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This live gay dating show got WAY out of hand... | A Live Gay Dating Show with Jessica Kirson

A live gay dating show hosted by Jessica Kirson featuring candid conversations, humor, and adventurous singles seeking love.

Key Takeaways

  • Kindness and emotional work are prioritized in dating preferences.
  • Confidence and a sense of humor are highly valued traits.
  • Versatility and openness in dating roles reflect evolving gay dating norms.
  • Live audience interaction enhances the dynamic and authenticity of the show.
  • Dating is framed as both adventurous and requiring emotional honesty.

What the video covers

  • The show is a live gay dating event hosted by comedian Jessica Kirson, featuring contestants sharing their backgrounds and dating preferences.
  • Contestants discuss their origins, careers, and what qualities they seek in partners, emphasizing kindness, confidence, and adventure.
  • Humor and candidness are central, with jokes about identity, dating experiences, and relationship dynamics.
  • The show features interactive segments where contestants meet and ask each other questions.
  • Physical preferences and versatility in dating roles are openly discussed among participants.
  • Audience engagement and live reactions add energy and spontaneity to the event.
  • The show includes playful games and challenges to help contestants connect.
  • Emphasis on emotional openness, self-work, and kindness as key relationship values.
  • The atmosphere is lighthearted but also explores real dating challenges and breakups.
  • Jessica Kirson’s comedic style blends personal storytelling with audience interaction.

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Questions about this video

Who hosts the live gay dating show?

The show is hosted by comedian Jessica Kirson, who leads the conversations and interactions with contestants.

What qualities do contestants look for in partners?

Contestants emphasize kindness, confidence, humor, adventure, and emotional openness as key qualities.

How does the show engage the audience?

The show features live audience reactions, interactive games, and spontaneous humor to create an energetic and authentic atmosphere.

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00:00
Speaker A
Hi, I'm Jordan. Um, I'm originally from Arkansas, but I live in Harlem. That's a big switch.
00:06
Speaker A
I know. To go from Arkansas, that's like going from, like, I don't know, Iran to Fort Lauderdale. You know what I mean?
00:13
Speaker A
[laughter] Really big switch. 100%. Arkansas, no offense, there are more people in my city block than in my hometown, right? 'Cause I've performed there. Um, and I'd never gone back. It was, I understand.
00:26
Speaker A
I wouldn't even say I was gay and Jewish. And I was like, I love dick and ham 'cause I wanted to live. [laughter] You know what I mean? Um, [music] hi. How are you? [cheering] Hi. I love the energy in here. I'm so
00:43
Speaker A
happy you came to see the show. Hi. You're not even looking at me. Are you okay? You looked really like you were just looking down. What's going on? The drink. What about it? It just came.
00:56
Speaker A
That's what he said. Um, that's the kind of laughter I need from you guys.
01:03
Speaker A
You have a big dick. Jesus Christ. No, I just looked down. There was like a [ __ ] tent that I used to stay in when I was at a Girl Scout. That is [ __ ] [laughter] Are you hiding it now? I don't want it.
01:16
Speaker A
I like I cannot see a dick. It's been years since I've seen it. Since University of Maryland since I was Yeah.
01:24
Speaker A
Yes. Did you go there too? My mom. Great. Okay. Um, my mom. She's geriatric like you.
01:34
Speaker A
[laughter] Okay. So, I'm going to bring out your first contestant and he's so cute. Give him a big hand. Jeremy, come out, Jeremy. [cheering] [applause] Okay. Um, Jeremy, hi. Are you excited?
01:55
Speaker A
I am. So, why don't you tell everyone what you do? Okay. Um, I'm a comedian as well. Um, I do, uh, I produce some advertising, content creation. I'm an actor and I bartend.
02:07
Speaker A
Wow. Life is hard, right? I used to bartend, too. Yeah. I drank everyone's drinks. Um, [laughter] what are you looking for in a partner?
02:16
Speaker A
Like, what qualities? Um, I really like confidence. Um, I like somebody who doesn't take themselves too seriously, you know, like the mean gays.
02:25
Speaker A
I'm not for the mean gays. That's not the vibe for me. [laughter] Yeah. And um Yeah. Yeah. I like somebody who's like, uh, down for adventure. I'm very, very social. I'm not a homebody. You know, if somebody's like, "Let's go on a
02:39
Speaker A
first date and we're going on an obstacle course," I'd be like, "Absolutely. This guy's getting laid tonight." Whoa. I am not going on an obstacle course, just so you know. Are you sure?
02:49
Speaker A
No, I'm not. I'm, I can't. I've done everything. I'm dead inside. Okay. Okay. Um, now let's talk about what you're looking for physically.
02:59
Speaker A
Okay. I like a tall man. Yeah, it's not a deal breaker, but I do like tall guys. You tall guys are very, very powerful. They do need to be stopped, but in the meantime, I'm down for them.
03:10
Speaker A
Um, well, that was something. Are you like into that kind of like do you want to take control over a tall guy? Maybe.
03:18
Speaker A
What do you mean? Like, you don't know if you want to dominate a tall guy.
03:22
Speaker A
I think it depends on the vibe, honestly. Like, you're versatile. Yeah. Okay. A lot of you are now. It used to be top bottom. And now you're like, I don't know.
03:30
Speaker A
Can I be real with you? Yeah. No, don't be real with Yes. Be real.
03:34
Speaker A
I'm a bottom, but I will top if duty calls. Right. How many people are like that?
03:40
Speaker A
That's [applause] Well, you guys are great. Um I'm sorry. Um [laughter] [snorts] okay. When was your last relationship?
03:55
Speaker A
Um my last relationship I actually just had like a little sort of a, you know, short relationship just end actually just in the last like week or two.
04:02
Speaker A
Are you okay? Yeah, I'm totally fine. I wasn't in the moment. Like a breakup sucks. You know what I mean? Like going through that is always unpleasant. But um yeah, it wasn't super super, you know, uh we hadn't been like hanging out for a
04:14
Speaker A
really long time, so the get over it period was a lot shorter than, uh, than you know, like a multi-year marriage.
04:21
Speaker A
You seem like really okay. I'm surprised you're a fan. [laughter] He's like, "Yeah, the breakup was fine and everything's [laughter] fine. I'd like to go on an adventure scavenger hunt." Okay. Um All right. So Jeremy, you are so adorable. Are you ready to meet the
04:40
Speaker A
three guys? And then there's other guys in the audience also that are single that are here. You know, we just couldn't bring 80 people on the stage, but fantastic.
04:48
Speaker A
Are you ready to meet the three guys? Yeah, absolutely. All right. [cheering and applause] Yes.
04:55
Speaker A
Okay. So, Brian, Brandon, and Ryan, come out. Everyone sounds the same. Crayon. No. Okay. Come on out. Give them a hand. Come on, guys.
05:09
Speaker A
[cheering and applause] Hi. You guys are gorgeous. [screaming] I'm Aren't they beautiful? These men are beautiful. [cheering] All right. So, why don't you ask them?
05:23
Speaker A
What do you want to ask them? You guys have name tags on. So, [snorts] Brandon, Brian, and Ryan. It's, uh, You sound like You sound like triplets from Ohio.
05:34
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. They all play lacrosse. You know what I mean? They're all remixes of each other, right? Well, you all are. Okay.
05:44
Speaker A
[laughter] Okay. Why don't you do you want to ask them any questions like where they're from, what they do, how they're, um, uh Brandon, where are you from? What do you do?
05:58
Speaker A
Um I'm from New York. I was born in the Bronx. Okay. Anyone know? Okay. Woo. Um, [laughter] I'm an actor and interior designer. Uh, yeah.
06:09
Speaker A
What? Um, uh, what would we have seen you in anything? No. Okay. This business is horrific.
06:16
Speaker A
Not yet. I can't take it. Not yet. I like that. Not yet. Yeah. Not yet is good. That's positive.
06:21
Speaker A
Absolutely. Absolutely. Brian, how about you? Where are you from? Hi, I'm Brian [laughter] said that.
06:27
Speaker A
Uh, I grew up in the woods of Connecticut. Okay. Christ. Great. Are you the uni bomber? What's going on?
06:34
Speaker A
No, just building bridges, you know, in the creek in the backyard. Lesbian. Yeah. Lesbian energy.
06:40
Speaker A
In the woods. I know. Uh I live here now, of course. Okay, cool. And what do you do? Like what do you do for work?
06:45
Speaker A
Yeah, so I just, uh, I graduated this morning. Um Oh my god. Wow. That's amazing.
06:50
Speaker A
[cheering] Wow. A master's in, uh, social work to become a therapist. Congratulations. I teach breath work in a sauna.
06:58
Speaker A
Wow. Oh my god. Um, I never going I'm sorry, but I, I can't breathe right now.
07:04
Speaker A
[laughter] You may come help you. All right. And what about Carol on the end?
07:12
Speaker A
I really love this crowd. I, I'm being, I wouldn't say it if I didn't. Trust me, I really love you guys.
07:18
Speaker A
Ryan, how about you? Where you from and what do you do? Hey. Um, I'm from San Francisco.
07:22
Speaker A
Oh, wow. That's shocking. You're gay from San Francisco. Hard to come by. Um, I am a server, actor, singer, photographer.
07:33
Speaker A
Very cool. Whatever. You know, whatever you got to do. Multihyphenate. Everybody's multihyphenate. You got to be.
07:39
Speaker A
Yeah. A lot of artists here. I like it. Yeah. It's great. We should all jump off our bridge.
07:44
Speaker A
Um, [laughter] so let me ask you guys a question before because we're going to play a little game together. What kind of person are you looking for, Carol?
08:00
Speaker A
Someone who is kind, obviously. Humor is a huge plus. Um, someone who just like wants to be silly and like play games and drink some wine, you know, go to a happy hour and close to their family and
08:17
Speaker A
it's creative, but it doesn't have to be all creative, but it's creative. You know what I mean?
08:22
Speaker A
That's great. I love that you said kind first because after failed relationships, that was the first thing I was like, if someone's not kind, forget it. They have to be kind and they have to work on themselves, right? I
08:34
Speaker A
love how quiet everyone is. They're like, I made horrible decisions. It really is the most important thing. And and what about you?
08:42
Speaker A
Uh someone who's grounded. Um someone who's curious about life, about themselves, about the other person. Uh, someone willing to, well, breathe in a sauna, maybe do a nice bath. Um, someone who's adventurous, uh, like likes to travel. Um, someone
08:58
Speaker A
who asks good questions. Yeah. You're like, that's enough, right? No, I'm not saying no. [laughter] No, because we are playing a game where we all have to [ __ ] But this is the thing 'cause that's going to take a while
09:10
Speaker A
'cause it takes me a while at this point.
09:23
Speaker A
Just someone who can match my freak, I guess, my energy. I mean, [laughter] Brandon.
09:31
Speaker A
Yeah. I someone who's kind, obviously, nice, funny, outgoing. I just I'm never I never stop moving and I need someone who also is like that.
09:40
Speaker A
Do you have ADD? Probably. Undiagnosed. Yeah, we most of us do. I can diagnose you.
09:46
Speaker A
Oh, please. [laughter] I think we should play a game now. Do you guys want to love to play a game? [cheering] Yes.
09:54
Speaker A
Okay. So, I what I'm going to do is I'm going to work each one of you out because I don't know if you know this, I'm also a trainer on the side. I do a lot of training at Barry's and Yeah. Um,
10:08
Speaker A
so I'm going to train you and while I'm training you, you see him. He's hot in the gym and you're trying to like check do that gay guy thing. You know what I'm saying? [laughter] You know, whatever you guys do to pick
10:21
Speaker A
each other up. [laughter] Um so I'm [laughter] I need help. I'm going to work out with you guys one at a time. Uh, Carol, I guess you'll go first because you're the only name I remember.
10:38
Speaker A
That's actually true. I don't even know where I am right now. All right, let me find the props. You guys can talk and Oh, this is Sarah, my partner. This is [screaming] [cheering] Okay. Oh, wait. I don't want to bend
10:51
Speaker A
down. Um, thank Is that a dildo? All right. So, is that a sock? What's happening? Okay. Let's see. Yeah, that's I You can put a headband on me. Um, okay.
11:07
Speaker A
Yes. [applause] You look great. [laughter] Okay. Um I'll I'll give you guys each a headband. Do we have one? Yeah. This is This will just take a half hour. Is this a headband?
11:21
Speaker A
Is it a blindfold? No, it's you can wear it as a blindfold. I don't All right. Um you can pick up whatever you want. Uh Carol, come here. Carol, you look fine. Trust me. I'm I'm a lesbian. We don't care as much. All
11:35
Speaker A
right. Do we have some music we can play? Is that okay? Okay, this is nice. It's like corny Jewish music. Um, [laughter] do you want a jump rope or do you want to hang yourself? Um, that everyone who's depressed just laughed at
11:54
Speaker A
that. It's why I don't wear a scarf. All right. So, I know that's a great joke.
11:59
Speaker A
It's too tempting. [laughter] Take your time. Okay. So, that's good. You You're sweating. Oh.
12:09
Speaker A
Oh [cheering] wow. That's good. Um, wow. [cheering] Good job. That's good. Now you notice him, you know. Yeah. Yeah. If you want to. Yeah.
12:30
Speaker A
Okay. All right. We can stop the music. Okay. Um, so you see him in the gym.
12:37
Speaker A
What would you say to him after that big workout? [laughter] Hey, is that what you guys normally say or I'll let you do it. Let me Okay, welcome to the club. All right.
12:49
Speaker A
Um [laughter] hey. All right. Now, jump rope. Like, that's what you would say. You can imagine if you didn't even have a jump rope and you're like, "Would you like to jump rope? I want to kill my mother."
13:01
Speaker A
All right. So, um, all right. I I And if you were to ask him out, what would you say?
13:09
Speaker A
Go out. That's nice and straightforward. Yeah. You said, "Do you want to go out?" Yeah.
13:15
Speaker A
You do? Yeah. I'd go out. We go out. All right. Cool. All right. Thank you so much.
13:20
Speaker A
It was impressive. Like he That is a very short jump rope for a very tall man. And he made it work.
13:25
Speaker A
I know. It was like he was doing with a keychain. It was [ __ ] crazy. That was amazing what you just did. [applause] That was great.
13:33
Speaker A
Okay. All right. Thank you so much, Car. All right. Um, now I know, Car, a lot of you are catching it. All right.
13:39
Speaker A
[laughter] Um, are you ready to go, Brian? You can do the weights. That might be easier. I still can't believe he just did that with the jump rope. You can just grab whichever. Yeah. Oh, so and then you'll
13:50
Speaker A
just go over here and then like just you can work out and kind of, you know, hit him. Hit on him.
13:58
Speaker A
Oh, [screaming] that's good. Down there. Yeah, it's a good first choice. Okay. Yeah. So, you see him at the gym.
14:08
Speaker A
Someone just said lower. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? [screaming] Oh. He's basically so low. He's like a dog running on the carpet. You know, when a dog just scoots. [laughter] Okay. And now you see him. And how would
14:24
Speaker A
you like how I love when gay men like how you guys notice each other and what would you do if you thought he was hot in the gym? You're both single.
14:32
Speaker A
Wow. Amazing tat. Uh like his tattoo though. Yeah. Okay. You can say tat. [laughter] Yeah. Great tat. Um want to go for a walk sometime?
14:45
Speaker A
Yeah, that's a great I would absolutely say yes to that. Yeah, asking to go on a walk is really amazing. I've never heard a gay guy like that's really that's sweet.
14:56
Speaker A
It's like usually like, "Hey, you want to lick my balls? I'll be done working out in about an hour.
15:02
Speaker A
Uh, that's really sweet. I love that. He also he also had like good like good prep game and like eye contact like he like eased into it, you know, and I respect that. I'm a gentle soul.
15:17
Speaker A
I'm so sorry. No, that's you guys are beautiful people. I mean that. I really do. That's very sweet what you just said. All right. Well, great job. It's a little uncomfortable. All right. Great job. Give him a hand. Oh. Oh,
15:30
Speaker A
and good technique. Like those were you were just on your All right. That was a fine squat.
15:35
Speaker A
Okay. Um, are you ready, honey? I am. Okay, Brandon. Right. Okay, Brandon, you can pick up whatever.
15:42
Speaker A
I mean, there's really just these three and a jump rope. You're I love your outfit.
15:48
Speaker A
Are you gay? Um [laughter] Oh, you picked the big It was too light. Okay, let me try it.
16:00
Speaker A
All right, so [laughter] Oh [screaming] I didn't even ask for the music. So, you're just working out and then you notice him at the gym.
16:13
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, [screaming and cheering] [music] help me. Yeah, that's good. He's a spotter. Welcome.
16:32
Speaker A
Oh, that's a hot look. Yeah. All right. Good job. That was amazing. Um, that was great. You guys all did a great job. Can you grab the mic? Can we Can you turn the music off? And can you
16:47
Speaker A
get me a gun? All right. So, [laughter] I can't imagine what I look like right now. Like, I feel it. You know when you feel something on your head? What?
17:01
Speaker A
Richard? That's Yeah, that's great. In a psych word. That makes sense. [laughter] Thank you. All right. So, is there anything you want to ask him or why did you why did you go with the uh girl?
17:16
Speaker A
The music? I don't know. It just like inspired me. Okay. Okay. It wasn't like It wasn't because of vanity, was it?
17:24
Speaker A
No, that was the last thing on my mind. Of course. Of course. [laughter] That was Of course.
17:31
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. No, I just I Your arms are so big, so I was trying to, you know.
17:35
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. This is getting hot. Yeah. There's seven guys jerking off in front of the stage.
17:42
Speaker A
I love it. Thank you for doing that. [applause] It was a bold look. Yeah. Do you Do you want to choose? Who are you going to choose?
17:53
Speaker A
I'm going to choose Brian. Yeah, [screaming] Brian. Okay, great. I love this. Um, you guys can go back and jerk each other off.
18:01
Speaker A
[laughter] Um, you guys are amazing. Really, and so are all of you in the audience. There are a lot of single guys here who are great. Uh, so if any of you want to meet them dur after the show, whatever. You
18:12
Speaker A
can hang out by the bar and why don't the two of you go off and get to know each other better.
18:16
Speaker A
Amazing. Okay. Thanks, Jessica. You can tell. Of course. [applause] Okay. So, we're going to start the next game. Um I mean the next Yeah. setup. Uh this is with women. Are you guys excited? We're changing it up.
18:34
Speaker A
[cheering] Yeah. There's a lot of dikes here. [cheering] Wow. God. Well, yeah. We'll all play catch. We'll play catch later.
18:45
Speaker A
Um I'm going to introduce her. She's so amazing. So much fun. Give her a big hand. Grace. Come out, Grace. [cheering] [applause and cheering] Oh my god. Okay, Jess, this is so exciting.
19:08
Speaker A
Okay, so Grace, you are a therapist. Can you tell us what kind of therapist you are? Yeah, sure. I, by the way, my voice doesn't usually sound like this. I also bartend on the weekends and so it was long.
19:21
Speaker A
Did you have to scream at people this weekend? Yes, I do. Do you work in Jersey as on the Jersey Shore? Yeah.
19:28
Speaker A
Jesus Christ, that's a lot. It is. I went to the Jersey Shore my whole life.
19:33
Speaker A
Yes. That's the voice. Um but yes, I am a full-time therapist, mostly trauma therapy at an outpatient program.
19:42
Speaker A
An outpatient place. That's a lot. That's hard work. It is. Is it people in recovery or is it Yeah, typically that's what we would say, recovery. But it's all types.
19:52
Speaker A
All types. All types. It's all crazy [ __ ] Yeah. Um, great. And why don't you tell us what you're looking for?
20:00
Speaker A
Honestly, Jessica, I don't know what I'm looking for. I've been single for a while. Um, the dating scene is hard out there. Yeah. So, I would love to find love. Um, but not U-Haul. Not what you U-Haul, right? So, you don't want People don't
20:19
Speaker A
do that as much now like as they used to. They do. Do women do that still? I feel like I feel like when I do crowd work, they're like, "We've been together six years and we just moved into I'm like,
20:30
Speaker A
"Are you [ __ ] crazy?" But that's what I want. So, how long have you been single for?
20:35
Speaker A
Um, don't feel bad. I mean, some people probably like I'd say two to three years.
20:41
Speaker A
Okay, that's not that long of a time. I guess. Where do you normally meet people on the apps?
20:45
Speaker A
Yeah, like Hinge. I've been on a few dates. Yeah. It's really hard. And what what are you looking for? Like are you looking for like they were saying kind, artistic, creative, like spur of the moment and lookwise. But
21:04
Speaker A
um let's start with what I don't want. I just don't want a narcissist. Oh god.
21:09
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We some of us have dealt with that. It is a nightmare. A nightmare.
21:15
Speaker A
Yeah. Um someone who's driven. I'm pretty open. Yeah. Um hardworking, a little sporty, I think. Has hobbies.
21:25
Speaker A
Okay, that's good. These are great answers. It's hard. But the narcissist, a lot of you know this already, but they schmoo you up front.
21:31
Speaker A
Oh, yeah, they do. That's why I became a therapist actually. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
21:35
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay, I think we should bring out the contestants. What do you guys think?
21:39
Speaker A
[cheering] Bri, Alexa, and Allison. [cheering] Hi. Hi, guys. Hi. Thank you for coming. Jesus, that was Yeah you're okay. Um, guys, thank you so much for coming here. Yeah, you had a What's your name again? I'm sorry.
22:12
Speaker A
Emily. Emily, you had a nice hug. Like, that was a butch [ __ ] hug. I'm not saying you're but you like [laughter] I'm butch, but I'm not butch butch. You know what I'm saying? Like I'll open the
22:24
Speaker A
door for a woman, but I can't build one. Like that kind of [laughter] What do you do?
22:31
Speaker A
I'm an architect and a professor. A professor. Wow. Where are you professor? I teach at Columbia. Wow.
22:39
Speaker A
Very good. Yeah. What do you teach? I teach architecture. I teach a studio. That was the dumbest thing I've ever asked anyone. [laughter] Can you imagine? I teach law.
22:52
Speaker A
[laughter] And what are you looking for? I'm looking for someone who's kind, ambitious, growthminded, um, working on themselves, but [snorts] also fun, spontaneous, down for anything.
23:05
Speaker A
Oh, that's so great. All right. And what's your name again? Allison. Alexa. Close. It's another Jewish girl name.
23:13
Speaker A
Yeah, I get it. Adam, um, what? This is the add. I just Dr. Cohen, what are you what do you what do you do?
23:27
Speaker A
I work in supply chain consulting, which nobody knows what that means. Okay, cool. That's okay. We've got a 401k and we can take care of you. Oh, do you hear that?
23:37
Speaker A
I like that. I like that. That's hot. [cheering] I love what you just said. That's great.
23:44
Speaker A
And what are you looking for? Um, a woman who is not in the closet and not married to a man. First of all, that's that was hard what you went through. I'm assuming not named Jennifer. [laughter] Very targeted. No, I would say someone
24:02
Speaker A
who's expansive. Someone who is going to enrich all of the areas of my life that are already so great.
24:08
Speaker A
Oh, someone who likes to create moments, who likes adventure, who likes to travel, intellectually curious, just, you know, down to have a good zest for life.
24:17
Speaker A
That's great. These answers are terrific. I've never said the word terrific. I swear to God I You know when you say a word and you're like, I've never said that before.
24:28
Speaker A
Terrific. Okay. and Bri. Hi. Hi. So, want to tell everyone what you do? I work in pharmaceutical marketing. Oh, I knew I liked you.
24:39
Speaker A
Yes. Well, no. Everybody hates those commercials where they're like, "If you take this drug, you might die." Yeah. So, that's You'll have diarrhea. You'll forget your kids.
24:48
Speaker A
Yeah. So, I like to say I'm a drug pusher, but I'm sober. So, it's ironic.
24:53
Speaker A
Well, that's why it's good to be able to push drugs, but you don't do them. Yeah.
24:58
Speaker A
It's amazing. I do that with my kids. So, Okay. Um, and what are you looking for, Bri?
25:07
Speaker A
Well, I'm looking for someone who uh is closer to my age. Um, I I'm looking for someone who's smart, uh, family oriented um spontaneous, like a mix of liking solidified plans, but also can go with the flow. Um, yeah. I'm always like
25:30
Speaker A
looking for a new fun spontaneous adventure. Kind of like why I signed up for this.
25:35
Speaker A
Yeah. So, yeah, it's uncomfortable to be up here. Yeah. And that's another big thing.
25:40
Speaker A
That's good that you guys took a risk and pushed yourselves cuz I've been doing that my whole career as a dancer.
25:45
Speaker A
You know, I've been just saying like I don't want to do tap tonight. I am tired. I feel insecure. But then I get out and I'm like, you know, and I just [laughter] feel great that I took that risk. I
26:00
Speaker A
can't I'm so tired from lifting that one weight that was sitting here. I just can't do it. All right. So, we're going to do a game. We're Well, it I think it'll be really good cuz it'll help you
26:11
Speaker A
know like what how this person would be in conflict. Okay. So, I'm going to be a couple's therapist.
26:19
Speaker A
Um so, let's start with you. Okay. She caught you going through your ex's Instagram and it's someone I'm not saying this would happen, but it's someone that she gets jealous of and uh and she's angry at you. So, let's process what happens.
26:35
Speaker A
She just saw it and um if you could just, you know, get into it a little bit. How are you feeling about what she did?
26:44
Speaker A
Emily, right? Okay. Well, I was on Emily's phone because I wanted to buy a present for her and Yeah. And so I knew that there was this one product she really liked and so I went on Instagram and the most Yeah,
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Speaker A
write that down. And I just have to keep the most recent search [laughter] of Barbara.
27:10
Speaker A
Oh, you know about Barbara? Ira. It just it h I know it happened again. I I Right.
27:19
Speaker A
So, I'm pissed. Okay. So, what do you have to say about this Carol? I think that you have every right to be upset, and I think that was perhaps a behavior, uh, a betrayal of your trust.
27:34
Speaker A
Um, and I knew that this was something that you're already sensitive to, and I shouldn't have done it, and I'm sorry, and I promise I won't do it again.
27:43
Speaker A
Oh, I'm Hold on. Hold on. Wait. Why' you do it? [laughter] I don't have a good reason.
27:59
Speaker A
Use eye messages. Okay, we've talked about this before. Just you don't want to accuse and say you you you. So, just use I feel I understand.
28:10
Speaker A
I feel curious why you did it. That's how you're supposed to say it. It never works, but that's how you're supposed to say it. You're right.
28:19
Speaker A
It was a lapse of judgment. Um, I was feeling vulnerable and I clicked on it and regretted it immediately.
28:28
Speaker A
Do you miss her? No. [laughter] [laughter] I'm sorry. Don't laugh. You know how she gets upset when you laugh? She's trying to really express herself and it's demeaning.
28:51
Speaker A
So, just uh you know, I don't I What should I do, therapist? Um I love that you're putting me on the spot, [ __ ] Um I I think that she really is trying to make an effort and feel sorry for what
29:08
Speaker A
she did. And I think it's, you know, she usually really listens and works on herself. So, it might be good to give her a second chance.
29:17
Speaker A
Fine. That's so passive aggressive. I'm so fine. [laughter] Okay. I think that went well. Do you I think that was really great. I love what you said. That was really good.
29:32
Speaker A
[applause] Okay. Can we try it with you guys? So, you guys were in a restaurant um and she was not she was not being friendly with your friends and you just were quiet and in a mood and you're angry about it.
29:48
Speaker A
Okay. So, let's So, what why don't you tell her how you feel? Okay. I'm going to try to use I statements.
29:55
Speaker A
Yeah, it's very important. Okay. It'll cure everything. Alexa, right? That's right, Alexa. Oh, we're in the car driving home from this event. Yeah, that's even better.
30:07
Speaker A
Okay. Or our we're in therapy with you and neither one of you is drunk. [laughter] Okay.
30:13
Speaker A
And somehow our therapist is also Wait, you just hit a deer now. Now go on.
30:20
Speaker A
Okay. No, our therapist is here. We're in therapy. Okay. You're in the car. That's perfect.
30:24
Speaker A
So, last night, Alexa, um you know, I I noticed I noticed, right? I that you were really quiet at dinner and it just makes me question if you even like my friends.
30:40
Speaker A
I think that's really valid that you know that I love that so much. We're all laughing cuz we've heard that.
30:52
Speaker A
Let her finish. Yeah. [laughter] Grace, you know, I've been really excited to meet your friends for a while and I've been asking and I think that we were not in a good place yesterday.
31:10
Speaker A
You know, we had had that argument right before we got to dinner. I wish that I It's my fault. I wish that I had pulled you aside before dinner and talked to you about it. And I'm really sorry for how I acted with your friends.
31:24
Speaker A
Just remember to breathe. Remember to breathe. [applause] And how are you feeling about what she just said?
31:33
Speaker A
Well, do you want to talk about the argument or? Yeah, I think we should bring it up because you're lesbians and you'll hold on to it for 11 years.
31:42
Speaker A
That one argument at dinner you'll never let go of. [laughter] Grace, I would love to air this argument in front of a hundred strangers. Would you?
31:50
Speaker A
Go ahead. Tell them what happened. Okay. Well, what had happened was Grace and I have been seeing each other for a couple months, right?
32:01
Speaker A
Yeah. They're already in couples therapy. It's just That is so [ __ ] funny. Grace and I have been on two dates and we just feel Grace and I had been on two dates. She already asked me my sign and I was like,
32:15
Speaker A
"You don't want a U-Haul?" And she was like, "No, I don't." And so, you know, that was really the impetus for the argument and we really should have talked about it before we had meet we were meeting all her.
32:26
Speaker A
Right. So, that made you feel rejected because I know about the stuff with your father.
32:29
Speaker A
Exactly. And I understand cuz my father I'm joking. [laughter] Make it about me. Is that what it's bringing up for you, Daddy?
32:40
Speaker A
Yes, it's bringing up a lot. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Do you want to talk about that?
32:44
Speaker A
I would I would like to hear Grace's side of this. Okay. So, let's hear your side. You're allowed to say what you need. Yeah. I mean, I guess that makes sense. And you know, I know the stuff with your dad and
32:57
Speaker A
so, all right. Yeah. Next time we'll just have more communication around it. Okay, great. This went really well. I Yeah, this is You guys are really I love how you're just making this [ __ ] up.
33:12
Speaker A
It's incredible. Okay, so you and Bri um Okay. [laughter] Okay. So, um, you guys were at the softball game [laughter] and you got very angry, Bri, that you didn't get a hit and you took the bat and you slammed it on the cage
33:49
Speaker A
and uh, you know, she was very embarrassed. You were mortified in front of the team. Uh, and they were like, "Jesus, she always gets mad. [ __ ] hits the cage with the [ __ ] bat." [laughter] Um, so do you want to say, Bri, why
34:08
Speaker A
don't you just say how you felt at the moment? So, you know that I'm an Aries because we've talked about our signs in depth a lot and that's one of the negative attributes of being an Aries is having a
34:23
Speaker A
temper. But I know that it's it's it's not an excuse and I'm working on it in my private therapy. Um, you know, finding other ways to cope with those feelings. But how did it make you feel in the moment?
34:38
Speaker A
Oh, that's a good switch. Well, Bri, the aggressive behavior scares me and I'm really looking for someone to keep me grounded. Um, there can't be two of us here acting that way. No, I'm kidding.
34:59
Speaker A
Um, I hear you and you're saying that you've been working on it. So, what are the coping skills that you've been learning cuz they don't seem to be working.
35:06
Speaker A
Oh, [screaming] this happens. [cheering] If any of you have been to couples therapy, you know what? That's fair. And I take accountability for the behavior.
35:18
Speaker A
I'm hearing that it made you feel destabilized in the moment and it was embarrassing to for you and for me and I'm willing to take ownership and apologize to the team.
35:34
Speaker A
What are the skills, Bri? Oh, well, first having an awareness that that was an appropriate behavior.
35:42
Speaker A
That's good. That's good. And more more from Bri. I Yeah. And and breathing next time and working on on that.
35:52
Speaker A
Yes. Yeah. That's perfect cuz this comes from the bullying in your childhood. Exactly. Right. You've told us about Carol and Yeah. It it caused a lot of anger and maybe that's what's coming up for you.
36:08
Speaker A
Yeah. And softball just gets me going. I know. It's So what I hear you saying is that girls get very competitive.
36:16
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So how are you feeling about what she sounds like she's really taking accountability.
36:22
Speaker A
Yeah. And I have empathy for the bullying part. So Yeah. Because you were bullied too.
36:28
Speaker A
Yeah. In high school by by the softball team, right? [laughter] So that softball team bullied you and now it's really good if you have some compassion for Bri.
36:40
Speaker A
Yeah, we can work on it together. Okay, you guys should sit. We're a team.
36:45
Speaker A
Um, [cheering] we're a team. Okay, this is really incredible. Uh, I love what you guys all said. This is real. All of you have been in couples therapy. Am I right?
36:59
Speaker A
Yes. Correct. No therapy, but not couples therapy. Uh, you'll you will be um, okay, so Bri, I'm going to ask the audience. Uh, I know they're incredible, but is there are there any single women in the audience that are looking Oh my
37:14
Speaker A
god, there's a [ __ ] whole drum circle in the back. Okay. Is Oscar here?
37:20
Speaker A
Yeah, I'm right here, Jessica. Okay, great. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, all right. And your name is Michelle.
37:27
Speaker A
And Michelle, where do you live? Michelle. Uh, Brooklyn. Brooklyn. Okay. Brooklyn. Oh, I know. That light is so aggressive.
37:34
Speaker A
I know. It's very And Michelle, uh, what are you looking for in a partner in a in in someone?
37:40
Speaker A
Um, someone who has accountability and spontaneous. Oh, that's great. I love that. And where there's an accent. Where are you from?
37:49
Speaker A
Northern Ireland. Oh, [screaming] wow. [applause] See, the accents are incredible. And I love scones.
37:58
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. They're so good. Are do you Okay, so that's that's great. I love that. Do you want to come up here?
38:09
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Come up here. Do you not want You don't have to. Are there any other women that that Oh, [screaming] hi. I Hello. Hello. Hi.
38:19
Speaker A
Yeah, he's coming over to you. Hi. How are you? What is your name? Jamie.
38:22
Speaker A
Jamie. Wonderful. And where do you live? Jamie. Jersey. Jersey. Okay. And what are you looking for? Somebody that has space for me.
38:32
Speaker A
Like an apartment or like Did you just say face cream? I'm deaf. Space for me.
38:38
Speaker A
I'm sorry. I'm hard of hearing. [laughter] Someone who has space for me. I want somebody own my own life, but they have space emotionally and physically.
38:48
Speaker A
I love that. So, do you want to come up here too? Sure. All right, cool. Um, shut that [ __ ] music off. All right.
38:59
Speaker A
I love this. I want to say just for people, the reason why I'm doing this is cuz there are other single women in the crowd and I really do want you guys to meet people and you can hang out after
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Speaker A
and talk. So, do you have someone, Grace, that you would like to choose? I'm sorry. I'm a little distracted.
39:15
Speaker A
[laughter] What's on your notepad? Oh, I forgot. I forgot. [laughter] I I would be laughing too if I saw this because it's so it's it's really I you know when I'm when I'm doing session I just listen this is very important when
39:37
Speaker A
I'm doing sessions I need to really just you know when someone anyway I'll I'll show you guys [laughter] [cheering] thank you I know it's really deep my box are coming down. All right. Um uh thank you. Okay. So, is there someone up here
39:56
Speaker A
that you'd like to choose? I think um all three contestants are actually really great. So, did you just hear that gay guy?
40:06
Speaker A
What about the other two? Dyke. Okay. I would love to exchange information with all three. Oh, [screaming] wow.
40:19
Speaker A
You know what? I never had someone say that, but I like that cuz why not get to know, you know, everyone on stage?
40:26
Speaker A
Yeah, why limit yourself? That's great. Maybe you'll all get together. That's the new thing.
40:31
Speaker A
Uh, are you sitting on her lap? It's giving ENM. [laughter] What is that? Why is she sitting on her lap?
40:38
Speaker A
No. What did you say? I said it's giving ENM, which is too much on the apps these days.
40:43
Speaker A
What is ENM? I'm sorry. Oh, ethically non- monogous. Oh, I don't do that. I'm so glad I'm old.
40:50
Speaker A
Um, okay. That's great. Get to know them. And anyway, the the other women up here, talk to them after. Thanks, guys, so much. This was so much fun.
40:59
Speaker A
[cheering] Thank you. Thanks for coming on. You guys are so adorable. Okay, so this guy is amazing. Give him a big hand. A lot of love, Jack. Keep it going for Jack. [cheering] [applause] Thank you for coming, Jack. Now my face.
41:23
Speaker A
Thank you for having me. Uh, that's great. This if I ever hear this song again after tonight, Jack, [laughter] why don't you tell everyone what you do?
41:35
Speaker A
Yes. So, I work in corporate strategy by day and standup comedy by night. Yeah. You know, I Yes. That's incred.
41:44
Speaker A
It's funny that comic I don't know you guys because I'm always on the road and I've been doing it so long. Seriously, how long have you been doing it?
41:52
Speaker A
Uh, four years next month. That's great. [applause] Um, so I don't know the newer comics and I think cuz I posted a lot, a lot of you submitted which is great.
42:02
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. Well, you're such an icon for the That's so nice. That's very [cheering] sweet. [applause] That's very, very sweet. And I I What are you looking for?
42:13
Speaker A
Why don't you tell everybody? Well, I think like most gay men, I don't know, you know. Um, no. I like someone with a good heart. I don't want to say someone who's nice necessarily cuz that can be like [ __ ] right?
42:29
Speaker A
What do you mean by that? Well, there's a difference between being like a kind person and being nice.
42:33
Speaker A
That's very true. Yeah. Yeah. Narcissist. Um, you know, I I want to say someone with like a good job who's mentally healthy.
42:43
Speaker A
Oh god. And has their [ __ ] together, but that my track record would would disagree.
42:50
Speaker A
Yeah, I understand. And I hate when people are like, when you love yourself and feel okay, you'll find the right partner. I I mean, I found an amazing partner and I hate myself.
43:01
Speaker A
Yeah. So that's not Yeah. It's more fun. True, right? It's more fun. It is. It's great. But you have to be ready to let love in.
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Speaker A
Yeah. You know, you have to be open. Not your [ __ ] You have to be I think we should meet the contestants now. What do you guys think? [cheering] Yes.
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Speaker A
Are you're great. I love that. Okay, cool. Um, Carol. No. Okay. I'm obsessed with that name. All right.
43:26
Speaker A
Let's bring out Jordan, Caleb, and I hope I'm saying this right. Nicola. Nicola. What? Nikolai.
43:36
Speaker A
Okay, give them a hand. Keep it going. [cheering] Wow. Hi. So cute. Hi. Hi, sweetie. You guys are so adorable.
43:51
Speaker A
I Can you I'd rather hear the soundtrack from Schindler's List than hear [laughter] this [ __ ] music.
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Speaker A
I'd rather watch it three times. Okay. I know some of them. [laughter] You're awesome. The He's playing the game. Okay. Why don't you just tell us guys and tell me your name cuz I can't see your name tag. Um and maybe where
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Speaker A
you're from and what you do that I don't know whatever you want to tell us.
44:21
Speaker A
Hi, I'm Jordan. I'm originally from Arkansas, but I live in Harlem. Big switch. I know to go from Arkansas that's like going from like I don't know Iran to Fort Lauderdale. You know what I mean? It's a really big switch.
44:36
Speaker A
100%. Arkansas, no offense. There are more people in my city block than in my hometown, right? Cuz I've performed there. Um and I'd never gone back. It was I understand.
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Speaker A
I wouldn't even say I was gay and Jewish. I was like, I love Dick and Ham because I wanted to live. You know what I mean?
44:52
Speaker A
[laughter] Um, so you're a fun crowd. There's like one synagogue. There's maybe two synagogues. Yeah.
45:01
Speaker A
Yeah. Okay. So, and and what do you do? Uh, I'm a creative director at an ad agency.
45:05
Speaker A
Okay, cool. And and why don't we get right to the point? What are you looking for?
45:09
Speaker A
Uh, someone to take home to my mom. A, that's sweet. That's cute. She's very accepting.
45:16
Speaker A
Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Can you imagine she doesn't know yet? someone I can come out with that looks good and has a career. Uh, okay, great.
45:25
Speaker A
These are great answers. Hi, Caleb. How are you? I'm horrible. Um, so I'm joking. I'm having a blast. Where are you from?
45:33
Speaker A
I'm from Boston. Do you mind? Is the mic out? Mic? Yeah, you [ __ ] dick.
45:39
Speaker A
[laughter] He's laughing up there. Where are you from? I'm from Boston. Oh, cool. Okay. And what what do you do?
45:48
Speaker A
I'm still in college. There's some guys here who are Guys, I'm only 20 years old.
45:58
Speaker A
You know what? Okay, there are some guys in their low 20. Is that how you say it?
46:03
Speaker A
Low [laughter] [ __ ] early. You're low 20s. [laughter] Um, it's kind of like if Thank God you're not 18. I mean, you're 20. Okay.
46:18
Speaker A
Are there any guys in their 20s here? I know. That's good. Uh, okay. So, I love that you just said, "Guys, I'm only 20." Do you feel unsafe? Like that was a little bit a little bit.
46:30
Speaker A
I was calling my friends like before this just saying like there's so many guys that are older than me here. I don't know if I'm like if I belong, but Oh my god.
46:38
Speaker A
But I'm here. You definitely belong. There's a lot of perverts in the audience. Trust me.
46:43
Speaker A
You belong. Again, I've done so many cruise ships. Yeah, some of them might hire you to go on a cruise and you don't even have to touch them.
46:51
Speaker A
All right, cool. Well, I'm glad you're here. Thank you. It's great to be here.
46:54
Speaker A
Yeah, there's guys in their 20s here. Okay, and tell us. My name is Nikolai. Um I am 29 and I was uh born in Russia, but I I grew up in Arizona and now I live between New York
47:07
Speaker A
and Barcelona. You live at Wow. You live in Barcelona also? Yeah. Yeah. What What made you What? Why? Um, well, you know what? Barcelona is actually a very chill like city.
47:19
Speaker A
Yeah. Um, but I do I do standup as well. Oh my I didn't even know that. What the [ __ ] I should do a standup dating game.
47:26
Speaker A
[laughter] Um, so the thing is is that it's been like a really healing place. Um, and I've been there for four years, but now I'm back in New York. Um, and you know, ready to expand.
47:39
Speaker A
I bet. Oh, [ __ ] Another [ __ ] bottom. I mean, [laughter] you guys are right.
47:47
Speaker A
I never experience like, "Hey, I'm a bottom. [laughter] I like to get [ __ ] in the ass." You never experienced that.
47:56
Speaker A
They exist. I know. Yes. You haven't been in New York in a long time.
48:00
Speaker A
Thanks. [laughter] Okay. And what are you looking for? Um I like I personally like my last two like relationships were really healthy and positive and so brag. I I know, but it's nice. I had a lot of really toxic
48:15
Speaker A
ones before that. Um, so I just think that like a relationship is an opportunity to learn and grow and um and just I don't know, make each other laugh and have a lot of fun.
48:26
Speaker A
Are you for real? I am. [laughter] You are. You're very kind. I think all of you are kind, but Caleb is frightened.
48:35
Speaker A
I But that's my fault. I'm not that kind. I Do you want Do you want a Kendall to play with? All right. So [laughter] he kind of is a Ken doll.
48:44
Speaker A
Yeah, he is a K. He is a Ken doll. You're You're adorable. I used to be Ken growing up. I'd [ __ ] the [ __ ] out of Barbie.
48:53
Speaker A
I mean, her legs would fly off, her arms, her head. I was like literally [ __ ] a torso. It was not okay.
49:01
Speaker A
The lesbians are all laughing right now. Okay, so I think we should get into our game. What do you think?
49:07
Speaker A
Fear. Yes. All right, cool. No one's even laughing [music] anymore. You're all traumatized by this song. Um, okay. But we have different songs for this game, right?
49:19
Speaker A
Great. Game involves songs. Uh, what? The game involves songs. Yeah. This is I picked out these songs cuz they're hot. Because what's going to happen is these guys are going to give him a lap dance.
49:33
Speaker A
Caleb. Caleb. [laughter] If you just want to play with a train set or something, you don't have to do the I'll give him a lap dance if you don't feel comfortable because I'm very good at it. I just sit
49:48
Speaker A
on him and spin like a drrele. [laughter] Okay. So, I think we should do uh Do you all feel comfortable doing Are you sure, Caleb? Because I don't Do you feel com?
50:00
Speaker A
I think I would very much enjoy it. See, they're all disgusting. Okay. So, uh let's let's Why don't Caitlyn, why don't you go third? Uh so, everyone is okay.
50:15
Speaker A
You can just go like this like what every teenage guy does. [laughter] [laughter] [laughter] What's up? All right. So, Oh, we have Look at this. We have balloons. Oh my god.
50:37
Speaker A
Wow. Wow. This is really great. Um Oh my god. You guys can choose any of this [ __ ] This is the last. Is this a What is this? I don't know what some of this is.
50:49
Speaker A
Oh my god. This is heavy. Oh, this is a king one. This is good. Okay. Yeah.
50:54
Speaker A
Before you guys do it, you can uh you can pick your stuff. Okay. So, you should grab the 20s.
51:01
Speaker A
Yeah. All right. So, we I picked three different songs and um they're hot songs. You guys are going to get Oh, I have Bills, too. [laughter] Okay.
51:14
Speaker A
20s. Wow. Um Yeah. This isn't Hooters. This is like [ __ ] All right. Uh Okay.
51:20
Speaker A
So, let's start the music. Why don't you go up first? Yeah. You okay with that? I love that I keep checking. Ow. This thing just [ __ ] stabbed me.
51:31
Speaker A
Let me use this cuz it's hot. Oh, you can take your shirt off. Oh my god. Do you know how much I love that you're taking your shirt off?
51:42
Speaker A
I really I mean this is Yes. No. This is good. Yeah. Yes. This is the song. Oh. [screaming] Oh. Yes.
51:54
Speaker A
[music] Oh. Oh. Oh my god. Do it. Encourage him. It's Wow. This is great. You have a nice ass.
52:14
Speaker A
That's okay. Give him a hand. That's great. Yes. [applause] That was great. Um Okay. Great job. That was I love that you really went for it. All right. So, let's get going. You Great. Can we play the next song?
52:30
Speaker A
[cheering] Oh yes. Oh, look at this. Holy [ __ ] This is hot, you guys.
52:44
Speaker A
[cheering] I love this, bro. The twerk. This is beautiful. Oh. Okay, good job. [cheering] Okay, so I love that because honestly I could tell that you guys really experience life and like play a lot and it's really adorable. Not like him with
53:14
Speaker A
train sets. Like you really [laughter] Caleb, are you ready? I got a baby bottle.
53:21
Speaker A
Where did that come from? I think it was in the back. [laughter] Yeah. Did that come out of one of your [ __ ] Where the hell did that?
53:29
Speaker A
Yeah, it's too small. Um, all right. So, let's play the last song. This one's hot.
53:36
Speaker A
Yeah. You ready? Oh, [screaming] don't touch him. Jesus Christ. Oh, w Oh, wow. This is incred. Oh, [screaming] holy [ __ ] Oh my god. He's lifting his shirt up.
54:04
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, don't touch it. Don't do it. Okay. You want to Oh, he's drinking from the baby bottle. You know why? Cuz there's semen in it. No one knew that that there's se Oh my god. Okay, good job. Look how free they are. Okay, give
54:21
Speaker A
them a hand. That was incredible. If Okay, we can. If you want to choose him, don't don't choose him. Okay.
54:32
Speaker A
I There's a lot of single guys in the front that we talked to. Is Is there anyone else that want you talk to Oscar?
54:38
Speaker A
Oh, there's a guy right there. Hey, cute hat backwards. That's [ __ ] Are you by? That's I knew you were by.
54:46
Speaker A
Stand up. Stand up. All right. [cheering] And your name is? My name is Alex.
54:52
Speaker A
Alex. So cute. Wow. And uh where do you live, Alex? I live in Manhattan.
54:56
Speaker A
What do you do for a living? I'm an actor and a caner. [screaming] You're a caner. People don't know. Some people don't know what that is.
55:10
Speaker A
Wait, you have to talk in the microphone. I'm a I'm a Jew and I sing at a temple.
55:14
Speaker A
Right. This [cheering] Wait, that's so cute. It's adorable. I I Yeah. No, I love that he's saying, "Let him sing, Jessica. Sing.
55:29
Speaker A
Listen. Wait, wait, wait. What do you want me to bust out the show right now?
55:33
Speaker A
I don't want to pressure you. No, it's okay. You're not 17, right? I'm I'm 29.
55:39
Speaker A
Okay. All right. So, do you want to sing? Cuz you don't have to. What do you want me to sing? My sister's right here. She's mortified.
55:46
Speaker A
It's okay. You want the girl like give me the mic back. I love what you just did. [cheering] [applause] Good for you, honey. That's great. Would you want to come up here [cheering] one more time for Adam, guys? [applause]
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Speaker A
[music] Okay, great. Hi, honey. So cute. Oh my god, you're so adorable. I love gay men. All right. Um, anyone else want We have one over over here. Yes. Hello.
56:33
Speaker A
Stand up. Stand up. Come over here. Come over here. Oh, wow. You are tight. Um, wow. Oh, I remember you. Yeah. Look at that body.
56:42
Speaker A
Yeah. Look at that. I mean, my god. I want to say I need Do you need a sandwich?
56:47
Speaker A
No, he does. He's just He doesn't need You are hungry. I know. Me, too. I can't wait to get out of here. Um, I'm joking.
56:56
Speaker A
I really Okay, so I remember you. He does naked yoga. Am I right on Instagram? Yeah, it's hot. It's I was He looked familiar.
57:05
Speaker A
Have you been on his page? I've seen it. Yeah, you've jerked off. Um, why don't you come up here, too?
57:12
Speaker A
Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I can work you out. He can go behind or on one of your blaps or face.
57:21
Speaker A
Oh, look at this. Oh, I love what you just did. I love it. You're Yeah. Adorable. Okay. Shut that [ __ ] Anyone else? Well, we can talk to one more. Hi. Yes. Hi, honey. Yeah, you're great. I
57:40
Speaker A
stand up, sweetheart. Stand up. There we go. stab right now. Okay. And what is it?
57:44
Speaker A
Oh, he's lifting his shirt up. Why are you lifting your shirt? What's your name, sweetheart?
57:48
Speaker A
Uh, my name's Tat T. T T. No, I know him. He's in very interesting. I can ask him a question.
57:58
Speaker A
Where are you from originally? I was born and raised in Myanmar, Burma. Yeah, it's amazing. And [cheering] then, didn't you move to Australia?
58:07
Speaker A
Uh, no. I was Jesus Christ. I studied in England before and I just moved here four years ago.
58:14
Speaker A
How long ago? Four years. Oh, I thought you said four days. I'm like, "Oh my god, this is Why don't you Why don't you come up here and then we'll do Yeah, [applause] keep it going. Thanks. But yeah, this is
58:30
Speaker A
Look at my shoe. We should start a band. This is This is better than Oh, [screaming] this is better than to Yeah, you're such a dyke. I [ __ ] love what you just did. You guys make me feel protected.
58:44
Speaker A
Okay. Um I do. Really? I feel like that. All right. So, Jack, you can choose like, you know, Grace did. You can choose different people to get to know.
58:54
Speaker A
So, I mentioned how, you know, I'm I'm a big I say I really want like stability and um all that stuff and how that's not the case. So, don't hold it against me.
59:09
Speaker A
I'm going to pick Adam. Which one's Adam again? There's no What's your name? I'm Alex.
59:21
Speaker A
Alex. I love that he chose there's 15 guys up here and he chose someone that's not even here.
59:28
Speaker A
I want to choose your father. [laughter] Okay. Well, and I have another choice. Okay.
59:36
Speaker A
And we going to duke it out. You told me I couldn't choose him. Oh god. All right.
59:42
Speaker A
It's fine. You can you can you can choose Caleb, but you can't be within 50 ft of him.
59:49
Speaker A
Okay. We'll follow the restraining order after the show. Yeah, if you [ __ ] Anyway, um No, you can choose, Kayla.
59:58
Speaker A
Soft spot for guys in their 20s with blue eyes. Okay. Do you feel That's great. Do you feel uh you feel good, right, guys? It's nice.
60:08
Speaker A
I feel great. Okay. I am so happy that this went the way it is. I have to tell you, I'm not just saying this. You know, we are such a great community, the queer community.
60:19
Speaker A
Can you really? We really [cheering] are such good people for the most part [applause] and all of your answers, the guys and the girls, like they're just beautiful.
60:29
Speaker A
They're really, you know, we're a lot of us are mentally ill, but um we're kind, you know what I'm saying? We're really sensitive, kind people. So, I'm so glad.
60:38
Speaker A
I love that you guys came up here. Thank you. Give them a hand. Come on, guys.
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Speaker A
[applause] [music] Thank you so much. Heat. Heat. [music] Heat. Heat. N. [music] [music] [music]
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