Speaker A
Hello, Mindy. I love that stuff. Been drinking it for years. You know, I I heard they recently decided to add more hops to it.
Clip from Superbad where McLovin is questioned by police after a convenience store incident, while his friends scramble for alcohol and the scene escalates into chaotic, comedic confusion.
Key Takeaways
- The clip is a comedic set piece built on escalating absurdity and awkward dialogue.
- Character-driven humor, especially McLovin's nervous improvisation, carries the scene.
- The transcript contains crude language and offensive jokes typical of the film's R-rated humor.
What the video covers
- A police officer interviews McLovin about a robbery, with the questioning repeatedly derailed by absurd tangents about names, ethnicity, and appearance.
- The officer's description of the suspect leads to confused and comedic exchanges, including a joke about Eminem resemblance.
- McLovin reveals his ID name, which the officers find amusing, and they discuss unusual names they've encountered.
- The scene includes a tangent about organ donation and a stock-style joke about women.
- McLovin's friends, having lost Jules's money and with Fogle arrested, desperately seek a new way to obtain liquor.
- McLovin accidentally hits a pedestrian with a car, leading to panic and attempts to bargain for silence.
- The pedestrian offers money and eventually alcohol in exchange for not being reported, escalating the tension.
- The clip ends with the group planning to obtain alcohol from a party, with the pressure of their goal driving the plot forward.
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Speaker A
Um, okay. I'm going to need to see some identification. Really makes me feel young again.
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] it's Carrie Hutchkins. She had the biggest tits I've ever seen, I think. Yeah, I heard she got breast reduction surgery. What? Making your tit smaller? It's like slapping God across the face for giving you a gorgeous gift.
Speaker A
She had back problems, man. And it's not just making them smaller. They completely reshape them. They make them more supple and symmetrical.
Speaker A
I got to catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let's make a move. She's going around the corner.
Speaker A
Okay. Your total is 9659. I don't believe it. Are you okay, mister? What the [ __ ] was that?
Speaker A
I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't believe it. I don't know, man. I think she looked better before, but now that she can jog comfortably, she's in the best shape she's ever What is this? What's
Speaker A
that? Man, holy [ __ ] They busted Fogle. How did this happen? Evan, [ __ ] man.
Speaker A
His dad's going to [ __ ] kill him. Look. Okay. He assaulted the customer, grabbed the cash, and ran out. So, how is how how how say when heightwise?
Speaker A
We're going to start up here. Just tell me when. I'll start in the bottom. And whatever 510 is, he was 510 ethnically.
Speaker A
I mean, did what um I mean, was he was he like us or a woman? No. Female? No. No, I was he like a Was he African? African. No, he was American and he was like you. He looked just like you. He's Jewish. Okay.
Speaker A
Jew. It's an odd crime for a Jew to come. Pretty docel. Okay. So, we have an African Jew wearing a hoodie. No, you don't. No, that's not what I said. Is that what you heard me say? I said he
Speaker A
looked like you. Do you look like an African Jew? No, I look like a cop.
Speaker A
Yeah, he was Caucasian. Caucasian. Oh, all right. Kind of look like Eminem. Does that help you? I'm an Eminem. So, he was circular. Marshall Mathers.
Speaker A
Eminem. The rapper Eminem. He look like this. I'm an amateur. I kind of That kind of looks like an Eminem. Longer face, bigger nose. Would you say his mouth was wider? Open. A gap. Is there another squad car that's in the area that could
Speaker A
probably be of further assistance? I don't seem to be getting any. Okay. So, just walk me through again what this guy did. He he he he came in. He's wielding uh he's wielding something. He hits the small gentleman in in the slacks and
Speaker A
then he jumps over you. He feels you up, violates you. I did not say that. No, he doesn't. Look, I can't do this. I told you already. I have an exam tomorrow.
Speaker A
Can you understand that? I have a goddamn veterary exam. God damn it. This some [ __ ] This is some [ __ ] I got exams, too.
Speaker A
Get this. I didn't get Apparently, someone has an exam. How'd you know? Stupid ass [ __ ] you. You're the one that got punched. Yeah. Okay, first things first. What is your name?
Speaker A
Uh my name it's M1. Mcloven. Yeah. Mhm. Yeah. What's your first name? What? Your first name? My first name? Technically, I don't have a first name, so don't worry about my first name.
Speaker A
But we're the police. Just want to get this the story straight. Come on, [ __ ] Come on. He must be so afraid. I don't believe this [ __ ] I can't believe this is happening. I didn't even know you could get arrested
Speaker A
for this [ __ ] We need that liquor. Are they going to like take him downtown or something? [ __ ] Fogle. He got arrested.
Speaker A
Okay, we're on our own. We need a new way to get liqu. [ __ ] How much money can you get?
Speaker A
Why are you talking about money, man? What about Fogle? What? That doesn't matter anymore. I lost $100 of Jules's money. What are we going to do? Bust him out of jail? I'm going to bake him a cake with a [ __ ] file in it. [ __ ]
Speaker A
Fogle. We need a new way to get liquor, which is [ __ ] impossible cuz we don't have any money. [ __ ] All right, you just need to calm down. We need to think for a second. We just need to think this
Speaker A
out. [ __ ] thinking. We need to act. Whoa, Seth. What the [ __ ] happened? Just get up slowly. You all right? You okay?
Speaker A
I am so sorry, man. I am so sorry. I didn't even [ __ ] see you at all, man.
Speaker A
Are you okay? So, it's just Mcloven. Yeah, that's badass. It is badass. Really cool. Badass. Yeah. A lot of people weird names nowadays. Chingy, Shakira, Rafe, Pax. We arrested a man lady who is legally named [ __ ] I think he was
Speaker A
Vietnamese. Was with a PH, but it's still pretty shocking to see on a license. Okay. And uh how old are you, Mcloven? Old enough.
Speaker A
Old enough for what? It's a party. Can I see your ID? Yeah, I think I have it.
Speaker A
[Music] You're an organ donor. What? I didn't want to be one, but my wife insisted. I always give him [ __ ] for it, too. I say it all the time. I say it's just like a woman. Even after
Speaker A
you're dead, they want to tear your heart apart. I say it weekly and it's still funny. It still makes me laugh. Really funny, though. I'm I'm sorry, guys. I don't I don't really have any information. He just kind of hit me and I didn't really
Speaker A
see what he looked like. Oh, I don't know if I can help you. In a hurry or something? Yeah, kind of had to catch that bus. Where were you headed? Uh near 13th in Granville.
Speaker A
Oh, we can take you there. Yeah, information on the way. Why waste too much? We'll take you. No problem.
Speaker A
Please, please don't report me, man. We can figure this out, right? We can figure this out, right? Why the [ __ ] wouldn't I report you? You just hit me with your car.
Speaker A
Because I'll do anything. Please. Okay. Anything. Like literally [ __ ] anything. Name anything. Name it. Name it. All right. Look. Hey, man. Hi.
Speaker A
Listen. You can trust me, okay? I'm going to be totally honest with you. I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime. Okay. There. Mercy Street, guys. Well, I'll be honest with you for a second. Okay, you better get
Speaker A
us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol or you're going to [ __ ] prison. What are you doing, man? Let's Okay, you don't need to. No, let's not.
Speaker A
Let's hang on a second here. Cough it up. Fine. I don't know if we should be doing anything too official. Let's work together. We're working together. Here we are. It's like, let's make a deal.
Speaker A
Here we go. Seven bucks. Are you [ __ ] serious? This isn't enough for anything.
Speaker A
What are you, a six-year-old? All I have. That's all I have. Well, you better think of something quickly. All right. Ah, my back. No, no, no, no. I'm back. We're back. Wait, wait, wait. Do that. All right, listen. I can get you
Speaker A
alcohol. I'm going over this party right now, bro. Okay. It's got booze. It's got girls. Boos and girls equals I don't know. Do you? I don't know. Do you? I think you do. Do you? Yes. That's a definite yes. Definite yes. Then just
Speaker A
give me one sec to talk it out. Sure. Yeah. Stay right here. Yeah. Yeah. Do what you got to do. You guys mix it over. No, I'll be over by the car. It's cool. Just talk it out. Hey, I'm a nice
Speaker A
guy. Come on. It's great. What are you thinking, man? What are you doing? What?
Speaker A
I lost Jules's money. Fogle's dead to us now. We don't have any other choices.
Speaker A
Let's go. I don't like this idea at all. This guy's [ __ ] creepy, man. Look at him. What? He looks like a guy. That's what guys look like. What is your problem? You guys know a guy named
Speaker A
Jimmy? You totally look like his brother. You totally look like his brother, man. You do.
Speaker A
You promised Becky you get her alcohol. If you don't, she's going to have a shitty night. That's all I'm saying.
Speaker A
Come on. We bingo bango ready to go.
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