Speaker A
Whoa, we're back. Glory. Holy cow. We're back. It's been a year and a half since we recorded last.
Let's play Resident Evil 2 Remake with humor, game tips, and movie talk in this long-awaited episode by TheRaftPlays.
Key Takeaways
- The video blends gameplay with humorous and casual commentary, making it entertaining for fans.
- It provides insights into Resident Evil 2 Remake mechanics and character details.
- The players discuss differences between the game and the Resident Evil movie adaptation.
- There is a strong focus on puzzle-solving and survival tactics in the gameplay.
- The camaraderie and banter between players enhance the viewing experience.
What the video covers
- TheRaftPlays returns after a year and a half break to continue Resident Evil 2 Remake gameplay.
- Casual and humorous commentary includes character traits, game mechanics, and funny banter.
- Discussion about Leon S. Kennedy's appearance and traits, and comparisons to other games like The Last of Us.
- Talk about the Resident Evil movie trailer and how it differs from the game characters and story.
- Gameplay involves navigating puzzles like turning on power and using signal disruptors.
- They reference game elements such as herb pots, flamethrowers, and enemies like Mr. X and liquor.
- The players joke about naming characters and make pop culture references including The Boys and Soulja Boy.
- They analyze trophies and game strategies while reacting to in-game events and enemies.
- The video contains a mix of gameplay, humor, and casual discussion about the Resident Evil franchise.
- The players share their excitement and frustrations while progressing through the game.
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Speaker A
Fact. Has it really? This is December 2024. [ __ ] hell. Yeah, December. And then it would have came like a year. Almost a year later.
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Yeah. Look how sexy this guy [clears throat] is. Okay. Oh my god. Damn, bro. Look how sexy that guy is.
Speaker A
Oh, damn, bro. I wish you would like ride a motorcycle. I wish you could do a backflip.
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I'm going this way. You [ __ ] dude a little bit. But you're Oh, do I have to touch something?
Speaker A
What were you Were you doing again? Wanking. We got to go in the lab and we got to shoot some kids.
Speaker A
What? Some kids. Jed, wait. Name one. Name one. Uh, name your favorite things about Leon S.
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Kennedy. Go. Um. Oh, that's a bad kid. He's white. Um, he's blonde, dude. He's got some big daddy muscles.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. I'll take that. What color are his eyes? His eyes. Let me go around this lady. Oh my.
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Is it blue? Are they blue? Got to turn that camera around and check. I like not like blue blue, but like I think they're like Actually, no. I think they're green or brown.
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Yeah, they're like kind of like a blue. Wait, what if there's items on here?
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Not like a blue blue, but like a Yeah, he's not one of those like light-skinned guys that are like What's this one?
Speaker A
Yo, Aiden, put a picture of a light-skinned guy on the screen. Dude, are you excited for the Resident Evil movie? Do you see the trailer?
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Yeah, I did. I was actually like, why is Mr. X so [ __ ] fat?
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That that's like the the the Hearkinin guy. Oh, that's Mr. X. Hey, he does look like the hearkening guy.
Speaker A
I don't think it's Mr. X. I think it's just another um guy. Big fat guy.
Speaker A
Harkinin guy. What's What's What are they called? Big big uh Stellen Scarsgard in the big black bathtub. But he's not in the bathtub. He's like, I can't float on.
Speaker A
Oh, I think it's just another nemesis. What's that? Pancakes. Some nice pancakes. What about the the the the leg door?
Speaker A
The leg door. The door filled with legs. They pop out and they're like, "We're legs." WATCH THIS.
Speaker A
NO. [screaming] NO. YOU DON'T USE IT ON THEM, you [ __ ] idiot. Bro, chill.
Speaker A
You just [ __ ] us our whole playthrough. Now you just have to turn on the power. You got to turn on the power. Let me turn on the power. Yo, it's right here.
Speaker A
You just got to guess. Oh, you don't have the thing yet. Muff? No, you have to get the You have to get the signal disruptor, bro. Like mute.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Like mute. Like mute. Are you one of the people that watched the Resident Evil trailer was like, "Where is Leon S. Kennedy?
Speaker A
Where is all the cool uh where are the liquors? Where's the This is This is supposed to be Raccoon City during uh Resident Evil 2." Wait, that's actually like pretty good cuz Raccoon City apparently during Resident Evil 2, except it's
Speaker A
snowing and it's not snowing in this game. What's it? It's all It's raining. It's all the time. I I um I knew Leon wasn't going to be in the trailer cuz before I saw the trailer, I saw like one of the
Speaker A
Oh, he isn't it? [snorts] No, the creator was like, "Oh, yeah. None of the charact none of the mainline story characters from the games are going to be in the movie at all or nor mentioned." That sucks.
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Craigger. I was like, "Oh, okay. It's just going to be a random POV of a guy.
Speaker A
Access granted." Yeah. He said it was going to be basically like just a what if a regular guy stumbled into like the Resident Evil universe. It's more like the the vibe of the game, like the running around like
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inventory managing and and like looking for herbs and stuff like that. That's kind of Well, just because if Leon was in it, you'd know he'd go around kicking and beating people up and there'd be like like saying one.
Speaker A
He's got like the biggest plot armor ever, so like he'd be fine, right? Like, you know, he at least there's some like Yeah. backflips unnecessarily. At least with the new guy, there's sort of like some I don't know. I think his
Speaker A
name's Dave. Dave. Dave. Basic Dave. And they recreated the herb pot. They recreated the herb pot.
Speaker A
Look how many saves we got. Who did this? Whoa. Who left one save? I think that was me.
Speaker A
Yeah. Just to make it confusing. Would you name your son Herb? No. Herb. Why?
Speaker A
Cuz I don't want to name my son after like a plant. That's probably a nickname for Herbert.
Speaker A
Yeah, it's it's a name. It's a normal name. Yeah. Aiden just said a nickname for Herbert. I'm not naming him Herbert.
Speaker A
Like Sherbet. Yo. Herb. But what if he's like he heals the world? I already answered your question.
Speaker A
Okay. What about his name? His name won't make a difference. It only be I want to name my kid Leon.
Speaker A
That makes sense. [laughter] What's that thing? It's the thingy. It's the level three. Look at that tongue. It's Poison Ivy.
Speaker A
It's the path. Aiden, put a picture of Poison Ivy on the screen. And picture of Jesus when he says Jesus.
Speaker A
Get the flamethrower out. William, burn it. Watch it, bro. Dude, you got to burn this stuff. You're going to die. going to fall from the ceiling.
Speaker A
Spores. This is like Last of Us. You can see them right there, bro. Oh, yeah. Can I start burning him now?
Speaker A
Yeah. Slime him. This is like the Last of Us with the the the Cortiseps.
Speaker A
Is that it? This is the last of him. [laughter] Leon in the Last of Us universe. He would just absolutely dominate them, bro.
Speaker A
Yeah, bro. They're like not as scary as the T-virus people, right? Cuz they're just like fungy.
Speaker A
Yeah, they're just clickers and [ __ ] But what about the big clickers? Whatever they're called. I forgot what they're called.
Speaker A
Oh, the big tank guys. Yeah, the big tank guys. I don't know. He'll call Chris Redfield to punch a hole through their chest. [laughter] Oh, yeah.
Speaker A
Well, I mean, he punches rocks on the daily, so like he can easily punch a flesh man.
Speaker A
Is this a Is this foreshadowing the mold Jed? No. Yes, the mold. The plants.
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Resident Evil 7. Can I go in here? Oh, that's to kill it. I don't have the solution.
Speaker A
Might come. William's wrathful come. [laughter] Okay. [groaning] Will's number one way to solve a problem. Wrathfully coming everywhere.
Speaker A
Will's like that guy from the boys with a huge dick. Oh yeah, that's uh Love Sausage.
Speaker A
That That's his That's a superhero name. Yeah, [laughter] he's a mix of Love Sausage and and Rockhard.
Speaker A
Doesn't matter. Don't search there. Just keep going. Why, bro? What if What if there's loot?
Speaker A
There's not any important loot. Is it down here? Just find the hatch, bro. Rock card is like William wrathfully coming and you just get stronger from it. Oh, there's the hatch.
Speaker A
Ditch. It's like that. It's like a hatch from Siege. Like Rainbow Six Siege. The hatch.
Speaker A
Uh, it's like an S. Dude, you got to reinforce that, bro. L and then Tetris blocks.
Speaker A
Well, reinforce that [ __ ] bro. Reinforce that. Or else or else uh Bro, that's a that's a Dude, why do they look so [ __ ] his face?
Speaker A
Ooh. M. That's not the car. Impossible. You see those memes, Jed? Which of which? Of Joseph jumping over the car. Jumping into the car, but then it turns to a fence.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Impossible. Everyone get in the car. What is this? No. No. Not that door. Be careful though. There's I think they're liquor.
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[ __ ] these. I think [screaming] so. Is this what the dub sounds like?
Speaker A
You have to turn on the power. Power. The signal disruptor will make you turn on the power for different parts of the building, but you can only turn on one at a time.
Speaker A
What? Who designed this? Powerman says power man. The power. I guess the liquor's not there.
Speaker A
A yet. He might be down the hallway. The trophy. I shoved out of my ass.
Speaker A
Let me analyze the trophy. What? That device is actually really good of getting like [ __ ] out of your ass when you're constipated. It's like a Yeah.
Speaker A
Oh, that it opens the Hey, memorize that one. I got you, bro. Hold on.
Speaker A
Tetris. Tetra skinny big two blocks big block that opens Mr. X. We can all remember one cuz there's just four of us.
Speaker A
Okay, I took a picture of it. Thanks, dude. Appreciate it. Hello. Oh, Jed, you're right.
Speaker A
Oh, I forgot he does that. What the hell? There's
Speaker A
Oh, chill, bro. Chill, bro. Chill, bro. Now you're watching the knees. Oh, guy in the Oh, he licked your ass.
Speaker A
He licked me. He licked me. Yo. Yo. Yeah. What's up? Kick him. Kick him.
Speaker A
Kick who? Do a kick flip. I can't. Leon doesn't know how to do that yet. Where did all these come from?
Speaker A
Grab his balls and twist. Grab his dick and twist it. Okay, this is not Grafy the [ __ ] Oh, that's the big gun. I just wasted a Reququum bullet. [ __ ] Reququum. A [ __ ] Reququum, dude. You amateur.
Speaker A
Signal disrupted. Who the [ __ ] did that? Pauline. Oh, that guy. Pauline. Aiden, put a picture of Pauline on Leon. Look straight. I can't see.
Speaker A
Hello. All right. Now you got to do a [ __ ] puzzle. [laughter] Great. I'm great. Great at those.
Speaker A
Well, what the [ __ ] is that in the back? That's a big guy with a big Cool. Cool. Immediately.
Speaker A
Yeah. Why is that [ __ ] big in them? Maybe. I don't know. Big deck.
Speaker A
Must have gland in him or some [ __ ] Ooh. Use. Look at Will casually using people and objects and robots. Will, you got to cool it quick. Cool it, man. Cool. Oh my god. You're taking too much time.
Speaker A
Easter egg's done. Easter egg's over, guys. GG's. We tried. All right. Where's the uh refrigerator?
Speaker A
That that the thing. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. It's the big thing. It's that big thing to your left.
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Quick. No. Now it's to your right. Now it's to your right. It's that big thing.
Speaker A
Quick. Quick. Quick. This big thing. No, you have to actually I think it's outside that that lab. I'm pretty sure.
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Was it this way? You have to go out out out this way. Out this way. Out that way.
Speaker A
Out. Out. This way. All the way to the beginning. All the way to the beginning.
Speaker A
That's a little too far. Actually, I mean, you could do it after if you want.
Speaker A
No, I'll do it now. Okay. I don't want to get chased by the guy.
Speaker A
But what if you have to for the good of will of mankind? The good of will.
Speaker A
There's a will. There's a way. Mr. Will is the way. Will is going to wrathfully come all over Mr. X.
Speaker A
Mr. Sex. Mr. Sex is going to open his mouth wide and take it in. He's going to embrace the come.
Speaker A
Nope. Wrong. What's in there? The come room. That's where you roughly came everywhere. I guess. Wait, this is the kitchen.
Speaker A
This is your bedroom. Oh, I've been in this kitchen already. I'm stupid. The floor didn't tell you that. And Okay, look who you got. You got I got a pouch.
Speaker A
Oh, you get Paul. You got a pouch and Paul and a guy to go. [screaming] Sit down, [ __ ] Dude. Damn, bro. You see that arch?
Speaker A
Dude, sit back down, man. Oh, thanks achievement. Wayne Wayne Lee. That was Wayne Lee right there. You killed Wayne Lee.
Speaker A
W Why would you kill Wayne Lee, bro? All right, let's get it. My name way.
Speaker A
Let's get it. My name Wayne Wayne and Wayne Reed. Is that it? [laughter] What the f? What the only thing?
Speaker A
And then everything else is in the uh And it's just Mr. Sex. Yeah, now it's just Mr. Sex. You just have to run away from him, get to the other area, and then after that, I think it's u Mr.
Speaker A
Sex boss fight. 7 minutes is all I can spare. Who would win in a fight?
Speaker A
Is that a Will? [laughter] Will or Mr. Sex? Probably Mr. Sex. He's about to clap my cheeks in a second.
Speaker A
Okay. Wait. Who's more powerful? Mr. Sex or the CEO of Sex? Oh, well, he made him, didn't he? The CEO made him.
Speaker A
Yeah, he must He's But maybe he made something so powerful that it was power more powerful than himself. I don't know. Maybe that's why he tried to take him out by uh Leon. Is Leon S. Kennedy better than the CEO of sex?
Speaker A
Yeah, he'll do like one back flip and co of sex would just like he'd faint, turn to dust and vanish away like that. He get Thanos snapped away.
Speaker A
All right. Ah, my phone. My phone. Upgrade my ID wristband. Yeah, bro. It's Yeah. Top button.
Speaker A
How do I do that? You got to grab it. Go grab it first. I have to go grab it first.
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get that chip. Where? Um, just keep going. It's up there. Up there to your right.
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Up there to your right. Keep going straight to Sure. I got to dodge him.
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Sure. Sure. Sure. Fall. Nice. Nice. Fall. Fall. Where? Once you grab the um Oh, yeah. I missed the blue herb. Nice.
Speaker A
Now where? To your left. To my left. Okay. Now to your right. Yeah, there. There.
Speaker A
So once you grab it, Mr. Sex will appear in here or just like there. He'll literally like like blast the ceiling.
Speaker A
Blasted the [ __ ] No, [laughter] he blast blasted the glass. Oh, what? Oh [ __ ] Better get moving.
Speaker A
All right. Where am I going now? Uh just you exit that the plant area.
Speaker A
Just anywhere. Yeah. Oh. So just keep going straight now. Or down the hatch. Doesn't matter.
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I'll go down the hatch like I'm Cuz Mr. Sex is too big for ladders.
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I'm dropping onto the hatch. Crush you as you as you're climbing down. Yeah. No, you go straight and then you take a right.
Speaker A
Take a right. Take a right. Take a right. And then take a right. Go right.
Speaker A
I don't think anything is over there. And then I I think you're good to go straight.
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Going to go straight. Oh yeah, it should loop around the stairs. Smart. Smart. I lied.
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Should I lie? Doesn't it loop around? I'm going to go back to the I swear it does. I swear it does.
Speaker A
He was wrong again. I'm going to go straight. I swear it does. I swear it does. I'm pretty sure I did that. Oh. Uh, the top one is not the magnum.
Speaker A
Oh, [laughter] or the the one you're on is Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You should have told me.
Speaker A
Oh, you're I did as you pulled it out. All right. Nice, bro. Should I save the day?
Speaker A
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You definitely saved. How do I save a new one or does it matter?
Speaker A
We're out of new ones. I mean, you can just overlap older ones instead of like the most recent, but I don't know.
Speaker A
I don't care. Look at this. Look at this strat. That's not working at all.
Speaker A
Oh, you almost got it. William's birking brim. William, why is Why are you put William stupid? What a surprise.
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What is this? Big ammo. Highgrade gunpowder. Yeah, hold on to that. Yellow like Asian people.
Speaker A
I'll hold on to this like Asian people. No, right below you is the boss fight arena.
Speaker A
Whoa. It's elevator. Whoa. What are these? This is my friend Herbert. I have Cthulhu. You see I am Cthulhu.
Speaker A
There's a little vial. That was easy. That was easy. That was easy. You're going to [ __ ] Mr. X just punches you in the face.
Speaker A
He's right behind me. I got to take this back to Ada. Whoa. Is that a terrarium over there?
Speaker A
Whoa. A typewriter. Fine. Look, I'll take your advice and I'll do an old one.
Speaker A
An old number one. No, not the first save. No. Well, maybe you should have been more specific when you said old one.
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[laughter] You old one. Ooh. Nice. Nice. Nice. You old hand. Nice. Nice. Nice. Oh, we don't have any green herbs.
Speaker A
Oh my. Oh, that's uh that's Will. Isn't that Will? Oh, no. We fight this guy, Mr. Sex.
Speaker A
Yeah, that's William. I was thinking of the other creature. William, the final boss. You fight Mr. Sexing as Claire for some reason [ __ ] dies.
Speaker A
Who the hell is idiot? Splashing with my natural spring water. He's allergic to a healthy lifestyle.
Speaker A
The only thing that could beat William is his own [ __ ] Tell me everything right from the start.
Speaker A
What do you mean? Okay, this might take a while. Then we watch like [laughter] a 5 hour cut scene.
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ] dude. That's that's Kurt Connor from The Amazing Spider-Man one. Yeah, it actually is. And he's going to stab himself. That's the lizard himself too. Why did you think that was a good idea?
Speaker A
He injected himself with [ __ ] What have you done? What' you do, Will?
Speaker A
He [ __ ] too hard and it blew up on his internal organs. Oh [ __ ] It's over for my wife.
Speaker A
Nice one, Leon. This is not the color. What do I do? Shoot eyeballs. Anything that's not like a blank color, it's always on.
Speaker A
Shoot the green. Shoot the green. That That's really good. Don't actually shoot the green.
Speaker A
[laughter] I would have. I would have. I would have. [screaming] You got to eat that herbs. Yo, you got to eat that herbs, bro.
Speaker A
Oh, what the hell? Pixel perfect dodging. He's got one on his back. Oh [ __ ] [screaming] Oh, Leon, you should have kicked that back at him, dude.
Speaker A
What are you doing? Should have parried it, bro. [laughter] Yeah, you should have parried that with your tiny axe.
Speaker A
In the new game, he would have. Yeah, he [ __ ] parried cars [laughter] and [ __ ] rockets. Yeah, just good.
Speaker A
Triumphic music. Oh, he cornered me into the corner. That's fine. Oh, you have shield from the first aid spray.
Speaker A
I just pushed him with the force. The other side behind me. Mind if Oh my god, you're evil. You're evil.
Speaker A
He's an evil resident. There's nothing over here. What the hell? It's on your right. I'm pretty sure he's going to run around.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, damn. How'd you dodge that? Can you stop moving? There's too many flashes bro.
Speaker A
Uh. Uhoh. Trist, remember you have a grenade and a knife. Oh, that's true. Well, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker A
That's all you need. Is there any more handgun or is that it? Oh, nice. Nice. Nice. Just flame him.
Speaker A
Nice going, dude. The worm's dead. The worm's dead. All right, that's it. Now you can uh Can I shoot her?
Speaker A
Should actually. Just tell me you'll destroy that G sample. The G-spot? I destroyed the G-spot.
Speaker A
[laughter] No, don't trust that [ __ ] Whoa. You call Ada Wong a [ __ ] What?
Speaker A
You [ __ ] shooter. Leon, I heard the G virus was was the was originally made to make the G-spot bigger. That's why Will got all huge cuz his G-spot engulfed his whole body.
Speaker A
That's why the bunch of eyeballs were there. Yeah. Oh [laughter] just die where where you were. Lady, where you going? I think she wants to learn the [ __ ] Oh, yuck. [laughter] L's not into that [ __ ] yet.
Speaker A
Where's my APG batty? Get the snow bunny out of here. You can play now.
Speaker A
All right, Aiden, you got it, bro. Finish it off. Finish me off. Cuz you're not FBI.
Speaker A
Exposed. Shoots him in the knee. Shouldn't have done that. Leon took an arrow. Here, take this arrow to the knee.
Speaker A
Of course I'm not FBI. I made a walk. That's why he's got such a bad Dude, have you seen Leon's posture in the fourth game?
Speaker A
Yeah. Isn't he like this the whole time? No, [laughter] I heard I' I've seen the thing where it said that Leon's posture through the game just goes like this. [laughter] Guess that happens when you're constantly taking like blast to the back
Speaker A
from big ass muto creatures. And you shoot me, but I don't think you can.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh, that Oh, you [ __ ] her. She faked her death just to shoot the Yeah, this was the worst place to have this conversation. Like, why?
Speaker A
Not the sample. No, you'll never have that sample. [laughter] Aiden, put that sound over where she tried to die the first time. [laughter] Please. How'd she live?
Speaker A
I don't know. Grapple gun. Oh, right. She does a backflip. The force of the grip won't like rip your arm off or anything. She does a back flip and ne and negates all the force of the fall.
Speaker A
She just lands in a puddle of water. Does she seriously lift that or what?
Speaker A
Well, apparently I heard from uh uh one of our gym teachers back at elementary school, if you land and like land properly like this, like this, you can survive a jump off the CN tower.
Speaker A
Yeah. You like break your knees or something or what? No, why is it counting?
Speaker A
You live while you're on a time, right? Why would they make such a big Don't kill anything. Don't kill anything.
Speaker A
You need bullets and time to kill Mr. X. Okay, there's a boss fight. Okay, I'll save it.
Speaker A
Oh, wait. Oh my god. No. Yeah. [ __ ] The time also goes down while you're fighting Mr. X.
Speaker A
What? Cuz of course ate it. And you have no time. Just go. And you have no time. Just go. Don't pick up anything either, unless it's ammo.
Speaker A
Rookie. Oh, save. You might want to save. Yeah. You save and then save right there. What are you doing?
Speaker A
It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. You got it. You got it. You got it.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Bro, that's the second save. Put away [ __ ] You need what?
Speaker A
Why? You should have just ran in there, Jed. You had time. Okay, I'm sure.
Speaker A
I mean, you don't need the thing anymore. It has a check mark. The box thing.
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah. Put away the Yep. Put the box thing to the left. That thing. You're not timed right now, so don't stress. Uh, you can mix the the gunpowders. Mix the gun powders and you're okay.
Speaker A
Go. Go. Oh my gosh. What are you doing? Oh my god. Oh my. It's okay. You can tough it out. Oh [ __ ] He lost his hat.
Speaker A
Where's my hat? That's where his That's where all his power is stored. You got it. Go, go, go, go. Crank that.
Speaker A
So crank that Soulja Boy. Singi boy. Whoa. Like Soulja Boy. Does Mr. Sex just like suddenly get naked?
Speaker A
I think he burns the clothes off. Yeah. Oh, is he stripped down? His clothes burn off.
Speaker A
Oh, yeah. Yeah. He just comes out and he's naked and ripped. Oh, dude. He's in sex mode, man. The amount of times this guy has been hit by like metal beams.
Speaker A
Oh. Oh my god. Top. Yeah, you might want to see. You can't roll at all.
Speaker A
No, you got to just you just got to heal and just like make quick moves. Aiden, I'm dead already. Nice, bro. You had like three heals.
Speaker A
Well, we got to do all this again. That's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I know what I'm doing.
Speaker A
Clearly not. You're taking forever. Guess I'll speedrun this [ __ ] 7 minutes is all I need.
Speaker A
7 minutes. Aiden, you have 7 minutes. 7 minutes. That's all I need. That's all I need.
Speaker A
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Just chay yuck that thing in there. No, wait. You should have saved.
Speaker A
Actually, I don't think there was a save. I think that was an auto save. Yeah, it was an auto save cuz of course. Good job. 10 seconds.
Speaker A
Doesn't matter, bro. Chill. It's fine. It's okay. All it needs is 6 minutes and something sec something something second. Skip.
Speaker A
Oh, nice. Yo. Yo. Okay. Now's Now's the time to heal. Now's the time to heal. Now's the time to heal.
Speaker A
It's top top top. It's why it's Why? Why' you make me do this? All right, bro.
Speaker A
Why do you equip the flash grenades? I want to You hit click on him.
Speaker A
Oh, there you go. There you go. Nice. Now shoot the [ __ ] out of him.
Speaker A
In the sack. In the sack. Oh, that wasn't a long stun. Oh, that was inconvenient.
Speaker A
He doesn't know where he went. He's Leon. Oh [ __ ] Oh, he just punched a rocket like Chris Redfield.
Speaker A
Oh. Uh-oh. Not good. Leon. Oh [ __ ] Just slap an herb on that Leon. You'll be fine, dude.
Speaker A
Stab him. Nah, you're cooked. You got to you got to pour mold juice on [laughter] that.
Speaker A
I need that spring healing. Expert gamer over here. Kill him, dude. Zillum him in 3 minutes.
Speaker A
2 minutes. Speedun. Boom. Boom. Look at this. Look at that. Look how quick he is. Look at this efficiency.
Speaker A
Oh my god. Did I finish by 640 something? Let's see. Gosh. Smart. Smart. S smart. S smart. S smart.
Speaker A
Bro reload reloaded all the time. All all [ __ ] [laughter] reloaded all his guns and still finished quicker than Aiden.
Speaker A
Nah, that was at the same time. No, that's not good. That's not good. That's not good.
Speaker A
How does it [ __ ] bro? You were so far from that. Wow. Oh, okay. We're kind of running low on ammo here.
Speaker A
This is This helps me, right? A little. Oh, at least you didn't get shaved.
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Oh, he stumbled. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. When do you get the uh Oh, there it is.
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There it is. The box. Yes, sir. It's the mystery box. Let's get it, bro.
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Let's do it. [ __ ] you. What? [laughter] What? How did that miss? It go. It went through his arms.
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Mr. S's ultra instinct. He starts running around. Look at that bones and [ __ ] Bony style.
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I told you anything that comes in 7 minutes is all I Oh, yeah. Nice. There's a lot of mans.
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Oh. Oh, yeah. Or a farm. Don't even need to run anymore. Now you can just walk.
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[ __ ] You should have back flipped out of the way from that. Oh yeah, bro. Is Leon not a cool guy? He was looking at an explosion. What's he What's he doing?
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What the [ __ ] Leon? There goes all his aura points. Still got to remember.
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[ __ ] no. Can't believe I actually miss her. He said it. Oh, bro. Oh, you met her for like not even a [ __ ] day, dude. Get over it. Oh, he's over it. That was fast. Props to you, Leon. Now you move
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on to another helpless person lady in your next game. It's Claire and a child.
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Yes. [laughter] What the [ __ ] is this? That's the girl actually from Mercy 9.
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Grace. No, no, no. The person behind the desk. Person behind the desk. Behind the desk.
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That was an epic ending. Oh my god. What's happening scene? Oh my gosh. Is that the Jill Valentine punches through the wall?
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Is that Mr. Sex? He's banging volume. Not too bad, bro. We could be BB's.
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We could be B movie. Put the B movie in. Put the B movie. Clarity of the B movie.
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Nice, dude. Second run. No. Time to play. Time to play Claire's game. Play campaign.
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No way. [sighs] Welcome back, guys. Today we're playing Resident Evil 2 remake for the first time ever. For the first time ever, we're doing the We're doing the Claire campaign. Leon campaigns for losers, right guys? We never play that. We only
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play Claire campa. Oh my gosh. I really need to pick up gas with no gas. What?
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Nice. Damn. We're speedrunning this [ __ ] Holy crap, dude. We're like halfway through already.
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Leon Kennedy. What? Oh, that's Leon. I didn't know that. And now we just follow Leon around. Let him do everything cuz we're not in control of him.
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Chris Redfield's sister. Go on ahead. All right, we'll meet him at the station. No, the cut scene. That was my favorite cut scene. Jed, why would you skip my only favorite cut scene?
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Shut up, bro. We're at the station right now. Yo, check this out. Check this out.
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Check it out. Stomping on people's graves. Yo, check it out. Oh my god, there's no items.
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This is like a whole other part of the game. I mean, cuz we never played this game.
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We haven't played this game before. There's a whole part of the game we haven't seen before cuz we've never played this game before. No.
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Impossible. That isn't the car. [laughter] Ooh. So, you know, I have a I have a coworker named Nagar.
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No, we had a guy E G. Oh, I got the same. Yeah, we had what? You have you have we had a guy like that in one of our classes too.
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His name was Ne I don't even know how to properly pronounce her name. I think it is Nego.
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You got to think real hard before you say [laughter] that's the only problem. How many How many people have that name?
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That's Is that a common Indian name? I guess. I don't know if it's Indian. She's Middle Eastern. Not Indian.
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Middle Eastern name. Southeast Asian name. Could be. Could be. Could be. Could be Asian name. I have an idea. Let's name our kid Nagar.
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Well, they don't think anything about it, but uh you know, just surviving. Yo, Rez in the situation. Damn, Claire, have some awareness. Leon doesn't give a [ __ ] about you, bro. He's into A to W. He's in his ABGs.
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Dinner time. Dinner time. Dinner time. Dinner time. Don't worry about me, Leon. Pizza time.
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You take care of yourself. Leon's bossing her around, dude. Come on, bro. Relax. She's a strong independent woman.
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It's like the 1980s bro. [laughter] Oh, yeah. What What What year does this canonically happen? September 30th.
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[laughter] I don't remember. That's not the answer. Where am I supposed to go? What the [ __ ] Just go back, I guess. I don't know. You got to go. No, don't you go in the police station also and do everything
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that Leon was supposed to do. How do How do you know? Cuz uh I was told by the above just before we started playing this new game that I've never seen before.
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All right, guys. You see that cool monkey post I sent? Yeah, it's kind of messed up. It's not really cool, Tristan. What the [ __ ] I know it's not. Anyways, for the viewers, basically uh a university in
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Canada was uh Oh, I did see that. Yeah. is uh doing neurological experiments on macaks.
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How real was that? Cuz some of it looked not real. It looks pretty real.
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Just the way it was framed looked strange. But I don't know. I saw the whole thing. We got to rate it. Raid the lab.
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Yeah. Basically, I guess if you want to if you want to stop it, you can go to the That's like what? York monkey lab. I don't know. You probably searched that up. That brings that brings up uh I have
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a question. People are saying it's it's uh in inhumane to put put monkeys through that stuff because what they're doing is like brain they're doing like neurological studies on the monkeys and they're they pick those types that species of macac because they have like
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the closest brains to humans. So instead of cuz it would be inhumane to do it on humans so they're doing it on monkeys. But I I pose a hypothetical.
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What if let's say a guy he has inappropriate relations with like I don't know 20 plus children. Okay. And then not only that, he's also removing them from this mortal realm as well. And he also has terabytes of inappropriate
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material, including this these children. Okay? And then he gets he gets he gets caught and he gets convicted [clears throat] of every single charge because he's evil and there's plenty of evidence. He's in the inappropriate material that's on his hard drive. Okay?
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So say, of course, he'd get put into he'd probably get put to death, right?
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You'd think so. Oh, that's this guy. The guy that got the head, the crazy head.
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Oh, yeah. in the states that are legal probably. What if instead instead of putting them to death cuz you know they're going to die anyways, why don't you put them you sentence them instead of death you they're served the rest of their life as
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experiment lab rats? Is that more in inhumane than monkeys or That's one of the main things that the SCP thing does if you've ever looked into that. That's the whole point. all those like uh it's all those prisoners
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or people in there, they're they're like mainly like terrible like worse than criminals like serial killers, like mass murders, those kinds of things. And that's that whole like fiction of it, right? But um I don't know if I even
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know how to comment on that. So, you don't think that's more inhumane or less inhumane than monkeys?
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Well, let me pull up the definition of humane. Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. You can make the argument no matter what. It It's just not ethical. I think the ethics is just like bless you. Bless you. Bless you. Bless
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you. I feel like that's just not um I don't know. Not right. But if you're going to put them to death anyway, the reason, you know, not saying that I'm condoning anything, but it just seems like that does still
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breach some B or some ethics thing, you know. Uh humane generally refers to compassion, sympathy, or consideration for humans or animals. Yeah. So, it is it is both obviously. Um I still think it's inhumane to do it period. It
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doesn't matter what it's on. So, doesn't matter the subject like irregardless or regardless of anything um anything outside. I think just it still would fall under the inhumane umbrella.
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Okay. So, what if say there was a person named like James or something like what if they we took that guy and I think for the name alone we might have to put him to death. [laughter] Okay.
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No, like we can agree on something that Are you saying he did it or I'm not saying anything?
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You're not saying he did? I'm saying what if there's a guy named James that was subjected to becoming a lab rat or any currently being subjected as I think having having devices implanted into their into their skulls, surgically
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implanted into their skulls. Yeah. I don't I don't know. That's the one thing about that video like that was just I really didn't I hated watching that or that Instagram thing you sent.
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That was like hard to look at. Really hard to look at, honestly. Would it be easier to look at if it was someone named James?
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M I don't know. I I just personally I hate a lot of that body horror stuff.
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Like, you know, in the Matrix when they start unplugging themselves or whatever. [ __ ] hate that. No, I feel like it's just disturbing. Anyways, that's why I was like when I was seeing that I was really odd cuz it's like it seems real
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and I don't want to like obviously be saying it's not cuz I don't know. But I mean they have a website with all like the unedited footage and then really Okay. Yeah, that would be Jeez cuz I was like reading on it.
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Some of it just based on like the camera angles and how it was positioned. I was like that doesn't seem they have like all real. But yeah, I don't know research.
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I don't honestly want I don't want to see that again. Kenny chewing cardboard. Leisel with blood encrusted implant.
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Virginia looking at reflection in mirror. Oh, the licky. Oh wa chat, get out of there, bro. Woo. Do you guys get those um get those videos on Instagram that are like James hater and stuff like that?
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No. No just ones. [laughter] I don't ever get that stuff. Really? I've seen them when you've like if you've ever sent them.
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I get I get ones like James hater, Daniel hater, Alex hater. I think your feed just knows. Dude, force leads children to the worst places. James Town. I just reposted my accent. [laughter] POV. You're chilling with uh chilling in
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Harper. James starts talking. Oh, poor James. James, how it feels [clears throat] listening to anyone called James express their opinion. How it feels when a James is born somewhere on Earth and everything's sad. Everything's sad. How James looks
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at you after telling him to stop talking to children. So, think all you think all the James in our comment section are going to be offended you said that just now? They said that they they would deserve to be
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put into uh human experimentation. I mean, only purely for just their name. [laughter] Just because of their name. Yeah, that's right. Maybe it shouldn't just be them.
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It should be their parents, too, for naming them chains. [laughter] They are responsible for it. It's not like they asked for it.
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They're like They're like Oenheimer. I have become death or whatever. What What does he say? Um I think that's about right. Ned. Ned Flanders.
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Ned Flanders. Ned the CEO of Are there two locks on there? Is it just the one?
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There two [ __ ] on there. Oh, there are. The block sex. Whoa, dude. That's a salt, brother. That guy's That guy's name is probably James.
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Oh, he shot himself. Ew, he actually did [ __ ] himself. E, it's all different color than blood.
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You think there's an account called Aiden hater? Probably a name hater for every name.
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I've only ever seen James, Dan, and Daniel and and Alex. Aiden haters. Probably think too. Yeah, not a lot of Aiden haters.
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Happy except you, Aiden. Sad news for you. Shut the [ __ ] up. Oh, [ __ ] My bad.
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Aiden, [clears throat] they don't have the same poll. The highest one is like 36 followers.
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Makes sense. William hater. 246. That's a little more. It's Spanish though. You're Mexican. Oh yeah, I'm Mexican sometimes.
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When I feel like it. I'm in a Mexican mood. Peace officer. Oh, rest. [laughter] You're You're race fluid.
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Sure. Yeah. That's what you're always telling people. Yeah. I don't identify as one specific race. I kind of just go with whatever I feel like. Sometimes I just go in the hood and I just like talk.
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Say whatever comes to my mind, you know? Say whatever comes to my mind. And then when people press me, I'm like, "Yo, man, I'm feeling a little blank today." Blank today.
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You fill in the blank with the specified race that you're talking to. Yeah. Jed hater. There's no Tristan haters.
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Would you be able to think? Would you think you could beat the game? What?
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Yeah. The only Tristan All the Tristan haters are either private and or have no have no uh post.
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Got an hour to beat it, Jed. 1 hour. The box. In the box. Oh [ __ ] Kicks him. That's disrespectful. Claire, what's up?
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Bruce chilling. No. Oh, critical hit. Oh, poor guy. Is everyone [ __ ] themselves?
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Jesus, stay back. Oh, Mr. Sex, dude. Jesus. Jesus. There are no Good thing you can't open doors, right, dude? Right. Right. He's too stupid.
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Bro's dumb. I'm jacking it. I'm jacking it. I'm jacking it. Maybe I was right.
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Can't open doors. Oh, he's going to poop on you. Oh, why is this blocking? That's racist.
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Yeah. Nope. Aiden racism compilation. It's It's infinite long. Infinity long. And hello. Hello there.
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Can't open that door, can you? Oh [ __ ] Can he? He's like Maharaga. He's adapting.
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Check this out. Oh [laughter] get poned. [ __ ] You went under his legs. Did you peek up his skirt?
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That was all part of my plan, you idiot. A roll of film. What's the role of films for?
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It's probably porn. Makes sense. It's Will's secret stash. He's not here to defend himself, so it must be true.
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Marvin, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. Marvin, you know what? It's better putting him out of his misery. Don't you think?
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You should have saved and then we could have all had a little chance of shooting him in the head.
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Exactly. Marvin, no. I'd rather not, honestly. Marvin, he's done. Not done yet. Maybe he's gay.
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Oh, there we go. That now Marvin's free to move on. He's dropping still. Oh no.
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Oh no. Oh, this is [ __ ] stupid. All right, dude. I did it.
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We beat the game. We beat the game. We beat the game. We beat the game.
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Let's go. Let's We're done. Done. He's walking out of the house. I think I'm pissed.
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Good luck, man. Walking himself out of the house. All right. All right. That's all. We played it. We beat the game. We beat the game twice. We beat the game twice.
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The ghost of Hey, it's me, Jed. I'm saying bye as well. Bye, guys. Yes.
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Hey, grab my grab. [laughter] You just like use your Yeah. Had to keep it authentic.
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