Speaker A
It's a filter. You find out who your friends are, and sometimes it's not who you expect. Sometimes you think people would stand by you, and they don't.
Speaker A
And it's... but it's good because then you end up with less friends, but they're better. So, H [expletive].
Speaker A
[Applause] Hooray. Did they? Another roast?
Speaker A
Hm, do another roast?
Speaker A
What, do another roast?
Speaker A
Uh, I... I do, but I told all my fat jokes earlier.
Speaker A
Uh, the... sorry, this guy [expletive] loves a roast.
Speaker A
Kidding, you're not even... um, the... yeah, I would do one in a heartbeat. I went to the last one. The last one was good. It was fun.
Speaker A
The, uh, what's it called? The football Tom Brady, that's the [expletive].
Speaker A
Yeah, I... they didn't put me on it because apparently I don't know enough about it.
Speaker A
Good point, well made.
Speaker A
Um, what do you do, madam?
Speaker A
I work in a school.
Speaker A
You work in a school?
Speaker A
Okay, she sounds [expletive]. She's suffering with her nerves there.
Speaker A
You're working in a school now? Are you a teacher, special needs assistant?
Speaker A
She's a special needs assistant, so no need to ask how you...
Speaker A
[Applause] Met you. Can't take him home with you, love.
Speaker A
Yeah, see when you laugh. See when you laugh.
Speaker A
No, you hear when I laugh. One of yours?
Speaker A
Is it [expletive] out a song? Sing you a song?
Speaker A
Did you buy tickets for a different show? Did you?
Speaker A
At what point did you go, well, that probably be some singing, and then [expletive] throw a stone?
Speaker A
You're at a pub with some [expletive] with an acoustic guitar. There's enough [expletive] singing going on, and all of it about missing here, even though you're [expletive] here.
Speaker A
What's your name, mate? Guy with a bladder like a mouse's purse.
Speaker A
Go. What's your... what's your name?
Speaker A
Huh? [Expletive] off.
Speaker A
[Applause] Off you go. Misjudged that horribly. Let's start again. What's your name?
Speaker A
Danny.
Speaker A
Danny, all right. Danny, the pipes, the pipes were calling.
Speaker A
Nice, perfect. What do you do, Danny?
Speaker A
I work in IT.
Speaker A
You work in IT, and you find that turns the ladies off and then turns it back on again.
Speaker A
Who are you here with?
Speaker A
Ming the Merciless.
Speaker A
Who's this?
Speaker A
[Expletive] got the shaved head and the beard. You look like a character from Guess Who. Can I eliminate you from our inquiries?
Speaker A
What do you do, mate?
Speaker A
Uh, insurance.
Speaker A
Insurance, okay. Be a shame if your store burnt down.
Speaker A
Accent was pretty [expletive] ropey, wasn't it?
Speaker A
Jesus, I can normally do a fairly good Ulster, but I got to warm up to it.
Speaker A
Ginger and C. Community. Community, it's like with more syllables than you think you would need to have in the word community.
Speaker A
Ginger? No, it's easy. What were you saying that was so urgent there, sir?
Speaker A
Said you must SHS, right? Swinging a miss, but you thought that was going to be funny. It got [expletive] all.
Speaker A
What, me? Call I see it? Calls the man as I see it?
Speaker A
Are you... no, it's all right, right?
Speaker A
Are you going to cry, shout something funny, or [expletive] shut up?
Speaker A
Be a go, shot, but it's a little bit, sir, like, you know, you brought a knife to a [expletive] gunfight.
Speaker A
I imagine in the school, if you went to school in the playground, you shouting "you're gay" to someone would be [expletive] hilarious.
Speaker A
I do this for a [expletive] living, you gobot.
Speaker A
I've been called worse things by better people, and I've... I've never really understood the microphone.
Speaker A
What? Sorry, you're the big man with the microphone?
Speaker A
I'm the big man with the microphone.
Speaker A
I'm the big man with [expletive] 20 security.
Speaker A
[Applause] You the [expletive]. Are you going to do nothing? Stick around and have a laugh, but don't get tetchy.
Speaker A
G, what are you saying?
Speaker A
[Expletive] off.
Speaker A
Lights up for a second. Let's kick him out. Bye-bye. Cheerio.
Speaker A
I don't think he liked being told to shut up.
Speaker A
M, you were interrupting a joke. I don't know what you thought was going to happen.
Speaker A
Jesus, the cast of Cocoon are kicking him [music] out.
Speaker A
Hey, listen, there's lovely staff in here, but they've not got long left. You be nice to them. This could be the last show they see.
Speaker A
Has he gone? We've turned the lights back up again. Is he [expletive] off?
Speaker A
But oh, it's all right. I'll always remember you. Well, I won't remember you specifically, but I'll always have the 35s.
Speaker A
[Expletive] hell, some people are weird, aren't they? He must have seen heckle videos and yet somehow didn't get how that works.
Speaker A
Day drinking. Let's put it down to day drinking. He's probably a nice fella.
Speaker A
You've never heard of day drinking? You just call it drinking, do you?
Speaker A
Just she just like, why make the distinction?
Speaker A
The [expletive] was I talking about?
Speaker A
Oh, homophobia. Yeah, the, um, call them as I see them.
Speaker A
You're not a [expletive] pirate. Stop it.
Speaker A
How come you're doing so much social media lately?
Speaker A
How come I'm doing so much social media?
Speaker A
Uh, it's a great question. I like it.
Speaker A
Uh, I had a couple of friends in America, a guy called Matt Reuh, and a guy...
Speaker A
Uh, yeah, he's very funny, and, uh, and another lad, I'm just trying to think of his name, out New York.
Speaker A
Uh, but a couple of guys were doing, putting loads of socials of like crowd work on, and I went, well, I should [expletive] do that. It's a great idea because the world changes so...
Speaker A
Of TV channels, BBC and ITV [expletive] fighting over Saturday night, and YouTube came in and was the biggest TV channel in the world.
Speaker A
I thought, [expletive], I'll have some of that. So, of greed basically is the answer.
Speaker A
Long-winded way of saying greed, but you can learn a lot about, you know...
Speaker A
not changed you still got Goths what sorry depends on who you ask depends on who you ask well I'm asking you who else am I [ __ ] talking to here there's a committee so you're a go what do you do what do you do for a
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living retail retail work in a shop what shop I can't say you can't say is it hard to pronounce what what why can't you say what sorry primar Primark I don't think they have Goths in Primark this is our from our depressed
Speaker A
teens selection it's made by children in the Far East who ironically are less depressed than the kids buying it who knows why so you're a gotha and who are you here with I don't know what she said that but it
Speaker A
sounds like she was crying your who sorry my best friend your best friend okay well you seem great we don't know what shop you work in have you not consider I mean it's not really retail but if you like that whole
Speaker A
look and wearing black and the Darkness there's plenty of [ __ ] funeral parlers aren't there get a job there you [ __ ] fit right in Christ she takes this seriously any other have you ever stuck a finger up your bum have I ever stuck a
Speaker A
finger up my bum yeah [Applause] that felt like a genuine Cry for Help like there's a poor man over there thinking I really want to put a finger in my BM I don't know I don't know if I should or
Speaker A
not what if I like it [ __ ] go for it man live a life yeah get your get my watch off your mom's bed side lock get my watch off your mom's bedside Locker what I don't think I'd leave my watch on
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your mom's bedside Locker if only CU my watch cost more than your [ __ ] house it's it's a terrible thing to say isn't it just [ __ ] his mom but I don't trust her enough to leave a watch on the
Speaker A
bedside table I'll keep this on if you don't mind love I know she charges by the hour I still owe your mom 20o that's right I paid for everyone did you ever try on your girlfriend's dickos did I ever try on my
Speaker A
girlfriend friends knickers no but you did now now guy that wants to put a finger up his bum and this guy you just need to be more open just talk more just I think you'd get on [ __ ] famously I
Speaker A
think you should get them to stand up what sorry I think you should get them to stand up you should get them to stand up yes okay well now you're not direc in this show are you this is not my first
Speaker A
rodeo this guy this guy will only stand to confirm his name in a court of law that's what what what do you do for a living sir what kind of scrap metal business do you run you can't judge a boook by his cover
Speaker A
you could tell the [ __ ] price though look at him go what you do man I work for you work for Paddy Power of course you do I know you're in the Paddy Power shop a lot but you don't work
Speaker A
there you're on benefits and you've got a problem with gambling it's best you hear it from me hi the lesbians are you a couple oh and how how long have you been smashing pasties 10 months but they make for Life
Speaker A
they'll be all right and what what are your names sorry I didn't get your names Jenny Sarah Jenny and Sarah Jenny and Sarah so what do you do I mean I know sorry I know what you scissor in mainly but
Speaker A
what what what do you do for a living I'm a recruiter in a tech company a recruiter in a tech company okay and are you working admin in a hospital admin in a hospital yeah oh jeez I I don't
Speaker A
know normally the jobs can tell me who's wearing the strap on but have no idea you couldn't get a cigarette paper between those two no idea yeah what it's a higher level of gayar where you go hang on you're the
Speaker A
top what like to take an interest um have you read any of our have I done what read any of our have you read any of the messages I don't get to see the messages pre-show so I'll see them at the end
Speaker A
which won't be long what be quite long it's a long show there's a lot of [ __ ] jokes to get through what value for [ __ ] money I don't want you having to go out there the [ __ ]
Speaker A
football people two random [ __ ] football teams arriving and a bunch of [ __ ] mafiosas from UF for wandering around a [ __ ] nightmare any [Music] other yes I'm a posh prick like it's all relative sir Posh compared to you
Speaker A
yeah but my family from limr not that part yeah I'm from limr but but but but no one in my no one in my family ever stabbed anyone which is why they made us slea we didn't fit in
Speaker A
h if you gone off to die in the woods like an elephant or something and that's the last we saw of him God love him um any other heckles James Bond what T what was it look like a [ __ ] James
Speaker A
Bond I look like a [ __ ] James Bond I'll take that I think you've not really got my hang of heckling have you traditionally you would shout something nasty where it's a [ __ ] James Bond yeah
Speaker A
okay you look like a little Cabbage Patch doll like no offense you sir look like a massive [ __ ] toddler does what's what's your name Sean Sean and what' you do Sean software software of course and is is this the MS who are you
Speaker A
here with it's you're just on your own are you yeah that story checks out software what happened turned the girls off and then it turned her back on again too late she was gone by then it was when where the [ __ ] I'm
Speaker A
genuinely worried about that old fell where's he is he off to Switzerland is he how to laugh I'm ready to go now hello Jimmy it's Nick Sloan's 30th birthday this weekend he has just moved here from Melbourne Australia I've
Speaker A
planned a surprise trip I'd love it if you could break the news and tell him we're going to aor all right where's where's Nick where are you Nick Nick where's Nick from where's Nick from Melbourne here hello happy birthday
Speaker A
great to have you here and did you are are you in a romantic relationship what's going on here yeah just Rel a oh yeah [ __ ] Australia have you been to Australia I would recommend it it's [ __ ] tremendous but if you're going
Speaker A
to go it's a [ __ ] long way and it's expensive to go so if you're going to go go in January what's it like here in Dublin in January cold wet windy and [ __ ] right in Australia every day is a
Speaker A
mil 44 and [ __ ] hot happy birthday man my friend Tami just recently broke up with his M Ava and she's now with one of his mates Mick Heckle to lift his and our Spirits we we've came we've came from
Speaker A
Wexford to see you right where's where's T where are you Tammy t [Applause] someone down there just went tmy and I can only presume they went tamy where where's Tammy where are you Tammy hi and and she she's left
Speaker A
you a you'll learn to love again come on the Le have some sympathy hi Jimmy I'm Jack from Australia I'm here with my mommy have you got any dating advice for me I'm 22 and women are just after one
Speaker A
thing help a brother out cheers God bless where's where's Jack where are you jack give me your huh what are you saying huh huh what the mle in the middle who the [ __ ] is it where the [ __ ] is
Speaker A
Jack where's Jack and his mommy okay and are you worried Jack that that women just want one thing is it for you to stop taking your mommy out is that the one thing they want I'm going to America for 4 months by
Speaker A
myself and I know no one over there I'm 21 and ready for the crack what would you recommend a 21-year-old girl get up to while in the states love from Stacy spelled incorrectly where's sty sty stac where are you Stacy whereabouts in
Speaker A
in the states are you going North Carolina North Carolina right uh don't go there I don't I mean have you traveled extensively in America no no well that's not the first place you go you do New York first then Los Angeles then maybe a
Speaker A
bit of Florida North car it's down anyone's list what are you doing while you're there I'm teaching what are you teaching I'm going to be teaching teaching in a summer camp you're teaching in a summer camp yeah right and
Speaker A
what was it the first attracted you to Children [ __ ] we have a you'll have a BL you'll have a lovely time and then you're going to travel afterwards hopefully yeah hope what do you mean hopefully if you're not murdered in the
Speaker A
summer camp we've only really got Friday the 13th as reference we assume you're murdered in a cabin in the woods good luck bear you know what sorry lot of bears and snakes there's a lot of bears and snakes I think you'll be all
Speaker A
right I'll be honest with you I think you'd be fine I mean there's more bears and snakes than there are here but they're not wandering the [ __ ] streets you'll be have a [ __ ] blast what a great thing and are you uh are
Speaker A
you leaving a love behind kind of are you are you in a relationship at the moment kind of kind of if he heard you say kind of would he be heartbroken I don't know who are you riding Stacy seems very
Speaker A
unclear are you in a relationship kind what's kind of mean a lot what sorry the four months might change a lot the four months might change a lot she's going to cheat good luck I admire her honesty sort of in a relationship I'm
Speaker A
going to be North Carolina going to get some D well done you well Jimmy welcome to Wexford this week I am celebrating I resigned from my job I got my haircut and I got my first tattoo this morning now you're the CR
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shendo of my midlife crisis cheers John Moore where's where's [ __ ] John hi John great to have you here you sound like you're winning what uh what tattoo did you get John um just my name you got your
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name well that's [ __ ] excellent John because a lot of tattoos people people regret years later but you can start regretting that immediately you don't have to wait because that is [ __ ] stupid huh how famous are you how famous
Speaker A
am I what you paid to be in a room with me I guess that's something isn't [Applause] it are you insane what I can't marry you know why I can't get married what's your name sh sh shaa sha okay Shona
Speaker A
um what a beautiful name not the way you pronounce it but generally a Beau some people have got their name and they don't have a nasal infection so no no it's not the end of Rocky no no you're not trapped down a [ __ ]
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well [Applause] sha I can't get married Shona and I tell you why I tell you why I've been with her 24 years she's the mother of my children I can't get married you know why Shona cuz I'm a
Speaker A
dreamer I'm a [ __ ] I'm a dreamer I'm a man with I've got I've got Visions right I want I dreamt to being a standup comedian when I was a kid and I'm doing it now I'm living my dream and
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I I'm a dream in all areas of my life though and I I I think I look at her and I love her I think I genuinely think I could do better I imagine your other half feels the
Speaker A
same no no top or bottom top or bottom I'd rather we didn't [ __ ] if that's if that's okay you seem like a lovely fellow it's not for me I realized this might read as homosexual to you and possibly caught appearance
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TOA what's your name champ Daniel Daniel what' you do Daniel I sit on my ass you sit on your ass so I'm going to say top ass in the air would be bottom what go what you do for a living Daniel
Speaker A
I go to school you go to school I appear to be groomed I was groomed by him you all [ __ ] saw it I go to school how old are you mate 18 18 and what what are you going to do with your
Speaker A
life what's your plan for the future uh animation what animation animation you'd like to be in animation one day animation fcking fcking Dublin's very own Walt Disney is this your is this you here with your dad yeah yeah all right
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son no [ __ ] leave Daniel's dad alone he's had enough disappointment in his [Applause] life what a [ __ ] Trooper this guy is you could have walked out on that many men would have you're all [ __ ]
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heart sure you wanted a bright boy you could talk to doesn't always work out that way does it he's done another [ __ ] picture he's trying to make the move any other heckles what else we got Jimmy
Speaker A
yes I went to prison in Mexico roast me you went to prison in Mexico roast you like your cellmates [Applause] did the what did you what did you go in prison uh you went to prison in Mexico that sounds like a great story what
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happened I lived ILY for two years you lived there illegally for 2 years yeah are you presumably the Mexican judge went the [ __ ] is going on here wait I thought we were meant to be the immigrants
Speaker A
what ped how poor are the Irish it's crazy no uh they're Italian over there uh what what were you so you were there for two you can sit down man take it easy uh but you're not in court now so what was
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the what was the uh what was the charge so I I said her I off me visa and I was traveling to visit my brother which I hadn't seen in three years and when I try to exit the they call me
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so okay sir I'm I'm going to call [ __ ] on this I was there illegally so they didn't want me there so when I tried to leave they said no you can't leave I know you've overstayed your
Speaker A
welcome now and we've grown very attached to you we'd hate to see you go it might be good if you could just sort of admit that you were a drugs mule and we can move on you hadn't seen your brother in 3 years
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what was he in for [ __ ] hell jail in Mexico what that's quite something and what how long how long did you do three weeks three weeks right yeah it's like uh it's like imagine imagine if sha shank was a was an
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adverb imagine if they remade the Sha Shank Redemption but as a Tik Tok video you would have that's what he did he tunneled his way out imagine your [ __ ] cellmates tdle the way out through you any other heckles goox how's the
Speaker A
botox it's all right I mean I've had a bit of work done more than a bit of work even my iPhone now goes come on mate put the code in my face is like triggers broom very little the original still
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there it's for your [ __ ] benefit by the way I don't have to look at this I look at my face [ __ ] twice a day brushing my teeth that's it got sit and [ __ ]
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stare at me for 2 hours good luck what was the one up there have you finished your transition into oh it's all listen she's trying to finish a sentence this could take a minute you might be off the hook
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my transition into I speak slowly for everyone else you're speaking slowly for everyone else also I think you might be having a stroke if you can if you can smell toast we need to get you help shouldn't really joke about
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Strokes if I ever have a stroke i' be laughing on the other side of my face oh have I let the sign down go on try transition into boo boo no do you know what [ __ ] great
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that you're here you know why it's great that you're here it's cuz I'm standing up here I know three four gags a minute something like that that's about the rate and getting big laughs on all of them and it's looking easy isn't
Speaker A
it no not easy tremendous I'm sure I couldn't do what you do what do you do for a [Music] living she you work in it of course you do I imagine that turns him off and then turns him back on
Speaker A
again hey Jimmy yes what's your medals for the medals it's a pocket square [Applause] set and sleep Bill Cosby taught me that he's not going to love what happens next uh any other heckles any other what sorry well sorry go up
Speaker A
Balon sorry can I just check in what's what's your name Christian what sorry Christian Christian going to give me a clue what do you do Christian I'm a chef you're a chef now are you a chef or do you work as a microwave technician
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how how do you know when said meal is ready is it is it a microwave going poerty ping yeah you're a [ __ ] microwave technician what and who are you here with Christian my M you're a m and how
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do you two know each other to school you went and are you [ __ ] why are you not [ __ ] what's going on yes she has a fella Christian Luma do you seeet love her no what no well who are you
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[ __ ] what my ma if you're [ __ ] my ma or you're going to get is ashy well she lives in a little [ __ ] own what do you want from me any other heckles what you think of
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the portal the portal what's between new I like the boobs yeah great the portal yes I think you're still going to need a [ __ ] passport and it's not going to get you out of the mess you're
Speaker A
in we need a portal between here and Mexico so we can see our loved ones what we need um what what you look very young how old are you guys what's right 19 19 and you 19 as well 19 okay and what
Speaker A
do you boys do uh I'm a receptionist you're a receptionist that's a girl's job there's certain there's certain industries my friend like men men there's been male dominance for the last 10,000 years right we have taken so much for women
Speaker A
right and all they've got is HR and reception and you had to come along with your big swinging dick and take one of their [ __ ] jobs it's [ __ ] Madness what about you player what do
Speaker A
you do wait you're a waiter fine open the b h open the bar wow I'm so glad glad you shouted that out sir you are you are definitely an alcoholic but what's your name mate you no comment have you ever had a conversation
Speaker A
with a grown-up where you're not in trouble you're not no comment I want to speak to my solicitor first hi go on what what's your name mate what' you do come on you could string a sentence together Construction Construction he's
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on the lab well what of it good on you construction un like buildings or like Lego bricks you like a DAT like I would say the last thing you need now is another drink i' suggest an early night maybe a long hard look in the
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mirror can I ask there's a young lady are you are you with him is that your fell can I ask what are you getting back at your dad for what what did your daddy do that you thought I'll show you [ __ ]
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irresponsible I'm going to [ __ ] that Sor you didn't see that but that started a conversation and any others you [Music] can laugh funnym just all the words he knows uh the any other questions who's your favorite J explain your tax
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problem to everyone could I explain my tax problem to everyone I didn't have a tax problem they had a problem with that I was fine people that don't know what happened I'm very famous everybody [ __ ] knows huh in my
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words yeah well I'm not that famous but this gig is self- selecting everyone here has paid to [ __ ] be here I'm guessing I I I avoided some tax is what I did I didn't evade I avoided and
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there's a huge difference the difference is about 18 months in prison which is longer than [ __ ] three weeks [Applause] what do you get 3 weeks jail for in [ __ ] Mexico how terrible at drug muing do you
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have to be to do 3 weeks I brought in one joint you what he's not even here he's being arrested okay well Grant it's for the best you're much more handsome in real life what sorry you're much more
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handsome handsome in real life I'm much more handsome in real life this is a this is a health and safety [ __ ] nightmare it's a very real risk this woman could slip off her seat you are you're entirely correct I am much
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more handsome in real life stop at you what's what's your name Madam Heather Heather and what are you do Heather I'm a veter nurse You're a what sorry Veterinary nurse a Veterinary nurse yes probably the worst job in the
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world no because when you look at like why people get into a job right I got into comedy because I like having a laugh great that works you get into being a veteran nurse because you love animals right okay well I'll go Toe to
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Toe with you Heather Toe to Toe how many cats have you killed this week I'm on none I've killed zero cats nil cats I haven't killed any of them at all you I bet it's more than [ __ ] none
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isn't it and also the terrible thing about being a vet is it's not like being a nurse with humans no no one in a hospital goes oh little little Timmy zil it's quite an expensive operation is it how
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much yeah my my cat had to have an operation and the vet told me it was going to be £4,000 like 5,000 e so I sorry there a long- winded way of saying I'm got a cat it's very [ __ ] quiet normally
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there are lots of heckles should be up my hand when come this that's very much so wet an aent me your speech impediment isn't it that's right on the it's right on the line now I think you said I should have
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been at my aunt's wedding but I've come to this that's what I think you said but I I'll be honest with you I could have just you could be AU in [Music] cattle you know when you learn to write
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you leave a little I'm sorry it's probably aspirational but you leave a little you leave a little finger space between each word so it's clear well that's how I talk me my ass well if you're here who's starting to
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fight in a [ __ ] car park the [ __ ] are you thinking any other you paid your taxes yet have I paid my taxes yet why do you think I'm here also if you think about it there's
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a show at 7 there's another show at 9:30 one for me one for them any others when's half time there is no [ __ ] half time I'm [ __ ] straight through what's your name sir what's sorry Barry Barry
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and you want to drink it's been about 20 minutes Barett the first step is admitting you have a problem what do you do Barry I'm a gardener you're a gardener [ __ ] tremendous cuz if you're going to be
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outside drinking in the park anyway among the Lord right Barry always [ __ ] thinking um what's your drink of choice Barry what do you normally drink beer beer you're a simple man Barry I mean not simple like not
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like simple simple but plain speaking you don't sound like you're from around here where you from Barry Hampshire Hampshire right that's not how people talk in Hampshire yeah there what's going on in limc at the moment then har
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har sound like you're throwing things into a [ __ ] well just [ __ ] hurling things in is hurling going on did you do well we're about to what say we're about we're about to don't forget your sh you want to go
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to work yeah it's [Applause] really [ __ ] hell all right who is dressing you what sorry who is picking up your outfits who's picking out your outfits well I I pick him out I I I've got got a tailor right I've got my
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tailor that I go to and I've never not bought what he's wearing I just walk in and Luke's wearing a suit and I go I'll have one of those please what about the shoes what about the shoes uh George
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cleverly I I don't know I presume you have a bespoke shoe maker God where are you from there's a good accent there where you from from Poland excellent I was there recently it was [ __ ] nice and what about what about
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the guy with the [ __ ] weird haircut was which why are you why have you come as one of the extras from Mad Max what the yes I just want shaved and then a top knot just in case people don't recognize
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a douche when they see a douche he's Irish he's what he's Irish he's Irish a lot of them are love a lot of them are uh it's one of the one of the things how did you two meet then
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online how did you two meet definitely online what sorry Plenty of Fish Plenty of Fish hey he just followed his nose did he all right yeah I still have some in my beard yes it's bad news huh go on how did you how did you guys
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meet intern what sorry internet the internet you have the internet here imagine the information Super Highway gets cobbled somewhere around Limerick uh and then did so you moved over here and what do you do for living love I'm raising the kids you're raising the
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kids of course you are how many kids four four I mean Poland Limerick there you just G right Catholics let's [ __ ] let's [ __ ] outbreed these [ __ ] Protestants nice I uh I mean I'm not Catholic
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strictly speaking I'm an athe but the Catholic God that's the one I don't believe in um there's quite a size disparity with you two is it must be like a wardrobe falling with a key in it what what do you do I mean it looks
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like you would [ __ ] ride a motorcycle and try and catch Mad Max but what do you do Irish Water Irish water [Music] oh I don't want to have a bath no Mommy I don't want to wash my
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hair what the [ __ ] was the problem with Irish Water what's your [ __ ] problem with Irish Water what he's charging you the [ __ ] is he meant to do you thought it would just be a labor
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of love for him what was that I'm the right laugh back there we can't hear him go on what you to say the water's contaminated the water's contaminated it's not contaminated that's just how they talk in limmerick that's normal that's very
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Prejudice the water must be contaminated they're all talking very strangely drink water what I see what you mean what what do you do Emo what you do for living I work here in the you work here in the University you in charge of
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ticket distribution by any chance you [ __ ] hooked yourself up what do you do at the University ad you work in admin the valuable admin people tremendous teaching folks nothing um what about the this unit what about
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you're the other half what's your name mate and what sorry Andrew Andrew what' you do Andrew software sales right you hear that wasn't do you hear that there every vagina in the room drying up sofware Tails my daughter's perfect what s my
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daughter is perfect your daughter is perfect yes okay Heather I think we're more worried about you hi Heather's daughter is it possible to die from embarrassment how what what do you do Heather's daughter I'm a preschool teacher you're
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a preschool teacher of course you [ __ ] are you're used to dealing with [ __ ] idiots aren't you well so I'll make a career of it and who's who's the guy is that your man that's my friend that's your friend
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what it's a Friday night isn't it hi the friend how how long have you known about a year sorry I didn't get your name what was your name he's daughter Phoebe Fe hi Phoebe and what was your name mate Le
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what's Le doesn't matter I've got a tip for you Phoebe or if you like he could put the whole thing in have you not have you got have you got a boyfriend you no you have you got a
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girlfriend no no you got a boyfriend kind of kind of Heather someone's Rider and he's not made a commitment what what do you mean kind of um he's a bit disrespectful he's a bit disrespectful what how do you mean disrespect what's
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[ __ ] it h he's a bit disrespectful well what do you mean by that you silly [ __ ] it's a lot of fun my job um they how is he disrespectful um I think he'd rather look at everyone else than me to
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be honest he'd rather look at everyone else than you well make more of an effort [Applause] what I'm trying to [ __ ] help what is he doing the thing of like walking down the street checking out other people or is it that or is he
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online what's he doing bit of everything bit of everything and where is he this evening uh at home at a match at home at a match sounds like a big house and what about this fell he seems you you're respectful aren't you no
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no you get points for [ __ ] honesty don't you hey Jimmy my Aunt Sharon and cousin cormack are here from Australia they want to know your thoughts on menopausal women where's where are you where's where's the where are the menopause or
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women I think I've got no issue with menopause or women iron good that you're from Australia because that is what you when you've got a menopause or woman if you're dealing with that that's that's what you need a bit of Aussie
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charm you all familiar with the phrase Aussie charm just means everything's got a name that's called Aussie charm good luck hi I am autistic and I came here alone because Jimmy is on my bucket list and I was wondering if I could get a
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picture with him I promise to be quick I know how his time is valuable not that valuable thanks for reading this where's uh where's the autistic uh dude or girl where are you they're here somewhere I mean they're autistic so they might
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want where are you H yeah come and have a photo K all right photo I appreciate you coming to the gig it's also like anyone else that's come on their own thank you very much cuz I know a lot of people kind of
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come to a comedy show on their own it's like it's nice it's like cuz you don't have to worry about whether the person next to you is [ __ ] horribly offended by something appreciate you being here I'll [ __ ] meet you halfway you're
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taking [ __ ] ages Jesus how are you you're all right very nice to see yeah I'm all right there you go all right I got it [Applause] hey very nice to beet you thanks for coming to the show I appreciate it easy
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enough would it um what else we got congrats to budgie Shauna getting married shutgun wedding where's where's where are Shauna H where where where am I looking hi [Music] Shauna hi how far along are you cuz you know we could deal with
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this got a friend that works at a vets they'll have some stero Stu make a change from killing cats would it love um congrats say hi to my son uh don't trust myself on the pronunciation of anything um I about the
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L balcony he finished secondary school yesterday he's also a bit of a [ __ ] is it that your left my left where are you where is he hi you finished school what's your plan my friend yeah oh
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yes okay well what are you going to University are you going to get a job what are you going to do really you're trying to figure it out well I'll help poor [ __ ] got no idea um why don't you [ __ ] off to
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Australia for 2 years that normally works for people doesn't it it's nice and sunny over there what s wouldn't mind the sun you wouldn't mind the Sun Well you you're from lick you may have never seen it if you holiday and kill key there's a
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good chance you've never experienced summer you're not from limmerick where you from man Andis CLA the same [ __ ] thing [ __ ] 20 minutes down the road oh no very different now it's a totally different [ __ ]
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field with a small Bungalow in it that I live in well good luck man what else we got um I'm literally terrified of what my 13 and 15 yearolds are doing at home alone right now parents rare night out Sheena
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where where where are you Sheena where she where is she well hi they're masturbating that's the best case scenario that as long as they're not interfering with each other you're on a [ __ ] win Jimmy it look like poppet on strings
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I look like a puppet on strings why have you made that weirdly flirty like I get it I think you were going for like a little bit of a dig there this guy looks like a ventrus dummy yeah fine why' you look like a
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puppet on strings I don't know why but that sounded weirdly why do you look like a puppet on strings I like it when people join in so any heckles questions queries anything at all what Johny what was that you're
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gay you're gay Christ thanks for letting me know I was wondering what that was I don't know what the qualification would be for being gay in Dublin now is it is it cu the trousers match the jacket I'm
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not he's not even in court any any other heckles please no wonder you're rich what sorry no wonder you're rich you don't pay your taxes correct but what's I don't mind talking about that stuff what's your name sir what's sorry
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KH KH KH were they in a hurry were they ah Jesus how many christs do we have today this one's called KH were you Christian by an auctioneer what sorry except for the farmers except for the farmers I don't even get the reference
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what what Farmers what's going on allarm get grants all farmers get grants that's not tax avoidance and I tell you how you can tell that farmers grants are not tax avoidance cuz I'm not [ __ ] doing it that's how you
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know otherwise I'd be I'd be up here talking about [ __ ] fertilizer uh any other when did you find out that you were a pedo what when did you find out that you were a pedo I feel like I feel like this guy
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feels like we're talking on the dark web that feels like a voice that hasn't spoken to another human in many years when did you find out you were a pedo am I being catfish Li this isn't how it
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works any other heckles questions last in prison what sorry you wouldn't last in prison I wouldn't last in prison and you you think that's news to me what you're sitting up there going oh this guy thinks he'd [ __ ] rule the
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prison I don't think he'd get on well at all whereas I imagine you were a a gentle and sensitive lover ah I'm not going to put up a fight he'll only [ __ ] tear it [Applause] this has to last me 5
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Years thank God you're back what the what the [ __ ] is going on here what's what's your name sir Conor Connor yes see that's what they were shooting for Conor look at that look at that it didn't take
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that much time did it Connor it's a lovely name con is this your girl con yeah yeah what's your name Gemma hi Gemma what do you do Gemma a student a student how did con find out he was a
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pedo I'm asking I'm asking for a friend he he he met her in the playground and what what so you're a student what are you studying GMA math and science what sorry maths and science maths and science of course you [ __ ]
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are and what are you planning to do with your life teacher you're planning to be a teacher so you can teach other people maths and science well where does it [ __ ] end someone's eventually got to [ __ ]
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make a contribution toward Society rather than just passing it down the [ __ ] line [ __ ] go and build something come on what about you con what's your plan for life I'm an accounting student you're an accounting student I'm a
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[ __ ] Legend in your game aren't I guys yeah some of you came for the jokes this guy came for [ __ ] advice Carolina Carolina okay Carolina and where are you from Carolina the same place as
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Gru Carolina yeah that's right I'm going to do some evil stuff uh go what what where are you from Portugal from Portugal I [ __ ] love Portugal Porto Lisbon where pH Al Faro oh God [ __ ] tremendous
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great to have you now what are you on a break in no we live here you live here what do you what do you what do you do we work in engineering you work in engineering I've got a friend that could
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help you with pipes [Applause] pipes he is a [ __ ] weirdo and we'll inquire about your incest status and preferences loud mullet what sorry mullets mullets well what do I think of mullets is if you got a mullet [ __ ] excellent
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mate [ __ ] fair play to you are you a big fan like how come you've got a mlet are you um it's just her preference it's just her preference so this lady's dating a guy with a mullet what's what's your name
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Madam Megan Megan and can I ask what you're getting back at your stand [Applause] for I [ __ ] love it do you know Theo Von yeah the best [ __ ] mullet in the world right [ __ ] incredible yeah it's
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a good look do now you can't grow a mustache it's best you hear it from me oh Megan I like the way Megan just went cuz she can grow must sta any other heckles questions queries please why do you laugh like a pedo why
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why do I laugh like a pedo was I laughing when I [ __ ] you what happened what hell it's an odd is it's odd I laugh on an in not an out so it sounds huh huh H sounds like a
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woman almost but not quite reaching orgasm sound I'm sure you're familiar with I any other your girlfriend makes more money off people than you what my my girlfriend does what sorry makes more money off people than you my my
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girlfriend makes more more money off people than me okay right oh that's great isn't it I think I think if you're going to Heckle keep it simple something along the lines of your girlfriend's are haa are you just annoyed cuz are you
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annoyed at me I know I owe your mom5 but yeah I said5 that's right I paid for everyone that's how that joke's made sir fun um any others what would you do you were black what what sorry hang on hang on
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let's let's chat to this govern that felt very garbled sir what would you do if you were black what would I do if I was black comedy is that is that okay what that's a very weird question sir
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well huh I'd probably have some questions for my mom what's happen this a goty your friends filming this for some sort of posterity just in case Don't Panic What's um so what's what's your name Sir Anthony what's Anthony Anthony where you
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from Anthony Dublin which bit rra mine oh oh um what do you do Anthony what do you do you're looking for jobs you're looking for a job okay what we'll find you something have you considered if you got
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haven't got any better ideas why not teach people what you know about what about your mate what do you do you you guys together yeah so what do you do you what I workan you work I was hoping you could be slightly
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more vague would you like a lawyer present for the rest of this [ __ ] hell I work what was that lipstick are you wearing what kind of lipstick am I wearing the expensive kind I mean it's a weird
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question you laugh like an asmatic sea of [ __ ] a donkey I laugh like an asmatic seal [ __ ] a donkey how do you know how did you survive the abortion how did I survive the abortion it's more like it
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yeah not easy I kind of I'm not I didn't survive an abortion but but uh there's a there's a thing called the dut you remember the Dutch Camp does anyone remember the Dutch Camp it's a it's a contraception method from
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the70s which was like a a round kind of you just po popped it in your fufo ladies my mother was an Irish woman from limr she was in London she moved there in the early 70s right and she told me
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this I mean this is more information than I needed but apparently she just had my brother before we're kind of Irish twins and she was trying to put this [ __ ] Yol uper snatch and and she described it to me it
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pinged across the room and her thought was [ __ ] it be all right and it [Applause] wasn't well done 70s contraception any someone told me my daughter looked just like her mom I said yeah but the important thing is she's
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healthy they didn't laugh uh they any any other what's the story big jazz hands what's the story with the big jazz hands yeah what's the story with the [ __ ] jazz hands you think you're on [ __ ]
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stage in a [ __ ] [Applause] theater trying to make it theatrical for you my friend I don't have to do jense I can also do that that was too easy um bonus bonus bonus I'm not I'm not strictly speaking in uh
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double act but sometimes it's nice if a if a a random hoer shouts bonus it's nice is it that adds a bit of [Applause] color but if you're here who's walking the streets that joke wasn't in the show
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that's what I like to call bonus what's do did I play What song the song that you had made for the show where it spells out your name the song that I had made for the show the song that was on
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just before the show is called it's called Jimmy rard it's an Australian song it sounds a bit like my name but it's not my name I didn't have the song made I just [ __ ] straight lifted it from this
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guy it's like a guy came up to me after I was doing a show with a friend in Australia a guy came up like ah yeah mate there's a song sounds like your [ __ ] name and I went [ __ ] have
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it it's fun though right what's what's your name my friend Thomas Thomas what do you do Thomas uh Thomas is deep undercover he's embedded probably start go what you do Thomas have a think gather your thought I work in it you work in it of course
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you [ __ ] do and where are you from Thomas there's an accent there I'm from South Africa from South Africa well I love South Africa I do a lot of shows there CU you're all familiar French is the
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language of love you all know that right French is the language of love well Africans is is the language of serious sexual assault I actually speak a little bit of Africans let's not turn this rape into a murder
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[Applause] favorite pickup line uh get in the VIN I have a question yes well normally someone would just Speed Ahead with a question the whole Jimmy thing was unnecessary I don't want it to sound like my ego's out of [ __ ] control but
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I'm going to assume everything's going to be directed in this does anyone have any questions yes I have a question what is that question one in inside your mother and your father is one in inside of you oh
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so so hang on hang on I'm this is excellent I'm 1 in inside my mother and my father's 1 in inside of me okay all right I would 100% go towards mom because [ __ ] my mom all I would get
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is an ashy dick [Applause] I'm just saying I would rather put my dick in an N than get sodomized by my father what how does that make me a bad guy these are hard decisions I'm glad we've had the
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conversation I'm sorry it happened to you sir I went forward you went forward as well [Applause] [ __ ] has anyone ever asked this question going oh I'd [ __ ] ease it back no one has ever this is [ __ ] crazy What's Your
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Name What's d Dylan and what' you do Dylan I'm a ping you're a p piping what piping and CAD technician a piping technician hang on a second I I think I've just met the most delusional plumber there's ever
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been oh I'm a piping technician I myself work as a laughter therapist yeah yeah yeah yeah but when I was a younger man I worked as an underwater ceramic engineer washing up piping technician [ __ ] get over
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yourself Dyan and is this your misss what's your name love Holly Holly and what you do Holly I'm an art student you're an art student yeah I'm looking to be bullied you're looking to be bullied no I think studying Arts
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is a [ __ ] tremendous thing to do you know I'll say to you what I say to all art students I have a cappuccino please any other heckles please feel free yes Protestant or Catholic am I Protestant or Catholic Catholic
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well I should I should qualify that that is the god I don't believe in at least yeah I'm atheist but I think being an atheist Protestant is a [ __ ] bridge too far what do you mean you don't believe
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in the wrong God you [ __ ] maniac what about you what are you Catholic you're Catholic yeah oh are you a are you a Believer do you believe do you want to buy some magic beans they're not
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cheap but these are the good ones shout out to my dad for his 67th birthday John Dean probably the last time we'll be out together going by his memory lately L Jimmy saying hi might help his prospects in the will okay my prospects
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in the world Allan all right where's where's John Mar John here he is John 67 [ __ ] you Round of Applause on John I don't know if you'll remember but earlier I suggested even if you don't get it pretend to have
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dementia now John I don't know if you'll remember but earlier I suggested you don't have dementia all for a second there he must have gone [ __ ] you know 67 what do you do mate retired retired yeah but before you
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became a burden what what did you do health and safety health and safety valuable work you do it's [ __ ] crazy I think we should scrap health and safety for environmental reasons there's too many people on planet Earth aren't there
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there's so many people on planet Earth we need to we need to thin the herd a little bit right right what better way than getting rid of health and safety oh your heart your F your father fell off the cliff cuz there was no
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railing will we miss him oh your boy died cuz you drank bleach maybe you shouldn't drink during pregnancy it would just I'm just saying we get rid of all the [ __ ] dummies you've retired you couldn't give a [ __ ] now could
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you what is Alan getting in the whe out of Interest nothing nothing you won't be getting as many visits as you thought will you all right what else we got um I'm going to meet the family of my ballerina
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girlfriend from Colorado next month how do I impress her family her name is Elizabeth where's where's who's going to meet the family who's who's meeting the hi where's the guy meeting the family what's your name mate Conrad Conrad and H how long have you had an
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imaginary girlfriend it's quite tough to impress the imaginary mom and dad of the imaginary ballerina in Colorado you know the big ballet scene in the midwest in America they have you know the ballerinas you're being catfished you [ __ ] idiot
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have you paid for a mom's operation already or is that have you H how did you meet come on let's indulge him how let's play along how did you meet this ballerina you did you meet her online what way to find
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out all right what else we got hello Jimmy could you say hello to my wife and I I'm currently fighting cancer and we are both big fans of yours thank you who's currently fighting cancer where I am what where are you hey what's your
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name John John all right John what and what's the Mrs called Michelle Michelle well very nice to have you here now what kind of cancer are we battling what sorry bow bowel pain in the [ __ ] ass shouldn't one
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I would you like more cancer jokes come [ __ ] here you call it okay so it's my favorite my father died really what was it the Big C cancer no he drowned I I wish you a speedy recovery
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all the best with it I hope it was you know a Band-Aid this evening good luck thanks for coming out man I appreciate it my [ __ ] aby's 33rd birthday blond middle row beside the ginger where's Abby where are you Abby
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where's Abby hi Abby who's whose [ __ ] are you out of Interest what sorry it's not your birthday is your name Abby cuz this might not be about you some sort of crazy narcissist what sorry personal what
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hurts personal [ __ ] you hurt by being called [ __ ] well I'm so sorry can I ask why do you dye your roots black she'll be all right H so what do you do Abby I'm a physio
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you're a physio oo I like a physio okay so what and what's the uh what do you do the manipulations do you do the cracking all that kind of [ __ ] all that kind of [ __ ] it's the right
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[ __ ] attitude cuz fio physios it's it's good to have that attitude I think because you're Medical but [ __ ] just right cuz your cure for everything is oh give it a r prer it's one up from Mommy kiss it
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better good on all right what else we got we've got him officer move [Applause] in the [ __ ] was that f f f you can't even do the [ __ ] Belfast AA mate that's you've o you've overdone it
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it's meant to just be a ginger and community all you meant to say is the word Community with more syllables than you think it might need come Ginger commun commun Ginger what were you saying f f f now no one understood that right
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you you're [ __ ] with me now because that's can you smell toast we're not auctioning [ __ ] cattle mate what are you doing if I just bought something what happened yeah why you face me in the
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morning R now if anyone would like to start a sing song which is I assume what you've just done what the [ __ ] was that what are you saying why doesn't to be a more English verion than Russell
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honey have you got a nasal infection sound like Snoopy's [ __ ] teacher you lunatic something you're saying a more English version than Russell Howard okay I like Russell he's a mate uh are you saying I'm more English than
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him well but I'm not my people are all from limr I carry an Irish passport I'm I'm what they lovingly refer to as a plastic pading so I've got the passport Irish parents all from limr the whole family
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but I but I was I speak and present myself in this way because I was raised and educated in the home counties of England which just goes to show what you can do when you apply [Applause] yourselves doesn't have to be this way
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um I really appreciate you being here though sir cuz I I thought you'd still be upset about that Gypsy joke but you you've clearly moved on or more likely been moved on what s that [Music] cun I quite like it I like the whole
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demeanor of Belfast I like the fact you had a civil war and called it the troubles it's not like no one in the Ukraine is calling it The Spot AB bother Israel and Palestine are not having a to-do the
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troubles well the troubles oh it doesn't sound that serious yes it's just men in baklavas disappear in each other don't worry about it [Applause] [ __ ] hell he died eat [ __ ] and die it's very contingent on where you
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put the commas there I'll be doing all of those things I'll be eating they'll be defecating and eventually I will die come any other heck will G on me yeah go on what's it like to be a middle class
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wanker middle class you [ __ ] joking meate middle class middle class is you you dos [ __ ] I'm [ __ ] up the I have an annual truffle truffle lunch with the queen you [ __ ]
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gobshite doesn't I went to [ __ ] Cambridge the [ __ ] are you talking about middle class I don't shop up Marks and Spencers I have my staff do the groceries you [Applause] can well I'm definitely not [ __ ]
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working class cuz you know I haven't done a day's work in 25 years I don't think we can really count I mean you know I'm often referred to as the hard hardest working man in comedy but it's like it's like being the best
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looking guy in the burns unit no offense to any Burns victims we have in have we got any in if there's one that we loads they tend to stick together what's the worst joke you've ever heard what's the worst joke I've
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ever heard in terms of offense or in terms of crap crap yeah what do you mean by worst either either just a [ __ ] joke well that would be too easy um the well I mean in terms of offense it changes
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things that used to be acceptable are no longer acceptable the the World Turns so it depends what you're offended by uh what's the difference between jam and marmalade you can't marmalade your [ __ ] up a bird's ass
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it's nice isn't it it's traditional the thing I like about that the thing I like about that is like you'll be you'll be at some family do you know hung over at the sort of Next Day brunch after a
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wedding just oh hanging and you'll be there with the in-laws well you want to see that comedy show tell tell us a joke you you'll see the marmalade you'll go I know a joke and you'll be half way through it
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before you realize where this is going I don't know it depends what you're offended by what's the difference between football and rape girls don't like football I told that once and a lady in the audience went I like
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football how would that be your problem with that joke what's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea I've never paid £500 to have a lentil on me we're having fun aren't we we're having fun sorry a young a young lady just gave me
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a look of £500 you like Guinness do I like Guinness a lot yeah a lot I I like Guinness I quite like the Nigerian Guinness have you ever had the Nigerian Guinness it's [ __ ] powerful it's like
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7% it's like amazing so there's always like it's always whenever you go to dubling there's always like four or five Nigerian looking guys just looking [ __ ] depressed cuz they've come all this way to go to the Guinness Factory
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and go the [ __ ] is this piss I don't do the voice I mean I can I used to work for Shell I [ __ ] with those guys but yeah uh any other after this what what sorry where
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are we drinking after this where are you drinking after this or where am I drinking after this I the [ __ ] hotel bar I imagine I get [ __ ] leathered I'm such a [ __ ] lightweight
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though I can't I mean I'm not yeah two points but think of the drugs some potentially kill myself what's sorry the shows made me want to kill myself the shows made you want to kill yourself I say for you I'm making
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exception lean into [Applause] it Jimmy what sorry where you come jimy when am I coming out where are we going appreciate you you're the Len a night out with the boys in Len no you didn't answer the question what
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am I coming out I'm I I realize I realize sir it's confusing for you thinking this guy's got trousers that match the jack and he's not in a court of law I guess he's one of those homosexuals I've been reading so much
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about I'm just I'm just well-dressed with good personal hygiene sir I can see where the misunderstanding happened what mate still didn't answer the question I literally just did no jo sorry what's your name Courtney Courtney yeah all right Courtney where
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are you from Courtney I'm from Australia from Australia yeah Australia yeah starts with a [ __ ] a AUST and where are you from sir I'm from Wexford you're from Wexford you know meant to [ __ ] bring him home
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so I've got to explain to this [ __ ] what holiday romances you just a say bye-bye at the airport you can't bring her back to Wexford she'll see Wexford whereabouts in Australia are you from Brisbane Brisbane the Gold Coast
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the Sunshine State and now you're here in the sunny South I can't imagine the [ __ ] disappointment have you been to Australia you all been it's [ __ ] magnificent it's such a great place I would recommend if you're ever going to go
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there it's expensive and it's a long way go in January cuz what's it like here in January cold wet windy and [ __ ] right and in [ __ ] August for that matter in Australia though in January
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every day's a mil 44 and [ __ ] hot you're M you're M it's not it's very specific what what about my ma what me she's what [Applause] hat this is feels like they're being friendly but they don't know
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how I don't know I don't know friendly suits that accent I mean it's not South African it's not that aggressive but it's not not is any South Africans in yeah are they [ __ ] it that that is a [ __ ]
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aggressive accent that's put puts you people to shame well because the the everyone knows that the you know French is the language of love Africans is the language of serious sexual assault what's that lovely Africans phrase let's not turn this rape into a
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murder but you're not you're not far away with how's your m [ __ ] hell what sry still dead if if I had to if I had to describe her so I'd say dusty does anyone does anyone know it I don't
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mind to sing song it's not one I'm familiar with what are we doing [ __ ] Jazz what the [ __ ] was that go what was itous how'd you get richy rishy sunx trousers you suggesting you don't like
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my it's not for you you realize I can see you you're not online trolling now I'm wearing a two-piece uh silk Tom Sweeney suit and you are dressed uh as if you're on remand I mean are you are you here on your own
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sir oh the whole audience is your birthday party the whole audience is your birthday party I don't think it is is it no one gives a [ __ ] about your birthday yeah see wow that's like you would imagine
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you would imagine there's a sliding scale but it doesn't work like that like everyone singing happy birthday lovely no one's singing Happy Birthday bad one person singing Happy Birthday worse it's like one guy clapping so much worse than [ __ ]
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silence are there any teenage girls in where's the teenage what what's your name SA it feels like I don't want to be a dick about that it feels like he had Sabrina locked and loaded didn't he like feels
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like he just didn't think of that on the spot he's got a whole identity she's a cheerleader who's just curious about her body everything you shout out sounds like a hostage negotiation sounds like you're sharing out of a window holding a gun to
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someone's head F get him what he wants what does he want no one's got any [ __ ] idea sounded like you said Fanny faet which I don't think is a thing it's not helping the [ __ ]
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breaking bands in the second row all right Heisenberg shouldn't you be cooking this [ __ ] idiot wants his meth it's a cool hat what's what's your name my friend Tim Tim what do you do Tim a tree surgeon a tree surgeon oh it
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really falls off the surgery business doesn't it there's neurosurgeon you got your heart surgeon you got a general surgeon whip out your appendix and then you got your tree surgeon H how did you get away with that as an
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organization we're going to be surgeons what [ __ ] dangerous business though right I would say give us away but I'm not sure everything's there is everything there he just went yep uh what sorry why your name that for a
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motor company a was it was it funny in your head I'm named after a Caribbean Nation sir Jamaica here for Gavin dag do before he heads to his wedding in Rome make sure to say hi where's Gavin right
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[Applause] Gavin no one's marrying that be serious where where the [ __ ] is G on S do stop here he's what he's up there you all right Gavin you going to Rome good luck mate is she uh is can I ask what kind of
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a proposal was it was it working class or middle class well the the middle class one the the man goes down on one knee will you make me the happiest man of the one human briide it's all very sweet he
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cries she cries very romantic the workingclass one little bit different it's where she pisses on a stick we're getting married what do we got shout out to Katherine Flanigan she's an optometrist who loves the sesh and Tian who loves why you putting
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tin in [ __ ] I know what who loves windmills Catherine I'm going to need some explanation here where's the optometrist see hi if I owned an Opticians I don't know if you own the opitions but if I owned
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one I'd do the shop sign in a blurry font it's for passing trade you're walking by going [ __ ] me these are useless okay do you have any tattoos or naughty piercings where's where's who's asked this it's normally someone covered in
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tattoos where's go has anyone got any tattoos I I haven't got any I think about getting one uh I'm I was going to get my kids names I'm going to wait until we decide if we're keeping them or
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not I wouldn't mind getting um just above the Speedos just above the banana hammock I I'd like to get caution choking hazard ages 16 and up may contain nuts do you ever tour in Canada yes do they understand your accent yes
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huh these are easy whereabouts are you from in Canada sir Saskatoon to I've been to Saskatoon my and I [ __ ] loved it my boo is from Toronto I Bleed Blue go Maple Leaves [ __ ] all that I love I'm going again
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in September October I'm going with my mate Jim Jeff so we're doing like a tour together should be fun what the [ __ ] are you doing here well uh my wife who is from Dublin was with me in Canada for 14 years your
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wife's was with you in in Canada for 14 years and then is there a there's a statute of limitations on whatever crime she committed a they can't [ __ ] arrest me for it now so she's back and then you're down in the sunny
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South because you believed the [ __ ] hype you the house you couldn't afford a house CU we can afford a house here you can afford a house here yeah not in Dublin not in Dublin but that it's
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cheaper here it's cuz it's not as good I really like it oh all right oh it's it's as good as it I mean what sorry dos no dobs no dobs don't like dos it's full of [ __ ]
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Dubliners what sorry do you have a favorite child yes I do but for for legal reasons I'm not allowed to see them do you have a favorite child sounds like a thing that someone would ask on the dark web doesn't
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it I like the little ginger hair ones uh yes I do have a favorite child but the other one I like the other one the other one's there for parts want to be my sugar daddy okay I'm I'm pretty sure those weren't words were
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they go what was it she want to be my sugar daddy do I want to be your sugar daddy I think I do I think I well I don't quite know what they inv what does the sugar daddy
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involve do why what's money yes if only there were another term a lady so I'm the sugar daddy in this and you are the let's call it what it is H that was my my my my parents are from
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Lim and that was one of my mother's favorite if you ever paid my mother any kind of compliment if you ever going oh you look nice you'd always go I look like a hor of christening a [ __ ] great
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expression and what where what's your name Madam you don't it's not important that I know your name the guy you're with looks nervous what mate it sounds like the Meer is running you might want to nip to the
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disabl toilets and [ __ ] I mean I'm very funny but it's like if this is an hourly rate you want to get get your stuff done who's the guy behind you the [ __ ] look at the size of that
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Jesus Christ what's your name mate colum what sorry colum colum [ __ ] [Laughter] appropriate his name's colum he looks like he could hold up the [ __ ] pathon on [ __ ] no bother here what what do you do come um work
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for the council you work for the council as a column what what do you do for said Council an office job oh yeah oh yeah with a physique like that you want to be indoors who are you here with
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go your wife [ __ ] woman any other ankles please feel free yeah what s my friend's birthday it's your friend's birthday [Music] okay no one cares yes sister-in-law's birthday it's your sister-in-law's birthday you don't even care your
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sister-in-law wow that's like that's like being on a game show you know on the game show when they show you what you could have [Applause] won that's a sister-in-law isn't [Applause] it a I should have waited I should have
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picked a different box any others any other I'll come you never age what sorry I'll come you never age how come I never age I'll be your sugar daddy you you're very that's a very sweet way of saying you've had a [ __ ]
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load of work done yes I have i' I mean bits of me have aged bits of me [ __ ] brand new I'm I've had a lot of work done even my iPhone now goes come on mate put the
Speaker A
code in my face is like triggers [Laughter] broom and it's you know it's vanity pure and simple you know getting work done it's vanity but everyone is hung up about something right good example my girlfriend is incredibly self-conscious
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about her big fat ugly nose no offense I didn't know you'd be here I what sorry I was looking at that girl but you you've gone paranoid what I what well you see more parano what's your name Sarah Sarah what
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do you do Sarah I work am you work and what are you selling anything what are you buying anything what are you buying some sort of sugar baby apparently I'm not sure about the transaction or perhaps a column off the
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council any other any other questions yes what are you doing after this what am I doing after this huh we've been through this what am I doing after who asked go on who's where are you nope it's the law it's the law it's the
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law it's a compulsion I'd rather get a laugh um what s what do you like what do I like about Li I think that's quite presumptuous of you to suggest there'd be something that I love about limmerick they I thought I do like I like coming
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here cuz I like uh I like visiting the relatives and stuff but uh eh be lovely when it's finished oh is that it that's it no I I drove through the center of town today and I'm I presume I'm doing a
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gig for the survivors am I I believe the people of ke have started to GoFundMe for limmerick couldn't even find the Abra Cabra the nice any other have you got any advice for my recently single friend have I got any advice for your recently
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where's your recently single friend you there what's what's your name my dear isab Isabelle tell me about the breakup what happened I do that's why I'm asking Isabelle what happened did he leave you or did you leave him he was a
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six out of 10 he was a six out of 10 what's so is Isabelle why are you shocked I said you can't even [ __ ] see her I bet she's got a lovely personality but did you leave him Isabelle or did he
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leave you what happened a bit of both he left you did he he's out there tonight [ __ ] a seven can't believe he's luck um now what' you do Kate depends on the guy does it come what you do for a living uh HR
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HR and what what what HR department are we working in have you been in a ation before K what's going on what's what's the company or Ora okay the [ __ ] is orca I don't think it's a whale with a
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ha ch is this the other half let's see if he's any chats here what's uh what's your name champ Barry Barry of course it [ __ ] is look at you and what do you do Barry uh walk in
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recruitment Recruitment and she's in HR you're both dealing with people's jobs but not actually doing anything yourselves you've achieved nothing in your Cris huh who are you recruiting what sort of thing you looking for construction workers construction workers well I've
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got a blo that could hold up a [ __ ] building it's massive he's wasted in that office you live in Hound do I still live in hsow no I think I was born in eworth near hsow but no I've not really been
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back are you from around there hay Hayes that's a [ __ ] [ __ ] on [ __ ] know and you live over here I do you do [ __ ] tremendous how how come would you fall in love with a girl my wife
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yeah hello you bought back a [ __ ] Protestant did you you're a disgrace why have we not shaved a head what the [ __ ] is going on you have you not seen Ryan's daughter this is terrible um it's nice to have you here
Speaker A
man any other questions why you pedophobic what sorry why are you pedophobic why are you pedophobic are you complaining that I don't like pedophiles that is a brave [ __ ] stance why are you always having to [ __ ] go
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pedos that might be Island's most confident nons [Applause] you know want to be a comedian what sorry how did you know he wants to be a comedian how did I know uh are you saying how do thoughts work I just I had a proper job for a
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while and I'm full of admiration but it's not for me it's [ __ ] hard working for a living I used to work for Shell Oil in marketing that's some [ __ ] nonsense you you all got cars most
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people got cars right you know that little thing that tells you when you're out of petrol that did a lot of my work for me [ __ ] stop and refuel yeah what's the [ __ ] alternative sit on the hard
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shoulder going there's something missing um what about you what do you do sir Metrology technician oh what me you're not going to make a joke out of it it's not funny about it there's nothing funny about it well
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let me be the judge we've all got our areas of expertise go what are you do I'm a mology technician Metrology Metrology are they a band what's Metrology calibration are you just going to give me S single words
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like calibration what do you calibrate instruments what sorry instruments instruments it's like a [ __ ] game of hangman isn't it so Metrology calibration instruments are you tuning someone's [ __ ] guitar and you're just trying to make it
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sound fancy I'm a [ __ ] roie what what instruments do you calibrate uh blowers tempers flow meters is it a temp [Laughter] P but you're trying to make it sound fancy I calibrate flow meters ironically stuck up gunt uh
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the sort of a logic there um I've no I've no I'm no clearer to knowing what you do I don't really know what a flow meter is what's a flow meter you me both well you need to get a different
Speaker A
job it's fine not me not understanding I do dig jokes any other are you going tour wither when am I going to tour with Bert ker I don't know but I like Bert a lot I'm going on tour with Jim Jeff in uh in September
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October that would be fun but you know I mainly do it on my own I've noticed if I do it on my own I get to keep all the money don't tell the [ __ ] tax man don't you
Speaker A
dare it's yeah I did the two bears thing recently that was fun was it do you know ber Crusher you all know [ __ ] funny funny boy oh the one my favorite the moment have you watched this new thing
Speaker A
tires on Netflix Shane McGillis Shane Gillis [ __ ] funny you watch that I don't know much about flow meters I know a little something about comedy um any other what sorry do the laugh do the laugh you'd never make it in my business
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love how lazy is that if I just came out here all right liick do the laugh it [ __ ] works who knew you're a genius I've spent all this time [ __ ] writing jokes I could have just
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[ __ ] told them do the laugh do it [ __ ] laugh for me laugh louder [ __ ] laugh laugh this is [ __ ] brilliant it's going to save me so much time h that's a
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weird what's your name Madam Ona what do you do Ona what what do you do you what sorry you make stuff in your hang on I didn't get any of that just a little bit louder go on you you're on leave from
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college okay let's keep the volume down she may get triggered H how how come you're on leave from College on you you don't know I think you might have been expelled L I don't know why they won't let me go
Speaker A
anymore go on you didn't like it that much I don't think you're on leave from college I think I think you've left it haven't you what a way to find out you're unemployed I'm on leave from college it's been a couple of years
Speaker A
now you're on the [ __ ] doll love are you you look young are you young 24 what are you going to you going to travel this is now an intervention you're not going to travel what sorry maybe
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travel I'm not knocking limmerick because they're here but if they weren't here I would say maybe we can out and see the world H okay who are you here with your mom Devil's freeway what mom's up for it I'm not sure about
Speaker A
on you it was what it's whose birthday well I'll [ __ ] her first then [Applause] [Music] having my first baby at 45 help Paul where are you Paul where's where's Paul hi Paul up there up there Paul here over here I don't
Speaker A
[ __ ] know where are I'll be honest with you it's fine you'll be able to hear me you [ __ ] you've nailed it mate you're like Indiana Jones getting the [ __ ] hat back you'll be fine how old's the girl
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uh 40 40 yeah okay that 40 it's going to [ __ ] walk out mate you'll be fine are you are you going to be there for the birth pool I hope so yeah yeah you got to be be there but not
Speaker A
there you've got no business down the business end when that's going on it's not dignified first not great for you either watching your favorite Pub burn down you'll be looking on thinking of all the good times you had in
Speaker A
there sure you know they're going to rebuild it but it's never going to be the same oh no they've knocked through into the back room no all right what else we got um feel free to kick out what feel free to kick out my Cara she
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got in here free because apparently I need help John where where are you John hi John and who where's the Cara are you is she your wife John if we're being honest she is she's a Cara John is she a
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Cara yeah how come you need a Cara what sorry couldn't walk home you couldn't walk home are you drunk what say I'm in a wheelchair you're in a wheelchair would you live downhill from here what I mean it's very nice to have you in John
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and what about the Cara hello the Cara you all right [ __ ] get out you've not paid he'll be fine we'll look after him always had the wheelchair is is a new thing John years what sorry last four years
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the last four and what's what's going on if you don't mind me asking I had an accident you had an accident oh a column didn't fall on you did it well I hope you are you getting used to it you're right [ __ ] excellent
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Round of Applause for this guy thanks for coming out thanks for making good [ __ ] Tracy and Darren Atkins from the shankill turn old as [ __ ] next week from their daughter with no hand literally he
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he thanks DNA there's a lot going on there where's Tracy Darren and where's hi give us a [Applause] wave use the other hand I say the other hand is the only one you [ __ ] got um the
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hello uh H how I mean a lot of people wouldn't ask but just I left my left hand and my mommy you left your left hand and your mommy so did your dad hey so born born without a left hand he
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be all right what what you going [ __ ] do um the and and what what do you do for a living do you mind me asking me no her yeah how many other [ __ ] one-handed [ __ ] you know yeah
Speaker A
what what do you I know you don't work in the [ __ ] airport otherwise there' be a lot of crashes what go on what what what do you do social media you do social media okay is that your mom and dad yeah yeah
Speaker A
they look disappointed what do you mean you do social media you mean you've got a [ __ ] phone we've all got [ __ ] phones love what do you do on it I fun of myself online you what sorry I fun of myself
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online you make fun of yourself online right I'll help what do you what do you do like lists of things that are funny about having one hand presumably a list of five because you can't really get don't getting much beyond that are
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you like High people and play Rock Paper Scissors and stuff you play Rock Paper Scissors and then when someone brings up scissors you go triggering that's how this happened huh fun oh hang on what about these other two how old are you going to be
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guys 47 47 Christ you're 5 years younger than me look at the [ __ ] mileage on it Jesus not long now eh he only sat down the front cuz you walk towards the light it's over uh now I know you said you make your living
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in social media because of the one hand thing but have you I'm pretty sure on only fans there'll be like a specialty some come on think of the fisting sorry that's your little girl there but you've got to see there's an angle
Speaker A
okay what else we got hi Jimmy have you any advice for a 30-year-old who doesn't know what they want to do with their life where's where's a 30-year-old that doesn't know what they want to do where are you go on you can tell
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me well hi what's your name my friend Pete Pete my first thought right and it's it's it's not a suggestion I've made before Miss handoff social [Applause] media uh there's a very good uh there's a very good website I don't know what
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you think of Jordan Peterson some people think he's the devil some people think he's terrific he's a mate of mine I like him uh there's a website called self-authoring if you go on that it's not free but if you go on it it's kind
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of you write your autobiography and it's very good for people that don't quite have a direction as to what they want to do I genuinely I'd recommend that I think it's really good good luck that's boring sorry which is if you look at it online
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just be the machete joke and we'll [ __ ] off shout out to Jason Marley celebrating a special occasion as it's his first night out since being released from gbury prison can you send him any of your group is his way he'll take a
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man or a woman okay where's where are you Jason where's Jason I know a lot of people find it difficult to find a job once they've got out of prison because there's a lot of prejudice against them and it's it's
Speaker A
incredibly hard and that's why you get a lot of people reoffending what I would suggest is you work for yourself machete hand social media she's sick with worry we're going to flood the market how much one-handed hilarity can you
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have
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