1 HOUR of iconic videos that deserve to be taught in school (funny)

Oh, it looks like we have some clowns who are desperate for air time. Oh, shout out to everybody with social anxiety. I kind of feel sorry for you. Oh yeah, yeah, some of y'all are fat and ugly and unattractive, but that is okay. Just be who you are. Does that sound like something you want? Yes. Well, let me tell you, you'll never get it. Oh, egg, no cheese, and um, a large coffee. Are you okay? Am I okay? Of course, yes, yes ma'am. And yes, there will be some casualties. Yes, there will. [Music] [ __ ] four, three. This is me cooking. Um, [Music] yeah, no thanks. We should do prank calls. Hey, no, no, you gotta, you can't just talk to Siri. Hello. Okay, can I just ask you a personal question? So how do you spell rhubarb? Let's just say the devil made me do it. Don't, don't, don't, don't do it. Don't zone through them. And it is what toxic abusive people do. They will deflect onto you. As hard as you can put the finger, pull the trigger, throw them off your trails. You'll get your ones eventually. If two plus two was four, right, and five plus five is ten, okay? What the [ __ ] is this? So what's your sentence for her? Electric chair? It's a bit wet out there, so he texted my personal [ __ ] phone number, by the way. Oh, did you hear something? Yeah. Okay. Oh my God, the fatties are coming for me. They called me to cancel me. I told you it's not magic. They're stomping around upstairs like T-Rex. Shut up. You shut up. That's why your shoes are raggedy. That's why your mama did. Melania's, guys. It literally says you are sus and there's a phone number on here. Sassy Fuji ratchet. That's what you said. And you know what I—what was that? Okay, I think of Muslim. I don't Muslim. Muslim entity. You know, when I think Islam, when I think of the Nation of Islam. No, no, no, no, not the Nation, just Islam. Islam. Okay, I can just say you are so crazy. You're crazy. Actually, you actually are insane to do that. It is very odd behavior and that is very weird. Like, I'm telling you, I swear, right? I got my half up, half down. Did it give Arianny? Did I give Arianka or no? [Applause] How many days are in the month of June? Show. What's wrong? I don't need friends. They disappoint me. [Music] I am literally the star of TikTok and Doug is putting me down. Okay, my apologies. It's Miss Girl, Miss Who. She's not a girl. It's Miss Tyler Pepe Julian on Zima. Thank you for coming in. Thank you. Good morning. Morning to you. Why are you gay? Who says I'm gay? You are gay. [Music] [Music] We watch. [Applause] Good afternoon, America. See you revealing here. Happy Halloween time, my fellow Americans, and happy Day of the Dead or whatever. Told my Mexican homies. Are you 25 years old? Yes. Are you older than 30? No. Have you ever been on television before? No. [Applause] [Music] Do you want full food before his money? No. [Laughter] [Music] Oh, but you guys are just jealous because all of my friends that know me tell me that I remind them of Beyoncé. Sweetie, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry that an ugly ass [ __ ] like this would even say that. You want to be a big baby about everything? Baby, you're the damn baby. Dating is exhausting. How many people do I have to tell my favorite color to until I find myself? Double facts. Oh, I use Instagram. Scroll, scrolled. F is this? Unfollow. Scroll facts. [Laughter] [Laughter] Triple facts. Oh, I'm about to beat this [ __ ] up. [Music] So you played a movie called The Hunger Games. You shouldn't say that. That's off-putting. You should be off-putting. It's you're fat. You shouldn't eat any more pudding. Yeah, and then extra large white chicken chili. It's not looking good. Who my grandfather was? No, he was the smartest man in the world. Who was that? How's that? Einstein. That's right. There's still stuff on it. Shut up. Be careful. Slippery. The girl, I'm done. Just gave us both free drinks. Nothing. Nothing. Now let's do the diamonds. [Music] Hey, this woman simply said she didn't care. I just wish I could talk to everyone the way I talk to you. I guess that's why you're my BFF. B-F-F-T-L-E-W-E. [Music] Friends for totally like ever without exception. Catchy? No. I said no. You can kill all that right now. Like at this moment. Stop. See you. I see you. We good. Okay, we're good. I see. We see each other. We see each other. We good. You guys ever argue? Yeah. No, we never argue. I like that you guys are all of us. We all are gonna be all day. Also, by the way, these are my words. I did write this and this is from my heart. You have 16. And you're 28 years old. I mean, you're really making it. You're making it verified. Really? One more time to collect anything you'd like to give us that he picked it up at the airport or we handed it to you during service, including those little water bottles he's handed to us now for club. She's got a point. She's an icon. She's a legend and she is the moment. Now come on now, sir. Have you always worn gold? It is such a vibe. Has anyone here ever fallen in love? It's mohair. I got it at Madewell. Gorgeous garments. What if we all went around the table and said love? Has anyone here ready? Pray love. [Music] What an interesting artifact. It helps if you both like each other. Why? [Music] Hi, my daddy doesn't eat real sand. I'm telling you right now, it is disgusting. There's nothing good about it. It's way too big. It's ugly. It's stupid. It's in your face. [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Well, well, next question. See ya. This person said Wendy's roast me. You look like who feels frustrated and my favorite Pringles roast us. Tennis ball can do this ball foot. Why the [ __ ] does this look like The Hunger Games right now? I'm so scared, but like this is kind of cool. Are you gonna eat with these? I know. Hey, I'm gonna stick these in my nose. It's so funny. All my heart. [Music] I would like to see it. Oh, okay. Hold it back anymore. We were remiss. Don't let me swallow me down or if I have an inappropriate word, run at me. Talk your bleep. Bite your lip. Ask for a kawaii, right? That bleed. Make a [ __ ]. Oh, it's five o'clock. Candace, you ready? Martina, you ready? All right, girls, let's hit the road. Where you ladies going? Huh? Where are you going? Where are we going? We're going off. Why Applebee's? Why Lindsay? Why are you always in our business? I was—it's our girls' night out. That sounds like fun. I'd love to join someday. Are you being sarcastic? No. Did you really just try to invite yourself? No. Candace, do you hear her right now? Oh my God, Lindsay. First of all, you are not in our WhatsApp group chat. Sorry. Second of all, we already have a reservation for four set up. Who's the fourth? Who are the four? Me, Candace, Martina, and Christina. Who's Christina? Christina, she works at the nail salon next door. Okay, well, you have a good weekend. You too. Oh my God, come on, Candace. Come on, Martina. [Applause] It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. Hi, fatty. Oh, she passed away. Oh, um, all right, new going on. Where is that inspiration coming from? I don't know. I like a little edge and a little pop in my hair, so I wanted to add something different, especially for the Teen Vogue party. Did Abby Lee Miller from Dance Moms really predict the global pandemic nearly three years ago? [Music] No, she didn't. No. Okay. Either ugly, fat, or you're worthless. Okay, that's probably the truth. Let's be honest. Okay, if you weren't ugly, fat, or useless, you wouldn't be acting like that. [Applause] Three little birds. [Music] I can be your partner for the next race. Sorry, Sue Ellen. It's a brother and sister race. Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this. It's only children. DW, a lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you. Why me? Why me? God, why? I gotta sound like this. I want to sound like Cinderella, but I sound like Cinderfella. Ladies, are we gonna work hard? The money, y'all. There's poor people around with your broke ass. [Applause] [Laughter] Okay, can we talk about the fact that like, Pop, you're so gross. So anyway, stop hanging out with the Sway House. Jason, you're 48. So anyway, to go back, job, to go back to work, I need to believe that I'm like, like [ __ ] people. Well, whatever. The Elon Musk is a phoneme on the vlog. To be offensive, I'm sorry. You did. For those of you who didn't find it to be offensive, I'm sorry. They didn't. [Mus]

unattractive but that is okay just be who you are does that sound like something you want yes well let me tell you you'll never get it oh egg no cheese and um a large coffee are you okay am i okay of course yes yes ma'am

and yes there will be some casualties yes there will [Music] [ __ ] four three this is me cooking um [Music] yeah no thanks we should do prank calls hey no no you gotta you can't just talk to

siri hello okay can i just ask you a personal question so how do you spell rhubarb let's just say the devil made me do it don't don't don't don't do it don't zone through them and it is what toxic abusive people

do is they will deflect onto you as hard as you can put the finger pull the trigger throw them off your trails you'll get your ones eventually if two plus two was four right and five plus five is ten okay

what the [ __ ] is this so what's your what's your sentence for her electric chair it's a bit wet out there so he texted my personal [ __ ] phone number by the way oh did you hear something yeah

okay oh my god the fatties are coming for me they called me to cancel me i told you it's not magic they're stomping around upstairs like t-rex shut up you shut up that's why your shoes raggedy that's why your mama did

melania's guys it literally says you are sus and there's a phone number on here sassy fuji ratchet that's what you said and you know what i what was that okay i think of muslim i don't muslim muslim entity

you know when i think islam when i think of the nation of islam no no no no not the nation just islam islam okay i can just say you are so crazy you're crazy actually you actually are insane to do that it is very odd

behavior and that is very weird like i'm telling you i swear right i got my half up half down did it give arianny did i give arianka or no [Applause] how many days are in the month of june

show what's wrong i don't need friends they disappoint me [Music] i am literally the star of tick-tock and doug is putting me i'm down okay my apologies it's miss girl miss who i'm she's not a girl it's miss

tyler pepe julian on zima thank you for coming in thank you good morning morning to you why are you gay who says i'm gay you are gay [Music] [Music] we watch [Applause] good afternoon america see you revealing here happy halloween time my fellow

americans and happy day of the dead or whatever told my mexican homies are you 25 years old yes are you older than 30 no have you ever been on television before no [Applause] [Music] do you want fulfill food before his

money no [Laughter] [Music] oh but you guys are just jealous because all of my friends that know me tell me that i remind them of beyonce sweetie i'm so sorry i'm so sorry that a ugly ass [ __ ] like this

would even say that you want to be a big baby about everything baby you're the damn baby dating is exhausting how many people do i have to tell my favorite color to until i find myself double facts oh i use instagram scroll scrolled f is

this unfollow scroll facts [Laughter] [Laughter] triple facts oh i'm about to beat this [ __ ] up [Music] so you played a movie called the hunger games you shouldn't say that that's off-putting you should be off-putting it's you're fat

you shouldn't eat any more pudding yeah and then extra large white chicken chili it's not looking good who my grandfather was no he was the smartest man in the world who was that how's that einstein that's right there's still stuff on it

shut up be careful slippery the girl i'm done just gave us both free drinks nothing nothing now let's do the diamonds [Music] hey this woman simply said she didn't care i just wish i could talk to everyone the

way i talk to you i guess that's why you're my bff b-f-f-t-l-e-w-e [Music] friends for totally like ever without exception catchy no i said no you can kill all that right now like at this moment stop see you i

see you we good okay we're good i see we see each other we see each other we good you guys ever argue yeah no we never argue i like that you guys are all of us we all are gonna be all day

also by the way these are my words i did write this and this is from my heart you have 16.

and you're 28 years old i mean you're really making it you're making it verified really one more time to collect anything you'd like to give us that he picked it up at the airport or we handed it to you

during service including those little water bottles he's handed to us now for club she's got a point she's an icon she's a legend and she is the moment now come on now sir have you always worn gold it is such a vibe has anyone here

ever fallen in love it's mohair i got it at madewell gorgeous garments what if we all went around the table and said love has anyone here ready pray love [Music] what an interesting artifact it helps if you both like each other why

[Music] hi my daddy doesn't eat real sand i'm telling you right now it is disgusting there's nothing good about it it's way too big it's ugly it's stupid it's in your face [Applause] [Music] [Applause] well well next question

see ya this person said wendy's roast me you look like who feels frustrated and my favorite pringles roast us tennis ball can do this ball foot why the [ __ ] does this look like the longer games right now i'm so scared but

like this is kind of cool are you gonna eat with these i know hey i'm gonna stick these in my nose it's so funny all my heart [Music] i would like to see it oh okay hold it back anymore we were remiss

don't let me swallow me down or if i have a inappropriate word run at me talk your bleep bite your lip ask for a kawaii right that bleed make a [ __ ] oh it's five o'clock candace you ready

martina you ready all right girls let's hit the road where you ladies going huh where are you going where are we going we're going off why applebee's why lindsay why are you always in our business i was it's our girls night out

that sounds like fun i'd love to join someday are you being sarcastic no did you really just try to invite yourself no candace do you hear her right now oh my god lindsay first of all you are not in our whatsapp group chat

sorry second of all we already have a reservation for four set up who's the fourth who are the four me candace martina and christina who's christina christina she works at the nail salon next door okay well you have a good weekend

you too oh my god come on canada come on martina [Applause] it's okay it's okay it's okay hi fatty oh she passed away oh um all right new going on where is that inspiration coming from i don't know i

like a little edge and a little pop in my hair so i wanted to add something different especially for the teen vogue party did abby lee miller from dance moms really predict the global pandemic nearly three years ago

[Music] no she didn't no okay either ugly fat or you're worthless okay that's probably the truth let's be let's be honest okay if you weren't ugly fat or useless you wouldn't be acting like that [Applause] three little birds

[Music] i can be your partner for the next race sorry sue ellen it's a brother and sister race maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this it's only children dw a lonely child is what you're gonna be when i sell you

why me why me god why i gotta sound like this i want to sound like cinderella but i sound like cinderfella ladies are we gonna work hard the money y'all there's poor people around with your broke ass [Applause]

[Laughter] okay can we talk about the fact that like pop you're so gross so anyway stop hanging out with the sway house jason you're 48. so anyway to go back job to go back to work i need to believe that i'm like like [ __ ]

people well whatever the elon musk is a phoneme on the vlog to be offensive i'm sorry you did for those of you who didn't find it to be offensive i'm sorry they didn't [Music] oh [ __ ] in the [ __ ] store i don't

give a [ __ ] what they seen come through this door this is the baddest [ __ ] in the [ __ ] store how you doing make you feel better and just always remember people if you think you ugly

there's somebody out there that's uglier than me ain't working now it ain't [Applause] um [Music] [Applause] [Music] no you look exactly like i know i pranked you i wish i was in milan eating some delicious um spaghetti but i'm not um but love you mwah

just answer the question okay please don't play with me right now just no that's it please let's not please i don't see the problem i think that eating a [ __ ] potato is actually really great like this is my impression

of dixie the melio when you make her a cake and she doesn't like it um i don't really like it it's not moist enough and it kind of tastes like feet it's saint patrick's day we really don't give a [ __ ] it's not a major holiday

it's really not [ __ ] well like it's funny i made this tweet all the girls look like this on high school kasuka mean dick blah blah blah excuse me ma'am not to be disrespectful or rude but could you please take post

down that is my sister who was killed by metro train and it and it this post what in it this post is very disrespectful i don't know who you are or if you even know her but i need you

to take this down please baby this is kiki palmer this is [ __ ] kiki palmer please have a good day so i got so i got to pay for that yeah you ate the whole entire thing sir

there's not even like i got so she telling me i got to pay for that i mean let me ask the audience it never mattered what i had to say i was always wrong every question turned into another love lecture

[Music] i don't know calm down calm down it's okay i'm sorry he apologized it's my phone hit the [ __ ] [ __ ] that's when you take calm down my kids can't hear me calling you a [ __ ] your window's open they can't hear

me because they're listening to kids bob [Music] [Laughter] did i you say didn't work and didn't and didn't whale longest border with the us oh friends right texas is not a country um it's right above us the country right

above us the language they speak spanish the country right above us not below us [ __ ] i don't know you got mexico us in europe except for one i'm acting different [Music] i think you're fat yeah it's just my

opinion i'm not bullying you i'm just giving you a baby i think you're ugly i think you're fat i think you're stupid i am going to need about 16 seat belts for this easy on the gas whoa whoa i specifically said easy on the gas

not step on it like every single man had done to me in my previous marriages all right we're back on hopefully this will we are going to pretend we didn't hear that throw the same picture and your favorite dish

my favorite dish i like mugs because they're very comfortable in your hand and they hold the hot things that you don't have to touch they remain positive this is me being positive i never found you funny i never found

you entertaining i never found you smart i just found you annoying what are two clips that give off the same energy i do not do my makeup every day but every day i don't do my makeup always is the day

that the paparazzi comes and finds me she's always been this way but always i wish that she always helps the underdog [Music] a girlies holiday bath get your seat ready this is your art studio your friend has arrived

put your towel in the garbage get your rag light your scentless candle turn on the light and hope your computer doesn't fall easy mary you won't let go of me oh yeah bring out the olives we're breaking unfair we should no

handlebars this is real risky [Laughter] uh good morning it's summer did you know that i'm gonna wake you up every morning and we're gonna go outside to a puzzle oh it's gonna be a good summer and i decided i'm taking away your phone for

the entire summer just waiting for that okay young man you have laundry you need to do right now get up i also signed you up for math tutoring because it's important sweetie no honey you can't sleep in it's summer whatever i bought

you these books i found at the yard sale we could read one every day get up i want to go on a bike ride at six in the morning [Music] um they have these really cool rips at the knees that just look

acting different oh really that sucks this i mean if you get it you get it you don't you don't you know you know if you don't know like i honestly feel bad for you like i don't i cannot explain it like i

don't have the vocabulary to sit here and explain like either you get the vibe or you don't get the vibe [Music] i am so powerful my mind oh it amazes me sometime waking up in the morning thinking about

so many things i just wish things would get better they're the same picture people who were born in 2000 are now 40.

let that sink in hey you guys okay i'm just gonna listen to your heartbeat real quick oh what what is it oh your vibes are just a little bit off i'm gonna prescribe you lacroix okay how often do you smoke

e-cigarettes i don't think i know what you mean cut the crab honey i saw it sticking out of your pocket what is it a puff bar yeah okay flavor watermelon okay okay you have adhd or you're just a

cancer oh my god why the sign what's your zodiac we don't have it on fire gemini i think gemini okay then maybe you're just a [ __ ] i know what's the problem well i think i have kidneys just

give me one second to consult with the nurse alexa okay i just did all my school online so i'm just gonna refer you to someone else if you have any questions just snap me okay [ __ ] you

[ __ ] you too [ __ ] you very much don't lie with us again your baby is an [ __ ] that's not good i feel the need to say the f word now have you heard of jesus

i am a christian i love jesus and he loves me and he's always there for me i'm very hungry that'll do [Music] she's really good wake up go for a run finish that essay learn a new language travel the world

win the lottery she's huge but she's so beautiful she's a mammoth of course and she has blonde hair and she's just you know she's cutesy [Music] you know what's right when it feels good you're understanding me when i thought

nobody ever could complicated but you're the reason i put down my hood and show my face for once if you did this for what why not why why not why though food and like the last time i went to burger king there was this

really obese guy and like i'm not even being funny at all like i literally was like i bet he like [ __ ] really good like that was my first thought it's like because the way he was walking in he was like he was like he

was like slithering in you want to go on the little bridge together no okay [Music] mommy oh you want me to mommy to go on the bridge i have a delivery hi we've been waiting for you all summer

and we're so glad you're finally here okay one two three [ __ ] [Music] only thing that is artificial or fake about me uh i heard her yeah can i sing you a song sure i never [ __ ] wayne i never [ __ ]

drake all my life man [ __ ] sake if i did i'm a notch wouldn't let him be my ass like a cupcake my man my twins big like tiara my twins big like tia tamera see it's calvin

you're ugly you're disgusting i'm gonna kill you give me 200 clap if you care clap if you clap if you care so i shut up train i moved high schools halfway through school oh my god shut up anyway attention trump is avoiding

suspension by using this account please report camila cabello on in my phone isn't here i don't have my phone out don't have social media out it's just me and god no distractions it's just us just us i see you oh hey hey how are you

guys oh really either there you are let's write something on you p i g g y p this morning miss jackson [Music] miss jackson thank you kim and this little part right here is the barb [Music] check it out vibe it really really dig

on it and then remember that feeling my god your new song my legs are brought to you by your song i've been squatting all week do i yes hello kitty chopsticks which shows i love hello kitty i'm a true fan and i'm

also not racist because i eat rice [Music] [Music] i was shocked honey i was in tears almost and it has a white refrigerator i was like oh not a white refrigerator girl please put your shoes on let's go find your

home honey i got into a fight with my roommate and she said she needed to pray to her rocks about it talented brilliant incredible amazing show-stopping spectacular never the same totally unique completely not ever been done before unafraid to reference or not

reference put it in a blender my hair is shiny my teeth are perfect i'm here i made it oh my god but like literally how does this work guys i'm trying i'm trying for you guys oh my god jensey do not come for me wait

i'm like such a grandma hashtag grandma life i like don't know how to work technology i'm such a goof hey jesse it feels like a party every day hey you just say [Music] [Music] [Music] how do you pronounce this word there's

emoji how do you put this mushy taylor swift love story i love taylor swift i'm the biggest taylor swift fan writing's not that easy but grammarly can help this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read are you

hungry right now not at all really i'm so hungry well you should probably eat hi i'm tina fey and i'm hosting the season finale of snl this week with nicki minaj should we do a sketch together about two tough broads named

nikki and tina who are badass cops but also best friends no [Music] this is crazy you can't get rid of me [ __ ] bye-bye okay anyways the gorilla is back so we're trying to go awake [Music] she's a cute girl you know cute next to

gorgeous gorgeous is gonna you know devour cute what what's going on with this guy that's sending you pictures though seriously you've never had a boy a very high standard tonight this is definitely fruity i know a lot of things but i don't know

about that i'm not sure why i just hit a lick with the box had to put a stick in the box pour up the whole damn seal i'ma get lazy i got the mojo watch me dab when i ride

past that's too much swag even on my hoverboard we haven't caught anybody coming out of the house yet but you know just a matter of time she's not lovely oh my god that's so offensive that's literally is it more or less offensive than eating

mac and cheese during schindler's list hey sis i got you a lollipop this isn't a lollipop or what people perceive of me i always shine through at the end of the day so i've had a lot of people try to tear me

down but i'm here the tea is exceptionally good today she's the kid that's always in the back of the class charlie go in the front so you can see [Music] i don't know if this means that i've been

on a flight for too long but i think that um there's forest in the airport is it like a mirage or something no it's there because it you know yeah oh my god [Music] hi also we didn't say to go vote today this

is my first life okay that's dude that's great i did it for the tick tock where it was like oh man you ruined it would you vote if there wasn't a tick tock trend be 100 [ __ ] honest

no yeah [Music] [Applause] but lifestyle when uh probably more september for uh that is uh spring summer okay september spring show spring summer you just snatched it off on camera like i showed it and don't give a [ __ ]

i put my [ __ ] right back oh and then she put it right back home right back oh steph was stupid oh oh that's what she deserves oh my goodness you guys oh her arms were cut off her legs were cut

off her ears were cut off her tongue was cut off her nose was cut off her eyeballs were plucked out most likely to break out the song and dance is already on the grande we'll give that one to ariana too

ariana definitely ariana that's probably ariana mean i would say that's an even tie between all of us i think we're all like really musical wig okay wig did you just say wig yes i know wig i feel that already what is what is wig

no it's not your language it's just for us wig i have one wish i would want dixie to be happy she's always been this way but always i wish that she always helps the underdog this is ben mickey now i'm guessing this

for clouds but she's literally the queen of rap but she always will be she can rap i mean these new females coming to the industry and nowhere near on her level but yet want to disrespect her and i just find

it very oh my funny help me help me help me help me oh my gosh oh my gosh [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] i said what are you doing running and you're saying it was really good out it's the perfect texture for running

very low impact when it's dry snow so your feet don't get wet we've seen a lot of people out here like you said running sledding just enjoying it every day when you're walking down the street everybody that you need

[Music] mcdonald's yeah i ever come to your roof well let me i met a new friend here what the [ __ ] is your name oh oh my god the engine is good spin spin [ __ ] it's back to normal

dad oh [ __ ] these sleepwalking clips are um please [Music] [Music] like [Music] um i know a lot of things but i don't know about that i'm not sure why oh my fake girls out the room it is play alexa play megatron by nicki

minaj billy they're saying the best megatron by nicki minaj on amazon music yes are you [ __ ] serious enough is enough seriously i've heard better noises come out of a [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys you're

not a musical seriously you've ruined the show you've ruined my life and you've now ruined my [ __ ] hearing i've had enough with it [Music] [Applause] [Music] wait a damn minute a damn how dare you mr spears you had me

fooled and you too mrs spears death to all of them [Music] so [Music] what's awesome about you um i'm hot and i'm funny i'm a skinny legend skinny legend i'm a skinny legend i was bored so i ruined lunch purposely

and i had fun doing it it's fashionably comparison can you say magnetic just keep going charismatic never forget when nicki minaj used instagram story create for her megatron promotion hello bryce hall party animal oh he's in the hype house oh oh

um i can you guys guess [Music] if you find them what [Music] she died oh my god oh my goodness oh my god i can't look you know what i don't i and we didn't say that uh no but it it looks

an awful lot like that doesn't it doesn't it penny nickel dime penny penny nickel dime nickel penny nickel dime penny penny nickel quarter pixie kids you get a kiss oh this is dirty [Music] oh sweetheart i'm back do you think you could like

look straight into the webcam and say dua lipa is the greatest pop star in history for me please i would never say that wait what is the tea the girls are fighting i'm having a [ __ ] panic attack right

now i need to calm the [ __ ] down cause i'm having to pick it up i i rise i rise [Applause] this one is for the boys with the booming system [Music] defeats the epic highs and lows of high

school football i like playing roblox and i like going outside i miss school but i'm stuck inside this virus has been moving my mind [Laughter] uh what was this award for i'm sorry huh [Music] oh oh viewers choice oh my god y'all

thank you lead us not into temptation [Music] you're a libro i'm a capricorn so i think you'd be compassionate oh you don't speak any english you know it's funny i'm actually not from around here i know it may seem that way but i'm just

visiting i'm a mysterious traveler all alone and this is where the cars are god shut up you're piercing me but anyways stupido [Music] [Applause] what the [ __ ] are you doing santa i look like a muppet and

people say it so much sometimes i start to believe worms and so i even accidentally do i look like a muppet oh my god a lot whatever that means it's getting weird [Music] no why shoot what are you talking

in between about and if she's not asian what are you guys gonna say she is asian you don't know that she could be korean [Music] do orange eight my dog died and that's his favorite color first of all use

correct grammar when you speak to me that was his favorite color your dog is dead currently and he's never coming back to life so he can't have a favorite color and okay one two three four five six seven

eight i'm sorry you lost maybe next time when someone more important in your life dies like your mom then you can try again [ __ ] the thing was i went into the disney channel building and i sat

down with the president of disney channel and i said i want to make history and that's what this is she sings everything and it's a good thing because she's a beautiful voice but it's awesome she sings absolutely everything she

never stops that's not true liz you sing a lot too like especially i think we all say put y'all seat belts on yellow [Music] give your speech i'm sorry this had to happen to you i should have known better

now you should have known me no and there's everybody around you they just call you a wreck so everybody here really fake yeah wait hold on just close your eyes let me finish close your eyes let me finish and

then i'll close my eyes close your eyes first i'll make you a deal okay all right close my eyes and talk okay okay good i open your eyes i had it wait we did it we did it joe

you're gonna be the next president of the united states some tacos steak burrito tuna sandwich with wheat bread and lettuce sometimes i'll just do that [Music] i'm a good singer [Music] what the [ __ ] sophie looks like melania trump

what what [Music] why you took me off the [ __ ] schedule with your trifling dirty white racist ass big fat [ __ ] it's me dora so today i'm gonna be answering some hate comments because you hoes got a lot

to say is this the real dora yes it's the real dora ain't nobody realer than me durabilities i'm gonna give you that one that one a little funny maybe you should say dora's gonna bt your ass do a neck reveal

okay i mean it's fine i'll drink it um but it's not what i paid for it's not it sucks it's [ __ ] horrible anyway [Music] somebody lied to her several times and told her that she was fly hot and sexy

and beautiful and she's nothing like that she's nothing of the sort [Music] [ __ ] rude are you kidding me no dripping don't we want it there we go [Music] had enough of you in fact i really have

for a little vegetable oil one two three four fake shake shake yes let it sit i like mine crispy and now we flip [Music] um her anger level i want to see if i was powerful enough to twist her mind hey

hey nicki minaj is the queen of rocks wow right into it well kissing is a two-person job but like how do you know when to start trying so it does you're serious i was serious but i was also on drugs

can we switch the language she's a runner she's a trackstar she gonna run away when it gets hot she can't take the i just don't really know if i'll like ever really feel anything again you know this is a windy

it's harmful dangerous gross disgusting and should never be promoted is it worth it is it is it worth ten thousand dollars hell yeah [Music] [Applause] period laughing my ass off um well it doesn't have to that's a good question i don't know

like today whoa what the hell is you doing oh my god we ain't never did that before why you thought today was the day to do [Laughter] bahamas what do you think about that especially like in the business that

we're in yeah and then it's like you need you need some time to kind of disconnect [Music] [Applause] photobombing a selfie that is so early 2014 you stupid [ __ ] dinosaur what is the hottest thing the core of our earth is pretty hot

thank you next man [Music] kim would you stop taking pictures of yourself your sister's going to jail i love refrigerators [Music] merry christmas merry christmas merry christmas my loves merry christmas merry christmas [Music] don't make me five four three

two one hello 2021 well i'm a stay-at-home mom but i'm about that money so i do sell drugs why did i bring this up here will you hold this for me oh that it's going in my room anyway okay

oh my goodness this is crazy ha ha laugh funny that's funny to me it's funny yeah do you have a sense of humor there's a woman that you know as do huh you her name's dua lipa julia yeah but you call her do the peeps

julia pipa oh okay oh okay yeah yeah oh okay hola come on um if you don't like me that's fine but you know watch your mouth my name is kendall kill me he's gonna murder me i'm so sorry i'm so sorry i'm so sorry

no prize what are oh my god and i'm happy and you not you see what the problem is is perspective this [ __ ] left her purse on the ground to go take pictures of the geese oh [ __ ]

what'd you get it's adele i knew she lost weight but i didn't think she fit in that box like i love pina colada mixed with me red shout out to mommy free mommy you know what free remy this is insane

what the [ __ ] kind of bug is that a [ __ ] eyelash bug [ __ ] i'm on fleek the [ __ ] it looks just got my lashes done in the club munching they yes [Music]

is that even delirious this comes from cabernet sauvignon clean o blanca sauvignon blanc barbara no oblong it is [Music] so he's not leaving because i know they can't let me leave i won't go with that cat hey just just because i have bad eating

habits doesn't mean you can eat licorice for breakfast i can't wait to see who dies first i can't wait i have all eyes in all of my classes right and one of my teachers decided to email my mom saying i'm

missing work first of all you should not be able to eat my mom you should not be able to eat my mama remember the last time you used a public restroom [Music] slay what the [ __ ] all right

waking up in the morning thinking about so many things i just wish things would get better i'm trying to get rid of them but nothing seems to stay the same [Applause] we're all the villains sometimes that's great mysterious girl move your body close to

mine move your body come on move your body imagine how tired we are imagine how tired we are it's gonna be so bad hey what's up i'm so psyched to meet you p.s uh sorry honey i'm not gonna let you lose

that booty buys my favorite cake that i can't resist eating [Music] just feels enjoy a party every day [Music] my loneliness is killing me and i i must confess that i still then you would know what it takes to run

a business but you don't so don't even have like you know what i'm talking about they're not together [Music] two sorry you gotta sneeze oh i scared myself oh i'm about to sneeze let's go [ __ ] why is she always

late for everything i can't take it i will have a banana split and the extra [ __ ] spoon sorry that's it right oh yeah see if marvin can make a banana split for me your [ __ ]

[Music] [Applause] it's okay it's okay it's okay yeah we all gonna fight [Music] everybody everybody's gonna fight tonight a limb team nine eight seven six five four three this is how i press it ah what the [ __ ]

i mean let me ask the audience [Music] s-t-o-p stop stop had enough of you in fact i really have a limb 10 9 8 7 6 five four three two one if i knew that this was gonna be the

outcome like i would have never done something like this but you you don't know when you're in the moment and like hello hey how's it going good how are you good what's your name emily i'm josh hi um can i kiss you

[Music] you're so sad you guys i got you guys you guys thought i was sad look you see that go ahead what is this behavior i'm sorry i kicked it by myself you can't kick it by myself oh my god it's not funny

hold it to your face ariel got this strawberry shortcake donut at krispy kreme thank you for the donations for the i just got harassed by one of my neighbors because i sit in my car all day and they

think i'm doing drugs no i don't think you understand i'm obsessed hey guys what's up thoughts on those cats she's trash i'm not talking about that girl hi do you know if there's a coffee shop around here you don't know

oh you're deaf okay thank you love you excuse me what is your opinion on the current state of the pandemic thank you i just hope that you're still there what's the one thing you can never live without my family name one thing you cannot live

without pasta ready perfect three two one good job buddy perfect almost there a couple more seconds good job bud good job very weird i'm just letting you know okay in case you weren't sure um that's my sense of humor

my mistake was thinking that everyone was going to understand my joke talking for number 12. i got 18. i got 9.5 i got abraham lincoln for some reason i don't think so the [ __ ] wants to fight me okay so i brought my spatula

and my what's in spoon yarby denzel table goops evie do come in shoes [Applause] the muppets are gonna be on there uh nelly furtado we got doula peep and have their hair parted down the middle and they're usually really pale

oh my god this is perfect this happened the other day throwing things and catching them in my mouth my friend was like trying to do it was like can you do it and i was like oh and it was awesome i was a beast and i

was very proud of myself in my gym right now i haven't been in here for like six months because i burnt my gym down you know what i found something that explains everything the tv is leaking girls with no badonkadonk aka lil booty

they be mad cool like you know what pancake i kinda like you daddy do i look everybody everybody okay what [Music] mama if the detective call you or come by the house tell them did you do not see me today i'm not coming home after

school i'm in deep trouble girl what the [ __ ] is you talking about [Music] you