Funny TikToks That had me Rolling on the chair! 54

A hilarious compilation of funny TikToks featuring relatable moments, quirky humor, and unexpected situations that keep you laughing nonstop.

Key Takeaways

Everyday life can be a rich source of humor and unexpected fun.
Relatable content resonates well with a broad audience.
Humor often arises from misunderstandings and quirky observations.
Family and social interactions provide endless comedic material.
Simple moments, when shared, can create joy and laughter.

What the video covers

Compilation of various funny TikTok clips with diverse comedic scenarios.
Includes relatable everyday situations like family interactions, shopping, and pet antics.
Features humorous observations about facial hair, food, and social quirks.
Showcases playful sibling banter and funny misunderstandings.
Highlights unexpected mishaps like melting pans and strange road signs.
Captures moments of absurdity such as watching football without cable and confusing hotel names.
Includes light-hearted jokes about cultural references and holiday gifts.
Demonstrates creative life hacks and funny personal stories.
Mixes physical comedy with witty dialogue and spontaneous laughter.
Ends with amusing reflections on social behavior and personal quirks.

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What type of content is featured in this video?

The video is a compilation of funny TikTok clips showcasing humorous everyday situations, family interactions, and quirky observations that are relatable and entertaining.

Are there any recurring themes in the video?

Yes, recurring themes include family dynamics, social quirks, unexpected mishaps, and light-hearted humor about daily life and cultural references.

Is the humor suitable for all audiences?

The humor is generally light-hearted and relatable, suitable for a broad audience, though some jokes include mild adult language and cultural references.

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I went a little heavy on the face paint, Cole. What do you think? What?

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Did anyone else not realize that they'd have to show their Costco membership card to every single employee that's ever existed? Because this is my picture, cocktails, Latin cuisine, brunch.

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I'll be in the middle. [laughter] Well, you better get going. It's already brown trout past channel catfish.

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Wouldn't want to be late. [screaming] I know. I got a good night's sleep. [snorts] When I wake up and I do my stretch and I'm like, "Whoever invented facial hair is about to regret it." Here, I didn't realize how long your

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eyelashes were. I can balance a tab on now. And you know what? If I'm being honest, I think [laughter] I translated our wet floor sign.

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Hey, where is the careful? Lauren, you are what you eat. I'm not worried. What happened?

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[laughter] They have everything you need to make a sewing kit. Look right there. Over there.

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Went in your nose, bro. Chicken nuggets. If you don't know the rules, get to know them. All right.

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[clears throat] We're siblings. I'm going to tell you mom and dad adopted you. [laughter] Congratulations, Uncle Billy and Caroline.

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Do you know how important you are? You are very important. So good and tasty.

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Oh my god, I love your sheets. They're so beautiful. That color. And they're so soft. Yeah, they have pockets.

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You get this one. I don't know if Boa really needs anything. I got this. Wash his paws. I mean, yeah, we should get that. Yeah, this is cute. Oh. Oh, historically accurate.

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Hey, bud. I've been looking for you. I can't find you. Have you seen him around here? I haven't seen him.

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Yeah, man. I'm looking for you. Got to be somewhere around here. Where you at?

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Here. Actually, might not be the worst idea, but where the hell are you? I'm under it.

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Why are you? Oh. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. God damn it. He's plugging Don's disco in. [laughter] What's the fault card? D.

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You are white. Uhhuh. What are you? I'm literally Mexican. No, sweetheart. I love you.

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Love you. I'll text you when— Oh, wait. Did you just finish checking out? Oh my god. What is that?

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Oh my god. What is that? [laughter] M just happened. [laughter] Baby, now, do not have your hands OFF THAT BED AGAIN.

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MAMA, I DIDN'T do Target close at 10 p.m. What time is that? We got to go. Let's go.

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Was using my son's phone today when I noticed 9month hotel. So I asked him, "Presley, who's 9month hotel?" His kid looks me dead ass in the eyes and says, "You, mom." Oh my god.

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Yo, the projects is not a real place. El Diablo, did Superman come and break this door open? Diablo comp.

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You don't see any? Don't mind me. I'm just basking in the 6 minutes of direct sunlight I get from my apartment when it reflects off the windows of the much nicer apartment building from across the street. This guy just dug in his pockets and gave me

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everything. He emptied his pockets out and gave me everything. That's crazy. I guess there still is some good in this world.

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Laughing so bad at this. Just watch. Just watch. I thought so. [laughter] [clears throat] Y'all, I walk out the room and this man is watching football, but we don't have cable. I look, he's got an antenna on a

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shovel. They be having me in the country in these woods and [ __ ] So, I just came across a what is it? A confederate graveyard. And how do it feel knowing that y'all fought for slavery and we

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free. [laughter] [screaming] [laughter] Gently wrapping, wrapping at my chamber drawer. This is some visitor, I muttered, tapping at my chamber door. Only this and nothing more.

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Are you proud? Yeah. Come [laughter] on. Jump up. Come on. [laughter] [laughter] Let us adore him. Oh, come let us adore him.

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So, who used all the green frosting? Because we kind of just started making cookies. I haven't touched it all night.

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Someone fess up. Come on, guys. Like, why [laughter] don't you just be honest? If Zach ever cheat on me, wait. [laughter] Look at these people. Look at these people.

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[laughter] Thank God. No one ever has gluten-free butt tarps. Finally. Imagine if you will in the word zumbar if the Z was replaced with C.

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Don't like dark humor. Liberal. Just like baby. I don't want no more kids. Well, when God give you the baby, you can't return the baby at all. You can't return the baby at all. [laughter] Since I have them on, I got these like

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cargo sweatpants from Aritzia. They're like, you know, whatever. But then I got Oh my god.

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You can't have Dr. Pepper. If George R. Binks was trying to warn you that he had been magically turned into a spoon rest. You might not know right away, but there certainly would be signs.

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Berries [singing] and cream. Who likes berries and cream UP THE OCTAVE and [screaming] dish?

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You want a deep dish? Do pepperoni. I like this. Ma ma ma. Decided to get my depressed ass into nature. And this is the first thing that happens.

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So, I made a dip, right? I made a dip. The pan melted in the crock pot. This has never happened before.

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This right here is my swag. Girls are only [laughter] [laughter] Do you guys want to see the funniest thing? I just think that they never needed to market to black people. Like, like we all already like I mean I [ __ ] can't

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got back to the truck. I had four, I had four boxes of pizza and we left the dog in the truck. Then I came in to find this.

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Yeah. Hey, Blue Boys. You good? I'm not [ __ ] you. This is a true story.

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So, you mean to tell me you went on the table and got the whole cake? Summer, [laughter] what are you?

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What's this? See magic. [laughter] I've seen some road signs in Australia, but that one's [laughter] not wrong. Look at it.

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Who ate my donuts? Like, this was my breakfast. Are you serious right now? I don't even like donuts. I'm on a strict diet.

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What? Someone ate your donuts. I don't like donuts either. [laughter] [laughter] Life hack. If you also like to crochet while laying down, just put your head in a ring light because check this out.

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It's so much brighter than a headlamp. I can see everything I need to see and I can still watch my movie. Would a headlamp actually be a life hack? Yeah, probably. I just don't own one of those.

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I recently did laundry, so I planned on putting the rest of my clothes away tonight. But on the way up the stairs, my dad said, "Make sure you put the rest of your clothes away." So now I must do nothing because he

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ruined it. He literally—I just kind of let him do what he wants. I just let him do what he wants. He'll get it out of him. This is his world, guys. You got to let these horses do

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what they want. [music] Is he all right? Here go TikToks with these predictions.

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Love good. 'Cause I ain't looking for a career. Trips. Trips. Money. Money. MONEY. Y'all, I will never forget when my boyfriend asked me and he was so genuine about it. He was like, "So, why do y'all only do the edges in the front and not

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the edges in the back?" Hello. Can I show you how scary my arms look? I was just stretching [snorts] my arms straight in the mirror. This is a normal person's arm, I think. Right.

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But why? But why? What? What? But I've gotten to the point, you should know this, too.

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The eye contact thing is not for me. I don't give people eye contact. People can do a lot of things with their eyes and it's just not for me. Like, especially if I like you, I can't look at you. Come on. [laughter]

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Um, did you guys get your husband an ugly golf shirt because they're all ugly and then it's gummy bears and he loves gummy bears and then on Christmas morning you realize that the gummy bears are actually naughty naughty bears.

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The top is still on y'all. Look at this. But I will say that it did break this time when I picked it up. So it lets me know at least it's edible if you were into this type of thing.

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So last year when I moved out, my grandma got me pants and at some point they got wiggly like this and I thought they had to be thrown away because they were dead. Here he comes.

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I said what? I—I thought those had to go in the front, y'all. Ross $30. I would have never thought I would have found these in a ho

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Let me see the Uggs. Yo, we in the ghetto. It must be hard being a dog.

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Did I wake you up? [laughter] Go back to sleep. You had a long night. Long day.

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20 minutes later. Someone else. Everybody bye. So, I just got off a night shift and I got a oil change at 8:00 and like I'm not an electrician or anything, but I don't think I'm supposed to be up here.

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I'm like 10 ft in the air. Something ain't right. Shout out to Carl's Jr. because I was on my last $359 and I ordered some small fries because that's all I could afford and I found this in there. And thanks to them, I can

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finally have a full meal today. I love you guys. One thing about my mom is she's going to have 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 12 perfumes.

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This weekend there was a thunderstorm and I noticed I was missing a pillow off my balcony. So I'm like looking for it and like maybe it fell off and I could find it and get it. And then I noticed

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this man scavengering through all this stuff with my pillow in his cart. Like I guess enjoy my pillow.

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I don't know. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] Go ahead. Oh, it was this. Oh. [laughter] Look in here.

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[laughter] [laughter] [laughter] when you're at grandpa's and he says watch this guys did you get it I work in a mall so I'm in a mall parking garage a lot and I see some things But this this is going to stick with me for the

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rest of my life. Why did Why did you need it immediately? I I got bread.

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What did you get? I got that combination. You know what I'm saying? But what did you get? [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] Hold your head over. Hold your head over. Wait, I can smell your wig way over here. Wiggy. Sag ass wiggy.

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Come on, Jada. Come on, Jada. Jada, your we smell like goddamn goober. They sent me something on my phone and it said that I hog tied her.

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I don't know how to hog tie people. What would I hog tie? You just like blocked me off.

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That's what you want. No, I turn around. That's what you want. Turn around. You said turn around other one.

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You're not trimming. Look, I trimmed it. Is it not straight? [laughter] I mean, it's straight. It's just It's a chalk for top.

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Got a McDouble. Clay just farted. Got a McDouble. Two McDoubles. Whatever. I'm depressed. Okay. And then I got a fudge sundae.

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I don't have a fudge sundae now. Hi. Sorry, bro. [laughter] God. Why did nobody the day of my engagement tell me to put my freaking hand down? I didn't get a single picture that was not like this. Don't get me wrong, like I

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love the ring. I want to show it off. But every single picture, like I'm not even kidding. Look, look at all these lessons and registrations, please.

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License and registrations, please. Ma'am, can you ma'am, can you step out of the vehicle? Have you been drink Have you been drinking? Have you been drinking?

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So, you want a large boat? a six piece bacon nugget [music] and a threelet boogies. [laughter] Tequita set chocolate fondue straw te.

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Now somebody made a whole sandwich in Target with the chips. Whole s and they got the capria on.

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Oh my god. Damn. [gasps] [laughter] [laughter] Hello. Hey, Mom. Can I get a ice cream sandwich? You got uh two left.

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No. All right, bet. Sister got me sibling envelope card for occasions. All right. Dear sibling, wishing you a very holiday from sibling. Oh, she is just the sweetest.

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I want everybody to meet my new goat. My new the new goat on the farm. I got the name it because my mom and dad bought it for me at the [music] county fair.

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That's not a lot. Wait, get back here. She's running around. She's crazy. This my new goat. It's my new goat, cigarette. She's little silly. Oh, there's a goat. There's a goat.

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Um, what? Y'all hear that, right? What in the world, dude? This is new construction.

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Unreal. It's at the appointment. Really, Frank? [laughter] [snorts] [laughter] I know Morgan did that.

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You think I'm scared right now, but I'm not. I'm just a little concerned that I don't have the right stuff. Do you have like a loaded gun?

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How you doing, crazy [ __ ] When there's a cockroach in the lift. [crying] [laughter] [laughter] Oh my god.

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[laughter] Man, there was movie night at his school. The Minions movie, but he's not a fan of [laughter] What was it?

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[laughter] [laughter] I'm sorry, mommy. We're good. We're good. If you're like me and you get a lot of scam, likely calls and you also do not have enough money to afford a therapist, you can um just answer those calls and

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scream. You can just scream at the top of your lungs. There's there's not a law against it or anything. I checked and it is working for me. Okay. So, try that.

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[laughter] [laughter] I can't feel my tongue. [snorts] You look cute. [laughter] You look like a bird.

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Wait for it. Second one. [laughter] Wait, hang on. Wait for us to get the film ready. And Div, you're not going to do it now, are you?

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Oh, yes. Yes. [laughter] Hey, boss. Yeah, we can't keep going on this job. It's already raining and thundering hard.

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[ __ ] that was ugly. Yeah, it's not good. We'll have to postpone till next week.

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We got to get out of here. All right. All right. Bye. Hello. Oh, Caleb, look.

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Oh, no. Oh, no. No. Oh no. Where did it go? Oh. Oh. Love cross. Love cross.

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Oh. I' been options and I don't want to tell you but I don't want to play.

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[music] Oh fingers. Tell me what happened. So, I was sitting on my bed and then I went to open the door with the marker and then the mark the cap was on all the way and I didn't notice that.

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So, it fell off and then I turned it and then it pulled all over. [laughter] It wrote So, the marker accidentally wrote on the door.

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Yeah. Diamond earring came off in the ocean and it's gone. And there's people that are dying.

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Okay, so I keep telling Supreme not to sleep with this damn fan in his face cuz it's in the 40s outside. I don't want him to get sick. So, let's if he listened.

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And of course, no he didn't. Full blast. Wait, what flavor do you have? What flavor do you have?

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I'm definitely saying it wrong. It' be a video. What is it? But it's pear chamomile.

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[laughter] I would cha chamomile Joe chamomile. No [laughter] passage passage Nick. Uh I hope I pronounced that right. Betchnik I lost.

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She says I lost my mom 12 to23. So December 2nd uh of this year. She was 98. She had an incredible run. She was fierce and feisty. I know she's sipping her martini New Year's Eve with her in

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heaven. This is Shirley Manfred. And look at Is open. You said what? Chuck E. Cheese is open.

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How did you get that on there? I pressed this little circle right here. Is Chuck E. Cheese open.

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Chuck E. Cheese is open to 9:00 p.m. for the rest of the week. And so I just told my family group chat that I broke up with my ex and they're like really happy because he like cheated on

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me. He left me. He's done so many crazy things and like I broke up with him today and they were like, "Oh my god, Shel, like you deserve someone." All hyping me up saying like, "This is what you deserve. Tell me why my little niece

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that's in the group chat, she texts me privately." She goes, "Thea, I know you will go back with him.

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[snorts] Yeah. You think it's funny? It's not. It's really not. Hey, Grammy. I know. I know. Your twin sister been alive, you know. Huh? I know your twin sister been alive, you know.

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Who? This look just like the backyard. [laughter] Oh lord. I thought you look tire.

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[music] [music] Just sitting here on the fairy minding my own business and then I go what?

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Oh, I guess that makes a little more sense. But I mean, really, Washington State Fairies.

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Do you see him, Chuck? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Run away. Look at him. Here he comes. And he's not happy.

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[laughter] So, I just stopped here to take a moment and breathe. And I look across the courtyard. I'm at Eastston right now.

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But I look at it. Look. Look. I am positioned just right. [laughter] I [laughter] Why is this funny to me? Like obviously it's that's not what it says, right?

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Like it's like there's there's like I don't I don't know what it says, but [laughter] my husband ordered back pipes and they just came in today.

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You better not be recording this. Okay. So, I'm in Dillards and I'm shopping their sale and I looked at this tree and look [music] at what it says on the bottom. So, it's super cute. It looks up. When I turned it over to try to find

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the price, it says I can do repal. I am dying. It's so funny. A quantity represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude. Oh yeah.

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Oh yeah. Oh yeah. [laughter] Did I kiss? [laughter] [laughter] Did I accidentally eat my parchment paper?

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What the heck? What the heck? There's like it's gone. Oh, you just can't see.

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How do you do that? How do you freaking do that? It's made. Look at Look, it's made for freaking small dogs and you get through it.

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That's just I don't get it. How does he do that? I'm glad you don't do that.

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[laughter] for [snorts] the counter. [laughter] [crying] You're gonna say, "I think I like this little life." I think [laughter] I [snorts] think I like this little life. [laughter] Okay, your turn. Go.

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I think I like this little life. Little life. Little life [laughter] dinner. Big up the Indian Saturday night curry. Let's get into it.

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You know the rules. Big up 2024. Big up the Asians. Let's go. Bit of chicken, bit of rice.

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[laughter] again. What did you say? Is that your real hair? Yeah, it is my real hair. Does it look like it?

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Why are you touching my mirror hair? I think it's a wig. You think it's a wig?

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I know. Is it nice? Why do you think it's a wig? Because because of this [music] she just wants to just hear why I'm married. I'm married now. That's not nice. And if you get hit, they kind of Stop kicking him. Look

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at He has nowhere to go. Did you just fall backwards? [snorts] I might have to get up there and show them how to do it.

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No, [screaming] Dad. Back up then. Say back up then. Back up. [laughter] All right.

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Say bye-bye. Say bye. Coming back. And you two can explain the high. Say bye.

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Oh my god. What? It says the wind gusts are up to 20 mph today.

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Oh no. But we just ate solids. We're going to blow away. We have to go find shelter.

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[laughter] We hardly do. [laughter] Hey, did you see those waves the other day? [laughter] So sick, dude.

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It's actually pretty in the back. I know that's a wig. Hey, it's nice out today. E, [laughter] watch my dad as he gets scared of his own sweater.

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He been there. [laughter] That's so different. I got on. [laughter] They trying to hair shift the stuff.

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Send this [ __ ] back and tell [laughter] two different dresses. [laughter] [gasps] [laughter] What am I supposed to do?

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I told my four-year-old yesterday to pick up his airplane collection cuz it was all over the middle of the living room. And he informed me that the air traffic control tower had not cleared those planes to depart. So, they needed

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to stay right where they were. So I told my husband and he goes, "This straight from air traffic control, we need all airplanes to clear the runway. I repeat, all airplanes to clear the runway." And so then Cash was like, "Okay, all right.

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I can pick up my airplanes." Say, "Go ahead." Are we going to hold hands in a circle?

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Yeah. Go ahead and close your eyes. Bless the food before us, the family beside us, and the love between us. As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord. Amen.

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Amen. Brandon, that was beautiful. [laughter] How did you learn that, honey? Practicing it since Thanksgiving.

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[laughter] Four people to five people, please. And what time is that reservation? It's at 6:30.

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Uh, is it a deeply? [laughter] Yes. Yeah. Yes. No problem. I just changed that properly. [laughter] Thank you so much.

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You're welcome. Thank [laughter] I ain't never had that ever happen to me. I'm trying to get see what that be like. So, I'm sitting over in that chair just hanging out, right? Minding my own business. And then I hear like a little

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like it sounds like a screw ting ding ding ding ding, you know, on the ground.

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I'm like, "Oh, that's weird." Right? And then I watch in stunned silence. Why? Why me?

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What [laughter] did I What did I do, man? What did I do, man? What did I do?

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Okay. What are you doing now? I put my number in. You put your number in where?

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In there. And you expected what to happen? Well, I had to press you. You don't.

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Then what do you do? Just pick it up. that and then you would dial the number and it would ring if it were plugged up.

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Man, I wish I could see the TV while I was cooking. Oh [laughter] my god.

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E. [laughter] Well, there you go. [laughter] I can see the TV now. So, I'm looking at my dry shampoo on Ulta and I'm like, let's read some reviews. This is my favorite dry shampoo. Let's see what people have to

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say here. Oh, you can put pictures now. Okay. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, Larry likes it. Five stars.

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Okay. Yeah, Larry. Larry. Okay Larry. Okay Larry. Larry. Yeah. Okay, Larry. It's got to lock it. I open the fridge. I pull this out. I'm like, I wonder what my father packed.

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Let me just open this. [snorts] It's cheese. It's all cheese. It's cheese. [laughter] I ain't never been humiliated and embarrassed like that in my whole entire life. Thanks to you.

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Thanks to me. Yeah, thanks to you. You needed Turns out the doctors stopped um prescribing pain meds to patients that had breast implants.

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Um they technically really shouldn't need them because the do doctor already gave them a perky set.

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Good morning. Good morning. Oh, thank you. Good morning everyone. Look, I just got it for Christmas. It's my Stanley cup.

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So nice. Good morning everyone. Oh yeah, I got my new stand. Do you see?

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Wow. Now y'all look at this pizza they gave me. We We can pass this. Look at this.

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The toppings don't even come off. Calm down. Get your friends be looking. Hit it with it. This could be a party game for the birthday party. They they This piece they going to give me.

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Mind you, this is the second remake they made. Okay. It's burnt. This is This is Look at this.

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Domino's and Mary. Y'all got to do that. My boyfriend wants to know why I keep calling him baby daddy in all of my videos. And let me tell you why. Because how embarrassing how embarrassing would it be for me to talk about the father of

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my child and say my boyfriend. And then they say, "Oh, well, how long have y'all been together?" And I say, "Uh, almost 4 years." Now, if I said my fiance, I could understand. Husband, even better.

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Boyfriend, no. I have a baby with my boyfriend that I've been with for the past 4 years.

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I had a baby with my baby daddy until I get a ring. My daughter has uh decided to disown me now uh because I'm standing in Walmart laughing so hard. But oh my god, they're so funny, y'all.

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Okay, watch her go. Watch her go. And then her boyfriend. Watch her boyfriend. [laughter] Peel.

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Bananagrams. Let me check your board. I ain't never seen two pretty best friends. [laughter] Every time I pull it, [laughter] get the hell inside. [laughter] [ __ ] Is that supposed to be me?

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Oh my god. [laughter] I once was an owner of a toy, a particular adult toy, and I lost it about a year ago. Don't ask me how I lost it. I use it and I throw it over my

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shoulder and I go to sleep. But I'm currently moving and I've packed all my bags and I still have not been able to locate it. And I have a feeling when my furniture starts getting broken down that it's going to reveal itself.

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[snorts] And my dad is helping me move. And if he sees it, I'm gonna have to play dead. So, I really just, you know, I'm at a loss for words already because why is it lost in the first place? It's

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not like I travel with it. Why is it not here in my bedroom? Hey, Ryan, you're up.

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I'm up. I thought grandma was next. Grandma, what the hell? Wow. Oh, kids, cover your eyes.

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I thought Steve. Yes. Who's that from? Who's that from? Who's that from? Too far from Steve.

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Uh, give me just a moment, please. Okay. Sorry about that. I'm back. What can I get for you?

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Do you Okay. Sorry about that. I'm back. What can I get for you? Do you have Okay. Sorry about that. I'm back. What can I get for you? I Okay, sorry about that.

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Hello. I'm back. What can I get for you? Okay. I think Tori's on one right now.

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Can you give me a moment, please? Sorry about that. I'm back. What can I get for you?

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Okay. Sorry about that. I'm back. What can I get for you? Let me get a team member to better assist you.

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Thanks, Dory. It's the weirdest thing. I heard someone chewing. Then I found this and I just don't know who it could be.

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Show me your teeth. Was it you? Oh my god. Oh my god. Scout. Drop the butter. Drop [laughter] the butter.

Speaker A

Oh my god. He's eating the whole snake. Hey, Scout. Oh my god, scout. Oh [laughter] my.

Speaker A

Oh my god. Whoa. Yo, dudes, the empire's pretty chill. Maybe you could like join it or something.

Speaker A

Dad, what happened? I'm freaking out. Oh, what? I You know how you can get your eyebrows like painted in to cover up the scar that I have?

Speaker A

Yeah, don't do that. I did it and I'm not going to go in public for a month. It's Dad, they're black.

Speaker A

Let me see. No, it's so bad. I don't want to see it. Dad, I cried all day. [clears throat] Oh. Oh my god.

Speaker A

Dad, what do I do? Nene. Nini, you made him black? Yeah, but that's not good with your blonde hair that looks like fake.

Speaker A

[clears throat] On today's edition of New Constructions, who allowed you to make decisions. Look at all these doors.

Speaker A

What are these doors? Closet. Pantry. Closet. Pantry. Double doors. Laundry room. Yep. Makes sense.

Speaker A

This door is a fulls size door. What's behind this door? The [ __ ] are you supposed to use that for other than storing like Swiffers?

Speaker A

Nothing's fitting in there. Swallowed up. Have you ever been swallowed up? Have you gone through a time of swallowing where everything was overwhelming and you I just got several questions about this. So, that's my house. Well, what was my house? Um, a couple days ago it

Speaker A

burned down, but that's besides the point right now. Um, I I I'm not even mad right now. I'm not even crying about it. I'm actually kind of laughing. I just want to know what was going through the Amazon driver's head when he did

Speaker A

this. And honestly, I want to know what Amazon driver it was. Cuz I mean, they did their job. Like they that was the definition of I did my [ __ ] job. But um you just walked up and was like, "Yep,

Speaker A

this will work." Like I'm sure that Amazon driver was confused as hell and had no idea what to do in this situation, but like um yeah, I I ended up getting the package, but yeah.

Speaker A

[laughter] Why? [laughter] Oh my god. [laughter] Wait, wait, wait. That's the best part. [laughter] [laughter] Oh my god.

Speaker A

[laughter] This is what I look like. [clears throat] [snorts] This is beautiful. I know.

Speaker A

A work of art. Be really careful moving it because if you chip the paint, you're going to be really pissed.

Speaker A

All right. Say bye to the camera. Bye. [laughter] Stay hydrated. 5 gallons of hydration.

Speaker A

Okay. But did you even attend public school when you were younger? If you weren't forced to run the mile, even though you wore jeans and bear paws, not Uggs, Bearpaws, to school every Monday, the mile.

Speaker A

When you buy your daughter a last minute gift at the dollar store cuz she loves dinosaurs, but have no idea that this is what it does. Turn it on.

Speaker A

just the [laughter] push. [snorts] [laughter] What is happening? Yeah, I don't know. Cali, [laughter] and that's what happens when you buy a dinosaur at the Dollar Tree. [laughter] Guys, guys, let me tell you something. I took this picture of the Wi-Fi password

Speaker A

like five years ago [laughter] when I was in Morocco and they're refusing to keep it on their phone. They keep on asking me for 5 years, guys. Five years for this one picture I took when I went there for vacation.

Speaker A

Seven hours away. And they're asking you for the Wi-Fi password. Asking you for the Wi-Fi password for my grandma's house, bro. Grandma's house.

Speaker A

that I go I go to them once every four years. This is the picture in questions.

Speaker A

This is the picture with my uncle throwing the peace sign. This is the picture that they refuse to keep on their phone. I sent this to them so many times, guys. I live in New York asking me their password.

Speaker A

Bro, I just wanted to tell y'all how this is not lotion. This is marshmallows.

Speaker A

Marshmallows. How did you melt marshmallows and get them on your feet? No. No. No. No. How are marshmallows on your toes?

Speaker A

No. How are marshmallows on your toes? No. What you mean? NO. WHO ARE YOU, BILL? NOT A SCIENCE GUY.

Speaker A

LIKE, HOW DID YOU DO THAT? Tell me why. I'm trying. Bro, I had a package. I had a package in here. So, they was like, I'm already late as this key will not come out. Literally like this key. Hold

Speaker A

on. They said to open turn that way and then key will remain in lock at the opening door.

Speaker A

Oh okay. Oh key will remain in lock at the opening door. [ __ ] Okay. I mean Okay. Never mind.

Speaker A

We we we in a we in a situation. We in a tough situation right now.

Speaker A

Dollar $1 go there. Hey, Maple. What? Um this is your coin box, right? Yeah.

Speaker A

For coins. And you wanted to count your coins right? Yeah. And then we found all of this in your coin box. Where did you get this?

Speaker A

I found them. Where? I found them around the house. Did you look? I even found gold ones.

Speaker A

Oo, they don't tell you you need help. Like, it's crazy. I've been in this position before and it took a minute. Oh my god.

Speaker A

This is I was crying in my house. The only good thing is that the bottom ain't dirty cuz I never wore it before.

Speaker A

It's coming. I feel it a little bit. Yeah, I feel it too. Like back here.

Speaker A

Your heel is coming up. But that's the part. Your heel is right here. Yes.

Speaker A

You might have to like bend your like heel out. Yeah. Okay. No, this is a joke. [laughter] This is This IS [laughter] This even This is Are you ready?

Speaker A

It's recording. This is a list of all the things that the person who broke into my car on Christmas Eve didn't steal. My Pokemon cards.

Speaker A

All of the straws I get from Tim Hortons. My skeleton bag full of poop bags for dogs.

Speaker A

My Encounter watch from Five Below. Wow. All of the receipts I get from gas stations because I think I need them.

Speaker A

And this poncho. The poncho. What did they take? Nothing. Cuz I don't have anything else in here.

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