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I swallowed an immortality pill someone just tossed out. Sure, I got infinite lifespan, but I'm not actually unkillable.
A janitor disciple silently eliminates cheat system users in Qingyun Sect, exposing their schemes and surviving deadly encounters.
Key Takeaways
- Cheat systems provide unfair advantages but can lead to fatal consequences if misused.
- The protagonist uses stealth and intelligence rather than brute force to neutralize threats.
- Maintaining sect order requires vigilance against both overt and covert system abuses.
- Overreliance on systems can cause users to underestimate risks and fail.
- True strength lies in careful observation and strategic intervention.
Summary
- The protagonist swallows an immortality pill granting infinite lifespan but remains vulnerable to fatal blows.
- He joins Qingyun Sect undercover as a janitor disciple to survive and observe cheat system users.
- Long Aotian, an outer disciple with a super recycling system, attempts to exploit a forbidden alchemy furnace but dies from a backlash.
- The protagonist discreetly destroys Long Aotian's system core, preventing its takeover.
- Ye Feng, a romance system host targeting the sect's holy maiden Lin Qingxue, fails multiple attempts to win her over and is expelled.
- The protagonist sabotages Ye Feng’s plans, causing his system to self-destruct.
- Wang Fugui arrives with a tycoon system, flaunting wealth and disrupting sect order.
- The protagonist destroys counterfeit currency produced by Wang Fugui’s system.
- Jiang Tan, a new enforcer with a Master Detective System, investigates suspicious incidents in the sect.
- The protagonist continues to quietly monitor and eliminate cheat system users to maintain sect balance.
Chapters
- 00:00Immortality Pill and Joining Qingyun Sect
- 00:32Long Aotian and the Forbidden Furnace
- 01:03Long Aotian's Reckless Ambition
- 02:06Furnace Explosion and System Backlash
- 05:03Aftermath and Sweeping the System Remains
- 05:33Ye Feng's Romance System and Attempts
- 07:01Sabotaging Ye Feng's Plans
- 10:50Wang Fugui and the Tycoon System
- 11:56Counterfeit Currency Destroyed
- 12:20Jiang Tan and the Master Detective System
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One fatal blow and I'm done. To survive in this world, I joined Qingyun Sect and went undercover as a nobody janitor disciple. But in my second year of sweeping floors, I ran into this outer disciple named Long Aotian. Word was he had a cheat called
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the super recycling system. The way he looked at people always had this creepy vibe. One day he set his sights on the broken alchemy
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furnace in the back mountain, a forbidden zone.
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The grand elder made it crystal clear: go near it and you die. But Long Aotian had his system backing him up, so he didn't care about rules one bit. I was sweeping leaves when I saw him sneaking over holding some jade
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slip that looked like a scanner. Then I heard it go beep. Detected an ancient divine artifact worth 100 million points.
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Long Aotian's face went red with excitement, laughing his head off. With these points I can unlock the primordial sacred body and stomp every inner disciple into the dirt.
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Watching him inch closer to the forbidden zone, I quietly set down my broom, did some quick mental math on the blast radius, casually backed up 30 jang, hid behind a giant boulder, and slapped a shock-absorbing talisman on myself just
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in case. Long Aotian caught that and spun around. When he spotted me,
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he shot me this cold sinister glare and told me to get lost, even threatened if I breathed a word to
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anyone he'd recycle me.
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"Don't worry, senior brother, I'm blind." He snorted, turned back around, and slammed both hands onto the furnace.
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"System, go!" The second those words left his mouth, the furnace started violently shaking and let out this deep rumbling burp-like boom. Next second, black energy shot up like
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a pillar of ink into the sky. That was no divine
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artifact. It was the formation core suppressing the
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demon lord's remnant soul connected straight to the nine abyss ley lines.
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The system's greed just triggered a full-on backlash. Warning. Host is attempting to recycle a world foundation stone. System collapse imminent.
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Long Aotian let out a terrified scream, but the demonic energy wrapped around his limbs instantly
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and his skin started melting like a candle. Right then, a beam of golden light tried to bolt out through the top of his head.
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That was the system's core. I saw it, gave my broom a light flick, sent a tiny pebble flying, and nailed that golden light dead on.
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It deflected with a crackle and slammed straight into the demonic energy. The system started begging inside my head, said it'd unbind itself, recognize me as its master, and hook me up with unlimited god-tier cultivation techniques.
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But I just thought stone-faced, waste
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sorting is everyone's responsibility. I ignored it. The demonic energy swallowed the golden light and Long Aotian whole. All that was left was a puddle of bubbling blood.
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The grand elder showed up and looked like he was about to be sick. "Who did this? Who dared touch the seal here? Get out here right now."
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"Grand elder, senior brother Lou said the furnace looked dirty and just wanted to wipe the dust off and then it just blew up."
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"Idiot, what an absolute
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idiot. That arrogant fool Long Aotian, why didn't you stop him?"
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Grand elder, please spare me. Senior brother Lou was an inner sect prodigy. I'm just a cowardly janitor. How was I supposed to stop him?
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Seeing how upfront I was, he didn't have time to deal with me and
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rushed off to repair the formation.
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Once everyone cleared out, I slowly shuffled over. I looked at the system's twitching remains in the puddle of blood and casually swept it into
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a special sealed box. Seven days after Long Aotian's death, another guy showed up in
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the outer sect, a pretty boy
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named Ye Feng. He was prettier than most women, walked like he was gliding on lotus flowers, and always had a folding fan in his hand. One look and I could see that fan
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was wrapped in pink threads of karmic fate. Classic peach blossom tribulation. He was a romance system host with one very clear target, the sect's cold and untouchable holy maiden, Lin Qingxue.
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In a pavilion, he confidently laid out his whole game plan to thin air, treating the holy maiden like an S-rank NPC to romance, even
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dreaming of turning all of Qingyun Sect into his personal harem.
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In his system's view, I was just a level one gray-named background NPC, not even worth clicking on.
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What he didn't know was I heard every single word he said. To engineer a meet-cute, Ye Feng went all out.
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First attempt,
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he planted himself on Lin Qingxue's regular route and played the bury-my-dead-father bit, cosplaying a broke scholar in distress.
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As I walked by, I slipped some itching powder under the straw mat where the dead father was lying.
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The moment Lin Qingxue walked over, the corpse suddenly jumped up and threw a full set of martial arts combos.
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Ye Feng froze on the spot and Lin Qingxue walked off cold as ice.
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Second attempt, he hired thugs to stage a hero saves the girl scene in the back mountain.
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I wasn't sitting this one out either. I tossed a few mutant fire wasp nests into the bushes where the thugs were hiding.
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When Lin Qingxue approached, Ye Feng shouted, "Let her go. Come at me." But the thugs that exploded out of those bushes didn't charge at Lin Qingxue.
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They charged at Ye Feng, howling and clutching their rear ends. Watching Ye Feng get beaten into a pig head, Lin Qingxue looked at him like he was insane, drew her sword, and sent him flying three jang.
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Third
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attempt, Ye Feng got a red letter elimination warning from his system and totally lost it.
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He pulled out his trump card, the peach blossom sacred fan. He released nine turn soul-seducing smoke at the crossroads, potent enough to drop even nascent soul cultivators, and greedily waited for Lin Qingxue to collapse.
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I silently counted to one, snipped a branch with my scissors, snick, the vine snapped back and whipped Ye Feng right on the ankle, sending him stumbling face-first forward.
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The sacred fan flew out of his hand
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and sailed straight toward Lin Qingxue.
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She sliced it clean in half with pure sword
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instinct. The high-concentration soul smoke instantly backlashed, exploding right in Ye Feng's own face.
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The effects kicked in right there in public. He grabbed a moss-covered boulder and started going at it, tearing at his clothes and screaming for the holy maiden.
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Every disciple passing by was completely floored.
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Everyone started whispering that he had a necrophilia fetish. Lin Qingxue, absolutely disgusted,
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summoned the enforcement squad and had him stripped of his cultivation and expelled from the sect, charged with bribery, misconduct, and assaulting a core disciple. As Ye Feng got dragged away like a dead dog, I kept trimming flower branches without even looking up and kindly reminded him there was a live ant colony on that boulder.
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That night, his system self-destruct triggered
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from the failed mission and blew his heart apart.
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I swept the shattered
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system fragment, faintly glowing pink, into a dustpan and let out a long sigh.
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Lust is a blade above the head.
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The ancients never lied. Ye Feng's body hadn't even gone cold before Wang Fugui made his entrance.
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The name basically means rich and noble. And sure enough, he rolled in with a tycoon system.
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At the entrance of the scripture pavilion, he waved his hand and spirit stones poured out of the void like a waterfall.
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They stacked up into a glittering mountain in seconds.
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Wang Fugui stood on top of it, laughing like a maniac, mocking hard work and cultivation as garbage, declaring that money runs the world.
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He even started pelting the crowd with spirit stones. Just shout Daddy Wang once and he'd hand you 10 top-grade
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spirit stones.
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The crowd went absolu
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down the drain. Good thing I've always been broke. Turns out sudden riches like this really [music] can get you killed.
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Once the elders were busy saving people, I walked over and spotted a glittering golden shard lying in the mud.
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Stone-faced, I stepped on it and ground it to nothing, laughing coldly to myself. Counterfeit currency machine destroyed.
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After blow after blow, Qingyun Sect finally decided to lock down the mountain and clean house.
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But for system hosts, chaos is just a ladder. The fourth genius had arrived, and unlike the ones before, he wasn't flashy or dramatic.
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His name was Jiang Tan, newly appointed enforcer in the outer sect's law enforcement hall, always walking around with a magnifying glass, crouching at crime scenes, because he had the Master Detective System. [music] This time I was genuinely a little
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worried. His mission was to crack the mystery behind Qingyun Sect's serial deaths and find the mastermind known as [music] the cleaner.
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This was the first time someone had come specifically for me. One day, I was cleaning up the back mountain platform where Long Aotian had died.
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Jiang Tan walked over. Instead of taking in the scenery like a normal person, he got straight down on the ground with his magnifying glass and muttered, "The soil composition here has 0.01% more carbonized hemoglobin than the surrounding area.
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And there are traces of the spiritual energy flow being forcibly severed." He stood up, and his sharp gaze locked onto me instantly.
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Faced with his questioning, I hunched over and played the part of a timid yes-man janitor. Told him I saw black smoke pouring out of the furnace that day [music] and bolted.
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Jiang Tan listened while slowly circling me, eyes narrowed. [music] I could feel his system running a full scan.
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Analysis result, heart rate stable, microexpressions normal, spiritual energy fluctuation, none. Subject is an ordinary mortal.
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The suspicion in his eyes faded a little, but didn't disappear. He suddenly fixed his gaze on the tool in my hand and said, "Let me see that broom." [music] My heart clenched. This broom looked totally plain, but after sweeping up so
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many system fragments over the days, it had absorbed a trace of special rule energy.
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The moment I handed it over, Jiang Tan immediately activated a deep system scan. Detected, high concentration unknown radiation. Danger level, SSS.
Topics:Qingyun Sectcheat systemsimmortality pillsuper recycling systemromance systemtycoon systemcultivationalchemy furnacesystem self-destructionmartial arts
