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Wow. Fake name. Fake skin. What the [ __ ]? So, is fake reactor computer?
Young Multi participates in a mock jury trial with Judge Quacky overseeing neutrality and courtroom procedures.
Key Takeaways
- Neutrality and impartiality are critical for jury members in any trial.
- Courtroom procedures include strict rules to maintain order and fairness.
- Jurors must avoid conflicts of interest and bribery to ensure justice.
- Mock trials can be both educational and entertaining, blending humor with legal concepts.
- Effective courtroom management requires clear communication and enforcement of rules.
Summary
- Young Multi is called to serve on a jury but faces removal due to perceived bias related to a Polish train case.
- Judge Quacky enforces strict courtroom rules emphasizing neutrality and impartiality for all jurors.
- The courtroom setting includes audience members, jurors, and two parties involved in a legal dispute: Alandre and Tubbo.
- Jurors are warned against bribery and partiality, with consequences including jail time and removal from the jury.
- The trial begins with the judge calling attendance and setting expectations for behavior and note-taking.
- The conflict involves a legal dispute where Alandre is suing Tubbo, with the jury tasked to listen and decide impartially.
- Judge Quacky maintains order by silencing disruptions and threatening removal for misconduct.
- Young Multi expresses skepticism about the court's decisions but agrees to remain objective.
- The video captures a humorous and informal mock trial atmosphere with playful interactions among participants.
- The trial process includes opening statements, jury deliberation, and adherence to courtroom decorum.
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Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Okay. Statue. What the [ __ ] is this? Hello Kitty.
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Okay. You like that word? Yeah. No, no. I'm just curious why skeletons attacked you? How did they look?
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Is Mhm. Mhm. Okay. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Kber guys. Oh, classic classic. Hyper the line.
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Okay. JJ.ch. English. Okay. Good. Okay. Okay. Double choreograph. Yes. Mhm. Okay. Okay. Okay. Mhm.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Statement. Pakistan. Yeah. Okay. Green. Okay. Info. Hyperch. Movie. No. Movie.
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Foreign speech. Foreign speech. Yes, servers. Jesus, bro. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Masakrah. Okay. No, I need you to confirm right now whether you will be part of the jury. Your confirmation requires you to have no bias and no conflict of interest with
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any of the parties involved. I confirm. Multi, I apologize, but I've been uh I've been informed that because one of the trial and court cases uh one of the facts of the matter involves a Polish train. Because you are Polish, you have
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an— I'm not Polish. I'm not Polish matter. What? I'm not Polish. I speak English.
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Something smells fishy in here. Listen, young Multi, the court has decided that you will be rescinded from the jury because you do have a bias towards the train. Not because you're Polish.
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Oh my god. But because you live with them, is this true? No. Can't deny and accept. I'm— I'm neutral.
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I'm Swiss. Switzerland. Okay. I think I think y'all are lying to me. No. No. I live in the basement. I live in the basement.
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We will have to remove you from the jury. You are still allowed to be part of the audience.
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Wait, wait. I have a question. Yes. Yes. Don't you— Don't you live with the Polish people as well?
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Yes. Okay. So, that— Okay. Wait, wait, wait. So, yes. Yes. Yes. Uh, no. No, no, no, no. You will see in my opening statement, you will understand why I am the judge. Okay.
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Okay. Listen, Multi, I'm going to give you a big warning, okay? If at any point in time you present an opinion that I suspect is biased or unneutral, you will be removed from the jury immediately.
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Do you understand this? What the— You just going to let him do that? Okay. Sorry. No. I'm Judge Quacky today.
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I'm Judge Quacky today. I'm Judge Quacky today. I'm Judge Quacky today. Yeah, consequence. The consequences are you must be replaced in the jury and you just go to the audience. You cannot have a say in the official decision that happens in
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today's court. Uh and uh um and and uh 20 minutes of jail time. Okay.
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Okay. 20 minutes of jail time. Okay. Okay. Then I can go. Then I can go. I will be very objective. Okay, sounds good. This sounds very good.
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Best friends ever. Mhm. Mhm. Well, let's get this show on the road. We are [ __ ] besties. Besties.
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Besties. Besties. Bestie. Bestie. Bestie. Bestie. Hi. Hi, Monty. Oh, what? Oh, what? Stop. Hey, no, you cannot give me money.
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I will be very objective, you know. No no no no. Biased guys. I know the truth. Graph was the— was the train driver.
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Is it opening? Bravo. Yes sir. Please don't swear or you will be executed. What's wrong?
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I don't— I just— Wow. Wow. To everyone near the door, I'm going to ask you to step outside.
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Step outside, guys. Step outside, guys. Step outside. Step outside. Multi. No. No. I need to go in.
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Yes. Yes. Multi. Uh, we're going to have you teleported in soon. Okay. I'm so lonely.
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Yeah. Nobody judge. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. I'm going to have an important announcement for everybody in a second.
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Okay. This is going to be very important to know. Everyone, silence in the courtroom. Courtroom.
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Silence in the courtroom. Okay. Can everyone see what I am saying from here? What? Yes. Yes, you can see.
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I'm going to get really serious for a second. Today I am not Quacky. I am Judge Quacky. So any predisposition you have of me—
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Today I am Judge Quacky. So any predisposition you might have of me as a friend or as a colleague you need to throw out the window right now. Today I am acting as a neutral party and the job
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we have here today is to represent the court of law. SB boss. Sas boss if you continue to turn on your microphone which I note. Who the [ __ ] is doing that? Oh, I think it's outside. I think
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it's outside. Please step out of the courtroom. If you do not step out of the courtroom, you will be suspended from the server for 10 minutes before we get started.
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Boy, we almost got to wait. Okay, starting from the beginning. Starting from the beginning. Sir, please sit down. Sir, please sit down.
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Hold on. You are representing a legal court today. You're representing a legal trial. You, as a jury, have to maintain neutrality at all times regarding the court case. Today, we're going to have two parties, Alandre and Tubbo. They are
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going to present the court case to you guys and without a bias you are just going to sit down and listen. That is your job today is to sit down and listen because once we have all the facts of
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the court case today we are going to gather together in a private room and you as a jury need to suggest to me the judge what your decision for the court case should be. Do you understand this doc? Yes.
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Good judge. Judge I have one question. Can I have a notepad with me? Absolutely.
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To write anything down. Everybody I encourage everybody to write down the facts during the court case.
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That'll be— Oh [ __ ] Oh my— Oh my god. Thank you very much. If you are found, listen very carefully.
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Anybody under any circumstances is caught taking bribe or taking any gift that involves you guys voting for one of the parties involved in the case. You will face legal and severe consequences.
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Young Multi, I told you it was going to be 10 minutes of jail time. That is out the window. You will face legal and severe consequences if you are caught taking bribes or taking sides in a way that is not neutral in this court case.
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Do you understand? Okay. Yes. Yes, I understand. Young Multi, do you have any questions?
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Now, let's get everyone in here. We're going to open the door and uh let's welcome everyone. Take a seat. Come inside and take a seat. Look at everyone like first in line.
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Okay, I'm going to go ahead. I'm going to go ahead and uh call for everyone's name. If you are called for, say present. Okay. Alandre Alandresa.
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Late to the courtroom. This looks very bad. This looks very bad. Aland, if you do not arrive within 3 minutes, the courtroom doors will close.
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Yes. All right, we are going to uh make a list. I'm going to read out the names. If I read out your name, say present present please no more animals in the courtroom.
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Okay. Duncan, president. Journey freezer. Yeah, I'm here. Are you present in the courtyard guard? Can you please place these blocks and close the courtroom as the courtroom is now officially closed? We need to define all the parties involved in this
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case. All right. So, I need the defendant and the accused to step right in front of here.
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Only the defendant and the accused. Just two people. Okay. Okay. Alandra, please. Silence in my courtroom. Silence in my courtroom. Whoever is not silenced will get a kick. I have just been given up.
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And everyone, let's get this out of the way. Um, Alandra and Tabo, you two are the parties involved. Who is accusing who and of what?
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Alandra. Alandra. Okay. Tbo, you confirmed that you are um also I think you're muted.
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No, no, I'm here. Oh, okay. Okay. Uh, you are um taking Alandre to court.
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No, she's suing me. Okay. Cuz she's saying that you are— she's saying that you are suing her.
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What is that? Oh my g
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Ladies and gentlemen, please pay close attention. This is a court case where one of the uh defendants Jesus Christ.
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I'm sorry. Is there a joke you wanted to tell the court, Eron? No, no, your honor. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I apologize.
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Okay. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. All right. Please take a seat.
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Alandra and Juan Tubbo and Foolish, please take a seat. I will explain the rulings of the court. Um, number one that you must understand, I'm going to repeat these instructions in English and Spanish since one of the parties of
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course speaks uh Spanish. In this court case, uh we will take things uh at fact.
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you I trust that you have prepared um all the evidence and all the proof of what you're accusing the other party of.
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Uh yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. If you need any resources right in here, we have a camera, we have item frames, we have paper, and we have a TV.
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In the court of law, metagaming is not allowed. Meaning, all your evidence must must have a substantial uh reason as to why you have it. So, you cannot take screenshots of other streams. You cannot take screenshots of a Twitter post you
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saw and present that as evidence. It will be it will be dismissed by the court of law that piece of evidence.
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Okay. Just to confirm, you are accusing them. They are the accused and you uh they are the defendants and you guys are the uh you're accusing them. Correct.
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Uh yes, they are scumbags, your honor. Super scum. Okay. Okay. Everyone let's get a round of applause as the court is we are going to start with the opening statements and foolish gamers do have an opening statement.
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May I just start off by saying your ass is looking great today. Oh my god.
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Now this is Polish gamers. I'm going to ask you and remind everyone in this courtroom that even if you saw me previously as a colleague, as a friend, or as a boyfriend, I'm going to ask you that you take all those predispositions
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outside the window. I'm a neutral party, and you do not disrespect me in that manner. You understand?
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I'm sorry, sir. I won't look at your ass. You have a nice ass, too. Okay, please go on with your opening statement. What?
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Um, whoa, that was it. Your honor, over the last few weeks, I have been victim to daily harassment, theft, property damage, and also the loss of a child.
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Wow. This woman here, serious accusation. This woman here, I've never I've never met before. We exchanged our first sentencees today, and she has done nothing but be my mortal enemy, although we've never even introduced. and I'm looking forward to getting this trial
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behind us and then hopefully we can repair a friendship that didn't exist. Wow. Very interesting. Uh what would you like in return? Uh since you are accusing them, what would you like in return? What would sentence would be?
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I've prepared a demands list. If if I if I could I come up and say this?
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Yes, absolutely. Uh hand me the book and I'll read it out loud. Yeah, hand me the book.
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Make sure to read every every line. So these are the demands that Tobo asks of Alandra. Okay.
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Yeah. These are the demands Tubbo has for Ali. They are very reasonable, your honor.
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I'm not trying to do too much. Two bow buns. One week in prison that Tubbo builds.
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One week of best friendship. Same week in prison. No more cobblestone builds. Move time zones. Whatever that means.
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Pay for Ashwag to have a vacation in the future. And she must become a vampire.
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Thank you. What the [ __ ] Thank you, judge. Thank you, your honor. Thank you. Please take a seat. Please take a seat. Judge, what a beautiful reading.
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The opening statements of Alandresa. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Silence, please. Silence. Order in my courtroom, please. Okay. So, Juan, what is this exactly? What do you need me to read from this?
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Oh, so you want something too? I don't want I thought they were suing us. Yeah.
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Yeah. Okay. You know what they have? They have demands as well. Okay. It's a counter sue. It's a counter lawsuit. Okay. All right. They want I'm going to read it in uh I'm going to read it in Spanish and
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I'm going to read it in English. Okay. Okay. So, their demands are the following. They want uh to the accusers, they don't want you to touch their terrain, their area of building. They want the train to have the name Espresso
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Alandresa. And in the front of their terrain, they want a station with that same name. So, a whole new station. They want uh they want a museum constructed in their terrain uh under supervision of them in honor of the victim, Josh. And
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we'll find out who Josh is. And they to want you to work for them for an entire week.
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Thank you. Okay. Understood. Okay. Okay. Please take a seat. Please take a seat. Thank you.
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Okay. Perfect. So these are the facts. So parties wanted one of the parties to come up with the facts. Okay.
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What happened exactly that caused this whole case? Foolish. Please walk up. Give us a facts of the case. All right, let me explain to the court and to your honor what happened that fateful day. It all started when
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Tubbo built his beautiful train tracks, something that much of the server admires and dear to Tubbo's little baby angel heart.
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Oh dear. So dear. Oh, he Oh, yeah. That was verying. Thank you. Um, it all started when after he built his train track, Alandrisa over here decided to build a castle and her walls over the train tracks.
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Yes, it's horrible. I don't like to use the words, but I think it is appropriate.
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That is how it started. But the ending was much more gruesome perhaps. Okay. The following day, she was recklessly standing on the train tracks.
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Okay. Like like an idiot. Oh my god. And before she knew what happened. It was horrible. She died. What?
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What? It was not Tubbo's fault. And we'll get into this matter, you know. But that is what happened and why we're here. And then do I explain what happened after that or will that come later?
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No. No. Well, that those are the facts. You just need to give me the facts.
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Please take a seat. Audience, I understand that the details of this case might be very wants to exit the courtroom. Please.
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I know these facts can be very to you are part of the jury. You actually cannot leave. You cannot leave. You the jury is not allowed to leave.
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Okay. And then uh now uh to the other part I would like you to explain the facts please.
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Mhm. Okay. In the regime. Yes. There's a crazy guy in the audience. Please ignore. Uh, you will have your chance to present the facts, but let's go in order. Please take a seat and thank you for your opening.
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Polish gamers, we need to present evidence of everything. Hand me over. Actually, you don't have to make copies. Just give me the evidence and then we'll place it.
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Okay. That one will be Okay. Uh from these two pictures, which one would you like me to place first?
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Um with uh real face, his real Okay. So, this is this is a piece of evidence at this party.
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This is the beginning. So sad of the hardship. Oh, I'll show you in a second. Oh, I'm okay.
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Down here so you can see the enemy down there. So sorry is a judgment of his character. He is a friend to all creatures.
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You said I was barely in this photo. Why am I back? Well, cuz you're a friend to Tubbo, too.
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He cares about people. Take a seat in the picture. Take a seat. Jury, I'm not supposed to. Okay. Okay.
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Okay. Let's All right. Me neither. Me neither. Okay. Foolish. Please explain the usefulness of this picture. What is it for? Oh no.
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The two here as evidence demonstrates. Jump. Jump. Jury. Jump. Lord. Please. Please give away. Leave him alone. Please. Lord Almighty.
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Look at my lawyer, dog. Don't worry. They're going to jail. You'll be back. I never trusted that.
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Tell us what this evidence means. So, the two photos I showed to you here demonstrate the sadness and the frustration and the loss of train that you suck.
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Can you please can we kick him out? Please. Order in the court. Order in the court.
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Foolish. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Foolish. You're taking all the leeway I'm giving you right now.
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Okay. It It shows that he wouldn't kill like a stupid person that would stand on the train cuz look at how kind he is to this frog and parrot.
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Uh, that's it for now. Okay. You take that picture today. That is very Let's get a round of applause. Let's get a round of applause, everyone.
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Also to the evidence. Okay. Uh please come right ahead. Do you have evidence to counter claim or to at least show everything you want to claim? Okay.
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Okay. Please place the TV. Okay. Okay. Perfect. Uh Jerry, come down here. Come down here because the subtitles will will block everything. No one speak. Come down here.
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Let me put the TV up here. Okay. Put the TV up here so everyone can see. No one blocks each other up here. Okay.
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Okay. Silence in the court. Silence. That's me. And me and me. And me and me. That is meta gaming.
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Louder. Louder. Okay. Okay. Oh my god. No. Mommy's This is very person. That doesn't prove anything.
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What the [ __ ] Okay. Yes. Evidence guard. Evidence guard. Okay. Take his evidence to put on the Oh my gosh.
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very evidence. Here you go. Oh my god. What is this? What the hell is this?
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Oh my god. Silence. Silence in the car. Everyone silence. Please repeat. He'll repeat what this picture is. Explain.
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Your honor, this is irrelevant to what happened to you. Can you elaborate? Can you elaborate for me? Why is this?
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This changes nothing of Tubbo's guilty or innocence about her train getting hit. Whether she had a baby in her or not is irrelevant.
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Objection overruled. Uh the the there is there is a effective third party which is the passing of her baby. So we will have to submit that into evidence and into consideration. Foolish gamers, I apologize.
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Wow. Okay. Okay. A testimony. Please call in your testimony to the stand. I I will speak English to make life easy for people. I will speak English.
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Please, please, please state your oath. Do I repeat something after you do or do I make one up?
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Absolutely. Um and I and I know this I know this by uh Google. No, not by Google. No. Shut the [ __ ] up.
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Okay. Gra graph. Do you solemnly swear or affirm that you will listen carefully to the evidence and give a fair verdict based on that is not for you. Actually, that is for the jury. You know what?
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Just do you swear to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth. You have the right to a lawyer. One will be appointed to you if you cannot afford.
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It's Miranda rights. We are not the Miranda rights. Do you do you solemnly swear to tell the truth and nothing but the whole truth? So help you God.
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I solemnly swear to tell nothing but the truth. Tell only the truth, nothing but the truth, and the whole truth. So help me God. Please take the stand. Let's get a random English. Okay.
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Ask the questions to your testimony. What do you want your test? Let's see. Let's go.
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Oh, hold on. You were Hold on. You were driving the train. The train was built so that the Polish cave may receive shipments of lava for our reactor and the regime was going to give us lava.
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I did not mean to hit her. Uh judge, if you could please open the briefcase, okay, which we provided earlier. The code is 672.
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To give everyone to give everyone context, uh we were given uh the office was submitted uh some evidence. The evidence has not been examined yet, so we cannot confirm the veracity of this, but um we will open this briefcase. What
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is the code? 6726. Holy [ __ ] I hate 67.67. Let me know as soon as it's open. Can you open this briefcase?
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Can I leave this cart now, please? Uh, is there an issue next? No, no, no.
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Get out of the way. Very, very, very nice. Can you confirm the briefcase is open?
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The briefcase is not open. It says the code 6726. Yes. And the briefcase is now open. We have in the Discord in chat. I have posted three PDFs, Polish, English, and Spanish. I have actually paid a Polish railway lawyer and there is an expert
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opinion of me. Wow. Everyone, please refer to the Discord chat as Graph has sent PDFs in English, Spanish, and Polish. [ __ ] this [ __ ] regarding. Wow. Wow. This is a lot of information right here.
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Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot. You will find cited European as well as Polish law. Everything is hyperl if you would like to read the particular bylaws.
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Okay. Okay. Well, for timing purposes and to respect the time of the audiences and the you can skip to the conclusion and the conclusion. Let me hold on. Hold on. I need to open this.
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Page halfway through page five. Okay, everyone, please open the document and I will be reading this conclusion. We can cross-examine this document. I'm giving you a little leeway, giving you a little time here because you have brought it in
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a nice packaged form, but I do remind you that my leeway can be limited.
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I can give you a very short version of it essentially. Okay. Uh, no need, no need. I'm going to read. You mentioned that the conclusion is in here and I should read the conclusion.
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Halfway through page five is when the conclusion begins and the final answer is just page eight.
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Perfect conclusions. I'm going to read this to the court conclusions. According to the instructions of the of a traction vehicle driver, the train driver must while driving the train in accordance with uh 12 paragraph 2. Uh observance strictly adhere to light
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signals and pay attention to the train being driven when passing traffic control. Okay, I must say I must say the paragraph.
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Give me a second. Give me a second. What is uh where are you getting these laws from? Where are they?
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Those are Polish laws. actual legit Polish laws. Uh I will also present another piece of evidence graph. We are we are under the jurisdiction of QSMP. We are not under the jurisdiction of Polish laws.
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Therefore, these conclusions are deemed uh not valid in the law. We are not practicing under that.
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May I please place down an item? Okay. So this declaration I'm sorry but this uh this legal representative has just told us that your conclusions are not part of the uh wow okay I'm sorry uh this this testimony I'm giving you a lot of leeway
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here uh Mr. Juan, uh, is there anything? Please wrap this testimony up, please. Uh, also, Graph, I'm sorry. This is a good document. The The issue is, however, that Juan must ask you the questions and then you must respond
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accordingly. The long and short of it is I could not have breakin time whatever I was able to do. Wow.
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The train was going at 110 kmh. So, you you are not culpable of the running over. No matter what I did, I would not have been able to interview was also not authorized. They did not notify anyone that the interview
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was going to happen. Wow. Please continue the testimony. The train had been stolen from our base.
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Well, not stolen. Sorry. The train had been taken for a joy ride and my only intention was to return the train back to the Polish uh cave station.
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Please take a seat. Thank you so much. Let's give a round of applause. Let's give a round of applause.
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Let's go. I must explain I must explain to everyone that the jurisdiction we are practicing under is the discord rules that are posted in the QSMP group. That is our current legislation. If anything would come out of this court case and
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precedence of the situation happening here, those rules and laws will be applied to those discord rules.
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Understood? I I appreciate I appreciate your uh your document. In fact, I would like to uh read this document with the jury uh when we uh do get together and come up with a conclusion. So, rest assured your
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document will not be going to waste. Uh it will be read, it will be analyzed. Uh but for now, of course, for the uh court's time, we must continue uh with the examination. I hope you enjoy it.
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Thank you so much. Thank you. Okay. I feel like with that last evidence in place, I think it would be appropriate that I also have a witness to the stand.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Please call your witness to the stand. Yes. Um and I think this is to further show Tubbo's innocence. Um I think this next witness will um be able to shed light a lot on what happened that day.
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Okay. Please would like to call Evan to the stand. Uh-huh. Okay. Oh my god. I love Everyone, please take please take the stand. Please. Uh, yes.
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Wait, wait, no. Before we go, before we go, everyone, you need to make an oath to the court of law. Do you swear uh to tell the truth and nothing but the truth? So, help me God.
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I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God.
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Please take the stand. Let's get a round of applause. Nicker. Okay. Okay. Mr. Fool, Mr. Huan. Hello.
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Yeah, this is this is is on this side. My friend over here. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry.
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Now I call upon everyone to the stand. Not biased. Was another witness on the train in that accident.
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What? And I was Let me clarify this. She was inside the train. I was in fact inside of the train. Yes.
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Wow. Okay. So, you were and do you ever recall seeing your honor? Actually in the train from the be from the very beginning.
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This story began when I was visiting the regime because I was in fact looking for my boyfriend Ashwag. Yes, he is a part of the regime and I was actually looking for him. Yes, it turned out it turned out it turned
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out that the ashwag wasn't here. So, I thought that I'm going to be looking for him inside of my Polish cave, but I wanted to act fast so I won't miss him.
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So, I saw the train actually parked inside of the regime railway and I asked, "Can this train actually go max speed, ultra omega fast from the regime to the Polish cave?" And there was him, the graph, the driver. I just entered
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the train and I said to him, "Graph, we need fast. We need to drive fast. Let's go." And he in fact actually started the train which in this very train tuba was nowhere to be seen. Tuba was nowhere to
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be seen. I repeat I said to grab I pat him on the shoulder and said go my friend to the Polish cave as fast as possible. And you know what guys we actually Omega ultra sonic fast on the
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train on the railway. And you may ask why she was on in the middle of the road. I don't know.
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Guys next. Is there any objections? I just I just need to remind everyone that, you know, this is during cross-examination. Anyone can object. When they bring up a testimony, you can object. When they bring up a testimony, anyone can object.
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Okay? Just reminders. Please continue. Continue. And then I said to Graph, we need to be hurry because I don't know where where my boyfriend is. So I basically said, go full speed. And then then we saw in the
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distance, your honor, what's that in the distance? It's innocent Alanda staying on the road. And I said, Gra, you need to you need to push the brakes.
Speaker A
And she said, okay, I'm pushing the brakes. But we will we're going in fact 110 km per hour. Actually from the examination you cannot break fast enough. So the Alundresa was hit. I told Graph to go full speed because I was
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missing my boyfriend. That's the honest truth. Your honor, I'm so sorry this is sensitive topic but to answer was not part of this endeavor for even one.
Speaker A
Look at my witness bro. My client is we are going to jail. Jesus, bro.
Speaker A
Everyone, please take a seat. You any more questions for this man? Well, as you can see, Tubbo had no part in this train incident. And if anything, there was a hijacking, one could say.
Speaker A
Okay. But this hijacking, I don't think actually matters. for minutes ago from your mouth, your honor. You said, "We abide by the rules of the QSMP Discord." That is correct. We abide by the jurisdiction of the QSMP. That is
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correct. And me and my team have scanned through the documents and there are no rules about running people over with.
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah. Foolish. Any object? Get him again. Objection. Are you objecting? No. Okay. Any any further questioning?
Speaker A
Foolish. Um, no. That is all from every Thank you. Evan, please go take a seat.
Speaker A
Thank you, your honor. Wow. Unbiased. This is this is this is quite quite heavy. Okay. Honey, you want to say something about this?
Speaker A
Okay. You are being called to the stand. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Remember remember this is your you are legally representing this man. So you are able to object if there's anything you are able to object. If I overrule it
Speaker A
or not, that is my decision, but you are able to object if you if you wish. Okay.
Speaker A
Yes. Your hotness honor. Okay. Jesus to uh please uh Juan Guiso, please go ahead and ask the questions that you want to ask.
Speaker A
Oh, and also I swear to tell this truth and stuff. Yes. No, no, no. Well, you are you already committed to that oath as soon as you decided to enter this courtroom.
Speaker A
I honestly think it's incredibly ugly. And that is the whole truth. That's like everyone can play Minecraft their own way, but that doesn't mean I think it looks good.
Speaker A
Okay. Wow. Hello. in your face. Objection, your honor. He's leading He's leading him. He has not He has not agreed to any of that.
Speaker A
What do you mean? Explain. He's He's leading the jury and the and the Who are the people that just sit in chairs?
Speaker A
Audience. There are people audience. The people get to it, Mr. Lawyer. What do you mean?
Speaker A
What do you mean about the statements? This is all false speculation. No facts. Do you have any evidence? This is this is a very subjective matter. Whether Tubbo likes or doesn't like her castle has nothing to do with this. It is the
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facts. What did he do to the castle and how did he do it? Subjective matters.
Speaker A
Only objective ones, please. Do you have proof of this? Do you have evidence that Tubbo is puppeteering this in order to affect Alendrrisa directly?
Speaker A
Please no moaning in my courtroom, please. Sorry. Okay. He's calling me. Do you have evidence?
Speaker A
I'd like to say some words. Okay, please. Would you like to say some words?
Speaker A
Please, I'm going to ask you to please hurry with the evidence as Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
Speaker A
Mr. Juan, I ask you that you get this evidence as soon as possible as we are running on time here. And please go ahead.
Speaker A
Good morning for everyone. What are you a good morning forever young me I I talk Good. Okay.
Speaker A
Okay. They called me [ __ ] termin by the way. Order in the court. Order in the court.
Speaker A
They know have respect for me. Order in the court. They know have respect for me.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Alandra, please continue with your statement. Right. This is very sad. Come on. Go on. Go on. Jerry, please.
Speaker A
Silence. Silence. You know, no farting, please. Yeah. This is This is order in the court.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Alundresa. Andresa, I do have to say, and this this goes to your representative, legal representative as well.
Speaker A
Listen to me, everyone. Listen up. Listen to me. That uh that ultrasound of your baby, what what is your baby called again?
Speaker A
George. Okay. Little George. Um you need to sustain that evidence uh with a doctor in the hospital it came from because we have I have no knowledge of any hospital.
Speaker A
that the only way is going to be is going to be admitted in court is if you have been to the doctor.
Speaker A
I believe there is another thing that makes X-rays. Okay. Can you hear us? Sorry.
Speaker A
Oh wait wait wait wait wait wait. Wait. You You had the terrain before the train tracks were built.
Speaker A
Okay. Do you remember I I can justify the timeline here. The terrain did appear to be modified when I first built the tracks. However, it did not extend to where the tracks were and in later days was extended to there
Speaker A
was already that the terrain was flattened out by the time you build the train tracks.
Speaker A
Not where the tracks were, but you flattened the ground. You did it. You did all that work.
Speaker A
It's all here. There's no little hands, little bra. Yeah. Yeah. You know what? That's sustain. Sustain.
Speaker A
That doesn't matter. Mr. Charlott in the courts. Oh, sorry. Foolish. Your client here has just confirmed that he built on flattened land. Land that he did not flatten himself.
Speaker A
That's not what I said. He said it a little differently, if I may explain. So, there was land flattened where he specifically built his train track. It was not flattened ground.
Speaker A
That's not what your client said. Do you have Do you have any evidence that the grounds was flattened before any of the train tracks were built? And you have evidence that built on flattened land that you flattened it.
Speaker A
And then unfortunately that's hearsay. If you don't have evidence of Listen, listen. In a courtroom, in a courtroom, there's a lot. You can misspeak. You can misspeak. In a in a courtroom, you can misspeak. But if there's no evidence on either of the
Speaker A
sides, I cannot uh admit that as evidence. Gamers, I do suggest you tell your client to stop misspeaking because we're going to let it pass for now, but if he continues misspeaking, your let's all keep that in mind. Juan, this goes to as
Speaker A
well. This goes to Alandre as well on the ground. It's a clear-cut case here. But if you don't have evidence and there's nothing we can do, I apologize.
Speaker A
Yes, Graph. Uh Juan, do you want to say the evidence? Okay, I'll just go back.
Speaker A
Okay, I'm sorry. Please, please speak, please. A small recess for you and that man over there. Is there anything they want to present? Go speak to him. Go speak to him.
Speaker A
Okay, this is what we're going to do. This is what we're going to do. We're going to take a short recess because after coming back, we're going to final statements. I'm going to get together with the jury. If there's any more
Speaker A
evidence or anything else that you guys want to present to the uh to the court, please obtain it now. Okay? All the facts are laid out. If there's any extra evidence, please foolish talk to your clients. fun. Talk to your clients. If
Speaker A
there's any extra evidence, please let me know. Bro, he was the one who put the fart sound. I'm hitting him for you and you're hitting me.
Speaker A
Okay. And jury, we will discuss in private. Everyone, please go outside and we will reconvene in 10 minutes. 10 minutes.
Speaker A
Okay. 10 minutes. Can you take us to the jury room? Please take us to the jury room.
Speaker A
Can I peace? Can I please? Can I go peace, please? Go peace. Go peace. Go peace. I will peace.
Speaker A
Go peace, my friend. Go peace. I I need to peace. I need to peace. I'll be right back. I go peace. I will protect you, my friend. I will protect you, my friend.
Speaker A
Okay, everyone, please listen up. You have heard the facts. Is there any questions before you start discussing the case? Is there anything you missed?
Speaker A
All of a sudden, keep in mind to be fair. To be fair, to gain evidence, right now is a time because here's the thing. There's a lot of things being thrown around. There is a limit to testimonies, but we're going
Speaker A
to we're going to we're going to give that leeway to Foolish and his client as well. So, to make it as impartial as possible, they're both going to obtain that leeway. Okay. Thank you so much. Uh Jeremy Freezer, uh I'm sorry. Any Does
Speaker A
anybody have any questions about the case? Anything that is not clear to you? more.
Speaker A
That's true. No. And sauce boss, any thoughts on the case so far? Who are you rooting for in this case?
Speaker A
I'm not rooting for anybody because I'm unbiased. That's true. Very nice. Good. You passed the test.
Speaker A
I think that uh I think that Tubbo wins it. Sorry, guys. I don't know if that's what I Can you Can you explain why? Can you explain why?
Speaker A
Um because uh Foolish was a great lawyer and he brought up the QSMP rules. He kind of ate with that and I honestly I don't think she was pregnant. Um but I don't know why she didn't get off the
Speaker A
track in time. I'm sorry. I just felt like I have something to say. As a jury, as a jury, you all have to come up with an answer all. So, if one person is not uh is not on like everyone
Speaker A
needs to have the same answer as a jury, everyone needs to have the same answer.
Speaker A
If you guys don't have the same answer, then the it's the case is dismissed. You need to as a jury, everyone needs to organize each other and make sure that everyone gets the What the Wait, we should go around and say who
Speaker A
here. Please outside. Outside outside. Pier, wait. I do have a question about the the rules about the QSMP and the the jurisdiction of the land. Like, yes. Yes, he could bring up that, you know, um there is no rule against what
Speaker A
was it? No rules stating you can't run people over. That kind of arbitrary, right? Because where are what what are the rules for anything?
Speaker A
Yeah, but then the jury needs to make new rules. Yes. as part of the jury. One of our obligations is that if we set a president for this case, we get to make a new rule in the QSMP. If we want to
Speaker A
put as a rule, if everyone is in agreement of making a rule of, hey, you cannot run people over with the train, then we put that as a rules. But you as a jury need to make that choice. So,
Speaker A
I feel like that's a good rule. Okay, let's get an order here. Let's get an order. Who are you guys leaning more towards in terms of who is right in this court case? Jeremy. Well, uh, Foolish did say your ass was looking great, so I
Speaker A
just want to throw that out there. Um, the TBO side had more facts and the Alondisa side had more just like made up things of like around the case, made up things around the case.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes, of course. Okay. So, she was warned that the train was coming by Nex. Yes, that is true.
Speaker A
That is true. You have to keep in mind, was she warned in Spanish? Oh my Pierre, get the [ __ ] out of your pier.
Speaker A
Okay. Was she warned in Spanish? Um, that's an issue. Okay. But she was about but she was giving the news at that point in time. She was looking at the camera and next was beside her.
Speaker A
Listen also if there is like there was the documentary crew was there. Maybe it was all set up to make a nice little scene for the people at home. Maybe that was the thing they wanted to do. They
Speaker A
wanted to make great television. So they set up this whole thing and even this might not be real. Maybe sit down.
Speaker A
Jesus, are you are you on any substance right now? Well, the court don't answer that. Do not answer that. Just sit down. Okay.
Speaker A
Might be a little There is another thing. There is another thing I like to point out. Can I Can I correct?
Speaker A
Wow. Wow. That is very true. That is very true. And unless they can show us evidence that the baby passed away upon the train running her over, then that would be unadmissible evidence in the court of law.
Speaker A
Wow. Wow. Okay. Why is a baby wearing a diaper? This is true. This is true. Okay, so this is what we're going to do. We haven't heard final statements yet.
Speaker A
We're going to go in and learn final statements, but right now I need a Yes.
Speaker A
Yes, dude. Tubbo's side ever mention flattening land? Does Tubbo what side mention flattening land?
Speaker A
Yeah, like for the tracks. This is what uh Alandre and Juan said. They basically said that Alandre flattened that land. And when after it was flattened, Tubbo used some of that flattened land to build train tracks.
Speaker A
And you and then they said that like we can't use any of that as evidence because we have no way to prove that it was flattened before to an extent. Yes. Weing see you, bro.
Speaker A
But then they also never brought up how they themselves flatten land and also kind of admitted to the land being flattened first. And then in that video we can see the flattened land. So they almost like admit to
Speaker A
on the flat land on the video I do need to say in the video the flattened land the train track is on the flattened land. That is correct. That is correct.
Speaker A
Okay. So listen we again this is what we're going to do. This is what we're going to do. I'm going to count votes and then we're going to hear we're going to hear the final statements and then we're going to come in here and we're
Speaker A
going to take a vote. But we all need to uh start pressing. So if anyone has any questions for any of the parties, please write them down here. U Multi, can I have your clipboard? Does anyone have an
Speaker A
empty clipboard? Uh wait. Okay. Please, but I don't have the I don't have clipboard.
Speaker A
Katie, do you have an empty clipboard? Can I get an empty clipboard, please? So we can write down the questions. Okay.
Speaker A
Thank you. Thank you. Oh, so you had one and you didn't use it is what I'm hearing. Um, no, it's not empty. I used it, but you can just access on my notes.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Thank you. There's one on the table. Yes. Thank you. You can have your notes, Katie. Okay. So, questions. Any questions? Any questions?
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. Yes. Um, before Okay. Oh my god, my pen's dry. I have to go in a little bit. No. Um, you need to stay. You need to stay. We have We need to get the verdict in. I
Speaker A
want to see the verdict and I want to see who Christ. Where are you always going all the time?
Speaker A
Okay. You know must be thinking very hard. I I'll step in to take over as a judge, guys. I'll step in.
Speaker A
5 minutes for the court to begin. Okay. Questions, please. Questions. Why did she stand on the tracks? Uh, do you do you guys agree that that's a pressing question at all?
Speaker A
most people stand on the tracks for a good time. That is true. Country fun.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Interesting. Why was she on the train tracks? which pertains to the question why was she giving the news there? Okay.
Speaker A
Questions? Any other questions? Okay. Uh what do you want? Why do you want to see the recording again? Just to know.
Speaker A
Hold on. Sorry to cut you off. Really sorry to cut you off. Katie, you're going.
Speaker A
Yeah, I have to go. That's a horrible thing to do to us. But anyways, who's your vote for? Who's your vote for?
Speaker A
Your vote is with if everyone else's vote is with a song. So, you're okay with switching your vote?
Speaker A
Yeah, I don't give a [ __ ] Okay. Yeah, that's true. That's true, Katie.
Speaker A
Uh, okay. Okay. Well, at least give us any questions about the court case before jury then I'll be uh any questions. Uh no, I'm good.
Speaker A
Okay. Thank you, Katie. Thank you for participating in the jury. Sorry, guys. W jury, man.
Speaker A
Byebye. Wur. Love you guys. Have fun with your big plans. Oh god. Okay. That's okay. That's okay. What the I'm sorry. I I just I I don't know. I think it's like really irresponsible to build fresh tracks in like a rural area
Speaker A
and have no signs, no like warnings, no ding ding ding ding ding, no like closing barriers, just literally nothing.
Speaker A
You know, it's just weird. Like I I think especially if it's a it's not even an abandoned train track. It's freshly made. No warnings, no nothing. Those sweaty boys know how to build warnings.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Okay. This is what we need to do. This is what we need to do. Is everyone ready? True.
Speaker A
Okay. Is everyone ready? Okay. We're going to hear the final statements and when we come back, we need to come up with a final with a final vote. Okay. Okay. Please. Okay.
Speaker A
Clarification on what this court case will result in. Everyone, I declare everyone to punish someone unless a punishment is welld deserved. If it's to set a precedent, what does that mean? It's to set rules.
Speaker A
For example, if something that comes out of this court case is a rule that says no running people over, that is going to be a set. Okay.
Speaker A
This is this actually you know what off character a little bit if anyone from anyone's community I think it's good for us as creators to make sure that we level expectations and that this is all just content for all of us. So to this
Speaker A
is true. This is a block game. Chillillill. Okay. That being said, that being said, That being said, now in character, this is a very serious court case. So, I want to have ending statements from each of the parties. If you have any extra
Speaker A
evidence, now is the time to give it because with the jury, we're going to go back and we're going to decide what happens, what the sentencing is going to be. Everyone needs to be ready for that.
Speaker A
So, uh, Foolish and Tubbo, would you like to give any statements or evidence that you would like the jury to see?
Speaker A
I I just have a question. Do we also have time for a witness or no?
Speaker A
Yes, we do since it's part of the final evidence and then one more witness to call up.
Speaker A
Okay, let's do it. Yes. Yes. I'm going to create a copy of it real quick.
Speaker A
Since this is cross-examination, you're able to object if there is anything or any reason why you think the evidence would be inadmissible. Foolish are going to call the bear as a witness.
Speaker A
Senpai spider. Unfortunately, you cannot sit there as you are not part of the jury.
Speaker A
Can speak to animals. Oh, interesting. Is that Can that be used in court? Being able to speak.
Speaker A
It's fool. No. No. She's part of the jury. Oh, I'm ready. Order. Order in the court.
Speaker A
Um, okay. Your final statements, your final evidence, your final testimonies. Go for I have one last piece of evidence to show that Alandrea Alendresa has been doing all of this as some crazy narrative plan to get rid of Tubbo's
Speaker A
train. And with this evidence and my witness, this train accident was no accident. Okay, so first of all, this image I'm about to show you was created by Alendra herself.
Speaker A
Oh. Uh-huh. Can we clearly so much? There was an item frame here, but someone removed it.
Speaker A
Oh my god, man. What the What the [ __ ] was that? Do we have an image?
Speaker A
Yeah. Evidence guard. Where's the evidence guard? The item frame that was here is missing.
Speaker A
Yeah, evidence guard is going to take care of it. No worries. Evidence guard. Come here. Come here.
Speaker A
Evidence guard that. So that is stand. This is Oh my god. All right. Very interesting information.
Speaker A
So was created by herself. This image it says close the train. Justice for Andresa. We want four stacks. Um but the rest of information is important. But this shows clearly evil malice intentions against Tubbo's trainer.
Speaker A
Show that reason because yes, you have a witness. Do you have a witness for this picture? What do you mean?
Speaker A
I would like to call a very important witness which I'm I can't believe has not been called yet. Next to the stand on the stand next. Is it true you were there next to Alandrea at the time of
Speaker A
the train smashing? Okay. So, yeah. So, basically Nex here also Nex you survived the train crash now.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah, I survived. And did you have diamond armor? Uh, I don't remember honestly, but okay. What are you trying to represent with this foolish?
Speaker A
So, basically, Nexi was wearing armor. Aland Andresa clearly also has armor. I believe she purposely took off her armor to get hit by the train to make it removed and completely ignored Nex's warnings to get off the track even though he frantically
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screamed and tried to push her out of the way. name is Daniel. But but but what does this have to do with the case? It it does Well, so basically she didn't just get hit by the train. She purposely got hit
Speaker A
by the train because she's had an agenda against it from the beginning. So your claim is that Alandre is framing all this to make Tubbo look bad.
Speaker A
All of this together to make Tubbo look bad and graph look bad and Evan look bad.
Speaker A
And what's your And what's your basis? What's your basis to claim that? Do you have any evidence or this evidence right here? A photo printed by her and the video of Nex warning her and she refused to move and she didn't have
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armor on the train tracks where she is. I can I can sort of see I'm going to give you leeway. I can sort of see the connection kind of but All right. Any anything else? Any other um That is all I have.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. I get it. I get it. Okay. Any final statements? Any final evidence? Final statements, please.
Speaker A
Foolish, before we move on. Okay. Statement on the matter. Please, let's hear it. Good afternoon, your honor. Over the course of this whole situation, I've spent countless hours repairing damage, which is was done by someone that I didn't even knew, actions that I weren't
Speaker A
I wasn't involved in, which you can see from the testimony of Graph and Eron. My main thing is I just want to get compensation. And there's all these newspaper articles, which is the entire events in order of everything that has happened, which I've
Speaker A
had no part on, but I've had to repair 100% of the damages and rebuild 100% of the lost items.
Speaker A
So, I'm just going to read the uh the article. Train accident, missing body. Let's see. Photo was taken by Young Multis of stolen train under Alandre's castle. Train of controversy. The saga of the damn train continues. Alrea is
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going to court over the situation. Okay. So, basically this just showcases that this is a real case. There is real issues and none of this is invented. So, I appreciate these uh these news articles.
Speaker A
Also, your honor, in the rules, it clearly states to use common sense. Stand on live train tracks does not use common sense. Also, there are rules against grief. This wall was deliberately created to damage and obstruct the rail infrastructure, which
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I think constitutes griefing. And this is a poster taken by her, signed by her on the date the wall was built.
Speaker A
All right. Any final statements? That's everything from me, chief. Hello. Hello. Juan, uh, I I I heard everything. Do you have any final evidence, any testimony?
Speaker A
Okay. Order in the court. Okay. In your honor, there's no evidence is a completely separate topic now between now.
Speaker A
Hold on. These are these are final these are final statements. We will uh which before passing Crystal Molly on Juan is there to made some which to be fair were not stated as the facts of the trial to begin with. That
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is why facts are established. This is everyone's first court case. I'm sure they have extra establishment, but I'm just because those were not facts stated.
Speaker A
This should have been one of the very first pieces of evidence you had shown in court, but you didn't. So, I just need you to keep that in mind. Okay?
Speaker A
So you find this piece of evidence admissible as you interpret it as a peaceful as a peaceful way of telling people to stop bothering her.
Speaker A
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. But you did just say it was admissible. You did say that.
Speaker A
You literally admitted that made itisible. Foolish. Do you have any evidence that Alisa photoshopped this and put those words there?
Speaker A
Um, here. How can you can you grab the photo? You can see it was made by her.
Speaker A
But do do you have evidence that she wrote these words? The image was made by her, your honor.
Speaker A
Wow. Okay. Okay. Juan, this image says taken by Alandresa, which means that this sign was complicated. This is complicated because Fullish foolish he says but you cannot do that with a photo what circuit is actually with the photoan I'm sorry but
Speaker A
this will be admissible in court because did did make this picture the jury will decide what kind of weight they want to give it but we will be making this admissible in court just so as a testimony you have been called up
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to be a testimony. Okay. Crystal. Crystal. Crystal Molly. Uh, yes. Uh, do you do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the whole truth? So, help you God.
Speaker A
Yes. That's That's good enough. Please say it. Please say accident. Sorry. foretoch. Um, do you object? You got to say objection.
Speaker A
I objection, your honor. My client here is an expert on the scenery of such matter and would like to explain his opinion on this.
Speaker A
While the train does have brakes, there are certain limitations of the main one being players do not render so you cannot see them when you are driving the train.
Speaker A
Your honor, your honor, this doesn't apply to me because in those papers I gave you, it says I didn't build the train.
Speaker A
So, you can't really come at me for building the train and being responsible for that because I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Are you denying and rejecting any any affiliation to the train as well as please talk to your client here? is
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making completely contradictory claims because if it had nothing to do with building the terrain, putting the tracks or anything of that matter that should have been stated as a fact to repeat please. I'm going to give you a chance
Speaker A
to clarify what you just said. The newspapers I gave you clearly say that the train was given me to a gift.
Speaker A
This whole trial I've said I own the train because it was given to me as a gift. In those newspapers it says I did not build it. And I have never in this whole trial said I built the train. I
Speaker A
said I own the train. So, what what what are you trying to get at with that? What do you mean by that?
Speaker A
I'm saying to hold me accountable and say I built the train is false. And also, we have photos of Crystal Molly testing this 5 minutes ago, not going at max speed.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Listen, listen. You need to you need to you need to establish your affiliation with this train. Are you saying that anything that happens with this train is not your If you're criticizing me for the design of the train, I didn't design it. I own
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it and operate it. No. So what Tobo is saying is that he should not be responsible for the speed of the train because he didn't design it or build it. It was given to your honor. Objection. If this video is
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from today, that has nothing to do with the speed of the train from the day of the hitting.
Speaker A
The speed did the same. How can we prove that? Sustained. The objection is sustained.
Speaker A
How do you prove that it is the same exact design was on the day that it happened?
Speaker A
I would like to I would like to take a look at this video. Please play it.
Speaker A
Anything else? Cuz we got to wrap this up. Okay. Okay. You should make the Hold on. Hold on. Let the video play.
Speaker A
Okay. Full speed. Seems like you're having seconds. Wait. Okay. You did you allow the train to go full speed. Let me Let me put this.
Speaker A
Uh, unfortunately, Crystal Molly, you did not allow the train in order to define the speed of the train, you should probably let it drive for more than two seconds.
Speaker A
Inadmissible. Okay. Okay. In the court, please. These are finalized statements from Alandresa. emotional. Order in the court, please. Yes. Go on.
Speaker A
Okay. Language. Period. Why you Okay. Okay. Take a seat. Going to be the owner of the train. He needs to nice. All right. Any other any other words?
Speaker A
That should have been presented. Number one, that should have been presented as a fact. But let's take a look.
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, what did Okay, Piper, you were caught threatening. You were caught threatening one of the guards. Please put him in the jail.
Speaker A
Please put him in a jail right now to do this in the corner of the courtroom. Please, please put him in a jail cell.
Speaker A
Oh my god. What's happening? Everyone sit. Everyone sit down. Oh my god. Final statement.
Speaker A
If you There is no order. This could have been what the jury thinks about you.
Speaker A
Listen up carefully. Quan and Foolish, please step up. Please step up and please uh get close.
Speaker A
Okay. Me and the jury, me and the jury are going to go into a voting session.
Speaker A
Meaning to decide what sentencing is going to happen, who is going to be right in this case.
Speaker A
You need to tell me right now really condensely in a very simple manner. You have to tell me what your client wants from this. Okay? You gave me a list, but you need to tell me really concisely what you want to achieve from this.
Speaker A
Who wants to go first? Right next to you. I can go first. I will make this as concise as possible.
Speaker A
Okay. I love you. The two most important three the three most important things Tubbo wants. He wants two bow buns.
Speaker A
Bow buns. Like bow buns. Bow buns. Yes. He wants one week of prison time for Alandrea built by Tubbo and one week of being her best friend.
Speaker A
So basically two weeks of prison that's not good for okay I did not even hear what he said. I did not even hear what we said, but Juan please.
Speaker A
So, this is what's going to happen. We're going to take 15 minutes to talk with the jury. I'm going to cite you guys to come back to the court and we will tell you our final decision. 10 minutes. 10 15 minutes. Okay.
Speaker A
Byebye. Byebye. Byebye. Byebye. Everyone come in. This is very interesting. Okay. You know, I'm surprised that they didn't argue for a postpartum distress like like she I don't think she's clear in her sound mind after she lost a child.
Speaker A
You know, the mind would create some really like negligible like evidence at that point, right?
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. So it their demands are very interesting. Wait, where's Priscilla? I think she fell asleep. The elevator.
Speaker A
Okay. So, this case has been very interesting. I'm going to give you my opinion and then we'll go from there.
Speaker A
Okay. Okay. Mhm. You give your opinion last, maybe. No, I think I think I'm uh I think I'm going to give it first cuz I want to I want to let you guys know where my mind is at. Okay. Mhm. So asking for two
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months, one week of prison time, and one week of being uh his best friend, crazy demands.
Speaker A
Yes. Alandra is asking for more. She's asking for nobody to touch her terrain, uh a station, and the train with her name on it, a museum in honor of Little George, and Tubba works for Alandresa for a week. So this is what we're going to do.
Speaker A
I believe that this case should have a president of some sort where um we make running over people illegal with trains.
Speaker A
I think the speed I think the train design if anyone gets run over the person responsible for the train should be punished regardless if it's a gift or not nobody should be allowed to be run over by trains. I think as a president
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that's one rule one new rule that this court should set. Now as to who wins this court case or not uh it's very muffled. The facts are very muffled.
Speaker A
Both parties decided to give facts after the court case started. Um, I think the little George situation should be inadmissible as we have no idea how the veracity of the death if it was on the day of the situation or not.
Speaker A
What I do think is that Alundresa after flattening the land should not have her uh property touched because she did build it flattened land. I think that's one of the things that should happen. I don't think she deserves prison time.
Speaker A
Uh, and I do think that at the very least we should give Tubbo the ability to call Alandresa, his best friend, for a whole week. And uh, and I would the station the the extra station with her name on it. I would reject a museum in
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honor for Little George because little George again is a very, and I don't think neither Tubbo should work for Alandresa nor Alundrea should work for Tubbo. And I'm still I'm still thinking about calling the train under her name. I think that's a little too
Speaker A
much, but I want to know your opinion. That's where my head is at. That's where my head is at in this case. In this case, because we would add the rule that people are not allowed to run over
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others. Tubbo would be losing the case because that rule means that his train is not allowed to run over people. But that would be his only sentencing would be that um that the train would not be allowed to run over people. So that's
Speaker A
where my head is at. I would like to hear everyone's opinions, but that was not like where where the case was about, right? Like Tubbo sued Alundrisa. Harassment, daily harassment.
Speaker A
But what do you think the sentencing should be then? What do you if you think Tubbo should win? What do you think the sentencing for tobo should be?
Speaker A
Well, but we cannot like give the the case the name of you cannot run people over because that was not what the case was about.
Speaker A
Okay. So, what do you think the uh the president should be as a rule? I think like the train tracks are dangerous like there's no there's no fences like it should be less clear that there are train tracks but it's also like you
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cannot miss the train but it has to be safer. I don't think we can like enforce Tubbo to He didn't even run people over. It was So what what is your conclusion?
Speaker A
Yeah. What is your concl What is your guys's conclusion to this? What should be the case is brought against the wrong person like if you have this like why is Graph not the one like having to represent himself? Why is Tubbo out on
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the stand? It's It's just a little bit confusing to me because like honestly if someone stole my train and then ran somebody over with it and then I had to watch them in the audience that like I'm getting sued. Like that would piss me
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off. No. And also here's the thing. What I will say and sorry to cut you off there, but I do think I think the fact that Tubbo tries to deny any any affiliation with the train cuz it was a gift makes no sense
Speaker A
to me. I do think that does not make sense. He even if he was given by as a gift, he still placed it on the tracks.
Speaker A
He's still the owner of it. On the tracks, but if I parked my car in my garage and someone opened my garage door and drove it out the driveway, it doesn't mean that like all of a sudden Here's the thing. The issue here, but
Speaker A
the issue here is that that land was flattened uh for Alandrea's castle and then the train she was near those tracks because her castle was near there.
Speaker A
Okay. Can I say Can I ask something? Can I ask something? This is a land issue. Can I ask something? This is a land issue. This is an affiliation issue. Yeah. Go ahead.
Speaker A
Like a sign or something like's castle was big. It was a big cobblestone. Is did he did he I don't know.
Speaker A
Anyone confirm this? Milty is here every day. He's quite a new life. So he might arresting Graph is is Graph just a testimony. He's a testimony.
Speaker A
I think I think maybe potentially. I don't He's a bit guilty. Like maybe like a lot a lot a lot.
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Pregnant woman with I think I think a lot are being are being culpable for crimes that other people committed with their property. It it's a very muffled thing.
Speaker A
It's insane. This is actually But we got to we have to give this case to someone and there has to be compromise. Okay? We there's there's sentencings here that don't make sense.
Speaker A
Um I do want to set a president I do want to set a precedent for property building, right? Because one thing that is unnamed here is the fact that there is a property issue. The train is near the train tracks. Um, and I think
Speaker A
there's something we do need to set about that. Okay. I think all highspeed railways should have proper warnings and alerts and signals that a train is coming.
Speaker A
Yes. What the [ __ ] is that sound? I don't know that sounds. Okay. Okay. Okay. We We need to We can discuss every technicalities, but I think we got to set ground rules. Okay.
Speaker A
Okay. How do you feel after our like opinions? Um, I agree. I think one thing I would add is that the train tracks need proper um proper warning signs. I think maybe What do you guys think of every 200 blocks there's a warning sign?
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Okay, I agree. I agree. If the train tracks are near public spaces, they forcefully need some sort of um warning.
Speaker A
I think I think they should have building permits as well. Like you shouldn't be able to just build a train track wherever you want.
Speaker A
That we are entering a slippery slow people need building permits and we do not want to do that right now. I don't think we need building permit.
Speaker A
Listen, okay, here's the thing. Nobody's arguing for the removal or the repositioning of the castle. I don't know why that party never mentioned that part cuz I know that was a big part of they never mentioned the repositioning of the
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castle. In fact, nobody asked for anything regarding placement of the tracks, which is so strange to me.
Speaker A
That's true. It sounds like they don't even care about that. But it was all about that part.
Speaker A
Okay. Then they just want an end for this. They just want this thing to end.
Speaker A
They don't want to fight anymore. So, we are not going to talk about placement of tracks and we're not going to talk about placement of castles. Correct? Is everyone in agreement of that? Cuz they did not bring it up, I guess. Okay.
Speaker A
Can you say again? Can you say again, please? So neither of the parties talked about the placement of the castle or the placement of the tracks. So that is not a topic we're going to bring up.
Speaker A
Correct. Yeah. Yeah. So it's about the harassment then. It's about the harassment and putting an end to the harassment. Correct. Agreed.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's what we're trying to figure out. So, none of the parties really stated culpable stuff. They just want demands, but no one the the the muffled from the start because the wrong party sued the wrong
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party. The evidence is the hell is this? Oh my god. Please this person go into harassment. No is asking for enter harassment and one week of prison for alundresa.
Speaker A
We have to say who wins whether it's that is true. That is true. So in order for everyone to get what they want but also make it culpable, Alundresa should win in order for the harassment to end because then Tubbo gets the demands he
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wants. That's the only way Tubbo gets what he wants is if is if Alundrisa win.
Speaker A
It's weird. It's weirdly stated, but it's their fault for suing the wrong person. They It should have been the other way around.
Speaker A
Wait. So, uh I don't know how to It's It's It's a difficult case. What we can do What we can do as well is we can dismiss the case in terms of setting someone to be culpable. There's no
Speaker A
culpable party, but there are sentencings that I think it kind of bothers me that Tubbo didn't sue who stole the train and then and then sued and sued a harassment to Tubbo. I think Tubbo suing Alrisa was the wrong move. Especially when Tubbo
Speaker A
like like you know what I mean? Like you can't sue someone when you ran them over. That's just not that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker A
Guys, I think we should dismiss this case. This is like this case is dismissed, but we still lay down sentencing that doesn't apply to neither Tubbo or Alandrea, but applies to the whole server, which I think should be security. If the train tracks
Speaker A
are near urban areas, we have to set signage signs that warn the train who sued who first.
Speaker A
That's the issue. That's the issue. They didn't even They didn't even know. But wait wait.
Speaker A
Uh yeah. Okay. Maybe it is not possible to stand on the tracks. You can cross them if it is safe to do so, but you cannot stand on them.
Speaker A
Yeah. Does everyone Does everyone agree with that? Maybe only responsibility when you cross the cross the trucks.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. If you stand on the train tracks and get ran over, you take the full responsibility.
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. near urban areas. Correct. Owners of the train or maybe they need to build like a safe uh passages uh like you know Oh my god.
Speaker A
I like that. I like that. Owners of the train are required to build to build safe passages to cross.
Speaker A
Yes. Yes. Yes. 200 blocks. Do you guys like that? No. Every 500 blocks. 500 500 blocks. No, I think pathways are good. Passways are good. Every 500 blocks. Does everyone agree with this?
Speaker A
Okay. And I think for one final thing, Alandresa and Tubbo have to build something together for one week. What do you guys think about that?
Speaker A
Okay. For this train track, Alandrisa and Tubbo have to build them together. Yes. Okay.
Speaker A
Alresa should be um admitted into postpartum care. No, absolutely no evidence for this. She might have depression.
Speaker A
Uh I can't explain the behavior. I can't explain it. Unfortunately, Tina, unfortunately, they did not they didn't even bring it up. It's tough because there's no evidence. Here's the issue, and this is we need to clown on them for
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not [ __ ] shooting the right people. That messes up the Yes. And graph.
Speaker A
Yeah. Uh and and I think graph should do something. Graph should have some level of punishment over people. Actually, you know what? [ __ ] it. Graph is going to help him, too. Graph is going to help Alre.
Speaker A
What? What? It's hard labor. You're going to make work together. He hit her with a It's rehabilitation. You know what? Tina is right though. We can't make them do stuff together. Graph probably as well. She's a doctor.
Speaker A
Okay, that's true. That's true. Okay. Oh my god. Fore. Okay. I actually like that. I actually like that. Obl obliged therapy for Graph and Alandresa to make sure Alandresa does not have everlasting trauma.
Speaker A
Yeah. Does everyone agree with this? Yes. Sure. Well, I think unfortunately Tina, since Graph isn't a main character in this court case, he should be if Arundrisa wants him to get punishment, she should do so separately.
Speaker A
We're actually crossing the line making him actually crossing the line making him build the train tracks for them. Uh, that's actually kind of crossing the line. I'm But we'll do it. We'll do it cuz it's funny.
Speaker A
Funny. So we have the we have the conclusion. Yeah. So case is dismissed. Yes. And there's two permanent rules for the QSMP. Now if you stand on the train tracks and get ran over, you take the full responsibility. But the owners of
Speaker A
the train tracks are required to build safe passages to cross every 500 blocks. And for this particular train track, Alandre and Tubbo have to build it together. Uh they and then graph as well has to help them do it.
Speaker A
Amazing. Woo. Let's go. Let's go. I am going to [ __ ] on them.
Speaker A
Let's go. Let's go. Final decision reached. I am going to [ __ ] on the final decision.
Speaker A
Great day. Come on. Come on. Everybody please pay attention. Please pay attention. We have reached a final decision. I want to preface this decision with I'm very proud of the most of the audience. I'm very proud of most
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of the audience for keeping order. I'm very proud of the jury for making very tough decisions. I am not proud of either of theing parties who participated in this case. From the very get-go, the wrong person was sued. I
Speaker A
don't think everyone presented the facts and I think everyone did a very messy mess in terms of submitting evidence.
Speaker A
Just so you guys know, in a court case, you have to submit all the facts, but everyone kept adding on to it. And so, your client in particular kept speaking and you did nothing about it. That's [ __ ] crazy to me. [ __ ]
Speaker A
And then you you brought in you you brought in Crystal Molly with the worst evidence I've seen [ __ ] live. What the hell was that about?
Speaker A
Unfortunately, in the court order in the court because of this because of this, I do want to say that in essence, Alundresa, you were the victim in terms of getting ran over. You should have sued Tubbo instead.
Speaker A
I think everyone in the audience thought that was what was what's happening. Everyone was convinced.
Speaker A
Perhaps you got it the wrong way around. No, absolutely not. I asked at the very start and foolish. You said that you were suing Alundresa which muffled which mucking at the start at the start lawyer. L lawyer.
Speaker A
So, I have unfortunate news for both parties because you really [ __ ] up the case. The case will be dismissed, but there will be a sentencing for both parties and we will give the sentencing right now. Is everyone
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number one? Number one, repeating again. The case is dismissed. However, there are two rules for both parties. This rule is for people who stand on train tracks. Train tracks are very obviously going to have trains. So if you stand on
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the train tracks and you get ran over, you take the full responsibility. You understand? No. No objection. No power.
Speaker A
This is the final decision. Please control the control. Power. Anyone who gets ran over a train has full responsibility. But anyone who is owners of the train.
Speaker A
Even if it's gifted. Even if it's gifted. If you place it, you own it. I don't care if it's gifted. I don't care if it's inherited. You own the train.
Speaker A
You own all the technicalities. That is your responsibility. Therefore, for train track owners, owners of trains and train tracks are required to build safe passages to to cross the train tracks every 500 blocks.
Speaker A
Mhm. Okay. So, as the owner of train tracks, you need to build safe passages every 500 blocks. For this train track in particular, Alandresa and Tubbo, both of you will build these passages together.
Speaker A
You will make a city together. And you will build these passages. And I don't know why they brought them as a witness because he's the one who committed the crime. Graph, you are going to build it with them because you
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are a criminal. So you are going to build these packages in less than 500 blocks long. Okay. Hey, what is it? What is it?
Speaker A
Ooh, no. Say, it is your responsibility to set the times, but three of you have to take part in building the safe packages because you [ __ ] up.
Speaker A
If you don't, if you don't, you will be you will be dealt with by the law. Okay?
Speaker A
And lastly, lastly, I want to say that permanently from now on, court cases have a time limit. We are never doing three-hour court cases again. Yes.
Speaker A
The time limit for cases, the time limit for cases is going to be maximum.
Speaker A
That's the best one. Maximum 60 minutes to 90 minutes. If it has to go beyond that, it will be divided into sessions, but no more than two sessions because if you take more than 3 hours to set something, then it
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doesn't matter in my opinion. So, court cases maximum two sessions. Each session maximum is 60 to 90 minutes max. Okay.
Speaker A
I wish gave you something. I have to pay. Yay. I've been holding it this whole time.
Speaker A
Are you sure about this? This is This is not my choice. Wait, are you serious?
Speaker A
Are you confirming this? Okay. I just received a book from the from your honor Maximus. Well, that's what they call him in I guess Latin. It says Maximus must enforce these rules.
Speaker A
So, you're going to be an enforcer. Maximus among with with about that's not I need the specifications about this.
Speaker A
Okay. Well, uh, guys, please for future reference, if you are going to sue someone, make sure that you're the victim. Cuz if you're going to sue, that means you're the victim. The other way around the other way around the most,
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guys. And by the way, I am Judge Quacky. If you see me outside of the court, I am not Judge Quacky. I'm a civilian like everyone else.
Speaker A
This is one of my personalities. And if you talk to me outside like I was with the judge, I won't understand what you are saying.
Speaker A
Thank you.
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