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Ow. Hakuna Matata. [music] [music] [music] Bow. Must be the hottest day of the year. How is Mrs. Hasagewa?
Celebrate Stitch Day with a fun Lilo & Stitch marathon featuring snowy adventures, experiment 523 chaos, and heartwarming moments on the island.
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Key Takeaways
- Trying new things can lead to unexpected fun and growth, as shown by Stitch warming up to snow.
- Teamwork is essential to overcoming challenges, especially when dealing with experiment 523's freeze.
- Even seemingly negative situations, like a snowstorm on a tropical island, can have positive aspects.
- Humor and lightheartedness help characters cope with difficulties and strengthen friendships.
- The importance of balance between opposing forces, such as heat and cold, is highlighted.
What the video covers
- The episode opens on a hot day with characters seeking ways to cool off, including air conditioning and shaved ice.
- Experiment 523, a freeze inducer, causes snow and ice to cover the tropical island, creating chaos.
- Stitch and friends try to stop experiment 523 from freezing the island permanently.
- The snow brings both trouble and fun, with characters learning to enjoy new experiences despite initial dislike.
- Gantu and other characters get involved in the battle against the freezing experiment.
- The episode features humor, action, and themes of trying new things and teamwork.
- The island is eventually warmed back up, and characters reflect on the experience positively.
- The video includes references to other episodes and characters, adding depth to the storyline.
- The story balances the conflict with lighthearted moments and lessons about acceptance and change.
- The episode ends with a celebration of friendship and the Hawaiian sun returning.
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I do look pretty hot, don't I? I got a pizza. I know you don't like trying new things, but this is where I always come when it's too hot to go to the beach. The air-conditioned airport.
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Not only is it cool, but this is where I get all my before shots.
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Look at that one. He's as pale as a mummy. Dick. You know what you need? Ice-cold soda.
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The machine's outside. Here. That's dollar. Go buy us one. [groaning] Wow. Did I get me change?
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Stitch. That's more than change. You can't do that. It's not right. And it's against the law. Let's go.
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Stupid broken air conditioner. Let's knock. Hate this heat. Aw, poor little guppy. Say, would a nice warm cup of tea help? Maybe some piping hot tomato soup?
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I can make you cheeseburger. Warning, experiment 523 activated. Oh, a freeze inducer. Perfect. I'll turn this sweltering mud ball into something livable.
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Hey, Gantu. You want yours medium or well done? Knock it off. Okay, plan B to beat the heat, shaved ice.
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Ooh, they have new flavors. You've never even tried them. Fine. More for me. Here you go. One little experiment.
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Pink, blue, and black. Elvis' favorite colors. The heat's busted my ice maker. Don't know what I'm going to do if I can't fix it. But, I think I can scrape up another one for your dog.
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Forget it. He never tries anything new. Besides, he got in trouble for grand theft soda. He almost got arrested.
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Arrested? I had to give the soda back and the money. But, it's okay, though. He doesn't have to go to a federal prison.
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I got you one anyway. Just in case you wanted to snow? It's It's snowing! This is so great! Let's tell everybody!
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It's just snow. It's not going to hurt you. Get down from there. 5:15, your thermostat is adjusted. Hot wave should no longer overheat you.
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Don't mention it. Explody head. Beware. Beware. [screaming] Jumba, we're being invaded. Millions of little white aliens are landing outside as we speak.
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Invaders? You need to lay off the coconut cake. We must quarantine this area against the invasion. It may already be too late.
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What? What invasion? Little white aliens falling from the sky, taking over our bodies. I may already be a victim.
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You're talking about snow. It's frozen rain. Harmless. Huh? [laughter] Okay, you caught me. Just pulling a little joke there. Ha.
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I, being an expert on this planet, of course knew it was snow all the time.
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Behold, a fascinating new Earth weather to experience. And I'm not being slowly consumed by an evil parasite. YAY! WOO!
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EXPERIMENT 523 wasn't my most evil one. Mostly it makes ice and snow. Uh, his reaction is expected. 626 does not like snow, is form of water.
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I agree with Stitch. I don't like snow anymore either. That is too bad. Because experiment 523 will continue his deep freeze programming. He will make icy blizzards, mile-high snow drifts, and keep all leftovers edible for up to 6 months. For better to spread his
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freezing cold breath everywhere. 523 will go to highest point on island. That's Mount Wannahockaloogie. Come on, Stitch.
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Nagatackaba. Relax. I have an idea that will keep you warm. Ready? I hope the toast you're wearing stays warm. I made it extra dark.
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The little troublemaker is going to freeze the whole island if we don't get up.
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It's icy. So, be careful not to Woah! slip. I'm going to need more toast.
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STITCH! STITCH! [screaming] GOT YOU. NOT EVEN THE TRUCK COULD stop you. Which leaves no one to oppose me?
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You missed. That's what you think. Huh? You aren't You aren't going to leave me like this, are you?
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No. Let's make Hello, cousin. Finally, the sun is back and so are you. You must have caught the little snow monster.
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His name is Slushy. Oh, thank the kings of Groov Plock 5. No more of that freezing cold snow. It's awful, just awful.
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Actually, it's not awful enough. Only makes everything cold and wet. No, not very evil at all.
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But it makes snow and that's good. You can slide on it, throw it at each other, even make snow zombies out of it.
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So, want to try it with me? No. Well, fine. Go inside. I am going to play in the snow.
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All right, slushy. Do your stuff, but only from my house. [music] I must catch that experiment.
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Can't you go any faster? Sure. I could use your blaster. Gosh, you know what a lousy shot I am. I mean, I might miss and hit you in the patookie.
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No, no blaster. I like my patookie. I'm so glad you could come by and play with me and Stitch, Myrtle.
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Well, I'm not. I think you and your dog are weird. Me and Stitch are sorry you feel that way, Myrtle. Here, have a snowball.
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Oops. Looks like you're going to need head surgery. Did you see that? Snow can be delightfully EVIL AFTER ALL. LET'S GO OUTSIDE.
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But it's cold. Oh, hey Stitch. Aloha. I know you weren't just looking outside at the snow cuz you don't like it.
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I understand. I forgot to give my snow stitch arms. These forks will work. See you.
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Snowflakes compacted into sphere makes for excellent projectile. Projectile? You mean for Haha. Very funny.
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Done. Now all we need is something for you to fight. [laughter] [snorts] [screaming] [laughter] [screaming] No.
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We better go tell slushy to cool it or maybe not cool it. Oh dear, the snow maker got away.
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Look, Gametu got him. This is bad right? Yep. Good thing you like snow now, Hostitch.
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Indeed. Experiment 523 works better than ever dreamed. If I spewing continues, entire island will be transformed from tropical paradise to frozen tundra forever. He's very EVIL AFTER ALL.
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[laughter] OH, RIGHT. NOT BIG FANS OF EVIL. SORRY. [laughter] [crying] Soon the entire island will be a solid chunk of ice.
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Now that I have this impenetrable ice fortress, it will be simple to collect the remaining experiment pods.
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Well, how you going to do do do do that if they're buried in the snow?
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The pods emanate a heat signature that will show up only on my thermal scanner.
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What if somebody tries to stop you? There's no way anyone could even get up here to try and stop me.
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DON'T FORGET YOUR HATS. SO, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DEFEAT THAT little freezer bird?
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Bird? Hmm. That gives me an idea, but I'm going to need your help. [music] [screaming] [music] [music] Who would dare approach my fortress of ice? AND AT THIS HOUR?
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Get the blasters. Ha! I guess you could say I iced them. Yeah, you iced a couple of snowmen.
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Let's go find slushy. They're trapped. You were foolish to think you could stop me.
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We weren't trying to stop you, just distract you. From what? Hi Slody. 523, get him.
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Elemental evil genius experiments about to join in epic battle and I forgot camera. [laughter] [screaming] Have you missed?
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He didn't miss. Just tricked you again. Yay, Explody Head. Do not be celebrating yet.
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Oh, no. [music] [screaming] Now, FREEZE THEM ALL. THAT ONE WAS MINE. STOP. STOP IT. I I SURRENDER.
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DON'T WORRY, SLASHY. We'll find you a nice home. But first, Explody Head has to heat up the island.
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Got to love that Hawaiian sun. Right, Stitch? Uh. You just had to freeze everything.
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[snorts] I think I caught a cold. Great. I can fix you my famous chicken soup sandwich.
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Ooh. Mahalo plenty, Lilo. [gasps] Your little uh sludgy friend, he was a real lifesaver.
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Not a problem, Louie. See you. And thank you, Stitch. Huh? Well, for giving snow a try.
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I know you didn't want to try new things, but I'm glad you did. [music] [music] [music] Tooky baba.
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How? Look at this, baba. [music] [music] [music] [music] [snorts] [screaming] You want to go see what?
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Sludge Mummy's episode 2, Attack of the Bone. But you didn't even see the first movie.
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Only because you wouldn't take me. Hello, you were three. Myrtle gets to see PG movies.
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Her mom goes with her. Oh, and if Myrtle's mom jumped off a cliff, I suppose you'd want me to do that too.
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Wow, would you? No, there'll be no cliff jumping and no sludge zombie movies. They're sludge mummies.
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Whatever. [clears throat] Lilo, look. I've got work to do. I said no movie. And I mean no movie.
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This is a picture of us never getting to do anything fun. Ther
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I mean, what good is it? Unless maybe you're a puppy at the pound cuz nobody ever adopts the old dogs.
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They just adopt the puppies. That's what the shelter lady said when we went to adopt you. But aside from that, being young just totally Hey.
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That head. Those tan lines. I've seen them before. It's sunburned ice cream tourist. But now he's a baby?
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Jumba! Yes, it is very same human. Result doubting. This is work of experiment 151.
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From the civic disturbances series? Yes. Idea was to turn entire populations into babies. With no grownuppers around to babysit little tyklings, whole planets are turning into bawling, squalling, UNSUPERVISED CHAOS.
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MUCH LIKE JUMBA FAMILY DINNER TABLE. HEHE, I miss those day. So, what do we do about him?
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Eh, effects eventually wear off on their own. When? 18 to 21 years depending on state and local ordinances.
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18 to 21 years? We'll all be mummified by then. There is one other solution. Special growing up formula that reverses 151's effects. Unfortunately, is impossible to create formula.
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Why? New 2.0 computer refuses to read old 1.0 files. Piece of bletch gorch. Too bad Jumba's computer is on the blink. We don't even know what 151 looks like.
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Akubata? That's got to be it. GO GET HIM. TADA! HUH? GOOD JOB, STITCH. Let's go.
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Bark, bark. Oh, look, Myrtle. It's your little friend, Lilo. Lilo, over here. Mom. Don't.
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Do you want to see Sledge Mammies with us? We've got an extra seat. Mom, that seat is for our purses.
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Right girls? Yeah. No, thanks, Mrs. Myrtle's mom. I've got an alien in my backpack and we've really got to get home quick to have it genetically redesigned.
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Oh, yes, I see. It can't stay here on Earth unless it learns to channel its destructive impulses.
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Yes, exactly. Oh, great. Lilo's making your mom into a weirdo too. Lilo, I told you no Sludge Mummy movies.
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Nani, but I I didn't didn't think I'd come by and check. Well, you were wrong.
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Uh Oh, trouble coming. I can't believe you disobeyed me. I said you couldn't see that movie.
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How come you're always telling me what to do? Because I'm the older sister here. I'm the babysitter.
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I am not a baby, and you're not an adult. You're just a grown-up. Whatever. I'm responsible for you, Lilo.
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That means I'm all about what's best for you. So, what I say goes. You mean LIKE A DICTATOR?
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GO TO YOUR rooftop dome. I'm [screaming] already there. [groaning] STUPID HEAD, NANI. She gets to tell us what to do just because she's older.
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If only I was older than her, then we could go see Attack of the Bones.
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Uh-oh. I'm telling you I HEARD SOMETHING. [screaming] HUH? UH-OH. HUH? This is bad. Well, now that I'm the oldest, I guess I'm in charge.
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But what do I do? I guess adults always just do whatever they want to do. So let's go to the movies. Come on, gang.
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[laughter] [screaming] Jumba, no. I'm in charge now, and I say you have to stop being evil and go to the movies with me.
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Playtime. Playtime. Nani, how many times have you told me you can't play in the dryer?
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STITCH NO. I MADE oops in my pants. Nani no. Jumba NO. [screaming] STITCH, NO.
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I MADE MORE OOPS IN MY PANTS. [crying] [screaming] Guess the movie's off. I'm a mother of four.
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[screaming] [laughter] [laughter] [screaming] Now she's going to need surgery again. You're both grounded. [screaming] THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.
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OH, NO. NOT NOW, NOT NOW. IT'S NAP TIME. I KNEW I'D FIND YOU HERE, YOU PUDGY LITTLE winged abomination.
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No, leave it alone, you big dummy. Oh, and who's going to stop me, little girl? You and your infant army?
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This was the easiest one ever. Being the bigger sister takes. I don't know how you do it.
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Quickly. Not again. Yes, I'm calling for a babysitter. Are you available? Today? Right now?
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Why? Because I have to rescue a genetic mutant alien from another really giant fish-faced alien, but I can't take four babies along because you know what that would be?
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That's right, child endangerment. I'd be the worst bigger sister that ever was. So get your hiney over here and look after these babies so I can save the genetic mutant and find the one place it truly belongs and we can all live
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happily ever Hello? Hello? [screaming] A baby making experiment? Hey, aren't humans capable of doing that all by themselves?
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No, no, no. It turns grown-ups into babies. Really, huh? Yes, babies. Hmm, hey, I'm feeling a little peckish.
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How about making me a Hey, how'd you GET A [groaning] NO! [laughter] SORRY, G. I COULDN'T RESIST. I always wondered if you started out like a guppy or a tadpole. Turns out you were just a smaller kind of ugly.
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Oh, aerial attack. Woof. [screaming] [crying] Get back! Did my hamster eyes just see what I thought they saw? The escape of yet another valuable experiment? AND WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE A BABY, YOU INCOMPETENT, LAZY, ALSO SMELLY, FISH-FOOTED
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[screaming] HEY, LIGHTEN UP, DR. H, will you? Little goo-goo here hasn't had his nap yet.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, there will be no NAPPING OF THE BABIES. [screaming] I WANT MY EXPERIMENTS. SO, GET GOING. GO, GO, GO.
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NO NO NO. [screaming] OH, NO. YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT work right now. [laughter] Okay, I'm supposed to be the responsible adult.
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What would a responsible adult do? Call in sick. Jumbo, stop playing with Jumbo's computer. You'll break it. Hello.
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Rental Pavilion, is Mr. Jameson there? Is Mr. Jameson? Are you okay? [screaming] I want my mom.
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151 must have gone away from Camp Tooth. It's turning more people into babies. [screaming] I can't do this. I can't take care of a whole island of babies.
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Jumbo, I told you not to. Hey, you found the recipe to make everyone their normal age again. But, how'd you fix the computer?
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Evil genius child prodigy. Okay, 1 cup of milk, 3 mashed bananas, 2 tsp applesauce, and what?
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A dollop of 100% Kona coffee? But, you got to be an adult to buy that.
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Okay, everyone, just please behave for like 5 minutes. All we need is some 100% Kona coffee to get everyone back to normal.
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Here we go. Excuse me, could you buy me some 100% Kona coffee? I've got the money for it.
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Sorry, kid. You have to be 21 to buy the hard stuff. Um I know. It's just I left my ID at home.
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And I've got these four babies. Honey, let's just go. [crying] [screaming] Yay! After us.
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Wow. Wow, [crying] you go. Uh-uh. Baby prodigy has a plan. Mine. Mine. MINE. MINE.
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MINE. BE CAREFUL, LITTLE GOOGU. DON'T HURT that poor INNOCENT SLIDE. YOU OKAY? YEAH. JUMBA, I don't suppose you invented a baby fire catcher, did you, Jumba?
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Oh no. I forgot the babies. Too many peoples. Must clear room somehow. Oops. [screaming] [laughter] Wow.
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Wow. Stitch catch. [music] [music] [screaming] Ooh. Little Googoos worn his self out. Yes, he has. Time for nappy wappies.
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Rock-a-hula baby. Little girl. You're back to normal. Yes. We obtained final ingredient for baby cure recipe. Made big batch.
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Yeah, it was so tasty I had seconds. And boy, do I feel great. Awake, strong, and energetic, but not jittery at all. No, no, no. Whoa! Is that the time already?
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Remember how to use this? You're back. Thank goodness I'm the little sister again. Being responsible is hard.
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Yeah, but it can be pretty satisfying when you raise a good kid. I am pretty good, huh?
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Yep. In fact, I want to reward you for being babysitter for a day. Let's go see some Sludge Monsters.
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Attack of the bones? Really? Yeah. I kind of forgot what it was like to be a kid.
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Now I remember. When you got to see a scary movie, you got to see a scary movie. But we're not taking that thing [music] with us. So, do your finding it's one real place or whatever it is you do, and let's get
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going. Let's see here. What's the one place where being really young is a good thing?
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PUPPIES AT THE POUND. MEET YOU AT THE MOVIES LATER. Why the pound? Don't ask me, but you know what I never noticed before is how wide I can open my eye. Look at that's pretty good, huh?
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That's like so incredibly open. I bet I can see through solid lead. Old Mr. Patterson has been waiting for someone to adopt him for months. I'm afraid his time here is just about up.
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We can fix that. Ooh, ach chi chi papa. Ach chi chi papa. Mommy, look at this one. I want this one.
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[music] [screaming] Hello, baby hotline? Yeah, hi. I have a purple large shark-like alien baby. No, this isn't a joke. OH, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, DON'T HANG UP. I OH.
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BLITZNECK. [music] [music] Tuki bubu baba. Ow. Ooh, ach chi chi papa. Maka maka. Akachichi baba.
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Gaba ikka tasu ba? Ucha chika. [music] Wow. Today's speaker has helped thousands of people through her syndicated TV and radio shows and is the best-selling author of I'm Peachy, You're Peachy, which lose your water dog?
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I'm sorry, doctor. I'll get them up. I'll get them up. [music] Ow! What is that thing? A mutant porcupine or or A bug?
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Ladies and gentlemen, the smartest person in the world, Dr. Gladys Overboard. The Scooby-Dooby-Doo mama shama lama pup.
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She doesn't sound nearly as smart as she does on TV. WHAT'S THAT? [laughter] GOOD WORK TODAY, CLASS. But before you go, I have a reminder. Tomorrow is the Ohana Rama Trivia Championship and this year we have an outstanding grand prize.
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Oh, goody. I get a prize. And what makes you think your family's going to win, Myrtle?
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Because we always win. It's a brand new computer. [screaming] So, brush up on your trivia.
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But you already have a computer. Three, actually. That's why I'm a child prodigy. I bet Lilo's not smart enough to even have a computer.
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I have advanced alien technology computers. And then there's my dog. He [snorts] knows molecular physics.
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Bark. Bark. I always knew you were dense, Lilo, but I didn't know you could be outsmarted by a dog.
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But I know one thing for sure. If your family is half as thick as you are, you don't stand a chance at the Ohana Rama.
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That is not a good idea. No, Stitch. We're going to need more than a voodoo doll to beat Myrtle. Her family does always win.
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Somehow. Jumba, have you seen the colander? Hey, that better be an electric spaghetti strainer or we're having soggy pasta.
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Is not for cooking. Is evil eliminator. New genius way for turning experiments from bad to good. [music] I'm testing on experiment 110, designed to annoy enemies with nonstop talking.
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Anyway, she's a Sagittarius. I'm a Leo, so we really couldn't Hey, what's going on? Oh, is that for me? What to do? Hey, Jumba. Maybe we can go for ice cream later, huh? Can we? Can we? Can we? My
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favorite's pistachio, although rocky road's pretty good, too. I also like peppermint cherry and chocolate almond and cookie double crunch and [music] pumpkin blueberry mocha mint chip and macadamia nut ice cream. Ho, ho, ho. Get it? Christmas. Ha, ha.
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Vanilla bean, tutti frutti, fudge nut swirl, butter [music] pecan, apple walnut, banana chocolate chip, blackberry ice, chocolate banana hazelnut, cashew butter crunch, maple parfait, cinnamon banana walnut, lemon sorbet, coconut pineapple, key lime, pistachio, blueberry ripple, chocolate mango, peanut butter, strawberry,
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praline caramel delight, persimmon punch Perhaps polarity It minor readjustmentation. Has it ever occurred to you that there might be a better way to turn evil experiments to good, huh?
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Better than untested hazardous technology? Impossible. No such thing exists. Well, Mr. I'm such a super genius I think I know everything and never give my roommate any credit even when he's right, especially about wearing white after Labor Day.
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I've been watching Dr. Okra on TV and I've learned how Earthlings deal with their emotional problems.
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It's fascinating. First, they all sit in a circle and then uh hugging, crying. Oh, and throwing chairs.
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Evil genius Jumba is intrigued. Jumba, Pleakley, get your hat and wig. We need to go to the museum to brush up on our trivia.
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Gentlemen, you are the finest minds on the planet and together you're going to whip Myrtle Edmonds in the Ohana Rama tomorrow.
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The Ohana Rama? Ohana Rama. It's a contest. Kind of like a a game show.
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Hey, if funny name contest is not until tomorrow, why are we not relaxationing at home with frosty beverage?
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Practice. Trivia contest mean you have to know every fact about anything that ever happened anywhere.
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Huh? For starter. How come you're not on the team with us? Well, I'm just a dopey little Earthling and we need alien geniuses on our team.
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Then why is Pleakley here? Hey! Kidding. Everything going okay? He's reminding me of ex-wife.
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Before face lift. Wash with like colors only. They should ASK THAT QUESTION. OHANA [cheering and screaming] EXPERIMENT 319, RUN!
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[cheering] [screaming] STITCH, that's one of your cousins. [screaming] [laughter] Way to go, Stitch. Stitch, what's wrong?
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[groaning] Now, this might pinch you a little. Please try to be more cushy with Stitchy.
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Well, it's your own fault, Mr. Evil Experiment Maker. Wow, that's a huge bandage. Ooh, it's going to be a long time before sitting on evil genius keister.
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Jumba, why weren't you affected by Spike? Spike? Experiment 319. I'm calling him Spike. Name is all too appropriate, but to answer question, even Jumba's superior alien bottom is not immune to spiky spikes.
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Then how come you're not acting dopey like Stitch? La la la la la la Well, for because Jumba designed experiment 319 to take normally intelligent planetary populations and increase silly goof factor by 99% leaving only 1% clever.
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So? So, even 1% jumbo brains is plenty super genius. Haha. How? Huh? Oh, brother.
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Tell me this is only temporary. In 48 hours 626 will be back to having brain like supercomputer. Until then, you will have to settle for brain like chicken salad.
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Shouldn't laugh. But the Ohana Rama is tomorrow, and we need three people to play.
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Then, little girl must compete. I can't play against Myrtle. I'd just mess everything [music] up.
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What if I rebuilt Stitch's smarts from scratch? 626 does have accelerated memory rebooting capabilities.
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Good enough for me. Come on, Stitch. Stitch! So, what do we do with this guy?
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Just give me a few minutes to recalibrate evil eliminator. Oh, no, you don't. But little girl is busy un-unsmartifying experiment 626. How is Fiver supposed to be converted to good?
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I'll use the Dr. Okra method. It looks like we're all here, so let's begin. Using my extensive Earth expertise, [music] I've adapted Dr. Okra's theories into my very own seminar entitled Evil Attitude Remodification and Wayward Anger Extraction, or as I like to call it, Ear
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Wax. We'll begin with level one, sharing. Fiver here will buzz if you don't tell the truth, so please speak openly and honestly. Does anyone have anything they'd like to share with the group?
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Anybody? Well, I have something, but uh Oh, no, no, please, go on, Nosy. You'll feel much better if you just get it off your chest.
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Okay. His antenna thingy? It isn't really green. What? Wait a minute, you Nope. HE'S GOING PREMATURELY ORANGE, BUT DYES IT green at night so no one will notice.
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No, I DON'T. AND THAT'S NOT ALL. HE PLUCKS HIS UNIBROW. CUT IT OFF! You're supposed to share things about yourself, not other people, specially me.
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I'll share something about myself. I'm bored. I'm too smart for this stuff. Hey, Bonnie, if you're so smart, how come we ended up in the slammer?
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Aw, can it, Clyde. It's your fault we got nabbed in THE FIRST PLACE. WHY YOU ROTTEN LITTLE [laughter] SO-AND-SO, I'LL MANGLE YOU!
Speaker A
OKAY, let's just skip to level five. Aromatherapy. Where'd that come from? None of your business. Now, aromatherapy, interestingly enough, is the study of smells, aromas, AND ODORS.
Speaker A
WOW! YEAH, NOW THIS IS MORE LIKE IT. YEAH, THIS IS BETTER THAN TACO NIGHT IN THE BIG HOUSE.
Speaker A
NO, NO, NO! SENSELESS VIOLENCE will only lead to hugging and crying. You're doing it ALL WRONG.
Speaker A
WOW! WHO THREW THAT? THAT IS SUPPOSED TO BE A CHAIR. [screaming] OKAY, STITCH, PREPARE FOR the ultimate cram session.
Speaker A
Tarball. What? [screaming] [screaming] Wow, I SHOULD BE TAKING NOTES. THIS IS GREAT STUFF. THAT'S IT. DR. EVIL SAYS WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HUGGING AND CRYING. WE'RE GOING TO HUG AND CRY.
Speaker A
OH BOY, me and my big mouth. I don't think you're evil. I think you're special. You just need a big hug.
Speaker A
[screaming] [groaning] I'm sorry, Clyde. I'm sorry, Bonnie. [snorts] I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry. I'm not going to cry.
Speaker A
[crying] This is so beautiful. I heard on TV that listening to Mozart makes you smart. If that's true, listening to Elvis will make you super smart.
Speaker A
You recognize him, don't you? It's working. It's working. Let the king's music heal you.
Speaker A
I give up. This is just as big as Dodo head as I am. Myrtle's going to win the Ohana Rama for sure.
Speaker A
Will this take much longer, Myrna? I've got a 5:00 yoga class tomorrow morning. Focus, Aunt Stacy. Just remember to let me answer all of the questions.
Speaker A
I wish we had someone smarter [music] than me playing. Don't you fret. I stayed up all night studying the difference between argyle and gargoyle.
Speaker A
We're doomed. Okay, we're down to the final round in this year's Ohana Rama. Lilo, you won the coin toss. So, the first question for your Ohana goes to you. True or false, there is firm evidence of aliens from other planets visiting Earth.
Speaker A
True. I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Edmonds? False. Only weirdos lame enough to believe in aliens.
Speaker A
The next question is for Lilo's Uncle Jumba. At opposition, how far is Jupiter from the Earth? 6 million, 60 million, or 600 million kilometers?
Speaker A
Aha, is tricky many choice question. Thanks to subspace folding fabric of solar system, actual distance to massive planet is 14 ft.
Speaker A
Um, no, that's incorrect. Myrtle's Ohana? Hey, Stacy, you're wrong. 600 million kilometers. That's correct.
Speaker A
What? You dare question my genius? I, who invented edible hair? Forget it, Uncle Jumba. We'll get THE NEXT ONE.
Speaker A
MAYBE THIS WOULD BE A GOOD TIME TO TAKE A BREAK. I can't believe it. This is the worst day of my entire life.
Speaker A
Thanks, but no thanks, Spike. It's okay, Lilo. He's turned good thanks to earwax. I know, but one stray quill and he could make me even unsmarter than I already am.
Speaker A
Hey, I know. Spike, why don't you go give Myrtle a big sloppy hug. Now, Lilo, I'm no expert on Earth ethics. Well, actually I am, and that would be cheating.
Speaker A
You're right. If we're going to beat the Edmonds, we've got to do it fair and square. Right, Stitch?
Speaker A
Come back, Johnny. Come on, Stitch. No one's supposed to be back here. Moses hasn't asked a science question in a while, so I'll keep that page open.
Speaker A
Good. Just be ready to tell me the answers. Myrtle's cheating. No wonder she seems so smart.
Speaker A
Poor Teresa, having to do slave work for Myrtle. I bet she could use a hug.
Speaker A
Get off me. Hey! Come on, Stitch. I think we can handle Myrtle now. Myrtle, this next question is for you.
Speaker A
Complete this phrase. For every action, there is an equal and opposite blank. Oh, a science question. That's easy. For every action, there's an equal and opposite bucket of monkeys. Bucket of monkeys.
Speaker A
[laughter] That's not what I meant. I I meant I'm I'm sorry. That's incorrect. Lilo's team?
Speaker A
Considering multi-dimensional pool of Beldarian antimatter Reaction. That's correct. Hm, is highly oversimplified. That's not fair.
Speaker A
Oh, be quiet, Maureen. My name is Myrtle. Maybe Aunt Stacy and I should answer some questions now, dear.
Speaker A
No, it won't happen again. It better not. For Lilo's and Pleakley, true or false: cotton T-shirts should be washed with light colors only.
Speaker A
True. Hey, I'm smart. Correct. And with only 40 points separating [music] the teams, we go into the lightning round. Can I have one player from each ohana?
Speaker A
Maybe Aunt Stacy should know. I'm going to play. I should play. I'm the Earth expert here.
Speaker A
Well, yeah, but Jumba has IQ larger than some galaxies. No, let me do it.
Speaker A
But little girl thought not so friendly friend Myrtle was smarter than she. Not anymore.
Speaker A
Weirdo, I'm playing against you? This is going to be easier than I thought. You don't scare me, Myrtle.
Speaker A
Are you ready, girls? First question. Where is the Eiffel Tower located? In the bathroom.
Speaker A
In the bathroom. Paris, France. 10 points for Lilo. What did Neil Armstrong say when he landed on the moon?
Speaker A
Tastes like chicken. This is one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Speaker A
Correct. How many feet in a mile? Bundt cake. 5,280. Who wrote Hamlet? John C. PICKLES.
Speaker A
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. And the score is tied. I like pickles. This is your final question. What is the Hawaiian word for friendship?
Speaker A
What kind of question is that? I don't know anything about friendship. That's easy. Heia aloha.
Speaker A
That's correct. Lilo's team wins. [music] You'll fair. That was a dumb question. Just because you didn't know it doesn't mean it was dumb, Myrtle.
Speaker A
Congratulations, Lilo. Your family wins the new computer and encyclopedias on DVD. I can't believe we lost. This is the worst day of my life.
Speaker A
Aw. Stop hugging me. Ouch. Hey, that hurt you. Uh, duh. [laughter] Nozie, do you have something you'd like to share with the group?
Speaker A
My name is Nozie, and I'm I'm I'M A GOSSIP. [laughter] WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT SPIKY experiment would make such good hugging treatment practitioner?
Speaker A
Okata. Chika chika. Sorry, Stitch. I donated the computer to the community center. I figure this family's smart enough without it.
Speaker A
Hmm, little girl is almost as smart as evil genius. Almost. Tooky bobaba. Ow. Lookit bobaba.
Speaker A
[music] Puka makka. [laughter] Didi tooky nee how. Akka tooky bobaba. Akka tooky bobaba. Gabba ikka tussa ba.
Speaker A
Gabba ikka tussa ba. Ucha. DIDI TOOKY BOBABA. BOW. THE ISLANDS of Hawaii are among the most [music] beautiful places on Earth.
Speaker A
But, the most beautiful is the island of Kauai. Cuz that is where we live. But, pollution is making it yucky.
Speaker A
Threatening our precious aina of Kauai. I want people to help clean up the grotto where Pudge the fish lives.
Speaker A
[music] Who Sledge the fish? Pudge the fish. He's the fish who controls the weather.
Speaker A
[screaming and crying] [laughter] You are really out-weirding yourself this time. Pudge can't clean up the trash by himself.
Speaker A
He doesn't have any hands. Lilo, you know my job takes a lot of my time.
Speaker A
Pleakley, what are you doing? Oh, I picked up a case of these air fresheners at the store today.
Speaker A
This mint scent really perk you up. Let's see how toasted flower garden makes you feel.
Speaker A
Air fresheners, sick life. Mhm, it makes you very, very angry. Mhm, fascinating. Why does my neck massager have scent of bubble gum?
Speaker A
To make you feel happy? Can you guys help me clean Pudge's grotto today? Sure. Oh, Yeah.
Speaker A
Eh. Pleakley will be too busy massaging achy shoulders of Jumba while he builds new unsmealy massager.
Speaker A
Sorry, Lilo. I understand. Sorry, Pudge. I let you down. Hey, I've been looking for you. You still upset about Pudge?
Speaker A
He's a sensitive fish. I don't want him to think nobody cares. Just because we can't help you, doesn't mean you can't go. You know one person can [music] make a difference.
Speaker A
[snorts] [groaning] Besides, you still got Stitch. Yeah, I do, don't I? Thanks, Nani. Come on, I'll help you make sandwiches for Pudge.
Speaker A
Aloha, Lilo. Were you going swimming? Me and Stitch are cleaning [music] up Pudge's grotto. I'll tell him you said hi.
Speaker A
Ah, sure. I can't believe people just leave their trash around like this. Kachunga, cousu.
Speaker A
Stitch, you pick up around the cove while I go see Pudge and clean up down there.
Speaker A
O chuta Cheesecake. [music] Come on, we got to go. Hey, what do we do with all THIS TRASH?
Speaker A
JUST TOSS IT over the cliff. [screaming] look what I FOUND DOWN THERE. COUSIN. Way to clean up the pollution.
Speaker A
Hey, that could be your name. How about I call you Clute? Let's go see what else he can do.
Speaker A
Thanks for cleaning the sewer. I guess all Jumba's experiments weren't so evil. [snorts] Way to go, Plute. You found your one true place all on your own. Stitch, what do you say we just let Plute go off and
Speaker A
help clean UP OUR ISLAND? STITCH, ARE YOU OKAY? UH-OH. [music] And then he started sneezing, and then all this happened.
Speaker A
Dr. Jumba will have to do much diagnosing. If you're going to be the doctor, who's going to be the nurse?
Speaker A
Why does everybody automatically look at me? Doctor, I will not let your ego hurt this patient or this hospital. Well, that's what the nurses on TV always say.
Speaker A
Should I administer the aromatherapy now? The what? You're a doctor and you've never heard of healing through the nose?
Speaker A
Stitch, this will smell so good it'll make YOUR NOSE SMILE. OH NO STITCH. Hard to believe I can't solve problem.
Speaker A
I'm evil genius. You are a real genius. You invented Plute and he's not even evil at all.
Speaker A
What is experiment you call Plute? The one who cleans up the pollution. Cleans pollution?
Speaker A
You mean experiment 515. No, no, he's not cleaning pollution, he's collecting pollution. What's the difference?
Speaker A
The more pollution he collects, the larger and bigger he grows until he becomes a large pollution beast. Then he creates a thick black sludge which he will spray all over town until everything is covered in a stinky coating OF ITS OWN TRASH.
Speaker A
[screaming] THAT'S PRETTY EVIL. Thank you. But, 626 is most unwell. If you wish to protect Island from being smothered in its own pollution, you'll have to go alone.
Speaker A
Hello for coming everyone. Until Stitch gets better, I'm going to need your help in capturing Plute before he buries the town in blue sludge. Rollcall.
Speaker A
Pix. Deforestator. Victor. Wow. [screaming] All right team, let's get up. [music] Oh no. [music] Wow.
Speaker A
[screaming] Wow. Hey, where are you going? you better get better soon. In hand is only non-cure for Flemzer Chugazuntite. Unfortunately, before I can dispense, you must first drink orange juice. Yes?
Speaker A
Nurse Spleekly, bring in orange juice. Yes. Doctor. Uh-oh. Okay dokey. Start drinking. [laughter] Very good. 6 to 6. Stick out tongue.
Speaker A
It's working. It really really really worked. It really did. Nurse Spleekly, we have cured this patient of a rare space disease.
Speaker A
AWESOME. OH, BOY. SPARKY, WILL you help me? Hey, you kids. Quit messing with that light.
Speaker A
Maybe you should stay here. Sorry, kid. Half the shift called in sick today, and there's a party of 30 coming in 1 hour. I really need this guy today.
Speaker A
It's not that I won't help you. It's not that I can't help you. It's a matter of you helping [music] yourself to this beautiful Kokaua Town Historical Society umbrella. What do you say?
Speaker A
Okay. Team B, thank you for volunteering. Finder? Me. Babyfier? Drowsy? Okay. We might not be the roughest or the toughest or even anywhere close to that, but we're going to get Blue.
Speaker A
Yes, Finder. I think YOU FOUND HIM. IT'S TOO POWERFUL. RETREAT. OW. OW. OW. OW.
Speaker A
OW. Sludge samples from here may prove useful for evil genius testing. We didn't get polluted.
Speaker A
Now everything's going to get polluted. Well, you tried, you failed. Yes, 515 will soon cover city in its own pollution. But earth people do this every day, so why do bother?
Speaker A
Because if everyone just gave up, nothing good would ever get done. Doctor, we just got the analysis of Stitch's stomach contents.
Speaker A
Ew. I don't believe it. My diagnosis of 626 was incorrect. Now I know what for certain makes him so sick.
Speaker A
Fascinating. Oh. Oh. Aluminum can. Plastic bottle. Broken pen. plastic Did he eat all that trash?
Speaker A
Apple I guess he just wants to know what it tasted like. 626 got funky in stomach because he was polluted.
Speaker A
We have to go stop Plute. But 626 needs doctor and nurse here. Then just all go. Even though I've never caught an experiment by myself before.
Speaker A
I'll never know if I can make a difference [music] if I don't try, right?
Speaker A
Little girl is right. I will be one person making difference, too. Come on. How is my standing here helping to fight the giant pollution monster again?
Speaker A
Waiting one moment, please. It looks like ordinary flying saucer toy. Jumba, it's no time for a friendly game of catch.
Speaker A
Don't worry. It's not friendly. Watch. Oh, I got it. I got it. IT'S GOT ME. It's got me.
Speaker A
I'm going to need more than a net to catch Plute. Normally, I do not like little girl to have blasting device.
Speaker A
Nani says no blasters till I'm older. But this one only shoots rubber bands. Don't you aim that thing at me.
Speaker A
NO, NO. WOULD NEVER. It's seeking projectile. It will find him anyway. Ha, you missed me.
Speaker A
And here is one more. A rain flicker? It could get icky out there. Hey, I see smog at the south end of the island.
Speaker A
You go. We'll stay here and make 626 better as fast as scientifically possible. [screaming] Hey, get out of here, kid.
Speaker A
Plute, got to stop this right now. You're wrecking everything. Okay, you asked it. Aha, I've got you.
Speaker A
[screaming] [screaming] Keep steaming. Where is it? Quickly. Use the thing. Paging this Quickly. Yes, Doctor.
Speaker A
Where is dish with sample of sludge? That stinky thing? I worked so hard to create a crisp, clean, hospital-like freshness, and you filled it up with your dish of pure pollution? Here you go. I sprayed it with cookies and cream
Speaker A
air freshener. You sprayed this dish? Well, I couldn't decide which scent was best, so I also sprayed it with this.
Speaker A
Toasted flower garden? He's making sludge shrink down. Chemical reaction between two terrible smelling sprays is causing shrinkage of NOXIOUS COMPOUNDS IN SLUDGE. QUICKLY, WE MUST take the little ghetto. Six to six, keep steaming.
Speaker A
This place was so stinky, I used up all of the spray. Then we HAVE TO GET MORE.
Speaker A
YOU COULD CLEAN THIS ALL UP IF YOU wanted to. I've seen you do it.
Speaker A
We'll just run in, get what we need, and run out. Hmm, buy five, get three free? That's a good deal. But do we even need garbage bags? Let's see. One in the kitchen, one in THE YEAH!
Speaker A
HUH? OH! EH, that stuff's going to GET IN THE WATER. I can't find it. I I don't see it.
Speaker A
Russian Surprise Gingerbread House Party Cinnamon Fantasy? Ooh, I want to TRY THAT ONE. [music] PLEASE TO HURRY WITH PAYMENT.
Speaker A
HMM, can't find the barcode thingy anywhere. Lilo, will you please stop and look at what you're doing?
Speaker A
Ah. Jumba? Lilo? Lilo? You're destroying our island with your stinky sludge. Well, you are.
Speaker A
Aggaba. Stitch! [screaming] Yeah! [screaming] My house, Stitch. [groaning] Take that, you dirty, slimy, and may I say smelly Must get up close to 515 for this to work.
Speaker A
Jumba, over here. Put both these into blaster. [screaming] Please to step on it, little girl.
Speaker A
Not so fast. It worked. And it smells heavenly. [music] We did it. No, you did it, Lilo.
Speaker A
Yes, I kind of did, didn't I? [laughter] Pudge says mahalo for cleaning up his home. Oh, and it's going to rain tomorrow afternoon.
Speaker A
Well, then I'm glad we could help out today. Hey, Lilo, hey, this little guy is really helping clean up the beach.
Speaker A
That's great. Way to go, Ploot. Combination of smelling sprays had very positive influence on his personality as well.
Speaker A
Yeah, he's cleaning up the trash, but not spitting it out. You know, now that this cove is clean, it could really use the refreshing scent of tropical ocean breeze.
Speaker A
But, there already is a tropical ocean breeze. How about cherry brownie cheesecake? How about pineapple springtime?
Speaker A
Hibiscus heaven? Lemurian mist? Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
Topics:Lilo & StitchStitch DayDisney KidsExperiment 523snowHawaiian islandanimated seriesfamilyteamworkadventure
