Speaker A
Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.
Deleted scenes from The Office featuring humorous office moments, character interactions, and behind-the-scenes banter.
Key Takeaways
- The Office’s humor relies heavily on character quirks and awkward social interactions.
- Deleted scenes offer additional context and laughs beyond the aired episodes.
- Michael Scott’s awkward leadership and romantic gestures are a recurring comedic theme.
- Office camaraderie and pranks are central to the show’s appeal.
- Fans gain insight into character development and behind-the-scenes moments.
What the video covers
- The video showcases deleted scenes from The Office with various comedic office interactions.
- Includes humorous exchanges between characters like Dwight, Michael, Pam, Jim, and others.
- Features office banter about food orders, HR meetings, and quirky character traits.
- Michael’s awkward Valentine's Day declarations and office party bus scenes are highlighted.
- Scenes include playful pranks such as finding and reacting to Dwight’s lost wallet.
- The transcript captures the show's signature dry humor and character-driven comedy.
- References to pop culture and inside jokes, like Creed’s fake death and party bus antics.
- The video also shows character dynamics and office relationships in informal settings.
- Includes lighthearted moments about office gifts, misunderstandings, and casual conversations.
- Overall, it provides fans with extra content that enriches the original series experience.
Chapters
- 00:00Opening Hurry Up Scene
- 00:35Titty Twister and Food Chaos
- 01:11Movie References and Food Discussion
- 01:40French Trivia and Wine Toast
- 04:16Solicitor and Conference Room Scene
- 05:11Pam and Dwight Wallet Prank
- 07:58Valentine’s Day Declarations
- 09:02Party Bus and Office Jokes
- 11:14Gift Exchanges and Relationship Humor
- 11:57Miscellaneous Office Banter
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Speaker A
Up. Hurry up. Hurry up. Up. Up. Hurry up. Up. Up. Up. Up. Hop up. Hurry up.
Speaker A
Hurry up. No, you idiot. I'm asking you to hurry up. I'm dancing as fast as I can.
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I made you a plate. Oh, thank you, Dwight. My loyal sidekick. Have you met my sidekick?
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Oh, I didn't. No. Oh, very good. Very good. I asked for that. Have you met Mr.
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Titty Twister? Here he is. [screaming] God, what is wrong with you? I'm holding food. I'm sorry.
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Well, you know, uh, you know, frankly, a lot of us have been saying something like this for a long time.
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Yeah, I've been saying that. Yeah. And, you know, I think that the very fact that we're including it in our agenda, frankly, is a big step forward.
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Did you know I used to be in HR? I'm sorry. I used to be in HR. Uh, I was a hellraiser.
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Okay. [laughter] Right. Great. Um, why don't we move on? All right. Moving on. Great. Because I think that, you know, the very fact, thank God you're here. What you got?
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What you got? What you got? All right. Panic Room. Maverick. Natal. Summers be the accused. Where's Little Man Tate?
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Hey, we're out at three different places. Man, it's not a Jodie Foster afternoon without Little Man Tate, buddy.
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All right. [sighs] Where is my cornbread? Here you go. Thank you. Did you get all dark meat like I like?
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Yes, I ordered three full rotisserie chickens worth of all dark meat. Where are the yams?
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They were out of yams. I got you creamed spinach. Did you go to the one in Stradsburg?
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Yes. It's the only Boston kitchen I trust. I know. You made that very clear. And they had no yams. They had no yams.
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Oh, strange. Because they always have yams. Well, I don't know what to tell you.
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Well, chicken cold. Yes. Straddlesburg is 45 minutes away. You know what else is 45 minutes away?
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Going to the Boston kitchen in Scranton and then fooling around in the parking lot. That's what's 45 minutes away.
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I'm telling you, the best cure in the world is comfort food. You know how they say stuff a cold? Well, I don't care what you got. The flu, Lyme disease, emphysema. You eat an entire dark meat chicken, you can walk on the moon.
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Little amuse-bouche. Anyone? Oh, trivia. Does anyone know what that means? I believe it means mouth pleaser.
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Oh, it's French. I studied some French during my semester at C. Or shall I say a semester at La Mer, which is French for C.
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Andy, was that coordinated by the Cornell study abroad office? Mhm. Mhm. The reason I ask is that Andy went to Cornell.
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[sighs] Did you wash your hands, babe? Yes, I did. For you, princess. Even though I only went number one, I didn't really wash my hands.
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Oh, what have we here? This looks delicious. Your hands, but they need to be presented royally.
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Anyone? Go. Good stuff. All right, how about we just drink some wine? Yeah. God. Okay. How about a toast?
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Shall I? Here's to good friends. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers. Ah, now that is reminiscent of what?
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Old grapes. That is sort of an oy after birth. What was that? Hello. Hey, excuse me.
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You're Creed Bratton, guitar player for Grassroots in the late 1960s. I am indeed. How'd you know that?
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I wrote your obituary. Oh. Oh, that's right. Hey, good work. Thank you very much, sir. About 10 years ago, for tax reasons, I faked my own death. I've been collecting benefits as my own widow ever since.
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I usually don't allow solicitors in the office, but today I am going to break some rules and you can have the conference room. It's yours all day.
Speaker A
Wow. Thanks. There's an HR meeting [clears throat] in there at 11:30. Well, let's put him in the hallway.
Speaker A
We'll give him some chairs. Here's the thing with Travers, though, is that in his last job, he made twice that I think we can offer.
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Can I see that? Yeah, that's good. You know, when Sanderson came in, he mentioned his old boss, and [clears throat] I thought he sounded like he might have some recommendations.
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You look cute today, Dwight. Thanks, girl. I always wear my uniform. Most days, I'm wearing my assistant regional manager's uniform. Today, I'm wearing my volunteer sheriff's deputy uniform. Big whoop.
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Hey. Oh. Uh, Pam, can I see you in here for a second? It's, uh, important. So, okay.
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What? What is this? I found Dwight's wallet in the parking lot. Oh my God. What are we going to do?
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[laughter] I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what the best play is. Uh, do we tear everything up or do we buy a horse on the internet? I mean, I don't know what to do. What do you
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think? I know. I know what to do. Okay. What? Okay. Put everything back exactly how you found it.
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Okay. Hey, Dwight. Jim and I found your wallet in the parking lot. What did you do to it?
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Nothing. I'm serious. What did you do to it? Dwight, I swear we didn't do anything.
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Nice try. Cancel card. Cancel card. Cancel card. Everybody, hello. Can I have your attention, please? Since it's Valentine's Day, there's something that I wanted to say. I love the women of this office. Pam, I love you.
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Michael's got a few tricks for Valentine's Day. He found a place where you can get 12 plastic roses for $10.
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And he's got a great line. Me so thorny. I love you, Phyllis. My lady, I love you, Angela.
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Yes, even you. I love you, Kelly. I love you, Meredith. This is all platonically, of course. And I have one more. And this one goes to me because I'm heading to New York and I need some good karma.
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Yeah, but roses don't give you good karma. Roses are symbols of death. You know what? Just okay, there you go.
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Smart guy. Whoa. Okay, problem solved. I love ladies. Always have. And you know what I think is the most attractive part of a woman's body?
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The brains. Because I don't think a woman is beautiful unless she is smart. And also the brains are where ladies get their best nasty ideas for bedroom stuff.
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What some people call a donkey. Um, a burrow. An ass. So, we're going to hit the ass with a stick until candy comes out of the ass.
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And then we're going to eat the candy that came out of the ass. Then guess what happens to the candy after that? Then guess what happens to the candy we ate.
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This way to the party bus. Ted. Um, what the hell? It's a bus that takes you to a party. Here we go.
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Um, I forgot my struggle. Here we go. Come on. I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs.
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That's all I've ever wanted. Okay, everybody here? Yeah. Then, Mr. Driver, we are off like a herd of turtles.
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Johnny Carson. Seat belts fastened, folks. Safety first. Hey, what is all this? Nothing. If I guess, will you tell me?
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No, please. No. Is that a sumo suit? No. I know. We're putting on a play for Japanese investors.
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No, we are not. I need some more jokes for my speech. Um, do you have any dirt on Phyllis?
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Um, she hates her boss. Huh? Angela's not her boss. Hello, Ryan. Merry Christmas. Oh, thank you. Do you always get presents for your ex-girlfriends?
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Okay, we're never technically. Um, is there is there a problem? Well, I didn't get you anything because you've treated me inconsiderately and I'm not going to stand for it anymore.
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Um, that's fair. I'm sorry. Merry Christmas. Wait, Ryan, you're not mean. You're adorable. I'm so sorry. I got you a present, too. But then when I got to work, I didn't see anything on my desk from you, so I threw it away. And then a
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Sunzion took the trash out, so I think it's in the dumpster. I'm so sorry. I'm the worst.
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Hey, Kelly. You know what? Throw my gift away too. What? You paid money for that CD.
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I'm serious. It'll show that we don't care about material things. I don't understand. Kelly, I'm so cold.
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You don't just scream at me. Are you having fun in this relationship? Sometimes. I don't know, Kelly. Sometimes I look at us and I think, don't dump me while I'm in the dumpster.
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[laughter] Ryan, there's your present. Is that a good present? Oh, Ryan, is that a good present?
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Oh, yeah. So, you're both baby seals? Yes. This is ridiculous. Okay. This is an exact replica of what Seal Team 6 wore the
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No, that's definitely not true. What is true is that 3 weeks later, they were sent home stateside, and one of them, recently reunited with his wife, went out to get a home loan. He filled out a ton of paperwork with a very similar pen
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and then he placed that pen in his pocket exactly like so. Okay, but I just I just want to add that he was denied that home loan. A hero denied a simple home loan in America, the country he
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just risked his life for. That's a goddamn costume. It's okay. Who? Right. Hooha. [snorts] That's the Marines.
Speaker A
What's up? Hey Greet, what's up? Just boarding. You know how we do. I like your hair. I don't know if I told you.
Speaker A
Ah, thanks SA. So, what are you guys doing? What do you mean? To look younger so the kid doesn't replace you with machines.
Speaker A
I think I'll just take my chances. Suit yourself. But if it were me, Botox, wig.
Speaker A
This is my office. Yep. Never been used. Not super exciting. No. And this is my workspace.
Speaker A
This is it. Check that out. You smell it? Uh-huh. As you can smell, there's a lot of different odors going on in here.
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So, you have an office and a workspace. I do. You know, I just I cannot create in the same space that I conduct business. I'm sure that you're the same with your doodles. Smell.
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It's [snorts] fire. Uhhuh. Bonfire. Bon men love this one. James Bond fire. I am bonfire. James Bonfire.
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I get frustrated or irritated or angry. I come up here and I just smell all my candles. I just poof goes away.
Speaker A
Just like that. Just like that. It's been a rough couple of weeks. Well, I just got into [clears throat] a little trouble with the neighbors.
Speaker A
Little trouble. Yes. Well, Jan fell asleep during her neighborhood watch shift. Wow. You do neighborhood watch?
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Yes, I did. And I had a very late shift and I had a little bit of wine and I fell asleep.
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So, she passed out and some kids spray paint a swear word on the neighbor's dog.
Speaker A
Yeah. And the neighbors blamed Jan. Yeah. But, you know, it was my fault. And it's like, you know, the dog shouldn't have been outside in the first place anyway. It's a tragedy really because the paint is not going to come off the
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dog until it sheds. So yeah. Well, these are going to be party favors later. Get them as you go out.
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Oh, we'll have a whole box of them. Close that. We don't have to smell it.
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So, where'd you learn how to play? Cambodia. You? My friend's basement. All right. You ready to start?
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Let's do this thing. What are you doing? I'm not playing strip pong. Okay. How about some presents? I want to see some presents. I got this so I can write down for thank you notes.
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What do we got? Um, we all chipped in and got you this stroller. Oh, well, thank you. has a stroller.
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And this is way worse than the stroller she came with. She's got an orbit. That's a $1,200 stroller.
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$1,200 for a stroller. Okay. What else? People assume that when you buy something with a brand name, you're getting an item of higher quality. False. I buy my clothing by the pound. My grandmother makes my own medicine. My favorite cola is soda
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flavored. So, am I impressed with the stroller? You tell me. Hey, Jan. You went to a sperm bank.
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Uh, yes I did. I donated sperm. Oh, maybe I'm the father. Well, this is a a highly exclusive establishment next to the IHOP.
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Well, I paid for an ideal specimen. Are you saying Kevin is not an ideal specimen?
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This is a wonderful shower, everyone. Thank you. I might have done it with Jan.
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It's not Kevin's child. Can't possibly be. I mean, I I don't know what I would do.
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Sue decide conference room 5 minutes. That's what she said. Tuna. Oh, hi Creed. Oh, have I shown you pictures of my new cats?
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I think impressions are dumb and I don't like them. It is not my job to add up those columns.
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Oh, [snorts] your feet. That color makes you look horish. Could you be anymore? No, that's Chandler. I'm very sad to tell you this, but I have flatulence.
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I have a gas problem. [snorts] She farts a lot. Do I have to go to the meeting?
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Mhm. Michael, you're an idiot. Hey, boss. What's the problem here? Is it the severed foot I keep in my desk? H right next to my mung beans.
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When I was in a prison in Cambodia, I did an impression of Elvis Presley that brought the house down.
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Do you still hear it, Clarice? The screaming of the spring lambs. I'm Joe Bennett. I don't feel comfortable doing that. Actually, the thing about impressions are they're never good enough.
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Michael, question. Michael, come in here right now. Damn it, Jim. Idiot. Hey guys, guys. Guys, use a voice.
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Watch this. Ready? What are you doing? I'm trying to not understand with my talk.
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Michael, you don't have to do this. Wow. Oh, wow. That was close. I would say I kind of have an unfair advantage because I watch reality dating shows like Hawk and I learn. I absorb information from the strategies of the
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winners and the losers. Actually, I probably learn more from the losers. No, it was going well before.
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Going well doesn't seal the deal. Yes, it does. No, just let Date Mike handle this. He's got it. He's all over it.
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Hey, out of curiosity, do you have any other characters? I have a black guy.
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Nope. I have Michael Club. Boom. Boom. I'm fine. You don't have a suit? Oh, I'm working on a new one. It's Granton Strangler. I will strangle you but I won't kill you.
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All right, let's stick with date Mike. I have been dating for over 30 years and I think I know what I am doing.
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GO GO GO. GOD, there's fish. There's fish in there. Help me out. You got to help.
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No. We're going to have three closets, one for each base. No homers. Yes. And what is the hookup zone policy on masturbation?
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Wow. Pro. Yes. WHAT? PROBLEM SOLVED. THAT'S NOT ANYTHING. Does anyone have a problem with that?
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Yes. Gay closet. Five. Five closets. That's That That wasn't the problem. Three heavy petting closets, one masturbation closet, and one gay closet.
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Absolutely. Yes. I am beginning to get the sense that this has something to do with me.
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Oh, come on, Michael. Stop it. Focus on the herpes. I'll try. Do you hate that I am proud and brown and standing here alive with baby oil on my Nubian thighs? I will survive. I will survive.
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Big Mama Angelou doing a cross word. Let us do one last cross word together as brothers.
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No. Shall we? Yes, let's. Nope. No. It's called hentai and it's art. I'm looking for Dwight Shroo.
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You must be Sherry, right? Mhm. Wow. Good. Ample. You'll be playing the role of Buxom Mother Harvest. You represent the ficcundity of the season and you charge $3 a photo.
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Holy moly. Do you like dogs? I have like eight dogs. Hey place romances never last. Okay, I fired the gun. It was an accident. I'm sorry, but you all know me. How many of you actually feel uncomfortable working
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with me? Due to the shooting. I'm not getting in between the boss and his wife. So, just ask me about something else. You know, Stanley's tie is really the story of the day.
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It's my birthday. Oh, for God's sake. I am young. I am single. I am in the big city. There is no reason not to be seizing every opportunity and just living life to the fullest. And planking is one of those things where hey, you
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either get it or you don't. And I don't. But I am so excited to be a part of it.
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Creed. What? Creed. This is a safety issue with you. There's no way to know if you're dead.
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No one should be planking at all. Thank you. Yes. Dwight, my enforcer, my number two. Can you take care of this?
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Say no more. Kids, don't try planking. It's dangerous. Especially with me around. It's called owling. You'll read about it in like eight months.
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You know, there's this expression, bros before hoes. And what that's short for is brothers before horse. Uh, I don't buy that. I would throw any brother under the bus for any [ __ ] woman.
Topics:The Officedeleted scenescomedyoffice humorMichael ScottDwight SchrutePam BeeslyJim Halpertoffice partypranks
