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[music] The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go, and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so you're kind of there.
A humorous recap of The Office's Dundie Awards episode highlighting Kelly Kapoor's antics and office dynamics.
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Key Takeaways
- The Dundie Awards are a comedic event that brings out the quirks of each office character.
- Kelly Kapoor's character is portrayed as both funny and culturally uninformed, adding humor to the episode.
- Michael Scott's leadership style is chaotic but well-meaning, often leading to humorous situations.
- Office relationships and dynamics are central to the episode's humor and plot progression.
- The episode uses a mix of situational comedy and character-driven jokes to engage viewers.
What the video covers
- The video covers the 2005 Dundie Awards hosted by Michael Scott, showcasing typical office humor and awkward moments.
- Kelly Kapoor's unique and humorous behavior is a focal point, including her drunken antics and cultural misunderstandings.
- Michael Scott tries to manage the event while dealing with office relationships and unexpected disruptions.
- The episode features classic interactions between characters like Jim, Dwight, Pam, Ryan, and Toby.
- There is a comedic subplot involving a fake drug search triggered by Dwight's volunteer sheriff deputy role.
- The video highlights the cultural celebration of Diwali with Kelly's humorous and inaccurate explanations.
- Michael's attempts to maintain order are frequently undermined by chaos and character antics.
- The transcript captures the blend of scripted comedy and improvisational style typical of The Office.
- The Dundies serve as a backdrop for character development and office camaraderie.
- The video ends with a mix of humor, misunderstandings, and typical office shenanigans.
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Speaker A
That's kind of what it's like. [music] I have listened to that song so many times, and I still don't know what OPP stands for. Other people's I something.
Speaker A
The waitress tripped on the cord.
Speaker A
All right, joke landed. So, we are here. Thank you all for coming to the 2005 Dundie Awards.
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I am your host, Michael Scott. I'll just put these on the group tab. Nope. Actually, this year no group tab.
Speaker A
We're going to be doing separate checks. Everybody? Are you serious? You said we could bring our families.
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I did. And why didn't you, Stanley? I did. My wife's name is Terri. Well, I'm looking forward to meeting Terri.
Speaker A
This is the person whose hand I'm holding, Michael. Oh, yes. Shut it. Um, good. Speaking of relationships of all shapes and forms.
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Um, I was out on a very, very hot date last night with a girl from HR, Dwight.
Speaker A
Really? We don't have any girls from HR. No. That just for the sake of the story. And things are getting hot and heavy.
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Yeah. And uh, I was about to take her bra off when she had me fill out six hours worth of paperwork.
Speaker A
Like an AIDS test? No. God. This next award goes to somebody who really lights up the office.
Speaker A
Somebody who I think a lot of us cannot keep checking out. The Hottest in the Office Award goes to Ryan the Temp!
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Yeah! [screaming] You sexy thing, sexy thing, you. Here you go. There you go. There you go.
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What am I going to do with the award? [snorts] Nothing. I, I don't know what I'm going to do.
Speaker A
That's the least of my concerns right now. Kelly Kapoor! Get on up here. There you go.
Speaker A
Spicy Curry, what's that mean? Um, not everything means something. It's just a joke. You give it to me?
Speaker A
I don't know. I just... This is a bullet. Know. It's just... They didn't have any more businessmen. So yeah, but everyone down, Kelly.
Speaker A
Oh my God. You are so drunk. Did you [laughter] get that? Please tell me that you got... This is all going to be on grab a shot. It's okay. I'm a sheriff's deputy.
Speaker A
Well, he's a volunteer. Don't get into that now. We need something to cushion our head. Throw pillow. A cush... Okay. I'm going to... This is crazy.
Speaker A
Jim, not now. I'm trying to eat. Dwight. Dwight. Jim, don't eat her pierogi. You have to put your clothes back on. People are trying to eat.
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Can you give me a second? No. Put your clothes back on. Get... Get right now.
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I am a sheriff's deputy. That's why I can have my men in here in a second and have you arrested.
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Are you all right? Sir, how many fingers am I holding up? Three fingers. Put your clothes on and right now.
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I will. You need to calm down. Was this year's Dundies a success? Well, let me see. I made Pam laugh so hard that she fell out of her chair, and she almost broke her neck.
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So, I killed. Almost. Oh my God! I just want to say that this was the best Dundies ever!
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Okay. Wow! [screaming] Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. [laughter] Careful. Careful. Careful. Don't want to forget that.
Speaker A
You and your party really need to leave right now. Absolutely. Uh, is this mine or is this Chili's? I... You know what? Don't worry about it. Keep it. My gift.
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Oh. Thank you. Have a good night. See you next year. That's fine. You taking two?
Speaker A
Yeah, um, but one of them is for Toby. Yeah. Why don't you send that to him in Costa Rica?
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Um, I'm just going to hand it to him right now. Okay. Weirdo. Why's that? Why's that weird?
Speaker A
She said she's going to give it to him right now. She's probably going to, 'cause they sit next to each other.
Speaker A
Yeah, they used to. Toby works here again? Oh, can you imagine? Oh, no. Uh, you don't know?
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I don't know. What? You should probably just meander back there. Take a look. See if he's... See if he's back.
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Dare I? [laughter] You know what? I'm going to. For old time's sake. Great practical joke, Jim. Got him.
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Go to the annex. Oh my no! God! [screaming] No! God, please, no! No! No!
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No! [screaming] This stupid face. Stupid tan. Uh, he looks great. Well-rested. He looks worse.
Speaker A
Yeah. David Wallace is on the line for you. Thank God. David, hello. We need your help.
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Michael, is everyone okay? Ah, well, I'm afraid not. Toby Flenderson of HR has made a sudden reappearance.
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I don't understand. Is anyone hurt? Not on the surface, no. But I can tell people are disturbed, David.
Speaker A
Michael, you texted me 911, call me, all in caps. Do you know what 911 means?
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I learned a while back that if I don't text 911, people will not return my calls.
Speaker A
Um, but now people always return my calls because they think that something horrible has happened.
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And imagine how happy they are when they find out that I just called to say, "What's up with you?"
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Toby, can I see those? Oh. What's the matter? What's the matter? You... You scared?
Speaker A
Oh, those are fight words. You mad at me? He doesn't haul off and just hit you.
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Want to do that? Do you want to hit me? You want to punch me? Hm? Huh? He might do it. I dare you to. Come on.
Speaker A
Punch. What's the matter? Hit him. Hit him, chicken. Yeah, punch him. Hey, hey. Come on, Ryan. Whose side are you on?
Speaker A
Come on, man. No, do it. Do it. I dare you. As hard as you possibly can in the face.
Speaker A
Not as hard as you can. It's just a good solid punch. Come on. Come on.
Speaker A
To punch you, Michael. Are you really not going to punch him? No, I won't punch you.
Speaker A
Hello, officers. Dwight Schrute, former volunteer sheriff's deputy. Listen, I may have inside information that someone is hiding drugs in this very office.
Speaker A
Just pretend like we're talking until the cops leave. Those are real cops, real guns.
Speaker A
I don't know what's going on. Officers, I reveal to you the perpetrator. Hey, what is this?
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Search his things. Sir, could you step away from your desk, please? Why? Sir, please step away from your desk.
Speaker A
Hey, what's going on? You don't have my permission to do this. They don't need your permission, Flenderson. They've got the company's permission.
Speaker A
Hey, hey, what are you... Why are you doing this? Uh, you know what? I think this is... I... This is probably a misunderstanding.
Speaker A
Don't search my stuff. Sir, I have a reasonable right to privacy. Save your whining for the jury there, Flenderson.
Speaker A
Yeah, let's just handle this, okay? Sir, did you recently return from a trip to Central America?
Speaker A
Oh my God, there was... I went to Costa Rica for a... That was legitimate. That was totally legitimate. Check this out.
Speaker A
Oh God. That is not mine. I have a reasonable right... What is going on here?
Speaker A
No, that's... I don't know what that is, and I bet he has nothing to do with that.
Speaker A
Ah, that's mine. No, Michael, no. Yes, it's mine. Some basil. Salad dressing, I think.
Speaker A
Salad dressing? Yeah, it's a caprese salad. It's a little bit of mozzarella right there.
Speaker A
Are you kidding me? It's my salad. So, wait a minute, there's no drugs? No.
Speaker A
Oh, damn it. Come on. We got a fake tip. Wait, officers, are you sure you don't want to interrogate him?
Speaker A
No. You have laws that protect you in any kind of interrogation. Why don't you use them?
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You must feel pretty good about yourself right now. I didn't put caprese salad in my drawer, Michael.
Speaker A
Mhm. Did you? Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad anywhere? But frankly, I'm a little appalled that none of you know very much about Indian culture. So, without further ado, Kelly, you are on.
Speaker A
Um, Diwali is awesome, and there's food, and there's going to be dancing, and oh, I got the raddest outfit. It has Kelly.
Speaker A
Um, why don't you tell us a little bit about the origins of the holiday?
Speaker A
Uh, um, I don't know. It's really old, I think. How many gods do you have?
Speaker A
Like hundreds, I think. Maybe more than that. And that blue busty gal, what's her story?
Speaker A
She looks like Pam from the neck down. [snorts] Pam wishes. Kelly, I'll take this one.
Speaker A
Diwali is a celebration of the coronation of the god king Rama after his epic battle with Ravana, the demon king of Lanka. It symbolizes the battle between good and evil.
Speaker A
All right. This isn't Lord of the Rings. Now, a lot of people say that Kelly is one in a million, and that...
Speaker A
M. Night Shyamalan. The Village, Unbreakable, Sixth Sense, Signs. people. Okay. Spoiler alert. He was dead the whole time.
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it. What's Oh, what [laughter] Where did that come from? And perhaps the most important person to Indian culture, Sir Ben Kingsley. Because of him, the British left India, and then he became an actor, like Ronald Reagan.
Speaker A
Michael? Yep. Your shirt is buttoned wrong. So, any questions? I thought you said this was a costume party.
Speaker A
What does that look like to you? An Indian woman in a sari. No one's even going to notice. Nice outfit.
Speaker A
Hey, Kevin. It's a costume. Can you just cool it, okay? Carol? Carol. I don't even want to hear it, okay? I didn't come to get yelled at.
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Temporary worker makes no money. Wally is a whole doctor, so handsome. Makes good money.
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I want to date a doctor. Perfect match. Wow, 30 years. And you two only met once before the wedding night.
Speaker A
Yes. Wow. How long have you been married to the cheerleader? Oh. She's not a cheerleader. She thought this was a costume party.
Speaker A
Um no, we're not married. Yes. She's very fair. She is very fair. Very fair and very kind.
Speaker A
So, um tell me, is your marriage the kind of thing where when you die, she has [music] to throw herself on a fire?
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No okay. It's still very cool. Okay, thanks. Just a sec. Just a sec. Um everyone, I'm sorry, should I have your attention, please?
Speaker A
Thank you. Aha. Hi. Sorry, I just have an announcement to make. Um Okay. I have learned a lot about Indian culture tonight.
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But I have learned even more about love. And I know you're all thinking, who is this crazy gringo and what is he talking about? Well, I'm not crazy.
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Maybe I'm crazy in love. So, without further ado, Carol, Carol Stills, I would like you to do me the honor of making me your husband.
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Oh, Michael. What do you say? Can we talk about this in private? I didn't hear you.
Speaker A
Can we talk about this in private? Oh, you got to be kidding. Okay. Okay, everybody. Slight change of plans.
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We are still going to be having two parties, but each is going to get a little extra dose of naute. Oh.
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[laughter] All right. Okay. Michael. Yes. I don't think we can do that or whatever that is.
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can if the girls do it, too. The girls are just having a shower. It's really different.
Speaker A
You always side with her, don't you? No, I don't. Look, Toby, why don't you just go home today. Take the afternoon off. See you tomorrow.
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I should just go. Yes, you can. Oh. Yes. All right. All right. I'll go.
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All right. Why don't you go? Well, I have to watch me. I have to make it look like I tried.
Speaker A
All right. This afternoon. Okay. Okay. Co-ed naked strippers in this office for realsies. Under no circumstance should a man strip off his clothes in this office.
Speaker A
Shut up, Angela. Michael referred me to a male strip club called Banana Slings. Instead, I called the Scholastic Speakers of Pennsylvania.
Speaker A
Yeah. No, hold the door, please. Oh. Thank you. Hello. Hello. You wearing a thong?
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What? [clears throat and laughter] Sparkling cider is very good. I think that's champagne. Hello ladies.
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Who here is a history buff? I Who's a fan of buff naked? Without further ado, the one, the only, the sexy Mr. Benjamin Franklin.
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Thank you for that introduction, Mr. Scott, and good afternoon, fine gentlewomen of Dunder Mifflin.
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Huh? Half pants, right Mr. Franklin? Knickers, in fact, yes. He's in his knickers. Mr. Franklin, I would say you were probably one of the sexiest presidents ever.
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Well, actually, I never was president. Yes, but Ben Franklin was. Oh. Uh I am here to teach you a little bit about my life and the era of the founding fathers.
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And when they came over on the Mayflower. Bow chicka bow. Wait, this is the entertainment?
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Yeah. All right. So, I want you to give him your undivided attention, and Mr.
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Franklin, if any of these ladies misbehave, I give you permission to spank them. Especially that one.
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Okay. All right, I'll do it. Yeah, let's do it. Let's do this thing. Yeah? What am I Just sit on down.
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All right. All right. Okay. Yeah. Oh, here we go. All right. Yes. Woo! Oh!
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Not bad. Not bad. You smell nice, like Tide. Mhm, what's that? Smell like Tide detergent.
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Do you use Tide detergent? [laughter] Ooh. I have a girlfriend. Ooh. I bet she'd be jealous.
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Yeah, she probably Yeah, she would be. You know what? Okay, excuse me. This is sick. Please stop it.
Speaker A
Stop it. Turn off the music. This is wrong. This is wrong. This is wrong.
Speaker A
I have a girlfriend. Uh-uh. And you are engaged and I'm sure you have a boyfriend in prison or something, so let's just clear out, okay?
Speaker A
Shame on you. Go back to work. I cheated on my girlfriend. And I am a horrible person.
Speaker A
Did you in your pants? No, I didn't in my pants. But I could have.
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I could have. We just want to say we are very sorry. Screw you guys. You're dead to me.
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If you say screw you one more time Screw you, Beep for I would forget your birthday. I would NEVER DO THAT.
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HEY. HEY. GUYS. We just want to make it up to you. What can we do?
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I guess my only wish would be that nothing so terrible would ever happen to anyone else ever again.
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Oh god. Okay. In a way, it's good that it happened to me because at least I can bear it.
Speaker A
What kind of cake do you want, imbecile? Ice cream. Are you kidding? Well, I'm not done yet.
Speaker A
Dwight, this fits in the palm of my hand. You haven't blown them up enough.
Speaker A
Why have you chosen brown and gray balloons? They match the carpet. What is that?
Speaker A
It is your birthday, period. Paving a fact. Not even an exclamation point? This is more professional. It's not like she I a cure for cancer.
Speaker A
I can't believe I've had this luck. Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because if so, you are succeeding.
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Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's. Okay, good then.
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Have you collected the money from everyone? I am working on it. How much do you have?
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$6. That's how much you and I contributed. Dammit Jim. I said I was working on it.
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[snorts] And ta-da. I hate it. How do you hate it? It's a cake. Well, there's no flowers or toys or I mean, there's nothing on it. Where did you even find a cake like this?
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I mean, it doesn't have my name on it. Do you guys know what my name is? My name is Kelly.
Speaker A
Right. I forgot if there was an E between the L and the Y. I still don't know.
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I mean, I I don't even know what the theme is. What's the theme? It's birth- fasting.
Speaker A
Those aren't themes. There's always a theme. There's always a theme. Nice job on the cake, bozo.
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Okay, you know what? Next time, I'll let you get the cake and I get to scream at the birthday girl.
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Happy birthday. Happy birthday. It's Hey, hey, it's not a surprise. This doesn't look good.
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What? You have a cake. You have a delicious cake with your name spelled correctly.
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Told you. You haven't heard our theme, though. You don't hear a theme. You see it. Why is there a chicklet on my cake?
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That's the best part. That represents a pillow or a television. Our theme, if you will.
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Because the fun part is you get to decide on an hour of television or an hour of napping.
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That's our theme. Cool. Yeah? I love it. Oh, yes. Okay, good. So, what's it going to be Kapoor?
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Ooh, can she pick a half hour of each? No. Oh, then pick TV. Take a nap.
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No, no. No, watching TV at work is really cool. Pick nap. Nothing good is on right now.
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Bunny hunt is on. You know what? I haven't watched TV all week. I choose nap.
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All right. Okay, nap it is. Everyone out. Get out. We're going to be eating cake at our desks. Let's go. Move it.
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Let's go, go, go, go, go. Come on. I got this. This is for you.
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And Happy birthday, Kelly. Thank you. Okay. You've got 1 hour. Too excited to sleep.
Speaker A
So, why did you and Karen break up? Was it the sex? What? I can't imagine the sex being bad. I mean, her body know what? Why don't we play that alphabet game that you were talking about?
Speaker A
Okay. I will start. Um A. A, my name is Alan and my wife's name is Alice. We live in Alaska and we sell Damn it. What do we sell?
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Um It doesn't matter. I'm trying to think of what we could sell. It doesn't matter.
Speaker A
What is that? That sound. The air conditioning leaking or something? That doesn't make sense. Couldn't be.
Speaker A
What is that? Dwight, are you peeing? I'm peeing in this empty can. OH MY GOD, MAN. THAT is disgusting, Dwight.
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Well, you said we couldn't make any more stops. I really had to go. MICHAEL, WHAT IN THE WORLD? HEY, YOU MADE ME SPRAY.
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I KILLED YOU, MAN. MICHAEL, THAT IS SO DISGUSTING. I THINK I CUT MY PENIS on the lid.
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I can't believe this is happening. Believe it. Afro wig? Do you want the afro wig?
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No, Michael, I'm not leaving the car. You could be our getaway man. That's smart. Keep the engine running.
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No, I am the not participating in any way man. Come on. All right. Dwight.
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Yeah. Here's how it's going to go down. You and I Guys going to rush.
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You and I are going to sneak inside. We will pretend that we are warehouse workers then we will silly string the bejesus out of the place.
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And if we have to defend ourselves, I will stab the security guard in the eye with the jumbo chalk.
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No. No, you won't do that. Nope. Then I'll grind up the jumbo chalk and blow it in his eyes.
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Dwight. Nothing with the eyes, please. Okay, Jim. Oh my god, that's her. That's her. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go.
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[laughter] Shut up. This is the dumbest thing we've ever done. We are in a stairwell.
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We are climbing some stairs. I'm breathing heavily. Okay, you know what? You really don't need to be updating me as much as you're updating me.
Speaker A
Well, here's a guy. Here's a guy. It's a security guard coming by. Okay. Hello. We are warehouse workers.
Speaker A
Would you like more proof? Hey. Oh my god, that was very close. I could see the security guard's eyes.
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No. No, don't do anything to them. I have to do something to his eyes.
Speaker A
The eyes? Are the groin of the head. All right, great Scott. If you found that choking hazard poster, just head on home.
Speaker A
I've got something far better. Their crown jewel. Their industrial copier. Isn't that thing huge?
Speaker A
It's enormous. But it's got wheels. We're wheeling it down the hall into the stairwell. Get the car ready. Keep the engine running.
Speaker A
No. That is a terrible idea. Don't do this. MY HIP BONES! WE'RE WASTING PRECIOUS TIME HERE IN THE RALLY.
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OW! GOD! [screaming] OW! MY LEG'S HURT. LEAVE US, JIM. LEAVE US. SAVE YOURSELF. DON'T LEAVE US. HELP US.
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WE NEED HELP, JIM. OKAY, first of all, stop using my name. And second of all, just Jim, you got to move out Damn it, guys.
Speaker A
Dwight, you just move over a little BIT. I'M LOSING CONTROL OF MY BLADDER. Oh my god. Oh my god, Karen's back.
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Is that Karen? Take her to a motel. Make love to her, Jim. No, I'm not doing that.
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Just say you want to get back together. No, I'm not doing that. It doesn't have to mean anything. Just do it for Stanley.
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Come on, Jim. Just climb on top of her and think about Stanley. Oh, God.
Speaker A
Oh, Jim. If this is it for me, promise me something. Jim? Who shot Dundy?
Speaker A
Hey, Karen. Uh, what are you doing here? First of all, hi. What are you doing here?
Speaker A
You good? I'm just checking on the other branches. Michael wants me to do that from time to time so Oh, that's Michael right there. Hold on a sec.
Speaker A
Uh, Utica's all set. I'm going to head on to Albany. Jim, let me tell you and there's a crowbar in the trunk.
Speaker A
Bring in the crowbar. There's so much Why are you here? I'm the getaway driver.
Speaker A
Do not tell Karen about the inductee. She'll got here. Copy that. I want to I FELT TRULY BLESSED.
Speaker A
AH, TO BE working with all of you. You know, before this all started, uh, funny story, I was in the bathroom vomiting and vomiting men's room.
Speaker A
Okay. That's why it's been shut down for most of the evening. That's why it's So, Jim is expressing himself.
Speaker A
Hosts don't get Dundy. This This is truly special for me. And, uh, anyway, it's so much lighter Okay, we're done. That's it.
Speaker A
Michael, are we What? We're done. We're done. So, that is how it ends. My last Dundies ever.
Speaker A
I was hoping it would be more like Godfather 3, that wrapped up the whole franchise in an extremely satisfying way, but instead it is like Godfather 1 that was very confusing, had maybe three big laughs.
Speaker A
Oh well. Hey Michael, we were thinking maybe we could keep this thing going. What?
Speaker A
Yeah. I mean, some some people didn't win awards. That's kind of lame. Yeah, what am I going to tell my daughter when I come home without a Dundie? Oh, Daddy didn't distinguish himself at his work. Daddy's invisible in the man's world.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's a bummer. Trust me, I know a little thing or two about being a great dad.
Speaker A
Seriously? You guys want to keep this thing going? I know I'm the cause of this royal screw up, but I would like to see the show go on.
Speaker A
No, no. You're being too hard on yourself. We had a very truncated rehearsal time.
Speaker A
Let's grab some ice cream, go back to the office, and finish what we started.
Speaker A
By his own admission, this person actually tried marijuana in college. So, the Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year Award goes TO ANDY BERNARD!
Speaker A
[applause] THERE'S A LOT OF PEOPLE I'D LIKE TO THANK, but I think we all actually want to thank you, Michael.
Speaker A
Oh, thank you. I mean, we actually really all want to thank you for everything.
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Oh my god, [music] something's happening. 9,986,000 [music] we actually sat down and did the math.
Speaker A
9,986,000 [singing] That's how many minutes that you've worked here. In costumes? And impressions? In meetings?
Speaker A
In [singing] cups of coffee? For birthdays? [music] More meetings and email forwards you made us read.
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9 million, 986,000 [singing] minutes. That's like watching Die Hard [music] 80,000 times. We've been practicing every day after work in the warehouse.
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We just thought it would be a nice thing to do. You hit me with your car.
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You helped me get off drugs. I watch you when you [music] sleep. I forgive you for kissing me. [singing] Remember to call.
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[music] You got to call. Call. Call. [singing] Call. You got to call. Call. [singing] Text [music] or call, email or call.
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Measure. Measure your life in love. I'm not a good performer. But I can sing like a angel.
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Remember to call. [music and singing] Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. Remember to call. Yeah, yeah.
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You got [singing] to remember to call. Remember to call. [singing] Yeah, okay. Well, this is going to hurt like a mother
Topics:The OfficeDundie AwardsKelly KapoorMichael Scottoffice comedyJim HalpertDwight SchrutePam BeeslyRyan the TempToby Flenderson
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