Speaker A
Whoa, what is wrong with you? Are you a nerd? Anyway, hi there. I'm Dennis Prager, famous for most hamburgers eaten, and this is the Farbside Chat. Pop, this is a... a G. It is actually B. A couple of weeks ago, I burned down a Wendy's restaurant. I set a Wendy's on fire. You want to know why? Candice burned down the Wendy's? Well, it's because I like setting [expletive] fires. I'm a Christian, a patriotic American, and a free market shrink, the government conservative who also happens to be gay. Literally, in fact. What I mean by that is I am genuinely gay. End of discussion. It's that simple. I'm gay. Benson for Prager University. If every high school principal would come in my duty, America would be a place. First, all students are now trans. This includes Asians. I could not care less if you are yellow or Asian. If you wish to vogue, you will have to attend another slave ship. One of the mottos of my life is I don't believe women, and I don't believe men. I believe Italy should be destroyed. Everybody hates Italians. It will be extinguished. The French are next. Matt Walsh, welcome to the Candida stick figure bus show. Oh, you know, I really like looking at women, the boobs out, the tits out. Dude, I'm a [expletive] gay [expletive]. I spent 10 hours a day looking at pornography. Just a blight on mankind, and I can't do anything besides just being a nihilist and suicidal, and I don't want to hear it. You are probably the most cancerous out of all of them. [Expletive] shut up. The surgery on a [expletive] grape. They cheated. Hi, what's happening, freaks? I'm not predicting World War III, but I will say this: it will be World War III. Under my leadership, we will defeat our economy. We will crush our nation's dignity, and we will prevent Joe Biden from happening. Together, we will all make America woke again. Thank you.