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Who is Sabrina Carpenter? Me. I would have done something really crazy for the second line to get less later. I'm going to get my [ __ ] eight. Oh my God. Eight. Amelia. We can't say just hot Cheetos. Oh my God. Oh my God. It's really, really hard. I went to animal communication school. Trust me, we like tight. That's that me espresso. I think you're going to be a big, big star. I think you are too, Dan. I see big things for you. People think I'm really short, but I'm actually super tall. Actually, I thought that when you came in, you're like six. Yeah. One. I'm like 6'1". 6'1". Yeah. I think you're the perfect height. 6'1". Told me I can curse backstage and I forgot because usually people are telling me not to curse. And so I came out here and it looks like a church a little bit in here. It really does, doesn't it? So I was like, "Don't curse. The Lord's upon us." If Isaac Murphy, uh, I'm probably going to leave the party. I'm probably just going to leave with him. I'm not going to leave with him. I'm just going to leave at the same time as him so I can see where he lives so I can like follow his car. Hey, it's Sabrina Carpenter. Why do I? Hey, 'cause what do I do with my hands otherwise? Hey guys, it's Sabrina Carpenter. Meow. Yes. This is me after one shot of tequila. This is me after two shots of tequila. This is me after three shots of tequila. Okay, you're not in. This is me after a lot of—Hey guys, this is me. This is actually who I am, but after 11 shots of something that I don't actually know what the specific name for it is. And I would just like to say hello and thank you for joining and I hope you have a great night. Thank you. God bless. You revealed on TikTok that you did 11 shots of tequila. Would you say that's too many shots? Well, I can tell you what I did lie about. It was not 11. I was just drunk. I don't remember how many I took. Hey, Matt. Hey. Hey, Matt. Came all this way. Had to explain. Direct from Ronaldo. Matthew's my guy. Said he's not by, but we did hulk up though. I would have been really pissed if I left and I didn't almost cry or want to like jump off a cliff. I really want to jump off of a high cliff into water 'cause I've never done that. Why is Sabrina Carpenter genius? You tell me. I ask myself every day. No, I'm kidding. Did someone actually look that up? Are you sure? They're bored. It was a Wednesday. Skittley datum. She's a lyricist, isn't she? Um, when I say blah blah bl, that is peak lyricism. Trying to behave today and that ruins it. Is this one like spicy? Are you a flirt? Do you—Yeah. I don't know if that's helpful to anyone, but um, this is how my makeup looks. I just finished crying quite a bit. Food was average, but the company was great. 4 + 4, me and Amelia ate. It's still there. It's still there. It's still there. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Life is about balance. And what else gets you? I lost my—I moved into a new house. So, New York City. It's called short and sweet. Notice I didn't call it short and spicy because I like sweet things better. When life gives you lemons, Lady Gaga makes a dress out of them. The reason why I'm not using makeup wipes is because Rihanna said we don't do that anymore. I'm going to—I'm going on tour. Aren't I supposed to like try one and then you put more sauce on it or is that a—No, that's Hot Ones. Oh, [ __ ] Sorry. Who did Sabrina Carpenter play in Harry Potter? Great question. I was wrong. So, it was a great experience and I like grew up on that set. Emma and Daniel, this is Fat Cat Meow's Revenge. I love cats. You see that intimidation in his eyes? I'm deep. I'm so deep. Oh my God. I—So tell me, how did you get into the Carpenter family, Bobo? Somewhere in the world there's a father and a mother and a father. There's a brother and a mother. There's a mother and they're trying to multiply each other. That's literally the first verse. People are always scared to give me caffeine. I don't know why. Those little espresso things taste cute and I like them. So I was 15 drinking espresso, which says a lot about my parents or me. I don't know. Fans yesterday trying to get me to say "pussyo" was so wild. They were like, "Just say it. Just say it. It's just [ __ ] with a no." I was like, "Okay, then why am I saying it?" Like, "Oh." Oh, burn it. Burn it. Burn it. Burn it. Burn it. Turn it off. Burn it. I'm all alone. I'm so scared to be here on my own. You're a superstar, Dan. I'm blushing. Look at that. You do realize after this I'm going to do a hard wipe of all these videos on the internet. No one's going to be able to find them. I know a guy. I'm always like, "Please." And you're like, "Don't worry. We'll edit it out. Love, we've got you back." You don't. You're not. You're gonna keep all of this. Oh my God. It's still—Wow, that one's so exciting. Oh my gosh. Like little tiny, like Bina ballerina vibe. Does Serena Carpenter dye her eyebrows? That's crazy. Someone look that up 'cause they were like, No. Really bad. This is the worst tasting thing I've ever drank. Do we do a chugging contest? Just I win you. It's so terrifying how fast you drank that. You're an icon. You're a legend. And you are the moment. Love to play a game of pool. Hi. What's your sign say? It says threesome. What? Oh my gosh. Sorry. I wouldn't classify myself as a rapper. I'm not coming for anyone's careers 'cause you've hung out with, you've been on a date, you just don't know it yet. Be Adam Driver. Has anyone ever projectile in front of you? Never in front of me, believe it or not. Uh, why do you think you might? No. No. I just want to make sure that I'm setting a standard. Yeah. I'd rather people be like, "Was that you on Love Island vibes?" Is there any question you're going to dodge in this interview? Absolutely. Which question? Probably the ones that I don't want to answer. Having bangs is like raising a child. I don't actually know 'cause I've never raised a child. They're probably sweet. That's that me espresso. Well, saying it out loud just sounds stupid, guys. Like, when I sing it, on display just in case I need to cast some spells real fast. Be careful. Unfortunately, they're natural. Yeah, this was the way you know man upstairs is like this looks good. Damn. Thank you everybody. I'm going to bring you everywhere. What's that say? I slept with your mom. Oh, sorry. Please, please, please play espresso. Please don't make this a trend because then I have to promote a song that I recorded when I was 14. Please, you don't understand your power. Please, please, please just pick a new song. Thank you. Does the person who wrote you wrote Almost Love about know that it's about them? Um, she hasn't told me yet. I haven't. He doesn't know. You think you're a little young to be drinking coffee? I'm from New York, [ __ ] Caffeine was in my mother's breast milk. And here's this bald guy winding it up with a context-heavy question that he's going to land. I was 6 years old and I wore it in my school talent show and I liked it because it was a crop top and I felt edgy at six. I'm going to start lying now just 'cause I want to test it. I want to feel something. Okay, my lips are actually like—Are they bigger? They got a nice plump. Almost plump. Pop hit. Pop quiz. Actually, now that I'm realizing it, it bothers me that I say pop twice. I'm going to change the song. I think I'm going to unrelease it and try one more time. Maybe not. Can I sing for you? Go. Period. She's the voice of Bart Simpson. Don't know if you ever heard of him. Guys, I'm not going to lie. It's not looking good for us. And then the other one was When I Turn Him On, that dick is doubling. Have I lied yet? Not yet. Lit. So, what shampoo do you use? Why do you need to know? Part of the spectacle. What would I like to drink? Um, let's do this one. I have to stand on my tiptoes 'cause I can't reach my sink. Fun fact, I have not slid into anyone's DMs. I just want to let you know tha
