Tommy Bowe and his understudies reading everyone's will

Tommy Bowe and understudies humorously read wills of SMOS members, sharing quirky bequests and heartfelt tributes in a comedic funeral setting.

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Key Takeaways

The wills serve as a comedic device to highlight personalities and relationships within SMOS.
Humor is used to cope with loss and celebrate the unique traits of each member.
Inside jokes and references create a strong community feeling among viewers familiar with SMOS.
The video blends absurdity with genuine affection, making it entertaining and meaningful.
The format of reading wills allows for creative storytelling and character development.

What the video covers

The video features Tommy Bowe and his understudies reading the wills of various SMOS members in a comedic and theatrical manner.
Shane's will includes bizarre bequests like a 40-foot cutout to Damian and dying houseplants to Spencer.
Courtney's will humorously assigns custom scented candles, costumes, and wigs to cast members, with playful insults and jokes.
Olivia's will is read with attempts to make sense of it, revealing quirky gifts like a boyfriend and industrial padlock.
Noah's will includes humorous items such as weed for Tommy and yoga equipment from Kimmy.
The video mixes humor with affectionate nods to the personalities and dynamics within the SMOS group.
Recurring jokes involve NFTs, failed cars, and inside jokes about cast members' traits and habits.
The reading is interspersed with laughter, music, and audience reactions, enhancing the comedic effect.
The video also touches on the legacy and impact of the deceased members within the YouTube and SMOS community.
Overall, it is a satirical yet heartfelt tribute blending absurdity with camaraderie.

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What is the main theme of the video?

The video humorously reads the wills of SMOS members, blending comedy with affectionate tributes to celebrate their personalities and relationships.

Who are some of the individuals mentioned in the wills?

The wills mention Shane, Courtney, Olivia, Noah, Tommy Bowe, and other SMOS cast members, each receiving quirky and personalized bequests.

How does the video balance humor and sentiment?

The video uses absurd and playful bequests alongside genuine nods to the members' traits and contributions, creating a mix of satire and heartfelt moments.

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[Music] [Applause] It's too [Laughter] bad. Hello everyone. Uh, no family, just friends. I'm seeing a lot of the same style person here, so I want to just say, Keith, everyone's really happy you're here. Here, okay. I have with me today Shane's.

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will a will is legally binding on its own and yet Shane has written it in his own blood Damian will receive a 40ft tall cutout of Shane that will follow him around that way Damian can continue to live in Shane's

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Will. A will is legally binding on its own, and yet Shane has written it in his own blood. Damian will receive a 40-foot tall cutout of Shane that will follow him around. That way, Damian can continue to live in Shane's.

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to the children's Goodwill if you take them to the full-size adult Goodwill you will be laughed at yeah yeah to Lisa Shane leaves his estate no sorry that's estate it's one of 50 governmental nfts unfortunately nfts will soon be worthless just like

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Shadow. Oh, to Spencer. Shane leaves his dying houseplants. He hopes Spencer can keep them barely clinging to life the same way Spencer has with his own body. Ian shall receive all of Shane's clothes, which he must immediately donate.

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[ __ ] to Tommy Shane leaves his books he says o I'm a big Big Boing guy who reads and Tommy's a stupid [ __ ] idiot whose vocabulary is itty bitty cuz he hasn't picked up a book in a literal

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To the children's Goodwill. If you take them to the full-size adult Goodwill, you will be laughed at. Yeah, yeah. To Lisa, Shane leaves his estate. No, sorry, that's estate. It's one of 50 governmental NFTs. Unfortunately, NFTs will soon be worthless just like.

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Goldbergs I made $1,000 per minute of Television therefore I have 50 bucks hidden inside it just ends there wait a second may he rest in [Applause] [Music] peace wow it's crazy hello everyone welcome to Courtney's funeral I have with me today

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SMOS will be without Shane. Keith shall receive Shane's health insurance. We can figure out whatever the hell he's been complaining [Applause] [Laughter] about. F you. Courtney shall receive Shane's custom scented candles, including the scent he loves to smell the most: his own.

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pupil Courtney took on a lot this year they directed they gave notes on videos and of course they did what the cast does best absolutely [ __ ] nothing this goes without saying Courtney will be missed more than smos

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[ __ ] To Tommy, Shane leaves his books. He says, "Oh, I'm a big Big Boing guy who reads, and Tommy's a stupid [ __ ] idiot whose vocabulary is itty bitty because he hasn't picked up a book in a literal."

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you Amanda yes is given the duty of filling in for Courtney at Miller Gatherings it should be easy to blend in since there's 600 of them Selena will receive Courtney's clothes Selena I hope you like the aesthetic bondage

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Decade. He actually wrote that, and I'm not going through anything right now. His final requests are that his remains are not used as SMOS merch, although he knows that, like everything he's ever done, it will [Laughter] be. His closing statement is this: on.

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Camry they thought Ian would really Vibe with the car since it also hasn't really worked since 2019 Courtney gives Tommy all of their costumes and wigs they hope with them Tommy will create even more funny characters that the writers will ignore

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Goldbergs, I made $1,000 per minute of television. Therefore, I have 50 bucks hidden inside it. Just ends there. Wait a second. May he rest in [Applause] [Music] peace. Wow, it's crazy. Hello everyone. Welcome to Courtney's funeral. I have with me today.

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Courtney when they grow up to quote stay in their [ __ ] Lane [Music] [ __ ] do you mind if I slip into something a little more comfortable [Music] yeah Olivia like her try not to laugh bits died halfway through its

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Courtney's will. While Courtney was well loved by everyone at the office, they were even more loved by The Freaks on Reddit. Courtney was a real go-getter. They always had one eye on the prize and one eye with a weird.

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loved him more than I did it's not gay it's a respect thing respecting each other's [ __ ] [Laughter] what no Olivia leaves Tommy and Olivia doll so he can finally hang out with Olivia like she said we

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Pupil. Courtney took on a lot this year. They directed, they gave notes on videos, and of course, they did what the cast does best: absolutely [ __ ] nothing. This goes without saying, Courtney will be missed more than SMOS.

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celebrities to Damian Olivia leaves a pendant that's very dear to her she cherishes your deep and meaningful friendship and loves you very much never seen them talk to each other before weird I haven't either Noah no Noah will receive Olivia's brain so

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Misses the mark. Onto the will. Kimmy, hi, will receive a final paycheck from Courtney as she will no longer be Courtney's understudy. Thank you, Kimmy. Will also receive a fridge since SMOS always gives her Courtney's leftovers. Very kind. Thank you. Uh, thank.

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seats uh Olivia has left us copies of the Odyssey uh because it's just as hard to read as Olivia is we will all truly miss Olivia let's honor her by doing her favorite pastime looking down on our phones and ignoring

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You, Amanda. Yes, is given the duty of filling in for Courtney at Miller Gatherings. It should be easy to blend in since there's 600 of them. Selena will receive Courtney's clothes. Selena, I hope you like the aesthetic bondage.

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of me I was shocked to hear that Noah was no longer with us I thought there's no way Noah got work outside of SM Noah was uh one of our most unique white guys ha without him all we have is Shane

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[Laughter] librarian. To Jackie, Courtney requests you throw her a parade of female cows and waste management vehicles so even in death she can show off her mommy milkers and huge dumper. I got her. That was a journey, huh? Courtney leaves Ian her 2005 Toyota.

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Bland personality oh my God as a tribute to Lisa and the rest of the cast Noah will be buried under the small office so we never have to wonder if he's going to show up to set again Noah requests that Keith have a

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Camry. They thought Ian would really vibe with the car since it also hasn't really worked since 2019. Courtney gives Tommy all of their costumes and wigs. They hope with them Tommy will create even more funny characters that the writers will ignore.

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twitch Noah leaves Ian some Play-Doh since Ian's childhood was also taken by smos hold oh sorry damn I didn't know Noah's final words are this I still get my day rate for this right this concludes another one of my

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[Laughter] Uh, Courtney leaves nothing to Shane but this message: they were elated that Shane had come back to life, and they hope he can do the same for the SMOS main channel. Courtney's final wish to all of her fans out there that want to be like.

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person hello everyone uh as you know I'm here to read the will and you know that I wouldn't be here if I hadn't established myself in this [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] format two communities have been shaken today by the loss of these men the

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Courtney when they grow up: to quote, stay in their [ __ ] lane. [Music] [ __ ] Do you mind if I slip into something a little more comfortable? [Music] Yeah. Olivia, like her try not to laugh bits, died halfway through its.

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time without R link what would YouTube push as recommended videos to make the other videos look just a little bit better without R link what content can carry on the legacy of sit at table and food at table it is truly the biggest loss that

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Life. Olivia was an actor. As always, I'm here to read the will of the deceased. In the spirit of Olivia, I'll try my best to make sense of this and ultimately fail. Olivia leaves Shane her boyfriend Sam Lerner because, quote, "Shane always.

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they knew they'd only be successful as a Duo oh hey Ian on to the will Keith will receive rtin Link's talent agent because we got to get you out of here man what are you still doing here are you trapped are you

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Loved him more than I did." It's not gay, it's a respect thing. Respecting each other's [ __ ]. [Laughter] What? No. Olivia leaves Tommy an Olivia doll so he can finally hang out with Olivia like she said we.

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respected by the place that they work at has been asked by Rett and link to dunk a bread stick in some Cheeto dust since that's what Trevor looks like Ian will get the deed back to the smos name Ian Rett and Link have some

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Would. Ian will receive nothing from Olivia because it's the amount of acting roles he's booked since the Angry Birds movie. Keith will get Olivia's contact list so that Keith can be the least famous person in a room full of.

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i ns we Courtney has been instructed to put Good Mythical Morning in an airtight tupperware container to ensure that the content doesn't get any more [Laughter] stale Stevie will receive a copy of the movie Signs they thought she'd like it

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Celebrities. To Damian, Olivia leaves a pendant that's very dear to her. She cherishes your deep and meaningful friendship and loves you very much. Never seen them talk to each other before. Weird. I haven't either. Noah, no. Noah will receive Olivia's brain so.

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background of the GMM set so that they can live on to keep the title of oldest people on YouTube may they rest and [Applause] Lynx I don't know [Laughter] you oh sorry Daman did you need to go do

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That Noah can have a pituitary gland that actually works. And lastly, Olivia leaves Courtney her industrial padlock since Courtney is also insecure. I need to borrow that too, actually. If you don't like great, um, if you all look under your.

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coming to what I can only assume is the white guy with beards convention and or the Rick and Morty meet and greet what a legacy he's Left Behind did you know that Jack's films first video to surpass 1 million views was called no

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Seats, uh, Olivia has left us copies of the Odyssey, uh, because it's just as hard to read as Olivia is. We will all truly miss Olivia. Let's honor her by doing her favorite pastime: looking down on our phones and ignoring.

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how do you do that uh I would say we should get on with the will before the body decomposes but a corpse will fit right in because nothing is fresh at SM let's begin Angela will get Jack's wardrobe so she can play new characters

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Everyone else in the room. Oh, y'all are still here. Make sure you rest in [Applause] peace. [Music] Holy. Hello everyone. Not sure why I'm always the one that has to read the will, but once again, I.

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that fell on the floor Jack gives smos the yesterday I asked you game so that smos can have a second failed board game Jack if you need any tips on how to scrub yours from the internet let's just

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I have it here in front of me. I was shocked to hear that Noah was no longer with us. I thought there's no way Noah got work outside of SMOS. Noah was, uh, one of our most unique white guys. Ha. Without him, all we have is Shane.

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voice so I can sound more gay Brock and turn uh will receive my voice so he can have another in his roster of a kajillion voices I never knew that Family Guy had a kajillion characters you know all those voices and

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Shane number two. Origin Shane and sad fact Shane. We'll really miss you. Spooky skeleton Shan. Spooky skeleton sh. Onto the will. Tommy will receive all of Noah's weed. He hopes Tommy can use it for the same reason he did: to dress up an otherwise.

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warns Damien that they might chase him since dogs historically Chase [ __ ] he has a cat a cat Jack we just met merely moments ago before your death but because I watched your videos it felt like I really knew you we're barely

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Bland personality. Oh my God. As a tribute to Lisa and the rest of the cast, Noah will be buried under the small office so we never have to wonder if he's going to show up to set again. Noah requests that Keith have a.

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away unfortunately passed away because she had nothing left to live for uh as she single-handedly murdered every dumbass man who wasn't allowed to cry as a kid Drew is not without sin she will never be forgiven for appropriating

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Brief moment with Noah's corpse so that, quote, "One last time Keith can put it in my [Laughter] mouth." Damian will receive Noah's entire Twitch audience, so Damian, please enjoy your single new follower at Noah. Gross. Mom, she can't use.

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throat Drew gives Angela her unhinged laugh so Angela can complete her transformation into Donnie from The Wild Thornberries if you don't know who that is he's a feral child who goes Drew also gives Angela her chunky nails so Angela can claw her way to to

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Twitch. Noah leaves Ian some Play-Doh since Ian's childhood was also taken by SMOS. Hold on, sorry. Damn, I didn't know. Noah's final words are this: I still get my day rate for this, right? This concludes another one of my.

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personality Drew gives Tommy her giant eyelashes she hopes they will shade his eyes from the blinding light bouncing off Shane's forehead Drew gives Amanda her agent they needed someone to fill the type of if a tree was in Mean

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Will readings, and let this be a lesson to us all here today: if you do one single good thing on SMOS, they'll make you do it again and again until you're bad at [Applause] [Music] it. So much bigger and.

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connect with a man Drew leaves her Taxidermy body to Ian so now he can finally tell a girl about Korean action films without her walking away Andrew give smos 10 seconds to go into our archive to delete all the

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Person. Hello everyone. Uh, as you know, I'm here to read the will, and you know that I wouldn't be here if I hadn't established myself in this. [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] format. Two communities have been shaken today by the loss of these men. The.

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boys will grow up to be good men and so young girls will grow up to look like a yassifieds [Laughter] [Applause] she rest in [Applause] peace Damen died so suddenly it really was in the blink of both eyes really

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Artist community will dearly miss Jason Mamoa, drawn from memory, and the political world will dearly miss Rachel Maddow. Without RTin Link, YouTube will never be the same. What will 38-year-olds put on in the background while they consider going outside for the first.

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everything and if the lights were too bright and if we were all too loud Damian was so focused on Justice he was basically Batman he would jump to action as soon as he saw the virtue signal Daman had uh many priced

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Time? Without RTin Link, what would YouTube push as recommended videos to make the other videos look just a little bit better? Without RTin Link, what content can carry on the legacy of Sit at Table and Food at Table? It is truly the biggest loss that.

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than this [Applause] one Spencer will receive daman's courage and Spencer doesn't have the balls it's true it's true true Olivia will receive Damian's twitch but don't worry there's meds for that um oh God uh Rachel will receive a book

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The YouTube community has seen since SMOS turned down all of my sketch pitches. Unfortunately, I never met RTin Link, and to think that they've passed me in the hallway many times. I have today with me their joint will, which they wrote together because.

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people of colored hair in his memory let's all call out of work tomorrow and take our cat to the vet amen a woman a non-binary friends woo yes oh my God oh God this jacket unlike Ted is very

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They knew they'd only be successful as a duo. Oh, hey Ian. Onto the will. Keith will receive RTin Link's talent agent because we got to get you out of here, man. What are you still doing here? Are you trapped? Are you.

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hit or like he's in a documentary in silhouette you today we pray for a man who proves that somehow some way there's always room for another white guy I know we're all shaken up by the loss of Eddie

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Okay? Chase noted here as, quote, mythical Spencer has been asked to continue his role on Good Mythical Morning as their token some guy. Anything for you. To Trevor, n

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she can sleep in it cuz she's so tiny seriously though seriously though Olivia will receive Ted's glasses so Olivia can ice skate on them so tiny okay no but really really Olivia will receive Ted's bedroom Studio to hang in instead of the smos lobby so

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Olivia can finally argue with her boyfriend in private but I hope she doesn't get lost in the room Ted gives me his hair to take care of since I'm used to hair that makes sense from far away but up close is

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utter nonsense Ted also gives me his content since I too come out once a month Shane gets Ted's fans since Ted and Shane are only a little hot once you get to know them Ted would like to return to Daman the

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remaining milk that both of their Skins are made out of and Ted gives Noah his seasoned pass to the Rainforest Cafe so he can return to his original family of animatronic lemur we here at smos will dearly miss

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having an actually relevant YouTuber on our Channel Ted I hope wherever you are you finally figured out what kind of content you want to land on you know [Music] this roasts jokes like a lot of kimys have been said

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before thank you so much for being here for Kimmy's funeral God Kimmy there's so much I will miss about you I will miss your face which after your tragic accident was permanently stuck in a smile uh you were always having those

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allergic reactions where you were like gasping for air the doctor said it was her laughing I don't buy it I will miss you on try not to laugh God you were so good sitting in that stool there was so much Kimmy did in

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life like did you know she has a hot sauce based on her feisty personality you might recognize it as Chobani yogurt and I don't know if anyone knows this but Kimmy was engaged [Laughter] I don't know how anyone know that Kimmy

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was supposed to marry tall Shane later this year um but in her place Shane will marry a bag of sugar with high-waisted [Laughter] jeans now Kimmy would not want us to cry she did enough of that when she was

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alive instead let's celebrate her life the way Kimmy would with 14 pool parties let's get on to this will oh dear arasha will receive Kimmy's iconic outfits arasha I hope you like the aesthetic lingerie Cowboy I know it's different than your

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current aesthetic extra in a college movie written by a 50-year-old man as per Kimmy's wishes Shane top will join tall Shane as his wrestling partner uh new tag team name ideas are are these uh Russian nesting dolls um don't talk to me or my son ever

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again and Shane top isn't the main one this time uh Noah will receive Kimmy's yoga equipment since Noah's a stretched out Oompa Loompa Kimmy leaves Courtney a box set of The Big Bang Theory here's a big bang theory that Courtney got bangs cuz they

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didn't feel queer [Applause] enough a journey I told you that in [Laughter] confidence and Olivia will receive Kimmy's bank loan she thought Olivia would relate to it since it also has low interest God damn goodbye sweet kimy on this

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Comedy Channel you were by far the [Applause] kindest I have to piss so bad Amanda okay not sure if anyone's on Tik Tok but there have been recent sightings of giants one of those giants is here today the giant of stage and Screen Amanda

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lehan Kanto Amanda was an extremely talented actor she committed so hard to everything that she did like pretending smos was worth her time or that her dress in the astrology music video didn't make her want to kill herself

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oh my God one of the last memories I have with Amanda is when she and I went on a double date together I brought my boyfriend a cartoon boy and and Amanda brought her fiance a literal Yeti my boyfriend ate a swirly lollipop

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her fiance ate the waitress and Amanda she ate and now on to something all of us seem to be running out of the will since Amanda is very aware of the economic climate Shane will receive a loan to assist with the recession on his

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head Olivia will receive a cameo in the post credits of a Marvel movie since Olivia loves showing up late and being in movies for less than a minute do not be afraid chance will receive Amanda's thickest sunglasses to

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hide his biblically accurate eyes what Ian will receive Amanda's inability to learn board games here's a boor game hearing Ian talk about restaurants I've been doing this every time and Angela will receive Amanda's anti-aging cream because similar to

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Amanda could either be 25 or 55 Angela could be 13 or a feral guinea pig Amanda has asked Lisa our HR person to spare Tommy from any repercussions of being the office [ __ ] Amanda writes quote Lisa please understand that it's

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not Tommy's fault that he chose a bit that works in every funeral he is required to roast his beloved co-workers over and over again and he often feels like he has to continuously up the ante but Tommy loves his co-workers his

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friends and he would hate for them to think otherwise with love Amanda oh my God Amanda thank you you humongous [ __ ] Amanda's honor grab the shoulder of the person nearest you make deep deep eye contact and tell them

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that you love [Music] them Josh has finally passed and now we have no more buff men with zero sex appeal to put in our videos normally it's Tommy Who does these ones but Tommy's out sick he's out sick of doing the same bit 12 funerals

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straight or 12 funerals gay I'm an I'm honored to be here today to be a part of Josh's funeral uh some of you may know this but both of us were raised Jewish we're of the chosen people but if

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it was up to me I would have chosen to never have known this [Applause] guy in line with Jewish tradition uh before we bury the body it must be washed luckily this morning before he passed which was in the

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afternoon Josh bathed in his daily bath of pasta water and creatine so that's also the smell as well in a Jewish funeral you're supposed to bury the body in a very simple box so luckily today we've got one that is covered in smos

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branding all right Josh's will now to Olivia Josh has left you his croissant recipe uh which of course you won't be needing because you're already flaky and way too expensive Ian Josh has left you his pairing knives because everything you say is

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dicey as well he left you his knife sharpener to help with that dull [Laughter] person you know it's coming yeah we all know it's coming it's not a funeral without one of these your personality is dull Shane Josh has left you his

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teaspoons because got little spoon energy V even after Josh is passing he's requested that you keep your job in the mythical kitchen uh we know that you were hired during Co and it's insanely obvious that R and Link had a no taste

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when you came through uh Nicole o Nicole uh this is interesting you don't get anything uh cooking related from Josh you said you don't need any new cooking materials just his jean shorts cuz he always seems to cut you

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off uh Trevor Josh has decided to leave you with some Lion's main mushrooms because you look like Eddie redm high on mushrooms arasha you will receive a pot of boiling water because most people can't stand being in contact with you

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for more than a few moments sorry I felt bad in the middle of saying it uh oh this one uh Damen Damen you will receive uh Josh's corner office so that you can finally use your resistance fand fre which for some

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reason you thought was a smart idea to use next to the writers who write all of the jokes for the funerals Josh you will be missed and it's safe to say that hiring you was the best decision mythical made since

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finally kicking smos out of their office so thank you I just want to say that we're filming in a new set and this change to my environment has me about to blow [Laughter] up where were you when Garrett died I

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was with Garrett and I handed him a Starbucks and he took his last breath many people didn't know Garrett as much as he so desperately wanted them to uh one thing he is known for is being the madman behind your favorite eat it

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or E it foods like oops this melted my teeth off uh Garrett also had a dog uh named Danny Who Loved trash so much that he cried when Garrett was too far away Garrett was a shape shifter of

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sorts to some Garrett was like if a tumble weed was embarrassed I like to others Garrett was the embodiment of when white people worry they did a microaggression but to me Garrett was like if a pair of cargo shorts had

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nothing in the pockets because I was on vacation I was unable to attend Chef Josh's funeral and roast beef get it um plus like the smos main Channel I was completely out of ideas um oh also I want to note that Garrett has

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written this will in pencil because he was worried it wouldn't biodegrade if he used permanent marker Noah will receive paper towels and allpurpose cleaner because Garrett thought Noah was a sink after manscaping little bits of hair all over you know

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what I mean Vita will receive Garrett's extended family because Vita hugs like they don't have one wow you come up with that Amanda will receive a microscope so she can keep exploring her femininity you got it girl keep looking

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on the journey Tommy thank you for putting me in here uh Tommy will receive some whiskey which seems to be his main supplement during his bulk Shane will receive G's PR because Shane has never been canell unlike the

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he was on Rachel will receive sole custody of their dog Dany because she gets off on caring for Scrappy unemployable creatures that are ugly in a cute way chance will receive Garrett's Hasbro tabletop game since chance is a hungry

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hungry bottom see I thought I was going to get that cuz I love gobbling marbles Angela will receive one of those windup teeth toys since Angela is like if a mouth had legs you wish I know we're all mourning the loss

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of our dear producer oh my God but nobody is mourning him more than the diverse population of Portland Oregon to whom he has left his Portland organs did that's humor for Garrett a bad joke um in memory of Garrett let's take

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a 3-we vacation and get confused when we get promoted to freelance I'm Gonna Miss You Garrett sort [Applause] of it's going to be [Music] okay try and fail but never try to fail Jared Leto hello my name is chance and I'm

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honored to be here as the only guy who has tried guys in this room I think I hope the TR guys finally got to do the one thing they never tried dying and while they are gone now they will be

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deeply missed by white people who can't afford Dropout TV everywhere watching a tri guys video was like watching Michelangelo paint the cinee chapel film it edit it splice it up with three ads about dog food and then asking people to smash that like

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button now I've been tasked with reading the will it's usually Tommy but he said quote ew those breeders give me the ick so here we go firstly Ian will receive Zach and Keith's wedding rings he doesn't need them though because Ian

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is married to the game the game of how few words can I use to describe how my weekend went it was good the record is not we all fondly remember when Keith uh tried the Subway menu but here's a

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Subway the way Ian acts Damian will receive Eugene's reason for not being here so he finally has a legitimate excuse arasha you will receive Keith's Neutra bullet so you can finally learn to blend y make damn he didn't mean it he didn't

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mean it you didn't mean [Laughter] it oh no smos will receive Zach's crutches so we can stop leaning on Shane just doing the same three characters Eugene will receive whatever he wants for me including but not limited to this

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dick de nut and that ass Jackie will receive the rights to the try guys show without a recipe because Jackie's already producing her own show without a filter Kelsey we get the triy guys podcast the tripod if you don't know

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tripod is actually a nickname for a guy with a huge penis but the tri guys should have gone with a more fitting title popsocket I will be receiving Eugene's number please we will all miss the try guys and

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I'm supposed to say something nice here but I didn't know smos so ain't no way I know the try guys thank [Applause] you oh hey Kevin uhoh no we all knew this would happen I am truly honored to have been

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roasted by this esteemed group of queer passing individuals it is every person's dream to die surrounded by the friends with the least amount of testosterone I feel like my entire career at smos has led to this moment my

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death you know dying feels a lot like watching the smos movie at first you're sad it's happening and when it's finally over you're no longer in pain as you all know a funeral would not be complete without a will reading so

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let's get on to it Amanda will receive my weird haircut so she can play a sexually repressed middle-aged woman a role she's never played before Oh my God Ian will receive my epip pen since Ian looks like me after

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an allergic reaction Rachel will be tasked to close my chicken coup so she can finally shut it and get some [ __ ] Courtney will receive my gay rewards punch card just mentioned being gay eight times a month to get a free

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upgrade to diverse parenthesis white Noah will receive my clay sculpture of Noah maybe that way he can finally make something of himself and Spencer will receive my anatomical map so he knows where to to put that oh so curious

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finger yeah before I go back to aernal brunch with Jonathan vaness my personal he let me Express that I want to be buried next to the rest of the cast but not like right next to them but like

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just off to the side but really close and my final wishes are that we get Shane in this video so people will actually watch it [Applause] be in the thumbnail this was crazy and I was going to cry earlier and now I'm so

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overwhelmed that I'm just a big box of likey so I can't believe this I'm so overwhelmed and I love all of you it's crazy [Applause] C my God wait who's that guy what wow all right wow thanks for watching guys there two

Speaker A

videos [Applause] below die you're going to die next that's you oh good

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