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As she was doing this, a boy named Jaden went up behind her and stuck his pencil that he recently sharpened into her.
Episode 79 of Classroom Horror Stories features a shocking classroom stabbing and disturbing pet massacre, with humorous commentary and community interaction.
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Key Takeaways
- Classroom horror stories can be both shocking and darkly humorous.
- Viewer engagement is a significant part of the show's dynamic.
- The host uses humor to cope with and present disturbing content.
- Community interaction includes both supportive and antagonistic comments.
- The series blends real-life anecdotes with comedic commentary.
What the video covers
- The episode opens with a disturbing story about a boy named Jaden stabbing a girl with a sharpened pencil during a Michael Jackson history lesson.
- The host discusses a new segment called 'Comments That Piss Me Off' and addresses the increasing volume of negative comments.
- A challenge is announced: if the channel reaches 1 million subscribers by September 1st, the host will dress as the Lorax for an episode.
- The host promotes his podcast 'No One Asked for This' and merchandise available via the video description.
- Viewer comments are read and humorously critiqued, highlighting the playful but antagonistic relationship with the audience.
- The main classroom horror story continues with details about the stabbing incident and the indifferent behavior of the perpetrator.
- Another story involves a class pet chicken being brutally killed by a student named Samuel, with security footage evidence.
- The host reacts with disbelief and dark humor to the violent and bizarre events described by viewers.
- Throughout the episode, the host maintains a sarcastic and self-deprecating tone, balancing horror with comedy.
- The episode ends with a call to viewers to comment and engage with the content.
Chapters
- 00:00Opening Story: Pencil Stabbing Incident
- 01:14Comments That Piss Me Off Segment
- 02:34Subscriber Challenge Announcement
- 03:21Housekeeping: Podcast and Merch Promotion
- 04:30Reading and Reacting to Viewer Comments
- 06:41Classroom Horror Story: Michael Jackson Lesson Stabbing
- 07:56Details on the Stabbing and Perpetrator's Behavior
- 09:11Class Pet Chicken Massacre Story
- 10:58Host's Reactions and Closing Remarks
Full Transcript — Download SRT & Markdown
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Alec landed first in gym shorts onto a sharpened piece of... What happened to the goddamn chicken?
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Chicken. What's going on, you beauties? You're back, which means you didn't start taking the medication I recommended to you.
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So, that's a conversation for a later date, I guess. I think we need to have a quick conversation because I've
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recently started a segment of this series called Comments That Piss Me Off. And recently, you guys have been taking that to a level that I was not ready for. So, I... you know how I said in last videos that, uh, I want you guys to
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go post insane things in the comments that piss me off? Let's not do that anymore.
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Because at first it was like a handful of comments that were like, "You look like the Lorax if he was a fat, disgusting person." And now it's like that times 2,000 per episode of Classroom Horror Stories. And, uh, it's becoming a little too easy to
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find pictures for that segment. So listen, episode 79, we're about to be at episode 80. You have watched almost 80 hours about... Yeah, they bounce between like 20 and 30 minutes. So, you've watched about 40 hours of my dumb
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on this show. Does that make you feel good? Is that like an uplifting thing for you? Do you appreciate that statistic or does that make you also feel sad? Right? 'Cause for me, I'm like, why would anyone ever want to see 40
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hours of my face? And then I realized that you guys follow me. So, you do decide to do this? Yeah. I did want to bring up a bet that somebody made on Twitch the other night that I think
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would actually be a lot of fun. So, we're going to play around with it. And for all you clippers of the world, let's see what you got.
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Somebody said that if I hit a million subscribers on YouTube by the beginning of September, I have to do an episode of Classroom Horror Stories dressed as the Lorax. And you know what? Deal. There's a part of me that wants to see how
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powerful you all are. Let's see what you can do. Okay. You have until September 1st at, uh, 12:01 a.m. I can do math. I know how to use clocks. Don't talk to me. Quick housekeeping. First and foremost, if you
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like this series, you're going to love the podcast. I have a lot of fun guests on. We talk about honestly, it's a little more of a feel-good than this.
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This is a feel bad, right? You know how you watch like a feel-good show. This is a feel bad show. This is like one of those shows that like reminds you that your life's not that bad comparatively.
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The podcast is a little bit more of a feel-good, but I think you might like it.
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So, go check that out. The No One Asked for This podcast drops on Sundays at 5:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time. Second order of business, if you want any of the merchandise that I make, including the mug, the hoodie, the crew neck, grab
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them while they're there. You guys have been like rabid dogs the past couple of months. So, if there's something left there, the link is in the description.
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What was the last thing I was going to say? I'm very ADHD today. Oh, subscribe.
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Subscribe, like the video, comment something funny and something nice. Comment something nice and send it to a couple of friends so they can feel the, uh, the pain and agony of this as well.
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All right. Well, begrudgingly, you want to see some comments that piss me off? Comments piss me off.
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All right. This first one comes from underground hamster. I hate the name. I feel like the comment's not going to be any better. I can't tell what's going to go first, Mr. Clean's sanity or his hairline? Probably the sanity. I'm
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assuming I'm Mr. Clean in this situation, but I'm pretty sure that my sanity is going to go first. Hairline's going to be just right behind it. Thank you for that. Okay, this next one is from Chang Bins's left pinky toe. I got
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to start looking over these names before I just throw these in the video. As I look into the night sky here in Germany, all I see is Mr. Jay's gorgeous shiny forehead. Have I told you recently I don't like you guys? We don't have a
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friendly relationship. This is, this is not a happy relationship for us. This is you bullying me and verbally accosting me and me just punching my way through life. So all the way from Germany. Actually, I know a little bit of
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German. Vettes. That means what's up, I think. And if it means something really bad, just pretend you didn't even hear it. All right, this next one. Oh, this next one's from Brinley loves Freya.
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Brinley's in the Twitch streams all the time. Brinley said, "I started falling asleep to this. It's so good." No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You gotta, you gotta understand what you just said. Two things pop into my mind. It's
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either one, you fell asleep 'cause this is boring, which wouldn't make any sense 'cause I can't, I get shaky after these episodes, or two, you fall asleep because you find this calming. Both mean you're probably hiding people in a
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basement somewhere. That's a crazy thing to say. No one falls asleep during this. You're no better than the people who are like, "Yeah, I like to eat spaghetti and meatballs while I watch Classroom Horror Stories." No, you don't. What are you
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talking about? Eating while you watch this is the... No, it's like watching Fear Factor and eating. You don't do it.
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Okay, you and Joe Rogan, you don't do it. All right, you're acting weird, Brinley. You're being weird. I hate that segment. I don't like any segments in this. There's nothing about this series that makes me feel chipper, but, uh, we're
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going to roll with it. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 79 of Classroom Horror Stories. Let's run it.
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All right, this first one is called the Michael Jackson history lesson. Yeah, you, you covering your hand, Carter. Me, too. Okay, Carter.
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Immediately Carter goes, "That's what the correct normal person response." When you have the brain of a normal person, that's the correct response.
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Hello, Mr. J/Lorax. This is my therapy, so I thank you. It's not, and it never has been. My name is Evelyn. At the time, I live in Wyoming. I was in third grade currently and had a great class,
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but there were many mischief kids that I personally found annoying. There are a few kids that I don't find annoying, so we're on the same page. One day, my teacher, Miss M, was teaching us about Michael Jackson history. Is this in your
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curriculum? Is like Michael Jackson's biography part of your curriculum? That's kind of sick.
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Honestly, I'd go to your school. A girl named Ashley got up to get a drink of water from the water fountain in our classroom. As she was doing this, a boy named Jaden went up behind her and stuck
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his Dr. Seuss pencil that he recently sharpened into her neck. Okay. Why did he do it during the Michael Jackson lesson?
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Why? Why was this his plan of attack? Okay, wait. Let's find out. Miss M got up from her Michael Jackson lesson and called 911 immediately. You're insisting on pointing out that this was during a Michael Jackson lesson is kind of weird,
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right? It's a little... It's... It's a little weird. Okay. There's a stabbing happening. And you're just fixated on like the Jackson 5 part of this lesson.
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I don't... I don't understand it. Was she like playing the music in the back? Oh my god. ABC. Ah, it's easy. No. She got up from her Michael Jackson lesson and called 911 immediately. We were just sitting there waiting for an ambulance.
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Everyone was crying and Jaden was just playing with his fidget spinner and he looked like he didn't care about Ashley at all. Wait, back up. Here's the chronology, right?
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Miss M is playing the Jackson 5 theme songs, right? This girl gets up to get water and she got stabbed in the neck with a Dr. Seuss pencil. Weird addition, weird detail. And then the kids sat back
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down and started playing with a fidget spinner. This is the part of someone's life where someone should have sat down and been like, "This is someone who should be stopped, right," and looked int...
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If he stabs somebody with a Dr. Sue's pencil while ABC by the Jackson 5 is playing. He's got psychological issues.
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He needs to be kept somewhere. Oh my god. I was mad about this because me and Ashley were friends. So, I went up to him because I was really angry and knocked him in the nose. Oh, now all the
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third graders are just rampaging with each other. Okay. Well, you stuck up for your friend. You could have been a better friend by like, I don't know, covering the wound, maybe taking the specifically Dr. Seuss pencil out of her
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windpipe. But yeah, go ahead. Add to the situation for Miss M. Now she has a kid with a broken nose and a girl with a pencil in her neck. This is insane. I'd quit the next day. Now, this was towards
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the end of the year, so I have no idea what happened to Ashley on whether she was just in the hospital and transferred to schools or something else that's a little bit sadder.
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Hold up. You don't know what happened to her? So, you're saying that it's completely realistic that she died from this neck stabbing and we're just going to walk that off like she stubbed her toe? What? Oh my god. You guys have this
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tendency to be like, "Yeah, and then my teacher exploded." And then just end the story. Why do you do that thing? Oh my god. Okay. I also have no idea what happened to Jaden, but he was also never
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seen again at my school, so no one really cares about what happened to him.
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I do. What if he's my neighbor? What do you mean you don't care what happened to him? We need to keep track of people like this. Wait a goddamn minute. Also, 2 weeks after this incident, Miss M passed away over the weekend from
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something that my mom would not tell me about. I have a guess. Holy. What is this story? This is the first story. I didn't read it all the way through. I SHOULD HAVE.
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OH MAN, WHY IS EVERYONE DYING? Oh my god. Okay, let's let's land the plane on this. I had a very interesting third grade year. That would have been my last year of school. I would I would have been a lone wolf after that. I hope your
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pillow is cold tonight and I hope you don't lose all your hair. That's awful.
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Goodbye, Mr. J. You look like the less bald version of my dad, by the way.
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That whole story kind of ruined 2026 for me. I think. Oh my god. If that's the start of this episode. Oh my Christ. I don't think there's really anything we need to dig in with that because we know
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every single detail from what was playing in the classroom to what was put through what's her name? Ashley's neck.
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Oh my god. Someone find Jaden. Figure out what he's up to because I bet he has people who need to come out of his basement. That is a terrifying You got to You got to look into these people.
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Okay. We can't just Oh, out of sight, out of mind. Yeah. till he's at your door. No. Oh my god. Okay, next.
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This next one is called the bridge challenge. Dear Mr. Speaker for the treats. As if speaker for the trees wasn't enough. You made it speaker for the treats. You're an Jesus Christ. My name is Bridget and I live in London. Oh Oh, I don't
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want to do the global dance right now. Global dance. Global dance. Yeah, I hate this whole series. Stop laughing. Okay, that was way easier to do when I was in my apartment alone and not with another adult man. My name is Bridget. I live in
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London Global Dance. Now, I already did. When I was in middle school, my physics teacher had an idea for a project that we could do in class. We would each be given 20 rulers, and we would use the
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rulers and some glue to make a bridge. The goal was to use the lessons from physics to make the strongest bridge.
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This is sick. This is actually a real upper. I know it's going to be bad soon.
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He told us that in the past, students of his made bridges that could hold over 100 textbooks that weighed about 20 lbs each. So, the stakes were high. God damn. We all started building and we had 2 weeks of class time to work on this.
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You had 2 weeks worth of class time to just make a bridge out of rulers. That's insane. They let that happen. Two entire weeks of lesson time to make a bridge.
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Hey, listen. Maybe I just went to a school that didn't care about letting me do fun things, but that's nuts. Anywhere that I taught, if I tried to do that, I would be fired and jumped by the administration. After we finished, each
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student took turns testing their bridge. One kid named Alec was being rude to people because his bridge only held two books. He was embarrassed and taking it out on the other students. Eventually, we made it to the end and my bridge held
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89 books. God damn. Good for you. I didn't break the record, but I was very proud of myself. Alec was upset that I won and he decided that he was going to try to walk across my bridge and stomp
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on it trying to break it. That's a dick move. He ran up so fast that no one could stop him and he jumped on the bridge and started stomping. The bridge started to shift and snapped to the side. Alec fell sideways in a sitting
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position. What a vulnerable sentence. The bridge started falling apart and there were many pieces of snapped rulers sticking up. Alec landed first in gym shorts onto a sharpened piece of broken ruler.
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OH MY GOD. OH MAN. HE deserves it. But oh man, this is proof that karma is real. If you're an ass, you're going to get a snapped ruler in your ass.
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Apparently, that's how karma works. An eye for an eye. Alec, you deserve this. I hope you still can't sit. He let out a squeal that I still hear to this day. He sounded like an angry pig. I would have
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hit octaves that have not been discovered yet. Let me tell you. Let me tell you right now. Oh, I would have sang opera. When the teacher helped him up to get him to the nurse, the broken ruler was still lodged in his cheek and
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it was bleeding down his leg. Oh, that's a sight for sore eyes. God damn. I'd have to move somewhere far. I couldn't be bleedy ass dude. Couldn't do it.
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Couldn't be that guy. From what we heard, the ruler stabbed five inches into his ass cheek.
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Oh man. Better hope you don't have to poop today, ALEC. OH BOY. OH, THAT'S AWFUL. Your toilet's going to look like freaking Chef Boy RD. God damn. It damaged nerves and needed over 100 stitches within his ass cheek to fix it.
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Ever since then, whenever Alec comes into the room, students would start singing London Bridges Falling DOWN TO PISS HIM OFF. WOO!
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THAT'S AWESOME. WAIT A MINUTE. That's the best thing I've ever heard in my whole life. Oh, I'd hate to be this kid.
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And you know what? It's probably not his fault, but he did it to himself. You know, whatever made him this like little disgruntled is is not his fault.
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But you're here now. You're learning. I bet you won't ever step on a bridge again. I hope you feel every ounce of pain that Alex felt that day. I want that for you. Love, Bridget. What the hell does that mean? YOU WANT THAT FOR
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ME? What is wrong with the people who watch this show? YOU ARE PSYCHOTIC. OKAY, if any of you laughed at that, the end of that story, you are as bad as Bridget. You all have issues, okay? And they can be fixed, but you don't want
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them to be fixed. You know that song by JCole? Don't save her. She doesn't want to be saved. That's you. He was writing about you. I'm going to lose my voice.
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God damn it. All right. Next. All right. Last story. Last story is called Chicken. Oh man, the titles are never good. You know, the first one was Michael Jackson history lesson. Had nothing to do with Michael Jackson.
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Thank you for that. I hope this has nothing to do with a real chicken cuz this is a classroom horror story series.
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Who knows? You know, you never know what you're going to get on Classroom Horror Stories, right? Dear Orange Chubster.
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Dude, what the hell did I do to these kids? I did nothing. I I literally I have done nothing to you. My name is Danny and when I was in 8th grade, I was going to school at a private small
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school outside of Chicago, Illinois. Cool. My teacher's name was Miss Hartford. Was maybe at that grade. I don't know. Who knows what happens to Miss Hartford? Chicken plucks her to death. Let's find out. and she was very well known in the school for being the
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best teacher there. She was a biology teacher and always went out of her way to teach the kids in the most hands-on way that she could. Interesting wording, but okay. Because of it, this reputation and after asking many times, Miss
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Hartford was allowed to get a class pet for her and the kids. When she got permission to have a class pet, she decided that she wanted to get a chicken to teach the students about farming principles, the biology of laying an
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egg, and just general care of an animal. Yeah. I mean I mean that's cool, right?
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Like that's actually kind of awesome. That kind of rocks. You wouldn't be writing if it continued rocking, but that's kind of a cool thing to do, right? Okay, let's see. Let's see. Let's see how you make this bad. Let's see.
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Let's see what you do to make this a nightmare. The entire class of students and honestly the entire school loved the idea and they were really happy about it. It was great until November 13th.
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You know the date? This happened when you were in eighth grade and you remember the date? This is going to be bad. Also, if the school year started in September, they were able to get an entire chicken as a class pet in the
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first two and a half months of school. It's kind of wild, right? That's a quick decision to be made by school administrators. On November 13th, our class went out to the chicken enclosure to do our routine weekly cleaning and
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observing of whether or not the chicken had laid any eggs. When we went out there, we saw an absolute bloody mess.
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The chicken was destroyed, ripped into pieces. At first, we had thought an animal got in and killed the chicken.
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That's where my mind went to. What happened to the goddamn chicken? But on the ground next to the chicken, we saw scissors from Miss Hartford's classroom.
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No. No. I literally warned you about this at the first story. When the kid starts killing animals, you got to look into it. Oh my god. Wait a minute. The school had to investigate the situation.
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They checked the security cameras. They found a video of one of Miss Hartford's students named Samuel. Samuel entered the enclosure after school had ended and he stabbed the chicken 115 times in 2 minutes.
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How is there even enough surface area on a chicken to stab it 115 times? 115 times in 2 minutes.
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Yeah, doable, right? Maybe doable. That was like 4 seconds. I got like five stabs in. Damn, Samuel has stamina.
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That's insane. 115 is violent. Oh man, this was in He planned this. This is first degree right now. He was sat down by the school administrators, some police officers, and his parents, and he was asked why he did it. Smiling, he
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said, "I wanted to watch it die." Thumbs down is correct, Carter. Thumbs down is correct. What in the world? This kid still exists on the planet. Wait, Samuel obviously got expelled and I'm pretty sure he's in jail now. I hope
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this story made your round belly ache. Wow. Insult added to injury. The only positive of this entire episode is that Samuel is potentially in jail. Listen, I'm not the type to be like any kid who has any issue needs to get silenced and
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sent to jail. You throw him in the street. No. When you're stabbing a chicken 115 times in 2 minutes, that's like that's like dumber level statistics, okay? You're doing too much.
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It's important to me that you know that. All right. Well, uh just a loving reminder, you didn't have to watch this.
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You literally could have done so many other things with this time and you're never going to get it back. Remember that. So, I want you to think think close with me right now. Do you really want episode 80 of this or do you think
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you want episode 80 of this? Do you love this series or do you love the idea of this series? Does this actually help you become a better person or does it kind of solidify everything that you know is
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terrifying about yourself? Because if you laughed at any of this or enjoyed this, we got to have a talk. Not unlike the talk with Samuel. It's getting out of hand. Okay. Oh my god. All right.
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Well, go in the comments. Let me know if you want another episode because I genuinely can't understand why anybody would ever want another episode after that. If you want more of this after these stories, we got an issue. So, go
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state your claim in the comments. Explain to me why you want more of this.
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Check out the No One Asked For This podcast every Sunday at 5:00 p. p.m.
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Eastern Standard Time on YouTube and on Spotify. Go grab yourself some merch. Subscribe. Share the video. Remember, if we hit a million subscribers by September 1st, we're doing a Lorax episode. And you know what? I might make it an extended episode just to sweeten
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the pot. So, let's see what you got. Actually, I don't want to see what you got. Do a bad job cuz I don't want to wear that godforsaken suit. It's been a minute. The thing's so uncomfortable.
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And then Carter has to see me in the Lorax suit. I can't risk that. Stop it with your thumbs up, thumbs down. Have whatever kind of day you can have after watching this. I'll see you guys for probably episode 80. Bye. Whating
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chicken has the surface area to be stabbed 115 times?
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