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I think the best thing would be to start with a job. No, [Music] you need a job. No, I don't want a job.
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- The video features a mix of celebrity interviews, humorous anecdotes, and cultural commentary.
- Includes candid discussions about personal struggles, such as cancer diagnosis and school challenges.
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- Explores themes of fame, confidence, and the impact of social media on public figures.
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- 00:00Introduction and Job Discussion
- 04:24Smoke Incident and Health Concerns
- 07:51School Experiences and Math Struggles
- 11:45Celebrity Interactions and Personal Stories
- 15:07Pop Culture Reflections and Music Insights
- 19:03Legal and Personal Challenges
- 22:47Humor and Everyday Life Moments
- 28:00Closing Thoughts and Cultural Commentary
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Speaker A
It's so much work. I apologize. What's the problem? SL [Music] [Applause] on drinking Dr. Pepper right now. That's exactly right. This stuff is good. It's got sugar in it. Two doctors have told me that if I drink it, I will die. But
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they died first. The only problem for me is sounds. I like sex. Yeah. See, I don't like I can go without. I'm like so good. I And we were talking about that Marilyn Monroe did not like sex either. Yeah.
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To me, that's cool. Like having It just seems so like trivial to me. And it's it's like what are you getting from it? Yeah. Alexander's mom calls him the most perfect boy in the world. She's right. I love your
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confidence. When diagnosed with cancer, Justin Bieber, everybody. Seems like only yesterday you were discovered on YouTube. Time flies when you're a piece of [ __ ] My daughter's a little bit different. I got to keep her occupied. This dating
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thing, it's a concern. Is that something you're nervous about? Yeah, very much. You Well, uh, two things. One is Malia and Sasha are very sensible. I trust them to make good decisions. And the second thing is I've got men with guns following them around
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all the time. That kind of makes me a little less nervous about could I use them.
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[Music] My lady, introduce yourself. What is your name? Constacious with two Zs and three N's.
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[Music] Really, [ __ ] Really? [Music] pull it together. [Music] My buddy told me, he's like, "Yo, Ariana said she had no idea who you were and she just dated you as a distraction." So then you're like, "Pete, this isn't
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fair. You're airing out dirty laundry. How could you do that? way. Did she say this stuff? To her friends in the confidence of her own home? No, she said it on the cover of Vogue magazine. Can you imagine if I did that?
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My career would be over tomorrow if I spray painted myself brown and hopp on the cover of Vogue magazine and just started [ __ ] on my ex. Can you imagine? First of all, I want to thank the committee and all of the people in
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Hollywood that put this together that felt I was worthy enough to have my name on a star in Hollywood. I appreciate the love. Last but not least, I want to thank me for believing in me, doing all this hard work, no days off, never
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quitting, for just being me at all times. Snoop Dogg, you a bad When was the last time that something left you feeling like, nah, not doing that. One time I had this shoot with all these butterflies and I was really,
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really excited about it. I had no idea that butterflies pee. What? And they were pissing all over me. I would They were pissing all over me. What color is it? It It's like, you know, no color.
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Like it would I could feel it on my face. They was dripping, dropping everywhere. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it.
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I woke up to go get me a cold pop. Then I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said, "Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire." Then I ran out. I didn't grab no shoes or nothing. Jesus. I ran for my life. And
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then the smoke got me. I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that. For 12-year-old Caitlyn Thornley, this sound has become painfully familiar.
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Three weeks ago, Caitlyn began sneezing and she hasn't stopped. A brief history of time. Is that history? It's a study into black holes. No, I'm not interested in that. Sorry. Do you know Pythagoras theorem to the nearest five decimal
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places? Do you? What's your favorite color? Do you? It was at this moment that he knew he [ __ ] up. Do you know the Pythagoras theorem to 3.147 is certainly the first four digits. So, oh no, that's Pythagoras theorem.
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a pine or Pythagoras and you knew that, didn't you, Haley? Yeah, I cannot sing at all. My parents were singer, both dead. That's cool. That they're dead or that they're singers. It's so sad that they're sweaty.
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Well, that describes you as not only just cool, but very cool. How do you keep so cool? Air conditioner.
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I don't know. Who the [ __ ] going to pay me to be an online fan? A lot of people do. You watch [Music] you know you do that. Wait, what? When you end a sentence, you go I find you offensive. So, you're not
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invited to my wedding. You were talking about going to Catholic school run by nuns. I would think you would have been recruited to be in the school choir. True. I wanted to, but my music teacher was against it. He didn't
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like the way I sang. My classmates used to say that that I used to sound like a goat. Sounds like a goat. Yeah, like a goat. Yeah. What you've done with Fenty is incredible. You built an incredible empire. You're a billionaire. A young
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billionaire at that. I'm just saying, you know. So, don't come to my house asking me for the $20. My dad took hundreds of thousands of photos. At night, he would email them to everybody. I was a terrible child,
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about 18 years old. In the middle of the dinner once, I grabbed the camera and I went in the bathroom and I just took a picture of my penis. Wanted to see if he would edit these photos. Nope. That's
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the worst explanation I've ever heard. I hope it doesn't happen, but there's a penis picture of mine floating around somewhere. Well, guess what? We found it. Take I'm just not a big candy guy. Wow. I got ring pops here. Nerds on a rope. I have
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a gummy worm. Wow. Oh, go ahead. No. No, no, that's not good. Eat it. You eat it. Yeah, I know what you were doing. Oh, that is a very interesting spelling of your name.
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Everybody in our family's name starts with a K. Three of us girls even formed our own club. We call it the KKK.
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You might want to rethink that. A rumor on the internet that you have four nipples. You heard that? Oh yeah.
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Point out where they are. Usual. I didn't realize that was a thing. It's a thing. You used to be a pretty bad girl. Now you are a UN ambassador, member of the council, foreign relations, humanitarian activist. Do you
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ever miss being a bad girl? I'm still a bad girl. Yeah. Movie really is amazing. My girls were completely engrossed by it cuz it it really does make you feel like you're inside this 11-year-old girl. What did he say?
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In a profoundly wholesome way. school. Did you like school? [Music] Um, no. I felt stupid all during school, especially in math. I'm like, am I the only one that's completely clueless? I didn't do well in math either. Oh,
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thanks. Yeah, I see how it is. Nominated for an Emmy. Now you're a thing. Don't be a fish right now. I sold my soul to the devil. This is the first time I'm wearing a long dress, soak it in,
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America. Get used to this. Cinderella has to do a lot of chores. What kinds of chores do you hate doing? I am so traumatized by the amount of dog poop that's in my backyard and I have to pick
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them up. Talk about Cinderella. There's no dog poop in thating story. You have a gaze. Have a holiday gaze.
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The signature Disney villain gaze. Oh, I'm sorry. I thought Disney villain gays as in gay Disney villains. Sorry. Pliff loses. Miss Howard, what are you thinking? She lied and I should have known better when I seen her hair. Miss
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Reese, Mr. Mr. Depp was trying to urinate in the foyer, wasn't he? No. Mr. De had his penis out. Objection.
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I think he missed a penis. Next question. [Music] I'm so pathetic when it comes to knowing what movies I've done. I'm sorry.
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I I don't watch them. I feel better not watching them. Um, I couldn't I mean, what was the question again? I ordered the court or I will have you removed. Understood?
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Oops. You settled your divorce for Mr. Depp in August of 2016. You quote wanted nothing. That is correct. You received $7 million. You claimed you would be donating the entire $7 million to charity, right? that you hadn't donated
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your entire $7 million at that point, had you? It's incorrect. I pledged the entire settlement 7 million to charity and I intend to fulfill those obligations. That's not my question. Try to answer my question. I do not know
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when James came over. Okay, let's remind you. Johnny, this is crazy. Don't do this. I didn't wan
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to hurt Johnny. I don't want this to hurt Johnny. Don't want to call myself a victim. I don't want anything from him.
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Just don't call me a liar. It's all I said. Just don't call me a liar. Just don't say this isn't real. Oh my god. Blocked me. Winds off right in the one D.
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appreciate my fans also. My wife and my girlfriend. Yeah, I mean my wife. Yeah.
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Sorry to say. I'm so I'm so sorry. My wife, Liz, I love you so much. I love you so much from my heart. So, it was at this moment that he knew he [ __ ] up.
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most of the time. Gosh, I love you so much. Oh, thanks. Can I give you a hug?
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No thanks. Please. No thanks. A little. Yeah. No thanks. I don't know who that was. Yeah, it was Kesha. Okay. Well, I wish you the best.
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Cardi B. Everybody, thanks for coming. Thank you so much. It was so nice meeting you. So nice meeting you. Okay.
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Bye-bye. That was the opposite of what happened with Kesha. Good, good, good, good. Yeah, thank you. Whoops.
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Nope. Okay. Is Camil Nani's multiple colors? Yes. Every shade of your mom's lipstick. It's very rare that you find something like this that you really like. Uh and and and that's so awesome. And I and I thank you all for doing.
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So, so just about as awkward as you thought it was going to be. Bye.
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Tom Ellis is daddy. Tom Ellis is daddy. Tom Ellis is daddy. Tom Ellis is daddy.
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Ellis is daddy. Tom Ellis is daddy. Tom Ellis is Tom's daddy. Tom Ellis is daddy. Tom Ellis is daddy. Ellis is daddy. Tom Ellis is daddy. I didn't realize I had quite so many kids. It's about the first Oscar for you. What
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about it? For your Oscar? Yeah, it it feels amazing. It's a first. What about that? Yeah, it is the first.
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Look, I like I said, I'm I'm just incredibly grateful. Thank you. You've been struggling with insomnia. Oh, I have. I don't sleep very well yet. I haven't slept since I was seven. See, this isn't that funny. This is more creepy. I taught myself not to
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sleep because I saw my parents go to sleep and it really freaked me out. I was like, where are they going? I can't go there, so I'm gonna stay and watch until they come back.
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You were like, so you had Billy Isish's album in your mind before she even wrote the song. Wow. Yeah. Sorry, I don't talk in a oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo voice. I don't know what you expected me to do.
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Come on. You must win a little bit. I don't know. I mean, what do you get if you win? You get an Oscar. Yeah, but do I like get money with it or I know, right? No, you get prestige. Everyone
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will refer to you as Academy Award winner James Franco. What do you mean everyone? Like even my mom? I've known her a long time. Come on. Can Can you read? Can I read? Yeah. Can you Can you host?
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[Applause] I got a motorcycle. I don't like telling people. They always got to tell me a story about how their friends crashed on a motorcycle. You know, like why do people have to be so negative? I don't go up to pregnant women telling them my
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dad left. You know what I'm saying? [Music] [Laughter] My neighbor walked up to me. She was like, "Oh my god, you got a motorcycle.
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Are you starr You better be careful. I got in a car wreck the other day. My car flipped eight times. I'm lucky to be alive. Blessed. She black, by the way. Everyone around us was like, you know, that was that is crazy that your
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car flipped eight times. You alive. I'm over here thinking, who the heck counted right?
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Like one. Lady, can you show me a hidden talent? No. What's your biggest pet peeve? When people ask me what my hidden talents are. Fatality. I'll show you when I'm ready. Okay, fair enough.
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[Music] I like the view. You're my best view. Huh? You're my best view. I mean it. You're so sweet. That one there was a bear stops as her cubs scamper underneath. Four backyard dogs barking at the intruders. The bear
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swiping with claws. Suddenly in a flash, 17-year-old Haley Moreno rushes in. I was like, "Oh my god, that my there's a bear and it is taking my D." Never. Oh, I tried my best. I did my best. Pillow
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talk. A little bit of pillow talk. Quite scintillating. Scintillating. Yeah. Nice. What? Define that. What's that?
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Define it. Define what? Scintillating. You define it. You define it. You said it. English is not really my strongest subject. Of course. Well, I'm glad you said it.
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It was at this moment that he knew he [ __ ] up. Well, I'm going to say Thesis isn't a demigod. That's what it says on Wikipedia. Yeah, Wikipedia. Using Wikipedia as your source of information.
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A chapter. DD Mega Dudu. I'm sorry. Mangoo. I like to spray. Mhm. [Music] much much much later.
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Okay, it's working. First of all, you smell good, which is surprising. [Music] Why is that? I don't know. I just wouldn't think of a you a guy who would have a nice scent on [Music] what there's a big conspiracy theory
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that you're not aging because you're immortal. Is that why the movies feel like an eternity?
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Well, eternity feels shorter than this. Touche. Did Nina Dobrev die in real life? People are wondering about this. Who thinks I died?
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Do I even need to answer this question? I'm here. Gosh. Hi guys. We're Emily and John and we're going to go fishing for answers.
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For answers. Answers. Answers. Our kids are watching. It's answers. It's answers. Photo shoot where where I and my love interest in the first in the first season. She is already on set.
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They bring me in. She's in a bed in a t-shirt and her underwear is one might sleep in. I'm fully clothed in a in like a windbreaker. Leave a hat, which is like my character's stocking outfit. I arrive on the mark. I do nothing but
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look up. Entire crew behind the camera goes, "Oh, wo, man. That is phenomenal. That is so creepy. That's" And I did nothing. Andrew Garfield playing Spider-Man again. No, no, no, I'm not.
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I'm not I'm not crying out loud, but I'm excited to see what they're gonna do with the next movie because I I just love him. Okay. If you were a Disney princess, who would you be? Cinderella, cuz she broke, homie.
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Let me borrow $20. He's educated. She wants to read. She doesn't care. I'm Belle. You're definitely Belle. Great hair, too. James and Oliver. James and Oliver. Okay. Are you twins in real life? No. Right. Okay.
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We uh It's quite quite quite a weird story. We we met at the audition process. Yeah. It's very lucky for the producers that you do look so similar.
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Yeah. No, it is. Yeah. Well, did you have a lot of work done? He had a lot of work done. You know, it's look like this. Ann, are you more interesting than you look?
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It's all in the mind. Eye of the beholder. An what do you do? I'm a business development manager for a large bank in the Northeast.
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Okay. Tell me if there's anything interesting about your job. Absolutely not. It's interesting to me, but I'm sure that it would probably go right over your head.
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Always very quick. Are you Howard? In some things, yes. In other things, I like to uh take my time, if you know what I mean. What did he say?
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I have absolutely no idea what you mean. What? Somehow I don't doubt that [Applause] you told me to wake you up when you hit rock bottom.
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No sense of humor. The only acting you ever see at the Oscars and when people act like they're not mad, they lost. Like I remember one year when Halib Barry won the Oscar, Nicole Kidman was smiling so wide she
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should have won an Emmy at the Oscars for her great performance. I only speak like seven words of Spanish. I'd start conversations with people and then I just run out and then I'm like, "Oh, sorry. No, you should say no ablah" in
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the worst way you can. which I didn't realize cuz I should have been like but instead I was like which is basically like I'm sorry I I don't speak any English. I apologize.
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No, I speak no English whatsoever. Bye. Have a beautiful time. [Applause] [Music] 50 is the current temperature right now in Winona. Ooh, that's funky. What is going guys want one junifer or two junipers?
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You're in this. You're the boss. She's not. Who's the boss in this? I don't really care. Okay.
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[Music] Baby, it's really okay. You have 12 million Instagram followers. All right. How long did it take you to apologize to each one of them for Bumblebee?
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I walked out of that movie. I'm just kidding. I didn't walk out of the movie.
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skipped out because I was so happy to be leaving. [Music] Morning Evans. Downey, is that the last donut with red, white, and blue sprinkles?
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Really? This is the sound of me having a snake wrapped around my neck. Wow. Wow. How cool you are. This is a sound of a snake going up Emily's ass.
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Nope. What did he say? No. Come on. Am I looking at Is your dress covered in what I think it's Yes, it is. Very interesting. Do you see that? It's a Ro.
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Do you see that? This is a So, you were invited to the Hollywood premiere of Spider-Man, but I was filming Tag and I couldn't make it, so I I hired somebody to go for me. You put this tweet up. Yeah. How many emails did
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you get? Hundreds. Hundreds. Okay. Yeah. And some from from white people that were wasting my time.
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But you did find a guy. I found a guy. I send him the credentials. I email them and I tell them who to ask for when he gets there and they let him on. I said, "Do interviews and just play
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it cool, man. Just pay." It was a good time working with the cast. It was so much fun. You know, when you work with people, you become like a family after a while.
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And this worked with what percentage of the media? With enough to make me really happy. Uhhuh. Never have I ever walked in on my mom with a guy. Oh god, I've never I've heard her from downstairs and that's just as bad as
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in horrifying. So I guess I have That's horrible. That is really It's crazy. I'm sorry I asked that question. I couldn't get a film crew there fast enough. I would have done that. You're a suit line coming out at Macy's and macy's.com.
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It's a Shaquille O'Neal line. Fits you, fits me, fits everybody. Nope. How does Luna X make money?
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Money come. Hi, I am Emily Blunt and I play Dr. Lily Hton. Who gives a And I'm Dwayne Johnson. I play Frank. I'm only kidding.
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Neil named her after one of the moons of Uranus. Uranus I think is how [Music] you love me. Are you ready?
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[Music] Oh, I brush my teeth like in the car. Porter body. Um. Ew. What? I am actually like in shock at your answer.
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I had to get my teeth clean. Oh my god. Well, you did it anyways and you're telling people now, so it's all good.
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Um, no shame. No, eat. [Music] I only had my permit and I took Megan for a drive and it was very fun. But now that I'm older, I realize that driving with a 15-year-old with her permit is terrifying. Yes. Were you terrified?
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Yes. Yes. The scariest part was when you were like yelling at strangers um for like a bit we did. I can't believe Andrew Garfield invented being sexy. I find it hard to believe to the point of knowing that it's not true. Who
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was it that invented being sexy? I guess consciously it would have to be a human.
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Although I'm sure before humans existed in the cosmos and on Earth there there are there are forms of life. Much much much later. Oddly sexy, not sexy, but like I know I noticed like on online.
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God, why did I agree to this? Who's a Spider-Man villain to erase using Thanos's snap? That is such a hard question. And I'm only going to say this because I don't know him all that well.
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Jonah Jameson. Jonah Jameson reminds me of Gossip Girl and I I love it, but I also hate it. It's toxic. Yeah.
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Okay. Huh? What thing in there is like a best friend test where you guys get two blank pieces of paper and a pen and you draw each other. You're not allowed to look down.
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Not bad. Very artistic superhero. Seen a bunch of superl. [Music] No, I'm doing Andy pizza. All right. Wait. Oh, it's all right.
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[Music] Oh, it's good to see you, Dakota. It's good to see you, too. You look fantastic. Did you try that on before you um Do you want a blanket or anything? That right there. Okay. Let's just put some more.
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How's that? I feel good. All right. Good. You consider yourself a conservative? I do. Okay. Okay. I mean, I'm millennial, so I don't really like labels, but yes, I'm conservative in thought. Sorry, my brain. You just gave a label to say you don't like labels.
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But anyway, um, diversity is diversity of thought, not diversity of color. I don't see color. Okay. I go after Hillary Clinton when she is white as they come. You don't you don't see color. So, what do you do at a traffic
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lights? Um, officers in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, were asking people to be on the lookout for a man who robbed a store. Do you have his descript? Can we take that? Let's take his description.
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He's got uh he's got a nose and some hair that goes like that and he's got kind of a chin that comes down to a almost a point. Oh, and now I'm getting word that police actually caught this
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guy thanks to the sketch. No doubt. So, here's a picture of the real guy next to the sketch that led to his arrest.
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Where's the pointy chin? It's uncanny. I say give that sketch artist a raise. Could you please have quiet in the studio?
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[ __ ] shut up. Thank you. Three days it took to do it. Yes. Three sessions. How much that cost?
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Well, the guy that did it, he's not just a tattooist. He's an artist. He's a lucky bastard. That's what it is.
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one of the shows or any of the films that really stood out to you.
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My love too many. Well, we did love the Joker. Oh my gosh. I watched Joker four times. Could have done that if you obviously don't have children. Um, season 2 is on the way.
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So, in the end, he obviously didn't kill himself. Just like Jeffrey Epstein. Shut up. I know he's your friend, but I don't care.
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Just when you think maybe the world is going to be okay, Big Sean comes out with a new piece of song.
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You haven't seen Spider-Man Homecoming? I haven't seen the Falcon. Oh, no, there isn't one. Sorry.
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Our name means um bulletproof scouts. Yes. And so like we got this army like it's really incredible. Have you ever What's your name? Rachel, how good from 1 to 10 would you rate yourself? 10. 10. Better than Madonna.
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You're better. Yeah, I think. Go on then. Have a microphone then, please. It'll find you. Where I come from, there's a place called [Music] heaven. My sugar walls. My sugar walls.
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It was good, wasn't it? Let's face it. No. Do you want more children? Maybe.
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Does Kim want more children? Perhaps. That's not That's not what she said. That's what she said. Yeah, she doesn't.
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She doesn't want more. But But you want more? Let's see what happens. I'll tell you what's going to happen. Nothing.
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Can I just have you say my name into the camera? Just the word, Roina. My name, not a word. What's going to happen to it? We'll skip it. I'll do the thing. I know like like what to give it. Like if
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we just broke up. I probably wouldn't say anything then. You're trying to find me in a crowded place. Okay, Roina.
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That's it. I would never hear you. The thing is I actually didn't want to find you. I was actually hoping to stay alone. Such a truth. You brought a card.
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Have a lot of cards. Um do you know the um comedian Keratop? Yes. Horrible. Well um you were like the carrot top of interviewers.
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I'm going to go cry now. No, don't cry now. Cry after the interview's over.
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Otherwise, I'll look like it was I'm responsible for Well, you are. Well, I don't want to know that though. So, you know, now I said your name into camera.
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What else do you want from me? A magic trick. Okay. All right. So, we can wrap this up. Hey. Oh, you're on my But that is how you keep your arms so tight. Oh, it come like the ass. I just work on it
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for sure. Oh, okay. So, that's how you got all the ladies. Say your name. Say your name. All right. I hope you can say it. But on the uh you know here are the nominees. But if you want to talk to me,
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talk to me direct. Don't go through the corner. Clap. If you've ever wanted to kill somebody.
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[Music] And I want to thank my haters too because because they be downloading my stuff so they can hear it and talk crap about it. But it benefits me.
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I don't know what it is. I've tried. I see somebody with Vans, I'm like, "Oh, they got a small dick.
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I forgot how hateful and how angry of a person I used to be. Hurts my soul. I wanted to share my platform with some amazing black creators." Forgot to respond to an email from the creator that wanted to collab
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with me. Please leave me theuck alone. Are we're going to adopt adopt from China. My child is not returnable. 3 years later, his now new forever family.
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One minute I didn't try our hardest. There's not a minute that you didn't try your hardest other than the minute that you gave him away and then went to barley without him. What you on about, love? Violence against women is not
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limited to actual physical violence. Speak up. Speak up. A few years later, I was hitting you. I was not punching you, babe. You're not punched. Don't tell me what it feels like to be punched. I was hitting you. You're a [ __ ] baby. A
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few years later again, there's a photograph of our bed. My side of the bed was human fecal matter. I mean, I laughed. It was so bizarre.
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How did you know Pete was the one for you? I mean, it's just like a feeling, you know? That's so cheesy. Like people are always like when you know you know and you're like oh yeah whatever. Okay.
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Who dated black guys? Loved black guys. Yeah I did. But for me dark meat on the side white keeps me mean and lean. You know that's why I married white. That's what I like. What is this? This is a
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snail. Just because I find that [Music] it's a little strange to actually get an award for being nice and generous and kind, which is what we're all supposed to do with one another. A few moments later, allegations of a toxic work
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environment at our show was in the press and on social media that said that I am not who I appear to be on TV. The be kind lady. I am that person that you see on TV. Okay. You make me feel young
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again. Make me feel very excited. Every time you create something new, there should be questions. And to me, that's a sign that you've actually done something that uh is transformative.
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Elizabeth Holmes was riding high, the world's youngest self-made woman billionaire. Now she's facing the prospect of decades in prison for fraud.
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Hey everyone, it's Emerald and today I'm going to rate my most common tips. It's like hello, hello, hello, hello, hello. Yeah. Our goal is to make the best personal computers in the world.
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And we want to do that at the lowest prices we can. Much much much later.
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I have no sympathy for a man who finds it to be difficult to be faithful. Nine times out of 10 when a dude gets caught cheating, that wasn't his only time cheating. That was his only time getting caught. Eric Jackson was involved with
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other women, cheating, affair, stepping out, definitely not in alignment with the vows that I took. He didn't cancel you. You cancelled them. You're not aware of this? No, I'm I'm asking you. I went off the air. I was the number one
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show on television. Larry, do you know who I am? Oh man, read this book. I'm horrified and I'm sorry.
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That means shut up in Spanish. Please, Miss Oprah, you're crushing my a black girl with a nose job. Come on. You're a Jackson.
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[Music] I did not have relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. It was bad, but it wasn't like I thought of it. I see. How can I think about the most stupid thing I could possibly do and do it? This is a PSA for all the men
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out there and all the boys who think they're men. Value value. Many hours later, men, I don't think you're trash.
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I happen to quite like men. [Music] You seem to have attacked this teenager about the phone and then it turned out he didn't even have your phone. I get it enough. The hotel did have my phone.
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Sorry to the family um and the dad and the son for making them feel as if I was uh racist towards them when that is not my intention.
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I will never be the man that this did not happen to. I am forever changed.
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[Music] [Music] All right. And your name? [Music] Can we just also say we don't actually need gravity? Like we actually don't need it. What do you mean that we don't need gravity?
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What if it was never invented? [Music] There was a time on Earth before gravity existed. Yes. Who who created gravity?
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[Applause] [Music] Name something you like your girlfriend to do to your face. Say sit on it. Yes.
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What did he say? [Applause] A few minutes later. window. You stupid Kanye. I know you're like, "Yo, this is the real me. I'm off the meds." Take them. If I ever got on a plane and the pilot said, "I just want all you to know
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this is the real me flying. I jump out." Your English now is very good.
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Well, I try my best. I have spoken it all my life, but I find it hard to understand Alex Ferguson sometimes.
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Call for you at first, but I still don't understand him. Is it hard for you to maintain a suntan?
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Why? Because you live in your wife's shadow. That was I'm sorry. That a romantic fling that [Music] That's [Music] suspicious. That's weird.
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to use you as my wall. Is that okay? Boohoo. There we go. [Applause] Will the real Michael Jackson please stand for The both of you are living with your parents. Yes. And how does that work?
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You live with your family? No. How does that work? Who's behind you over here, too?
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That's part of it. Part of the trick. Oh, wow. Look at that. You all right? Is that [Music] What the [ __ ] [Music] Okay. Gosh, he's beautiful.
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Did you hear that? All right, so we'll open it up to questions. for a dollar. Name a woman. Oh my god, why is this so hard? Name a woman.
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Um, name a woman. No, name any country on this map. Africa. That's a continent.
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Oh god. Where's America? I would say this big one, but I'm probably wrong. You're the son of a Nigerian and a Norwegian. Yes. It's quite unusual. And I wonder, do you feel a very strong sense of being a role model for British
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Norwegians? I do. And I feel that Norway as a nation looks to me and my activities in many ways to marshall any kind of policies that they can drum up.
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Sound check. Madison Brooks reporting. I'm not getting any sound. What the What the hell? Did you just lick my ear?
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Ew. Going [Music] live here in this guest room. Yes, we Okay, I'm hiding in the guest room because my kids will not leave me alone.
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Hey, that's me. [Music] Oh my [Music] [Music] god. Let's go. Three. [Music] [Music] Oh my [Music] good. So cold. The defendants were both tenants of yours. Is that in your home or condo apartment? That was in the basement of my trailer. No, I'm just
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kidding. No, it was my home. Really [ __ ] [Music] Who? Who you want? who you wound up supporting in the election. Presidential election. None of your business.
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None of my business. None of your business. Made you get your teeth fixed. Let me see your teeth. Let's see the teeth. Teeth. There you go. I even smile when I'm mad. The view is so spectacular from up here. I mean, everyone looks so
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tiny. Yeah. As opposed to you who looks tiny all the time. What does that mean? Oh, no. No. Just cuz you're short and I'm tall like like watch. Stand up. Stand up. Yeah.
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You see? No, I don't. Okay, never mind. And now we welcome. One, guys. I'm the worst reader.
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Um, they're only getting bigger. Take a look. First, I'd like to thank um Could you lift that up, please?
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I can't. I need your help. It ain't working. Go like bend down. First, I'd like to thank um he said, "Eddie, pull it up like I was working for him or something." And I started to do it, too. I was like,
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"Yes, Michael." Wait, what am I doing? [Applause] [Music] What body part are you most proud of? I mean please Ellen.
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[Laughter] Oh my god. I really have to say I know. I know. I've opened doors.
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I just want to stay in drama. Little mama. I don't want to keep repeat.
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[Applause] [Music] Stop it. Get some help. Back to the computer. My gosh, I'm such a nerd. Let's see if I got any new comments.
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A man, stop for a second. I want to say to you, you have a very cute, soft, like a girly voice. Thank you. A lot of people say the reason people have girly voices, something bad happened to them
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at that age. Were you touched at an early age or were you fine? That's the creepiest question I've ever heard. And no, but it's so inappropriate. It's not even funny. I'm a dumb ass. I'm a dumb ass. I'm a dumb
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ass. I'm [ __ ] flunk with a decided to play a song. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. What did you play when your wife was in labor? I jammed a little uh Marvin Gay's Let's Get It On.
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Yeah. How did that go? It It was like, are you right now? Things are clearly going brilliantly in your career. I just wondered if you are as happy in your private life and will we be seeing a certain Mr. Ashton Kutcher perhaps
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making a trip over here? Wow, how disappointing was that question? A lot of people here that I love tonight. We got a little pump. We got a little Xan. Uh, these are also the reasons that your 12-year-old cousin
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wants a face tattoo. Stop writing on your goddamn face. Stop writing on your face. It's stupid. You're not going to get a job if this [ __ ] don't work out.
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Stop it. Who opened up and talked about how Justin Bieber has had a big impact in your life? And I want to know, how would you say he's most influenced the person that you are today? I mean, I
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don't think anybody truly actually cares. This is a girl who you said was beaten and killed. Okay. This little girl is me and you told somebody that she's dead.
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Wait a minute. You didn't disappear. I'm right here. Well, that's interesting, isn't it? Really? Come to the lovely lady. It's so cold out here. Oh. Oh my goodness. You have made my day. Thank you so much.
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Oh yes. I have to come with you if you take the microphone. city changing I love you GI Jane too can't wait to see it really [ __ ] keep my wife's name out your mouth I'm sorry I always wanted to play a
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crazy white lady [Music] Oh brother. Don't look up is nominated. I guess the Academy members Don't Look Up reviews. Leonardo DiCaprio. What can I even say? He's done so much to fight climate change and leave behind a cleaner, greener planet for his
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girlfriends because he's older and and they're younger. Okay, you get it. Yeah. This year, the academy hired three women to host because it's cheaper than hiring one man.
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It's fun, right? You've been dealing with co for 2 years. It's been really hard on people. Yeah. I mean, just look at Timothy Shalom. Oh, God.
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What happened? I don't know. It's not good. It's not good. You know what? I still smash. You smash? Okay.
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Greatest night in the history of television. It's not okay though. It's not Kim's new sex tape on Roblox and it's like, is this [ __ ] going to happen to me again?
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This is a good omen, you guys. What's a good omen? Talking about sex tape in the first season. I feel like we're back to day one. Oh my god, how it's a good omen.
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Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, why did you make a sex tape? Because I was horny and I felt like it. Hello, Bozo. Did you help Kim release her sex tape? No. Of course it's true. Thank
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you. Of course it's true. You want to see the sex tape contract? Her mama made us go shoot it.
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Said, "Hey, we're going to go with the first one cuz the first one it gives my daughter a better look than the second one that I made as y'all go do." But you watched it and made a decision. I want
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to sue you. to every network. Dude, that did the lie detector test. Lord Jesus, it's a [ __ ] Does he have anything planned? Um, he better have something planned because my birthday is literally Oh my god. Gosh, babe. Thank you. I love you.
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Adam and I were seeing each other for about a year. He said, "I'm having another baby, and if it's a boy, I really uh want to name it Sumar." You okay with that?
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That's serious, man. They will embarrass you. You know, I was young. I was naive.
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I mean quite frankly I feel exploited easily manipulated robot. That's the thing about 19. It doesn't care about how rich you are, how famous you are.
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What's terrible about it is it's made us all equal in many ways. My mother and I share the same bed. If the water is still hot, we will share the bath water.
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But wait, there's more. I'm 55. This is my daughter. I'm 19 years old. When my mom does simple things like washing my hair or washing my body, it makes me feel comforted.
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[Music] You're nominated for TV personality this evening. Is there something about TV, particularly Stranger Things, that just seems to capture fans in a way that's even more so than film? Really, [ __ ] [Music] Uncle Roger sad now. Have you ever had
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sex with anyone under the age of 17? No. Right. This is not me. I'm fighting for my life. Y'all killing me with this.
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I gave y'all 30 years. Mhm. This is not true. I'm about to end this man's whole career.
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Do you like teenage girls? When you say teenage, how are we talking? is that I understand that you're something of a not enthusiast.
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Yeah. To the ones that was lost last night. You know, my fans my fans like my fans really mean the world to me. You know, anything that's going on, you know, I you know, I stop the show and you know, help them get the help
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they need. But you didn't. I mean, um, you to take my shoe, [ __ ] them up, I'm honestly just devastated.
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Okay. Did you have an intimate relationship with him? Like sexual? Yeah. Yeah. Did you have Did you, Megan, did you have a sexual relationship with Tory Lane? Um, I didn't have a sexual relationship with Tori. Okay. is I'm 29 years old and I'm
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not going to sit down and make a video with screenshots exposing my [Music] bullies. These are bullies are high school bullies. I was a [ __ ] and an [ __ ] Which actually no, I'm not going to call myself a [ __ ] I'm going
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to say that I had a very emotional reaction to a very emotionally triggering situation.
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Okay, you're a disgusting horribleing person, dude. You are a monster. [ __ ] all of these people for what they've done to me and for them to be tweeting right now. I'm playing the victim. I am theing victim. I have been
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the victim of narcissistic abuse, blackmail harassment stalking slander, smear campaigns, gaslighting, threats of physical violence and online harassment.
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Dang, that's tough. That is what toxic abusive people do is they will deflect on to you as hard as you can. Point the finger, pull the trigger, throw them off your trail. You give an ugly guy a chance, he thinks he rules the world.
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Lit. I swear to God, because they got a hot girl, they can be horrible. Like, you're still ugly. You can't change that. Same mother are going to turn around and talk about body positivity.
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Actually, the the the big titty [ __ ] who was saying I wear thick clothes so I don't get sexualized.
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I So I I I sound I sound woke up in my room and there was like three beings and then and they they were Do you want to see your planet for what? What? Hell yeah. Let's go.
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I'm going to ask you this and it's embarrassing for me to ask you this, but I'm going to ask anyway. Are you a virgin? How could you ask me that question? I'm a gentleman. So, you're not going to answer
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it. Shut the Well, Harriet Tman never actually freed the slaves. She just had the slaves go work for other white people. Y'all, we leaving right now. If you were going to be pets to another celebrity, who would that be and why?
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Dwayne Megan the Stallion. Oh, why Megan the Stallion? Well, we don't have to talk about that right now. Okay.
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Okay, Andrew, just leave it out there. Why are you laughing, Kev? Why the are you laughing at that?
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I want to offer my personal shoulder to lean on to Michael B. Jordan. You are healing. We are all healing.
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Yes. Call me. Drink some water. Good evening, Akmed. Good evening. Infidel, I am a terrorist.
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Silence. I kill you. [Applause] Son of a [ __ ] What the hell? Stop touching me. I kill you. My favorite thing about the movie is like it feels like a like a movie. It feel like a real like, you
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know, go to the theater film movie. Look at you. That would be the most awkward thing that we Let's do it.
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[Music] You're awkward. Laying on the ground playing with your hands crossed. Spoiler alert. Oh, sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Please.
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His other ones. No, no, no. That That was something Freddy did. Yeah. Uhhuh. Jimmy, this is just an excuse for us to hug, right? I don't want this to end. Yeah, I I really don't. Oh my goodness. Uh, face wash.
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Let's go. So, I'm applying now. You all you immediately feel better. Stop the cow.
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[Music] Oh my god. [Music] [Music] H. Boom. [Music] Hey girl, you're my girl, right? I just don't think I can like sit back and just let the black community, everyone on the internet just say like, "Oh, how are you
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friends with this person when she blackish?" [Music] The mouth is ignorant. [Music] You know, no one gets on anyone's nerves and no one gets to picked down this way.
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Okay. Thanks, I'm sorry. I'm just being concentrate. Sorry. We just got to get through.
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Ignore them. I'm sorry. It's okay. What were you saying? You Oh, no. Oh, I'm there. Right.
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The negative saying that you don't like the tour. Just I don't like it though. I know, but I go through hell. Signing up though.
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I'll make it positive then. Yeah. Just don't Well, you know the truth. Yeah. Okay. Action. Michael, I love to tour.
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You guys want Why you all started laughing? I to get into it. What's going on with the busy cats? Uh there is probably going to be some danger zone happening because Josie is going to be pursuing her music
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career um more serious throughout the season and that is going to cause some we'll see how that plays out. That's really all I can say about that.
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We're going to do a lot more music in uh this season which is going to be great.
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Um I'm hoping that we can do okay dying to know this. Which songs on your last album were about me?
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[Applause] Just swallow it. Why are you waiting after [Music] What's your secret talent? Secret talent? Um, well, I can still do this.
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Is that Is that exclusive? That is a That is an exclusive fart noise, right?
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Yeah. Thank you. Who is your celebrity crush? I have so many, but I feel really bad that I said Logan Lurman in one interview because now I think he hates me. He gets asked that a lot. So, I'm no longer going to
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say that. I'll say uh George Clooney. Someone that I'll never be able to have.
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want two biological children of my own. Uh me and my ex couldn't have any. It's kind of sad cuz my ex she has a she has a huge forehead and I don't want to pass those jeans down to my children. Okay. Yeah. Don't
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get me wrong, I still love Tyra. It's just you know I you know I think you should experience it. You always say, "I want to experience things." But I don't think you actually want to experience things because you would experience it if you
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wanted to experience things. I don't know what you're talking about. Meaning you should experience things. I could never cook my entire life. I could never cook a thing. Toast was a real stretch for me. Now suddenly I can cook
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it. Just I can cook stuff like not just like spaghetti and you know ragu, but like stuff. Match the hair to the dress.
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Why not? Very similar. Very similar. I wanted I wanted to go with like an almost ballet slipper color. They were out at my nail salon. They were out of ballet slipper. Who's ever out of ballet? Sorry.
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Look at that. That's happening in front of you. I've never seen that picture before.
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Very uncomfortable with that picture right there. [Music] You know, if I wasn't sitting here with you right now, I'd still be in a bar downtown, banging on a piano somewhere with my high heel on the keys, singing my brains off. Hey, I was
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wondering if you could help me with something uh called the Twizzler challenge. Uh, you would put that in one end and I will put put this in my mouth and we will let me [Applause] [Music] do what the
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[Music] br what I have a back gallbladder. High blood pressure, thyroid problems, gout. Okay. Asthma, thyroid, diabetes. I want to have a baby and I think my weight is affecting me not to have a baby. I just want to be healthy, not
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like her. What's wrong with me? Fat. You ain't a prize. [Music] Oops. I sit up here in my tower and watch everyone struggle and be poor.
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It's so entertaining. I just need popcorn. I could sit here and watch them struggle all day. I am rich. Take that, peasants.
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I will send you to Jesus. This is the one that I have. What? I purchased this one. I don't know the exact month or day um but I purchased this one. One thing that I love about this one is you can literally
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do anything. Hopefully soon we'll upgrade to fiance mode, but until this is my boyfriend.
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Oh my god. Oh my [Music] god. Are you [Music] Hold up. Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute. Something ain't right. What advice can you give to us? I I would just say maybe a couple of things. Number one is um spend more time on your knees than on the internet. What did he say?
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[Music] Rihanna is not girlfriend material. See, you do her then you take your penicellin.
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Big up big up the whole island massive. It's your boy Chhatta. I was the first person to like kind of like get in the conversation, [ __ ] Uh, no. You even speak Pat, I mean, not really.
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Boom. CL, [Music] stop it. Get some help. Are there any marginalized communities you want to apologize to? Okay. This is real human hair. I mean, it looks like it.
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Always have that strong eye makeup. I actually did it myself. Yeah. Nice. I'm just really lucky as a white girl that when I'm in the sun, I tan so dark.
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Like so many people have said to me before like, you know, like Leanne even said to me in the group like, "Are you sure you're like not mixed race because you go darker than me in the sun? That's
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crazy." Well, my hair is naturally curly. I always curly my dad. Okay. [Music] Don't worry about it. You can block the street. I'm going through the drive-thru. I already circled around the hospital.
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Okay. To the hospital. Well, really, [ __ ] Really? [Music] Virtual tour of Heidi Clume's body.
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What? Bro, what are you talking about, man? Let me tell you, they smell delicious.
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I'm thinking I'm not thinking. What the are you doing? No way. I've got my tweezers. Why? Why? Why? Where? What?
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Who? Who? We say [ __ ] on stage. We don't. Well, you just did. That's right.
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Yeah. You and me say [ __ ] in private. These two. That was funny.
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I don't think you've ever said it probably in your life. I don't think No, that's a huge difference between you and me. Well, you said you found the humor of it. I haven't found it, nor do I seek
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it. Do you ever wear underwear? Ever? Yes, I do. Are you wearing underwear tonight? Yes, I am. You're wearing panties. You dress like a stripper.
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You know what? No. Wait. FYI, shut the hell up. Toast to your majesty. I am deeply mindful of your majesty's long and tireless service.
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Thank you, Mr. Prime Minister of Canada for making me feel so old. Kim Jong-un made a statement that Joe Biden is a low IQ individual. Probably is based on his record. I'm very highly educated. I know words. I have the best
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words. But there's no better word than stupid. Chihuahua, a tea seller. We love Puerto Rico, China, [Music] Nevada. If Ivanka weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her, you know. Oh, it's so weird. Moving on. Terrible.
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Do not want to end aid. I listen to you. Let me just finish. Yeah, but part of your job is to listen to me. Okay, so here's the deal. We're not going to do this. Slap me, [ __ ]
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You mother in my mother face, [ __ ] I would take you out. That is just nasty.
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What's your favorite candy? Huh? Most candies without gelatin in it? Nerd. Name one. Name one. Nerd. Sour Patch Kid. Sour Patch Kids. Okay, those aren't vegan. We have 10 minutes. Mom, suck my Would you stop taking pictures of
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yourself? Your sister's going to jail. Chloe's gone. Here, Kim. This look I am so proud. Fifty Shades of Gray.
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Everybody has seen it. Have you? No. You don't want to see it? Maybe one day. I don't think I can think it would be strange. No, I don't think so. I don't need to see that to know how good she
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is. All right, you don't have to see it. Jesus Christ. That was awkward. Drea is here. How many basketball players have you been with? This girl has gotten around and I appreciate you being honest. Three basketball players in one
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night. Like passed around. Yeah. No. Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Don't even say it. Don't say you could say motorcycle.
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I love Zenaia Sound. She's just such a tiny frame that this hair to me overwhelms her. Like I feel like she she smells like puli oil for weed.
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Feel like I do. Precious. No, that is not uh I don't like him on the fact that he's black.
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You don't mind to say something like that? I don't like him. I never going to say that. That's right. What is it about black people that you don't like? This ought to be good. Black people thinking we owe them something. Affirmative
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action. Where you from? I don't find you to be a wonderful actress. Can I give you an acting challenge?
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Don't you ever fart on my tits again. [Music] It was at this moment that he knew he [ __ ] up. This is not a piece of jewelry commonly worn to symbolize a relationship between two people. I'm going to go with B on that one. Eddie,
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the anniversary ring. Have another look. V is not a piece of jewelry. Not a piece of jew.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Eddie, that is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me.
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[Applause] This is mouthwash, toothbrush, toothpaste. Your breath is not um pretty. Huh? Don't be mad at me, but um your legs were kind of like mine. They were hairy.
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What? Oh my god, Rose. What is that? I did a mouse. You stupid mouse or a rat? Yeah. Good morning, P. Good morning. Okay. We want to shower with you.
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[Music] Okay, sure. Okay. Oh, I dropped it. So, waste no money soap in him. Um, I don't know if you understand. It's um STD. I was asking if you're willing to take that test.
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Why you not tell me the truth? You not want a baby? Why you not telling me before you come here? I wanted you to get to know me to make sure we are compatible.
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Boy, if you don't get So, I have been dying my hair and it irritates my scalp. I found out that mayonnaise makes it smoother and less dry. Can I kiss you? Yes. Yes.
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Yes. Okay. [Music] Nope. Thank you. A few moments later. You shouldn't figure that out. Hey, peaches. Peaches.
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He tasted like a peach last night. What did he say? Yeah. I mean, we made love all night. Did it about twice.
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What is your most expensive dress? $45,000. He promised to get me whatever I want.
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Obviously, I don't have cash right now. So, it's not my problem. And is very controlling. She likes to be bossy, and I kind of like that.
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Basically saying that you're just dating me because I can buy you things. Yes. If I was ugly and fat, would you be dating me?
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Call the police. We need to call the police. What? You're going to try to hit me? Why are you provoking me? I'm not even looking at you. You're not that interesting for me to look at you. Oh, no. That you talk about me all the time.
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Oh my god. You wish I can take you down. I wanted to stay friends. Yeah. I don't want to be friends. I'm sorry. I think we're going to walk away completely. You are nothing to me right now.
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Try not to ruin the next one. Okay. Put weight on. What was that? Enjoy your life. I will now you're not in it. Good riddance. No man will ever take advantage of me again.
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You got to cut it on a bias. I've worked in restaurants. So, okay. I'm done. I am cooking a steak and all you do is this.
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I'm going to call the police. Police? No. Go. Go away. She threw shoes at my head. Now it's a Louis Vuitton shoe.
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What's next? Glass. I don't know. Let's throw it at him. Okay. Threw it towards the bag, not at him. Over dramatized. Wow. What a ass.
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I'm not lazy. So, for today, we finished. Yeah. Physically, I'm talking to Nicole. just like for example 55%.
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Because I always want my wife to go and gym with me and be [Music] healthy. Today Asan taking me to the market in Marakekesh and technically we're not supposed to hug or kiss in public. It really sucks. Like it's
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really upsetting. When I go to hug you, don't tell me no. Why don't you just start from the big pile? Like I'd have to show you how it's done. Why don't you put more on your shovel? Get done faster
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so we can go hang out. Babe, just scoop it in there. Why are you pulling it down? Are you serious? Okay, stop talking. Just do it. You're being so rude. I'm not helping you anymore. Can you just shut the up?
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I put a condom on. He got this money out my penis. All right. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] was that? Poop water.
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I've been in jail. I've been in prison. Uh oh my god. Sorry. I'm sorry.
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You want the chicken feet? No, thank you. My mother not tried. They spay you. Oh my god.
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[Music] You lied. No, I didn't. You are lying. No. Yes, you are. No. Yes, you are.
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Hey. Hey. What you say? What you say? I'm not going to sit here and be disrespected by two ignorant people right now.
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Okay. Wait. She just called me a [ __ ] You just called me a [ __ ] Yes.
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You are a [ __ ] and you will not disrespect me like this today. Good night. Are you cheating [Music] on I I'll just Are you cheating on me?
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No, I don't cheat on you. I forgot. See, I was cheating on you. I left the house a long time ago.
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Hi. Hello. Thought it was a guy we was talking to. Thank y'all for coming. I'm done. Thank you. Thank you very much.
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How did you act like I didn't? Shut up. Love and to obey. What? Obey what? Obey.
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And obey who? [Applause] Oh my god. Look at that. Do you want some? I can't wait to feel it. What did he say? I had no support from him at all.
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He started complaining. Your boobs are smiling. He'd make fun and make fun. So I said, "Well, go get some put in then, smartass." He agreed to that one. He agreed to that surgery.
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Okay. I'm happy that I'm not going to see you guys anymore. And you know what?
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I didn't marry I'm not going to marry you guys. I'm marrying Vignyam. Oh, that's I've never gotten al. That's a new experience.
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[Music] Noah. Noah. Nope. 71-year-old man is accused of inappropriately touching a 12-year-old girl at the Walmart in West Mifflin Sunday afternoon. It was at this moment that he knew he [ __ ] up. Oops.
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Drink some water, queen. Come along. [Music] That wall, it was diabolical. [Applause] [Music] Wow.
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Oh my god. Oh [ __ ] Oops. 13 or 35? No. Asian. Asians are hard to tell. Okay. And if she's not Asian, what are you guys going to say? She is Asian.
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You don't know that. She could be Korean. Did you hear what you just said?
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She couldn't be Asian. She could be Korean. To be honest, I don't know math.
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No. Nope. [Music] Really, [ __ ] Really? [Music] How'd you celebrate the signing? [Music] Sorry about that.
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Leave the I couldn't stop. Shut up. PhD cancer biology scientist. I work in a biotech company. And then I don't think you really have the highest EQ.
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Emotional damage. Don't love me. Dude, are you five? Yeah. 5 in deep in your bum.
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Emotional [Music] [Applause] damage. Got you, [ __ ] And you're in. The Kim one isn't a tattoo. It's actually a branding. Like a branding.
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Wow. Well, it's faster, too, than just sitting for a tattoo. It's so cute, guys. It is cute. It's adorable.
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You work out like four days a week. Sounds like you're giving birth in here.
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You couldn't either. I'm stronger than Scott. Emotional damage. Why? Why? Why? Why? Cardi B real name is Belise Amensar. I said that [ __ ] out loud and my furniture started floating.
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Does my name sound like a a spellar? Does it? I don't know. I guess whatever. I like my name.
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[Applause] [Music] [Music] Hey, [Music] I need [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Okay. Oh my [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] Power.
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[Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] I'm [Music] okay. H [Music] [Music] Hello. Do you know which way is the hospital?
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That way. Okay. Thank you very much. Has nothing to do with stealing them. Let's get down to breast text. Hey everyone, we've been working very hard on the next Deadpool film. Hey Hugh, you want to play Wolverine one more time?
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Yeah, sure. Right. Hi. [Music] Now you have to explain a bit. You see, I told you I enjoy to be part of the movie because of my husband. Of course. Whatever my wife said.
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Let me do one. What's the matter? Well, I'm sure. I mean, everything that he's going to do is [Music] wedding.
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[Music] Uh I'm my enthusiasm and excitement and passion is certainly there for what uh you want to touch me.
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Hi guys. I don't like Drake. I think he's an actor. He's not a real rapper% Drake. I think you suck. Drake, I'm coming for your videos and muscles. I'm on your ass, Drake. Oh my god, that was awesome.
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I'm like, what is that for? Do I get one of the tears? Yeah. Do we have one that can fit my big head? Maybe.
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Appreciate you being here and helping support this tournament. Thank you so much. I'm a child.
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[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Yo, I'm Billy Eyish. Oh my god. [Music] Little Jackie Chan, I'm so impressed by your [Music] [Applause] [Music] performance. Psych.
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[Music] First, you got to see the Suicide Squad. If you like what you see, you're going to get more in Peacemaker. Nice outfit.
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Thank you. Thank you very much. You as well. I think you went a bit of a different route. That's fair. That's very fair. Into the weekend, temperatures near six. What in the What should I do? Come back.
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This is good stuff. Hi. Hi. Nice to meet you. Hi. Nice to meet you. You're guarding me.
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Jimmy. Hey, nice to meet you. Hi. Hi. How are you? I'm so sorry to bother you. Thanks for being so sweet to me, man. Thank you. The one thing I always wanted to do was go to college. One regret. You
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helping me this semester is everything. You are the reason why I'm going back to school.
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Are you listening to room service? No way. No way. That's so nice to meet you. Line, as you know, is very, very successful. And um I really want to use I think you're going to need this. Oh my
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god. Don't f Okay. Big big big smiles. Three two one. [Music] For those who donate, they fight cancer.
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The best kind of photo bomb here. [Music] the benchmark in this league. They are what you aspire to both on and off the pitch in terms of sustainability, in terms of their footballing identity.
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This is an insane, surreal kind of, you know, inconceivable dream. So, oh, we got a little photo bomb happening.
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Hi guys. I'm in the horse capital of Australia, but I was yet to find a horse. So, I thought I should put it up to one of the horse studs and check out the beautiful the beautiful What are you
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doing? Wait. Oh my god. Oh, hello. Hi. How are you? How are you? How you going to tell your friends to take you to Blaze Peace and tell them Ron sent you? Okay.
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[Music] How are you? Oh, mom. Are you kidding? No, we're not. Oh my god.
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This is amazing. I actually met Demi Lovado, too, one time. Was she nice? Yeah, she was super super super nice. Well, it's good to see you again. Yeah, you have a Oh my god.
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[Music] Oh my god. Happy birthday. Oh my god. Sorry. Oh my god. So far, it's amazing.
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Oh my god. It's quite warm in there, isn't it? [Music] I think there's something wrong with your microphone.
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My god. coming in. He has no idea he's going to meet. Oh my [Applause] goodness. Camera over there somewhere.
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Ready? Okay. One, two, three. So Neymar is your favorite soccer player. Mhm. Sometimes I cry. You cry when you see Neymar.
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[Music] [Music] Hi. Hi. I'm Selena Gomez. Oh my god. Hi, Selena. Can I give you a hug? Yeah. Oh my god.
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[Music] [Applause] [Music] looks like a kids cartoon, but he's real. What animal would John Cena be?
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Definitely a tiger because he has the eye of the tiger. You sure about that?
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Yay. [Music] He's in the Jones brothers. Like I like him. I love this story. Oh my. How are you? Good to see you. Thought I'd be here doing this. Hi D. How are you?
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Good. Nice to meet you. These movies that Jennifer Lawrence has been in. Oh my gosh. With you in front of me, I can't think of anything.
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