Speaker A
*birds chirping* Hello? Hello? What the @$#%? Oh no, no, no, no no no no no no No no no no no no no no no no Oh no Oh no Oh no Oh okay okay okay Ah Police, I need
A comedic sketch where detective Rowan investigates a store robbery, discovering the thief used passcodes Rowan wrote on post-it notes stuck to the keypad.
Key Takeaways
- Writing security passcodes on post-it notes near the lock makes a store vulnerable to theft.
- Comedic mystery sketches work by exaggerating obvious mistakes for humor.
- Rowan's absurd logic about 'Rowan's Eyes Only' drives the joke of the episode.
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Speaker A
your best detective So let me get this straight You're saying that the thief unlocked the door turned the alarm off and then made their way directly to your hidden safe and took all of its contents Yeah, that's right
Speaker A
My first thought was that it must have been one of your employees but they've all got alibies Are you sure?
Speaker A
Because I am particularly suspicious of that one That's Alan? Is that his name? Yeah You know my name, Rowan Do I?
Speaker A
Like I said, they've all got alibies, so Which raises the question how did the thief know the passcode?
Speaker A
What have we got here? Is this the passcode for the front door? Yeah, yeah that is Why is this here?
Speaker A
Well it's quite a clever little system actually Because I forget the passcode I thought I'd think ahead and give myself a wee reminder You wrote the code down on this post-it note?
Speaker A
That's right As a reminder to yourself of the code? 100% And you stuck it where?
Speaker A
Well again, thinking ahead I figured I might as well put it where I'm going to see it so straight on the keypad so that I see it, I see it straight away, I'm like "Ah, that's right." Well that
Speaker A
explains the door entry but why did the alarm not go off when the thief entered the...
Speaker A
Ah yes, I forget the alarm passcode sometimes so this is my way of dealing with that See any problems here?
Speaker A
I mean, well yeah we've been robbed Anything else? No. Do you have a theory?
Speaker A
My theory is that the thief used your post-it notes to enter your store Ah no, no, impossible Because if you look on the post-it note, have a look there you might have missed this actually, it says "Rowan's Eyes Only"
Speaker A
so I mean, unless the thief was called Rowan which I highly doubt they would have known not to read that So...
Speaker A
You said a safe was robbed? Yeah, a lot of stuff was stolen it was awful stuff You want to show me where that is?
Speaker A
Yeah, sure, this way And here it is You're a @$#%ing idiot Well, where are you going?
Speaker A
Have you cracked it? Oh my god So how did the thief get in, Alan?
Speaker A
The post-it notes Yeah, but how did the thief get in? The code is on the post-it notes I hope she cracks the case She has Yeah, no, she has Like that's like, she has, like And if you wanna see other
Speaker A
episodes of Rowan being an idiot here's two here Learning how to walk learning how to talk
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