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The pastry is undercooked, so is the dough and the bottom. But the big issue for me is that it is so sweet, I wouldn't go near a second mouthful. I think the only person in here tonight [music] that would like that pie
A compilation of Shush's favorite pop culture moments, blending humor, candid chats, and behind-the-scenes insights.
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Key Takeaways
- Shush values her community and expresses gratitude for subscriber milestones.
- The video blends humor with genuine personal insights and pop culture commentary.
- Behind-the-scenes content adds depth and relatability to the creator's persona.
- Casual, unscripted moments contribute to the video's authenticity and charm.
- Pop culture references and playful dialogue engage a diverse audience.
What the video covers
- Shush celebrates reaching 10,000 subscribers with a compilation of memorable moments from past videos.
- The video features humorous and candid conversations about dating, personal quirks, and pop culture references.
- Includes lighthearted discussions about food, relationships, and celebrity impressions.
- Behind-the-scenes glimpses of filming experiences and interactions with friends and colleagues.
- Moments of self-reflection and gratitude from Shush throughout the video.
- Playful banter about personality traits, social habits, and lifestyle choices.
- References to yoga, anger management, and personal growth.
- Segments involving fan interactions, birthday wishes, and shoutouts to supporters.
- Mix of scripted and spontaneous comedic elements with music interludes.
- Overall tone is casual, entertaining, and appreciative of the community.
Chapters
- 00:00Introduction and Pie Review
- 01:24Touched by a Priest and Celebrity Impressions
- 02:50Feelings and Reflections
- 04:14Health and Lifestyle Talk
- 06:19Personal Challenges and Yoga
- 07:04On Set Experiences
- 08:28Pinch Me Moments on Set
- 09:56Casual Conversations and Humor
- 11:21Fan Interactions and Birthday Wishes
- 12:00Closing Thoughts and Gratitude
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would be Elise. I can't believe we hit 10,000 subscribers. That's 10K baddies just walking [music] around every day.
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Insane. To show my gratitude, I compiled all my favorite moments from past videos and put them together for you. I'll never be able to express how [music] thankful I truly am. I hope you enjoy the video and have the greatest day
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ever. Bye-bye. Everybody have a great time. But then they didn't. How soon into dating did you two move in together? We actually waited a really long time. Like a week? That's [ __ ] I think I have way more class than you do.
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I think that you're a loudmouth. A loudmouth? Would you like to go on a second date? Yeah, that's cool.
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Okay. When do you call it a second date when you go with your friends? Oh. Uh, do you want to go? No. A what?
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A gun. No. A a gun? [music] Where am I? [laughter] Can you tell us anything about Heater Rivalry season 2?
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Sex. Say that again? Sex. Oh. That's why you got on your knees. Touched by an angel. Yeah. Uh-huh. You were touched by an angel?
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I surely was. Touched by a priest. Now, today, when I look at your face, I see Ringo.
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[laughter] How gay is Nick Jonas? Um, that doesn't make no sense, my man. I dated him. Right, SO ZERO, VERY GOOD.
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH. YOU AND ME COULD DO LIKE an Aunt Gladys kind of kid [laughter] Who do you mean who is Okay, okay, let's go. Okay.
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That I feel like if anything, I just had to overcome kind of myself. [music] You know, you don't just buy a ticket on a plane to Hollywood. Well, apparently you do. I just say things. [music] I just I like read interviews or I'll
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watch videos and I'm like, why did I say that? Like that's just bizarre. Now, is he someone that's your type?
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He's not. Okay. He's not. Just initial attraction. Um, I'm not really into hair. Um, but I talk about with music. Well, Stephanie talked about It's just warming up the pipes. I've already had clear liquor this morning, so we're fine.
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So [laughter] what? Just drink. Just drink amongst yourselves. [laughter] I'm doing it. Okay, you were drinking for yourself and I stole it.
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Was she the reason that you hesitated coming back? I wouldn't give her that much credit.
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Really? Absolutely. How do you feel about her now? Have a feel. What do you mean?
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Just what I said. She is speaking openly in the press now. Well, very good for her. Please tell me what this look is.
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Woah. Holy holy hell. That's my That's my ass. [laughter] Be back in Atlanta tomorrow. Yeah.
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Hey. Hey. Don't we know each other? Are you thinking what I'm thinking? The bird lady from Home Alone 2 can get it.
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[clears throat] Did you just not [laughter] No, that's not what I was thinking. What? [laughter] For some reason it just stops me laughing. Do you have a way of doing that? I think of my dead mother.
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[laughter] DON'T LOOK WHAT HE'S DONE. WHAT? Oh my god, I'm so sorry. Don't hit me with the ball.
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No, it's not funny. No, it's not funny. I'm sorry. When I'm in the office, the phone never rings. I mean, you know, when After hours they're calling.
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I'll work on it for next time. [music] You're so hard on yourself. Uh, I'm actually not. I'm actually quite quite happy with myself. Kind of frankly Frankly, I'm a little impressed with myself. Oh, it's a little too much now.
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Rich in antioxidants, tons of electrolytes, and I personally just love this brand. I love the flavors.
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[laughter] Could you imagine? No. You ever had a chocolate cake? Mhm. Like one? No.
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It's uh like an orange. No. I don't like orange flavored things. What's something that you've done in life that feels illegal but isn't? Like eating cereal in public.
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When I got banned from Sainsbury's where my best friends kept stealing drumsticks. And they that is illegal. Oh, sorry.
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Uh I [laughter] plead the fifth. What is he like as a friend? Is he a person you could call and say, "Hey, can you pick me up on the side of the road? I just experienced a breakdown." Absolutely. Yeah, 100%.
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Good thing you're saying those things right now, Haley, cuz you know who's standing right behind you right now?
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[laughter] Go away. We're talking about you. What is a Uh cocky. Cocky. [music] [ __ ] [laughter] Yeah, my nickname as a little girl was [ __ ] [laughter] idiot. I'm going to suffocate.
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Okay. [laughter] Can I ask you a question? [ __ ] I like to stay at home or go somewhere, but I don't like to do things that I don't want [music] to do, and I don't feel the urge to achieve anything
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that hasn't been achieved. You're looking to quit before you start. Exactly. Have you ever considered anger management? Yoga, breathing techniques?
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No? When did you know yoga? Yoga. Uh, I I Googled you today just to see what pops up, and it says Did you not know who I was before? No.
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[laughter] Okay, Zara, congratulations. Your first US album, tell us all about it. Now, you have your mic.
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This mic? That mic? This mic? Oh, thank you. Go ahead, girl. Rue, listen. Baby girl. Okay, I've been thinking about this. What?
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Say what you're going to say, and then I'm going to say what I'm going to say.
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That's exactly what would have happened. [laughter] YOU'RE RIGHT. I'M SORRY. OKAY UM ANYWAY, YOU got kids? No, I don't have any kids yet. I want to get some kids. I want to Sorry. I would like to have children. I'm not trying to
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get some kids. Um No, I want all kids to be free if they're not my kids.
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[laughter] I don't know them. It's giving he, she, we, they, them, non-binary, vegan, vegetarian. I'm scared. I'm going to give it two stars.
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Were you able to be on set often? What? Were you able to go on set and see Mom work?
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Um my mom? Oh, she doesn't work in the movie. Oh, well, what were you Tell me a little bit more about what you were doing there. Um I was doing acting.
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Yeah. What's your sign? Virgo. Got it. Capricorn. Oh, course. Good. Finally. Finally a reasonable person. Are we Arionators? Just calm down. Arionators.
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[laughter] Arionators. Uh and when you're young, and I'm still young, and so are you, uh your hair is your glory.
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I I don't know if you're aware of this, but you [music] you can It's quite see-through, actually.
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Um [laughter] Little lower? Are people Are people surprised that you're still so tight? Uh [laughter] Yeah.
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Yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah, um [laughter] What did I do? One of my favorite ones I have to say. They are good. They are good. I'm not going to open my photos right now.
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It's [snorts] only a Just left a my own. Cut this out. Woah, what? Don't scroll.
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She's She's getting the fixing itch. Pinch me moment [music] for each of you on the set. Was it the day you arrived on the set or some special moment that happened during the filming of this for each of you? What was your biggest pinch
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me moment for each of you? This pinch me moment. Every day. Lito Lapid, Makalintal, Noah Santos the third, Cecil Lim Cinco, and Gardo Versoza.
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We have something enormous planned. Bigger than you. If that's possible. Stop. Hey, hey, look at me. Let's see your talent.
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No hey hey hey. No, you need to look at me. I don't have to do Okay, take him out.
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Well, I actually would love to be a dancer. Hey. Drop round. I'm so [ __ ] I'm kidding.
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You look like a real princess. Not her. Not her. The one in the front.
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Anyway, I want to But happy birthday to her, too. Yeah, both of you girls. Um it won't go like that. So, it's not a pear, but it's a perfect hourglass.
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Um for my petite size, um Please leave the table. Yep. If you say um Hang on, I can't eat with my mouth full.
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No. You eye someone across the table and be like No. Well, I'm out of ideas.
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At the person on your right, person on your left, and you say, "Will you excuse me?
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I'm going to powder my nose." But if we've got a halves on the back, we'd go together, wouldn't we? Yeah.
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So, kids, what did we learn at school today? In health and social studies, we learned about inher
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Okay. That's good. Like hand-me-down clothing? Would you rim a guy? Do I look like a woman who would do that? Don't answer that. Girl, it looks like a woman who would do anything.
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[laughter] [screaming] OH, NO. AND IF YOU COULD GROW a mustache, where would you grow it?
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You just came in here You are angry, Spice. What are you? I'm just Exactly. She's a single mom now.
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What do you think Courtney's code is? What made it [music] so easy to fall in love on screen?
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I couldn't tell you. I mean She thinks I like [music] her. We didn't really talk about it. I mean, I could tell you it's are like really nice. I'm just a really good actor, [laughter] you know? I'm a
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really good actor. Everything was uh really [music] challenging with like What's the worst date you've ever been on? I mean, it was my fault.
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This guy was really, really cute. He's dead now, actually. Um Let's start a guy with that to be so You look stupid.
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No, you look stupid. You look really stupid. Just like that tired Mama Joyce wig you're wearing. It's really old and tired. Oh, WAIT A MINUTE.
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OKAY. DID YOU SEE THAT THEY TOOK electronic devices and changed it for the air?
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it for me and a few other people. Other people too? Other people, yes. I also have to say when you're vegetarian, the stakes are very low.
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Well, the stakes are not even there. What [laughter] Play the movie. Play the TV show. I'm so sick of this What was the fingerless glove budget for the Descendants franchise?
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It must have been huge. [laughter] million It must have been millions. Also, though, like it was only on those cuz we only have [laughter] Definitely got the looks.
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Shut the [ __ ] up. Yeah. Dude, dude. You're so lucky. I'm so sorry. I'm not ignoring you.
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SHE'S A STAR. SHE'S got me like nobody. I like girls, too. And I'm not sorry.
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And then I break up with him the next day. Oh. That's what happened to me.
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Mine lasted a week. I Do I ever talk to him? No. Only over text. Him?
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them [laughter] Not him, them. her Mine was also him. [laughter] Okay, first Is this like quick or we're just like Okay, first impression of you was um Wow, she's really hot.
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So, I'm gay. [laughter] First impression of you was season 1 How do your hair colors change? Um I go to a hair salon, and then a woman puts chemicals on my head and makes it change colors.
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I put a wig on. I dye my hair. Yeah. [laughter] I wore a wig on my head. Let's let's have some eye contact. So Oh my god, I can't I don't know if I can do this.
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You you you just have to You just have to And you know what? I What was that?
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Okay. James Leonardo Leo Okay, [music] I'll stick with Leo. Still going to go with Leo. It's Leonardo DiCaprio, people. Leo Leonardo DiCaprio All right. Leonardo DiCaprio James Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio Leonardo DiCaprio All right, I think he just wins.
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just wins. You're going to say he's going to win everything. Absolutely. All right, that's that's who you Cuz I shop too much.
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You do. But I give back a lot. Where do you give back to? OH [ __ ] [screaming] YOU FIRST OF ALL, SQUIRRELS NEED love and attention.
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You know, I try to give back to wildlife. [music] Um but I DO WELL, I GOSH, DO I GIVE BACK ENOUGH? [ __ ] NO, I DON'T.
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I DON'T. I DON'T. I don't. I need some. Is garlic here? Um oh, [ __ ] Okay. Here, no, no, okay. Check this out. Mash it on my pizza, and then it'll kind of like No, I'm saying mash your pizza. Oh,
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well, now you just ruined my [laughter] You got to like him together. Oh, I got it. No, well Yeah, yeah, and we're fine.
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deal with dissociative identity disorder in my practice. Oh, wow. Oh, you just got diagnosed.
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You're just a [ __ ] At least I'm only one [ __ ] You're like three [ __ ] All your different personalities.
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[laughter] With all your personalities, I got to call you like [ __ ] one, TWO, THREE.
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[laughter] WILL THE REAL ONE PLEASE stand up? You could be fabulous in the mug, but if your hands aren't hitting Who's going to hold them? Ooh, just kidding. It's very I don't even have it.
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That's how rare it is. Only 200 made given to record execs. She might have had it. Only 200 made? Damn.
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Or less. They really didn't give a [ __ ] about me. [laughter] It's okay. This is Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.
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You weren't going to ask me to sing? Oh, no, ma'am. Oh, no, ma'am. No, ma'am. I didn't think you'd want to. We're going to Well, what the [ __ ] is this all about?
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Um you're mistaken, ma'am. [laughter] Do you moisturize? I'm black. Yeah. Oh, that That'll do it.
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I didn't notice. [laughter] I don't see those things. see those things. What? Oh, I don't even know what that is.
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Sarah, what do you want to do? You want to fight? Because it's disrespectful. To you. It is disrespectful to one woman red To you.
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It is disrespectful to you. It is dis First of all, it's disrespectful in general.
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To you. A boyfriend ghosting you is not your boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah. It's straight up to him? Yeah, he listens. It sounds like he ain't there.
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[laughter] Is that [ __ ] up? No, I mean, I agree with you. Yeah, no, I mean, if if you get a hold of him [laughter] I got [music] to stop. It's true, though. How can you say like, "Should I
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talk it through with him?" I don't think he wants to talk. doctor, and she's great. Sorry, the inside of my ear is itchy. Is this gross? [laughter] No, but you know, itchy ears are a sign of perimenopause, so congrats.
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[laughter] Like and you just you don't What's the nice way to say this? She's not pretty, and she's thick. So, what I think she should do I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. [laughter] I'm sorry. I don't I don't know what to say. So, tell me, what is your favorite color? My favorite color is rainbow, purple, aquamarine, like and rain like all colors that have sparkles on them. Silver sparkles, rainbow
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sparkles, things like that. So, anything sparkly, you love it. Yes, and rainbow and purple, aquamarine, [music] and green. Well, how about you? What's the biggest secret? Tell us, what is it?
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It's the same one that you have. Oh, he's been keeping that secret for you.
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People just want to yearn or someone to yearn. when that trend of like raw dogging on a flight.
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Sorry, excuse [laughter] you. Isn't that what they call it? Um after they found out that you guys were coming back as a trio, not as the original group, um how how did you arrive at that decision?
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Well, I mean Listen. We are just we are like we are so as women today I mean, it has been an ever-changing lineup and It's not even like he's not the marrying kind. He went off and married the other
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Jennifer, AND THEY'VE GOT KIDS. DIE. DIE. DIE. And the intense energy that you're feeling to your left is Adam Driver.
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She laughs. You are an unemployed, uneducated leech on society, and the only thing [music] I would vote to give you is a handful of antidepressants so that no one else has to be subjected to your constant crying anymore. And you
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You need Prozac, baby, and you know I'm telling the truth. And maybe if you got some, then it would seem a little more sincere when you are crying about your dead father.
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Wow. You don't deserve the milk. Yeah, make a move head on Justin Bieber. Uh-uh.
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Doesn't he have a woman? I feel like he's got himself a lady. Yeah. What does never say never mean to you, Justin? It means that hello. Hey, how are you? Nice to meet you. Have I met you before?
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meet you. I don't Uh you know, anything's possible. Thank you. Justin, what would you take?
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Yeah. That's it. And also her wrist, too. Like that crazy wrist. Okay. Yes, you can do it.
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Yeah, like I want to feel that feeling how that works. [music] [laughter] Okay. He's like, "What is that?" What is that?
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Sorry, we're just [laughter] All right. Inside joke. Inside joke. Inside joke. All right. Inside joke.
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Okay. Yeah. We We all get it now. Yeah. Okay. I kind of just want to run up there and put her out of her misery.
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[music] It's just like you're watching a starving dog and you want to bring it some food, but you're like, "Mhm, maybe she should just shoot it in the head." Arie Eddies said it's just sad.
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Oh, would you like to come out for a fresh of breath air? He just said fresh of breath air.
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Yes. Would you like to come out for the water for a fresh of breath air?
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[laughter] Do you realize what you're saying? Come out from the Yeah. Fresh of breath air?
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He's also saying breath of fresh air. Oh, no. So silly me. I'm both tomorrow.
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I was going to say your parents are singers. I cannot sing [music] now. My parents were singers both then. Um, it's okay.
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I'm getting there. though. Okay, but they Yeah, that's cool. Wait, you don't sing? That they're dead or what? No, that they're singers. That's so sad that they're dead.
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[laughter] I'm sweaty. You do french fries. I do franchise. You should stick to it.
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French fries? I thought I was doing franchise. She said, "You do french fries. I do franchise." That was good.
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to know the greatest hits of what you overheard through the walls. Um, I I guess it would be the night terrors of a OF A 6-YEAR-OLD.
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[screaming] IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND YOU'RE KIND OF GOING, "Oh my god, it's 3:00 in the morning." Are you going to do this the whole way for real? Like it's the same photo. What the are you doing?
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Wait, you want to do something different? Your car love affair with Alice Gray [music] The true uh Um It was bad for her.
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It was really bad for her. I like your watch, Haley. It's really cute. Thanks. I bought it myself. It looks amazing on you. Ew. This is so cringe. [music] Guilty. Come with me if you want to live. There's not a lot of time.
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Oh, you're coming. [laughter] You're coming with me. My colors have been black and red. Oh, and my colors have been red since 19 Yeah. Whatever.
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Any Oh, better give me a birth certificate on that. Mine have been red and white since Mine have been Is it hard to date in this industry? I mean, is it hard to find a good guy?
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I don't talk about that, but I'm sure everybody has their problems finding the true love.
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You just don't get it. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on on that. Hold She had no idea what she was doing all night.
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And then these from Tom Ford. All my friends hate them. They all make fun of me for them. They say I look like a bug.
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You know bees are a bug and I be funny, so I don't just want to be healthy. You know I love her.
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Now I remember thinking I'm about to beat this [ __ ] up. Play truth. I ain't going to lie to you.
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What's wrong with me? Let me get your fatness. [sighs] It just hit me. [snorts] You ain't a fraud. You give off like background energy cuz you were went to prison for a moment, didn't you?
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Maybe wrong is it? [laughter] Let the trials begin. Oh my gosh. Isn't it a lot?
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Hate this. Works. Yeah, looks great. like girls? No. Oh. Same. Why? Do you like girls? In any scenario, I prefer there to be more women than men. Okay, true. Except in bed. Oh.
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What's my go-to move? [laughter] Cocktails or beers? Beers. Cocktails. Be careful going up them steps, too, girl.
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What What What What's going on? Because I don't have my Because the gravity's on?
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[laughter] I'm just saying if you fall, you make sure you Do it. Make sure you Like lay lay it lay there for a little bit. I can't do it again. No, just do Will you just do it again?
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Oh, like that. You got to lay there. Like if I had time, I would have got on the floor with you. You got to lay there. If you fall, just the talent You want to buy me some water? If you If you do If you do it.
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Let's go. Check ya. [laughter] I'm going to read good reviews about you. Oh, it looks good.
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It looks great. [cheering] THIS IS I'M [laughter] TOTALLY FINE WITH THAT. I'VE ALWAYS thought of you as I'm sure everyone agrees one of the greatest singers of our generation.
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[cheering] And Coming from you. Can't. This is not about me. Ma'am. Who are you?
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I'm everything. I am the whole universe. So, first of all, I have to ask you what was the process of making this movie Oh my god, I wasn't in it.
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You aren't? No, I'm not in the movie. You're on the list. Yeah, I was not. I wasn't I wanted to say to all the viewers at home I wasn't in the movie. I would have liked to be.
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You know what? But I wasn't in the movie. That lady could be your mommy. You can't do that. No, [clears throat] she's only 5 years older than me. For real?
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[laughter] [laughter] He's laughing. That's I disagree. She just gave your TWO KIDS SOLOS. WHY CAN'T YOU JUST admit Abby just gave your kid a solo? There's no one out here. Who's going to give the empty chair? Empty chair, do a solo.
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Empty me and let me come back. [laughter] I didn't say I didn't say empty me and let me come back.
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I usually say fill me and let me leave. Oh, that's not In the sense that You know what I mean? Okay. I just want to wish everybody a very merry Christmas.
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[music] Everybody except Katie Couric. Katie Couric deserves to have a bad Christmas. Katie Couric is a very bad lady. She needs to get coal in her stocking. Katie Couric bad. Christmas good.
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Merry Christmas, everybody. Is filming a movie about space great because you get to wear socks all the time?
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Oh my god, it totally is. 100%. I remember that. socks It's like That's right. I don't play by cash.
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Yeah. I'm on I'm on the card. [laughter] Why are you crying? I don't know. She's alive. She's okay.
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She's She's going to be fine. This is great. Why are you crying? I don't know.
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[laughter] Have you met her? I don't really care really that much about what people think anyway. I'm kind of that girl. Like I'm in a place in my life [music] where I really don't give a [ __ ] You know what
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I'm saying? about what people really think at the end of the day. And because people are always going to think something. But I just want to be in a place where I'm like free [music] and I can kind of like get back to me
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and laugh because that's what I like to do. I don't really like being in a place where I'm not laughing.
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bus club another club another club plane next place no sleep no fear Yes. That That might be several days of chaos.
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[music] Do you remember saying that? Yes, I do remember saying that. And I remember my hat.
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Say three nice things about Lindsay Lohan. She's beyond kind. She's fun. That's That's a pretty nice way to say that she's beyond. bland and embarrassing Okay. All right. I kind of went I I I put the pedal to the metal with my
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anxiety and like every single night I did the most extreme [music] version of myself. Now T just like full frontal on a face Not full Oh my god.
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My summer plans, I'm probably going to go to the beach a lot because I don't have a lot of time to go to the beach, so we're going to have a lot of fun with that. And also hopefully go to San Diego
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with some of my friends. Finish her. This summer I plan on doing a lot more, you know, working on my arts and just really developing it, whether it's singing, dancing, acting, just so when I get back to Shake It Up, I'm just like
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that much more better of a performer. And um, that's never an easy thing to just kind of get used to that. If you could um become fluent overnight in a foreign language, but you had to chop off a
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finger, would you do it? Maybe. You know what I just thought though? Maybe I'd give up another one for ASL.
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I desperately want But you can't. GOD. YOU [laughter] CAN'T. [laughter] THERE'S GOT TO BE THERE'S GOT TO SHUT UP.
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you want to get or are a little bit insecure. I know, honey. I know you are.
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You did say talk like that? Don't try to deny it. I know you are a little bit insecure about your penis size.
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Don't worry, you don't have to be. Um 6 in big enough. This is sick.
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This is sick. I haven't talked to my ex in so long. But, yesterday on my birthday, guess who I got a call from?
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Oh. My dad. Oh. Right? Guess who I got in the car [music] accident with? Oh.
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My ex. Oh. If you were not a singer, you would be casting director, maybe? I think that'd be so fun. I know, hear me out though. Like, watching everyone's interpretation of the same thing, but they're completely different. I've just
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always wanted to know what that's like. [music] Why is your jaw still up? I love that answer. It's so unexpected.
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And [music] for somebody to get up and be so sick, but still to perform, that's a survivor.
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Then, you'll be able to survive this. [music] Alina. Oh, my god. We didn't go to high school together. No, we didn't. Cuz she's older than me. I am just just a few years.
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Well, we won't go there, but uh We can. [laughter] Well, you weren't in high school with me. Uh you were older than my oldest brother, so We weren't in to be exact.
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I'm 43, to be exact. Actually, I just turned 43. Okay, well, congratulations. Happy birthday. I've never met Gypsy Rose in my life, until this morning.
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And I said, "You killed your mama how?" That's crazy. Now, you might need to be on the next season of Baddies, and I ain't going to hold you, but we got to get the lawyers together for that.
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Um my father is my hero. I'm here to tell you right now. We don't care.
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Uh did you ever feel that way about your father? I want to thank everyone that's standing on this stage right now, [music] Tom, Tyler, Michael, and Greg, my mommy, my sister, my love, my main gays, cuz look how good I look, all the people that we
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love. Thank you all so much. I don't think I forgot anyone. But, I might have forgotten underwear, but I mean, honestly, my mom is my hero.
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That's my mama. And y'all can tweet, you can do whatever, but that's my mama. I'm grateful for versus genes. My dad has great hair, and I got that. Eve.
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Can you get me some ice? Ice? Ice. Madam. Which person ice? Are you serious?
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Like, are you serious? Ice. Madam, which ice? Ice block. Ice block. Why you call me block now? You call me ice.
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It's so funny. God, [laughter] if you're there, please strike [music] me dead. I'm 41 years old. I've had a good run.
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Soon [music] after. Buongiorno. Eh, buongiorno libanese. Secondo gli stati, YOUR MOTHER WHAT WAS THAT? WHAT was that?
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What What is Thank god. God, if you're there, please strike me dead. Don't play with me. Don't play with me.
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Don't play with me. She's really good. This is a message for Emma Stone. Emma, I just wanted to let you know that uh I think you're all the way beautiful.
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And if I were a lot [music] younger, I would marry you. And we would have charming little freckle-faced kids.
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And every day for the rest of your life, you would thank god that I was the appropriate age for you.
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I have seen the pictures from the book 24 ponchos. I did not know that was what it was called. What the [ __ ] are those pictures?
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Like, I almost wonder if I wasn't modeling my mom's knit sweaters, and somehow I ended up in a book.
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Thanks [music] a lot. And um I put them on MySpace. It's not MySpace. I wasn't in space.
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What's wrong with MySpace? It's space, not MySpace. I'm in the computer though, not in space. Like um Like, in space, like No, no. Like, in the computer.
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How long you were? 1 day? 2 days? She seems very nice, lovely, but um definitely not my type.
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What makes her not your type? Yeah, it's definitely You can face the camera a little more.
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Uh-huh. So, what makes her not your type? I don't know. I feel like uh uh I feel like it's probably like the height thing. I feel like Oh, okay. None of it's true. None of it's true.
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None of it's true. It's BS. They made it up. So, what's the height? You want somebody taller?
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Probably like a little taller, I feel like. Yeah. Oh, okay. All right, interesting. Well, let's scale it back.
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Oh. Well, let's scale it back. Oh. Okay. We got a broken heart. Oh, oh.
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We got two broken hearts. What did you break? I'm short. Oh. I mean, I don't mind that.
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Huh? You just said you don't like short people. I do. Yeah, what's wrong with that? I don't know.
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Don't know. Don't know. You said you're okay with her being short, but not her Is it You're okay with her height, and what's going on?
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Yeah. I mean Oh really? That sucks. This is What's a jerk vest? Huh? I'm sorry, what?
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What'd you call me? [laughter] A jerk vest. Do you know what a jerk vest is?
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Oh, oh. Oh, my god. I'm like, that's how you make it in Hollywood. No one's going to [laughter] Oh, my god. Yeah, all right.
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You're like, "Oh, my god, this is really ending." Body language is there. That's how you do it. You made You made what? You lovable There's no There's no official [laughter] That's not how I cry. All right, then cry.
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You see the hand? what? That was what? Yeah, that was good. [laughter] Congratulations. I said, "Hold up. Wait a minute. Something ain't right." [laughter] Who's your father? My dad died when I was three.
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How do you know this? Cuz [music] I got pictures at the funeral. How do you know this? How do I know what? About my mom? Your dad died.
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Well, I mean, if I The Do you remember your dad? I remember things from when I was like 3 or 4 years old. That could be the reason.
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What do you mean? that I need to I need to move on, and I will. But, it's hard for me to sit there and pretend like everything's great and hunky-dory, when it's not.
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Who is hunky-dory? Well, now I am struggling with the [ __ ] spicy No, I get it. My mouth. Do you want some ice cream? Ice cream? Yeah.
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That's a nice Uh ice cream. Best idea ever, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've got you. Well, it had it just if you was if you say the Katya and Trixie show and the Trixie and Katya show, they're just the the
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linguistics the linguistic topography of that just sounds stupid. And now we're with the Trixie and Katya show, the first name right off the bat, you're like, "I know who that is." Well, let Hold on one Hold on one Hold
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on on that. Hold on. Hold on. Now, hold on. And I'll give the second one a chance.
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You [laughter] know what I mean? I'm leaving. Okay, I'm leaving. You guys have fun. Thank you. Bye.
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Bye. [screaming] Now you want to talk when I close the door. So damn stupid.
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