Speaker A
[laughter] What's good, gang? Yeah yeah. Yo, Jay the Animal. Where you from? Flatbush. Why you always rapping to your baby, Jay Dad?
Viral Real Report interview with Jay the Animal ends almost instantly; hosts Uncle Murda and Tony Yayo joke about the silence, mic mishap, and his mystery.
Key Takeaways
- Jay the Animal's interview was extremely brief, with only 'Flatbush' spoken on camera.
- The segment became a comedic moment highlighting the rapper's viral mystique.
- Hosts plan to attempt a follow-up interview with the artist's management.
What the video covers
- The Real Report hosts Uncle Murda and Tony Yayo introduce Jay the Animal, a viral rapper, who answers only one word, 'Flatbush', before the interview ends.
- The hosts react with humor, calling it the shortest interview in the show's history and comparing the guest to a new character unlocked in GTA.
- A microphone malfunction during the segment prompts the hosts to criticize staff for not helping quickly, with a crew member acknowledging the mishap.
- Hosts speculate about Jay the Animal's background, including rumors of federal time, his distinctive look (no eyebrows, no shirt), and his habit of rapping to his baby.
- They discuss how his viral rise was followed by comedian Donnell Rawlings imitating him, which renewed attention to the rapper.
- The hosts say they will work with his manager, Touch, to try for a 'part two' interview.
- The second half shifts to other topics, including a live event at UBS Arena featuring A Boogie, and Halloween and family chat.
- The video is largely unscripted banter, with heavy profanity and frequent cut-off dialogue in the transcript.
Chapters
- 00:00Intro and Jay the Animal's one-word answer
- 01:50Hosts introduce the segment and the building
- 02:50Interview ends abruptly and hosts react
- 04:50Hosts discuss the guest's mystery and background
- 06:30Mic malfunction and staff criticism
- 08:30Viral rise and Donnell Rawlings impression
- 10:00Plans for a follow-up interview and management contact
- 10:45Off-topic chat about UBS Arena, A Boogie, and personal life
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Speaker A
Hold up, man. Let me get the mic for my guy, man. Hold up. Give me some help, man. Can I get some help? Y'all acting like y'all scared of Jay the Animal over this [ __ ] Can we get some help in this
Speaker A
[ __ ] man? God damn. What the [ __ ] I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE MIKE WAS READY.
Speaker A
PAUSE. YEAH, there we go. It's the real Paul. We in the building. It's your boy Uncle Murder, aka Lil Jay Lenny.
Speaker A
He's the talk of New York Tony Yayo, and we got the biggest demon. Oh [ __ ] viral [ __ ] out right now. He might not even talk in his interview but make some noise for Jay the [ __ ]
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Animal. Yeah. Yeah. [applause] Jay the Animal in the [ __ ] BUILDING. BROOKLYN. BRO, [ __ ] MAN. Interview over, man.
Speaker A
over already? [ __ ] don't even talk, man. [ __ ] don't even talk. Well, make some noise for Jada Animal in this [ __ ] Make some noise Make some noise for Jada Animal in this [ __ ]
Speaker A
Hopefully we can speak to him next time. You know what I mean? time we get an interview.
Speaker A
to go on the streets, MAN. BROOKLYN. SO MURDER MAN, WHAT THE [ __ ] WAS THAT just That was Shout to Jada Animal. That was the quickest interview ever on the Real Report.
Speaker A
I wonder I'm a little confused still cuz I wanted to ask the [ __ ] some questions.
Speaker A
I wanted to ask him, you know, where he from. He just said Flatbush and that's all I heard. You know what I mean? Shout to Brooklyn. I know you know the whole Brooklyn in the building. You know what
Speaker A
I'm saying? So it's like I was confused. I wanted to ask him about the eyebrows.
Speaker A
I wanted to ask him about rapping to the baby. I wanted to ask him about, yo, you it's full. You know what I'm saying?
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plane. He was rapping on the plane. I wanted to ask him about that. Yeah, he's rapping on a plane and him being the most viral rapper to be out right now just or for walking in the Starlets. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Or walking or him walking in the strip club. You know what I'm saying?
Speaker A
So [ __ ] just walked off the show. I mean, it's all good. Hopefully we can get him back. What's his manager name?
Speaker A
It's all [ __ ] Touch, man. Touch him and Raynor. So we Shout to Touch and Raynor.
Speaker A
Touch and Raynor. We get him back on the show man. But he is like uh a new character that's unlocked in New York City.
Speaker A
A new character unlocked. know how you watch GTA? Okay. A new character's unlocked. So I know y'all see this empty seat.
Speaker A
You know, this is the interview without Jay the Animal. Shout to him, but I didn't think probably y'all probably want to know about him a little bit like we do, so but I didn't think he was going to talk much
Speaker A
anyway bro. Yeah, I wasn't expecting to get too much conversation from him like that.
Speaker A
But it's all good. I think the people learned a lot about him. I mean, he got the music out. I know that's one of his songs.
Speaker A
Got to go tap in. I just know he's He is? Yeah. Supposedly. That's what I'm talking about. But he's he's You know.
Speaker A
Okay. You know, free the Came home. I heard he was in the Feds or something like that, I think, right?
Speaker A
Yeah, he was in the Feds. In the Feds. You know, he he never wear a shirt.
Speaker A
Paws, no, you know, paws. Yeah. But he never wear a shirt, paws. Um Demon time.
Speaker A
He Yeah, he's new character unlocked in New York City. And And And And the rumor is he don't talk.
Speaker A
So for you know, shout out to your guys for getting him in. So for even him to say he's from Flatbush was kind of big.
Speaker A
Yeah, he just said Flatbush. That was one word. So that was kind of big though. At least we got something.
Speaker A
And then the the but but the cracker part about it Cervantes, come here, Cervantes. Check out Cervantes.
Speaker A
They were scared to get the mic They was all y'all y'all were scared to fix the mic. That's probably why he left man.
Speaker A
Sit, Cervantes. Sit right here, man. Yo listen. When the mic It's one of our assistants.
Speaker A
Yeah, shout You got to fix the mic. what a lot of things, man. Eddie.
Speaker A
I was supposed to do this. I didn't want to get in the camera. I was trying to just do what y'all do.
Speaker A
You look like you was scared, my [ __ ] Jay the Animal, man. Yo, Karen, make sure you rewind when the mic was falling. And he was like, yo, none of y'all [ __ ] going to help?
Speaker A
We need to rewind that part. Did you see Hold up, man. Let me get the mic for my guy, man. Hold up.
Speaker A
Give me some help, man. Can I get some help? Y'all act like y'all scared of Jay the Animal over this [ __ ] Can we get some help in this [ __ ] man?
Speaker A
You know. So Jay the Animal really had you scared. Keep it real. Yes, yeah. I was definitely I was definitely scared to escort him.
Speaker A
Yeah. You around gangsters that be [ __ ] [ __ ] wrong with you?
Speaker A
Nah, not that. Oh my god, man. Yo, this guy here, man. Yo, listen man.
Speaker A
what So what was you thinking when the mic was falling and Murder needed help?
Speaker A
I thought one of y'all one of y'all was going to HELP ME. THE WHAT HOW AM I LISTEN, that's what you doing that [ __ ] Don't ever be doing it but he ain't here today, right? You was
Speaker A
supposed to handle that, man. you right. Come on, man. signal award winners now. We got to be come on, man. That's crazy, man. All right, go ahead You good, man. We appreciate all the work.
Speaker A
mad. Yo, Murder, I'm not mad at him not um coming over there and they Jay the Animal.
Speaker A
Yeah, I I I understand, man. Savante don't come from that kind of life so Why you think he rap to his baby though?
Speaker A
He be like screaming at his baby That his baby know they got it out the mud.
Speaker A
Ain't no silver spoon baby. We got it out the mud, little homie. You hear me? I want you to know your daddy got it out the mud.
Speaker A
Feeling the struggle. Dude, cuz it's definitely a new character unlocked, man. man. What do you think though? What I I feel like he's going to Because look, he got viral Hold on y'all. Hold on y'all. He got viral in
Speaker A
in like two, three days. Yeah. And then I thought it was over. I'm like, yo, all right, Jay the Animal, I don't know. I haven't seen him. And then I see Donnell Rawlings, you know what I'm saying? Acting like
Speaker A
him, playing the music with his shirt off. Shout out to Donnell. Make sure y'all catch Donnell Rawlings on that show.
Speaker A
So Donnell Rawlings, I seen him do a skit and then I seen academics post him.
Speaker A
So he went viral again. Nah, he popping right now, man. You got to give him his props, man. That boy popping, man. Another one for Brooklyn.
Speaker A
Yeah. But do you ever think he's going to talk in an interview? I don't know. I I just spoke to I'm going to speak to my man Touch again. I'm going to call Moreno. We going to get him back up here and we
Speaker A
going to try to make it happen again, man. We going to try for part two.
Speaker A
Who's he signed to? You We didn't even You don't know? We don't. I mean We don't know nothing.
Speaker A
Everything's a mystery. Why he has no eyebrows? Why he always wearing no shirt? Pause.
Speaker A
He always rapping to the baby. Yep. Um He went viral in like a couple of days.
Speaker A
He on demon time eventually. Just came home. What was he locked up for? Everything? Yeah, we don't know. We trying to find out.
Speaker A
Who you got on the album? Is the crew in the album now? [laughter] Is the single coming?
Speaker A
We going to figure it out, man. We going to have J D Animal back in there.
Speaker A
is management telling you? We going to We going to They just told you this guy doesn't talk much.
Speaker A
We Me and you about to walk off set and then we going to call him and figure out what day we going to get him back up here and and and and and make it work.
Speaker A
Why Why Why you walking upset? I don't mind. Cuz our guest ain't here. [ __ ] that. Me and you kicking it.
Speaker A
[laughter] STOP THE [ __ ] WE JUST NO. NO. Let's talk about UBS Arena where A Boogie we had a good time back there.
Speaker A
That was a good time. You know what I'm saying? Shout to Fat Joe Remy.
Speaker A
Shout out to A Boogie. That was That That was actually a live live live event, man. A Boogie the young king in New York, man.
Speaker A
I told you. A Boogie Listen, shout to the whole Highbridge, Bubba, Q. Shout to the whole um Don Q.
Speaker A
I actually brought my daughter there and she had a good time. My daughter and her home girl enjoyed their self so much.
Speaker A
Good time. They was all in the front row. Shout out to the whole Highbridge for the courtesy courtesy passes for my daughter. It was all love, man.
Speaker A
we got to shout out Trap Boy Manny just came home. Definitely. I mean Yo, let me tell you something. A Boogie we can say is one of the only artists out of the young uns that could probably fill out UBS Arena
Speaker A
two to three days in a row. What was it? Two nights? Two nights in a row he did that.
Speaker A
Crazy. He bring out 50. He bring out Fat Joe Remy. He bring out um um Moneybagg Yo.
Speaker A
He bring out Lil Chimmy. He brought Baggage B out too, Lil Chimmy. Cash Cobain.
Speaker A
Oh, Cash Cobain? Yeah, Cash Cobain too. Yeah, it was lit, man. We need to get Lil Chimmy. Lil Chimmy, we going to get you on the show, man.
Speaker A
Yeah, we need And we need Cash Cobain up here too, man. But I think that was the craziest and fastest interview I seen on the Real Report.
Speaker A
Definitely was the fastest interview we ever did. How was your Halloween? You went trick or treating with the kids or what?
Speaker A
I definitely went trick or treating with the kids, man. How was that? It was good, man. It was fun, man. I was dressed up as um Jason.
Speaker A
Serious? Yeah, it was Yeah. My kids was some ninjas. One of them was Spider-Man. It was fun.
Speaker A
Definitely. Your kids are good in soccer, so we took them Yeah, so little Kylo, Mbappé Kylo. So yeah, we we had fun, man.
Speaker A
man. We had fun. Having a good time doing this, man, but I can't BELIEVE THIS GUY LEFT, MAN.
Speaker A
YEAH, MAN. He got me ready to leave now. So yo, we out of here. It's the No, we gone. It's the real report. It's your boy Uncle Murder aka Lil Jet Lenny. And you are I thought we was kicking
Speaker A
you are I thought we was talking And you are I thought we was talking you are I thought we was talking you are I thought we was [laughter] kicking it.
Speaker A
Why you want to rush? What do you want to rush for? We out of here cuz Jay the Animal left us.
Speaker A
So you bored without a guest? It's 10 minutes. We out. All right, [ __ ] you then, man.
Speaker A
[laughter]
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