Speaker A
I'm watching you in my yard, making my nipples rock hard.
Bart Baker's parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's 'Call Me Maybe' humorously imagines an obsessive stalker targeting Barack Obama with outrageous lyrics.
Key Takeaways
- The video is a comedic parody targeting political figures through satire.
- It uses exaggerated and absurd lyrics to create humor.
- Bart Baker engages directly with the audience to promote his content.
- The parody blends pop culture with political commentary.
- The content is intended for entertainment and not to be taken literally.
Summary
- This is a parody of Carly Rae Jepsen's song 'Call Me Maybe' performed by Bart Baker.
- The lyrics depict a comedic and exaggerated stalker obsessed with Barack Obama.
- The parody includes references to Michelle Obama, the Oval Office, and political figures.
- The tone is humorous, absurd, and intentionally provocative.
- Bart Baker breaks the fourth wall at the end, promoting his other parodies and social media.
- The parody uses explicit and exaggerated imagery for comedic effect.
- It references pop culture and political satire, including a mention of Osama bin Laden.
- The video encourages viewers to subscribe, follow on social media, and purchase the song on iTunes.
- The parody plays on themes of obsession, political figures, and celebrity culture.
- The language is informal, irreverent, and designed to entertain a mature audience.
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Speaker A
Wish you'd lose the bodyguard, so I could lick your face.
Speaker A
I love your black nappy hair and those hot suits that you wear.
Speaker A
I'm wearing your underwear that I stole from your plane.
Speaker A
I'm a total psycho.
Speaker A
Spying through a window.
Speaker A
I'll kill Deborah Shellho and take over as first lady.
Speaker A
Hi, nice to meet you.
Speaker A
I'm freaking crazy.
Speaker A
When I kill your wife, you will marry me.
Speaker A
Michelle Obama will be my new name.
Speaker A
I've been your stalker since your first campaign.
Speaker B
Oh, I don't know you.
Speaker B
You're freaking crazy.
Speaker B
You look like a dude.
Speaker B
Your eyes are lazy.
Speaker B
And you really need to stop stalking me.
Speaker B
Your pale skin and pants are super creepy.
Speaker A
You might not realize it yet.
Speaker A
But soon we'll be having sex inside the Oval Office.
Speaker B
You're totally insane.
Speaker A
Maybe if I wash my car, it will make your wiener hard.
Speaker B
Please stop or I'm gonna barf.
Speaker A
Now I'm gonna fall off of this car's wet hood top.
Speaker A
Help, my head hit a rock.
Speaker A
OMG, it's really bloody.
Speaker A
I snuck in your room.
Speaker A
While you were away.
Speaker A
And stole your boxers.
Speaker A
They smell good, don't they?
Speaker B
Get those damn boxers.
Speaker B
Out of my face.
Speaker B
Or else I'm gonna call the CIA.
Speaker A
No, please, I love you.
Speaker A
Just give me one taste.
Speaker B
Take one step closer and I'll scream out rape.
Speaker B
Wait, who the hell's that guy?
Speaker C
Playing the bass.
Speaker A
Oh, that's Osama.
Speaker C
My death was unfair.
Speaker B
When people fake losing their life, it makes me look bad.
Speaker B
How could you do that?
Speaker B
This makes me so, so mad.
Speaker B
But secretly, I've always liked your sexy beard and hat.
Speaker B
Will you be my man? So call me maybe.
Speaker C
Oh.
Speaker D
Yo, guys, what's up?
Speaker D
Thanks for watching my Call Me Maybe parody.
Speaker D
If you want to check out all my other crazy parodies, click this box right here.
Speaker D
You can get this song on iTunes, the link is in the description box.
Speaker D
Follow me on Twitter, like me on Facebook.
Speaker D
Links are below as well, don't forget to subscribe.
Speaker D
Bam, click that button.
Speaker D
Peace.
Topics:Bart BakerCall Me Maybe parodyCarly Rae Jepsen parodyObama parodypolitical satirecomedy music videoMichelle Obamastalker humorpop culture parodyYouTube parody
