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Yeah, so look, we're married. We're married. We're married. Woah, what? [laughter] This is what it was like to work at Smosh before April 1st, 2024.
Celebrate two years of marriage with Shourtney's funniest and sweetest moments, featuring stories, laughs, and playful banter.
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Key Takeaways
- Marriage is celebrated through humor, candid stories, and genuine connection.
- Open communication and playful teasing strengthen relationships.
- Friendship and platonic bonds are valued alongside romantic love.
- Shared experiences at work and home create lasting memories.
- Pop culture and everyday life blend to enrich their storytelling.
What the video covers
- Shourtney and co-hosts share humorous and heartfelt moments from their marriage and work life at Smosh.
- They recount awkward teenage crush stories and the importance of platonic friendships.
- The video features playful debates about feeding cats, sauces, and quirky couple habits.
- They engage in lighthearted banter, including throwing a poof and joking about relationship dynamics.
- Discussions include hypothetical scenarios like deserted island companions and favorite foods.
- The hosts reminisce about memorable days, proud moments, and inside jokes.
- There are references to pop culture figures like Florence Pugh and Donald Glover.
- The video includes spontaneous laughter, teasing, and affectionate exchanges.
- They share personal anecdotes about friendship, love, and navigating relationships.
- The overall tone is warm, comedic, and celebratory of their two-year marriage milestone.
Chapters
- 00:00Introduction & Married Life at Smosh
- 01:15Teenage Crush and Friendship Stories
- 02:11Platonic Pancakes and Feeding Cats Debate
- 04:04Sauce Preferences and Playful Arguments
- 05:08Throwing a Poof & Night Out Hypotheticals
- 07:17Roblox Thrift Store & Deserted Island Choice
- 08:58Compliments, Tongue Twisters & Accusations
- 11:22Memories, Proud Moments & Wrap-Up
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[laughter] Great video, guys. Great job, co-workers. Good job, co-workers. Great job, platonic co-workers. Yes.
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Great job, co-worker. [laughter] If you tell anyone about this [laughter] we'll ruin you. Also, another thought I had that I told Angela is when the power goes out in a room, when I was a teenager if that
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happened, I would immediately think of which boy I would make out with in the room.
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[laughter] Who are you thinking? [laughter] Oh, no, it makes me want to tell the breakfast story.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was feeling feelings for this guy, but we were friends and I was so
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worried that he was disgusted and weirded out by me. Like, I was so worried that he was uncomfortable, that maybe he could tell I was into him.
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So I literally asked him to go to breakfast just to tell him like, "You know we're friends, right?" [laughter] Like, I literally took him to breakfast to make sure he didn't think that I liked him.
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[laughter] It was a long time ago. And I remember being like, "Oh, does she think I hate her? Like, what vibes am I giving off? Does she—" I was the sweetest.
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It was a different time. It was very funny. Yeah, no, I was so afraid of losing a friend that I was like, "You're like, 'I don't have any feelings.
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Just want you to know.'" It's kind of like, even though you never asked, I just want you to know. I'm not—We're just friends.
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I'm not in love with you. [laughter] These pancakes are great. Yeah. Anyways, these pancakes are really good for people who are not in love.
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Yeah, these are like good platonic pancakes.
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[laughter] Guys, it's time to get our pancakes out. It's time for our final Reddit story of 2024. Get the pancakes out.
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[screaming] I have to read, unfortunately, [laughter] but here, we can just set them here for decorative effect. Oh my god, this is beautiful.
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Yeah, she's just—this really is—it's so nerve-wracking. I know Angel has won both times. She was on the edge.
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That's true. [laughter] Wow, that's crazy. Hi Shane. [music] Hey. Can I just say my husband?
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[laughter] Oh, wow. Did you feed the cats this morning since I fed them last night? I fed them last night.
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No, I definitely fed them last night. No, I 100% fed them last night. I fed them the past couple nights. I fed—Are you just—Are you just saying you can't just say poop as an argument? You can't just say
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poop at me. I know about this. [laughter] This really happened. This I know. [laughter] I'm a sauce man, right? I love a good sauce.
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No, you don't. Yes, I do. You don't put anything on your hot dog. I absolutely will. Stop fighting.
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You know it's not true. [screaming] I am happy without sauce. You never dip your food in anything. [laughter] You don't get to say anything. That's not true. I use barbecue sauce. I use barbecue sauce.
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Can I go to my room?
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I love a sauce, but if I'm lazy enough, if I'm in the right situation, I will eat things—I will raw dog it. Or you ask for multiple sauces and they only give you one. Oh god, I hate that.
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But you don't even order sauces. I do for chicken nuggets.
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[laughter] Please. No update. What the—It was posted yesterday. [laughter] Why is he doing this to us?
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Did this [laughter] to us. Can't believe he did this to—Go look at the account right now.
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Caught me off guard. [laughter] That was really funny. I've never done that to him before, ever. I just wanted to do it.
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Our audio-only listeners—No, that [laughter] sounded awful. It was a big fun. Um, you just took him out.
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Who are just listening to this and not without video, uh, Courtney threw the poof at my husband.
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She threw a poof at me and it made me poof. Am I the [expletive] for throwing a poof at my husband? No, not the [expletive]. Yeah, not the [expletive]. Um, if we were to go
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on a night on the town, a big city, where would you like to go?
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[laughter] [laughter] I've got this strategy. Wait, [laughter] did you see his telepathy? [laughter] Talking to the slinky?
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Can you imagine, dude? Such a funny visual. That's the best moment of my life. [laughter] It's amazing that I don't get the ick somehow, you know? Like, I really—That's hilarious.
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This is now—It's not Freddy's. Okay, so this is the flashback where it's Freddy's.
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[laughter] It's a hoodie. Werewolves wake up and look for other werewolves. If there is only one werewolf—Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What the heck? I mean, but why? Why can't we—What do we get? What do we get?
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If you want a cowboy hat, you got to bite the bit. That's right.
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I've been using an accent. I've just been calling her mom. Hey, hey, hey. She got the hot dog. Oh my god. [screaming] All right.
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All right. Florence Pugh, Donald Glover, and Shane Topp. That's awkward, dude. That's weird. [laughter] I thought you said no YouTubers, man. I look—He's on the Goldbergs. Uh, okay.
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Uh, I think this is Courtney, um, because of Florence Pugh. [laughter] It's—yeah, it's Courtney. Um, no, truthfully, whenever Florence Pugh is like on screen or like referenced, Courtney [music]
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turns into that wolf from the Looney Tunes cartoons.
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[clears throat] It's—it's—there's a barking sound. There it is. [applause] All right. There needs to be a thrift store for Roblox-shaped people so that I can—Squares only. I don't deserve it.
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Squares only. Okay, so listen, I've been here. Let's absolutely go. I've [laughter] been down bad for a friend.
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This person is so obviously in love with me. I'm just so, so embarrassed for them. And just if that guy—I went to my grandma's house, saw a bowl of like decorative stuff, and then I went, oh yeah, no.
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Yeah. Yeah, it's better from afar. Holy [expletive]. That's intense. My mouth is a Yankee Candle store now.
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do not make out with me. No, don't ever, ever make out with me right now.
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You're saying that to the audience, [laughter] but the only two people that would do that are right here.
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Tap. Spencer, what did you write? Who would Courtney want to be on a deserted island with? So, to me the [music] answer was obvious, and then I was like, wait, is it too obvious? And then I was like, no.
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[laughter] It's Shane. It's got to be like you—you married the—the guy.
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[laughter] Uh, like, and I think even like marriage aside, I think you'd be—I think you'd be incredible on a deserted island. I [laughter] might pick Shane, too. All right, stakes are high. Courtney, are you bringing your beloved husband onto
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this deserted island, or are you bringing your third? Mhm. Well, get out of here. Here's the thing.
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[laughter] You're the full package. Whoa! You know, however, I'm legally married to this other full package. Do you think I would look better in that shirt, or what do you think?
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I'm kidding. I'm kind of rocking it. I—you are rocking it. You're rocking it.
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You're rocking it. You look great in that color. You know what? Take it off. Let's see.
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My mic is on. [laughter] It. Do you want this cool trick? It's tea. All right.
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Vitamin C. [screaming] That's impressive. I was not prepared for that. Hey. Okay, well, I'll get it. I got this. You have called me a liar every damn [expletive] city. I—I'll call you a liar every second I get. But I—you've been wrong
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every time. Look, I—I told you. I told—But don't tell me you made the Angel Loc cry. [laughter] Angel, go to your room.
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Goes [laughter] on her phone. Here's the thing. God, I want to do—No, I can't talk shop right now like that.
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Why not? Talk shop. No, no. I'm not. We can talk anything here. Look at you, a pitching machine. You got a—you got a show. Pitching.
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Now you're pitching also this stuff. [expletive] pitching [expletive]. [laughter] That's a good tongue twister. Look at this, uh, wow. That was good.
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Going to say? I just was going to say that was good. No, what were you going to say? You're going to say, look at—
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What is happening? Sorry. I was kidding. I was kidding. Okay. Okay. Okay. [laughter] But but could you But could you? I'm not kidding. Oh, oh, you're back. So sorry. So sorry. Oh, now you want to come back.
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We do. We do. We do. We got in donations. 12.9k, guys. Let's get closer and closer. Oh my god, you actually did it.
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OH. IT'S LIKE THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. It's like they love each other. Good? Is it good?
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It's good. On the second night Google it. on Shane. And he's a werewolf. And he's a werewolf. I knew it. What did I say? See your werewolf energy. Would you like to make an accusation?
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I formally accuse Shane Dawson. What was your guy's name? What was your guy's name? Shane, defend yourself.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Defend yourself.
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Okay, so Shane, you may defend yourself. Uh I should have killed Courtney. [laughter] I I really was like, Courtney is going to clock me if I don't kill her and I didn't. I'm sorry. Shane cooks for me a
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lot. I I can cook, but he likes to cook. [laughter] This is before you threw me my graduation. Mhm.
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Have you seen that video? No. Oh, it'll That'll make you cry. let her see that. No. Um All right.
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After After that move, another person is attacking me in the fruit section of the same grocery store. Chosen, you may approach.
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I'm coming for you. And then I Yeah. Oh. Oh. And then they're gone. Cain, you wish I was drawing you.
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But I'm not. IT'S A FOOTBALL PLAYER, RUDY. [laughter] YEAH. IT'S GENUINELY INCREDIBLE. [laughter] IT'S SO GOOD.
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What's suspicious that you're the minion and or you're playing an incredible game as the demon. The fact that you're really nervous, like I'm trying to turn a blind eye. I'm trying not to clock you as your as your life partner. I'm going
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to end here. What, you little [ __ ] That's smart. You You You boring [ __ ] want that high record. You boring [ __ ] You You big blonde boring [ __ ] You town bicycle.
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[snorts] You [laughter] What are you going to do, town bicycle? Like everyone rides you.
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you. Are you going to pull? Yeah. I already hit you before she got here.
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okay. thinking about Superman and how strong he was and I was [laughter] like All right.
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This This is destroying It's destroying us. All right. Are you okay? You guys Is everyone okay?
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Oh [ __ ] YOU DO? [laughter] WHAT DID YOU DO? Did you do that?
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TURN IT OFF. RESET IT. Reset it. I'm a penis. [laughter] This is awful. [laughter] I think that Spencer, this has got to be you, man. Courtney's really good at artwork, but did my wife draw me like this?
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[laughter] If Courtney drew this monstrosity uh I'm it's going to affect things. [laughter] Um It's down between you, Spencer, or Courtney.
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Um You know what? I'll go with Courtney. Courtney, what have you done? I hope it's you. I hope it's you, Spencer.
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I hope I'm wrong. I hope it's not Courtney. Just take THE RING OFF. [laughter] THAT DRAWING IS SO GOOD THOUGH. GOD, that's going to circulate.
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[laughter] How do you guys feel about cuz it's hard for me to relate to this, but uh surprising your significant other at work?
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Honestly, I I think it's really hot. Woah. How? why I decided to show up to work today.
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[laughter] Every day, no. We don't want to kill anyone. a ghostface killer. Are we ready?
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Hey James. You You can't just come out here and do that. [laughter] WHAT THE WHAT IS THAT PROP?
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I'VE NEVER seen that prop before in my [laughter] life. I had a whole thing.
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Sorry. You You can't COME OUT HERE AND START with that. [laughter] It's a banana. I know, but Okay.
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[laughter] Hey, Courtney. Hi. [laughter] See? What are you supposed to do? I like literally, I'm sorry you see a BANANA LIKE THAT.
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[laughter] JAMES, STOP. OH. JAMES, STOP. [laughter] OH. [laughter] I'M IN MY KITCHEN uh making flapjacks at 4:00 p.m., which is the ideal flapjack time. They don't tell you that. When suddenly an assassin breaks through my window.
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Assassin? And then I flip their foot like that. AND THEN THE [laughter] [laughter] OH, [ __ ] MAY I PRESENT TO YOU A shane deer. Oh.
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Oh, you've been drawing Shane this whole time? Well, THIS IS SHANE. WELL. I'VE BEEN like into this and now that it's you good, Shane.
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Yeah, that's incredible. [laughter] God. That is [ __ ] phenomenal. That is actually beautiful. So, if you were If you were to morph into an animal that would be you.
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My persona. I searched sexy [laughter] You know what I searched? Guys, it's my persona.
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Yikes. I searched sexy FURRY REINDEER MALE. WOW. DUDE. You're a sexy reindeer. All your hair.
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It's right there. God, that is sexy. And then I just thought that shane deer is a funny pun. So, it's like just like you your wasn't about you, really. Okay, left and right adjust size.
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Don't you wish you could do that in real life? [laughter] Don't you wish? Don't you wish you could adjust size?
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Don't you? Do you wish? I wish. I have so much to say about that.
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[laughter] All right. No, save it. No, no, babe, literally. Babe, literally save it. No, let's save it for the pod.
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NO, BABE, SAVE IT. LET'S SAVE it for the pod. I literally have so much to say about that.
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[laughter] Babe, save it. I was referring to have so much to say. I made a joke [laughter] about size.
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I think I have so much to say about that. But I made it about my MY BOOBS.
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YEAH, OKAY. WASN'T that a funny joke? We're asking about best friends and I was like someone who you were also in love with. That's Yeah, brutal.
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Courtney. what that I wonder what that is like. Haha. I I cannot express that in these moments. Like I forget it's Courtney.
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Like [laughter] They get so locked in that I'm like, who's this man? Dude, your wife.
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[laughter] I'm I'm riled up right now. riled up. Please take one deep breath. [laughter] PLEASE TAKE ONE. OKAY, CHOSEN, I want you to try to hit me. But Oh, [ __ ] GOSH I OKAY.
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NO, OKAY. NOW, we're going to do it for real, okay? So, Do you think I like potatoes right out OF THE GROUND?
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[laughter] YOU DON'T LIKE THAT? I'VE NEVER SEEN I'VE NEVER SEEN YOU EAT A RADISH.
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[laughter] SHUT UP. DO NOT YELL AT THE PROFESSOR. I BET WHEN YOU FART, YOU FLOAT A LITTLE BIT.
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WHAT JUST HAPPENED? OKAY, SHANE. OH, GOD. Three presses or dare. The dare is read the last text to your crush out loud.
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It better be your wife, bro. [laughter] My honest-to-god last text to Courtney, just cuz it is funny, is just like, "Hey, how much cash do you HAVE ON YOU?" [laughter] NOW WE SEE THE RELATIONSHIP. COURTNEY.
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[laughter] What'd you say? Yes. Good answer. Good answer. [laughter] The answer was, in fact, "Blah, blah, blah." I don't have. I don't have.
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[laughter] I don't have. She doesn't have. Brain doesn't have. You don't have? Brain don't have.
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Just say a planet, and not Pluto. Venus. It is not Venus. Rings can be dif- very different. Like the styles and everything. Like the way me and Shane did it was like I found like 10 links and like sent them to him
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and I was like, "If he picks any of those, it's cool, cuz he picked it." And then they're still kind of a surprise.
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Yes. But you know, it's something you'll like. Yes. Ever since we've gotten legally married, like certain things just get taken more seriously. When I'm like, "My husband is picking my prescription up." Oh, hey, Shane.
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Hey Shane, what's up? We just wanted to let you know Courtney is totally fine.
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Oh, yeah. YEAH, [laughter] YEAH. YOU GUYS CAN STILL GO AWAY THIS WEEKEND, no problem.
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Yeah, you can touch ME WHEREVER YOU WANT. [laughter] OH MY GOD. IT'S TOTALLY COOL, MAN.
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[laughter] OH, WE'RE JUST GOING TO UH SHE SAID SHE NEEDS TO PACK some more things, so we'll just make sure she's ready to go.
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THANKS, GUYS. OKAY, HONEY. [laughter] WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, GUYS. [panting and sighs] I THINK COURTNEY Does Courtney crush this? I forget. Yeah.
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I I will say I don't want to say this just cuz she's my wife. Uh [laughter] Courtney kind of crushed at a lot of Summer Games. Like actually kind of an MVP.
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on like wipeout. I think Courtney would do really well. [laughter] No, Courtney just kind of crushed at most of the games across all the Summer Games. You don't You don't remember most of your dreams yeah.
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like you just like die when you go to sleep. I truly I've said it's it's like fast travel.
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I truly I I I clock out fast. He does. I'm just like and I wake up and I and I I wake up and I get out of bed and I just go. No, this morning, can I just say, your alarm went
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off and then it just This is this is what I [snorts] [laughter] Like you turned it off and went back to sleep. YOU DID.
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[laughter] NOT EXAGGERATING THE SPACE OF TIME. All right. Howdy. You know what? I'm the sheriff.
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[laughter] [laughter] YOU GOT TO USE THE INSIDE JOKE. SOMEONE WILL GET THE MEME from 2018.
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[laughter] I'm the sheriff of sucking you up. I'm going to suck you up. 1 2 3 [music] 4 5 6 Hey, all of you guys in this office, statistically, two of you are hooking up. And we don't know
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[laughter] We don't know who. [laughter] That's crazy. That's actually amazing. But also like says the guy who hooked up WITH HIS COWORKER.
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GET HIM. That's why I know. Okay, you. Oh, I turned it off. [laughter] Ah.
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Oh. That was so sad. Oh, god. Wait, wait. Okay. The winner of this game today You should you guys you should with the stones you land on the moon. You want to beat this guy's [music] ass, you'll beat
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everybody else. [applause] Okay. [cheering] I like to think that I make other people better. That's what I'm pushing EVERYONE TO THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING YOU COULD SAY.
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SO MY challenge for you guys is to do an impression of you, but opposite. Okay.
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Okay. Check it out. Single. [laughter] IQ low. [laughter] Penis huge. [laughter] ANYWAYS, UH MOVING ON.
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SHANE'S PROUDEST MOMENTS. [music] I think this I remember this day being talked about a little bit. Um this day this was like a very important day and it was like a very proud moment when they called this wrap
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[music] and I said The Goldbergs final shooting. Hey, go stream The Goldbergs, you guys.
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Okay, that is a great answer and that's very much real. I think I'm in a different category in my head, um but I put wedding and also graduation that Courtney threw for me.
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Aw. What is it? And um the And it's like I'm proud of them cuz they're achievements in life, but I'm I was mostly proud cuz like you look It's moments where you look around and go, "Wow, I How did I
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get How did I surround myself with such great people?" You know? Like those moments are the best, so.
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No problem. Anyways, so see YOU GUYS LATER. YEAH, THAT'S SO STUPID. [laughter] On the day, you know, Courtney had made like she brought flowers and made like a little corsage for me, and we get to the courthouse she's like, "I totally forgot
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it. I totally forgot. We don't have flowers." And then one of her friends one of her friends there sees some fake flowers on a desk, and he just grabs it.
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He takes one of them off, puts it on my pocket, and then we had these like fake flowers. And it kind of became like one of those charming aspects of it.
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Oh, so it was like a will they won't they kind of thing? No, we've been past that. Oh.
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[laughter] They said that they will. They will. They did. There are still comments of people like, "Wait, are they Are they actually?" Yeah. It's been a month and there's still people who are Guys, they're married.
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