[YTP] PragerU is insane

I'm sorry. Did you know restaurants make food and produce food? Well, it's true. It's interesting that restaurants make food. Sometimes it tastes good, sometimes not. As President Barack Obama famously once said, it doesn't matter if the restaurant has mice as long as it makes great food.

Whoa, what is wrong with you? Are you a nerd? Anyway, hi there. I'm Dennis Prager, famous for most hamburgers eaten, and this is the Farbside Chat. Pop, this is a... a G. It is actually B. A couple of weeks ago, I burned down a Wendy's restaurant. I set a Wendy's on fire. You want to know why? Candice burned down the Wendy's? Well, it's because I like setting [expletive] fires. I'm a Christian, a patriotic American, and a free market shrink, the government conservative who also happens to be gay. Literally, in fact. What I mean by that is I am genuinely gay. End of discussion. It's that simple. I'm gay. Benson for Prager University. If every high school principal would come in my duty, America would be a place. First, all students are now trans. This includes Asians. I could not care less if you are yellow or Asian. If you wish to vogue, you will have to attend another slave ship. One of the mottos of my life is I don't believe women, and I don't believe men. I believe Italy should be destroyed. Everybody hates Italians. It will be extinguished. The French are next. Matt Walsh, welcome to the Candida stick figure bus show. Oh, you know, I really like looking at women, the boobs out, the tits out. Dude, I'm a [expletive] gay [expletive]. I spent 10 hours a day looking at pornography. Just a blight on mankind, and I can't do anything besides just being a nihilist and suicidal, and I don't want to hear it. You are probably the most cancerous out of all of them. [Expletive] shut up. The surgery on a [expletive] grape. They cheated. Hi, what's happening, freaks? I'm not predicting World War III, but I will say this: it will be World War III. Under my leadership, we will defeat our economy. We will crush our nation's dignity, and we will prevent Joe Biden from happening. Together, we will all make America woke again. Thank you.

ago I burned down a Wendy's restaurant I set a Wendy's on fire you want to know why Candice burned down the Wendy's well it's because I like setting [ __ ] fires I'm a Christian a patriotic American and a free market shrink the

government conservative who also happens to be gay literally in fact what I mean by that is I am genuinely gay end of discussion it's that simple I'm gay Benson for Prager University if every High School principal would come in my

duty America would be a place first all students are now trans this includes Asians I could not care less if you are yellow or Asian if you wish to Vogue you will have to attend another slave ship one of the mottos of my life is I don't

believe women and I don't believe men I believe Italy should be destroyed everybody hates Italians it will be extinguished the French are next Matt Walsh welcome to the candida stick figure bus show oh you know I really like looking at women the boobs out the

tits out dude I'm a [ __ ] gay [ __ ] I spent 10 hours a day looking at pornography just a blight on Mankind and I can't do anything besides just being a nihilist and suicidal and I

don't want to hear it you are probably the most cancerous out of all of them [ __ ] shut up the surgery on a [ __ ] grape they cheated hi what's happening freaks I'm not predicting World War III but I will say

this it will be World War III under my leadership we will defeat our economy we will crush our nation's dignity and we will prevent Joe Biden from happening together we will all make America woke again thank you