Speaker A
[Music] Hey, Daddy, what are you doing?
Jeffy finds a big hammer and tries to help Mario with his missed house payments through creative solutions.
Key Takeaways
- Jeffy's playful behavior introduces the story.
- Mario is in financial trouble with missed house payments.
- The debt collector is firm but open to non-monetary solutions.
- Mario tries to find creative ways to resolve his debt.
- Cooking dinner is the agreed-upon solution to the problem.
What the video covers
- Jeffy discovers a large medieval hammer and wants to use it to squish a bug.
- Mario is confronted about missing five months of house payments.
- Mario struggles to pay and tries to negotiate alternative solutions.
- The collector offers Mario options that don't involve money, including stealing a Lamborghini or traveling to Fiji.
- Mario rejects illegal and expensive options and offers a haircut as a solution.
- The collector dismisses the haircut and asks for something simple.
- Mario offers to cook dinner using their chef.
- They discuss the dinner menu and agree to prepare Jeffy's usual meals.
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Speaker A
What, Jeffy? Where'd you get that big medieval hammer from?
Speaker A
I found it.
Speaker A
Well, put it back where you found it.
Speaker A
I didn't have to.
Speaker A
Yes, you do. You have to do exactly what I say and put that hammer back.
Speaker A
Why did you hammer that big anyway?
Speaker A
One day there's a bug in the house, I'm gonna squish it.
Speaker A
Well, you don't need a hammer that big to squish a bug.
Speaker A
Well, it's a big bug, Daddy.
Speaker A
Oh, damn dirty bug. But where's the bug?
Speaker A
Oh man, I missed it.
Speaker A
Oh, there it is.
Speaker A
I, um, Dad, why is it not moving?
Speaker A
Who's at the door?
Speaker A
Hold on, let's do it.
Speaker A
At the door.
Speaker A
Uh, hello, Mario.
Speaker A
Do you know what today is?
Speaker A
Uh, no.
Speaker A
It's Cinco de...
Speaker A
Give me your house payment.
Speaker A
What?
Speaker A
Yeah, today's the fifth month that you've missed your house payment.
Speaker A
Fifth month? I thought it's only been four months.
Speaker A
Well, today marks the fifth month, and that's the new record.
Speaker A
Oh, look, I don't have the money. It's just really hard to come up with the money, you know.
Speaker A
Can we work something out?
Speaker A
Mario, do you know what your credit score is?
Speaker A
Uh, no.
Speaker A
Cinco. Cinco.
Speaker A
Yeah, five-five. That's the new record.
Speaker A
Oh, look, I don't have the money. It's just really hard to come up with it.
Speaker A
Can we work out like a different payment plan or just something else?
Speaker A
Like, what is there? Something else I can do for you?
Speaker A
Hmm, well, there is one thing. Mario, let me in my house and I'll explain.
Speaker A
Okay, okay.
Speaker A
All right.
Speaker A
Goodman says I can't pay my housemate. I get you anything you want that doesn't involve money.
Speaker A
I want a brand new Lamborghini.
Speaker A
I can't afford that.
Speaker A
Well, you can steal it, but if you steal it, make sure you steal the title too.
Speaker A
Oh, good. I'm not gonna steal a Lamborghini. Anything else?
Speaker A
But that?
Speaker A
All right, well then take me to Fiji, Mario. I want to bottle my own water.
Speaker A
I can't take you to Fiji because that costs money.
Speaker A
Well, you can swim and then I'll hold on to your back.
Speaker A
Come on, Shamu, let's go.
Speaker A
Or anything else but that.
Speaker A
What, Mario? What can you offer me?
Speaker A
Oh, I could, I can give you a haircut.
Speaker A
Wow, five months of missed house payments and you think it can all just be solved with a haircut?
Speaker A
What do you think I look like, a porcupine?
Speaker A
What? I don't, I look... I just... What do you want from me?
Speaker A
Anything simple, Mario. I don't even know.
Speaker A
Can you cook me dinner at least so I can get something out of this?
Speaker A
Well, yeah, we have a chef, so we can cook you dinner.
Speaker A
Oh, well, what can you cook?
Speaker A
Anything. Anything you want.
Speaker A
Anything?
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker A
Hmm, well, I do have a list of all the things that I eat for dinner every single night.
Speaker A
Well, just name them off. We'll get it cooked up. We'll do it.
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