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Oh my god, we have to play the new Fierce of Phantom game. Do I have to play this with someone? It's a narrative co-op horror game where each episode.
Gameplay and reactions to the narrative co-op horror game Fierce of Phantom, featuring humorous and chaotic moments.
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Key Takeaways
- Fierce of Phantom is a narrative-driven co-op horror game requiring teamwork.
- Players often face challenges with game controls and communication.
- The game blends horror elements with humor and player interaction.
- Cooperative gameplay enhances immersion and storytelling.
- The video highlights the social and entertainment value of playing horror games with friends.
What the video covers
- The video features two players exploring the new narrative co-op horror game Fierce of Phantom.
- Players discuss game mechanics such as co-op play, texting in-game characters, and interacting with objects.
- The gameplay includes moving furniture, managing tasks, and handling tense or scary moments.
- There is a mix of humor, confusion, and frustration as players navigate controls and game objectives.
- Players role-play characters Marcus Reed and Tess, adding a narrative layer to the gameplay.
- The video captures moments of glitching, in-game dialogue, and attempts to solve puzzles or challenges.
- Players experience typical horror game elements like suspense, mysterious noises, and escaping danger.
- The video shows cooperative efforts to complete tasks like loading a U-Haul and driving a car.
- There is a casual, comedic tone with banter and playful insults between the players.
- The video ends with a cliffhanger involving a chase or escape scenario.
Chapters
- 00:00Introduction to Fierce of Phantom and co-op setup
- 02:37Gameplay chaos and missing dialogue moments
- 04:47Trying to text in-game and control challenges
- 06:50Moving furniture and packing the U-Haul
- 08:28Player conflicts and door incident
- 10:06Loading boxes and cooperative tasks
- 13:54Driving challenges and game glitches
- 17:24Escaping and suspenseful moments
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Who are you? What the [ __ ] I can hear me through him. Hello.
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Hello. Hello, Mr. Bean Man. Can you hear me? Yeah. Hey, hey, hey. Sorry, I'm too scared for this game. I got to go.
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Ah, you're you. OKAY, I GOT to I got to find someone real quick. I didn't know this is a co-op game. This is a Wait, can you hear me?
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Yeah, I can hear you. Can you be the girl? I want to be the guy.
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You be the girl. I'm always the girl. First of all, you're more feminine than me.
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Then why then why'd you click the girl? You don't even know your guy's name.
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I'm Marcus Reed. Fierce to Fathom Together episode 1. Scratch ass. Scratch crack. April 30th. To whoever is reading this, pardon my writing ability.
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My girlfriend Tess recently played your game. We couldn't help but notice the chilling similarity between one of the episodes and what happened to us. She persuaded me to write to you from my perspective as well as it would increase
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the chances of the dev noticing the story. I will try to keep the information about our personal lives to a minimum. Back in our early days when we were living together, I had a job offer which I initially thought I would
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have to turn down since it required me to move to another state. But Tess Jake was adamant that I accept the offer knowing how hard I had worked for it.
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She was ready to move out with me. We did not have much furniture. It was a one-way drive with the trailer. The other survivor is really slow at reading. My stupid girlfriend is still reading. Hurry your ass up. Slow ass
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reader. Tess. Babe. Babe. Oh, Albert Marcus. Albert Marcus. Babe. All right. CAR'S DONE. LET ME IN.
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I'M GONNA KILL YOU. I NEED TO FIND THESE. Come on. Stop. Your spring is in the house.
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Let's knock out the heavy stuff first. Wet t-shirt contest outside. Let's get over here. Hey, I'm over here.
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We got two three hours of I'm spraying your ass. Be enough time. Dude, stop. We're missing important dialogue. WELL, IT GOES LIKE I I GOT THIS [ __ ] wrapped around the house.
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Wet t-shirt, white t-shirt contest. Makeup time on the road. Get your ass outside. Get outside.
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I need a weapon, too. This isn't a weapon. It might be easier to Oh, we're already behind.
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Wait, what the [ __ ] are we saying? Dude, I I've been I was Oh my god.
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You wet your pants. Let's wet wet up this [ __ ] guy over here. But I never So the story What the [ __ ] YOU'RE [ __ ] CHEATING ON ME.
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YOU all you drown. I'm going to waterboard you. I hate you. Hold on. I need to text my dad apparently.
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Don't talk to him. I'm cutting you off from your family. How do I text my dad?
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I think you press space or escape or something. I don't know. I'm going to kill myself.
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Kill me. SHE CHEATED ON ME, DUDE. I WAS IN THE HOUSE AND I was like, "How do I text my dad?" And I turn around. I see you running out into traffic going, "I'm going to kill myself." Dude, text your dad.
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I don't know how. I've been asking you for help. I've never played before, bro. I can spray items around. Look, I'm pretty sure we just moved here, man.
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Come on. Okay, bro. Actually figure it out. OH MY GOD. WHAT? Chill out, man.
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You're right. Sorry. How do I text my dad? I don't know. Try like E or G or F or I'll click them all.
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I'll click them. Dude, your forehead. Okay. Okay. I'm going to throw this fridge at you.
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You can't throw it for [ __ ] That hits you WITH A TOAST. HEY. WHOA.
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WHOA. NO. WE CAN PLAY CATCH. All right. Throw the microwave or something here. Wait, see if you can like use Roblox physics with it, you know.
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Little bit. Text your dad. Oh, really? I DON'T KNOW HOW. It's a little arrow pointing and an L.
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Is it L I? No. One. No, it's not. Well, guys, that's the end of episode one. Hey, let's just get in the car.
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This is not what we're supposed to be doing. I was the best at driving. I know. I should have let Tessa drive.
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YOU LOVE ME. OKAY, we're actually It's Can you drive? Can you get us out of this bend?
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All right, let me see here. Dude, you screwed up the car. You're twisting your neck.
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You're you're looking back on your screen. Looks like you're trying to see if there's anybody behind us.
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We might have to restart the game. I usually Dude, this I usually break cars in this game. Like every time I play this, bro, you're trying to like stuff a body in there. Look, this is what you look like.
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Wait. Move, move, move, move. Watch me. Watch me. You're sling your head on it.
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All right. Should we restart? Should we restart? Definitely. Yeah. Okay. Uh, I'll be the guy.
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This No. Yo, using phone. Dad, how do I text him? You got someone on your phone named Daddy? What the [ __ ] Oh, wait a minute. Shut up. You don't You can't see my Oh, I can see you. Can
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I text you? Hi. The last thing you texted me was beef jerky. Yo. Whoa.
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Can you see that? Yeah. Wait, can you see this text I'm about to send you?
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Okay. Okay. Yeah, I can get in the car. Okay. Sorry. He said the painting crew is coming first thing tomorrow morning.
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We need to clear everything out. I figured he would shoot it down. Bad. Bad.
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All right, then. Let's start with the couch and bigger boxes, then work our way to the back.
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What the hell? We have Wait, we have to put all that in the U-Haul.
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My audio gear is boxed up in the basement. Can't forget that. Oh my god. Okay, we do. We actually have so much to do.
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We're supposed to get boxes. Yeah, I guess. All right, one down. Let's Oh, we got to we have to grab this box together.
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A Okay. Stupid ass game. This game's real scary. Oh, dude. Come on. Pick it up.
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What is going on with you? What's going on with you? What the go? I'm going.
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Oops. Oh [ __ ] I'm glitched. Did you try dropping it down the stairs? You tried.
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What is this audio stuff? We're podcasters. Oh my god. Wait. Go out the front door.
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Go out the front door. This is really hard to control. Why? Why are you pulling it that way?
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No. I don't worry about it. Oh my god. Oh, you were. Dude, look. Wait. Look. They have a Jang. This guy's a This is important.
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This guy's a Jang G shirt. Yeah. Dude, he looks just like you, too. I thought you were supposed to leave this morning though.
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All right, let's ignore this guy. Just pick up the box now. Why isn't he helping us with this?
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Help us. HELP. OH. OH, HOLD ON, BRO. Don't [ __ ] drop it, bro.
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Ready to go. He wanted me to talk to him. Dude, it that doesn't matter. Whatever he's saying doesn't matter.
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When I get when I talk to another guy, I can and will. There. Hey, [ __ ] off. You two need a hand.
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OH, YES. YES. We're fine. Oh, you [ __ ] idiot. All right. Anything else?
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No. Don't close the door on me. Are you crazy? You have anger issues, man.
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No, I don't. You don't close that on my fingers. You closed it on my hand.
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I Oh my gosh. You don't have health. Yeah, you do. Yeah. Drive the car a little bit.
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I didn't even hit you. Why is this shut? We're not done yet. Oh my god.
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Yeah, leave. Go ahead. I'm I'm out of here. No, I'm getting the car hooked up to the trailer.
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Whoa. This is why we have to leave. That worked. I did it. I did it, too.
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Did we load everything in? God, I hope so. Let's do one last look over the house. Oh, I want Do Do I really need this drill?
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You're blocking that guy. I don't give a [ __ ] about Dude, he can drive around me so easily. You worry about everyone except for me.
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Hey, I need you over here. What? What do you need? You have such a sexy voice, Jake.
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You could have just said grab the gas. Yeah, you too. That's what I just said.
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Thank you, bro. The guy's still honking. Dude, I'm There's a traffic buildup. You see?
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Don't Oh my god. I guess you had to do that. Never mind. I'm not mad at you.
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I'm not mad at you. Okay, I'm starting to get mad. Come on. Genuinely, stop griefing.
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We have like 3 hours left of this game to play. It's all just loading in furniture.
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No, that's not going to work. I'm still Get down from there. Grab the other side.
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Uh, I need to move these boxes. I c
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Stop grabbing that. There. I was moving it. Now, how the hell am I supposed to get out of here?
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Just go through the back like I've been doing. Let me get out. Let me get out.
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Yeah. Yeah. Pull it in. Pull it in. We got it. We got it. No. No. More. More.
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More. It literally can't go in. Oh, wait. This way. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. That's it.
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That's it. There. Nice. Okay, that's good enough. Right. Is there anything else we need? This is like really a task. They're making us do the table. Okay, bro. There's no way we need this.
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There's so MUCH TRAFFIC BUILT UP, DUDE. LOOK AT ALL THE CARS. HEY, you guys CAN GET OUT AND HELP US.
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DUDE, YOU HAVE SO MUCH ROOM. LOOK AT THIS. GO AROUND. DUDE, THERE'S ANOTHER CAR. GOD, DUDE. How the [ __ ] are we going to get out of here?
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Oh my god. I have to bring the How much stuff do we have to get? Is there at least like a checklist?
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It's possible we don't need to be getting all of this stuff. Oh, I really hope not. We pull away with this open and all of it falls out.
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You uh you quick equipped it. No, I think we're good. No. Yeah. Yeah, we're good.
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You hurt? Just waiting for you. Okay, we should be able to just drive off now, right?
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Yeah, but where are we going? There's no I don't know. Just get in the car. Let's see what happens.
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We missed loading. What did we miss? this flashlight. Well, we'll try to fit it. Let's try now.
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All right, we missed loading some of our stuff. Wait, grab the hose. We forgot the hose.
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Grab Grab some [ __ ] out of the kitchen. Maybe it's that, bro. Oh, we did it. We did it. WE DID IT. YO.
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HEY, JAKE. WE DID IT. I MEAN, TESS, that's everything, dude. What's wrong with your character?
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Okay. What do you mean? It's just not normal looking. Still a suitcase in the garage. I'll grab it and toss it in the trunk.
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Oh my god. No, I already did it. Where's the bag with our passports and documents?
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Get off the hose. In the trunk. You put it in there this morning. Oh, you're trying to grab the hose right now huh?
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Okay. No, it's just on my feet. I'll get the suitcase. Oh, that's on your feet.
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I I don't see what you're seeing, dude. Dude, this game's already driving us apart. Okay.
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Do you see the hose in the car? Yes. Yes. It's like connected. I wonder how far this traffic goes. It's It's like going around the corner. I'm going to check real quick.
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Okay. That's pretty bad. Where did you go? Don't ever start the car again. We made good time on the way.
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Oh, nice. Better than I thought. All right. You hit the Oh, now they're going.
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All right. Look how many cars. I can tell they're looking at us as they're driving. Oh, we're was we're like putting our heads down in shame like sliding down our seats.
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We're kind of like doing like the little like smile with our mouths like Yep. All right. Sorry. Sorry. What way do we go? I wonder.
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I don't know. All right. We got the U-Haul behind us. I go uh I was Okay. [ __ ] off. Uh-oh's going to flip. We're going have to restart. WHERE DO WE GO? OH, EVERYTHING'S FINE. EVERYTHING'S FINE.
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7:40 p.m. Oh, sorry. I didn't ignore all that. Whoa, WE'RE ON THE HIGHWAY. WHOA. OH [ __ ] OH MY GOD.
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STOP. WHOA. LOOK AT THE U-Haul behind us, dude. Look at this car. I just I just whipped the car behind us with the U-Haul.
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Stay on uh 20. Hold on. You We have to pay attention to the directions.
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STOP. JUST KEEP GOING STRAIGHT. Like we're cutting up in, you know those videos of people cutting up in traffic and then we got that uh that really loud rap music.
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103 right now. Is that Dashy Games? Yeah, it is. Which way do we go? North or west?
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Uh, hold on. Hold on. Keep going. Keep going. West. West. West. So this way right?
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I DON'T KNOW. FOR LEGAL REASONS, I DID NOT. OKAY. HEY, my daddy texted me, but I can't text him back. I'm just going to be like swiping on Tinder.
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What? I know, dude. It literally says you're on Tinder right now. It just says you got a super like. What the hell?
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I'm playing cow clicker. Can you shut this off? Oh, you can. Oh, thank God.
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Turn it off. Yeah. Stop. You ever argue with your girl about the radio? It looked nice.
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No. Use the second bedroom to MAKE AN OFFICE. WA. TAKE THIS EXIT. SET. DO we take that exit?
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Morning light. Let me look. Yeah, this is parking on the highway. Oh, take exit 5. Is this exit five?
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Uh, let me back up. Yeah, take exit. What exit is this? I think we crashed.
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Just take it anyways. Just take it anyway. Take all the cars. These are all the same guys that were in our neighborhood.
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All right, stay on this for 40 miles. God. God, that sucks. I'm trying to jump out of the car, bro.
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My dad texted me. Hold on. Traffic bad? It'd be worse. You stop him on the floor.
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Okay. Wait, that was I really didn't mean it. I was playing with the door.
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Look, scrape scrape them with your door. Scrape them with your door. Got your ass. Hey, your character has a phone right?
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Yeah, I am not. It doesn't let me text and drive though. Oh. Oh, delays. There's delays. Uh, reroute. Looking for new routes.
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Jesus. No, that's a take. All right. In.9 miles, exit onto Cascade Highway. Could you stop any direction?
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Dude, these people drive crazy. You know how it is. Imagine all of our luggage and stuff spills out on the road, bro.
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Oh, I can, man. I'm good now. COME ON. GET BACK IN THE CAR. NO.
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Come on. I'm sorry about all the things I said. Get in the car. Don't play like that. Don't look in there.
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Wait, did we take this exit? Oh, let me look. Let me get a better look.
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Yeah. Yeah. Take it. Sorry. Sorry, everyone. All right. Get back in the car. All right. So, we take this exit.
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Yeah, it's this exit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Take it. Take it. Give him a little courtesy honk.
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All right. 22 miles this way now. Trying to make you car sick. No. Oh, that's so funny.
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Wow. Hello. 8:08 p.m. Uh, stay on this road. The third headlight really makes it easier. Thank you.
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Stay on this road for a bit, though. Two two miles. Oh, are you tired, babe?
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I thought that was you. Oh my god. Oh my god. Like what? Oh [ __ ] It's cuz my flashlight wasn't on.
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Yeah. Yeah, I need that. So, put put my hand on your leg. Mm- Oh, okay. It takes my hand off your leg.
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Okay. I have this extra hand to honkworth now. Is this our house? Oh my gosh. What was that?
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I don't know. It made a scary noise. Pulled off of the road. I'm I'm okay.
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Do you hear that? You're not okay. What? What do we do? What do we do?
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What does it mean? What do we do? We move it. Both of us. I don't know.
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Wait. It's not that big. Between the two of us, we can shift it enough to get through.
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Okay. Not moving it. Oh, wait. Okay. I crashed on purpose, but here. Let me get out. I think you're supposed to go up ahead. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Here. Hey, come here, Albert. No, I just hooked the trailer back on. That's all we need to do. No, the tree. There's a tree up here.
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Oh, I thought it got mad at us for Take the Turn Turn that off.
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I needed to see. We're not driving. We're not driving. What was that? Whoa. Falls into there cartoon style.
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All right. So, we Oh, so we moved all that furniture. Now you grab the other side.
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Wait, which way? That way. Uh, clockwise. Oh, okay. Hello. I don't think it's working.
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It is slowly but surely. Okay. What way are we even supposed to move it? This way. Here. Try to move that way. Like into the uh grass.
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That should be good. Good work, babe. He's so happy. Yippee. We did it. We did it.
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Yahoo. Yahoo. Get in the car. The trailer. Oh my. Okay. What's happening? Nothing. Okay.
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Sorry. Sorry. It's No, it's been a long day. It's been a long day. It has. It has for both of us. Whoa. We can see through our trailer now. Can you see that?
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Yeah. There's probably going to be something chasing us. I don't know, man. You've been crashing a lot and stuff. I feel like you probably Dude, look at the trees.
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How do we drive into that train's path? The trees are blowing like crazy. They're scaring me. Oh, don't let that go damn it.
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Try to whip him with the trailer. I know. That's why the trailer's invisible. It's like a ghost ship back there.
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You just get a text. Yeah. What does it say? Uh, turn right in 2 miles.
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Yeah. Here. Oh, come on. I want to drive. What the What's going on? No way.
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No way. What, dude? I think our trailer's like stuck on it. Turn to the left.
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See you. This chore simulator is so scary. Oh jeez, this is a tight road.
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God damn it. You really got to Oh great, we need gas. A light on the dash.
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I'll just listen to them. I'll just listen to us. Why is it making scary? I can feel the car struggle.
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Oh no, they were going to be stranded in the middle of nowhere. Somebody are you honking?
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Hey, they are driving. I'll whip them with the trailer. No. No. Here, I'm honking back.
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You can't go around me. One of those guys from the neighborhood. Father boxes in.
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Help. Help. They didn't even care. Yeah. Go on this side. Whatever. Whatever. You win.
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No, they're not going to do it. Just drive. Drive. Just keep. This is as fast as I can go. They're just smoking.
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Where's my flashlight? Whoa. Ah, Jesus. Ah, Jesus. Don't use the Lord's name in vain again.
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Like, relax, [ __ ] Damn. That's what I said to you. It could just be car is smoking.
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The engine gets hot. So, it'll go away. Maybe once we're over the top. You don't know anything about cars.
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Okay, I guess I guess we'll keep going. Yeah, we're good. It fix itself. My car does all the time.
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Dude, this tree is like the from the trees hate you game. Do you see that?
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Yeah. No, I said that earlier. They're glowing like crazy. I thought you said glowing. I didn't know what you saw. 852.
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It didn't go away. I don't e I don't except the car was going to fix itself. I thought I did. She found the only job in the area on her GPS.
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Oh, you heard that? I heard that from your end. I just spit out my sandwich to read. Are we reading the same thing or do we all have like different little dialogues?
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Probably different. You probably have like the girl version that talks about makeup and boys and I have the one that talks about tools.
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Turn that off. Is this the mechanic? Are you driving past the mechanic? That's a gas station.
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Oh, it is. Okay. Where's the Hold on. Nco. No, that was probably Oh, this is I don't know where we are, man.
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Okay, I'm going to take a bite of my sandwich and you tell me where to go.
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I need to get out then. Go around us. Go around us. We're taking a break.
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You find it? No. I got out and I hear a honk and I looked behind. There's a guy already behind you.
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Oh, we're barely in your lane. Oh, great. Another guy. Hey, I'm going to take a couple bites, bro.
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This is it. This is the car shop. At this point, you might be thinking, "Ah, car trouble. It's classic horror." Except nothing compares what came next.
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Hello. Hello. Hello. No, that's Marcus. Me. Hello. There's nobody here. Anybody here? Anybody here?
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Anybody here? Shut the hell up. Look, let's [ __ ] trash this place. Trash the place. Trash the place.
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Throw bottles of wine everywhere. Can you see all these? How are you doing it?
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How are you How are you doing it so fast? Trash the place. Trash the place.
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How are you doing it so fast? Hey, wait. Let's see. Someone back here. Knock knock.
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Hey, I think there's someone in the bathroom. Let's try over here. Can you hear me spam clicking it?
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Hey, let's go back here. Let's go back here. Dude, we really made a mess. Do you see like this mountain, by the way?
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Yeah. No. Yeah. Yeah. No, I do. I do. There's more you can do over here.
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All right. All right. Run. Run. Run. Run. Run. I see something. A red light.
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Yeah, I see it, too. Oh, I have to converse. This place smells weird. We'll only be here for a second, babe.
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Hello, RED LIGHT. OH MY GOD. Did I scare you, too? Yes. Hello. Howdy do.
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Oh, I'm afraid the text tonight. Expecting a tanker in the morning, though. Hey, you hand you handle him. I'm going to eat.
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Oh, hold on. I'm texting my girl Ellie. Man, we're good on the gas. Look, we were driving and a red light came on the car dash about 20 minutes back. We were hoping someone here could take a look.
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Temperature light. I don't know. Maybe. I honestly couldn't tell you. You're so sexy. Oh, wait. Um headed north.
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Nah, we're just headed up north, man. New job. Hey, get down there. It's disrespectful.
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Don't jump on him. Wrestling move him. He's looking at you. Scratch creeks a long way from you could have been headed.
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Okay, I'll I can do that for you, buddy. All righty. I'll come take a look at that car for you.
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Dude, there's a lot going on. Thank you so much. Car's in the front this way.
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I hope he doesn't walk through his uh store. Yeah, we'll have to go around.
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Hey, how about we go? Wow, the weather's beautiful. Oh, how about we go around?
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Harold Sweeney. Y'all can just call me Harry though. Wait, that means your sister is Marcus.
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Sydney. She's my girlfriend, Tessa. Oh, y'all are together. Yeah. Oh, interesting match. What the hell?
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Really? Yeah. What the hell? I don't see many girls willing to step outside their circle.
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What the hell? What? Bro, I'm posting about you. You know I'm recording this, right, Harry? I didn't mean to scare you back there.
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Stop pushing me. Look at what we did to your shop. Yeah. Hey. Hey, look what we did. It was all a prank.
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He just walked out. Get in there. Oh, he's following me. I thought Wait, where are you? Where are you?
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I'm right here, but he's I think he like refuses to go through. Should we go this way?
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Is it cuz we I think we blocked the path too much. Okay, wait. We are.
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I think we genuinely blocked the path. Okay. Wait. Yeah. Yeah. Guide him in. Guide him in.
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We're sorry about the mess. We didn't know you were good. Oh my god, he's not going. OH, THERE HE IS.
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HEY, BRO. YOU'RE lagging me. Oh my god. Dude, the AI in this game is so good.
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Are you following me? Okay. Oh my god. Oh no, bro. They're going to kick us out of this city.
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I'm only hearing one set of horns. Hey guys, we're sorry again. I know we held you back up yesterday, but um just be patient with us. We're people. It's our first time living, too.
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Um he's really in no rush despite all these cars. I'll open up the hood for you.
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Go ahead, man. Do your thing. All righty. I thought that was you. Let's throw a bunch of wine bottles in our in our engine. See if it makes it run better.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. No, wait. Let's stick around for this. Different as you get together. What the tinder? What do you mean?
Speaker A
Tinder hinge. I I was Bumble. Just curious. Is um Grinder. There's not the kind of you run into here.
Speaker A
This guy's menacingly racist. I'm I'm going to pants you. I'm going to pants you. You have no bell. I can pants you.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. That's my man. Told you we'd get help here. So, what is it?
Speaker A
A coolant leak. You could see it pudding under the car. I could see it dripping from the radiator hose.
Speaker A
It's dripping from my radiator hose. Either of you notice anything before it died on you.
Speaker A
Sorry, guys. Uh, yeah. Don't go in that. Don't be walking in that car. I'll get you back on the road. Hello.
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Just got to grab a few tools and a jug of cool. Yeah, I'm watching this guy. He's doing his work.
Speaker A
Oh, he needs to follow you. So, where? Who the hell is this? Hey, he walks up to us. Hey, can you move your car?
Speaker A
Yes, boss. I can't see this guy. Hold on. Let me get a flashlight. He told us to stay right here.
Speaker A
Wait, where? Where? Albert. Get the off from out there. A, you found me. God damn it, dude. Go in there. It's a hiding challenge later.
Speaker A
Whoa. We're going to have to hide in here together later. That's like a Fierce to Fathom classic where it's like a noise thing.
Speaker A
Oh, I see. Wait, I hear them. I hear them. We don't we don't need to hide anytime soon though from the maybe from the angry mob that's going to form. But yeah, the cars from outside can't get us
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when we're in there. Are we supposed to go in here? I think we have to like Oh man, their store is a wreck. I think we have to like ease drop on them. Oh. Oh. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh, dude. Don't scream. You got to act nonchalant about it. Oh, that's what he looks like.
Speaker A
Why' you scream, bro? You you you sound sus. So, um I took another look.
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Yeah. We can't fix the car. What? Did you see the flashlight I threw? Yes.
Speaker A
Looks like the head gasket is about to go out. He can't fix the car.
Speaker A
Whole thing's kind of messed up. What are we going to do? What do we even do now?
Speaker A
How are we out here? He predicted that. All right, folks. Buck is going to call his old pal, Bill. He used to be a mechanic here but retired a few years back.
Speaker A
Wait, wait, wait. Hey, please fix our car. Supposed to get the car to Bills.
Speaker A
Do you have a tow truck? Don't go inside. I can't go back inside. Man's told you wake. Try to get back on the highway. You're looking at a catastrophic engine failure.
Speaker A
Uhoh. Harry, now. Gotcha, boss. slaps the top of your head. Oh, we can't even go back inside.
Speaker A
Um, just wanted to look around. Maybe grab a snack for browsing. Not today. He He definitely knows what we did. He sees the What gave it away?
Speaker A
Want to eat something? At least we're not alone out here. Yeah, that' make it way scarier. But it's like a very busy city. Wonder if I can snatch that out of his hand.
Speaker A
Can you hurry up? We have UFC to watch in an hour. Why are you in the back? I'm waiting to go, bro. Get in the bastard seat. I need your GPS help. I feel safer in the back.
Speaker A
Okay, let me get out then. I'm going to rip you out of that seat.
Speaker A
All right. Hey, everyone. Sorry about that. I'm sure it'll probably happen again. All right. We're all good. We're all good.
Speaker A
Does your GPS say anything? Oh, Jesus. Look at all this. Look. Oh, dude. My dad texted me saying you two left the garage door open.
Speaker A
Oh, I can't I couldn't be bothered to go back. Okay, hold on. Hold on. I've been texting people during this. Do you want to know what I'm saying? Uh oh my. Dude, look at these people passing us. You guys are
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[ __ ] Well, to be honest, I think we kind of started it. Do we go to the right? That's a horrible idea. Just keep going straight. I hope we didn't have to do anything else. Uh, you mean like at the house or
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just like I hope we're doing the right thing by driving. I don't want to redo anything.
Speaker A
Like people have been texting me this whole time. What do they say? Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh my car couldn't take the climb anymore. Has the build joking me, bro. There's one guy behind us.
Speaker A
The guy honking at us is the one guy. No, I'm going to get out and walk genuinely might be faster. Here. Get out. Get Get out and see if you're faster.
Speaker A
Oh great. No. What the heck? Come on. Come on. Why did it speed up so much when I got out?
Speaker A
I think it's like how it's coded. That part of the road makes you go slower or something.
Speaker A
So, what are we supposed to do when we get back? No clue. There's his box. Was the guy Bill over here?
Speaker A
He's outside. He's outside. Oh, okay. Looks like Harry's done. We're supposed to stay here.
Speaker A
Head down the road to your first right. Can't miss Bill's house. Now you all best get in the car AND GO.
Speaker A
SO, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO the right. You [ __ ] idiot. Get in the car.
Speaker A
We didn't know that until now. Well, my intuition was on point, though. You got to give me some creds. Bye, Bill.
Speaker A
Bye. No, that was Buck. We're about to see Bill. So, wait, do we go over there?
Speaker A
I don't know. All right. Well, maybe we take that right that we were talking about.
Speaker A
Oh, the red light. You see the red light? Okay. Those are our guidances. The music's picking up.
Speaker A
Yeah. My daddy just texted me. Okay. Don't leave me hanging. Oh, we found a mechanic shop to get it looked at, but the mechanic sent us to some different mechanic. We're driving.
Speaker A
We're near Roseberg. That's it. Wow. Keep that in mind. He texted me again. Let me know what the mechanic says.
Speaker A
Dude, we have to stay at Belle's house. Don't interact with people you don't have to.
Speaker A
Come on. Let's interact with someone. This music's unsettling, bro. Knock knock. Dude, are you doing that on purpose?
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I'm slamming on the door. I'm making Oh [ __ ] This is not a good sign. This flag right here. Hello. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh my. and his wrath will find you in the end. What the hell? And I will be the instrument of his wrath.
Speaker A
You're actually so sexy though. Don't get off my porch. You got the wrong idea.
Speaker A
I think you got the wrong idea. I was GOING TO SAY THAT. OH, STOP.
Speaker A
The guy from knocking on the We need to hear her. Well, then what do you want?
Speaker A
Looking for Bill. Passing through are a problem. Look what Albert is sitt hurry up.
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BILL, GET DOWN HERE. B MUST BE THE one warned me about. Hello. Yeah, he called. Said some folks were stranded and heading my way.
Speaker A
The man at the station told us it was probably Albert's like, "You do it and I do it and then he starts doing it.
Speaker A
OH, WAIT. WAIT. SPLIT scary music. Is there something going on over there? The damn thing ain't made to haul a trailer.
Speaker A
Engine's hot as hell. Your wife's hot as hell. Can we stay at your house?
Speaker A
Can you at least take a look first? Come on. Longer than you all been alive. I know what I'm looking at.
Speaker A
Take a look in the You convinced him to take a look. Now, you're welcome to sleep in your car out here if you want.
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here. See if we can sleep. Look, you convinced her. You convinced her. Oh, thank you, Charlotte.
Speaker A
Yeah. Oh, come on. What is that? I can't hear them. She'll take you in.
Speaker A
Who's Who is Julia? Sweet old lady who runs a bed breakfast up the hill takes in needy. How do we get there?
Speaker A
Where is her place? Actually, I'm not sure if this car should even move anymore. My friend Buck told us it'd be a catastrophic engine failure.
Speaker A
Sorry. I couldn't hear you. My girlfriend was knocking on your door. We got to focus.
Speaker A
I'm crying. To the trail. No exceptions. What do we do? Hear me? Don't step off it. Not even once. We got to stay on the trails if you do most of the time. Bill, stop scaring them.
Speaker A
Wait, can we not go in there? If you just follow the path, why don't you lend Miss Julia's guest a flashlight?
Speaker A
Oh, dude. Yeah, we lost our flashlight. We're playing with it too much. Fine. Oh, thank you.
Speaker A
The the shadows that the trees are casting are like it's offsettling. It's scary. You mean unsettling?
Speaker A
It's enough for tonight. Trails back there. Goes right up there. Scary. You're piss scary. Look, you can make your shadow scary.
Speaker A
Come on now, Charlotte. We're missing our program. You folks better get moving. I'm going in.
Speaker A
I can I was about TO It's just a trail that leads to a bed and breakfast that we've never in a town we've never heard of.
Speaker A
And what's the Stop freaking out. Sleep in the car. Where's the flashlight? Maybe it's on my hair.
Speaker A
Maybe that's better. I should really ground near you. Listen, that lady said I don't know that lady. I don't know Bill. I don't know that Harry. I don't know any of these people. And neither do you.
Speaker A
People are walking. No, we have to close the trailer. It's a small town, boo. People are different out here.
Speaker A
You said we had to walk. You're serious about this? Two strangers we just met pointing us down a dark.
Speaker A
Well, now we do. You're You're fine with that. I'm not fine with it. I just don't see another option right now.
Speaker A
Where are we supposed to go, dude? There's always another option, dude. We cannot go this way.
Speaker A
We have to go down a trail, RIGHT? WOW. WHAT THE IS THAT? You just decide there's like bloody scrumps to follow.
Speaker A
That's what you do. Oh, dude. I swear they made that look like bloody things. Like carcasses again. You've been carrying this all day.
Speaker A
They're arguing. Jake and everyone know about the new place, the job, the apartment, your studio.
Speaker A
You're cheating on me with you. How can I cheat on me with you if I am me and you are you?
Speaker A
Oh my god. I was like your body on my screen. MY FLASHLIGHT IS GLITCHING you so bad. I can't wait to show you. I think we do have to walk.
Speaker A
I don't know. I don't want to feel like I'm along for the ride. We about to get the suitcase from the trunk. Do you get it?
Speaker A
Yeah, I got it. You hold the flashlight. Right now, we need to make a decision together. So, I'm asking you, not telling you what do you want to do.
Speaker A
I swear I saw something. By the way, I don't think it was our shadow.
Speaker A
Get the suitcase. Worry too much. Get the suitcase. No, I made Look, I made you get the suitcase.
Speaker A
Oh, just walk. On paper, things look pretty bleak for us. Whoa. But the only help in town was to stay up the hill.
Speaker A
Okay. Well, at least we have something. We shouldn't complain too much. La. Yahoo. Yahoo.
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Scratch Creek. I'm sorry about last night. I didn't think about how that sounded. Oh, you're apologizing.
Speaker A
I'm doing Minecraft speed glitching. Shh. I hear something. Well, I HEAR A LOT OF IT'S A DEER. IT'S A DEER. THE day the sacred the sacred the dark deer of Scratch Creek.
Speaker A
Yeah. So, yeah. 9:58 p.m. Hi. Your wrists are all twisted up on my screen.
Speaker A
Sorry to make you self-conscious. Oh, red dot. The old house sat on the other side of the road. HELP.
Speaker A
WAIT, I have an idea. OH NO, BRO. OH, thank god it's still there. Stay with us. Clean beds, hot meals, no vacancy elsewhere.
Speaker A
It's going to be fun. Yahoo! Yahoo! This place is awesome. It's so big. This place gives me the creeps.
Speaker A
No, this place is awesome. All the lights are on. After a long hike, I had really had to pee. I wonder if it lets me pee on you.
Speaker A
Hey, concierge. HEY, MEDICINE. LET US NOW. OH, [ __ ] My head on the door.
Speaker A
You poor things. Car giving you trouble on a night like this. COME IN. COME IN.
Speaker A
YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED. You look like you haven't eaten. No, we're sorry. I threw that thing around your head, didn't I?
Speaker A
Thank you. And stay out. I squatters right this place. Mansion Marcus. This is Tessa.
Speaker A
This is Tessa Brooks. I got him with the hook. These guys up on me. Competition shook. Let me educate you. And I ain't talking book. It's every day, bro. Look, I'm glitching right here.
Speaker A
All alone. I've got a few hired hands. FROM THE CHURCH ALSO CHECK. LOOK, I'll really chuck this out her head.
Speaker A
What do you want? This house is beautiful. Must be a busy land lady. Oh, bless your We're going to kill you, you landlord.
Speaker A
Can you take our stuff already? I'm an inkeeper, dear. Land lady is just so crude.
Speaker A
A that's nice. Wait, we like her. This to be a scratch temple behind the house.
Speaker A
After they move out, the congregation decided to turn it into a bounce. Bounce on your head for all I care to run it over my head. Who here in our little town?
Speaker A
Away and started new scratch people up the hill. BUT YOUNG. OH, what are you doing? But stop hiding.
Speaker A
We're not going to hurt you anymore. Well, it's hard. Knock it off. The youngans are awfully impressionable.
Speaker A
Get in here. And I think gossip and cruel tongues got into their minds. They My cruel tongue got into something.
Speaker A
What? We're going to give her CG. Oh, sorry. Could we get to our room, please?
Speaker A
Now, both really tired. Oh, of course you are. Must have been a long night. I forget myself sometimes. I'd love to chat.
Speaker A
Okay, now have a seat, sweetie. I'll check on your room and be right back.
Speaker A
Excuse me. Is there a restroom I could use? Yeah, it's in the back. Sorry, there's someone at the door. I gotta get this.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Come on. Come on in, Tessa. I really had to pee. Where is her piss pot?
Speaker A
Yeah, it's in the back. Sorry. Oh, wait. Look, I can tinkle. Wait, I can't go in there.
Speaker A
It's I think it's a boys only vibe. I can screen share. If you want to see my d. If you want to see my d, go pee. Is that what you're trying to see?
Speaker A
Go pee. I can screen share. I don't want to see it. Whatever, guys. He's only saying that cuz the camera's on. I wish he could see.
Speaker A
Lol. Lol. I spilled lol. TROLL. OH MY GOD. HI, DUDE. Someone's in here. He was giving me an inspection. Dude, who was that guy that was just ran by here?
Speaker A
Um, he was like holding it for me. It's like It's like a allincclusive hotel or something. I mean, that's cool, but some guy just ran by. You saw that, right? Oh, my dad texted me.
Speaker A
They're No, they're both holding it. Anyways, Marcus getting taken things taken care of. We are getting Come on, man. I'm trying to text my dad.
Speaker A
Oh, she's coming down. Wait, my dad keeps texting me. Stop shining the flashlight. Get a hold of me in the morning. Let me know when you have it fixed. Love you, Tess. Yo, we got the majestic suite.
Speaker A
Mom, I'd love to show you the parcels. A grand tour, if you will. It will give you a deeper respect for this majestic house. Oh, actually this is our Parson's study. Everything here belonged to Kane Parson was 20 years old when he
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made our roof. These books were collected over generations. Is there anything we can throw at her?
Speaker A
I've been looking. Come on, let's pick something up. We want to throw stuff at your head, lady. Whoa, hot dog.
Speaker A
Oh, and this one stays closed. It's staff only. Let us in. Let us in. Dude, where'd our luggage go? Did she take it?
Speaker A
Uh, it's right here. Oh, okay. Can you grab it? We need to throw it at her. I think it's like a game.
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CROSS THE BALCONY. OH, I'LL GO down and get it. Don't worry. I'll be a man. This is actually an exact scale model of where I live. It's pretty cool. Little scary though.
Speaker A
Come on. Come on. That's not our room. Uh, can we push it? Oh my god. Who's this?
Speaker A
This is our majestic suite. I hope it's the Who's on that? You know that chair temperature, so you shouldn't feel a chill tonight. The staff put in extra effort this evening to prepare for your arrival.
Speaker A
Get the hell out of here. Meet your expectations. You're trying to get busy. Can you bounce this on your head?
Speaker A
If you need anything at all, press zero on the telephone. Though we ask borders to reserve late night calls for emergencies only.
Speaker A
Well, call if we need anything. Call if we need anything. Well then, my deers, I'll leave you two to it. Make yourselves at home.
Speaker A
E, she's coughing cuz we keep hitting her and injuring her. Oh, and let's behave ourselves tonight.
Speaker A
All right. Notice any rings? These are thin walls. There are separate beds for each of you.
Speaker A
Old Scratch Temple like to make sure people keep themselves pure. Now we go in beast mode after this.
Speaker A
Don't worry. Don't worry. We'll keep it as pure as snow. Oh, sorry. Do you mind if we get the room key?
Speaker A
Oh, sweetie. I'm afraid a house this old doesn't get locked out. We need to come by with the skeleton key. We do charge.
Speaker A
This is so cool. Broken every more than YOU THINK. [ __ ] OFF. ASK FOR SKELETON KEY.
Speaker A
Can we get this skeleton key then? My word. I can't give you the skeleton key.
Speaker A
It unlocks every door in the house. Wait, dude. Follow me. Follow me. I have an idea. I wonder if it lets me pee when you're in here. Couldn't have done it with her in here. Damn. We'll let you pee downstairs
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and sign a guest. OH, YEAH. NO. OH, LET ME IN. DOES it let you aim it?
Speaker A
I can't hear you. I'm peeing. Oh my god. Can you Is it letting you aim it?
Speaker A
No. No. Oh, it lets me aim it. Well, probably cuz I'm a boy. Fell asleep. Sorry. I don't think the text mean anything to us unless we're being chased and hunted.
Speaker A
I think I need a bath. I feel I'm taking a bath. Yeah, I'll go after you, bro. Why can't we bathe together? Can we just Here, let's go to sleep. Let's go to sleep.
Speaker A
I want to take a bath, though. All right, whatever. Oh, I'm bathing. Great. It It's because you were in the room.
Speaker A
Can you screen share it? No. Oh, there's no towels. There's no towels in here.
Speaker A
Do you need me to help? Uh, I'm going to text you. Whoa. Are you typing this or is Marcus?
Speaker A
What are you not getting the text? What text? I can't tell if this is you or not. This is so you.
Speaker A
I just got the the winners award. She need towels. Okay. Where the Bro, I don't know where to get towels.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Oh, wait. Hurry up. I'm soaking wet. All right. Here, I'm going to go find towels.
Speaker A
Oh my god, bro. I genuinely can't find towels, bro. Oh, wait. You're supposed to go to the phone.
Speaker A
Oh my god, this is so annoying. Towels. Hi. Um, sorry to bother you, ma'am. My uh girlfriend's in the bathroom and there doesn't seem to be any talent.
Speaker A
My girlfriend has diarrhea. Bobby must have forgotten again. That boy. I was wondering if someone could bring some up.
Speaker A
Oh, the staff's called it a night. I'm afraid they had a long night, my dear. I'd hate to wake them for anything short of an emergency.
Speaker A
Right. I understand. But and a missing towel wouldn't qualify. They won't give you any towels. Just told me.
Speaker A
What should we do? If it's something you need right now, you'll have to help yourself. All the laundry for the parsonage and church is kept in the basement of the temple just out back.
Speaker A
The church, bro. Yes. Do you have to go by yourself? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker A
You'll find clean towels folded on the right. I have to go to like some temple in the back bro.
Speaker A
Good luck, dude. This sucks. Good night. All right. Well, I'll let you know. Mhm.
Speaker A
All right. I'm going. Who? Bye. Can you hear me? Yeah. Yeah. I got to go downstairs to grab towels.
Speaker A
I'll be right back. Right now. She said everyone's asleep. It's the only option. Just don't worry about it. I'll air.
Speaker A
It's fine. I got it. Just give me two minutes. All right. I'll see you in a sec. [ __ ] man.
Speaker A
All right. Okay, here we go. Getting towels. Oh, flashlight. Okay. Is this the back?
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Is this where I go? Okay, I'm going over here. Let me text to my babe. Love you.
Speaker A
Where the hell do I go? Shut up. I know that's not actually you. Oh my god. That's actually Is that you? Is that him? Are you trolling me?
Speaker A
All right, let's get towels over here. I guess that sounds like a good idea.
Speaker A
Where two? Where they want me to They want me to get towiles in here.
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Oh my god, they want me to get towels in here. Oh my god, they want me to get towels in here and it's lagging.
Speaker A
Oh my god, I hear someone. What do I do? Oh my god, that was the loudest. frick.
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Okay, he said someone knocked on his door. I'm locked in here. No network. Oh my god.
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OH MY GOD. OH NO. To find a way out. No. No. No. I forgot to text. Yeah, I know. I already tried that.
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OH MY GOD. I'M IN SOME HOLE. [ __ ] DUDE. What am I supposed to do? I can't believe what what the heck I was seeing.
Speaker A
Should I go through here? Hello. Okay, I'm not doing that. Dude, I can't I wonder what Jake's going through right now.
Speaker A
Don't do that. Anybody there? I'm going to keep following this light. I'm going to keep following this light.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Don't scare me. Don't scare me. Don't scare me. Don't scare me.
Speaker A
Please, please, please. Els unlock. Oh my god. Tombs. Anybody there? Stop talking. Oh my god. Okay. Okay. I Okay. Okay. Okay. This is good. This is good.
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Oh my god. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THE HELL ARE YOU DOING NOW? N.
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OH MY GOD. I was stuck GETTING THE TOWELS. BABE, MAKE MY way out. Babe, I'm coming. Some groove in my brain says not to tell Tessa everything. She would want us out of here immediately. Okay.
Speaker A
Hey, everything's fine. Let me in, babe. Hey, finally. What the hell were you doing?
Speaker A
You took so long, dude. Did you get the towels? Uh, yeah. I don't think you even need them anymore, though.
Speaker A
Boo. You got me. Did What? Okay. What happened while you were going? I had to go through like a tunnel and it was scary. There's coffins. Um, I didn't really do to I thought I heard something. Um, I
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didn't really have to do much. Um, just sit there and look beautiful. Somebody knocked on the door. This dude came over. What are you doing?
Speaker A
I hung up the towels on the rack. Cool. Thank you. Boo. Oh, Boo. A guy came up here while you were gone.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. I'll have her tell you. Came up. I don't know. One of the workers or something and he just knocking.
Speaker A
Did you open the door? Oops. I'm washing my hands. Sorry. Yeah, I did cuz I I thought Julia sent him here or something, but he actually didn't have towels.
Speaker A
What? It was [ __ ] weird. Boo. Miss Julia said that everyone was asleep.
Speaker A
I don't believe you. I forgot to sign the guest book she asked for. She said it's by the entrance, right?
Speaker A
Yeah. On her desk. Who cares? Okay. Okay. I'll go sign it real quick. Oh, great. Now you get your own little adventure, too. I think my throat Yay.
Speaker A
You catching a cold again? I can go get it. No way. El's unlocked water, [ __ ] idiot.
Speaker A
You just got out of the bath. I'm stuck. Freshen up. Now I'm going to shower and then you're going to have something scary happened to you.
Speaker A
Sir, and stay out. All right, let's run the hot water. This door down here is open. The one that's supposed to be restricted area.
Speaker A
Do not enter. Should I go in? Um, I'm almost done in my bath. Wait for me maybe.
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OH, [ __ ] WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED? BABE, ARE YOU OKAY? What happened? Hey, I'm coming down there. I'm just getting dressed. I'm getting dried off, babe.
Speaker A
Oh, Albert's the one down there. Oh, my name's uh Hello. I'm talking to the lady.
Speaker A
What does she want? Come back to bed. Okay, I'm coming back. All right, one with no signs of slowing down.
Speaker A
Something about the place very Oh, hey. Hey. Sorry. Just reading dialogue. Don't worry about it. Nothing matters.
Speaker A
Dude, that was terrifying. It was like this. I was walking out this way and then it like dude. Yeah, dude. That's how this game does it. Here, get in there. Hey, let's let's go to bed. Let's just go to bed,
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right? Yeah. Wait, we have to converse. She knew you went into the basement, Marcus. Someone saw you coming. Yeah, you went to the basement, dude.
Speaker A
Dude, that's what I need to do. I was locked in there. Okay, that's all you have to say.
Speaker A
What are you eating? I'm eating candy. I'm eating in bed. I stood there and for you.
Speaker A
You're going to get crumbs everywhere. It's an Airbnb. Who gives a [ __ ] There was a tunnel. Okay.
Speaker A
This one was connected to locked in there and ended up building. See how you like it. These places have How did you even get locked in there in the first place? And what's also weird is you didn't think to tell me any of
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this. Okay. Okay. Now I told you it, but not out of game. You out for no reason. All right.
Speaker A
You You keep doing that. What? I'm under your bed. Making decisions. Are you serious?
Speaker A
It's like a bunk bed, dude. Get get on the bed. Get on the bed.
Speaker A
Stop reading. You just disappeared. handle it tonight. I'm under your bed. That's awesome. The muffled sounds.
Speaker A
Okay, sure. Get in bed, bro. You handle it. You're not in bed. I'm under bed.
Speaker A
I'm going to bed. Can we fast forward to this dialogue? I don't like their arguments. We wouldn't argue like that.
Speaker A
Yeah. Skip to the Are you okay, babe? You okay? Yeah. Oh, sorry. I'm sleeping. I don't give a [ __ ] Question mark. question mark question mark am dude we're at stereo clock can you hear me yeah I can hear you can you hear me
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yo YO WHAT'S GOING ON YO WHERE ARE YOU stop where are you babe I'll just go over here then I'm in a dream are you here What are you trying to wake me up?
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Yo, wake up. I can't wake up. Oh, this is the curse of trashing that store. Is this where I go?
Speaker A
Hello. What the What the What is this? Jake, I mean, Tess, this is scaring me.
Speaker A
Oh. What happened? Jake, where' you go, Jake? Oh my god. Oh my god. Where are you?
Speaker A
Oh my god. What the Oh my god. Oh my god. There's a Jake. Oh, I got a text. responding without alerting the other.
Speaker A
Oh. Okay, get out. Get out. I got to hide in the bed. I'm hiding in the closet. Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. Oh my god.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Where's Jake? Where is Jake? Oh my god.
Speaker A
Where is Jake? My god. Oh my god. No. Oh my god. Respawning without learning, dude. I'm waiting. Can I just run out of here?
Speaker A
God damn it. All right. HIDE UNDER THE BED. D. I WONDER WHAT JAKE'S GOING THROUGH right now.
Speaker A
Marcus Marus Marus. No sleeper. Marcus Marus. Hey, Mark. Is he there? Mark. Mark. Mark.
Speaker A
Mark. Open the door. I need to tell you something. Right now. Go. Go. GO.
Speaker A
WHAT? GO. WHY ARE YOU NOT OPENING THE DOOR, BRO? THERE'S A GUY IN THERE.
Speaker A
OH MY GOD. RUN, RUN NOW. GET THE [ __ ] OUT OF HERE. OH MY GOD. RUN.
Speaker A
OH, there you are. OKAY, GO. LET'S GO OUT THE DOOR. Where's that one door where that usually isn't open?
Speaker A
I know. Uh, IT'S IN THE KITCHEN. GO, GO, GO. GO, GO, GO, GO, GO.
Speaker A
Those behind us. Go down. Go down. Go down. Go down there. Right here. Go. Keep going. Keep going.
Speaker A
What is this part of the place? It's locked. IT'S LOCKED. OH, a Okay. What do we do?
Speaker A
I'm not sure. Do we go out the back door or is Do we go into Oh, wait. When I was in that tunnel, there's like these little side entrances you can go in.
Speaker A
Okay. Lead the way. Okay. I need to go. Go, go, go. Dude. Dude, it's this way, bro. I can't [ __ ] see.
Speaker A
Oh, I don't know. Hey, we're sorry. Where the [ __ ] do we go?
Speaker A
We need Okay, let's try the back door. What? Get out. Go flashlight. Oh, really?
Speaker A
Yeah, cuz I threw it. Oh, that's really bad. Keep following me. Oh my god. Where the do we even go?
Speaker A
Let me try. Wait. When we go into the tunnel, do you think we go into that side room?
Speaker A
Yes. Okay. You need to go. All right. Let's go right now. Remember tunnel. Side room.
Speaker A
Go. Go. Go. Yeah. Go with the coffins. Push it. Did you not boom the door?
Speaker A
I did. It didn't move. But you could hide in the coffin. Okay. It said the door was heavy, so I thought we had to do one of those like tag team things again. All right, we got it this time.
Speaker A
These coffins right here. I did it. Oh sh They came this way. Moing around down here.
Speaker A
Shut up. PENIS. All right. All right. That was That one's on me. That one's on me.
Speaker A
That one's on me. All right. No more uh no more nothing. No more high jinks. No more high jinks.
Speaker A
Let's get out of here and let's watch UFC. They came this way. Down here.
Speaker A
Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. You idiot. You [ __ ] idiot. You [ __ ] idiot.
Speaker A
Bro, I was crying. Bro, I was [ __ ] crying. I was crying. Get out.
Speaker A
All right, just go. Okay. Yeah. No more high jinks. I could tell when it alerted him cuz he started laughing.
Speaker A
Yeah, I heard it. They came this way. Penis. Penis. Penis. Penis. Down here. [ __ ] balls.
Speaker A
Penis. Shut up. Stop balls. Come on, dude. It's not that funny. Balls. Control yourself. All right, I'm coming.
Speaker A
All right. Seriously, no more high jinks. Yeah. Yeah. No more. No more. Don't laugh.
Speaker A
No matter what I say, don't laugh. Okay. Okay. Okay. Balls. Cuz they came this way.
Speaker A
Penis. Penis. Penis. Get down here. Penis. Penis. Penis. Are you dude? OKAY, STOP. YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TALK, DUDE. MINE'S REALLY SENSITIVE.
Speaker A
You're what? It's really sensitive. What's that supposed to mean? It's really sensitive. You need to go.
Speaker A
Come on. really sensitive. Don't say that regarding what we're saying. All right, let's do Seriously, no more eye jigs, dude. The thing that this is what happens. I'll laugh a little bit, but then I'll see how much the bar goes up
Speaker A
and I'll be like, "Mother, I open the door. Open the door." They came this way.
Speaker A
Yeah. Penis. Penis. Penis poking around down here. Who's poking his penis? Penis. Where is it? Penis.
Speaker A
Penis. Penis. Penis. Not penis. Penis. LET'S GET THE OUT OF HERE. OH, THEY'RE COMING. RUN. COMING.
Speaker A
Run out the front. That's not a good idea. It is. Oh, yeah. Just keep running. Just keep running, penis. Keep running. Keep running until we're out of the gate. You hear me fart?
Speaker A
Dude, that was Was that a real fart? Yeah. Yeah, that was way. Run to THE RUN THING. OH MY GOD. RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
Speaker A
RUN. I was running. Bro, we spawn back in those coffins. Why you need to go?
Speaker A
Okay, actually just like mute or something. Oh my god. Okay, now just run straight through the grass.
Speaker A
Remember, run through the grass. Run through the grass. Run through the grass. Are you behind me? Don't look back. Don't look back. Don't look back.
Speaker A
Don't look back. No, I'm not. Just Just don't look back and keep running. Don't look back and keep running. Keep running. Keep running. I We got it. We got it.
Speaker A
OH MY GOD. WE did it. Oh my god. Penis. Yo, what a What do we do now? I don't know. Oh, red. Where are we? [ __ ] Shh. Shh.
Speaker A
Oh, shed into the woods. Hello. Oh my god. You are right. Turn into a problem if we don't find.
Speaker A
Yes. Already wandered in himself. One report might fly. Two. It's Julia again. I said I'm coming.
Speaker A
Oh, what do we do? Oh, it's moving. Do we just keep running? No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker A
Where do you see it? It's right in front of us. Holy [ __ ] Okay, we have to get to the truck.
Speaker A
How do we do that? There's definitely an opening. Follow my lead. Follow me. I don't I don't see him anymore.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Wait. Run to the truck. Run to the truck. Let's get in the car.
Speaker A
I think we have to run into the car. That one? Yeah. Just go. Just run for it. R for it. Run for it. Oh, no. We can't. We can't. We can't.
Speaker A
Do we have to go through this cut scene again? Oh my god. We do have to skip the first time.
Speaker A
Where do we go? Oh, we decided to hide in the trailer. Yeah. So, it is the red things there.
Speaker A
No, no, no, no. He's going to be at the bottom stairs there. We just wait till he goes by.
Speaker A
But he walks back. Yeah, but he doesn't turn around for a good second. All right, let's go.
Speaker A
Yeah. Go in. Oh my god. Are you [ __ ] Dude, you screamed when we got in.
Speaker A
I forgot. Whatever. That's on me. All right. No noise. Nice. I think we can just walk too when it happens. Okay. I don't think we have to crouch when it happens.
Speaker A
Okay. Hey, I know this is Get in here a second. What's the problem? He's asking for you. Get in here.
Speaker A
He's leaving. Okay, we got to drive away. Get in the passenger seat. Passenger seat. Does the car run?
Speaker A
No idea. Ah, [ __ ] Trailer's too heavy. Oh, no. We're not going fast at all.
Speaker A
God dam. Do we have to go through that again? Oh my god. We have to unhook the trailer. My god, dude. I can't believe we forgot to do that.
Speaker A
We forgot and never said that. Yeah, we did it. Okay. Oh my god. Hold up. I want the radio.
Speaker A
He's running after us. He's gaining. I'm not looking back. I'm not looking back. He's going 60 m hour. GO FASTER.
Speaker A
WE'RE ONLY GOING 40. OH, OKAY. WELL, all that text went away. Other survivors still reading. I was holding W, so I was skipping through everything. Oh my god. We did it.
Speaker A
We didn't do anything. We lost all of our stuff. We're traumatized. YEAH, DUDE. OUR STUFF. WE HAVE TO GO BACK FOR OUR
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