Phoebe Waller-Bridge's FUNNIEST Scenes in Crashing! | Part 2

I really appreciate you bumping me up. Thank you. A guardian can fast drag another guardian. It keeps the community feeling strong. Indeed, indeed. Okay, you are aware that if Louise does make a tit of herself, you will be accountable for error. So referee I am. She will not let me down. Great. Now if we can have all your documents and the deposit. So what? I'm afraid we need the money up front. I'm afraid I don't have any money. Well, I need the money now. There are a lot of people on this waiting list who do have the money. Can you hold on for a couple of hours for the money? Yes. I just want the money in. My superiors want the money very much. Okay, ready? Yeah. No deal. Get the money out. Easy. We're gonna name it. Just don't ring the court reads. Oh, I'm on YouTube. I have drinks to drown you in. This one is a real girl. I found it on the Silk Road in Asia. No, no, no. It's a dark internet. Awful place. All sorts of things for sale but the occasional delight. Sip it, sip it. We really can't stay long. No, please, sippy darling. I'm just so touched you popped round. Then whenever just pops round for no reason these days. Sure. What's actually gonna ask you for something? Don't say mummy please. I couldn't bear it. What you're wearing's ridiculous. It's a onesie. It's divine. But where does it open and how does one get into the nightmare to get it all? No, no, I've got the maxi. I can have it off in seconds. These little poppers. So yeah, what's up with me? I'm working in a restaurant. Oh, so are you finally in a relationship? Well, yeah. Lulu always said you would end up together living. He's gonna end up living together. Oh, if I said a whoopsie. Oh, never mind. I have actually met someone engaged. Lovely. Well, she looked like a curvy girl. No, she's slim. She, oh sticky little thing. Is she petite? She's a tiny little thing. She's very smart. So she a polka then? Lovely. Oh darling, this outfit I simply love it. Listen on TV really. My best friend died this morning. Where is it ordered again? Ass. It's at the very, very, very, very top of the stairs. You might be some time. I'm sorry darling. You two will come to each other eventually. Good. Oh, Laura's the money but do you ever let me bum you?

[Laughter] In other things, I think you'd get into it. It's good for angry man. Between you and Will, I cannot turn around without fearing for my sphincter. I'm gonna have to buy a little shield for it. Will the man can't take his eyes off my hole. I can feel them bowing to my jeans every time I bend over. You genuinely think everybody fancies you, don't you? Do Parker cosmonium get outs pretending? I know she's pretending that she never said that. She was pretending. Well, I think you're both dealing with it really well. You guys are the dream. Thank God you're getting married. I'm supposed to do them the way to remind her. No, just pretend you don't know. She's pretending she never said she was pretending. Oh no. No, I've never lasted that ever. What did you do last night? No one believed they can evict people on a weekend. It's Monday. Yeah. No. Yeah. What [ __ ] no. I have to go now. Like now, now. But what happens to Sunday? Not at all. Lulu. Lulu. Hmm. Hi. Did anything come for me this morning? No. Who's that for? Kate. Hey, perfect. You'll love it. By the way, if you feel ill, take the afternoon off. Thanks. Well, that's pajamas. Okay. How can she pretend to look just topless? Everyone says things that we often did. You get totally smashed on your own last night. Shh. I feel horrible. Oh [ __ ]. It's Kate. She's got a balloon or something. God protect that with your life. Hi. Wow. But look at this. I love your balloon. Yes. You okay? So I've been looking at properties in zone 5 and I've come across an old primary school building in Croydon. Case a busy sir. Come at me. No. I think we should talk now. She wants to try some and then we're gonna talk. Mmm-hmm. Did you pal qahal in this? She thinks you're in love with me. Well, that's ridiculous. I know. So I'm picking up totally [ __ ] this Dallas. I didn't go down enough. Did she go to her sisters? Why would she? What? Everyone always goes to their sisters. She doesn't have sisters. Has she got any friends? I don't know. Where did you like going? I don't know. What's her middle name? Okay. I don't know. Where does she normally go? And she storms off and she wants me to find her. She goes to the Turkish bar when she doesn't. She goes to the Italian place. Do you think she wants you to find her? That's a yes. She does. Good one. Stay positive. Let's go Turkish. Thank you. Sure. That's what I'm here for. [Music] We're both single. Fred isn't exciting. How do you feel? I want to drink myself straight. She's not picking up. What is she doing? We don't. He's on the pool. Do I almost definitely? You try her again. Oh my God, there she is. Hey. Stop kissing you. [ __ ] made me call that woman a [ __ ]. Yeah, basically made me call Kate a [ __ ]. Stop laughing at me. Let's let go home. I'll find our way on. You just make everything worse. You did like your dad when you angry. Don't really. Hot. Never speak about my dad like that. You're hot potato dad. No, this is serious. I'm very upset. Come on. Let's go find you little [ __ ]. You said it. Oh my God. You guys never right for each other. He's a very brooding, funny, mysterious, sexy man. Yes. Does he have a massive penis? I'm not sure of the relevance. Does he? I bet I can guess the exact size and shape of his penis. Draw his hard willy on there. Okay. Turn in three, one, two, three. I've always been able to do it, Mary. Have you ever thought that you might be into women? Yeah. I have. Just not a lesbian. No. Okay. But I do. Yeah. They did the most sensation she about. Oh my God. Oh my gosh. It's a lesbian [ __ ]. You. It just makes so much sense. Yes, yes. Caitlin has beer unless beer. [Music] You

need the money now there are a lot of people on this waiting list who do have the money can you hold on for a couple of hours for the money yes I just want the money in my Superior's want the

money very much okay ready yeah No Deal get the money out easy we're gonna name it just don't ring the court reads oh I'm on in youtube I have drinks to drown you in this one is a real girl

I found it on the Silk Road in Asia no no no it's a dark Internet awful place all sorts of things for sale but the occasional delight sip it sip it we really can't stay long no please sippy

darling I'm just so touched you popped round then whenever just pops round for no reason these days sure what's actually gonna ask you for something don't say mummy please I couldn't bear it what you're Wearing's ridiculous it's a onesie it's divine but where does

it open and how does one get into the nightmare to get it all no no I've got the maxi I can have it off in seconds these little poppers so yeah what's what's up with me I'm I'm working in a restaurants oh so are you

finally in a relationship well yeah Lulu always said you would end up together living he's gonna end up living together oh if I said a whoopsie oh nevermind I have actually met someone engaged lovely well she looked like she a curvy girl no

she's slim she Oh sticky little thing is she petite she's tiny little thing she's very smart so she a polka then lovely oh darling this outfit I simply love it listen on TV really my best friend died this morning where is it ordered again

ass it's at the very very very very top of the stairs you might be some time I'm sorry darling you too will come to each other eventually good Oh Laura's the money but do you ever let me bum you

[Laughter] in other things I think you'd get into it it's good for angry man between you and will I cannot turn around without fearing for my sphincter I'm gonna have to buy a little shield for it will the man can't take

his eyes off my hole I can feel them bowing to my jeans every time I bend over you genuinely think everybody fancies you don't you do Parker cosmonium get outs pretending I know she's pretending that she never said that she was pretending well I

think you're both dealing with it really well you guys are the dream thank god you're getting married I'm supposed to do them the way to remind her no just pretend you don't know she's pretending she never said she was pretending oh no

no I've never lasted that ever what did you do last night no one believed they can evict people on a weekend it's Monday yeah no yeah what [ __ ] no I have to go now like now now but what happens to

Sunday not at all Lulu Lulu hmm hi did anything come for me this morning no who's that for Kate hey perfect you'll love it by the way if you feel ill take the afternoon off Thanks well that's pajamas

okay how can she pretend to look just topless everyone says things that we often did you get totally smashed on your own last night Shh I feel horrible oh [ __ ] it's Kate she's got a balloon or something

god protect that with your life hi Wow but look at this I love you balloon yes you okay so I've been looking at properties in zone 5 and I've come across an old primary school building in Croydon case a busy sir come at me no I

think we should talk now she wants to try some and then we're gonna talk mmm-hmm did you pal qahal in this she thinks you're in love with me well that's ridiculous I know so I'm picking up totally [ __ ] this Dallas I didn't

go down enough did she go to her sisters why would she what everyone always goes to their sisters she doesn't have sisters has she got any friends I don't know where did you like going I don't know what's her middle name okay I don't

know where does she normally go and she storms off and she wants me to find her she goes to the Turkish bar when she doesn't she goes to the Italian place do you think she wants you to find her

that's a yes she does good one stay positive let's go Turkish thank you sure that's what I'm here for [Music] we're both single Fred isn't exciting how do you feel I want to drink myself straight she's not picking up

what is she doing we don't he's on the pool do I almost definitely you try her again oh my god there she is hey stop kissing you [ __ ] made me call that woman a [ __ ]

yeah basically made me call Kate a [ __ ] stop laughing at me let's let go home I'll find our way on you just make everything worse you did like your dad when you angry don't really hot never

speak about my dad like that your hot potato dad no this is serious I'm very upset come on let's go find you little [ __ ] you said it oh my god you guys never right for each other

he's a very brooding funny mysterious sexy man yes does he have a massive penis I'm not sure the relevance does he I bet I can guess the exact size and shape of his penis draw his hard willy on there

okay turn in three one two three I've always been able to do it Mary I have you ever thought that you might be into women yeah I have just not a lesbian no okay but I do yeah they did the most

sensation she about oh my god oh my gosh it's a lesbian [ __ ] you it just makes so much sense yes yes Caitlin has beer unless beer [Music] you