Speaker A
What we have now is a completely neurotic population obsessed with cleanliness, hygiene, and germs. Where did the sudden fear of germs come from? I don't automatically wash my hands every time I go to the bathroom, okay? And if I drop food on the floor, I'd pick it up and eat it. [Applause] You can't even get a decent hamburger anymore. They cook the [ __ ] out of everything now because everybody's afraid of food poisoning. Hey, where's your sense of adventure? Take a [ __ ] chance. Bunch of goddamn [ __ ]. Everybody's running around scrubbing this and spraying that and overcooking their food and repeatedly washing their hands, trying to avoid all contact with germs. It's ridiculous, and it goes to ridiculous lengths. If you kill all the germs around you and live a completely sterile life, then when germs do come along, you're not going to be prepared. And never mind ordinary germs. What are you going to do when some super virus comes along that turns your vital organs into liquid [ __ ]? I'll tell you what you're going to do. You're going to get sick, you're going to die, and you're going to deserve it because you're [ __ ] weak and you got a [ __ ] weak immune system now. But you know something? In my neighborhood, no one ever got polio. No one ever. You know why? Because we swam in raw sewage, you know, to cool off. It strengthened our immune systems. The polio never had a prayer. We were tempered in raw [ __ ].
