Speaker A
When you want somebody gone
Lyrics of 'Immediate Murder Professionals' by ShipperUnknown, depicting a darkly humorous take on hired killers offering quick, discreet services.
Key Takeaways
- The song uses dark humor to discuss murder-for-hire services.
- It portrays a fictional, sinister company with exaggerated claims.
- The lyrics emphasize quick, professional, and disguised killings.
- The tone is satirical and macabre, not to be taken literally.
- The song explores taboo subjects through provocative storytelling.
Summary
- The song is about a fictional company called Immediate Murder Professionals.
- They offer fast and discreet murder services.
- Methods mentioned include hand grenades and cyanide.
- They claim to make murders look like suicides.
- The company boasts about their efficiency and infernal origins.
- They are willing to kill spouses and even let clients keep the murder weapon.
- A darkly comedic tone is used throughout the lyrics.
- The phrase 'Kids die for free' adds a macabre twist.
- The lyrics emphasize immediacy and professionalism in murder.
- The song uses satire to explore morbid themes.
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and you don't want to wait too long.
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Call the immediate murder professionals.
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Hand grenade or cyanide, we'll make it look like suicide.
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The immediate murder professionals.
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We do our job so well
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because we come straight up from Hell.
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We'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife.
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We're the immediate murder professionals.
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Kids die for free!
Topics:Immediate Murder ProfessionalsShipperUnknowndark humormurder-for-hiresatiresong lyricsmacabrefictional companydisguised murderblack comedy
