Speaker A
In the 1950s, Stalin is walking through the streets of Moscow. While looking around, he doesn't notice a pond and falls into it. Just before he drowns, a Russian man saves him. After catching his breath, Stalin says, "You saved my life, comrade. Ask anything you want from me." After getting over the shock that he just saved Stalin, the man replies, "I want two things, comrade Stalin. First, I want 1 million rubles." "That's no problem, comrade. What's your second wish?" The man lowers his voice, leaning closer, and quietly says, "Comrade Stalin, just don't tell anyone that I saved your life."











