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Hey guys, I'm on tour Australia style. Shamp, uh, August 14th in Melbourne at the MCEC is where I'm going to be playing. Great venue.
Bad Friends podcast Ep 331 discusses soccer, World Cup reactions, cultural shaming, and tour dates with humor and candid banter.
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Key Takeaways
- Soccer has become a surprising interest for the hosts, sparking lively discussion.
- World Cup outcomes provoke strong cultural reactions, including public shaming.
- Shaming is viewed as a culturally relevant response to sports failures in some countries.
- The podcast blends humor with candid opinions on sports, culture, and social behavior.
- Merchandise and tour promotion are integrated naturally into the episode.
What the video covers
- Hosts promote their Australia tour dates and merchandise at the start.
- They discuss their growing interest in soccer and recent World Cup matches.
- The hosts comment on Mexico's fan celebrations and the impact of soccer culture.
- They talk about Argentina's Messi, praising his skills and longevity in the sport.
- Discussion on Korea's early World Cup exit and the harsh public reaction in Seoul.
- Hosts debate the role of shaming in sports culture, especially for countries like Korea and the USA.
- They humorously suggest consequences for losing teams, including cultural-specific shaming rituals.
- The conversation includes light-hearted and irreverent commentary on players, coaches, and fans.
- The transcript reflects the casual, comedic style of the Bad Friends podcast.
- Soccer serves as a backdrop for broader cultural observations and comedic exchanges.
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You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots? A white dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
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You two are something. We're bad friends. You know, I got to tell you something.
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I've been watching more soccer than ever now. Good. It's blown my mind how much soccer I'm watching. What's blown your mind about it?
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That I'm interested in it. Yeah, it's very interesting. Only when it's on TV. Oh, you can't see clips.
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I watch the game, but I don't want to engage in all the nuance. Yeah, I was at the We Spa last night. I saw the Mexico game.
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Yeah, I watched the Mexico game from the hotel. And there's a lot of Mexican people that work at We Spa that went, "Yeah."
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I go, "Pick up the towel." Pick up the towel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, what are we doing here?
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How do you say ape in Spanish? How do you say ape? Mono, but it's not that mono.
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They went, "I'm late." I was late on that. You were late. Yeah. Yeah. I'm literally looking at the towels at We Spa. None of them are done.
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All right. No. No. Let's just get this off my chest. Right. And everyone is watching the game.
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Yeah, they're watching the game. Yeah. Yeah. Do the towels first. They can't do the towels. Look at those guys. They were losing their mind. I watched the news. I was in Northern California and they were talking about riots in LA in North Hollywood.
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I loved it. They were doing donuts. They were breaking stuff. Every time there's a Mexico game, you can tell. You can tell there's a Mexico. Look at that guy.
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He's got Agent Orange on his face or whatever. I don't know what that is, but that's how they celebrate.
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He's just as he came from work. Yeah, that was in North Hollywood. That was like Van Nuys. They said that's insane. Yeah.
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Po is it Poma? Yeah. But you know who they play next? Who? Mexico. Who do they play?
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Sunday England. Oh yeah. Oh, it's over. Let's see what happens. Yeah, it's over then.
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Let's just see what happens. Although this pot will already be out by the time this happens. So, wow. Wow.
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What a game. What a wonderful game. Mexico won. It was cool to see Messi. I'll say that.
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That was cool to see. Yeah, I know. Greatest ever touch of soccer. He's 40 and he's still [ __ ] I know. He's great. He's great. He's great. He's great. He's one of the greatest of all time.
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No, no, he's the greatest. No, it goes Messi, Maradona. I know him all. He's the best.
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Yeah, he's undoubt. Every soccer player ever has said he's the greatest. Yeah, he is. You have Zinedine Zidane. You got, yeah, you got all those guys.
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But my point though is he is, but he is 40. Okay. Can you imagine me on a soccer field?
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That's crazy to play with. He's playing with 19-year-olds. I know. And he's cooking them. Like he's cooking at 40 years old. How does he do this?
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He's just born that way. I love when they cut to his wife. They go miss and miss Messi loves it as well.
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She's bouncing up and down having the time of her life. Yeah. I will say this about his wife. Yeah.
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And I mean this, beautiful. Very unattractive. Well, no. No. She's so gorgeous, dude. You know what they're called?
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The hottest couple in the world. They're called WAGs. Wives and girlfriends. Yeah. Yeah. The wives and girlfriends.
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Oh, you know? Yeah. WAGs are in all sports. Oh, [laughter] that was only, I thought that was only soccer. There's WAGs in basketball.
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Baseball. Baseball, too. Oh, really? Look at his body. Yeah. Jeez. Look at that body.
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Jim. Yeah. His legs. They don't even show his legs. Can you imagine the sex that they get to have?
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I've never imagined that. How? Tell me how good is it? I'd love to just, I'd love to cuck that.
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Yeah. How big is his balls? Like a soccer ball? I guarantee he has tiny little balls.
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No. No. No, because when you're running a lot, your balls got to get... I would, if I was him, I would make my balls look like soccer balls.
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Paint your tattoos. Yeah. Paint your... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Argentina won. And the other one, uh, Miami.
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Yeah. Yeah. FC Miami FC. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I love about it too is that, you know, Korea's out.
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Korea's way out. And when they landed in Seoul, did you see the airport, right? People were there going, "You're a loser." [laughter] "You're a disgrace." That's great.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, they [ __ ] shame. People are screaming. You know what I mean?
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Wow. Yeah. They're met with insults. Insults and harassment. Harassment. Wow. That's so sad.
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Look. Wait. Wait. Pause. He motivates. That's the coach's nose. Do you know why his nose is that long?
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Is he a liar? He's a liar. He's a liar. What did he lie about?
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[cheering] I got to tell you something. This is awful. No, I think it's good.
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These guys, they worked so hard. It doesn't matter. The World Cup was ruined because of you. One person just said, "Yeah," [laughter] "the World Cup was ruined." Ruined. And it was ruined.
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No, it was. It was ruined for Koreans. Nobody thought the Koreans were going to go far.
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Do we have Son, right? We have one guy from the Wolverhampton Wanderers. Forget his name.
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Look at... They won't even show us. They won't even show the face. [laughter] It's for Koreans. It's a disgrace.
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All right. And what I'm gonna say as a Korean, we do good food, film.
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Good film. Good food. Good food. Right. Samsung, Hyundai. Right. Get to the [ __ ] knockout stages. That's all we ask.
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You didn't do it. Yeah. If you lost against Argentina, if you lost against France, fine.
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Fine. Fine. Right. That's right. But who do they... They lost against Mexico. Yeah, Mexico's good, though.
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I know. But it was the goalkeeper's fault. The coach hired him. Oh, so it's the coach's fault.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, what my point is is that I think there isn't enough shaming going on.
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More shame. Yeah. Yeah. I think more shame. You know what I mean? And let me tell you something.
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I think that if the USA lose, shame. No. They don't get to go to a Cracker Barrel ever again for five years.
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Oh my god. Yeah. There should be consequences. Costco, Cracker Barrel. What else? Walmart. You're not allowed to go in.
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Those are American things. No more ammo. No more ammo. No more that. Right. You get shamed. Shame.
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Public. No. I think it's right for certain cultures. Koreans. Yes. Yes. You have to shame.
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But Americans here, you know, soccer isn't our thing. If it was a world football, American football thing. Yes.
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I'd be... I think we should shame them. And Germany lost. You know what's going on with them.
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Yeah. Right on. Back to... And when Germany goes back to [ __ ] You know what I mean? Germany.
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They should go to Auschwitz. Yeah, they [laughter] hit the trains. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You betrayed your people. [laughter] They should go to Auschwitz.
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They have to. Yeah. Like at least a year. Okay. Not death, right? But like, you know what I mean?
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Hang out there. Right. You lost to what? Paraguay. Yeah. Who did they lose to? Paraguay, right? He goes another Netherlands lost.
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Netherlands did lose. Yeah. Who did they lose against? Morocco. Morocco. That was a good... Where do the Netherlands go?
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Where are they not allowed to go? Yeah. When they go back to the Netherlands, the shaming ritual, what should it be?
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No brothel for a year. [laughter] I was going to say for them it'd be being around any minority whatsoever.
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Yes. 'Cause the Netherlands is like all white. They don't let anybody in. I think shaming is lost in the World Cup.
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We need more shame. I think we need more shame. You have 'cause if Ko...
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Yeah. Maybe it would have I think maybe it would have helped. It would have helped.
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They would have rung a little more. They would have ran a little bit more.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think there needs to be more shaming in the World Cup.
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I agree. Now you got me on your team. I think high shame. Yeah. If you're [ __ ] Russian, [snorts] right? You lose, you go into goolog.
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Let me tell you something. Yeah. If Russia Yeah. They I don't think they're in it.
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They will get killed. I think they do get murdered. I'm not even kidding. Yeah. I think they actually do that. I think because I'll tell you what, and this is the truth, okay? When North Korea lost to 8-1, I think it was against
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Portugal. Oh, yeah. They said you remember that and they said they won. They said they won.
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Yeah. [laughter] But every player and the coach went into manual label after that for a year.
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They had to move rocks. They went to a mining They went to a mining facility.
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Saddam Hussein did it with Iraq. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's those are I think that's fair.
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So what did he do? Suffered brutal treatment of poor performances. His son Uday Hussein who headed the Iraqi Olympic Committee reportedly tortured in prison and beat national soccer players and coaches following embarrassing losses or failure to qualify for major
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tournament. We got to bring that back. We got to go back. [laughter] Use Hussein.
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U Yeah. Yeah. What do you think? Handsome guy. Yeah. So if the USA loses, what do you think? Yeah, I think we do need to shame and beat them.
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Yeah, not beat them. We don't do that in this country. Why not? What? That's right. Why not? Why not?
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You know, Guantanamo Bay, get down there. Yeah, you got to get down there, right?
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Cuz people have been imprisoned for less. For way less. Yeah. You are representing your country. [laughter] Best country in the world.
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You're You're representing your country. Millions of people rely. They need this, right? They need it, dude. In this economy, what's that?
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That's a soccer player who didn't do [laughter] well. Yeah. Yeah. He didn't do well. Yeah.
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Yeah. Last World Cup. Yeah. He's like, I was on the bench. I didn't play one second. [laughter] Doesn't matter.
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You go to [ __ ] Guana Bay, right? How many soccer players look at it? That that should that's right now the South Korean soccer team [laughter] and they have to sit like that.
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They sit like that. And I guess guess what? When you do that, the next World Cup, they get to the [ __ ] final. Do they have to sit like that for 4 years until the next World Cup?
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They'll get a new crop of players. Ah, but you what you do is you get the new crop of players and you show them what happened to the old crop of players.
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Yeah. Egas, look at this goolog propaganda. Do you remember him? He was the forward for you and our team.
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One of the best in the world. In the best of the world. This is what happens to you.
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I did watch I'm catching up on um Margot has money problems. Oh, El Fanning show.
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Good. Oh, it's No, it's not good. It's amazing. I think it's incredible. It's well done. She is such a good actress.
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Nick Offerman is phenomenal. And the F Dog, it's a great show, dude. But I will say El Fanning carries this show in a way where I'm like, every time she's on camera, I'm like, oh, she's the best.
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She's so good. Her she delivers the lines, you believe every second of her character.
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I found her to be extremely beautiful. She is. I know, but like extra. She's so good in the show. Like if I was on an island, right, and there was 10 women of the hottest women, right? And she was one of them. And they said, "You
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have to I don't know why I'm making this up, but like on an island, [laughter] right?
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It's probably You guys probably share the fantasy." Not an island, a peninsula. Even better. [laughter] Is that Is that better? Sure.
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We're on a peninsula. On a key. You're in a key. In a key. Okay, good.
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A key. Is that fine? Yes. Yeah. I'm in a key. A key. A key. Right.
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A key. Aki, right? I think I would choose her over the nine other beautiful women.
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Wow. Yeah. Who are the other nine? [laughter] I know. Just think of the most nine most beautiful women in the world.
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Done. Yeah. Margot Robbie over her. Over her. Galado. Over. Not Not because of the look.
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[laughter] You know I said I set it up. Yeah. You set it up right there.
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Yeah. How about you and Aki? Me and Aki. You're not You're not with your wife anymore.
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And I'm on a key with 11. He sadly passed away. Nine. Would you kill her?
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No. Nine beautiful women. 10 beautiful women. 10 beautiful women. Yeah. Yeah. Who am I picking?
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Yeah. Who you picking? This is how Facebook has started. [laughter] Kind of. I think this is kind of how Facebook started.
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Hot or not. Right. Uh can I be honest with the group? I just And I don't want anyone to go, "No, you're wrong." I I think I'm in an honesty I'm in an honesty phase with myself.
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I know the gold rings are doing something for you, right? So I'm I'm in an honesty phase for to myself. Let's just be truthful for a moment. Okay.
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Okay. I'm ugly. No. Yeah. Now see see that. See? No. I'm ugly. Okay. Okay. By every metric [laughter] of handsome, I do not hit.
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No, that's Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Jawline. You have no jawline. Yeah. Exactly. Right. Height. You're very [laughter] tiny.
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Yeah. Okay. In every metric. And then people go, "Oh, no. But you're cute." Yeah. Le Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos are cute. You wouldn't [ __ ] [laughter] them.
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You wouldn't [ __ ] a little boo boo. Okay. How about this? Obviously, you're incorrect because you have a girlfriend who's very pretty.
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It's clout. Fame. That's it. You think if you had none of those things, Nope.
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She would never be with you. Hell no. Hell no. [laughter] And why can't I be right? Yeah. No. No.
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Flags. No. No. Fact. Why can't people just be honest with themselves? I don't think you're ugly.
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Yeah. Yeah. I am ugly. You're like an artist, though. You're like a stinky cheese. People still like that.
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Yeah. Yeah. Worse. You're blue cheese. I'm blue cheese. Not everyone's going to get Garonzola. I'm Gorgonola. But what my point though being is why can't we be honest with them ourselves?
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You I I think you're I think I I I listen Okay, I'm ugly. You're not ugly and I'm fine with it. Okay, I have other attributes, right? Yeah.
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But in the marketplace, if I wasn't who I am, okay, I [laughter] don't like that.
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I I I I know you don't like it. I'm fine with it. Why Why are you Because it's the truth. Did you look in the mirror and have like some thinking?
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I was staring at myself in the mirror at the spa. You finally cleaned them.
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[laughter] Yes. You're a meanie weenie today. Yeah. Me so mean. All right. And I looked at myself and I objectively said, "Yeah, I'm pretty ugly." No.
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Okay, then give me give me the counter. Um, you are in great I'm talking about physically.
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You're in great shape for a man of your age. Most men in your age range are not in your shape.
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That's true. Average weight of a 54 year old who's 5 foot three. You have to say man, too.
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Korean. Korean. Korean. Say Korean. Male. All right. An average weight of a 54 year old Korean. 53y old 54 year old Korean.
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Yeah. Is 112 to 136 pounds. I weigh 155. H. So I'm fat. You're not fat.
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Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm fatter than the average. Mhm. No, I don't believe that. Yeah. Well, it's we You're going to refute AI?
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No. I'm not saying this in a negative way. I have high self-esteem. It's not from AI. It's from the Trunk Tomio Dong Cardiff Center.
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Yeah. Yeah. And that's the best [ __ ] center for that. It is. Yeah. Yeah. The Kronite is the best for that. Okay.
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Look at Look at the statistics here. I I can't read that map [laughter] at all.
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Yeah. Or that whatever that is. Right. But let's just be honest with ourselves. Okay.
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I'm ugly. You're not ugly. Okay. Well, give me You haven't given me any other [ __ ] Give me Give Give it to me from a physical standpoint.
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You have nice eyes. You got great hair. If I was If I Let's Okay. I need Okay. I'm 55 years old. I'm working at Chipotle, but not even in the front counter. You're cooking?
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You know, I'm in the back washing dishes. Oh, wow. Okay. I'm making 12250 an hour.
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Yeah. Nothing wrong with that. All right. You mean I have to I have no vehicle.
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Mhm. Okay. I have to walk 5 miles home. Were you in prison for a long time?
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No. No. No. No. [laughter] Yeah. Why are you in this position? If I was in this position, right, there would be no aspects.
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I did disagree. Someone would someone would find you very attractive. By the way, there there's a woman that works at that same Chipotle, Cheryl, who's half Asian. You know, she just came to this country right?
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She just got a job there. She works at the front and she goes, you know, she's 311 and she has a flat nose.
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[laughter] And she says they're I'm talking about she says to her cooworker, "You know who I find hot?" The guy in the back, he's funny.
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Can I Can I Can I propose something else to you? I think it's not just fame.
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Can I just propose something else to you? Okay. What? Have I dated over the years beautiful women?
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Of course. That's what I'm talking about. But even before you were famous. Yeah. Yeah. Trang, you know I mean who works at the, you know what I mean?
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Chipotle right? Trang, right? It's 311, right? One eye missing right? She has [ __ ] bullet hole wounds, right? Got shot.
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Yeah. Yeah. A titty blown off. I mean, there's problems. There's problems. Yeah. Yeah. I'm not going to be able to get, you know, I mean, the access to women that I find attractive. You you dated hot women before you got famous?
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No way. I was in the Yeah, I did. Yeah, you did. Yeah, but I was in the trajectory of fame.
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Okay. When you were in high school? No. Nothing. Zero. Nothing. You suck those guys dicks.
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Yeah. [laughter] Were they hot? Probably a little. I I think that I was the founder of the TFL movement.
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I'm one of the founders. You don't have to Google it. I'll tell you what it is.
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[laughter] Okay. No, I'll look it up, too. Look it up. It's You're not going to find it.
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[laughter] Temple Fork Outfitters. No, no, no, no, no. See, that's what I'm saying. All right.
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What's a TFO movement? No. I have to say TFL. TFL. TFL. What's a TFL movement?
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We'll see if you can find it. Transport for London. No, no, no. Total [ __ ] loser.
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Oh, cut [snorts] it up. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Um, yes. Where did this come from? Where is this coming from? It's coming from reality.
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I don't like it. You may may or may not like the truth. All right. But here it is. Okay.
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You don't You don't know the truth. I know you're You can't handle the truth.
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Is that the line? Yeah. You can't handle the truth. Sorry, I [ __ ] up that line. All right.
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The truth is is that I was a co-founder founder of the TFL movement. All right.
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And because I've had success, it doesn't immediately take you out of the TFL movement. you once you're a part of the movement, you're always a member.
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You can never graduate. You can never graduate. What? Yeah. Who's the other co-ounded with?
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What? You said you're a co-founder. Who else did you found it with? [laughter] I don't know who the other founder cuz I we at back then we can't look at each other.
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[laughter] Oh, so back then there was no internet. Uh yeah. So we didn't know who the other founders are, right? But through the internet I have found the other founders.
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Oh, you slowly found your Yeah. Yeah. So when I look at certain internet videos, I go, "Yeah, can I send you one?" Yeah.
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Internet video. Sure. Yeah. Yeah. A Tik Tok video. And I re I realize this through this man through one man on Tik Tok.
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Well, one man on Tik Tok. And I will show you. Sorry, my bad. Uh, your network is unstable. It says, "Okay, it sounds like everything is Oh, here we go. I will send it to you right now. Uh, hold on.
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I'm going to send this to Carlos Herrera. And I'm going to tell you who else is in this group. The TFL movement, too.
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I think this age of personal empowerment self-improvement manifestation, you ignore the truth, right? And the truth is this, okay, is I'm a [ __ ] loser.
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I disagree. Yeah. And and and you know what? I'm fine by it. You mean physically because you're I'm talking physically internally.
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Every other metric of your life. Friends, community, job, career. And I'll tell you why.
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Huge success. I'll tell you why. It's all shame. [snorts] Shame based. And because of shame, because of shame, right, I can endure so much shame.
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Right. Right. That I've gotten to the status that I've gotten to. Maybe you should coach the the the Korean uh Yeah, [laughter] I'm going to coach the Korean team.
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You would be good. Yeah, I think I would be good. I think that's a good call back. Korea, if you're listening, right, I'm coaching the next team.
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Rename the team the TFL because we'll never win a game. We'll never win a game.
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Yeah, that's a good thing. I'm going to put every position in their opposite position.
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Okay. You're a center forward, you're goalkeeping [laughter] right? You're a right wing, you're a left back.
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All right. Every position is going to be wrong, right? I'm I'm going to put women in it.
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Okay. [laughter] Anyway, I don't know if this is funny what I'm saying. It is, but it's sad because I don't buy into this.
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Oh, you might not buy into it. This is what I'm feeling as of late.
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A beautiful woman in your life who is your girlfriend and you tell me so her her attraction to you is invalid.
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She's wrong. I think there are exceptions to every rule. Well, there's no rule being broken.
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Yeah, there is. What is Don't date ugly Asian men. No, no, no. I think that um let's just be honest then if you want, right?
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Sure. Yeah. Every woman I dated, right, their dad was in Vietnam [snorts] at PTSD, right? Took that rage, you know? Yeah.
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Right. Threw it onto the daughter, right? And she's like, I don't want to date a you know what I mean? PTSD white man, right? Right. So they go to the Asian, right? And goes, you know what I mean?
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I'm rebelling. You're like a, "Hey, daddy, look who I'm dating." Right. They get all PTSD out, you know?
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[laughter] Right. Right. They they smell Agent Orange. You know what I mean? They smell like, you know, it's Agent Orange.
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Whatever. [laughter] Agent Orange, whatever. Yeah. I mean, they hear bullets, explosions, right? When they go, "Here, daddy. Look." Right. They get back into that. Right. Here's another thing.
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Flashbacks, right? The white women that I've dated, right, had a dream of getting out of white.
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They want to get away from white. Right. So, they grew up in the Midwest.
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All they saw was white people. And every once in a while, they'll go, "You know what? I'm tired of white people." Right.
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Right. I'm going to go with the opposite. Okay. But there's no other exceptions outside of those two.
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But most of time it goes to black culture. You're you're interesting. You're there. That's a real left turn.
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Yep. You're the farthest left turn. I say far east. East far east. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the I'm the farthest east that you can turn.
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So a far right turn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Far right. Far right. And you are far right.
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No, I'm liberally I'm liberally. I'm li politically I'm liberal. Okay. But yeah. So um I know people don't want to hear this because I feel good about myself.
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So your your positioning your position is is you're okay with telling yourself that you're ugly.
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It's being objective and more of us should tell ourselves that we're ugly. I think that people should just be honest with themselves about their looks because you see a lot of mid I'm sorry I'm going to say something
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maybe controversial, right? But you see a lot of Tik Tok I see a lot of Tik Tok maybe too much.
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Yeah. Okay. Maybe too much. All right. I see a lot of midw women going, "Yeah, I need a guy that makes 3 million a year who's 6'2." It's like, "No, you're ugly and you should be dating men that are ugly."
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Yeah. Right. And I and I'm saying that I'm want to be honest with myself.
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Right. Right. And I go, I got lucky. I took some risks. Yeah. Right. But objectively, I'm not If you look up handsome, what the Let's see if I hit any of the lists.
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What does it mean to be handsome? Is subjective though. No, it's not. There's no objectivity.
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Objectively handsome. No, not Asian actors. Just say what is the objectively objectively handsome? What What does it mean to be objectively handsome?
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Yeah. In America today, handsome describes a man with classic dignified aesthetic appeal, often characterized by strong facial symmetry and proportion. Unlike Stop there. Stop there. I don't hit those.
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You're pretty symmetrical. Yeah. In a mythological way. That's right. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. This This is for humans.
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Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is for humans. You have a very classic appeal.
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Yeah. Yeah. I don't live in like a tutorial [ __ ] you know, I mean, forest, right?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you could and I will. [laughter] And I will. So, go keep going. Uh, unlike hot, which focuses on overt sex appeal, or cute, which leans towards a youthful or smaller features, which you've been called. Handsome implies a
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refined, more permanent sense of good look. Exactly. Let's go. Um, authenticity and grooming. You have that. You're very authentic and you're very well groomed. You always smell good. The total package. You are a part of the total package. Emotional.
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No. No. Extend be. No. This is [ __ ] I don't think so. No. No.
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Is AI wrong? You going to say AI is a lie? If you're looking for defined aesthetic standards, it's it's Dude, are we out of your mind? Cuz I smell good. I'm [ __ ] hot.
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You do smell good. I know, but that's not I've I've been tricked by a smell before, buddy. Women like funny first.
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That's what they say. No, that's [ __ ] I believe it. No, no, I don't. I every funny No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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If you weren't funny, you'd be hideous. [laughter] Okay. Okay. So, if I wasn't funny, I would be very unattractive. It's it's a part of your your aura is that Okay. What I'm saying your funny is part of your looks.
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What I'm saying [laughter] is when I before I was a standup was I funny. Yes.
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More funny than most guys. So I you know I mean I would hit on girls right and they were like you know and they claim we funny is the thing right then a year later they'll have a boyfriend. The most
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unfunniest guy you've ever seen in your life. They eventually come around. Look what's happening now. No, what I'm saying is that they say I guess you know you guys aren't The funniest part about this is we're about to have one of the most handsome
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dudes on earth [clears throat] on the podcast. It's so funny. He's so handsome and talented. Pitch this to him. Get in here, Jimmy. Get him in here so we can This is going to be the best version of
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this guy needs some What's up? How are you, big dog? Good to see you.
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What's up, Jimmy? How are you, buddy? Okay, sit up set him set up in the blue chair.
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He needs to be a part of this. Uh great men have sat in those chairs. The blue. Blue. Blue. Go to the blue.
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Jack Black one. Jack Black sat in that. Oh, this is nice. It's nice, right? What a handsome guy.
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People think it might not be comfortable, but yet it is. Jimmy, put your earphones on if you want.
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You don't need to. If you don't, you don't have to. Going to ask you a question Jimmy.
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Yeah. Yeah. And there's no offense to the question I'm going to ask you. Okay.
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Okay. None at all. Okay. Am I objectively handsome in societal terms? [laughter] Already stop. [laughter] See, already I made my point because he's trying to say something positive.
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No, no, he's thinking. No. No. Think it's yes or no. He's thinking if I was Matt Refe, he would say yes immediately.
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Maybe he's not attracted to Matt Refe. Okay. He But Matt Refe is objectively handsome.
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Maybe not to him. Okay. So, go ahead. I would I would say [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you're coming in hot. Um, [laughter] I would I'd say objectively.
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Yeah. Yeah, maybe not. And and let me say something. I love Jimmy more than anyone else in this room.
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Because he's being honest. I'm But Jimmy doesn't know you. It doesn't matter. This is I'm talking about just on my physical appearance.
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Okay. Without knowing my personality. This is what we're talking about. You're adding in. Oh, can you do sketch?
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You can. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Does he have improv skills? No, I don't give a [ __ ] about that. Right. What I'm saying is, Jimmy, I'm not objectively handsome.
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[laughter] But, no, there's no butt. But you may have What do they say? But you may have sex appeal.
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Yes. Yes. Sex appeal. You've got sex appeal. Now, Jimmy has sex appeal and he's handsome, so he's in first place.
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Okay. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But you're still running, baby. You're still in the race.
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Okay, I want to say this. Okay, Jimmy. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Jimmy Tatro is on the show, by the way, ladies and gentlemen.
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Thank you, Jimmy. And and nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. I can't believe you guys have never met before.
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I feel like we've I feel like we've met We never met. [laughter] You've never met before?
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I I We never um [laughter] Good to see you though. Good to see you.
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Yeah. Yeah. Very handsome. Like Likewise. But um He means mentally. Yeah. Mentally. Okay. Mentally. So, um I I I don't want to be a downer, Jimmy.
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Yeah. [laughter] Okay. And we're gonna get into, you know what I mean? Yeah. Everything else. But I just want to say that if there was a hundred, we No one knew who the [ __ ] we were.
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Mhm. Right. And you took a hundred women from all over the world, right? [clears throat] Attractive women all over the world.
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Yeah. And took two photos of us from head to toe, and said, "Who's the most handsome between you and I?" Yeah.
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What do you think the answer will be? Well, but it's all over the world. So, remember, you're going to get some you're going to get some votes that he won't get.
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Okay. I know. But what do you think the vote what do you think it will be?
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I think maybe maybe you know [laughter] maybe like maybe like 70 30 75 25.
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Pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And that's all you And that's you. Yeah. [laughter] That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
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Okay. But that feel like I'm coming in in the middle of something. No. No. You're not coming in the middle of something. Really good to see you.
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Give give Jimmy a round of applause everybody. Thanks for coming. But this would be the same number.
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I was just getting from a stranger. I was just trying to get facts. This will be the same number with him and I. It would be a 7030.
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I don't think so. Yes, it would. Because I'll tell you why. Yes, it would. Dude, Jimmy, I'll tell you why.
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He has traditional handsome looks. Jimmy, I I'm saw you when you were in San Diego Baloa Theater.
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Baloa Theater. Yeah. Right. I was in the audience watching you perform. Mhm. And there was two women sitting next to me. This this is God honest truth. Mhm.
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They were very both attractive and they looked at me and they go, "Your guy, your friend on stage is hot." Because I'm on stage.
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No, you took out all the stuff. If you just said objectively what you asked him, same thing. 7030. Same numbers. Go ahead. Speak your truth. 7030. You and I.
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Maybe. Maybe a little. It might be a little a little more skewed. Maybe maybe 65.
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Okay. 6535. So I got five more percent, dude. [laughter] What was Thank you so much for being on.
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Welcome to the show, man. See, I'm trying. I'm Welcome to the show. I'm sweating over here.
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Yeah. Yeah. Don't be sweaty. Don't be sweaty. Don't be sweaty, man. Jimmy, this is the vibe of the show.
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This is the vibe of the show. We already got through all lot of our What was your stance on this?
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See, I'm I think he's extremely attractive. He's putting himself down for no reason. I think he's got so much uh I'm not being putting myself down. I'm being objectively honest.
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He's got a lot of Jenna Qua. You know, there's something about Bobby that's un it's un um when somebody says people have the X factor when it comes to talent, which you have. You're not a lot. You can't dictate what that is.
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He's got that for sex appeal. Women do find him attractive some a lot. A lot a lot.
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Yeah. That doesn't surprise me. That's why I said that's why I said the sex appeal.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But you said objectively. Yeah. That's what I said objectively. If if I did they didn't know Yeah. who I was. I think you I think the number would be closer to 99 to one. [laughter] I do globally historically.
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Historically in Rome. Let's not go let's not go back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In Rome any historical Mesopotamia.
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Yeah. Mesopotamia. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Right. And I'm okay with it. I have high self-esteem. Right. I have worth.
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Yeah. I walk around with my head up high. arms open with confidence. He always walks like this.
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Yeah. I always walk like that like a penguin. Okay. I see that's [laughter] I We haven't met but I have seen you walking.
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Exactly. I do that. Yeah. Because that's confidence. I have confidence. Right. Are you single?
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No. No. I'm I'm engaged. Is she Is the woman that came in here earlier? You're the one you're engaged with?
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No. Okay. Who is she? That's Lauren. Lauren, come out here for a second. Do you think he's going to bring his [ __ ] fiance to the show?
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No. No. Lauren, you don't have to be on screen. Just just can I see you?
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Oh, there's Hi, Lauren. That's Hi, Lauren. Just stay right there. You're your publicist, right?
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Yeah. She might She doesn't want to be on camera. She's not going to be on camera.
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Okay. Is she on camera? No. Okay. All right. So, we don't We can even bleep your name out, right? Can I ask a woman?
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[laughter] No. No. You're not going anywhere now. Yeah. Yeah. She can't even answer it.
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Okay. Yeah. Yeah. She knows better. She's a publicist. The last thing she wants to do is [laughter] Okay.
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Defame something. I understand. It's It's not defaming. I've accepted. I'm fine. Jimmy, how are how's your life?
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You know, it's it's uh life's good. Good. Yeah, life's good. Yeah. How you doing?
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Busy, boy. I feel great. I feel wonderful. Do you ever fast? Do I ever fast?
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Yeah. I did uh like a broth fast. A broth fast. For how long? Like like 36 hours.
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Chicken or beef? Uh [laughter] I think I alternated. Yeah, you got to keep switching.
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All my friends were on like a water fast like like a couple years ago. They were like, "We want to do this se they did like a 72-hour water." That's insane.
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And that sounded intense. 24 hours is the longest I've gone, but I do it once a week.
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Oh, really? Yeah. And then how do you feel after? Terrible. Hungry? Yeah. I feel absolutely terrible.
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So why do you keep doing it? I don't know why. Yeah. I have no Because you go on the internet, they say it's good for you.
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Yeah, they do. They do. But you're not feeling any any actual benefits. I think that I feel I haven't had diarrhea in a long time.
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Okay, that's a good thing. I haven't had diarrhea in a long time. That's good.
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My stool is perfect. Oh, pure perfection. Yeah, like solid. We're thinking about entering it into a contest.
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Yeah, I could win. After every stool, you you take a photo, send it to Jad GBT, say, "Give me a score out of 10." I do.
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Oh, I see what you've done there. That looks pretty good. Yes. Can I offer some suggestions?
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Of course I do that. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, we all do. Yeah. And then um I also um no processed foods.
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Unless they've been processed. Yes. If they're already processed, I eat them. What does that what does that entail though? Like like processed foods. So you're not eating like like chips like like like any No chips at all.
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No. No carbs. No carbs. Yeah. Yeah. At all. Unless I there Unless there are things that I'm eating that have carbs I'm not aware of.
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[laughter] Like he has he has pasta and bread and Yeah. Yeah. I'm not aware of those.
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[laughter] No. No. Here's the thing, Jimmy. I eat um Japanese purple potatoes. Got to have purple.
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Sweet potatoes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Those are good for you. You know, sardines salmon you mean avocado, things of that nature.
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I'm sure they have carbs, but you know what I mean. I'm trying to eat everything un organic.
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Lot of organ. Do you Are you a diet guy? I recently I did a blood test. Came back super high cholesterol-wise. Me too.
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And I was shocked cuz I thought I ate really well, but I wasn't being mindful of saturated fats.
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Mhm. So then I What are those? What are those? That's like, you know, butter has the most.
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So good. And what I didn't realize was like eggs. I was eating like four eggs a day. Each egg has like a gram and a half of saturated fat.
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Of saturated fat. What about egg white? Egg whites have none. So I'm fine with eating egg whites. So I kind of switched over. Cut back on red meat a little bit.
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I'm going to I'm going to die. I don't care. Yeah. I cheese. I like it.
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Cheese is also It's like all the fun stuff. Yeah, I don't eat any of that right now.
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It's been weeks. So, what do you Oh, you you said salmon and Japanese purple potatoes.
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What' you call me? [laughter] Purple potatoes. My dick's purple. Is it? Yeah, it really is. But anyway, let's move on from that pack. Um, why' you why you nodding your head?
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Well, I wish I had known that before you asked me [laughter] that. That would have given you some that would have given you some points.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. different color penis point. So, um, egg whites and So, what else are you So, steak also has saturated fats.
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Yeah, a lot. If you cut out the fat though in it, is that fine?
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That helps. It helps. It helps if you eat leaner meat. If I eat leaner meat. Okay.
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Yeah. I think do what you feel is right and then you'll die. So, who cares?
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Yeah. It's not going to matter. You got to be on camera a lot. That's why you're doing it.
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It was more because I mean I thought I was I thought I was eating well and then I saw that and I was like, "Oh." Do you and your your wife soon to be do the thing where you meal prep and meal plan
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together? No. Okay. Is she wild card? She eats whatever she wants. She she likes to cook.
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Uhhuh. I uh like to eat what she cooks. Yeah. And then if she's out of town, I'm I'm a big Postmates guy.
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Big Postmates. What do we Postmates? Yeah. Yeah. Me, too. I'll do all of it.
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I do all of it, too. Yeah. Yeah. But it's bad because there's nothing good on there really. It's usually pretty bad [ __ ] on there.
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No. You know what I do? I I Postmates arrowan. That I do as well.
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Thank you. On the road. I haven't What do you mean when you're out of town?
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From now on, when I go out of town, canned sardines in my [ __ ] bag.
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That's all you're having. Canned sardines. Or do you bring them with? Yeah, I'm going to bring them with.
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Sir, do you have any hazardous materials in this carry-on luggage? I have 50 cans of sardines.
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Yeah. I hope that's okay. That's insane that you do that now. Are you ever hungry and then you're like and you just check your pockets and like, "Oh, thank God." And you have a pack of sardines. Couple of loose
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You really are. And a lot of my memories growing up is with the Mountain Dew.
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They've been tasting great since 48, man. Oh my god. 1948. And let me say something, not 18, 19. Okay. And I'm going to say this too, right? When you taste a Mountain Dew, you know exactly what you're getting.
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You do. That citrus fresh taste. You can do the dew. You know, and you know, the two brothers created Mountain Dew deep in the foothills of Tennessee. They should get uh get prepared because we should create that. We're two brothers and we should
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That's quint.com quinc.com/badfriends. quint.com/bad badfriends. Yeah, I'm I I'm trying to I don't know what I'm doing. Yes, you can bring carry but it's risky. Why?
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Because it goes over the [laughter] million. You can bring sardines in your carry-on, but it's risky.
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It's very risky. [laughter] Just go water. The water goes over the ounce limit. Oh, [ __ ] What if you can't check in your bag?
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What you should do is just keep them all in your mouth the whole flight. Swallow when you're hungry.
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You don't check your bag. Yeah. You don't check. You don't check them. He never I only do carryon. No. Like a hobo. Yeah.
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I have a stick and a little bag and I I walk across a little bag.
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He takes a train to LAX. Yeah. train hops all the way down there. Yeah. Yeah. But I um You don't ever check a [ __ ] bag.
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No. Never. Unless we have to when we're on a big tour. If we're going on around the world.
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Yeah. What about Australia? Are you going to check one? Don't do it. Yes. Try to see if you can get away with it without doing it.
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Be so funny to try to do that. Well, how long are you be there for?
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Two weeks. Easy money. You can do laundry at a venue. Yeah. I laundry it.
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I think you should. I think you don't need to do the laundry. You got to check two weeks.
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No. I'll tell you why. Very good question, Jimmy. [laughter] Right. Yeah, very good question.
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Yeah, thank you. Okay, so you see that? See this size four? No, that's not the [laughter] It's not the shoe, Jimmy.
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It's the jeans. I have raw denim on. I bring one pair of jeans. Ah, okay. So, I can fade them.
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All right. So, all I have to do is put shirts in. Mhm. Underwear, too. Yeah.
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Underwear and socks. That's That's true. Cuz the pants that's that's what takes up the most space.
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Exactly. Well, you when you're on the show for two weeks, how many pants do you bring?
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I bring too many pants. Ex But he's a hot guy. Hot guys have too many pants. Just said it again.
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Hot guy. Yeah. Yeah. You're hot guy. Yeah, because hot guys ugly dudes. One pair.
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One pair. [laughter] I'll do two. That's the other 5%. Yeah. You said hat guy. And in my head I'm going, why do hat guys have more pants?
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No, you're hot. Hot guy. Hot guy. Hot guy. Hot guy. Hot guy. Let me ask a brass tax real fast.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. How fun was it working with Will Ferrell for real? It was great.
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Best thing ever. Yeah. I've never met him. Coolest guy in the world. He's He's the best.
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Have you met him? Yeah. But you know, I've never met him in passing. It's not a real I've never even been around him.
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No way. Yeah. I have a hard time believing that. That's the 100% truth. I've never been seen him or I mean the other day I saw Vince Vaughn. Yeah.
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That has nothing to do with Will Ferrell. I know, but I'm I'm just telling you.
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I get the association. [laughter] Legendary comedy guys. Tall. Tall. Tall. No, what I'm saying is is that I'm I'm telling you how close to proximity I've been.
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I can't to the top. The degrees of Yeah. Yeah. This was my fifth time working with him.
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See, you're hot. Hot. [laughter] I mean, that's that's what Will wants. He wants I know he does.
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Surrounded by hot because he's got to be the ugly. This is the fifth time. But first TV series.
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This is his first I think. Like it's his first series. That's like his series.
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That's crazy to think about. Why? Because in my mind, I think for sure he's had a television show before, but now he's a movie star and then he never the first entry does big big mass movies.
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At least that I know of. I don't know if he's had like a The Hawk now on Netflix right now.
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Yeah, I know that he or maybe The Shrink Next Door. Is that a Is that a show?
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Yeah. Yeah. Was he Oh, yeah. He was the series regular on that. And then he off obviously like eastbounded down, but I think this is like But it's his lead show. This is like He is the Hawk.
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Yeah, he is the Hawk. We did an advertisement for your show. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was fun to do.
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How did it go? We wore the hat. No, we wore the hat. We wore the hat and we had a good time doing it.
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Yeah, because we're proud of you. We are very proud. And congratulations. Where'd you guys shoot most of the show?
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All in LA. Everything in LA. The whole thing in LA except we shot at TGL. Um Oh, in Florida.
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In Florida. So we did like the last couple days we would go out and during the commercial breaks we would shoot at TGL. So the boys got the boys got the hats on.
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There you go. Good job boys. Way to be team players. Yeah. Luke Wilson. Yeah. It's funny cuz Owen has a golf show and then Luke's doing this to combat it which is very funny.
Speaker A
Yeah. That's amazing. Almost like a [ __ ] you. What's Luke like? Luke is cool. I mean he's uh he's an interesting dude. He's like very casual and like chill.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's good. And laidback. Yeah, exactly like his brother. And he's uh definitely the best at golf out of out of the three of us.
Speaker A
Oh, really? Yeah, he's actually quite Are they better than Andrew? Have you played with Andrew?
Speaker A
I I don't know if he's I I think he's pretty good. Yeah, one of the best.
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Hi. You're You're Can I say something? Yeah, Jimmy. Pure athlete. Pure. I think I think we need to get you I think we need to get you on the show.
Speaker A
It'd be nice. [laughter] Yeah. You know what I'm pissed off about, Jim? Can I call you Jim?
Speaker A
Yeah, sure. [laughter] This is like an old cowboy movie. Can I call you Jim?
Speaker A
Go ahead, Bob. So, Jim, um, hit me Bob. I will, Jim. Um, sounds good, Bob. [laughter] God, you're good. What a [snorts] crafty. Call me Robert. Okay.
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Then you call him Jiminy. I'll call him James. Jimothy. Yeah. His first name is Jimothy. Is it really Jimothy? Yeah. Can I call you Jimothy?
Speaker A
On my license, it's Jimothy. Yeah. I'm gonna call you Jimothy from now on. Okay, cool. Yeah. Can I call you Jimbo?
Speaker A
Jimbo I'm not as passionate about. Yeah, that's why I'm going to call you that because there was uh in my high school a father of one of the kids named Jimbo.
Speaker A
Everyone thought he was super cool and he was not cool. Not so cool. All right, let's go back to Jimmy. So, Jimmy, I'm going to say that Andrew is a great actor. Can you agree on that?
Speaker A
Okay, I can. Okay, what's what's the angle here? There is no angle. Okay. There's only truth today. Okay.
Speaker A
Today is about honest truth. He's big on a truth. Yeah. Okay. Is that you're a great actor.
Speaker A
That's nice. And you're a great golfer, right? Season two. Get this guy on the Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker A
He has no control over that. He's an actor on the show. You can say things.
Speaker A
I can say things. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. You can say things. I can say some stuff.
Speaker A
No. Yeah. No. And it makes me mad that there's these golfing projects that you're not in the top three in I get that. I think you should be on it.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. This is like just for us. I like where you are, though. Pretty close to my house.
Speaker A
Oh, it is nice. Oh, that's nice. Good. Yeah. So, you're in the area? I'm like, you know, 10 minutes away.
Speaker A
Oh, you're 10 minutes away. That's perfect. Yeah, it was great. Did you read for this show for the Will Faroh Hawk?
Speaker A
Uh, I actually didn't because uh offer only. I had just You know, he's offer only. No, I I had literally just come off of a movie with like the whole with Will and the whole the whole the whole team. So
Speaker A
perfect. Um so they made it happen. Went straight from that into this. Yeah. He's a good actor. He's nice to look at.
Speaker A
He's nice to work with, you know. I mean, he doesn't cause problems. That's why he's so successful.
Speaker A
Yeah. And then also um uh Fortune Feistster's in this. Yeah. Who's the who one of her friends? A good friend.
Speaker A
I love Fortune. So [ __ ] funny. Yeah. She plays the caddy. She's the caddy.
Speaker A
She Yeah. Yeah. She she plays a caddy that's like um he he picks up in a Walmart parking lot.
Speaker A
Love and um is like, "Hey, do you want to be my caddy?" Yeah. Just a random woman from Walmart.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Cuz he's just like he's like this kind of washed up golfer who's trying to make his way back on the tour.
Speaker A
Yeah. And uh something happens. He needs a new caddy and he just sees this woman and and he likes her vibe at a certain point and he's like, "Hey, do you want to be my caddy?" And she's like, "I have no
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idea what that means." So the whole half the time he's like telling her explaining to her golf.
Speaker A
Yeah. He's like get let me get my seven iron. She's like she's like which one is that? She's like the one. The one with the seven on kind of on [laughter] the nose.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. So wait this is the funniest part about the show that I did notice was he's got um Luke's got a shirt on that has Mike's Hard Lemonade on it.
Speaker A
Yes, he is. Uh his character is sponsored by Mike's Hard Lemonade. But the layers of this is funny and true because obviously Mike is a sponsor of the show. So like clever move by them to be like it's funny. Also, we're gonna
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they're Are you the nemesis in the show? I We kind of are are uh You're the nemesis.
Speaker A
Nemesis. Nemesis. Nemesis. We are. Yes. Co- nemesis. Yeah. Oh, co- nemesis. Aren't you his son?
Speaker A
I'm the son. Yeah. Yeah. He's his son. Oh, the No. Well, but I play a pro golfer and he plays a pro golfer and at a certain point he's worried that I'm going to kind of start to outshine him.
Speaker A
That's so funny. So, he sets off kind of on a mission to to take me down.
Speaker A
[laughter] That's funny. Yeah. It seems like maybe it's going to be like a nice kind of father-son story where it's like, you know, maybe he'll coach him and he's like "No." Do we ever see your mother?
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. My mother is Molly Shannon. Oh, it's so good. Never heard of her.
Speaker A
So good. Anyway, um, no, she's great. One of the sweetest people. One of the sweetest and most talented people.
Speaker A
She is so funny. She on like the last day of shooting, everyone's kind of leaving and I just I was like, "Oh man, I haven't said bye to Molly yet." And I just hear like And I like walk out of my trailer and
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she's blasting Chief Keef. And I'm like [laughter] I'm like Molly. And she's like she's like I love Chief Keef.
Speaker A
She goes, "Do you know Chief Keef? Isn't he great?" I was like, "Yeah, I love it so much." That's amazing that she drove off with like a sub slapping. [laughter] She's like 212's in the back.
Speaker A
I make a thump. Bye, Jimmy. Yeah, literally. She's the [ __ ] Can I ask you another question Jim?
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Shoot, Bob. Um, he's inquisitive today. Do you want children? Do I watch what?
Speaker A
Do you want children? Do I want children? Yes. We're trying to sell some here, guys.
Speaker A
Bring out the kids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. We have a Nigerian and a Puerto Rican.
Speaker A
I was. Choose wisely. Dro, I was looking for an Asian. You do. You want kids?
Speaker A
I We can't have kids. We tried. We did it for a long time. Okay.
Speaker A
Couldn't do it. But I will. Um, you adopt a Nigerian or Puerto Rican. We have a couple back there.
Speaker A
They come home with me at night. Oh, they do. Okay. Is that why you're asking?
Speaker A
What? Because Oh, no. No, no, not because of me. No, not because of No, not because of him. No, no, but I we did try to have kids. I just uh I'm at the point now I'm 43.
Speaker A
Mhm. I think I might have missed the train. Yeah. I'm 55. What the [ __ ] are you talking about?
Speaker A
Yeah, but but but Asians, specifically Koreans, they're good. We're losers. Look at the World Cup.
Speaker A
They're good as old dads. Old white dads. Scary and sad. Old Korean dad. Funny, sweet, cute. Jimmy, do you have Korean friends?
Speaker A
I think so. Oh my god. Well, you got one now. You got one now. So, that's one.
Speaker A
I'm racking my brain. Where'd you grow up? I grew up in LA. In here?
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Where'd you go to high school? I went to Notre Dame and Sherman Oaks, but I grew up on the west side in Venice.
Speaker A
Huge. Do you have Asian friends? Yes. Good. That's all I wanted to hear. Yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah. Growing up in LA, for sure you have Asian friends. This is LA. Yeah.
Speaker A
And Mexican friends for sure. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely. Definitely Mexican friend. You're a westside kid. I didn't know that. You're a westside kid.
Speaker A
You're a westside kid. How West? Venice. [snorts] Okay. You could be an ocean kid. I don't know.
Speaker A
As west as you [laughter] could have been born on a boat. Yeah. Yeah. There.
Speaker A
Venice. Venice. You grew up in Venice because you're what? How old are you? I'm 34.
Speaker A
Yeah. You grew up in Venice and it was still pretty tough when you were a kid.
Speaker A
In the 90s. Yeah. It was like a rough patch down there. It was. Yeah. [clears throat] It's definitely changed a lot since since I lived there.
Speaker A
Sure. Are you a Dog Town kid? Oh, yeah. You are skate. I was I grew up skate skater boy.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I You look like a dog town kid to me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker A
You do. Did you get in fights when you were a kid? Not so much. Not um you were you in Lords of Dog Town?
Speaker A
I wasn't in Lords of Dog [laughter] Town. Yeah. Um do you know Tony Alva?
Speaker A
I don't. I wished I did. Yeah. Yeah. You know who he is? But I did. Yeah. That I mean like after I saw Lords of Dog Town as a kid, I was like, "Oh man, that's my life story."
Speaker A
But that's us. Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that kind of crazy though to see movies like that knowing that you grew up in the thick of that thing like in that place whether you knew it or not?
Speaker A
Well, honestly, you know what was weird when I saw the movie mid9s? Yeah. I like wanted to not like it because I was like, "Ah, skateboarding movie. Like what do they know about Jonah's movie?
Speaker A
Yeah. Skating in Venice." And I and then I saw it and I was like, "Oh man, that was like that was that was my life." And it was like the three dudes. It was like that black dude on the left and then
Speaker A
like the little boy, that guy the guy with the long hair and it was like that was my squad. I was like the little white dude and then I had my two best friends was this Mexican dude and this black dude who were both
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like four years older than me and I was the one that filmed the videos.
Speaker A
And it was like You didn't skate at all? No, I did. I did. Let me ask you something. Can you do a pop shove it?
Speaker A
Yeah. Can you do a kick flip? Yeah. Heel flip. Heel flip I have, but I I wouldn't feel I I couldn't I don't know if I could do one right now.
Speaker A
But you pulled one off, but in your life. Many. Yes. Oh, many. Many. Let me ask you other ones.
Speaker A
Laser? No. Okay. No laser flip. If he can't do a [ __ ] heel flip, he can't do a laser flip.
Speaker A
He's done a heel flip, he said, in his life. No, he said he can't really do it.
Speaker A
I peaked at the tre flip. Trey flip's big. Trey flip's huge. Yeah, the tre flip would.
Speaker A
Can you tre flip onto a rail? No. What? Trey flip onto a rail. Okay.
Speaker A
He's not a pro skateboarder. Okay. [laughter] That's insanely hard. He could be like you to Horogami.
Speaker A
He could be. Yeah. That kid's good. He's so good. He could be. This is your crew.
Speaker A
That's your crew. That was literally my crew. Yeah. This is why I like you.
Speaker A
Now, were you a little bad boy, though? I wasn't that bad. No, I was like no drugs, no booze.
Speaker A
I was more of a good boy back then. And then the friends were kind of bad boys and my parents were always like, "We don't like you hanging out with Mexicans." It was [laughter] Jimmy, why can't you have white friends?
Speaker A
[laughter] There was Tony Alba. There was Chris. It was Chris and AJ. And my parents liked them. But then there was this kid Hugo. And Hugo already.
Speaker A
Hugo. He was even older. Yeah. And he would like 45. He was like I don't know how old, but I thought he was like 20.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. But I you know I was like 12. He would like pick up cigarettes and light them and he would like pick up and I was like, damn, he's like so hardcore. That's hard.
Speaker A
Now Hugo has hepatitis B. Hugo. [laughter] Yeah. And then he he like keyed my dad's car one time.
Speaker A
Hell yeah. Yeah, that's what Hugo do. I don't like this Hugo guy. I was like, "What's so bad about Hugo?" He's like, "He [ __ ] keyed my car." Why did he key your dad's car? What was Does he look the windows? Hugo looked
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the windows. He just [laughter] I don't know why he keyed the car. I think it was just to feel something.
Speaker A
Dominance. Yeah. Well, he was be Hugo came from a pretty tough household for sure.
Speaker A
Yeah, Hugo was definitely abused and this was his way to laugh. Did your dad catch him, Kia?
Speaker A
He didn't like I don't know if he I don't remember if he saw he definitely didn't see it, but I he knew it was Hugo.
Speaker A
How do you know it was Hugo? And I think I don't He wrote Hugo in the side of the [laughter] car.
Speaker A
Hugo was here. Yeah. Yeah. I got to ask I got to ask my parents about about that because it's one of those things. It's a very vague memory.
Speaker A
I just remember Hugo keyed my dad's car. Did you rat Hugo out? No. No.
Speaker A
Oh, maybe he did. Yeah, maybe you did. I don't know. If I did. Definitely the right move.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yes, that's the right move. You keyed my dad's car. No. Wow. You told my you told your dad on me. It's like, yeah, you [ __ ] keyed his car.
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Can I just say something about keying cars? Yeah. All right. And you whites and I'm going to [laughter] you whites.
Speaker A
I'm sorry. Go ahead. You're outnumbered here, pal. [laughter] I I know, but I will I will stand my [ __ ] point.
Speaker A
Go ahead. Who cares? Key to car. It's just so mean. Why it I key cars every day. It's fine.
Speaker A
[laughter] It What it does the car work? Yeah. Yeah. Does the door open? So, you're saying you walk outside right now and someone keyed your car when you Okay. All right. All right. So, guys, answer that question for me. If somebody
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keyed my car right now, would I care? You wouldn't notice. You would never fix it.
Speaker A
He wouldn't notice. He wouldn't know it's there. His car. And also, do I care?
Speaker A
Nope. No. His cars are always beat to [ __ ] Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker A
My theory is if it runs, it's fine. Now, if he took an engine, [laughter] let's say Hugo took the engine, right?
Speaker A
Then I'd be like, "Hey, Hugo took your engine Dad." Yeah. It's a big deal.
Speaker A
That's a big deal. This is gone, too. Yeah. Yeah. The wheels are all gone.
Speaker A
It's a big deal. Yeah, that's a big deal. But as long as the car moves, you can open doors, right?
Speaker A
And everything else, a little key, that's fine. He's a car guy. I'm a car guy.
Speaker A
It's a big car guy. Yeah. Yeah. Because the whole point of a car is to get from A to B. No.
Speaker A
Right, Jimmy. Yeah. No, it is. Am I making a point for you or No.
Speaker A
You are. It's a valid point. All right. Can I key your car after the show?
Speaker A
I'd rather you did it. Okay. Okay. [laughter] Okay. Okay. Yeah. All right. Valid idea, though. Also, this is why now a lot of new cars still have their There's no physical key.
Speaker A
That's why they put them in like little things or it's keyless now. Yeah. I have a hunting knife.
Speaker A
You Oh, it's attached to your keychain. Yeah, it's a Yeah. Yeah. I have a cling on hunting knife.
Speaker A
Thank god for a second. I thought you wouldn't be able to. [laughter] Yeah. I was worried.
Speaker A
Yeah. Where are my keys? I do have a does have a knife on his and he has a key.
Speaker A
Yeah, I have one of those. He just carries a sigh around. Yeah. They're like, "Sir, you have five packs of sardines and a hunting gun [laughter] and no clothes.
Speaker A
Am I being detained?" If a dog pooped on your driveway Yes. that's not your dog.
Speaker A
Yes. Would you get angry? Well, it's funny you ask. This just happened maybe two weeks ago.
Speaker A
Amen. And tell your story. It was your dog. I was pissed. Yeah. I I my neighbor texts me, neighbor Dave, and he's like, "Yo, one of the neighbors just left a massive [ __ ] in your driveway." And it's like I mean,
Speaker A
this was this was a big one. And it's like right been fasting right at the bottom right at the bottom of the driveway, you know?
Speaker A
Yeah. And uh and so I look at the cameras and I see the I see the girl.
Speaker A
I see her just let the dog take a [ __ ] She's She's like on her phone, watches it happen, and then just keeps going.
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And I was like I I for a second I I My neighbor was like he's like, "You won't print that out and put it around and say this girl's leaving shits." And I thought about it and then my
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fiance was like, "Definitely don't do that." I was like, "Okay, I won't do that." But I was planning on if I saw her being like, "You got bags on you?" Mhm. And if she said, "Yeah," I'd say, "Make sure you're using them."
Speaker A
I go, "Come here. I gota I gota You help me clean something up." Yeah. Because Bobby's been on the other side of this.
Speaker A
Bobby's had No. No. Just Bobby's had a flyer made. Go to images. Bobb's had a flyer made. Someone in his apartment complex.
Speaker A
Yeah. So, what does it read [laughter] there? Hi, I'm Bobby Lee. I have a couple of dogs. They look like rats and they bite.
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Yes. I don't clean up. I don't clean up after them. Uh if ever uh my defecate on my property on my property.
Speaker A
So someone made this in his old apartment complex. No way. Yeah. Uh yeah. Let my dogs defecate on your property. You feel as though I owe you money or an apology. You know where to find me.
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Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee. I'm Bobby Lee Live and then my podcast Tiger Belly and K and his ex-girlfriend.
Speaker A
And my ex-girlfriend. Yeah. The address was right there. So the address was there too. I mean they they plugged all your all your accounts. It was nice.
Speaker A
Number one. So what happened was dates on what what happened was Jimmy is this person took flyers, put them all over the neighborhood. Yeah.
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In front of cars and guess what I did? I took the fly, I made them into t-shirts, and I made money off of it.
Speaker A
Really? Yeah. And they sold out. You made I was going to say it's kind of a fire [ __ ] Yeah. I made the t-shirts off of it.
Speaker A
It's under Tiger Belly, my podcast, right? And this is what my belief is, right? You should be allowed. What?
Speaker A
Pooping on people's lawns. He thinks you shouldn't have to clean up dog [ __ ] Oh, it's natural. [laughter] Now, you and I feel the exact same about it.
Speaker A
Okay. So, hold nothing back. Okay. Yeah, I know. I I don't feel the same. I feel more closely to You have You have a whole scene about this in Dave.
Speaker A
Yeah, we do a whole poop scene about that. That's exactly right. And you're mad about them putting it in the in your trash can.
Speaker A
Yeah. Which also I actually I'm like, "Look, if you put it in my trash can, it is what it is." I don't care about that.
Speaker A
But don't put it in my recycling. That's That's when I get mad. Put it in the right place.
Speaker A
I'm like, "At least put it in the black one." Yeah. You know, put it in the black one.
Speaker A
Put it in the black one. Always. Yeah. Give them your [ __ ] Interesting. Interesting stuff.
Speaker A
This is hilarious because I'm over here thinking I had this unique idea to put this on a flyer. Like I was going to print print out my security camera footage of this girl and here you are.
Speaker A
I'm going to [ __ ] on your driveway. [laughter] Why? No. I want you to take a photograph. I'm going to [ __ ] right in your [ __ ] driveway, Jimmy. Right.
Speaker A
Get the public. Give us his address. Yeah. Get the publicist. If you have like small dogs, right?
Speaker A
No. I'm going to [ __ ] It said But it said they're like ratlike.
Speaker A
Yeah, they're small. They are tiny dogs. One of them just died [laughter] in his rat way.
Speaker A
Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Shouldn't have been [ __ ] Yeah, he was murdered. [laughter] It's murdered.
Speaker A
Okay. All right. Yeah. And we can agree to disagree. You got it coming, you know.
Speaker A
Okay. We can agree to disagree. But yeah, that exactly thing happened. No, it was like a Bernie Mountain Doodle. You know, the big huge [ __ ] Yeah. Huge.
Speaker A
Yeah. Mine are little ones. Got to clean them up. Takes no takes no time. It's easy.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, you know, because if it's on grass fertilizer, it's not though.
Speaker A
It's not. It's not how it works. Poo is not fertilizer. Is is all poo fertilizer?
Speaker A
Not all poo. Not all poo. Is all poo fertilizer? So you let it poo and then you kind of rub it in.
Speaker A
Exactly. I'm a nature guy. Yeah. Not all poop is fertilizer. Fecies are rich in plant nutrients like nitrogen, phosphor, potassium. Raw waste contains harmful pathogens, bacteria, and parasites.
Speaker A
Safely broken out. Human. No. Any any poop. Any poop needs to be composted. Specialized.
Speaker A
This is raw human waste. No, there's dogs. Dogs. Dogs. Cats. Pigs carry parasites. Pose serious health risk to humans. No, I'm sorry then. [laughter] I I I didn't realize. I didn't realize.
Speaker A
Changes everything. That changes everything for me. I don't want parasites to be spread around.
Speaker A
Yeah, if they have it, but also it needs to be treated. You're right. You know what? Everyone listening right now, I apologize. I I I I had a buddy that was like he was like, "Yeah, like he has this massive dog."
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And he was like, "Yeah, sometimes like I won't bring enough bags and the dog will [ __ ] multiple times and I'll have to just like barehand it." And I was like, "I'm sorry.
Speaker A
Barehand it." Like there's no world where that's that's barehand [ __ ] He said he barehanded it. No.
Speaker A
And and I was like that is Yeah. You don't bare-hand it. No. If And here's my excuse. I didn't have Sometimes I forget the bags.
Speaker A
No, he he forgot the bags deliberately. No, that's not true. Sometimes I have the bags.
Speaker A
Well, now I have a backyard. Jimmy, it's poop. It's all poo. It's all poo.
Speaker A
Yeah. Right. And I have a pool and poo. It's a pool and poo. Yeah. Yeah. I have a swimming pool and a poo. And when my girlfriend and I go lay out Yeah.
Speaker A
in the backyard, we have to angle our chairs around the poo. Mhm. Yeah. And I have fake grass. So you do the math.
Speaker A
Oh, [laughter] you do the math. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So you all this time you thought you've been fertilizing your fake grass?
Speaker A
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I thought so. Yeah. Apparently it's fake. But everything just changed for you today.
Speaker A
No, not really. I don't care. This will be the same. Literally nothing will change. Jimmy, when does your show come out?
Speaker A
Uh, it's out July 16th. It's out right now. So, go check out Jimmy's show.
Speaker A
Please go watch The Hawk right now. The Hawk on Netflix, starring not only Molly Shannon and not only Wilson Wilson and not only Will Ferrell, but our beloved uh Jimmy Tatro, one of the most funny, cool dudes that
Speaker A
I've gotten the pleasure to know. At the very least, I want to play golf with you outside of that show. I don't even need to be on the show. We got to go play some golf.
Speaker A
Yeah, we should play some golf. We got to go fart around. I'll catty. He'll caddy. He catt me, him, and uh Bryson [laughter] to Shambo.
Speaker A
He catted for us. Me and Bryson. Me, Bryson, and Bobby did a little a thing the other week.
Speaker A
How did you play? We just shot like a one whole walk and talk thing, but we're going to do it.
Speaker A
We're going to do with Bryson soon, right? We want to do that. The breaking 50, I think. So, yeah.
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm not doing that. Yeah. Come on, man. I'm out. Please. No. Why? I don't want to do any of that anymore.
Speaker A
I did it one time. What's your What's your [laughter] handicap? I'm a 2.0 index. What is index? Is that under?
Speaker A
No, index just means like uh it's like an aggregate. It's on the app. So, any given course probably four or five, something like that for Jesus.
Speaker A
Yeah, something around there. That's insane. Did you have fun here, Jim? I did. Yeah.
Speaker A
Good. Please go watch his show right now on Netflix. Can you look in that c camera, Jimmy, and say, "Thank you for being a bad friend." Thank you for being a bad friend.
Speaker A
Yay. Yeah, yeah yeah.
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