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Today we are playing Wavelength. It is a game of teams where we see if we know each other's opinions or if we can all agree on a topic and how much it's either here nor there. Nailed it. No epic SLO, man. Want I
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Key Takeaways
- Wavelength is a team guessing game involving psychic clues and spectrum placement.
- Smosh members use humor to engage with fandom culture and personal stories.
- The video mixes gameplay with pop culture references and comedic banter.
- Fan obsession and celebrity stories are explored with a playful, irreverent tone.
- The content is informal, conversational, and designed to entertain through relatable humor.
What the video covers
- The video features a 50-minute compilation of Smosh clips centered around gameplay and comedic discussions.
- The group plays the game Wavelength, explaining rules and sharing funny moments during gameplay.
- There is a humorous discussion about family, relationships, and quirky personal anecdotes.
- The hosts talk about fandom culture, including One Direction fan experiences and leaked stories.
- They analyze and joke about pop culture references, including Shrek and adult jokes hidden in kids' movies.
- Contestants introduce themselves in a playful segment about becoming 'the chosen.'
- The video includes playful banter, jokes about relationships, and commentary on fan obsession.
- There are references to leaked backstage photos and fan theories about band members.
- The hosts share personal reflections on fandom and relationships with a comedic tone.
- Overall, the video blends gameplay, humor, fan culture commentary, and lighthearted storytelling.
Chapters
- 00:00Introduction and Wavelength Game Explanation
- 03:22Family and Relationship Jokes
- 06:42Shrek and Pop Culture Discussion
- 09:53One Direction Fan Stories and Leaks
- 12:31Fan Obsession and Personal Reflections
- 14:52Gameplay and Banter Continues
- 20:32Fandom Lore and Theories
- 27:48Closing Stories and Final Thoughts
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got it. I got it, but I got it. Today we are playing Wavelength. It is a guessing game where two teams are competing to see if they can read their psychic's minds, and the psychic is the person who is controlling this thing. Each round, a team
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gets a chance to play a card which has how much something is blue or green, and then the team, the psychic, places it. So look, look, I had it, I had it, I had it in my head like a really good
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intro in my head. Please just look, look at this. See that? Look at that. The psychic will see this, close it, and they will tell the prompt to their team. The team will try and guess where that lies, and the other team
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also gets to guess but not as much. They get a little kind of little guy. It's like a 50/50 shot, and then little guy, if they guess the sidekick's prompt correctly, you get points based on how close on this little guy. Look, look, you
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look, I'm imagining the game manual and you're like, what a what they? Okay, so look, look, this little guy is going to go here. Tell me. Look, I had a really good one in my head. What channel were you
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explaining game? Okay, look, this, this, so basically, so no, I actually don't take it back. That's what I meant. Yeah, so we're broken up into two teams and we're guessing this guy. I don't know why, like, I don't even
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remember the words that were in my head that I was like, that's amazing. I'm going to say that, that's amazing. Do you want to look over? So this is, you want, or do you want me to just say the rules are in the description?
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Yeah, I mean, just like maybe out. I've never had this happen to me before. Gave me the manual. I've actually never seen anyone stick to the lines. Embarrassing. Ready? Ready? Yeah. Oh, you holding it like up and forward is
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crazy. Hey, look, look, team steak turns rotating a dial to where they, to where they think a target is located. Look on the spectrum along a spectrum that's hidden behind the scene. Spectrum, one player from the active team, the psychic
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knows where the target is but can only give a clue, only give a clue on the spectrum between the two opposing concepts. After that, their teammates have to guess where the target is. Their teammates ask. Spec, you're going to get
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it. You're going to get it. It's great. He did a good job. He did a good job. How much more time? [Music] We, so okay, we'll get into the beginning. What else do you have? A knife? Okay, so this a knife hut
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your hands and we will put our blood together. No, for sure, for sure. Like, they sound really, really awesome. They're amazing. It's just the fact that they're also your dad. What [ __ ] drum card if I've ever
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seen it. I guess you should have known 'cause your dad has both of those things as well. You like love your dad, right? I mean, does that mean that she's also already cremated and thrown into the ocean of
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Russia? 'Cause that's going to suck to date. Mer person, mer person's looking pretty good. Daman, clearly I've wronged you. Um, good listeners say, but I have somebody great for you. Okay, and they, unlike me in this moment, they are a perfect communicator. Amazing.
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My mom, I'm going to be pissed. Not no, and it's your mom. Oh my God, who could have seen it coming? Honestly, not me. No, but you know who isn't your mom is Trevor. Pull one of those cards out, your grandma.
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[Laughter] This person looks and smells just like your dad. What the [ __ ] is wrong with you guys? Well, I guess my options are yeah, my dad's clone, my actual dead father, my mother, or let's, okay, let's go ahead and
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eliminate these two groups. My, what are mying options? Barbara, mer person, beginning, Damen. I'm so sorry. That's so fine. This is great. Greetings, I am the chosen and welcome to a very treacherous special episode of Beardy. This episode of this
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show will test you on whether or not you are knowledgeable enough to be a chosen yourself. These three applicants who have shown up here today will be testing themselves on several categories. So sorry, the first requirement to becoming
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a chosen is to be freaking serious. This happens to me every time we do a chosen video. I like can't let it lose it. Okay, I'm going to say a really douchy thing. Go off, bride. Oh, I can't
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wait, but like Stacy's going to get her opportunity when she gets married again. I'm just, I'm just being honest. She's saying, she's saying she got married at 19 after meeting a guy and knowing it for 5 months. So so casual and
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Shane, I love it. I'm sorry, like Stacy statistically, I think you burned my statistically speaking, Stacy's a St Stacy and this guy are probably not going to work out and Stacy's only 21, so they get divorced. She'll, she'll like in
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the next couple years, she's going to be like under 25 still. She'll meet another guy and she'll get married and that will actually be like kind of the real marriage. It'll be that was the CEST you've ever been. No, we'll be back in
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four years with that update. The prompt is for kids and for adults, for kids and, and your clue is Shrek. Oh, that is so good. Awesome. No, that's, I think it's exactly where it needs to be. Really, let me see. I don't know. Let me
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see, let me see, let me see, 'cause that there's some goofy maybe a little bit more toward kids. You're messing around right now. I was going to say a little more adult. You think so? Like, like there, it's like what's the color of love? I
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mean, like, okay, it's the best movie for this reason, but like remember the, remember when Donkey is like, okay, first of all, remember when Lord Farquaad realizes he has a boner in his bed? Remember, remember when Donkey goes
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please her? Remember when Shrek is full frontal in that number three slang compensating? Remember Donkey, the dragon? I honestly, on screen, on screen, I don't know. He doesn't, right? And doesn't, and then, and she does some and the, yeah,
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the dragon does some freaky kids. They do. Yeah, that Donkey a little bit. I think Shrek and Donkey experimented as well. Yeah, I think Shrek and Donkey definitely experimented and I don't think there's anything wrong with that. Okay, I, what do you think last, last
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I'm down just to give my video essay is I mean there are like, there are like secret adult jokes like Fiona sings and blows a bird up. Let's introduce our competitors and see why they have chosen to apply to become chosen.
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All right, at the end there, Courtney. Oh me, hello, I'm Courtney. I think I am a chosen because I slapped you in the face one time. Wo, and you couldn't deflect it. Wo. Okay, well I was blindfolded and I
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also did know and wanted to give you, I wanted to give you some confidence so if we did it again you would not be able to hit me in the face. Okay, all right, next up, uh, I am Try Ever and I think that I
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can be a chosen because I'm taller than you. Okay, wor center of gravity. Yeah, push him. All right, finally, hello, I'm Chance, um, and I'm a different type of chosen and I am here to prove that today. Different type, yeah, fat [ __ ]. I'm
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sorry, I'm sorry it wasn't me. Don't let them in. All right, hold your clips and your, we're going to talk about the traumatic and mentally ill experience it was to be a One Direction fan. How long did you have
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that plan? Since last night. Oh my God, I'm telling you we're probably going to end up with more tradwife stories on Reddit stories seeing them. It's similar to we get these alpha male stories, right? But if they find each other and they're
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freaking living and loving and laughing, something tells me they would not be happy, not living nor laughing. I don't think any alpha male is actually going to ever work out with only on full moons. I'm sorry, I don't even know what
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that means. It means you like a wolf. Keep the vibrators alive. A shotgun. Oh, well then go ahead and just give me two. That's insane. Must have been, I honestly was coming around a vibrator. What, you were coming around a vibrator? No, no, no, did
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you? Okay, so the crazy fan behavior continues. Um, when the fans leak a booty call between Zaye, Harry, and some fans. So the boys were trying to get these fans to come up to their...
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were telling the girls to give security their hairdresser's name how we got this I don't know but that was devastating because it was the first time we realized oh my God like they have sex with people who like aren't us and so it
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was like devastating wait that was the first time you realized that they have sex with fans right which they did so oh so that was huge so who leaked the booty Co I don't know I fans all of the things
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that were leaked I truly don't know how people got it like we one time Le we hacked into an airport security camera and we watched them just sleep for like hours I love that you're we okay I was
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not part of this this is when I was a ha like a hater this get leaked on to like Tumblr or something Tumblr Twitter they tumed Tumblr was huge during their era we hacked like I want to say it was like
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Auckland or something and we just they were just sitting there sleeping waiting for their flight and we just watched for hours how did fans hack into airport security we hacked into their hotel security footage we'd find them in
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hotels two fans snuck into um their hotel went to Liam's room went to his balcony and stole his boxers that were hanging out to dry and then they were later found on a beach and one of the girls was like wearing
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them did they get arrested no they just gave the boxers back but it was very they gave sorry they're like it's covered in sand and [ __ ] take it and he's like I I pooped in your ponds I pooped in your P that's I okay I
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had no idea yeah I will say it was very easy to find out where they were staying why um so like the way that I did it the way that I did it so there was this one there was this
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one photo and Harry was like at a pool at this hotel and there was a lamp in the background and so I like screenshotted the photo and I zoomed in on the lamp and I reverse image search the lamp and I cross referenced every
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hotel in that City with those lamps and then I found the hotel and then I went to the hotel and there was already a crowd of people outs this was normal behavior okay I'm not outing any do you
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guys have work to do or no I'm like 17 this is my job my job is One Direction um so I went to the hotel and everyone else was there on a scale of 1 to 10 in Regard in like in comparison to other
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one directioners how crazy like how like how how obsessed do you think you were cuz if you're doing that do you think you were still just at like a five I think I was the most tame I think she
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probably a six no I think I was like one of the most tame ones you think you were like a one or a two yeah like I didn't I didn't read fanfiction I didn't write fanfiction I didn't comment on their
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post I didn't follow them I just you know would I went to one concert and I went to their hotel like once you went to their where you the one who stole the boxer you went to their hotel you went
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to their hotel I went to Harry's Hotel okay that makes it different and what did you do there I so so he she snuck under the covers and when he came in she went hello Harry so he off now's my
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chance he was staying dump my coworker waited for this moment dump my coworker I got an entertainment for you sorry what he was staying at Soho house which is a member mhm thing so I all the other fans just
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kind of stayed outside and I was like I'm going in like I'm getting in and so I just walked in and they $77,000 for a year for a membership I'm paying off my debt currently I just sat at the the the
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hotel bar for like hours and ate a cheese plate with my sister and cousin waiting for him to you know the bartender was like here's another one what were you what were you thinking would happen if I didn't think that far
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I was just like he come we will make eye contact we will fall in love we will get married and have babies it would be pretty crazy if you do end up with Harry there is ABS there's actually no way now I've ruined
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all of my chances with him do you think he'll watch this and be like I don't think he'll watch this I I think no I think he's going to watch this and if he watches this the the chances are zero
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right uh or if he finds out about my hairy feet cam tikt account that right okay yeah that no that was really funny wait what don't skip over that that was let's do this an episode of do this I made an
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account that was dedicated to fan cam edits of his feet for as a bit to be funny not because I like his he has nice feet but no you crushed that that was actually so impressive it was a
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competition of who could make a new Tik Tok account that would go viral and she actually dominated because people like his feet he has nice feet I guess I have to look at his feet look if you want
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your chances to remain above 0% should talk too much about his feet no let's get into his feet because look after this we'll they're very veiny eron I'm I'm trying to increase your odds and you're not helping okay
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we'll move on my next my next card just says coochies were shaved at One Direction concerts every girl that went to a One Direction concert even if you were like I we were like 12 to 18 we were fully why did we send our daughter
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to college we were fully miners at the events with shaved coochie being like I'm ready to lose my virginity to One Direction and we thought they would we thought they would see us in the crowd and be like who is she and that was they
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you thought that they would know that you shaved no we thought they'd be they'd be like she's so hot so we were like we have to prepare like in the same way you do for like a date wait a second
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wait a second were you positive hey were you positive that One Direction wanted it shaved there was honestly if Harry Styles was 70s that's big sty is given given the the old school Vibes yeah they're giving shaved nothing there and
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Lou giving you know that's fair should have there should have been like a bush movement for miners in the early 2010 the One Direction Bush movement this is insane they are British you know okay so so I know what that
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means I'm trying to think of I'm trying to put myself in your perspective you truly were like I could go to this concert and I could leave and spend the night one of them and people did that's true
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now we know because of the boot with miners though not with miners okay okay but but with shaved I don't know the girl I didn't ask anyone who's hooked up on direction if their coochie was shaved are there are there people who C came
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they could have had a land I don't know are there people who talked about it afterwards of like I hooked up with them yes there were Tumblr posts they didn't in the state of their vagina F but it's
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not fake because you could easily lie yeah do we believe the fans that said they up I could easily go to a fish concert and be like afterwards that's fair but Jane I would have believed that they just play music forever RI they Rift
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they Rift for about eight hours then we went back to their hotel room we r a little more the one fish fan who watches Smash Mouth is freaking out right now they're like yes oh no but who eat the Blowfish I I
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did oh please enough God who do the blow who do the blow I don't know any of these bands you dcker you've been to a Chili's you've heard hoodie and the Blowfish yeah you've been a tji Fridays yeah anyways
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moving on moving or moving back to shaved or not shaved they definitely hooked up with fans there was a few photos like leaked backstage of like girls with them or like in their hotel so it is like known and I think like
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that's just a common thing for like rock stars they're teenagers yeah no it's just they're off the grid like they've got their own solar panels they've got burner phones that you also have so a little privacy maybe privacy
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unincorporated land so we don't go to AMC no no the movie industry ain't doing so hot and you're the cause I love oh it's your fault I'm not going to win at this point it's you daman's turn this
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person's Perfect You're the problem we they were willing to sh they're there goose with you you wine drunk say goodbye to the goo Goose Goosey Gucci because it's gone the Goosey Gucci Gucci Goose as F she's a family woman okay being a there are a
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lot of good people who are not chosen being a good person does not equal being chosen necessarily well I don't see a lot of people going to Harvard Law L Woods yeah rematch and it gets crazy yeah rematch it gets czy you guys start
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talking n for work we're talking I'm going to roast your ass whoa listen the other team's name is diarrhea is going to win I think did we start or did they start this last round so our team is
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going to win the other team name is diarrhea so they get the other team is diarrhea we're going to win so the other team is diarrhea is going to win that's us yeah diarrhea is going to lose the other team
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is diarrhea is going to win going to win and how humiliating that would be for them so were these bondage Bears bondage Bears uh what the Care Bears look down the street and they're just like don't go down there do not go down there the
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bondage Bears they care a lot these gay there were these gay little bondage Bears holy [ __ ] oh my God they can't see oh kind what would you like to build today oh you know what kind of bear I'm
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building one wrapped in leather and strapped up ready to take it and people thought people thought that Harry and Lou were behind these because so someone threw this like little bondage bear on stage at one of their shows and after that it would
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appear on like the crew scaffolding with each show and like sometimes they'd be dressed up as like queer icons sometimes they'd be reading like very important queer literature there was also one time see there's he's reading a gay book
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oh what's the gay book title yeah what's the gay book Danny laroo um this one there's a picture of someone named Larry with the Bears right and this is something that people believed One Direction was doing and when it gets weird this is
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back to the color Association is these Bears start having blue and green stickers on it so the fans are convinced that Harry and Louie are putting these Bears up at their shows to come out and be like we are together we are in a
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secret relationship and then the bear starts a gets a Twitter right the bear creates a Twitter account and it's posting all these photos and then it it he's like help I've been strapped up for hours oh there's also a second bear that
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appears it's like it's smaller I forget the name but it was also like dressed in bondage and has queer icons and this Twitter account posts like a hand of like five alluding to five days and so the fans are convinced
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days oh my God in five days they're going to announce their relationship Within These 5 days the the bear disappears right and so we're like what's going on like Larry's going to come out The Bear Went to Palm Spring
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the Bear's like I'm free of the straps he's in the water he's like oh my hands are separated I can swim again what the isn't there orgies in Palm Springs it could have gone to orgies I know I was going to say you
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know I feel like he would love that's not the bear that I was thinking about I thought this bear just wanted to be free all right this is a bondage bear saying the bear was going on vacation right
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yeah anyway you can be kinky and swim my God that's true that's true um so the five days end and we're all like here it is Larry's going to be confirmed no the Bear Just returns he's like I had a blast got
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sunburnt was fair clearly just made by some random person well so they finally ask they ask the guys in an interview they're like hey like what's going on with these like gay little bears and they're like the guy's like hello Harry
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what's going on with these gay little bears uh Channel 7 and AR's like yeah so the music we're making is coming along right like but the gay little bears well everyone freaks out because all of the boys look
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to Louie and so they're like Lou starts them um and then Harry goes oh we don't know that's just something our crew does but the fans are like the crew doesn't have time to change these bears and put
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them up every show it's clearly Lou and Harry because they they have open schedules they're not busy at all um and that's that's the lore behind bondage the gay little bondage as busy as any sort of set or production can get you
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end up with so much time as a crew member I have plenty of time to to it's like days of you can't breathe and it's like days of just well you have nothing to do yeah exactly right yeah so that's
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that's that lore damn wow okay I had no idea that's hilarious yeah so that that was that was a big Honestly though like at a certain point I even believed the Bears because it was like who is doing
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this and like the Larry like the crew choosing to to agree that Larry was a thing I don't know it's weird you know what I just you know what I just realized I said hilarious hi Larry us it's everywhere it's all connected
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confirmed oop confirmed well have you guys heard about 28 28 the number 28 yeah have you heard about 28 no this so this is in my opinion probably what confirms it okay so Louis soccer number number is 28 and he has a
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tattoo of 28 okay and on September and Harry turned 28 he did at some point on September 28th of 2013 Ed Sheeran tweets my best friend is getting married today Mega awesome wicked cool Ed shearan famously friends with Harry
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Styles so fans speculate this must be about Larry the next day Harry tweets we don't need no piece of paper from City Hall weird timing no his mom then tweets good decision Louie Harry's mom tweets good decision Louie so people
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think yeah that's how it works what else would they be talking about they were married on September 28th you're so right and then it gets deeper he was like babe I want to get married with your soccer number no it gets deeper
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because Harry he has a solo career right he performed tracks two and eight on SNL and what is that that's 28 that's 28 no God and then July 21st Harry has his first movie premiere and Louie releases his second song what 7 plus
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21 20 28 and then and then August 28th uh oh Harry announces a world tour that's going to start September 19th what's 9 plus 19 28 28 holy [ __ ] holy crap this is this is like this is gonna this is real yeah you know
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as someone who got married secretly from our fan base I I can say like Cordy and I had these types of plans was your number our number was 69 yeah uh 12 and that's hidden in all the content do you know what 1 plus
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two is three three and address that yeah and times four 12 I literally didn't even know that that's insane you're amazing chosens must be incredibly knowledgeable of different types of Storytelling primarily movies why I'm not even looking at any
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of you right now what are you looking at that's what's crazy you don't you don't know where I'm looking the future in La there is a street performer called the Venice Beach Glass man in La there is a street performer called the
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Venice Beach Glass man what is his act Angela he is see-through what is the it works he is it's his with your gut I was a secret fan for the first few years I publicly hated on One Direction because in my
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mind I was like if I'm going to marry one of them I can't be a fan that's smart that is actually true very smart thinking than you're right thank you so yeah the long game then yes and I
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pursued entertainment for no other reason are you only here because yeah do you think we're going to bring on Harry Styles is that why you're here did I think that if I pursued entertainment I'd be more likely to be in a room with them yes
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but that was you know when I was 14 and so we commit to our decisions and hey I have been it worked shoot for the moon and you might hit a spirit airliner no because I recently I knew it
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I was like he's cooking on a joke and he's G toing lose it you're like you're like I'm going to make it Spirit Airline and it's like ow welcome to smos I'm at smos because of Harry Styles so thanks
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Harry but I did recently this was really devastating news to find out last week so I worked on a show I won't say which show and I won't reveal my sources but I recently found out that at the same time
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that I worked on that show Harry Styles visited the show and started dating someone from that I could have y n so up do we want to reveal who he was dating I will not reveal who CU I don't think
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she's in the public eye at all but I did when he came in I wore his merch because I was like I can't be rejected by har like he has to know I'm a wore his merch yeah I also like I walked into the room
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that he was in and I just gasped immediately I was like and he looked up at me and it was devastating so I don't think I knew that you had met him well I keep it quiet cuz she met him from afar
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she she she met him from afar she had a ghost leave her body and then he like walked away when you meet him again you're going to have to wear a mustache and be like GE holy goodness it's hairy
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now who are you okay so yeah it did work I I pursued this field and it did get me in a room with Harry Styles he just didn't fall in love with me yet that's I will say that's that's absolutely devastating
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that he dated one of your co-workers yeah that is devastating it could have been me well I'm just I I mean I I just do you not think I'm not I don't also want to say like oh you [ __ ] up and it
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didn't happen CU you [ __ ] up walk it back why would me you're digging you're digging a hole okay forbidden or encouraged whoa I'm going to say posting smos photos without checking with social oh that's pretty forbidden that's well I
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mean you tell them yeah well well you you make the rules Yeah well yeah you got this one posting smash photos without without checking that's fully yeah cuz as some of you know we film uh these episodes a year in
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advance so uh if you post photos from it it's going to be so far people like what's the what is this when you watch this video Shane and I will be divorced yeah and then chance pick again the tool belt for
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50 on what side of the body is the katana traditionally worn left correct yeah nice yes that would be super freaking embarrassing yeah it would I thought it would be really fun can we bring in the wigs I thought it would be really fun if
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we fed the Larry's and you two read a lar fanfic that I found absolutely wait who am I going to be though who's who you you have to cast no I'm going to let you guys decide because this is a very
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graphic smutty fanfic as they all are so whoever would like to have them if whoever wants to be the more inappropriate one put on the Lou wig I'll let you you know what I'll be the more inappropriate one first pick okay
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so while you get into your wigs I'm going to give you a brief history honey are you oh my God you I'm Harry you're Harry you're more like um the first lady of hey what's up I'm Harry that's how he
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talks all right um how does Lou talk I actually don't I I'm trying to remember how he talks I I and very slow he's like hi I'm Harry I'm Harry I and he's a bit faster and higher but he's like o I'm
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Louie o I'm Louie what's going on mate how are you Louie yeah you need to slow down I can't I don't know I don't know like the different region accents when I go British it's just like it's the one
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it's okay Shane I go freaking Charles Dickens ass just be British and slow so do I look sexy in this wig yeah okay I love the Feathering Shane you had no response that's crazy you look like a hot Midwest
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mom at like a barbecue you want ribs yep you look like I left like QVC just turned off now selling these cute little One Direction dolls Oh my God these jeans have been worn actually by him and we're
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not going to talk about this outfit but oh my God arms arms for days now Deborah over here I have the Larry Edition now these ones are are they are selling like hot cakes right now if you buy both of
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them together it's $20 15 individually bought together as a unit as a loving couple you said Hot Cakes and my brain just went hey w I know you with those hot cakes Deborah I could eat them all night oh some get
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get a little nice Mist in my eyes oh that's one directions R Moment perfume it is from 2010 so if it smells weird I'm sorry for spraying it directly in my face it smells like I'm in Bath of& Body
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Works since Victoria Secret I'm sorry oh look at this the crown jewels close your eyes idiot oh my God sorry we got our team name you got your team name what's your guys team name I don't know we're we're playing right now
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y'all are um hey what's our team name he don't look how about what about our team name is the other team is diarrhea okay that's our team name wow and you cooked there you cooked you're in your bag they
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should name their team diarrhea they would never do we have Team diarrhea and team the other team diarrhea I'm just I'm looking for someone who is emotionally intelligent doesn't mind uh having Adventures here and there but also doesn't mind like
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staying in and being relaxed like you know there's just a lot of understanding and mutual respect okay all right well and and if and if I were to make a noise like that one from over there they'd be
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like I see you and that's okay okay there's no way the Mike's picked up that tiny squeeze yeah yeah for those and just me full turn around the room right for those of you didn't hear Alex totally ripped one
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yeah yeah he like two2 board we have dry we have wet okay my uh my my hint is my py shut what where is where did that come from where did that come say it again say it again and say make eye contact
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with the barrel dry or wet the hint my [ __ ] this is the remnants of CR your body my God Christ yours mine oh I just moved it I'm so go further on wait you need to hold wait wait wait
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when you did that this move it's not going for roll wait you need I can't look at you but really quickly hold on on you have to fix this cuz during that joke the white sorry uh oh okay just make sure it's on
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the spot during that um joke just want to make sure it's good cheat did okay no okay who's who's you wi mine right now mine all the time who win mine right now no okay do you think Shane's is wet
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right now God wait does it right now or in general and so I'm not I'm not saying anything more this is hard he's not saying anything more man it's p and if so how wet now how wet now come on hurry up if you think his is
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wet [Laughter] more I think he's having a good time she's clutching that thing it's like a safety blanket she's R it from her hands okay they think he's totally dry I can't believe you brought poetry don't think he
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dry think he has a okay dude dude you deserve a deser a purple heart for that a Purple Heart cut that okay so brave it veterans get that one was for the troop medallion for the troops are you guys you can reveal ready
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so three two if it's dry if it's dry I'm going to be really oh wait I think it did get this it's three it's three I think it did get uh no it was it was further down so it's
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yeah dang let's go we get a point yeah no it's on it's on the side so that's kind of like four points getting three points and a negative one is kind of the same as four that was awesome I had no other thoughts I was
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like I I could have said SeaWorld I don't know why same thing you know inside of SeaWorld is pretty wet yeah both wet andish same thing huge and outdated so it get get crazier as we get to the the bandana movement this was a
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fan-made thing that at every show so the boys each had microphones that were associated with a specific color and Terry's was green and Louis was blue Terry I thought you said Terry Harry Harry was green Terry is his aunt Auntie
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Terry is his aunt so he had green he had blue they had other colors but it's not important and so the guys are not important and so the fans were like okay every show wear a bandanna of like your
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favorite boy that corresp with her color and so for one of those shows Harry wore a blue bandanna which is Louis's color and so they were like he has confirmed it they are together isn't that don't you believe
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that yeah yeah that means they're together oh my God that's the sign I was looking for oh my God I thought you were going to say they tied their bandanas together like [ __ ] from the I was like it was going to be like they
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tie their B in so the whole time they're this close to each other kissing yeah I see that I see that they're actually together based on that that's what it meant before when the gangs did it so well there was probably a fanfi written
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about that cuz there was a lot of Fanfictions about them being in gangs so that probably exists somewhere uh somehow this episode pissed off uh One Direction fans and the bloods in the Crips we're not sure got them all on us
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but uh Courtney Ocarina of Time that is correct yes yes yes thank you no I'm still haunted by that's that's a different that's that's a different game hi that's breath of the wild you're doing a different thing what's the one with the big
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women that's breath of the W I like that one why oh my God link has to go and drag I love that [ __ ] oh my God it's so good guys look it up at home on a
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private tab guys I just got a loud environment warning okay oh yeah I had to turn that off cuz it kept happening every day of my life so I'm going to give you guys a quick brief history of the One Direction
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fanfix because it was truly a wild wild violent place almost every fanfic involved murder kidnapping gangs drugs also very very horny very smudy but keep in mind no one had actually experienced sex yet cuz we were children so often times you'd either
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like cut to the next chapter or you'd get sentences like his quivering member um so that's what you guys have to look forward to M like member of a band yeah that's what the member was yeah Fanfictions are because I've read some
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Fanfictions over the years here at smos um and it is always funny when you can tell that the person writing it is is too young to have to really know what what's going on yeah um yeah I never
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read fanfix because I'm not a reader and I have a short attention span but I would read imagins and they're about a paragraph imagins were like a paragraph long and they often accompanied like a like a gif and so I would just like
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rewatch The gifs over and over again and like imagine my own stories cool this wig is very soft wait you wouldn't read anything you're just looking at a gif yeah my favorite you said I would read a that you talked about
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think you just described thinking my favorite okay there was two GFS that were my favorite favorite thing to read was a meme it was awesome okay hold on there was one there was one where he was getting off the
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plane in Japan and he has this like red robe on and he's like in the crowd and he's signing autographs and he's chewing gum and the way his jaw clenches cuz he's like reaching far to I had fantasies about that gif like seeing the
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pulsing Vein on his jaw was just you should you should write I am a writer darling you should write okay so you're Harry you're Lou all do scene Direction so so Lou Lou Lou just gonna be like a
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kind of upper he's more more hyper look I'm going to ask forgiveness on my my accent it's probably going to change several times slow just be slow slower than you think yeah Josie I'm I'm sorry for disappointing you uh yeah same I'm
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going to disappoint you big time I also want to point out the title of this fan fic is Darcy because Dar Dary no because Harry Styles want wanted to name his first daughter Darcy that's a great name yeah because it's Mr Darcy everyone
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knows that I also for a period of time thought that was going to be the name of my first daughter because of him so I feel an attachment to the name okay that's healthy all right let's lock in
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all right Harry once again caught himself staring at Louis Tomlinson the boy he had a crush Sean Lou was openly gay as well but Harry didn't think he'd be interested in him Lou was hit should say hot seriously hot he has brilliant
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light baby blue eyes feathery caramel hair swept to one side and he's extremely fit Harry drools over him he's also the reason he's failing biology he can't focus Lou is a great student he never talks always pays attention and
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has perfect grades occasionally Lou would catch him staring look back in smirk which would usually send Harry out of his trance Harry was broken from his train of thoughts when the bell to go home rang he needed to get home this boy was
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going to be the death of him he began packing his things keeping his eyes locked on his desk resisting the urge to stand at the hunk of a heaven behind him he stopped for a moment when he saw a
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little slip of paper that some that someone threw onto his desk he picked it up unfolding it hey I'm Louie so you staring babe I know I'm sexy but there's no need to drool maybe we should hang out or
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something smiley face for 43797 296 call me a full number Harry gasped at the note Louis Tomlinson was flirting with him he looked around the room and spotted Lou walking out Louie turned and winked at the L struck boy but Harry only gave a
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sheepish smile and a look that said I'm about to pass out and return Harry got home as fast as possible and pulled his phone out as he ran up the stairs once he shut the door to his room he decided
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to text Louie because he was a nervous wreck when he even looked at him let alone talk uh ha so I I guess you figured it I I guess you figured it I kind of have a crush on
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you Lou replied almost instantly don't worry babes I'm sexy and so you I'd [ __ ] you any day well get right to it Harry gasped at Louis's text not even thinking of perfect little angel student like Louis
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would use such language Harry got a little too carried away with the flirting oh really even right now he hit s and couldn't turning into Austin Powers he hit s couldn't believe he just typed totally where you live sweet
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cheeks so Harry gave him his address and he replied that he'd be there in 10 he came over and they played video games for a while but that led to kissing which led to [ __ ] naturally of course
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they're playing Kingdom Hearts okay had to bring it back Lou was thrusting into Harry that's right that's right I thrust caused frustrated groans and moans sounding from both boys as they reached their climaxes they both let out a
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muffled Cry of warning before releasing oh yeah oh oh yeah oh yeah yeah oh yeah story of my life story of my life they wrote out their highs Harry felt some of Lou dripping down his thigh and pulled away from him in the
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realization that he didn't wear a condom which wasn't good what's wrong mate oh God no no no no no did did you not wear a condom no we're both guys it's not like I'd knock you up or something sorry I didn't know it
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mattered Louie H you just don't understand look I I have this condition where I have um ovaries and a womb and stuff I'm able to have a baby and since you didn't wear a condom I may be pregnant and please for [ __ ] sake
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believe me because this isn't funny or a joke oh my God Harry I'm so sorry oh my God I'm terrible I got you pregnant no no we don't know that I I just I have to take a pregnancy test right now it'll
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work right now I have one my mom has one but in the bad Harry panicking Le got up and running towards the bathroom where he kept numerous male pregnancy tests I just 10 or is it uh okay 10 minutes
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later Harry you've been in there 10 minutes are you okay he opens the door to see a sobbing heartbroken Harry he walked over and picked up the pregnancy test which had a big blue plus sign on it Harry Harry you're going to be all
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right okay no I'm not I'm a pregnant 15-year-old I'm a [ __ ] manhore and now everybody gets to see that and what will my mom think huh she wanted to raise a perfect virgin son until I got married you had you had to
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come and blow that for me ah I'm I'm sorry Lou I I didn't mean that it's not your fault it's mine I I have condoms with me and I could have easily told you to wear one it's it's my fault I'm sorry hurry
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it's okay we'll get through this Darcy Louise style Tomlinson was born on July 23rd 2012 at 8:22 p.m. and that's One [Applause] [Laughter] Direction well I have to be honest that went that that went directions I didn't expect um no it went One Direction it
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went One Direction straight to having a baby straight to having a baby I love in this universe how the pregnancy test Works immediately yeah and there's male pregnancy tests just a bunch bunch right there Harry was impregnated immediately
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as well yes right off conception yeah just mym is strong just bam uh wow this was what a world this was you know heartbreaking and heartwarming and sweet cheeks yeah love that and that's Larry you know wow did
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this convince you at all to kind of leave yeah I think it's I think it's uh yeah sure no uh I mean maybe wow they move fast yeah they move really fast always do wow so is that Lou's real number I I believe so yeah
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that's awesome the the real number being written out is the funniest part of this whole story that's just such a dumb thing just like okay yeah this was excellent thank you so much for bringing this to our atten thank you for reading
Speaker A
it um how did you discover this story I just went on it was I did I wrote it like right before this she wrote it how I feel about yeah I'd say it's written in your style yeah definitely really in my voice
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it's signed Aaron at the bottom which is crazy here we go you're looking at the wrong side well I feel better this is how I every day don't do it again do it again so close my God that was psychotic
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my appat is tell me it's a real l I don't know who which one you're making fun of what a victory won Let's go Team bracelets team bracelets guess I'll never win this game damn how do you guys feel team
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diarrhea is going to win uh that's not our name our name the other team is diarrhea and at least we can walk away having pridefully having pridefully acknowledged that Shan is wife the real winner that's all that matters
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today that's all that matters that's actually all that matters the game doesn't matter and that's all at the end of the day that's all the really guys let us know in the comments if you'd like us to play this again I think it
Speaker A
might be really fun to have comment submitted prompts for the cards please I would love that from you guys that'd be a really fun episode or even a live stream who knows but uh thanks for watching thanks for hanging out with us
Speaker A
thanks for playing with me you guys that was awesome hey hey at the end of the day we all have a wet oh okay you know I think I think that's that's true okay cut there
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