【#SURGETown】巧みな口プで警察から逃れて完全犯罪をたくらむダークヒーローKamito【炉なる/折咲もしゅ/こはならむ/なつめ先生】【かみと切り抜き】

Well, time to look for my next job. But, I should tell the admins first. I mean, if the next electrician comes here, they'll end up in the same shoes as me. They'll end up spending their whole life there, just wasting away like a character editor. Alright, what job should I do next? Garbage collector, taxi driver. Should I head to city hall? Let's go for taxi driver. I'll be this town's Initial K. I want to quit being an electrician. I'm becoming a taxi driver. Excuse me. Please let me work here. Work here. Oh. Hello. Come to welcome. Ha. Only driving within the counter. Sandy Shores. Should I select a special route? Level 20, Level 40. It's a level-based system. That's easy to understand. Select route, then select vehicle? Oh, this is the vehicle. 1 is the map and 2 is that, right? Wow. Reward 800,000. Like a daily quest. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1, 10, 100, 1,000, 10,000, 100,000, 1 million, 10 million, 100 million. Hey, that's a real dream. The road to level 50 seems long. They don't list the required experience points. Nobody's doing it. Level 22, but the only one doing it is someone named Butchi. This is it. My car. Whoa. Heading to Vanilla Unicorn. In short, if I just drop off the customer. Sorry to keep you waiting. Go ahead. Wait, miss, that outfit... Ugh. Hmm. That outfit is a bit... I mean, that's just underwear, right? That's a bra, isn't it? If I'm not mistaken, this is wild. Is the destination the hotel? Excuse me. Just confirming. Is this the place? You haven't gotten on, have you? But still. Yeah. Wait, I just got paid. "Taxi meter started," it says. Additional fee. I don't even have a passenger. Taxi menu, L. Let's enable NPC passengers. Might as well. Are you serious? Whoa, for real? Oh, so that's how it is. She dressed like that so I'd forget to turn on the meter. I got played. So there are customers like that too. Sorry to keep you waiting. It's only 680m, could you just walk there? Wait. There's a time limit. Crap. What an intense customer. Here you go. Vehicle doors locked. Uh, could you get in? Customer? Customer? Huh? Damn it. What did I even do? You're not a customer anymore. Vehicle has been locked. Huh? That's weird. Looks like the car the manager gave me is busted. Uh, select route, select vehicle. Let's go. 81ZU. This one, right? Whoa. That body over there isn't getting cleaned up. Twins. Vehicle doors locked. I guess I shouldn't spam the button. Over there. Wait, why won't they get in? My taxi. It's amazing. They've literally merged together. What is it? Are you getting in? If you're getting in, get in already. Just go home. Aren't you guys just going in circles? Maybe I'll spam the extra charge command the moment they get in. 4.8 million and 7.7 million, okay, start. Yes, sorry to keep you waiting. It's increased to three people now. Alright, I'm starting now. 4877, right? 4877. 4.8 million, 7.7 million. And here, extra charge. The passenger understood. What? It seems they're okay with it. Uh, one more extra charge. The passenger understood. Really? Uh, extra charge, the passenger understood. Extra charge. The passenger understood. Extra charge. Understood, understood, understood. The passenger noticed your attitude. No, no, no, no. I'm just joking. It's fine. The current price is perfectly fine. It hasn't increased, has it? W-where did it get paid? Maybe to the tablet? Uh, opening the taxi tablet. Manager, show me. Has the money actually been deposited? Mine? Ah, 270,000. It has been deposited. Level is... Eh? Deliver your first customer. Reward received. 270,000. Let's try to collect it. Please select payment method. I'll take it as cash. Give me the money. I can't withdraw my money. Maybe... Maybe this person quit because their level wouldn't go up either. I'll try reporting it with a screenshot. Should I head to the casino? The casino is already... Whoa. Whoa. Hello. I know this. It's roulette, right? I've never won a car. With this. That's a person, right? This one. That's a person, right? Ah, yes, it's a person. Oh, it was. Good. That’s a relief. Hello. Hey there. Hello. Ah, nice to meet you. My name is Kamito. Pleasure to meet you. Meet you. Oh, nice to meet you. Are you all police officers? Ah, yes we are. Yes. So you're the police. Are you quite busy? Yeah, we're busy. Ah, so you're actually quite busy. Yes. You're too innocent. Being here just means we're free. Oh, I see. Wait, I don't know how many of you there are. I haven't There are quite a lot. Quite a few, yeah. Wait, how many police are there? Right now, I think there are about 40 of us. 40 people? Yeah. Yeah. The number That's amazing. So if someone commits a crime, the police will come and arrest them right away? Exactly. That's the vibe. That's incredible. How is it? Are you managing to keep order? We're quite We're being scolded like we're a trio of beginners. But you do have "beginner" next to your names. The beginner mark. That's right. Yeah. You have them. Yeah. Ah, then, That's a lovely outfit you're wearing. Ah, thank you very much. I'm also, you know. In terms of mindset, I'm sort of like the police. Yeah. Ah, I see. It certainly looks heroic. A bit heroic, like a Superman type. Yes. I'm kind of roleplaying, or something like that, but The electricity thing is really bothering me. Ah, this is because I'm an electrician. An electrician. Ah, that's right. Maybe it sparked a little bit. The electricity. I see. Something Before So what does an electrician do? For an electrician, it's like, you know. Fixing power outages and things. Ah. They have that? Power outages. That's right. I fix them, but there's this gimmick... Yeah yeah yeah. If you mess up the gimmick, your HP drops by 10% each time, so at worst, you die, it's life-threatening work. Wow, that's a pretty tough job. Yeah, that's exactly right. That's why You have a very sturdy physique. Certainly. No, this is also a fruit of being an electrician. I see, I see. I think you're the first person I've seen become an electrician on their first day. Yeah, but I wouldn't really recommend it. Still a bit... The salary is... Oh. Yeah, that's how it is. I see. That's not it. So you came here to strike it rich. Exactly. No, I just thought I'd come by to spin the free roulette wheel, that's all. I get that. I knew it. That's what you're doing. I don't even have any money to bet yet. That's true. Yeah. So, if anything comes up... well, I'm working as a taxi driver right now. Oh. So you're doing that too? Yes. Yeah, I'm just trying out a few different things right now. Yes. I see. By the way, how much do police officers usually get paid? Well, it probably depends on the rank, but... Yes. Yes. Yes. Um, I think I get about a million or so coming in regularly by the hour. Oh, right. Hourly? One... Is it a million at the lowest rank? Maybe... A million at the lowest rank, maybe every 10... minutes or so? Like 10 or 20 minutes? I think it's around there. It feels like it comes in pretty frequently. Ah. I see. That's amazing. I feel bad saying this right in front of you. It's heartbreaking. You're really suited for this, it's impressive. After all... I can totally give you some food. Yes. I mean, I'm happy to give you some really really. I prefer to provide for my own food, you know... Ah, you're very independent. If you want, I can just give you some cash. Oh, no, it's fine. If things get really tough, I'll just go to prison. I can be taken care of there. I really hope that future never comes for you. That's just too sad. Yes. Sorry about that. Thank you so much. For all of this... Would it be okay to exchange numbers? Oh, of course, of course. Please, let's exchange. So, does that mean I can call you if I need a taxi driver? Yes. Right now, I'm just picking up NPCs, though. You can pick up NPCs? I can pick up NPCs. Wow, that's amazing. I'm counting on you. Yes, thank you very much. Thank you. Public servants are really something else. What else is there? Let's see... ways to make money. Just garbage collect.

like a character editor. Alright, what job should I do next? Garbage collector , taxi driver. Should I head to city hall? Let's go for taxi driver. I'll be this town's Initial K. I want to quit being an electrician. I'm becoming a

taxi driver. Excuse me. Please let me work here. Work here. Oh. Hello. Come to welcome. Ha. Only driving within the counter. Sandy Shores. Should I select a special route? Level 20, Level 40.

It's a level-based system. That's easy to understand. Select route, then select vehicle? Oh, this is the vehicle . 1 is the map and 2 is that, right?

Wow. Reward 800,000. Like a daily quest . Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1, 10, 100, 1,000 , 10,000, 100,000, 1 million, 10 million, 100 million. Hey, that's a real dream. The road to level 50 seems long. They don't list the required

experience points. Nobody's doing it. Level 22, but the only one doing it is someone named Butchi. This is it. My car. Whoa. Heading to Vanilla Unicorn.

In short, if I just drop off the customer. Sorry to keep you waiting. Go ahead. Wait, miss, that outfit...Ugh.

Hmm. That outfit is a bit...I mean, that's just underwear, right? That's a bra, isn't it? If I'm not mistaken, this is wild. Is the destination the hotel? Excuse me. Just confirming. Is this the place? You haven't gotten on,

have you? But still. Yeah. Wait, I just got paid. "Taxi meter started," it says . Additional fee. I don't even have a passenger. Taxi menu, L. Let's enable NPC passengers. Might as well. Are you serious? Whoa, for real? Oh, so that's

how it is. She dressed like that so I'd forget to turn on the meter. I got played. So there are customers like that too. Sorry to keep you waiting.

It's only 680m, could you just walk there? Wait. There's a time limit. Crap . What an intense customer. Here you go . Vehicle doors locked. Uh, could you get in? Customer? Customer? Huh? Damn it. What did I even do? You're not a

customer anymore. Vehicle has been locked. Huh? That's weird. Looks like the car the manager gave me is busted.

Uh, select route, select vehicle. Let's go. 81ZU. This one, right? Whoa. That body over there isn't getting cleaned up. Twins. Vehicle doors locked. I guess I shouldn't spam the button. Over there. Wait, why won't they get in? My

taxi. It's amazing. They've literally merged together. What is it? Are you getting in? If you're getting in, get in already. Just go home. Aren't you guys just going in circles? Maybe I'll spam the extra charge command the moment they get in. 4.8 million and 7.7

million, okay, start. Yes, sorry to keep you waiting. It's increased to three people now. Alright, I'm starting now. 4877, right? 4877. 4.8 million, 7.7 million. And here, extra charge.

The passenger understood. What? It seems they're okay with it. Uh, one more extra charge. The passenger understood. Really? Uh, extra charge, the passenger understood. Extra charge.

The passenger understood. Extra charge. Understood, understood, understood. The passenger noticed your attitude. No, no , no, no. I'm just joking. It's fine.

The current price is perfectly fine. It hasn't increased, has it? W-where did it get paid? Maybe to the tablet? Uh, opening the taxi tablet. Manager, show me. Has the money actually been deposited? Mine? Ah, 270,000. It has been deposited. Level is...Eh? Deliver

your first customer. Reward received. 270,000. Let's try to collect it. Please select payment method. I'll take it as cash. Give me the money. I can't withdraw my money. Maybe...Maybe this person quit because their level wouldn't go up either. I'll try

reporting it with a screenshot. Should I head to the casino? The casino is already...Whoa. Whoa. Hello. I know this. It's roulette, right? I've never won a car. With this.

That's a person, right? This one. That's a person, right? Ah, yes, it's a person.

Oh, it was. Good. That’s a relief. Hello. Hey there. Hello. Ah, Nice to meet you.

My name is Kamito. Pleasure to meet you . Meet you. Oh, Nice to meet you.

Are you all police officers? Ah, yes we are. Yes. So you're the police. Are you quite busy?

Yeah, we're busy. Ah, so you're actually quite busy. Yes. You're too innocent. Being here just means we're free.

Oh, I see. Wait, I don't know how many of you there are. I haven't There are quite a lot.

Quite a few, yeah. Wait, how many police are there? Right now, I think there are about 40 of us. 40 people?

Yeah. Yeah. The number That's amazing. So if someone commits a crime, the police will come and arrest them right away? Exactly.

That's the vibe. That's incredible. How is it? Are you managing to keep order? We're quite We're being scolded like we're a trio of beginners.

But you do have "beginner" next to your names. The beginner mark. That's right. Yeah.

You have them. Yeah. Ah, then, That's a lovely outfit you're wearing. Ah, thank you very much. I'm also, you know. In terms of mindset, I'm sort of like the police.

Yeah. Ah, I see. It certainly looks heroic. A bit heroic, like a Superman type. Yes . I'm kind of roleplaying, or something like that, but The electricity thing is really bothering me.

Ah, this is because I'm an electrician. An electrician. Ah, That's right. Maybe it sparked a little bit. The electricity.

I see. Something Before So what does an electrician do? For an electrician, it's like, you know . Fixing power outages and things.

Ah. They have that? Power outages. That's right. I fix them, but there's this gimmick...

Yeah yeah yeah. If you mess up the gimmick, your HP drops by 10%each time, so at worst, you die, it's life-threatening work.

Wow, that's a pretty tough job. Yeah, that's exactly right. That's why You have a very sturdy physique.

Certainly. No, this is also a fruit of being an electrician. I see, I see. I think you're the first person I've seen become an electrician on their first day.

Yeah, but I wouldn't really recommend it. Still a bit... The salary is... Oh. Yeah, that's how it is.

I see. That's not it. So you came here to strike it rich. Exactly. No, I just thought I'd come by to spin the free roulette wheel, that's all.

I get that. I knew it. That's what you're doing. I don't even have any money to bet yet.

That's true. Yeah. So, if anything comes up...well, I'm working as a taxi driver right now.

Oh. So you're doing that too? Yes. Yeah, I'm just trying out a few different things right now.

Yes. I see. By the way, how much do police officers usually get paid? Well, it probably depends on the rank, but...

Yes. Yes. Yes. Um, I think I get about a million or so coming in regularly by the hour.

Oh, right. Hourly? One... Is it a million at the lowest rank? Maybe... A million at the lowest rank, maybe every 10...

minutes or so? Like 10 or 20 minutes? I think it's around there. It feels like it comes in pretty frequently.

Ah. I see. That's amazing. I feel bad saying this right in front of you. It's heartbreaking. You're really suited for this, it's impressive. After all...

I can totally give you some food. Yes. I mean, I'm happy to give you some really really.

I prefer to provide for my own food, you know... Ah, you're very independent. If you want, I can just give you some cash. Oh, no, it's fine. If things get really tough, I'll just go to prison.

I can be taken care of there. I really hope that future never comes for you. That's just too sad.

Yes. Sorry about that. Thank you so much. For all of this... Would it be okay to exchange numbers?

Oh, of course, of course. Please, let's exchange. So, does that mean I can call you if I need a taxi driver?

Yes. Right now, I'm just picking up NPCs, though. You can pick up NPCs? I can pick up NPCs.

Wow, that's amazing. I'm counting on you. Yes, thank you very much. Thank you. Public servants are really something else. What else is there? Let's see...

ways to make money. Just garbage collection, I guess. Taxi driver, window washer, fishing, electrician, garbage collector. What should I do? I think I’ll try some petty crimes.

Let's see, the petty crimes I can do are Fleeca Bank, er, Fleeca robbery, hacking, mafia...There's laundromat robbery, but maybe I'll become a laundromat robbery pervert. Required items are a hacking USB and a contract tablet...where do you buy the tablet?

Wait, there's nothing wrong with being a bit bad. Contract tablet. Is this it? For hacking. I got the USB, the real deal. Oh, doesn't this look fun? It says S-plus. Get in the driver's seat, hack the car, then take the car to the

green mark. Whoa, that sounds fun. Shall I give it a try? Alright. Well, but I need to buy food first. Cat cafe.

Oh, there's my junior. Let's go to the cat cafe. Oh, inside. On the panel.

I can't see that. It's hot. I can't see anyone here. 100%. That look is a bit suspicious.

Man, you look just like Superman. That's an amazing look. Superman. Oh, hello. Ah, that's right. As a Superman, I'm currently...yes, protecting the city. Wait, you're protecting it? With me? Oh, are you police?

I am police. Yes. The police. I'm police. Oh, the police. Ah. Yes. Then we're like partners, I guess. In that case.

Your cape is quite short, isn't it? Can you fly with that? No, it's just for looks. I can't fly with this cape.

Oh, so you can't fly. I see. Should I get your contact info? Can I ask for it?

Oh, really? Then let's keep the city safe together. As someone who protects the peace. Hey, is there a staff member here right now?

They were out buying ingredients, but it looks like they finally got everything. Oh, I see.

It's like they've started moving now. It seems like this is the only place open for food.

Oh, is that so? I see. From... Can I buy something now? Seems like you can buy now.

Yeah, maybe you can. Right now. Oh, I see. Thank you. For letting me know.

Oh, not at all. Well then, if anything comes up, please let me know. Yes, please do. It really is short.

Well, they did say they just bought ingredients and are making stuff now. Who are you?

That's scary, meow. I should stay like this, right? Yeah. It's fine as it is.

Sorry about all the fooling around. I can't see you. Absolutely not. I can't see your figure.

You know. Nah, it’s pretty laid back. It’s not that I’m ignoring you. It’s a bug, I can’t see you.

I'm sorry. Yeah, uh, Oh, so because of that Can you not hear my voice either, meow?

Oh, I can hear your voice, meow. I can hear you, meow. I can hear you, meow, but...But...

I don't know if you're talking to me, meow. Because I can't see you. You're really peering in, meow.

Ah, being stared at like that is a bit creepy, for me. Though I say it myself, meow. Vroom...This price is creepy. Why do I have to watch this guy drink bottled water so close up? What a pervert. Actually, maybe I'm already

back and just not showing on screen. Wait a second. Good work. Oh, good work.

Can you see me now? Yeah, I can see you now. By any chance, was that you?

Ah, yes, meow. I'm the cat who was peering in, meow. Thank you. Thanks for looking in earlier. Um, Hello, hello, hello.

I have a strange question to ask. What is it, meow? Do you sell food, meow?

Food, uh, wait, is food really okay? Is it fine, meow? Food? I want food and drinks, meow.

Drinks, got it, meow. Hold on, I'm a bit low, so 8 items of food and 8 items of food and 10 drinks, is that okay, meow?

Oh, that's totally fine, meow. Got it, meow. By the way, how much is one, meow?

Uh, one is 100,000, so 100,000 each, meow. Oh, 100,000 is fine, meow. 1 100,000 each, meow. Uh, so 880,000 the total, meow.

That's fine, meow. It's fine, meow. Whoa. Thanks, that helps, meow. Meow. Convenience store food costs 200,000, meow. That's expensive, meow.

So expensive, meow. Yes. Sent it, meow. Thanks, meow. This bill Is it F7? You can open it with F7, meow.

Paid it, meow. Oh, were you sleeping here at the cat cafe, meow? I couldn't see anyone, so I figured I’d go somewhere where there might be people, and I ended up here, meow.

I thought this would be where the staff passes by the most. Did anyone notice me, meow?

No one noticed me, meow. Oh, it’s a cold world, meow. So cold, meow. Oh, I picked up what was on display.

Oh, is this it? Oh, it dropped here. This? Yes. Manager, can you open it?

Manager, manager... Everyone was eating for a second there. You're coming in here like a weirdo when I'm trapped. What?

Manager. Someone new appeared. What are you doing? You... Senior. I came to buy my food.

I’m out here. I'm sorry. I fell asleep on the sofa inside and got locked in, could you open it for me? Meow, meow.

Oh, understood. He's following me inside. He’s saying "meow." Oh, thanks, meow. Are you like Superman?

I am a self-proclaimed Superman. Wow, that's cool. For the peace of the city, uh...

Are you okay? Your face is...so sorry, meow. Thanks, meow. I'll come again, meow. Kame-san, meow.

Bye-bye-bye-bye. Bye, meow. Meow. I bought food. Oh, you bought it, meow. Oh, okay, meow. Take care, meow.

Meow. They're calling me "Aba" or "Boss ," saying whatever they want. Um. Aba, manager.

I want you to open the door, meow. Please open it, meow. Okay. These are all being managed. This should open.

Oh, thanks, meow. Yes. Thank you. See ya. I really was just sleeping. So cold, meow. Wait. My car is gone.

My, my car has disappeared. Senior. Number. The number. Oh. If I don't get it, I can't catch it .

True, true. Uh, what job did you get? Uh. Do you have one? A job.

As you can see, I'm an electrician. Oh, you've got sparks running through you. That's right. Since I'm an electrician, some electricity jumped onto my body.

I see. Found a profession. An electrician and, well, a taxi driver , I guess. Oh, that's good.

Is it not in here? This... But it's fine, I came here as a taxi driver, so...

Oh, then maybe it's being checked at the taxi company. That's right. Ah. Oh, a guard, what?

Huh? Wait, someone's dead here. They're dead. Must be dead. Hurry. That dark car's coming. We have to hurry.

Help me. G. Are you okay? And, wow. The framing is kind of... This is bad. This is bad. Wait.

It's bad. No. Don't look, don't look. It's okay, hide it. You have to hide it.

It's pretty...yeah. You're not hidden. You're not even hidden. Actually, this might be pretty bad. There might be legs still attached to the hair.

Well, it can't be helped. I'll use my body to... Help. Thank you very much.

It's here. It's here. Thank goodness. Thank goodness. Can you hear me? This. Can you hear me?

Can you hear? I can hear you. Then, please. Please come again. Oh, thank you. Excuse me. Over here.

Welcome. This is the person. Thi- Please help them. Please help. Right. Chairman, what are you doing in a place like this?

Not this one. I just came to buy something. Poisoned to death. I want a Superman. That's good, right?

That helps a lot. Superman. You can call them anytime, right? Well, if you have electrical problems, call me anytime.

I suppose. I might not be able to help with anything else. No way. My...

I'm an expert. You have a beginner's mark on your name , don't you? It is there, indeed.

I'm not combat-ready. Good evening. Oh, good evening. Good evening. Will you become a trading card?

Please become a card. Did you ask the wrong person? Can I really become a card looking like this?

It would be super photogenic. Please. Please. This is crazy. It's good. This is crazy.

It's photogenic. It's photogenic. Is it photogenic? Yeah. Of course it's photogenic. Of course it's photogenic. Probably.

Well, if you're fine with me, then by all means...One. I can make a card.

It’ll look good. SSR. SSR. Please post images you're okay with in the free space from now on . You'll post them?

I see. Oh, you mean post them on Discord, right? That's right. That's right. That's right.

Not using my photo right now, this is completely unrelated. I'm sorry. Right, I understand. I'll consider it.

Thank you. Please do. Thank you. Are we all taking a photo together? You're not going to? Let's take one.

A bit slow. Is this okay? Oh, sure, that's fine. Of course. Is it okay to take stealth photos?

Sneaky shots? Of course. As many as you like. Um, here we go. I'm so bad at this. Ah, thank you very much.

Thanks. Thank you. Well, see you somewhere else. Thanks. Yes. Thanks again. Superma...Damn it. Superman alert. Around here...

Ah, thank you. I get bumped into a lot, you know. By NPCs. Guess I look like a target. Maybe I should just give this away for free.

Oh, are you sure? Yeah. Ba... Tha-thank you. Do you have an S-B? I have an S-B. I have a signal booster.

Let's go. Starting. So, I'll head near here and use the signal booster to find the vehicle. Wow, I suddenly look like Superman. Once I'm on the bike, players ...

Hello. Oh, hello. Ah, excuse me. Have you happened to see any police around? Aren't you the police? You're dressed just like one.

I got separated from them, you see. Oh, I see. Yeah. Oh, wait, there, they're right there. Police.

Ah, thank you. Oh, good, that's good. Please be careful. Yes. By the way, aren't you Mr.

Tsuyoshi? Oh, of course, as you can see, I'm Superman. Superman? Ah, that's right. I see.

No, how so? I'm Superman. Just as you can see. You look like Superman. Are you working as Superman?

That's right. I'm a Superman who works as an electrician and a taxi driver on the side. Oh, that's a respectable job.

Good luck with that. It's a rough neighborhood, though. Yeah . Yes. Do your best. Getting separated from your group and just standing there like that is way too suspicious, isn't it?

Good. Not getting wiped out. A damn mosquito got in here. Is that a phone?

Yes. Hello? Hello? Do you have a moment right now? Ah, yes. It's fine. I'm at 8045 right now, could I get a taxi?

8045, got it. Yeah. Please wait. I'm on my way. Please. Is that it? Really? No, take your time, it's okay.

Could you say that one more time? It's 8045. My friend says they'll be here in 10 minutes.

Okay. Heading to 8045. Take your time, it's fine. Yes. Yes. Emergency. It's a job. Wait a second. It was a female passenger, wasn't it? But I don't know how many people there are.

Can this car fit three people? If I try to act cool with a two-seater sports car and they say "actually there's three of us," it'd be awkward. Ah, sorry to keep you waiting. Hello.

Ah, Fast. So Taxi. It's technically a taxi, but I'm just using my personal car for now.

Ah, tha- I'm here, is that okay? Yes. Um, I'll call my friend quickly. Ah, sure. Ah, that's good. There were two of them after all.

Sorry to keep you waiting. Sorry about that. Please. N-no, I didn't wait at all. I don't really know this town, but could you take us to a hair salon? Anywhere is fine. As long as it's a salon. I see, I

see, I see. Please don't take me too far away. Of course, of course, the shortest route, right?

Yes. The sho- Please take us to a salon. A salon, a salon, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Where is one? This is scary. Saito's...Saito's place is the closest one here. Oh, in that case, please fasten your seatbelt.

Wait, does that mean we're going to crash? Since we have to wear seatbelts? No, there's always a "just in case." I don't get into accidents, myself. But in this town, you can get hit by others .

Right. True, you can't really avoid that. Well, of course, just leave it to me.

They say you can't go over 30 now, right? Yeah, that's right. It's gotten pretty strict lately, with the laws and all.

Oh, whoa, whoa. So, for the shortest route, yes. I tend to take corners pretty close to the edge.

Leave it to me. Aren't we driving the wrong way? No, this is definitely the shortest route. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

It’s fishtailing a bit, the back end is swinging out. This is fun. It's like a fun amusement park ride.

Well, that was good. Yes. Here we are. Just as I was saying let's go, let's go , here is the destination.

Thanks. Ah, tha- Ah, sorry. The engine died, so could you give the car a push? W-what do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean?

The engine just stopped. What is happening? How? What do you mean? How did you do this? Wait, hold on.

Oh, it went. It went. But... Oh, Thank you very much. Is that an invoice? What, Oh, the invoice, just the thought is enough.

I don't even know how to send it. Um, if, uh, please take care of me in the future too. Even though I'm such a weirdo.

Well, I'll give you a high rating. High rating. Yes, please do. Oh, my name is Ue-to. Ah, Mita-san, Thank you.

I'll spread the word about you. Um, what is your name? It's Tako. It's Ram and Tako.

Tako-san, right. Yes. Yes. I'm Ram. Yes. Ram-san, right. Thank you. Yes. Thank you. How is it?

Yes. We look forward to serving you again. Well, shall we do it? Let's find a car in the area. What should I do? They'll be suspicious if they see me like this.

What excuse should I make? Not happening. This is seriously low. Well, it is S-plus. I guess the quest is tough. It was this way, right? Big jump . Whoa, I might as well use it. Before checking the plate. Amazing. You guys

are truly amazing. Uh, so, let's look at the steps. First, sit in the passenger seat and remove the GPS. It's on. Input them in the correct order.

What, what does that mean? What is the correct order? Oh, Could it be just typing on the keyboard? Uh, Okay.

Hacking the vehicle. Sit in the passenger seat and remove the GPS. Remove the tracker. Enter the numbers in order 123456789101112131415161718192022342 And GPS removed. To the green location.

No way, no way, no way, impossible. Are you a genius? 7km? I mean, this is seriously fast. Once you experience this, you can't drive other cars anymore. Actually, this is easy to drive. It doesn't slide at all. Well,

shouldn't expect too much even for 500. I'll think of it as 300. Without expectations? 9 million. 9 million, really?

Isn't that like 60 power outage repairs ? Well, an S-plus, oh, but it's coming out quite a bit. But finding the vehicle is quite difficult. Alright, let's try a break-in. See what it's like. What a break-in in this city is

like. If it's low level, I can do it, right? One thing I thought of, about laundromats, if I go and commit a crime there. I look super creepy in this outfit. If I don't get caught, then I don't get caught. That's a win. If I do

get caught, well, then I get caught. The laundromat thing—if an incident happens, people will be like, "Oh, it's that perverted Superman again," and my notoriety grows. Either way, it's a win for me. I might become the pervert who

targets every laundromat in this town one by one. Like, "Pool means me, laundromat means me." Eventually, I might reach a level where I could just drive past a laundromat and grab stuff.

I thought about using a skateboard to store large two-handed items in the car trunk, but if I have to store them, that's impossible. Oh, that, that truck is perfect. Should I pretend to be a moving company? Alright. Is the moving

job today at this location? I shouldn't make any footsteps, right? I think so. Everyone, seriously, be quiet. Please, really, don't make a sound. How do I do this again? Pressing D...What does that mean? Like this? It's like this. Let's

go. Hmph. Yeah. Well, let's see how long it takes for the police to show up . But I get it. I took 100 yen. They're not coming, right? I can actually do this. Maybe it wasn't reported? Doesn't seem like it. Wait, if they aren't

coming, I can definitely do this. Alright, let's go, let's go. Let's go. Let's go, let's go. I see it.

Are you still going? Just stay asleep. 340,000. That's way too big. Well, time to move, time to move. Sir, you can just keep sleeping, it's fine. Just let me know what needs moving and we'll handle it. I'll move this 680,000 for

now. This video deck—no, 684,000. I'll move this too, just in case. Oh, some DJ deck. I'll move this too.

That's the police. Huh? Oh, hello. Hello. I'm doing... moving. Oh, we're the moving company.

H-the movers? Yes. We were asked to handle a move. Right. We got here, but he seems to be asleep.

Was he sleeping from the start? Oh, yes, that's right. It seems he's quite tired.

Yeah. We'll just quickly take what's here and be on our way. Right. In that case, could you wake up the customers? Otherwise, I won't be able to bill them. Oh. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

I mean, we have to make sure that whatever needs to be paid gets paid.

I see. Yes. Uh, this isn't some kind of robbery or murder case where you're just posing as movers, right?

Oh, absolutely not. When I arrived, both of them were already asleep. Asleep. Oh, I see, I see. So, you were officially hired for the move and were about to start?

That's right. Yes, yes, yes, yes. That's right. I also work as an electrician and...

Yes. Taxi driver. Yes. I work as a taxi driver. Yes. And I do some side work as a mover, yes yes yes.

That's right. I see. Understood. Excuse me, I'm going to take a look at your face.

Oh, sure, go ahead. I let him into the house, but... Um, a suspicious person, likely the perpetrator, is coming out now. 9172, someone is running.

A suspicious person, likely a burglar. There's a suspicious person. Suspicious. I'll end up seeing you here again.

Did you steal the TV? I ended up seeing you here again, I messed up.

Excuse me, sir, could you wait a moment ? Yes, oh sure, sure. In the meantime, I'll tidy up the house a bit. Yes.

I wonder if there's anything else. They got away. No, they aren't here. They aren't here either.

Huh? Maybe there are only weirdos here. Oh, I'm sorry. I was in the restroom, sorry.

Oh, wait, there, there, there. This person was here, right? At the scene. That's right. I suppose so. I was hired to move their things, but the two customers were asleep.

Well, let's head outside for now. Because... It would be problematic if we stayed here.

Let's go outside. Yeah. The customers are going outside first, so when they wake up, please let us talk to them.

Oh, you too, sir, why don't you come outside with us? Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Yes. Hey, buddy. Is "buddy" okay? Yes. Yes. I'm going to search your belongings now to check for dangerous items or stolen goods. That's how we'll start, right?

Yes. Oh, I see. Yes. So, well, a conversation usually starts about whether or not they're carrying anything dangerous.

Because there are times when they might actually get a hold of you in a moment like this. In that case, I guess we'll all just sing a song.

I see. I get it. Understood. So, sir, what should I do in this situation?

Uh, do I need to be the one getting searched? Oh, yes. That's right. For now, you are definitely...

A suspect. Well, you're a suspect, right? Ah, I see. In times like this, if they start running or try to get in a car, I guess I have no choice but to chase them.

Again. That's true. Certainly. Indeed. Alright , let's do a search then. Yes, go ahead.

W-, Yeah. Man, I really don't think you'd do something like that. I agree. As you can see, I'm just an electrician.

Yeah. But this is for real, isn't it? I was told that just a moment ago.

I can't see inside the handcuffs. This person doesn't have anything dangerous on them right now.

Oh. Whoa. Exactly. Since I'm an electrician. Yeah . And, well, since you were touching the car, we should check it, too. Oh, a hacking USB, and an old TV, and also a DJ deck, from this house, right?

What was that? Hey, sir. Hey, sir. When I arrived at the scene, this guy was carrying the DJ deck in both hands.

Ah, that's right. The client asked me to move that DJ deck and the TV for their move. Oh, but the client isn't here, right? They're already dead, you see.

They're stuffed inside. Ah, so they were dead. Oh. Oh, right, they had passed away, hadn't they?

They were dead. I just came to do the work, that's all. Well, regardless of whether you're the culprit or not, all dangerous items will be confiscated.

Oh, by all means, I'm scared too, honestly. That... Ah, I see. It's the other way around, then.

Yes. I'm scared. Already... Well then. But, in that case, um. In that case, yes, yes, yes.

Regarding the TV and the DJ deck, um. Should I just leave it back inside, then? How's that?

Yeah, that sounds about right. Well, since the person inside is already dead yeah yeah.

Should we treat this as evidence for the time being? Oh, wow. So that's how it works.

That's right. You've got it, right? I'm really gonna impound it now. Oh, go ahead. Yes. No problem at all.

I was just asked to do it, I really don't know what's what. Oh, I see, I see. Well then, Wait, just a moment.

I'm not sure if this guy is involved or if he's just a worker, but since the resident is dead, let's seize this truck as evidence.

Understood. Okay, then, approach the truck and type /impound. Seize it with/impound. Slash impound. You really don't have to run away, huh?

Oh, not at all, not at all. Yeah. It's apparently a car that doesn't disappear, so let's just say we seized it.

Oh, yes. Understood. Hey, be careful, buddy. There are dead people inside and it's a dangerous area .

Oh, I understand. Next time, I'll make sure to call the police. If you do that, That's right. Yeah. That's a good idea.

Well, you thought they were just sleeping, right? That's right. Yes, I did. I thought they were asleep, but when they didn't respond to me, I figured something might be wrong.

I see. I see. Well then, I'll get back to work. Take care, then. Yes. Sorry about that. Thank you.

Yes. Hey, the lightning bolt on your crotch is peeling off, man. Oh, sorry about that. I'm an electrician, so, you know. I can shoot electricity from here. Sorry.

You're shooting electricity from there? Sorry. Yes. What's wrong? Is there a robbery? It was happening.

Yes. What is it? Yes. Yes. Wait, what? What happened? It's a bit laggy. Oh, I'm not the criminal. As you can see, I'm an electrician.

You just look a bit suspicious. No, no, what are you saying? Not at all. Oh, well then, Huh, did something happen?

There was a break-in around here. Oh, A break-in. Just a while ago. There's some suspicious person here.

I'm sorry. That's scary. Should I try? Oh, can you enter? Is it that kind of ...

Can I go in? Wait, I can enter? I can. Oh. Phew. Police car turned in to the police. Oh, excuse me. Yeah.

Yes. Oh, this, um, hello. Hello. Yes. Um, this police car was abandoned, so I brought it here.

Oh, thank you very much. Yes. This, oh, thanks for your kindness. Yes, well then, see you.

Good luck. It's like something vanished into thin air. I have to go, right? No, I'll go based on last time's lesson.

Last time I...Why did I get caught? I got too greedy. I could have totally escaped. Based on that, I'll just take 100 yen and run. Alright, let's go.

It'll be okay again. It's 1.27 million yen, everyone. I got 1.27 million yen. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Wait a second.

Wait a second. Here I go. Here I go. I'll push it to the limit. Let's go to the limit. Alright. Is it here? Around here maybe? Okay. One, two, three, four ...Only the big ones. Only the big ones

. Only the big ones. I want them. Once the alarm goes off, it's over. Once the alarm sounds, it's over. If the alarm goes off, it's over, right? I can't take anything. Run! I can't get in, it's frozen and I can't get in. Oh,

hello, thanks for your hard work. Oh, I'm sorry. Um... Yes. There was a report of a break-in or something, and...

Oh, someone was running away really fast just now. Oh, really? Oh... Yes. What are you doing here?

I'm, um, doing deliveries, or rather, I'm an electrician... Yes yes yes yes. I'm doing a part-time job, but...

Oh, a part-time job, yes. Yes. As you can see, the vehicle bugged out and I can't get in.

Is that so? It just keeps doing the entering motion . Oh, I see. I'll go take a look ahead, so if you see anyone, run away.

Yes. Oh, I understand. Yeah. Excuse me. Could you stop bumping into the back? Seriously. Oh, oh, hello . Oh, this is troubling. It shouldn't be. Hey. Oh, hello.

Oh, hello there. Hello. Good work. We meet again. What happened? Well, I heard there was a burglary here . Again?

Again. Another burglary? Seems like there's another burglary. How unsettling. Ah. Oh, good work. Good work. How is it?

I checked inside, but I couldn't find any suspects. Oh, I see. Well, this gentleman here was also at the previous scene.

Yes, yes, yes, yes. That's right. I was dealing with him earlier. He just happened to be nearby.

Would you mind if I checked your belongings? Oh, absolutely, that's fine. Of course. Yes.

I saw him earlier too. Since there are a lot of NPCs, let's move over here.

Oh, that's right. Sorry. Thank you for your consideration . Oh, no, no. It's fine, it's fine.

Sorry for the rough approach. Oh, no, it's totally fine. He didn't have any luggage earlier, but there's a lot in the car.

Yes, yes. That's right. That's my car, so please feel free to check inside. Are you sure? I'll face the wall while I do it.

There's nothing in here but trash. Yeah. That's right. I just happened to be passing by this time.

Oh, I see. I see, I see. So you weren't hired for a move this time?

Oh, that's right. It was a move last time. Oh, that's impressive. Ah. Oh, it doesn't hurt. I'm a police officer, so I'm tough.

Oh, police officers are amazing. Yes. I train, so I'm fine. It's okay for you to endure it.

Yes. Understood. Sorry. Thank you for your cooperation with the investigation. Don't worry about it at all.

This is scary. I said the security here is bad. It is. You've got to be kidding me. Are you okay? Are you okay?

Ah. Yeah. Oh, wow, amazing, amazing. Oh . What a quick recovery. That's about all I can do.

No, no, thank you. Really. Oh. Um, excuse me. Whenever I try to get on this, I freeze up.

Ah. Alright, first, uh, could you please step back for a moment? Oh. Yes. Thank you.

I can't get in on my side. Yeah, that's right. Maybe I can get in from the other side.

Oh, and also, yeah, exactly, exactly. With this, I'll shake the car. Oh, okay. Oh, if it's too much trouble, I can just walk home.

Oh, then it's fine to impound it. Oh, it's okay to go ahead and impound it. I'm sorry.

Yes. Oh, we couldn't do it earlier, right? I think it's a car that can't be impounded.

Ah, that's right. Earlier, yeah, that was the case. Like, it's a car you can't impound.

I see. That's right. Just... I don't want to take up any more of your time, so...

Oh, let's just leave this truck here. Understood. Sorry about that. Yes. I'm sorry. We'll handle this as...

No, no. Not at all. Wait, didn't you kill the owner and steal this car?

Huh? Oh, no, that's not it. That wasn't me. Not at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. This is just...I happened to...yes.

Take care now. Oh, you too, take care. Yes. Yes. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Yes. Be careful.

If you don't take the items, it's a perfect crime, right? Since there's no evidence. Alright, with that said, Is this "Superman Under the Bridge" Episode 1? We'll wrap it up here, and I think we challenged ourselves with quite a few things, so, yeah, it was

fun today.