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A humorous compilation of memorable SNL moments that evoke laughter even in inappropriate times, shared by Kassidy Aaren.
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Key Takeaways
- SNL’s humor often blends absurdity with relatable social awkwardness.
- Unexpected and random dialogue can create memorable comedic moments.
- Physical comedy and character quirks are central to SNL’s appeal.
- Edgy and sometimes controversial jokes are part of the show’s signature style.
- Laughter can come from the most inappropriate or unexpected situations.
What the video covers
- The video features a collection of funny and absurd SNL sketches and quotes.
- Kassidy Aaren shares moments that make her laugh uncontrollably, even when she shouldn't.
- The transcript includes bizarre and surreal humor, often mixing random characters and situations.
- Recurring themes include awkward social interactions, quirky characters, and unexpected punchlines.
- There are references to pop culture, such as Transformers, and playful takes on everyday scenarios.
- The humor is often edgy, with some content potentially sensitive for viewers recovering from surgery.
- The video includes improvised-style dialogue and nonsensical exchanges that highlight SNL’s comedic style.
- Several moments involve characters breaking the fourth wall or addressing the audience directly.
- The transcript shows a mix of verbal jokes, physical comedy, and sound effects to enhance humor.
- Overall, the video is a lighthearted tribute to the unpredictable and iconic comedy of SNL.
Chapters
- 00:00Warning and Introduction
- 01:13Human Bath Matat Explanation
- 02:44Prayer and Joke Setup
- 04:24Rolled Up Fish and Strange Behavior
- 06:12Transformer and Science Room Rules
- 07:29Forgetting Teen Items and Root Beer Burp
- 08:56Champagne and Hilarious Lies
- 10:21ISIS Joke and Porn Star Reference
- 12:23Trash Wagon and Lube Discussion
- 13:52Tickle Me Character and Cookie Monster
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co-host what is a human bath matat it's that thing of when like midgets have dreadlocks and they lay face down on the floor I can't believe that my turtle's dead oh believe it look I mean here you go see
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Hey, how you doing? We don't sleep, y'all. Introduce me. I want to introduce my co-host.
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there's no number down there is it bad that I see one it's not good sorry late sorry late I was in the bathroom hey everybody look what I rled up oh young woman you get that fish out of
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What is a human bath matat? It's that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks and they lay face down on the floor.
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crippled hi you Transformer yes yeah Transformer me right from woman to man helpers uh remind the kids at home what the science Room's number one rule is um oh don't like don't like touch me under my clothes what no
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I can't believe that my turtle's dead. Oh, believe it. Look, I mean, here you go. See you at the polls next Thursday.
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easy baby if you and this lady walks up and she's like um that's my Subaru oh no that is hilarious she's lying that all happened to her friend so where's Michael uh have you ever had champagne no what is
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Tuesday. I know, I was just joking. Well, it's not funny, you hear me? I'd like to invite all denominations to join me now in a quick prayer. Lord, call your number on the screen.
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TI great idea i s i s entirely out of that Karina I'm so stoked to see you alive hi we aren't porn stars anymore I'm Brey and you can too now wait just a minute did your cup maybe get
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There's no number down there. Is it bad that I see one? It's not good. Sorry, late. Sorry, late. I was in the bathroom.
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one time I drank a liter of root beer and then I burped really [Laughter] loud [Music] what tickle me excited but because my character was tickle me almost best friend in the Cookie Monster weird way to get there
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Hey, everybody, look what I rolled up. Oh, young woman, you get that fish out of my parlor. What has gotten into you?
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closer I feel like I'm flying among the uh you're not you're like 3 feet tops okay I got to I [Music] got Praise Him Praise Baby Jesus my goodness little base hit just relax and focus wait for your pitch hey
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She's a lesbian. Well, let me tell you something, this is a place for fun and tolerance, okay? I should be so lucky to bring my to the, but I can't because she's crippled.
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no he's good she called the house no hello James hello [ __ ] what get out of here leave me you talk me into this go away go away I need to heal Leave Me by myself Miss Johnson to be totally honest
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Hi, you Transformer? Yes. Yeah, Transformer me, right from woman to man. Helpers, uh, remind the kids at home what the science room's number one rule is.
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Musk hosted and my mother was there by those things really happen what yeah to you he never make it to toilet number one he no make it number two he no make it hey Todd hey Todd did you just say
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Um, oh, don't, like, don't, like, touch me under my clothes. What? No.
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to worry about very common this time of the year I'm just going to write a prescription for you for two huge bags of weed he just moves silently through your house like a spider and now you return her to Earth
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Sounds like maybe you forgot those little teen. Maybe no. I left them in the tea bagging Uber because I am a stupid butthole.
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family died rock climbing oh my God course uhoh here we go are you ready to make the human centipede let's do it yeah no time here we go I'm in the middle this is so dumb I have to go my family's going to
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I want, I want your toes, you FKS. Take it easy, take it easy, baby. If you and this lady walks up and she's like, um, that's my Subaru.
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sweet well I agree with your [Laughter] mom yeah well I only get one shot at this and I I didn't want to Hedgehog my bet well I love that you came to play so let's see it good God Mitch I'm trying to decide
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Oh no, that is hilarious. She's lying. That all happened to her friend. So where's Michael? Uh, have you ever had champagne? No. What is it?
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ever been him R look what I can do which we've learned got pretty crazy oh yeah yeah I chaperon that trip I didn't give him the vodka but I didn't take it away either any anyway what is on me can
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DIY waffle sausage that squirts. Look like [expletive]. Please clean this mess up. I do not know, but your father is definitely on it and his wiener is definitely out, and it's, it's not a great wiener.
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forever really you belong you belong here with me here he comes here he comes and oh my God what what what is it man hey sh don't let the boss hear you y hear companies sending in some new
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TI great idea. ISIS entirely out of that Karina. I'm so stoked to see you alive. Hi, we aren't porn stars anymore. I'm Brey and you can too now.
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[Applause] times if I got to fire every person that's investigated me I'll probably still have my job at Pizza Hut what happened at Pizza Hut what didn't happen at Pizza Hut oh man what is it feel like when I do this
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Wait just a minute. Did your cup maybe get bigger? May, I'm not driving, not with this. He went to Jared. What's wrong, man?
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shapewear sets I knew that would happen they were just too good to laugh you know who got the last pair me I got them on right now you little stinker you look Dynamite yeah they're smashing my Wier but I like the feeling sketch artist did
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Do you not like the trash wagon? Does it even drive, brother? You tell me. Oh, lube. Oh, oh, tell them what you told us.
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right here [Applause] I'm I'm sorry Mitch what is that language it's speaking that's some evil backwards devil talk my name's EPC I was born in the Chinese part of fcot centers my favorite food is gum don't I recognize you from
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Um, one time I drank a liter of root beer and then I burped really loud.
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can't talk to me like that thank you oh my god Mitch this pervert is a sweating a lot sorry yeah I want to be you when I grow up and so you shall James Cordon as Zazu I wish okay I'm going to need to uh
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[Laughter]
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don't have a ball I think I know where we can get one you want to steal Ben's ball I'm not going to steal his ball you are mom's home all right looking right up your skirt honey all right sounds good since you
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[Music]
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Ash I'm glad we're finally getting some sexy alone time cuz I'm ready to I'm sorry my dad is dead I dad 10 years ago and I'm really messed up about it on the Disney Channel every person has to be the loudest
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What tickle me excited, but because my character was tickle me, almost best friend in the Cookie Monster. Weird way to get there, but okay.
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has happened I've had fall mom I know you didn't fall you laid down very gingerly I saw the whole thing okay what if they told you that in order to get high you'd have to do a drug like for
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Look at your father, boy. Look upon your father with tr. I see you.
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okay all right oh oh Jimmy it it it's bad I I I I did a bad job but otherwise I think we're golden ah the dudes he hey what's up Jesus I'm going to dominate you I'm going to you're
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[Music]
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to you well I don't know all my dad's friends I don't even know my dad J BL reading for Pumba easy easy easy up my colostomy bag got caught in the dupe box and things went South from [Applause]
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Man, it's mine. Oh my gosh, she's my favorite, you guys. I used to love those books.
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the internet about how after the March he got fired from his hot dog restaurant you know what who calls it a hot dog restaurant anyway it's called the glory hole no no do you feel a Chemistry Between Us
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Hi guys. Hi, Valine Maline. Um, is she getting closer? I feel like I'm flying among the, uh, you're not, you're like three feet tops.
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that that that is totally normal uh what the house renovation did you do the ceiling fans um I can't remember anything other than what I'm looking at right now my stepmother isn't the only evil queen in town no don't back up out
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Okay, I got to, I [Music] got Praise Him, Praise Baby Jesus, my goodness. Little base hit. Just relax and focus. Wait for your pitch.
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have some damn respect for our guests relax Clark don't fight this look my eyes while he lay on you no pretended me Mrs Bo I don't remember seeing you at the the ladies tea you shut up I was there
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Hey Brandon, how dumb do you think I am? Now get on the bag, damn it. Get on the B, get on the B. B Trix is for herpes. Keith, do you have herpes?
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we just can't talk over you it'll screw up the sound uh no over I I I I speak English your word is little pig boy all of us how do you do me me me Jesus Christ says the New York Times but
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The old Keith did, but this Keith, no, he's good. She called the house. No. Hello James. Hello. [Expletive] what? Get out of here. Leave me.
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slap that uni right off your face okay you hello little kitties a cat if you haven't put it together I'm the cat and the hat cat what are you doing here Linda I'm going to do the splits now so
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You talk me into this. Go away, go away. I need to heal. Leave me by myself, Miss Johnson. To be totally honest, what I really want to know is how do I talk to the girls in my class?
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choked on a meatball Palm everybody okay um his name was s short for Salvatore um I want to start really considering the things I put in my body and I want to take more photographs um I'll go uh this year I
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Oh, and they're choking me out while I wear a human pony harness. Oh my. You know what's weird? I had this insane dream that Elon Musk hosted and my mother was there.
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you don't even have a dog you're a looky L and everyone knows it true sir get off and go in the park and see other people's dogs is that a crime that's up to the jury the verdict plays thank
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Did those things really happen? What? Yeah, to you. He never made it to toilet number one. He no make it number two. He no make it.
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you marry me help me I what if hell is real now you're writing on your pck guinea pig Mrs Wonderful can I tell you I just love that name and she has lived up to it 200% thank you now are they bringing her
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Hey Todd, hey Todd, did you just say plow through your panties like I'm running on diesel? Well, I can't keep this up any longer.
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playing Twister on the floor of the prison's bathroom you excuse me first what the hell was that well we're on board you bom bom bom bom bomb a bomb Oh shoot we must be over Sera and I don't think I'm alone in
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Tree frogs can live with what is that noise? What's that? Oh, look, it's Lana Del Rey. Little case of strep throat, nothing to worry about, very common this time of the year.
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it boom hunger man hey Orphan Annie At Your Service no no no no no no no no I want the black Annie oh okay um but I might get in trouble for this yo yo yo what up player
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I'm just going to write a prescription for you for two huge bags of weed. He just moves silently through your house like a spider and now you return her to Earth naked and defeated.
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god well without thinking I just grabbed the hot crock of butterscotch dip and flung it in his face hi you smell good a little breeze just uh brought some of your scent my way are you uh were you
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I am you. All right, now scooch together and smile. Okay, one, two, wa, what? What?
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okay oh wow who's that damn I think that's R Kelly so maybe days that must be hard Louise I'm dying tomorrow well you couldn't possibly know that my God Lydia I cannot believe what I've just seen you appear to be ping
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Carabina mean anything to you? It's a little, it's a little particularly metal singing that you use when you go rock climbing.
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watched a porno why would you share that with me oh you guys guys are thinking what happens if I get sick well I actually have my own understudy who does a perfect impression of me yo [ __ ] I got to go by
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