Funny TikToks that Had me Rolling on the Floor! PT.22 — Transcript

A hilarious compilation of funny TikToks featuring pranks, jokes, and quirky moments that will have you laughing nonstop.

Key Takeaways

  • TikTok compilations are effective for delivering quick, varied humor.
  • Relatable and spontaneous moments resonate well with audiences.
  • Simple jokes and pranks can create memorable and shareable content.
  • Incorporating everyday life scenarios adds authenticity to comedy.
  • Engaging with trending topics and viral challenges boosts viewer interest.

Summary

  • The video is a compilation of various funny TikTok clips with humorous dialogues and situations.
  • Includes jokes, pranks, and relatable everyday moments that are entertaining and lighthearted.
  • Features playful interactions between friends and family, including funny misunderstandings and reactions.
  • Showcases viral TikTok trends and quirky behaviors, such as fake doors in Ikea and funny animal moments.
  • Contains humorous skits involving awkward social encounters and playful banter.
  • Includes jokes like 'How do cows do math? A calculator' and funny diary entries.
  • Highlights amusing attempts at challenges and viral content creation.
  • Captures spontaneous funny moments in public places like shopping malls and restaurants.
  • Mixes visual gags with witty commentary and playful teasing.
  • Overall, the video aims to entertain viewers with a diverse range of comedic TikToks.

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00:00
Speaker A
[Music] [Laughter] Wait, wait, say it again. What did you say? Very mindful. Very manure. Sorry, I tripped. I say H, you say [Music]. What is it? We got a T. I watch videos. I know. I do this. Nailed it. The ball's there.
01:01
Speaker A
The [Music] ball. I'm scared. Yo, is that a Rolls-Royce? That cannot be those girls' Rolls. Oh, what are you doing? This TikTok is so addictive, I think. Okay, here's the final [Music]. Look, anybody, if you can't be the fastest,
01:46
Speaker A
be the slowest. At least you get a T.I., you know. Oh, hi Grandma. That's delicious. Vogue picture on my [Music] boards. Mama, yes darling, is it morning? It is morning. Brandon, let's do our ugliest faces. Okay. [Music] Now that's
02:46
Speaker A
[Music] me. I freaking got you. Em, it's not working. You can try. I just did it. Are you em? I was going to wear that and return it. You're a bad human. I don't give a—I'm poor. Hey, hurry up and choose your
03:11
Speaker A
candies, dork. Stop bullying me. You're going to make me come. I don't know why farting in a PVC pipe is the funniest thing to me, but I'm never going to stop, and neither should you. I'm going to [Music]
03:41
Speaker A
stop. Yes, I knew it wasn't going to be. [Applause] [Music] Black, did you do that? [Music] Did you? Where'd it go? I don't know why this thing doesn't want to cut on and cut off, cut on and cut off. Mom, the other remote control.
04:22
Speaker A
H, get—I know. What the hell? Same guy. No, I had to hide from this guy last time. Y' if I rob this truck right now, who's going to stop me if I just take this right now? Oh, my bad, sir, my bad. He don't
04:52
Speaker A
even play. He don't even play like that. Hopefully you don't get SP. Joke of the day: How do cows do math? A calculator. [Music] Oh, uh, burger and chips, please. M, November 7th, 2000, Tuesday. Dear diary, I haven't written to you in a long time.
05:49
Speaker A
That is fixing to change. By the way, I am 10 now. I've been that way since. How's it going, officers? I have a question. Left pocket dog [ __ ]. Yo, what? What did you just say? Left pocket dog [ __ ]. You
06:05
Speaker A
pulling, bro? There's no way. Yo, what the—I'm overwhelmed. It's fine. Heart's been broke too many times. I—I don't know what to believe. You're sitting an emergency. Should—how much are you drinking tonight? Nothing, brother. I'm saying silver.
06:55
Speaker A
Brother, what you want to start drinking right now? Who's that? I do me. Okay, I am wrong. Is it loading now? No. Okay, so I come home. Tyler's like, I have to tell you something. It's kind of funny,
07:42
Speaker A
and I'm like, it's not very funny. He was looking at Dell tickets, looking at them. He had it pulled up on his thing. He left to go get coffee, and one of the cats must have jumped up there and hit purchase. Do you
07:58
Speaker A
want to know how much these tickets were purchased for? Three tickets. Um, you said like 2,000 a ticket, so—oh no, round up and say 10. I don't know, $15,000. Hi, uh, where to? Where to? Where to? Where to? To where? Where? Where? Where's
08:15
Speaker A
wees? Any wars? No. Where? Yes. Where? Got any wares? Ah, wees. Uh, yeah, got underwears. To where? To wear? Put them anywhere. Where? Anywhere. Oh, and beware the weather there. Where? In where? Oh, we're aware. Well, where too? I know you're too. This one.
08:32
Speaker A
What? Uh, tea. Pumpkin cream. Tall pumpkin cream cold brew. Oh my God. Oh my God. Why did you do that? I don't know. Fun fact: The password to the Marc Jacobs TikTok account is Marc Jacobs 123. Why is
08:54
Speaker A
everyone acting weird towards me? No, no, not chill. Come on. No, seriously. [Music] Look at this. The colorful cocktails are out. See, what do you have in here? Go off, girl. Have a sip. Drink. Oh yeah. Show us
09:13
Speaker A
the color on that. Why is it so hard to fall in love right now? Okay, wait, pause. You had one sip. Give us like a little two. Heartbreak. What's on your toes? Chili powder. We need it. Are kids still born on
09:44
Speaker A
9/11? And you want to know something that even makes the [ __ ] even better? Guess my name. I bet you $100 million you can't guess my name. Isis Snowden. [Music] You grew up with wart. This is my home.
10:10
Speaker A
This is my—this is a part of my heart. You have a safe space inside of me right here. Here. I love you. I love when beautiful girls have a little gay boyfriend. They just have a little feminine vintage Levi.
10:30
Speaker A
The boy who lived. What key is this in? Nope. [Music] [Music] Good morning, guys. These are my kids. Are you okay? Okay, it's okay. I just got a haircut. I promise it's okay. Oh my God, you're okay, honey. Big bag, big bag. Yeah, my back it
11:49
Speaker A
loaded up with all the different drinks. Yes, is the Manion keep Ching big BS big? If I make this, I'm going on a diet. Oops, I missed. Move [ __ ]. Let's go buy some tacos. Excuse me, a pretty lady
12:16
Speaker A
in the red dress. Okay, if I can swallow that lime hole, can I have your number? No. Yeah, we're walking in downtown. We're going to little shopping mall area before we go to our next donation. My girlfriend's trying to go
12:37
Speaker A
viral. How? It's actually done. Boom. Chinchilla, you so precious. What's her name? Asteroid Destroyer. No, absolutely not. Hello, is anyone work here? Yes. You were extremely rude yesterday. Are you not even going to let me? Why can't you
12:54
Speaker A
just let me? Okay, all right, fine. I just won't come back. Okay, fine. I have $3.74. Do something to me. I love you. One year without me or one year without video games. I'm sorry, but you got to go. I'll see you in one year. You
13:15
Speaker A
told her straight like that. Straight like that. Wait, we need to validate our parking. Yeah, you are enough. You are worthy. You are kind. You are love. What you got, buddy? What are you getting? Cor from my—my baby and great myself. And where you
13:33
Speaker A
headed? Oh no, where you headed to get next? Get some ice cream for him, for Kate. Brenda, this is why I make him wear booty shorts, because when he wears shorts to come down here, all you—excuse me, guys, a quick question. I'm
13:52
Speaker A
looking for a—I'm looking for—[Laughter] Mhm. Mhm. Yep. Yo, that's literally me. No, don't say it. I don't want you to say it. What happened? Told no. I don't—no, no, don't do it. Don't, don't do it, please. If you want
14:19
Speaker A
me, you won't do it. Please don't, don't do it. Don't do it. Hey, you can't park there. That's what I said. Long before time had a name, the first Spinjitsu Master created Ninj Kim Cordes Shean had this absolutely stunning sexy
14:40
Speaker A
look at the maala, and you can recreate it at home today. I think. [Music] That's—I've become obsessed with this kind of thing. Apparently, as part of the display at Ikea furniture stores, they have just a fake door printed on a
14:56
Speaker A
background, but you see this wear pattern from where hundreds of confused customers have tried to open the fake door. Excuse me, sir? Yes. [Laughter] Ma'am, that was gold, dude. That was damn. You looking kind of cute. Let me
15:27
Speaker A
get your snap. Guys, do you know who Hailey Bieber is? Right? Huh? Hailey Bieber. Haly B. Yes, H. Yes, H period. Um, do you know she got a Sunray? Sunray? Yes. I love you. Thank you. Love you too, guys.
15:51
Speaker A
Bye. Oh, is she okay? Are you okay? Yes, I'm—yes, I'm okay. Okay, I'm okay. You honestly, like, you're something. I just want to be part of your [Music]. Sy, will you hold me tight and not let go?
16:24
Speaker A
No nose and a nice show. No nose and a nice show. [Music] And H and Bigard Inard with a sock. Abus with a sock. Okay, class, can we please make sure we're actually reading the questions before we answer? Okay, can we please make sure
17:12
Speaker A
we're reading? Okay, class, if anyone is interested, test retakes are next week on Thursday. Now, the majority of you guys do not need to retake the test. Only a couple of you guys need to retake the test next week on Thursday. Test retakes
17:31
Speaker A
are next week on Thursday. The majority of you guys passed with flying colors. A couple of you guys failed. A very, very small majority of you guys completely failed the test, so I definitely want to—and you know who you are—next week.
17:45
Speaker A
[Music] I see my hair is currently weirdly over my headphones. I say you got big tails welding. Allow me to surprise you. Allow me to surprise you. Dud. Oh, yay. What does it say? No, nothing. You poed this.
18:56
Speaker A
[Laughter] Dad, it has 2,000 views. It has five shares. This person says, I love you. Wanted to perform, which is insane. You do not have to do that. I don't even know where your brother is. Is he allowed? Are
19:35
Speaker A
you guys in the same—I'm not saying you aggressive. He said I'm aggressive. Excuse me. He—you. Yeah, I'm a fale. I know. We're taking fire. Duck enemy fire. Enemy enemy fire. B Big B B. Come on, you
20:04
Speaker A
mother a [ __ ]. God damn it. Same [ __ ] s.
20:32
Speaker A
because I want to get married to you oh my God today ask your man if he'll put your name on his resume if he says no because he doesn't want to list you as His Highest achievement I think you should start a
20:54
Speaker A
fight you do it say it jum up on how do I fix my phone nothing's working it wasn't worth that yeah [Music] yeah put some lashes on open it yo car car cute bro car cute I like guys
21:29
Speaker A
oh my God can you move over I literally have no room there's no room there's no room over there no throw up right now because I'm at Sam's Club and I went to the bakery and I said do you guys sell you know just
21:43
Speaker A
sell the icing ref frosting for a cake she's like yeah we have the whipped or buttercream in a tub I'm like okay I'll do a tub of the whipped this is what she put in the car like this is a full cat litter size
22:02
Speaker A
thing they have too much Social Anxiety to be like oh never mind it realize it was 45 lb how much do you think this is going to cost and I'm not just going to ditch it somewhere in the store cuz it's
22:16
Speaker A
frozen oh my gosh hey B did you just pee in the pool just just a little bit did did you pe in the pool yeah said of curiosity did you pee in the pool today yep any chance did you pee in the pool
22:39
Speaker A
yeah did you be in the pool today yeah hey I have a quick question about the men you please the men I please are none of your business there so is this the coolest decoration you have ever seen that is so
22:59
Speaker A
cool I want to I want to be that cool what is this let's go that is so coolu [Music] all right my turn what do we got y'all ready do it please here we go movie movie uh stupid crazy crazy crazy yes uh
23:46
Speaker A
money cash you just got paid you're rich rich rich what crazy Rich uh there's one more word crazy r people give us something yeah dude give us another clue uh karate kung fu kung Fu Panda Karate Kid Karate
24:11
Speaker A
Kid come on do something else hurry up yeah be specific Asians oh oh dude you can't do that I didn't want to do it you made me do it how you not get Asians you idiots idiots there's only one word one word
24:33
Speaker A
that comes after crazy and Rich God don't look at me like I'm racist I mean the karate hands were like halfway there anyway so he's got to put the two dots in the O though that there a child coming
25:00
Speaker A
boot no come on do the dots do the [Music] dots little kids like I don't know if that's a boy or a girl though that's your future husband there my [Music] one what's going on why around certified voice certified
25:45
Speaker A
ch ch yeah bite them up ch ch I'mma do my stuff roll my bike into a ditch need a tire trying to stri a [Music] they not like us they not like us they not like us and now you're trying to
26:05
Speaker A
give me a toy to play with you and you didn't even let me dry you off completely you know you need to get blow dry I'm passing the phone to somebody who has a bigger double chin than me
26:38
Speaker A
this is how my brother pays for parking I'm out of court as kid you should I just leave a park set for the parking guy you know what they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away but an apple
26:52
Speaker A
sometimes that's that's pretty good too a come here come here hi [Laughter] buddy I'd like to check in please oh my God where did you come from there [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] yes [Music] yeah yeah yeah wait a minute get how you
28:09
Speaker A
live it 10 when we on business I'm a big stepper stepper cuz Okay wow product of your ever is so good I'm sorry what is your name as a group The Click Click or click [Music] click nice hey guys uh I'm in New York
28:46
Speaker A
City right now uh and this woman just came up to me and she went I don't like your shirt and I went why and she goes cuz it has a butterfly on it and I just say okay and then she proceeds to headbutt
29:01
Speaker A
me in the face and then runs away uh yes so now I have this it's going great imagine getting HW Tua from the Haw Tua girl while watching The Talk Tua podcast all right Caleb we're going to be seeing whose fingers are faster okay
29:19
Speaker A
all right you go first go m M was pretty good that good that was pretty good H yeah my turn what the hell Anda how'd you get that hard Andrew what the hell how'd you do that I win I'm just saying if I was the other
29:56
Speaker A
letters of the alphabet I would be jealous of LM op imagine being W they didn't even you didn't even get your own name they said u v w I don't know like you basically just got fat shamed and
30:07
Speaker A
listen to the song what do you get W no one wants to be around you meanwhile ele they got a whole group going and you know em and and our best friend y'all I have this fry keychain and it's just
30:19
Speaker A
like two fries and whenever I get McDonald's ew ew ew like it looks literally so accurate once I went to the MoMA and the guy was like you got to take the loose fries out of your purse look that's my
30:35
Speaker A
keychain when I grow up I want to be a painter get the brush dip it into paint paint the wall when I grow up I want to be a gym teacher go to the right go to the left go down go
30:49
Speaker A
up all right all together now when I grow up I want to be a pink teacher go to right go to the left go theall go up when I grow up I want to be a PE teacher go to the right go to the left go go up
31:09
Speaker A
okay now go fast this time when I grow up I want to be a PE teacher go to the r go up when iow up I want to be a pacher go to the when I up I want to be
31:25
Speaker A
AER when when I gr up I want to be AER go to the where are you the left I just went go down go up where are are you still here [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] by artist toold to have last name
32:39
Speaker A
the trick is you don't say the word you just do the tone [Music] watch false this is the trick [Music] [Applause] [Music] what is that what is that what is that what is that what is that what is that
33:18
Speaker A
what is that what is that what you think what is that what is that what is that what is that oh my God oh my God oh my God so sorry I scared you I'm so sorry I scared you I'm so sorry please come to
33:35
Speaker A
me I'm so sorry I'm so sorry oh my God oh my God no no I'm scared you I'm so sorry he been he been running I'm so scared I scared you oh my god J can you twerk all right without any
34:06
Speaker A
Ado oh my God can you take a video of me yeah oh my God slay can you take a video of me yeah wait M I love you m today is a very very big day no don't worry we're not going to Ohio but
34:34
Speaker A
today is your very first day of school and you got to go okay well get ready MV M MV don't look at me like that MV you're going to be late for bug class it says fragile it must be
35:03
Speaker A
Italian it must be Italian where's it from the UPS guy couldn't tell me who where it was from it was like I couldn't understand it final gift Pet Memorial center oh that's sad that's sad yeah you supposed to have a
35:27
Speaker A
sign so we're coming home and Daisy sees us but she doesn't realize we're behind her hi Daisy Daisy hiy you got to come here Daisy come here Daisy Daisy come here hi come here you got to turn hi no jzy come
36:02
Speaker A
here there you go hi girl no hi you're coming home with me [ __ ] I found this dry racee Planner on Amazon and I thought it was normal until I zoomed in whoever this woman is has the craziest lifestyle I have ever seen
36:36
Speaker A
let's start with her schedule for today 7:00 a.m. take a show Ren 8:00 a.m. take unella 9:00 a.m. eat nefast and then 10:00 a.m. go to sleep I know she's only been awake for 3 hours but when you take
36:49
Speaker A
a showrun and unella back to back you got to take a nap for an hour 11:00 have a meeting 12:00 noon sleep by no every day you should be on your second nap 1 p.m. feed stray cats and then she's good
37:03
Speaker A
I guess now on her to-do list which is separate from her schedule she also has to get up and remember with the amount of naps she has she kind of has to remind herself this St to work eat lunch
37:15
Speaker A
have din with Min pite go to wonk and pipan fawn meeting minite is flexible you can sort of show up at his house to have dinner whenever but wait all of that stuff was actually optional because it wasn't on must get done today on
37:28
Speaker A
muset done today she has running push-ups jump ropes sit-ups fitness workouts and if you think all of that stuff should count under fitness workouts then clearly you're not the athlete she is she's also planned out everything she's going to eat for the
37:39
Speaker A
day including one fragrant pair and if that doesn't seem like enough food for one day don't worry because tomorrow for bfast she will be eating 1,234 567 chicken switches you know what they say about chicken sues you can't
37:54
Speaker A
have just 1,234 566 and anyway what did we learn from all this what were her achievements for today very good I'm very satisfied oh and what is she grateful for nothing the only part of her schedule left blank is gratitude she's
38:11
Speaker A
satisfied but not grateful what is this job and where can I apply he wanted me to show y'all that he's a firefighter okay can you record me y why are you recording me stop what come back you're here to me
38:38
Speaker A
a 13-year-old boy when I tell y'all my mom be making the most interesting things you would have thought this was a waffle right it's not and mind you look at what's inside mac and cheese and chicken like are you
39:05
Speaker A
kidding me I know this is about to be fire hey did you see what I sent you no I'm charging my phone me [Music] cheers look at those layers excuse me ma'am if you're could have an exorcism in our drive-thru do
40:15
Speaker A
you mind just pulling forward so we can help the person in line behind you are you thieving again I thought we broke you of that what did you take from the restaurant nothing where's your purse in right there check it I want to see
40:34
Speaker A
because I thought we broke you of this what what's this what is this who did that oh okay yeah okay I didn't do that I swear to God I didn't do it we're taking you back I did not do that Tim
40:56
Speaker A
did it I my purse was right I did not do that you Dy off on this did you I did not do that did you see her take anything [Music] Bastard Hey Y'all this is me and my mom ready it needs to do a f
41:32
Speaker A
okay yes [ __ ] okay D it's your first time trying Texas roadh house roll I don't get why everyone's staring at me but we need to know video him trying of bread like ain't never tried bread before you can't
41:55
Speaker A
just dip that's not just your butter it is now you need a little bit more more that looks good oh yeah it sniffs good it's a good sing one it's all in your mustache oh bro you got to try this that's legit
42:22
Speaker A
like that's one of the best rolls I've ever had in my life have you tried your yeah it's took a bite what' you think it's delicious this is the last one bro bring more around are these endless what do I have to pay any more
42:37
Speaker A
for more rolls okay let's go roll for everybody on me on me okay I'm KLA Harris and today I'll be showing you my old John wow yeah Mickey D we all love a Whopper did you work at this location no
43:04
Speaker A
but it's still signifies one or three Americans will work at McDonald's at least once in their life it is America okay let's go get a whoer something yeah what do you like extra onion I I like some fries oh my God it smells like
43:20
Speaker A
home they didn't have these when I when I wor I don't know how this works I don't like that at all under my rule there' be no more of that remixes that should be illegal go go go [Music]
43:47
Speaker A
go head so good she she ride it like a she so mean she a mean f please please you want to guess the color of my [Music] ja yo P me up a double and I want to go no one's going to know this go one
44:18
Speaker A
here comes the two to the three to the sh be watching this all right you ready say Shelby [Music] Shelby what you think about that a mommy mommy yes Mommy no what's that no it's a gra that's an
44:53
Speaker A
olive olive olive good Shelby Shelby say Mommy Mommy yeah my name is Mama I've never been so proud for you to be my boy he canot call me Shelby he can't go around saying Shelby why' you do that well you know I
45:18
Speaker A
just made me happy I hard at you in here yeah and he said shabby I said sh Shelby he went Shelby his eyes didn't get as wide as yours do though I don't know genetics are wild say Dyan I'm dad say
45:46
Speaker A
deal Shelby this is such a bad habit to be teaching our kids yeah I get it's a bad habit but it's hilarious I I that a big one I who you're going to sneeze right out of my lap maybe he just
46:08
Speaker A
he didn't learn to just call you that maybe he just says whatever we say he does exactly can you say versatile versatile say versatile was that it I think you said it think you sure yeah I'm posi you're a
46:29
Speaker A
genius can you say genius yeah he is a genius we knew it we knew it from day one are you all all right no you're all all left all right just stop you're all Al left hey stop do you
46:55
Speaker A
get it yes I cuz okay damn what's up baby whoa don't touch me I am married a ring ain't never sto nobody well what's stopping this I mean damn you trying to talk to my cousin too she was trying to talk to you
47:11
Speaker A
yeah well we could keep it all in the family no we can't we ain't doing that all right let's see who does it better all you got to do is Blink okay hey I'm not bad at this okay
47:24
Speaker A
okay you got to Blink you got it's not oh my God you're just a killer and then you be that guy not awful all right okay that one's pretty I mean that's not awful would you still love me if I what
47:52
Speaker A
I can't believe she's dead who's dead what do have kn I could have been naked that would be disgusting not trying to be rid or anything have you just been for a walk why cuz you got cat on your
48:11
Speaker A
face oh I know the T have even Rod up the around that's what you've done you've fallen in the tar no I haven't what's wrong with it then you got some disease yeah you're dying it's called you're not very nice any I can't
48:27
Speaker A
face did you not do you not hear me calling you to come down I'd asked you to come down make sandwiches and butter we SC 7:00 yeah but I have good visitors down there what have visitors visitors who Irish people they come around
48:43
Speaker A
tonight to watch awake and um I want you to come down make me sandwiches and do the we host but I'm not a hostess I can't go down looking like this no you need to come down I can't watch that
48:56
Speaker A
your face it won't come it's not it won't come off oh my God I'm left with you feel like this for the rest of my life every time I open the door those eyes staring at me scaring the bloody T out of me I I
49:10
Speaker A
need like another half an hour for like sat in then I feel it why what are you making concrete yeah gee where is pal there's something seriously wrong with you other people they just wash their face whereas you just go outside lie on
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Speaker A
the tower R then make a reface clean come on you're supposed to I can sand I I can't do everything I cannot do everything anyway what told me you had guests and anyway you have to make me sand don't be Irish
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Speaker A
like the legy sandwich and a cake and a bun and um we cup of tea and on a tray and women can do anything that men can do prove me wrong for all the time oh
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