1h45 de film - Parents mode d'emploi

Laetitia, you're ready, it's your outfit! Come on, let's go! Oh yes, it's good, it's fine, calm down. No, I'm very, very calm, it's not the problem, we're just super in love, huh? Come on, come on, come on, calm down, calm down, are you sure you have the keys? Oh shit! Oh my God! It's been two years since we've been in this room, what are you doing? Where are you going? I'm turning, it's okay, relax, it's not our first time coming in, at least. That's for sure,

it's not the first time, but every time, it's the same thing, you have too much attention, come on, come on! Oh, have you forgotten something? My bag. What? Oh my god, it's horrible, I had a nightmare, nothing was ready for the return and I was naked. Ah no, but that's not horrible, don't worry my kitten, it will be fine. I'm on the lookout, I can tell you that the Pinto this year will piss me off. Gabriel, do you know what it is? So that's ... No no, you don't know. This is the list of supplies, I have them since June and I still haven't bought anything, you know why?

No, it's a rhetorical question, actually. I'm not asking you to answer me. So it's because it's my 35th school year. Yes, 35 lists of supplies, 35 photo sessions, 35 pre-school meetings, 70 registrations in school activities, for two hours per child, that makes us 250 hours. 240. Because twice that is... Hundreds of hours of queue to register for I don't know what underwater activity that they will abandon in October anyway because chlorine, it stings the eyes. So I love them, my children, but here I beg you, tell me that they are in the head of a traffic of glue tubes. Because you see there, for example, the little glue tube that you see there, there, there, there, I bought 350 of them since their birth. Oh, oh, yes, 350, say. And

the protective caps, say, did I tell you about the protective caps? - I have to answer. - They need violets. Can you tell me why they need violets? They're always unfindable. - It's not time for violets. - It's because... It's just a rhetoric. I can't answer. Well, this year, I can't buy violets. I can't. Do you know what's going to happen? They'll buy them on their own. You're so naive. It's so cute. No, darling. This year, you'll take care of the rent. - Well, my dear,

with pleasure, no problem. But you know, if I let you do it every year, it's because every time I do it, it's not good. - Ah, that's why? - Yes. - Well, this year, really, I let you do everything, it will be fine, you take care of everything. - Of everything? - Of everything, everything, everything. - Okay, of everything, everything, everything. - Everything, everything, everything, everything. - Okay, so supplies and ... Well, supplies. - And certificates. - Certificates, yes. - And insurance. - Okay. - And inscriptions. - Inscriptions. - And sportswear. - Okay, well, you know what, you make me a list. But you have to count on me, my dear, no problem. - Is

that true? Hello kids! So, mum and I have great news to tell you. But there will be changes, it won't be easy. I'm sure you'll face it like the big guys. And I'm also sure it will... - ... make connections. - OK. So this year, it's dad who will take care of the school year. OK, thank you Isabelle. So... What I wanted to tell you is that... This entry, we will face it together, hand in hand, because together we are stronger, together we will take responsibility, together we will go further. So don't ask yourself what this family can do for you, but what you can do for this family. So who's with me?

I guess we don't have a choice. I'm going back to high school, it's my last year of primary school and it's important not to miss my return. Of course honey, don't worry, dad will handle it. I'll have plenty of free time, so I'll come to pick you up at school and we'll have plenty of time to do nice things for your last year. So who's with me? Ah ok I got it, it's like mom who's in a crisis for her birthday. But no, not at all,

it has nothing to do with my opponent! Birthday? Birthday, I know, you're not going to rub my ears with that all year long, huh? Well no, not all year, so it's in three weeks so ... Hey mom, I'll have to see with Manon's mother to register for synchronized swimming because I want to do it this year with her. Ok, you're in the middle! I should have done it higher. No, I don't think so. Ok, so here you have two child files, here you have the school insurance number and here you have the health records. What are health records? - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. - OK. So, you better take the little-card and the purple note-protecting papers first, because that's what goes first. And of course, don't forget Laetitia's appointment with the dentist tonight. - The dentist? He doesn't even know where he is. - But yes, whatever. - Are you OK? - Yes, I'm fine. - OK. Have a good day, my love. - Bye. - Bye-bye. - Have a good day, everyone! - Wow! Hello madam, would you like to

have purple postcards please? To sell or to buy? To buy. Hey Chantal, you'll never understand what the gentleman is asking me. Purple postcards? The day of the... You might want aspirated postcards, as many as you are. Yes, yes, exactly, four. Well, don't move, we'll take care of it. Thank you, thank you. Would you like a little mojito to wait? Yeah, great. Well done on professionalism! Hey, go on! France is not far off! Paper, 125 grams. Hello? Yes, hello madam. This is the official CPF. Yes, what's going on? No, sorry. Excuse me, I'm interrupting you.

But actually, you have to call my husband. Thank you, have a nice day. Goodbye. What's this? Hello, please. Yes, yes, it's okay, it's okay, two minutes. What? 5 lutins? What the fuck is this shit? 5 lutins? Excuse me, excuse me, do you understand something about this list? Because here it's 5 lutins, what is it? There is one of the gardening, what is it? Amateur. Yes yes yes yes yes yes. Hi Mino! Hi. So, how are the furnitures going? It's okay, it's okay. I admit that I struggled a little with this story of lutins. Why did you struggle? Where are the lutins? Well, at the Ophtalmo, madam. They are in front of you. Gabriel... What else?

The lutein are some kind of classers with plastic intercalators connected to each other. Really? Why don't they put "classers with plastic intercalators connected to each other" on the list? They're nice, they make people hungry! But no, it's just that everyone knows it! So reassure me, you have everything else, you have the aspirin papers, you have the erasers... Yes, yes, calm down, calm down! Cool, chatouille! I admit it's not easy! I know, but cool, look! I found something great! Be careful! With the application "Vasile à rentrer", you enter the name of your child's school, okay? What's the name of the small establishment? Daudet. Yes, Daudet. Alphonse. Alphonse Daudet. And then, bam! It automatically orders the supplies from Alphonse Daudet. We'll have them tomorrow. Tomorrow? Yes. Oh my God! You have the balls! You have the balls! I don't have the balls, you manage, that's good. That's modernity. When I think of all these punks who fight for two trombones. So, are you relaxed, my little girl? Yes, you manage, that's good. I'm good.

Yeah. Hey mom, did you see the giraffe? Wow, well done honey! Oh shit! It's the first time you try to open it anyway. Yeah. Of all the battery. Yeah. Mom, please, you can't... Oh no no no no no no, honey, you're really good at it. *music* I don't know about you, but I had a great day. I took advantage of my breakfast to do something I've been dreaming about for a long time. Did you do Botox? No. I'm going to put on To the long-sleeve video! Wow, great, your life! And what are you doing tomorrow? Pottery? Don't hesitate to film your day, it would be too stupid not to make others enjoy it. Oh, you're so funny! So, how about you, this first day? Well, apparently, I'm as calm as for you. Between the math teacher who ruined me because I didn't have my supplies, and the afternoon spent in the barn beca

Well, supplies. - And certificates. - Certificates, yes. - And insurance. - Okay. - And inscriptions. - Inscriptions. - And sportswear. - Okay, well, you know what, you make me a list. But you have to count on me, my dear, no problem. - Is

that true? Hello kids! So, mum and I have great news to tell you. But there will be changes, it won't be easy. I'm sure you'll face it like the big guys. And I'm also sure it will... - ... make connections. - OK. So this year, it's dad

who will take care of the school year. OK, thank you Isabelle. So... What I wanted to tell you is that... This entry, we will face it together, hand in hand, because together we are stronger, together we will take responsibility, together we will go

further. So don't ask yourself what this family can do for you, but what you can do for this family. So who's with me?

I guess we don't have a choice. I'm going back to high school, it's my last year of primary school and it's important not to miss my return. Of course honey, don't worry, dad will handle it. I'll have plenty of free time, so I'll

come to pick you up at school and we'll have plenty of time to do nice things for your last year. So who's with me? Ah ok I got it, it's like mom who's in a crisis for her birthday. But no, not at all,

it has nothing to do with my opponent! Birthday? Birthday, I know, you're not going to rub my ears with that all year long, huh? Well no, not all year, so it's in three weeks so ... Hey mom, I'll have to see with Manon's

mother to register for synchronized swimming because I want to do it this year with her. Ok, you're in the middle! I should have done it higher. No, I don't think so. Ok, so here you have two child files, here you have the school

insurance number and here you have the health records. What are health records? - I'm kidding, I'm kidding. - OK. So, you better take the little-card and the purple note-protecting papers first, because that's what goes first. And of course, don't forget Laetitia's appointment with the dentist tonight. - The dentist?

He doesn't even know where he is. - But yes, whatever. - Are you OK? - Yes, I'm fine. - OK. Have a good day, my love. - Bye. - Bye-bye. - Have a good day, everyone! - Wow! Hello madam, would you like to

have purple postcards please? To sell or to buy? To buy. Hey Chantal, you'll never understand what the gentleman is asking me. Purple postcards?

The day of the... You might want aspirated postcards, as many as you are. Yes, yes, exactly, four. Well, don't move, we'll take care of it. Thank you, thank you. Would you like a little mojito to wait? Yeah, great. Well done on professionalism! Hey,

go on! France is not far off! Paper, 125 grams. Hello? Yes, hello madam. This is the official CPF. Yes, what's going on? No, sorry. Excuse me, I'm interrupting you.

But actually, you have to call my husband. Thank you, have a nice day. Goodbye. What's this? Hello, please. Yes, yes, it's okay, it's okay, two minutes. What? 5 lutins? What the fuck is this shit? 5 lutins? Excuse me, excuse me, do you understand something about this

list? Because here it's 5 lutins, what is it? There is one of the gardening, what is it? Amateur. Yes yes yes yes yes yes. Hi Mino! Hi. So, how are the furnitures going? It's okay, it's okay. I admit that I struggled a little

with this story of lutins. Why did you struggle? Where are the lutins? Well, at the Ophtalmo, madam. They are in front of you. Gabriel... What else?

The lutein are some kind of classers with plastic intercalators connected to each other. Really?

Why don't they put "classers with plastic intercalators connected to each other" on the list?

They're nice, they make people hungry! But no, it's just that everyone knows it! So reassure me, you have everything else, you have the aspirin papers, you have the erasers...

Yes, yes, calm down, calm down! Cool, chatouille! I admit it's not easy! I know, but cool, look! I found something great! Be careful! With the application "Vasile à rentrer", you enter the name of your child's school, okay? What's the name of the small

establishment? Daudet. Yes, Daudet. Alphonse. Alphonse Daudet. And then, bam! It automatically orders the supplies from Alphonse Daudet. We'll have them tomorrow. Tomorrow? Yes. Oh my God! You have the balls! You have the balls! I don't have the balls, you manage, that's good. That's

modernity. When I think of all these punks who fight for two trombones. So, are you relaxed, my little girl? Yes, you manage, that's good. I'm good.

Yeah. Hey mom, did you see the giraffe? Wow, well done honey! Oh shit! It's the first time you try to open it anyway. Yeah. Of all the battery. Yeah.

Mom, please, you can't... Oh no no no no no no, honey, you're really good at it. *music* I don't know about you, but I had a great day. I took advantage of my breakfast to do something I've been dreaming about for a long time. Did you do Botox? No.

I'm going to put on To the long-sleeve video! Wow, great, your life! And what are you doing tomorrow? Pottery? Don't hesitate to film your day, it would be too stupid not to make others enjoy it. Oh, you're so funny! So, how about you,

this first day? Well, apparently, I'm as calm as for you. Between the math teacher who ruined me because I didn't have my supplies, and the afternoon spent in the barn because Mr. Martinet is too busy to answer when I read the call. Ah,

that was the 09? Ah, no, but I never answer! I don't know, I think it's to show windows. Great! - And you, honey? - Great! Your husband even went to the gynecologist's office. Yeah, well, it's okay. Everyone can be wrong. Of course, and

obviously, we met Théo and his mother. So, since earlier, the whole balutwit, Laetitia Martinei, is lying. It's nice, this return of Gabrielle Martinei. At this pace, in two months, I'm fired and Laetitia makes a sex tape. Well, hey, if she survives, it's Carrie.

Well, we relax, okay? Because I have a big news to announce to you. The foon-nétures will arrive tomorrow. Yes, but they're great supplies. I only ordered quality, it comes from the States, so... Ah, well, I say we applaud dad. Thank you. A little Eola maybe? We'll buy a second

one because... Hey, hey, hey, stop, it's okay. Jules, how was your day? Oh yes, honey, how was it with Mr. Michon? Is he great? But I'm not at Mr.

Michon's, I'm at Delmas'. What do you mean you're at Delmas'? I went in June to see your director to ask him to expressly ask you to be at Mr.

Michon's. - Well, maybe that's it then. - It's not possible, he can't stay in this class, Gabriel. It's not possible, we have to do something. - Chateau... Okay. What's the problem with the teacher? I'll take care of it. - You don't remember Delmas

Lafaynias, dad? - But with her, you do nothing, it's really fresh. - But you don't remember! Gabriel, he can't stay in this class, you have to make an appointment with the principal. - Yes, I know, you calm down. - So, you, with your

first-year head of the class, but how she will not be able to frame you directly? - Well, no, figure yourself, the current has passed between us. - Calm down, the binoculars, we are not armed. - No, but the other one. There you go!

There's nothing to worry about, she changed the Delmas! Yeah, wait a second, did she say she was going to do the program this year? Yeah, we attacked right away.

Yeah, of course. Well, kids, it's your last year of primary school, so we're not going to miss the short-bouillon, okay? Because next year, the school won't be the same vinaigrette. So we're going to play it cool. We're going to tell each other our

holidays. Can we at least do it in German? Well, the problem is solved, that's it. She even wants to give us medical notes. It's going to advance me if I do medicine. And there I catch myself the pusite of death. Three days locked

in my room to empty me. And I can tell you that dad does not care about all these techniques. Fortunately, I had a bathtub because otherwise ... Well, I'll give you in a thousand. I had, I had ... Yes binoculars. An inflammation of

the intestinal mucosa? But no, the binoculars. I just had to eat, I had to smash the buffet, that's all. Even in the club they did not come back. Well, that's great, I feel it this spring. Yeah. So, date

of the last tetanus vaccine. As far as I know, it's a joke guys. Jul, Paul, and the doctor. So, xanarix... xanarix... Okay, xanarix... Martin, excuse me, this is the vaccine for tetanus, what are you saying? Oh, well, forget it, we can't go to

the hangrybouillis, I'm going at random. Oh, okay. Xanarix. Hello? Yes, the father of the little darling. She has a headache? Well, don't tell her to go home. Here, I'll send you an email. - Well, give me your email. - So, Maureen... - No, no, no, not

you, you! - Martinez! - Yes? - You didn't answer my email. - Is it good for you, the street, tomorrow, 6 p.m.? - Yes, yes, it's good, it's good.

- No, no, no, wait, wait, excuse me, sorry. Wait, wait. I can't see, I have the meeting to go back to my son's high school. - It's okay, I'll ask Pinto, he's just preparing the client's file. - It's funny because we hesitated at

33FM... - Hello, hey, hey, Maureen, I don't care. Hello, sorry, excuse me, yes, so, uh, give me your email. So, wait, here, go ahead. Hi everyone! Hey, come on, you have to go to the toilet, the teacher is in a hurry, she walked

me all the way out of school! And me, when are you taking care of the synchronized swimming? There is almost no space! Hey, I find you sign my authorization!

And me, you have to find me a photo for my canteen card because otherwise I can not eat tomorrow! Gabriel! What? There was a battle of trusses in Jules's class, he took the iron one! What? Black? You saw? Oh my! It's metal but

not iron mom, it would be too heavy for a truss! It's more like a nalga. Okay, okay, let it go. What did the mistress say? The mistress? You don't remember Delmas? She smells like shit! You know what she does after lunch? She takes

a nap. It won't go away, Gabriel. It won't go away. Don't worry, I'll make an appointment with her. I'll put it in my top 5 priorities. No, top 1!

Your son is going to get a eye! Yes, well, Jules, give me your correspondence card and that's it. Ah! You know what that is? What? These are your supplies.

Present your most boring excuses, everyone calms down. 24 hours time. I had planned it.

Mr. Martini? Hello. Hello. I'll put this up. No, I'll take it, don't worry. 103 kilos, bed, developed, it's not a problem, thank you very much. And the rest? The rest? This one. This one. All this? Yes, everything is there. Except the tatami mats

that will arrive later. The tatami mats, wait, what is it? What are the tatami mats? What the hell do I do with kimonos? Judo, karate, sambo... No, that's not the problem, I never ordered that! That's not the problem, you

have to follow the order. Look, delivery, Collège David Douillet, mine is Dodé, it has nothing to do with it! I'm not interested, I'm not the one who ordered it, sir. No, but wait, we're going to find a solution, I think that... No, but

it's new, but certainly, look, because I ordered on the app, look, and with the touch screen, that's what I was going to do, look, there it's Dodé and Douillet below, I had to rip with my thumb. No, but I'm going to get beaten

up by my wife, please, it's not possible, you understand, because usually I don't do this kind of thing, it's not me who manages it, she, she, how, I don't do that. Sir, sir, sir, sir, I look concerned. Yes, I'm getting sick of it.

Sign here because my boxing class is starting to get boring. We don't have a problem here. Do you want us to talk about it? Okay, maybe I messed up a bit. A bit? Well, anyway, on this little mistake of nothing at all due

to a fault in the application, we would have gone past an hour deal. No, but it's true, all these 100% cotton kimonos at this price, you can't see them every day. I wonder if I don't want to order again. Oh no, I think

we're good with 237 kimonos, that should be enough. I counted, 237. *music* What are you doing, honey? Did you see the time? Well, the schedule. What do you mean, the schedule? What's the story? Well, since we're not doing anything in class,

I'm getting ready for the sixth grade. It's normal. No, but wait. Oh, honey, it's good, it's fine. Dad made an appointment with your teacher, but you can rest assured, it will be fine. Jules, Dad put a word in your correspondence. Yeah, he tried.

But his style didn't work. But he's going to do it tomorrow, don't worry, mom.

Okay, well, listen, we'll see that tomorrow. But you promise me you're going to bed?

Yeah, yeah. But mom, does the teacher check that the teachers do their homework? You are on the response of the Academy's rectorate. You can leave your message after the sound signal.

Yes, hello, I would like to inform the failing teacher in the Armand Cassagne school group that Mrs. Demas is really incompetent and can be dangerous for children. She deserves inspection. That's it, thank you very much, bye.

Are you serious dad? Is this my SVT ticket? And me? Did you see my card? Look, I'm wearing a swimsuit. It's okay, we don't even see your swimsuit. It's worse, it looks like I'm nothing, I'm naked. Yeah. What time are you going to

run? 10 o'clock. I think I'll go earlier, I don't want to lose. Same, rather die than stay there. No.

Please Lord, save us! No, I saw that in the Fire Throne. It means that God is going to help us. And Galagus, when he says that, he becomes a net of pure organic energy. And the sky can give him anything he wants. Fire cones, balls of millions of... Paul, Paul, Paul,

Paul. If you're going to see a girl before she dies, you really need to stop being a geek. Oh, you think so? Oh, sure. It's true that you have an obvious physique. Anyway, I like to bring back mom. Mom, we won't be here

tonight. I'm going to follow the tattoo artist. Can't you send me a word? Okay, great, honey. Have a good day. Okay Galagus, ask for fire lights because it's not possible. Cops, fire cones, not lights. You'll never fuck.

Hello, I'm Jules' dad. Hello, I'm Jules' dad. So, you wanted to see me? Yes, sorry. I warn you, I don't have the whole evening. Because if I miss 4:32pm, I'm screwed. Then, I have to learn from 5:15pm. Well, I just took half a RTT to come and see you, but that's

not a big deal. So, according to Jules and his mother, you don't respect the program. So, I looked at the guidelines of the CM2 program. The original, which is divided into seven major skills. So, in one, The mastery of the French language, which

includes the ability to read and understand varied texts, the mastery of the oral expression, grammar, spelling, the base. In two, the mastery of the usual techniques, information and communication. Wait, I'm not done, there are five left. I told you, after the hour, it's not the time anymore. But don't forget,

your binoculars will come out of it. Okay, it's settled. Hey mom ? There's something wrong with my health record. Really ? Yeah, the doctor from the hospital saw it. It's the date of my tetanus vaccine. It's from before I

was born. So I told him you had your ovaries vaccinated. Well done. Listen, if there's a problem, they'll give you the vaccine. It hurts, but it's okay.

Oh, I have a terrible hangover tonight because it's my first day as a volunteer at the shooting range. You know, the one next to the hospital. Dad signed me up yesterday. Oh, that's weird, huh? Yeah, it's still really tempting because there will be

syringes and everything, so... I'm afraid to fall into it, but I tell myself: "Dad, he would never have signed me up if it was that serious." Oh, that's rude, honey. On the other hand, you will think of putting on a little vest because

it's cold at night in Belgium. And since the shooting range only exists in Belgium...

I saw your teacher and she's totally pissed off. We'll do it differently. It won't solve your problems, but you'll have fun. I'll tell you my secrets to get rid of your opponents. I'm counting on you. DCZ. I can't guarantee I'll be able to

finish the day. I feel like I have an affection that starts in a small place. I'm a subject. I'm in the class of Mrs. Demas.

José Leclerc, academy inspector. Martinet! *music* Like this? Like this. You do it three times, and then you press it. Did you see mom? She's the manager of the Paul Dent team. It's dad who signed it because there was no room for a synchronized meditation. I love it! Yeah, but

Paul, I know that Paul Dent is forbidden at least 18 years old. Okay, she's too strong, she's too strong. She must have a perfect. I'm fired. I have my name on my resume. My future is fucked. I'm a criminal. What? Who told you

this story? What happened, my shi- Thank you, Lord! So Galagui, is he the manager or not? Tell me, Angelo, tell me, tell me. Calm down, calm down. Stinky ball!

How did you think you could solve the problem with a stinky ball? You underestimate the power of the stinky ball. No, but listen, I'm going to catch the blow, okay? Trust me. I hope so. The Martinez family. No, it's okay, thank you. I

suppose you know why you're here. Yes, that's right, Mrs Delmas. I wanted to introduce you to my ex-girlfriends. It's very serious. Yes, it's serious. It's very serious. It's even disgusting. Absolutely. But you have to know that Jules has nothing to do with this

smelly ball story. It's my husband. The smelly ball? I blessed the smelly ball. Thank you, Mr Martinet. Ah, well, listen, it's with pleasure, Mrs Lafaynias. Delmas. Thanks to her, I escaped the inspection. An inspection on deletion in 25 years of career, I've never

been done with this one. No, a deletion? My God, what a horror, France is going wrong. I totally agree with you, Mrs. Martinet. It's not true, it's the Chinese parents who threw you out. They look nice though. No, Jean-Paul is no longer in

the class. He even went back to Shanghai with his parents, you know. Really? On the other hand, I have a lot of support in the rectorate and we went back to your number. Isa, you called the rectorate in Chinese? No, but no joke,

it's nonsense! No, but listen, excuse her. You know what I risked with a blow like that? Okay, I'm not an academic, okay, I'm balancing skills. But me, these kids, it's all my life. I love them, these kids. I love to transfer their joy

of living. Life is not just a game of pleasure. Believe me, they'll have time to shit the ananas, as they say. We're having fun at home. The students are in 6th grade, with a level that's not as bad as Anton's. The problem is

that Jules doesn't like to have fun. He wants to go fast. He's holding his mother for that, while I'm a fan of humor. I assure you. Do you want me to imitate you? No, thank you. But this kid can't stay at home. And

since Michon's is as full as a new one, I was wondering... Here, we did a test to see if he would be better in 6th grade. Your binoculars. - That's a good idea, 16 years old. - My debut in 6th grade? - It's

settled, perfect, thanks. - Oh yes, the 16th in 32, of course. - No, I have a meeting on school activities. When I think they don't even buy balloons for children, poor people. - Wait, wouldn't you be interested in 237 kimonos and 32 tatamis

for school? - What's the matter? - Oh, I feel like coming to you. You are completely crazy in this school, it's not possible. You know what? Of course I'm interested! I'll be right there! Thank you very much, Mr. Martinet! Oh

shit, I forgot! What's wrong? I'm sorry, I almost got my hair out. Take a sip. It's very contagious. He's not ready, I can feel it. He's not ready. Are you sure he's not ready? I know, but it's hard. Dad, Mom? Yes? I thought about it and

I'm not sure. If you're sure, you'll see. It's going to be great. You're going to love it. Yeah... I know it's hard, no more kids in primary school and you're going to celebrate... Ah no, let's be clear with

that, Gabriel. I really don't give a fuck about my opponent. Happy birthday, I'm telling you. Happy birthday, my dear!

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It's me Hello Hello I'm sorry So, I'm Laetitia's mother Very well, sit down please No, it's okay, I'm going to stand up Okay, Laetitia, Laetitia, so... Laetitia... Here you go. No, here you go. Laetitia! Well, I don't have much to say. It's

only the beginning of the year, but everything is fine. Oh really? Great, see you soon. I wanted to tell you, I was very impressed by her exhibition subject. The story of your family, it looks incredible. I don't know if it's on your side

or on the father's side, maybe... Well, I don't see very well... Maybe a little on her father's side, because her grandmother won some big tournaments in bridge, but... In bridge? No, I'm talking about your family's passion for the painter Velazquez. Oh, no, wait,

sorry, I'm the mother of Laetitia Martinet. Oh, sorry, I got it wrong. I got it wrong with the other Laetitia in the class. The one who's interested.

Martinet, sit down. Martinet, right? Yes, Martinet. Martine, Martine, Martine, here she is. Yes, as she always puts herself at the bottom of the class next to the radiator, I must admit that for the moment I have a little trouble seeing who she

is. And on the other hand, I see that she did not give me her subject to expose. I don't know if you talked about it together. Her subject on what? On Velázquez? No, the exposure on cultural heritage and the family is part of

my pedagogical project. For example, Jonas, who is from Belgium, will talk about the Manneken Pis. You see the little cherub who urinates in the water? Yes, I see very well, very well. You see, the little thread of the nose. Exactly, exactly, exactly. Charmin.

While Sandra, she will tell us about a family recipe for brandade. You see, it's very vast. It's great. But I need Laetitia to give me her subject to expose.

It's getting pressing. I'm not telling you. Listen, there's no problem. I think we'll find it quickly because really, we're going to have the choice of the mess. The mess of choice because we have a lot of family culture in this family. So I'm

going to tell him about it and it's going to be fine. Okay? Come on, kiss. - No, not that, sorry. - Okay, I'll count on her, Mrs. Martini. - Yeah, sorry. You know, there's a lot simpler than the barbecue. I'm very pirate. Besides,

it's not that we're hygienic. Well, everyone has their thing. - Yeah. - Otherwise, is the intercom I installed still working? It's not bad, isn't it? Because we can answer from the office, the waiting room... - What? Sorry? - No, nothing. - Hi dad,

hi grandpa. - Hi. - Damn, I'm so fed up. - Yeah? My sports teacher wants us to form a team to participate in an operation that makes money for the sick. - Can't you just be more peaceful, with the year of the baccalaureate?

- Bicycles, the heart! That's very good, that's very important, you know? - Yeah, I know, it's like the more you ride, the more you make money, and then the children, well, they're no longer orphans. - No, no, no, it's not quite that, no,

no. to collect funds to help research on orphan diseases. And you, grandpa, do you want to participate? Because I have to ask the family to make a team, it's really annoying. Of course, my big one, you have to take advantage of my presence.

Wait, wait, wait, let me see, what is it? The bikes of the heart, okay, yeah, well, the bike is me. If you need a team, you ask me, Polo, I'm here. In addition, I did the Paris-Roubaix, so we're going to blow up the

counters. In the presence of the mayor. Ok, I'll have to talk to the office.

They'll be interested in the sponsor. Do you want me to ask Michel Drucker to come? It would be advertising for the event. Michel Drucker. Ok, totally. You're Mr. Plus.

Michel Drucker. Why not Brad Pitt too? If he's in the corner, he can maybe help you, right? Brad Pitt would be good, but I don't know him. While Michel has become a friend since I took a ugly beauty under my foot. Who is

it? Drucker. You don't know who Michel Drucker is? Too bad, André, he doesn't know who Michel Drucker is. I'm not helping you. I'm in Lens.

Laetitia! What? Can you explain to me why you're the only one not to have your subject exposed? When were you planning to put it on Easter? Oh, it's okay, it's okay, I just need to find a subject... I was thinking and you cut

me off. Of course. What's the story? The story is that I found myself like an idiot in front of the teacher of Laetitia, who is the only one not to have her subject exposed. Is it a joke? No, it's good, it's about cultural

heritage, family heritage. It's easy for the others, they go to the museum, to the theater, there are even, they go to see exhibitions. But it's too "no life"! Wait, it's too nasty, parents who put pressure on their children, well, you next door, you're

really cool! You're nice, my dear. Thank you, darling. It's sure, sometimes you're annoying, but me, me, me, I don't have to read or go to see exhibitions, and that's cool. Wait... I dream where your daughter just told us that we have zero culture.

Yeah, and that we are too lax too. Okay, where did we screw up? Oh, we didn't screw up, it's not us. You know what it is? Computers, digital tablets, all that. But damn, you're right. But you know what? First, we delete internet at

night. Wait, wait, wait, we have to see before because ... We're going to get smashed. I assure you, the day my mother-in-law divorced her, it was her lucky day.

He's making me sick! Nothing is too beautiful for my little daughter, honey. And the beautiful grains of Michel Drucker are my friends. You know Michel Drucker? We don't care about that Sergio Drucker. The problem is not that. The problem is that he tells

himself, but he never thanked me for having installed his interphone. Wait, isn't it nothing to install an interphone? Ten years, not a penny! Did I tell you or not?

It's a concrete installation, the guy can answer from the office, the waiting room, the reception, the toilets! - That's not true. - I swear! - And you never thanked?

- Or a wolf! Wait, but Gabi is reacting there! Hey, who's the boss? - Yeah, it's me, it's me. - Well then, go ahead. Excuse me, I'm Lila's mother, who is in Enzo's class. - Ah, hello. - And in fact, I'm showing a

list of parents delegated. I wanted to know if it could interest you to be part of the list. We have a meeting tomorrow. Ah, that's nice, I'm sorry but tomorrow I can't. Tonight, it's tonight actually, I don't know why I said tomorrow. No,

tonight either, except for Thursday. Thursday? Yes, because in fact, I thought it was Wednesday, that's why I said tomorrow Thursday, because it's Thursday, the meeting. So in fact, it's good for you Thursday? Yes, well yes, that's what I'm telling you. Ah, that's great.

So see you tomorrow? No, see you Thursday. See you Thursday, that's it. Goodbye. Wait, she's not nice, this girl. For a parent's responsible, it's scary. So the guy can't see anything. Gabriel, your wifi is restored. My file must leave. Yeah, that should

be good. Go on, go on. No, it still doesn't work. My email doesn't leave.

It asks for my password. Yes, it means it works. I'll give you the password.

So, um... A, R, T... No, this file must leave. Wait, go back, I'm lost.

But you're talking between two people, so... A, R, T, Y, 25, V, W. - A or B? - A. When I say nothing, it's A. It's my presentation on melanoma research. It must leave tomorrow morning or later. There are lives at stake. You

know what? You just have to put it on my USB and I'll send it from the office. So we were at...

VW. Do you know what USB means? No, I don't know, but VW BB. USB is an acronym.

Do you know what an acronym means? Yes, I know what an acronym means. VW BB... An acronym for Universal Serial Bus. Okay, okay. Customer service. Customer service. Two... I'm deaf.

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- No! - It's annoying, seriously. - We won't know who he is. - Oh, that? Don't worry, it's normal. He's trying to be a teenager to stop being called a 6th grader. So he's wearing a pole to censor the transmission. - So, in

short, how does internet work? - I don't know! No, but seriously, I warn you, because you really have to do me a favor to expose me if we don't have internet. Listen Laetitia, we're a family where we read, we listen to music, we're

interested in a lot of things, we can still find a subject without going through internet. Look, there's grandpa who comes to dinner tonight, he's going to the TV, grandpa.

- Grandpa? - Well... You have the classics, I guess. Romeo and Juliet. I loved a teenager. You know the story? They love each other, their parents don't want it, so they die. Yes, it's a summary. The Lady in the Camelot. A great novel.

She lives with a donkey, she has a big death. Not wrong. Jack London. Martin Eden. Oh my, it's a magnificent novel. It takes you to the great north of the United States. It makes me want to read it again. My dear, now we're

moving on to serious stuff. Hard water fire. A killer, it's bomb. That's a super cool group. Yeah but wait, it's better than that! I don't know, you can do your show on the oil platforms in the North Sea, I'm pretty close to it.

Do you have a relationship with the family? No. Great, thanks. And you, you're alone, you don't have a subject for me?

Fuck the police. Oh, especially don't help me, I inherited from the worst mothers. Okay, do you want me to help you? Do you really want me to help you? Oh yes. So, see you tomorrow at 10 o'clock and you have your exhibition. Oh, really? Yeah. We are currently heading towards

a stone. Inscriptions have recently been updated. You can see them on the sides of the stone. Over here. So, how long do you have to stay there in front of the stone? Please. Oh no, sorry. So, I was saying, This

stone is the most emblematic work of our city. Indeed, this stone is the starting point for a vast underground tunnel of torture rooms. Yes, the Middle Ages was one of the most creative periods in history in terms of its body screws. The chair

of Judas, for example. At the first failure to the law, the condemned was raised and positioned on the top of a pyramid, with a huge and sharp tip, placed in the anus, under the scrotum or the coccyx, according to the mood of the

worker. Then, gravity did the rest. - So good! - Great, isn't it? A formidable instrument that has nothing to do with the intestinal manivelle. So, the intestinal manivelle.

Yeah, no, we're going to go there, sorry, excuse me. No, but it's a shame because you're going to miss the building right next to it. A 16th century lupinar, or rather a closed house or a mess. No, too cool, but we're going, we're

going. Just relax, relax, relax. It's disgusting, though. Well, for those who stay. Hey, I think we got really interested here. Yeah, yeah, wait, can you slow down for a second? What's up? My gut is going crazy. - Oh, well, we should

know. - Yeah, that's true. - For once, we're interested. - Hey, you're gonna hurt yourself sitting on it. - Well, what is it? I invite you to the restaurant this afternoon. - Oh, cool. - Italian. - Chinese. - Chifumi. Chifumi. Chifumi. Oh, cool!

Come on. - Italian! - Yes. Italian! Ah, legatoni! Parmigiano! Five, six, seven, eight, nine...

- That's cheating! - No, it's soft! You're giving me ten more! You need to work your muscle mass. You've got enough muscle. Look at your arms! - What's going on? - The whole high school knows about this Michel Drucker thing. Big popularity in

the class. So, don't show up. Is this about Drucker? I'll leave a message on his answer sheet. He didn't answer, but I'm not worried. It's not the kind of thing to do when there's a humanitarian cause. That's crazy, he didn't answer. Stop joking,

Gabi. You should train too. You're fat like a ball of sweat. And our team was lucky. We're the last ones to pass the school. We'll have to make sure. I can help you, Gabi. I know exactly where it's going for you. Breath, endurance, ambition. Classic. It's okay, André. I don't

need you. Physically, I'm great. Good. Keep going, keep going. I'll give it to you in the mill, the guy, thank you for the interphone. In fact, I went to the parents' meeting of students at the mothers of Lila, you

were bored, it was not at all a plan of drag. She made me sign the form and I arrived. So, on the other hand, people are still incredible. What?

Wait, if they can't come, they could come at least. Wait, we had to be ten, imagine. In addition, she had prepared something super cute with candles, oysters, champagne, and no one came. I swear! You're serious, no kidding! There are candles, champagne and oysters

and you don't even tell yourself! No, she likes to be seen, that's all! But Sergio, no kidding! Was there candles, oysters and champagne for ten people? Well no! Well then? You see? No! You're heavy! Mom! You have to send me a bus for

tomorrow, I can't go to class! Calm down, what's going on? We will find a solution! No, but you do not understand, there is no solution, I can not go!

I did nothing, my exhibition is tomorrow! But how is that tomorrow? But Laetitia, it's now that you wake up there! But it's not my fault!

Shit! Gabi, you have to know how to recognize your failures. It's not dramatic. The marghez, you're going to kill them. You know how to light the plates. Hi everyone! Gabi, I've been ringing the doorbell for an hour now. You should maybe install an interphone

at the entrance, no? Hi Sergio. At the same time, an interphone is excessively hard and long to install. No, don't bother, they don't care about text. It's stupid because it was brought in your story. Hello. Hello. Ah, very good, you are a connoisseur,

Sergio. Ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Hello? Yes, it's me, dad. How are you, son? I have a problem. What's going on? That's what I told you when I was little, we didn't do anything. We didn't go to the movies,

we didn't go to exhibitions... You're kidding! The number of movies you watched on TV was less than a babysitter. You know, Isa, you ask too many questions. The perfect mother, the perfect education... Deep down, I gave you an invaluable gift. You'll always be

a better mother than me. So, Gabi, I'll start again. First, the newspaper. Then, the dry wood, and only after the char. I don't have dry wood, that's what I've been telling you! Don't panic, Gabi! Panic is the enemy of the barbecue! If you

don't have dry wood, it's very simple, you take newspaper and you roll it in a bucket. I roll it in a bucket. It still hasn't worked? Ah yes, it's laborious, this thing. I think we're not ready to eat, friends. - He's got nothing

to do with it, who's the best? - Of course he has nothing to do with it, who's the best? - So what? - So what? - Alright, shush! Challenge accepted. We share the grid. - Dad, I have to go. See you later. -

Yeah, okay. I'll leave you, mom. - Isabel, you have a desk. - What's he doing here? - You know he always owes me half the taxes he stole from me. Give it to me. - No, it's not dad, it's Sergio, Gabriel's friend. -

I know he's here, Isabel, give it to me. Let me pass or I'll come.

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Yeah, yeah, or else I'm going to get beaten like that. There you go! I'm going faster than you, sorry, in short. It's burning my face! - They look better, it's gonna be too cooked. - No, it's not too cooked. - They look good,

they look very good. - I don't think so, it's a bit of a mess.

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look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look look As God is my witness, *Sings* - You're in a good mood. - Yes! Because Laetitia will blow everything up at

her show. It's going to be deadly. Good luck with the repairman. She doesn't tell you too much because your chipoumi isn't regular. I remind you that you're the one who unplugged the wifi. You're not a good player, my love. You smell the chipoumi.

Gabi, surprise! Hi Gabi. - Are you still here? - Yes. - Can I? - Yes. I'm a little upset with Nora's story. I saw her at school this morning and I followed your advice. I told her I didn't understand the candle and the

oysters, but that a friend told me it was obvious she was hot like a breeze for me. - You didn't say it exactly like that. - No, I put the forms. - Really? - Sorry, I didn't understand the candle and the oysters, but

for my friend it's obvious, she's hot like a breeze for me. - So? - She had to call me and she doesn't.

Hello? What's wrong honey? Calm down. I'm not calm, there's only weird things on the screen, there's no display. It's grandpa's stuff, he left with my key. It's okay, calm down, breathe a good breath, make your teacher wait, and I'll find a solution. Oh, she's

here, you can laugh. You see, she's here. Excuse me. It's on. Yeah, it's on.

She has a problem, she has no display at the weird things school. What? She has no display. I'm coming, I'm coming!

Is that it, Casman? Yes, it's coming. Tell me, I wanted to apologize. Don't fall. Yes, I wanted to apologize for earlier. Because I thought I was a little... I was missing a little... No, I said I was missing a little

tact. - What's the fourth one? - The third one. - Oh, it's the same one! - No, it's not the same one. Well, Laetitia, I'm sorry, but we've wasted enough time. You must remember something from this exhibition, right? Come on, we're listening. Come on! Don't do that!

No, don't do that, don't do that! There, there! Wait! No, it's not there! And that's why the chipoumi represents for me the essential values of my family. Because my parents have always taught me one thing: it's useless to compare each other because one day the leaf wins against

the stone and the next day it loses against the scissors. There is... What do you know? I'm proud of you. Oh, me too. Damn. ...the chipoumi. But yes, the chipoumi.

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You were killers, put them in a boulevard! Sorry, excuse me, my father is a doctor, we are very involved in medical research. Sorry. A little bit too fast, but we still have 10 minutes left. Nothing is won, be careful!

I don't feel good at all, I think I'm going to have a heart attack.

Oh la la la, what a bad luck! A demon from the Martina team seems to be doing a bad job! It's not Martina, it's not Martina! N'importe quoi, I swear! You have Sergio, no way! It's you, our champion, Gabriel! Go, blow up the

counter! We can't, we're only two left with Paul! Who installed my interphone? Huh? Oh son!

You have a fucking muscle power! Nice pedal kick Gabi! Oh son! Oh no! I think your father is proud of me. No, I'm proud of you because you're a cyclist, not a father. You have a wonderful husband and father every day. And that wasn't his

case, I'm telling you. Oh, hey, you stink! Really? Oh, you stink? That's it, I'm a teenager. And you were a student. Oh, great. Oh, the trouble. It seems that there is a race here. Oh, Michel! Oh, thank you for coming.

- - He told you? Yes. It's an incredible installation. We can answer from the reception, from the office, the waiting room. From everything, I can't stop telling him. It's incredible. Shall we make a photo or not? To make a drawing. Yes, yes. Come on, install

yourself. My family may not be the most intelligent or the most reasonable, but they taught me something that we don't learn in books or in museums. That's the victory.

Claude Foncion was nervous and boring. I was sure of it. But very nice. laughing at everything, especially at yourself. Because in the end, life is a gigantic shifumi and maybe behind a table or a poor curtain, hides a beast of a dress that

tears. I love you! It reminds me of when I was young! We fuck your ass! How can I not laugh at that? Sorry. I'm fed up. My mom's been squatting in the living room for two hours. I don't even have time to get my hair done. I'm

so tired. Yes, yes, yes. It's annoying. Yes, yes, yes. Your mom's going to take the house for a little walk. Oh, you're exaggerating. It's okay. She'll take the bathroom.

It's not bad either. I'm going to sit in the living room because this bath exhausted me. Hey, we don't have any more cotton swabs anymore! Because you know what cotton swabs are? Yeah, very funny. What's this?

Is it new? Wait, don't you know they smell like that? Well, what? It smells really good, it's iron soaked for men. But you smell good! You know what? You, with your beautiful cut... Shut up! Hey, hey, hey, calm down! Besides, Paul, you still

don't know why she wants to see us, you don't know? No, it must be for something like orientation, like APB, all that. Oh really? Orientation at the beginning of the year? Weird, isn't it? Well no, it's completely normal. Well, mom, do you have

an elastic bandage please? Oh yes. Hop! Hey, you look like twins! - Really? - Not at all. Someone would bring me a herbal tea, it would be adorable.

- How it's getting on my nerves. - Hey, baby, baby, baby! - You have to admit that sometimes, mommy is a bit... - We're going to fuck him? - Yeah, that's it. We're going to fuck him, yeah. Hey, it's turning, we're going to

be on the brink, go! Mum? -Déguise! -My mother! Very funny! The day your mother and my mother meet at home, I beg you, let me go! Hello, Isabelle.

Hello, Monique. Oh shit, he's here! Gabriel, I left your father. What? What are you talking about? I can't stand him anymore! He spent the holidays making the pretty heart with the neighbor of the countryside. Apparently, I'm too flat, I don't make him dream anymore. Ah, because

he makes people dream now, Jean-Pierre? And you're counting... I'm going to settle here for the moment, then I'll think about it. It would be me, it would be all thinking. Yes, well, don't add me to you. Well, you're not going to leave dad.

Ah no, and then you settle here, it's... Well, it's just not possible since I'm here, me. I don't know, I don't know anymore. Where do you want me to go? No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, don't worry mom, okay? We'll find a solution.

Yes, we'll find you a nice little hotel. No, no, no, there are two beds left in Jules' room, you'll settle here as long as it's okay. But it won't be okay! But wait, wait. It's your nightmare. Wait, wait! Mom, you've already argued with

dad, so you're going to talk, it's going to be okay. No, but you know what they say, love is like glass, once broken, you can stick it back, but there will always be a crack. "Feuille et glace" ? Season 12, episode 5 ?

When Steve Fickin takes our bourgeoisie, who is nothing but his brother, without knowing that he slept with Samantha the night of the accident. Well, I'm going to settle down.

I take the bed from the bottom, well that's good, I take the one from the top. No, no, no, wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, Well, it happens that they locked themselves in the sanitary, that they stayed stuck and that they had to call the firemen to break

the door of the WC. The door of the ? The WC ! Okay, but it's because we thought it was a meeting of orientation. Not quite, no. No, no, no, I see that. So they locked themselves in the ... In the WC, sir.

In the WC ! So there will be no sanctions for now, but I still have to warn you. - Of course you're right. And I wanted to tell you, they were, because I didn't understand, they were both, so we're talking about both, were

both locked up? - In the WC! - In the WC. - It might be appropriate for you to have a little conversation with Paul. - Ah well, you can trust us, as soon as we get back, I'll come back and I'll tell him

about this WC thing. - Of course! But wait, it's not very... - No, the WC is not made for that! That's it. So what we're going to do is we're going to talk to him. Okay? I just wanted to ask you, for a

security reason, I thought we couldn't actually close the door of the... Ah yes, yes, yes, sir. But of course, the door of the WC Fermaclés, yes. It's a question of intimacy of the students. If you want, when the students go to the WC,

they must be able to benefit from a minimum of tranquility. So obviously not for...

No, no, no, no. But for... Well, yes. Exactly, that's it. They do what they want, but not...

- You don't want to sit down, Monique? You're giving me the tourney. No, but I can't. I still have to clean before I start my water pump. It was worth burning our support. I can't do anything. It makes me feel good. It makes my

nerves work. Monique, do you remember when Gina left Brett? To make him pay for his escape with Samantha? Exactly. You don't lose anything to wait. Vengeance only starts. Fire and Ice, season 27.

Episode 8. And do you think she got out of it with a leap of faith? Gina. Bravo, Manic. Excuse me, Paul, we spent a whole quarter of an hour with the CPV, okay? I'm being called for that?

No, but it's a shame, no kidding! Huh, the firemen? Do you know how much it costs to the community? It's okay, it's just a broken door! Hey, hey, hey, please! First, who is Julie Ménager? You could have told us! I still have the

right to a little intimacy, right? Hey, hey, you don't speak on that tone, okay?

And secondly, yes, you have the right to intimacy, but certainly not in the toilets of the high school, okay? Well, precisely, can I invite Julie to sleep at home this weekend? To sleep here? In the toilet? No, well... To sleep all night? Yes.

We haven't thought about that yet. We have to think about it. We have to think about it. We'll think about it. We'll talk about it. We can talk about it. We don't have to talk about it in front of him. Stop getting angry.

It smells like a fire. What's going on? What's going on? Manick has burned his tablet. Ah ok, we're here, great. Oh, too cold, my friend, come and take an Insta photo. Wait, mom, mom, mom, did you get any news from

dad, please? Yes, yes, 47 just missed. Ah well, he's stubborn, but certainly not as much as me. What were you saying? In two hours it's folded, is that it?

I'm sorry Isabelle, I had to make you a jump in the face, but I thought, it's not at all what we thought. Oh well, yes, we are stupid, it's not at all what we thought, obviously. Of course, you think. On the other hand,

we really have to get out of here, Brandon, because I don't want to be a bitch. Patricia, I'm using you. Patricia, I'm using you. Tell me something.

This thing is completely critical. - Hey, Julie, put that away, please, we're at a table anyway. - Come on, for the team...

- No, you idiot! You know very well that I don't like it when tomatoes touch the pizza! - Hey, hey, hey, you don't have to yell like that, it's not okay or what? - But I don't like it when it mixes, it disgusts

me! - Hysterical, whatever, there! - No! - Hey, but it's the same as mom, it's scary, huh? - Oh yeah, it's funny, that! - Whatever! So, can Paul's girlfriend sleep at home or not? - What? - I would like to see your hood

too. - You're crazy! - What am I crazy about? You're thinking or not? Do you agree? We haven't talked about it, but I'm not against it. No, I don't agree. It's out of the question. It's better than in the high school. - It's

her problem. - It's a bit of a problem. You'll tell me when you agree.

- If they're holding their mother, it's been a long time. We found Isa at 14, in panties and a bra with the neighbour's son. I knew you'd smoke us out.

You can't say anything now. - Thanks. - Great. My first time was with Jean-Pierre.

We were in a barn in the middle of the hay. It was romantic. You have to know that hay...

Oh my love, where are you? Oh lady! Oh! What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?

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What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What What? You know, you take off your son's mask right when we start talking about your son's sexuality and it's a little problem for you. I have no problem with that, okay?

No, but don't take it too hard! It's okay! I'm just saying that instead of doing the other thing, I think it would be nice to have a little conversation with him. Something a little father-son, you know? No, I'm sorry, I didn't talk about

sexuality with my father. And then, no, but it's true, we didn't invite girls to sleep at parents' houses, that's it! We were getting along as we could at the time, they just have to do the same, frankly! Well yes, of course! And then

we could also light up at the candle, travel to Calais, and we could live in caves, like the Cro-Magnons. That's good, caves, cramming. I like that, you see. Honey, do you know Paul's new girlfriend? No. Do you know if she's on Facebook? I don't

know. Would you like to see what she looks like? Okay. Your new gray sweater in mohair? No, it's really fragile, my mohair sweater. But your hair is also really fragile. Well, I'll take it once, but if you damage it... I promise I won't damage it. So, what's

the name of the girl? Julie Ménager. Julie... Wait, but there are a lot of Julie Ménager here. Ah, wait, it must be her, we have friends in common. Ah, cool. So? Ah, here, it's good. Come on. Wait, there's no picture of her naked.

No. What is this? Mom is 16, high school student, pregnant, breastfeeding in full confidence.

So cool, she loves babies. Yeah, no wait, can I know more about it? I have to ask her as a friend. Okay, ask her as a friend. You're a new bitch. - I'm telling you, she's a bitch, okay? She's just got pregnant.

Imagine, Paul's dad is so nice, he'll ruin her life. - Don't you think she's exaggerating? - No, it doesn't seem like she's obsessed with babies. - What do you mean? - Because we talked about it with Laetitia and... Anyway, you know what I'm

saying? We have to meet her, okay? And we have to stop them from doing bullshit. - I'm saying it doesn't look like Paul is tall and he's aware of condoms, okay? - Shit! Condoms. Hey, what size do I take? - Oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Do you need help? I can grab it for you if you want. Oh, I'd love to, but if it's nice, I'd need two M's, please. And an L, actually. - You're very observant. - Yes. And an XL, come

on. - So, are you done? - Yes, that's it. - Elsa, Elsa, I'm going.

- Yes? Don't get me wrong, Terminal B, Paul Verlaine High School. - Gabriel? - Yes! Gabriel Martinet! - Oh, that's a lot! - Yes, but that's crazy! Oh, well, uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh

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uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh Elsa, Isa, Isa, Elsa. Hello, it's your wife. Hello.

So why are you here? You're really... You've changed, haven't you? You didn't go abroad?

Yes, after my business school. I created my own cosmetics brand, I went to Thailand.

I've been here for a few months, but I'm leaving soon. I'm going to implant myself in Madrid. Madrid? You know I know Madrid well. We have a branch there.

I have my colleague Pinto who is of Madrid origin. So if you need a pipe, something like that, don't hesitate, you can ask me. Yeah, that would be great.

I'll give you my card. Here you go. Oh, sorry. I think we're all going to take them. It's not going to be long, is it? Oh no, I don't think we'll be able to do it, right honey? Well, thank you. See

you soon. Bye, madam. What? Madam. Incredible. My colleague Tonto is of Madrian origin. And my orange juice is of Oranger origin. Unbelievable! He's going to get mad, he, you little bastard! What the hell is this? What are you

doing? Jean-Pierre, when did you get here? I've been playing my serenade for 15 minutes.

She doesn't want to hear anything. She's dead. She's all alone. What's wrong with them?

Don't make a fuss. Let's get the hell out of here. Excuse me. He's changed.

He shaved his mustache. He said it made him feel better. Yes, it did. Not at all. Mom, please. Monique, we have to go. No way.

What? What? Gabriel, do something! I'm like you, a spectator of despair! Well, dad, can we talk or not? Shit! Monique! It's bullshit, here! N'importe quoi! Tendez-la, oh!

It's a Canadian tent, a so-called "patruller's tent". It has nothing to do with amateur tents that you throw like a pizza. There, you need a little concentration. But hey, if you get along well, even you, Gabi, in ten minutes, it's folded. It's okay,

Dad, we have all the time. It's good, we can talk a little. Yeah, well, we're not going to have tea either. Here, give me the sardines. So, by sardines, I mean small pikes and not sea fish. Did you get it? No? - Yes, I got it.

It's funny. - That's a joke that works well on a camper. I like it. I see that.

How are you? Fine. How are you? Fine. You know... - Yes. How are you with Mom? Fine.

*music* So your father is having lunch with us? Certainly not! Well, I'll go then. I'm going! - You're going? - Yes. Here, I introduce you to Julie. Hello! Happy? Gabi, the crazy dad. I'm sorry for being late, I

was babysitting. No problem! You babysit a lot? Yes, a lot. I love kids. Well, come on! - Julie, I totally agree. - Excuse me, you know who I met the other day, you'll never come back. - Roland Fayolle, remember him?

- No. - Yes, Roland Fayolle, we were in high school together. - Well, I learned that he had to marry Lydia right after the terminal because she was pregnant.

- Lydia? - Yes! So, well... Obviously, he stopped his studies, he did his little jobs, obviously no education, so unemployment, and now he's completely alcoholic and grey, and Lydia is depressed and obese. It's crazy, isn't it? - Uh, yes, surely, well, as I

don't know who he is anymore... And you, Julie, in which section are you in?

- Uh, in the S section. - Yeah, well, it can still say at some point that your destiny is linked to that, you see, because a kid at the wrong time, and bam, your life is fucked. Oh, sorry. Babies are cute, but you

drag them all your life. They're dream breakers. If I hadn't had my daughters, I'd have another fate. It can change a life. When they were little, I called them my little balls. Like in prison. Always hanging on my legs. Oh, I'm so happy it's over. Yeah, Mom, we got it. And they

were terrible. Can you bring this to Jean-Pierre? You have a dog? No, it's my husband. So, Julie, what do you want to do after high school? I don't know, but I'll take some time to rest. - Do you want me to serve you?

- Yeah, please. You know, it's funny because when you call him baby, I... I see his baby face again, my big boy, my Polo. And of course, it also reminds me of the atrocious suffering related to his birth. Because, be careful, we may

say, it's still a horrible mouth. - We eat that please. - Wait, excuse me, it's your son's life, so it may interest his little friend. For example, for Paul, I weighed 25 kilos, I could not see my feet anymore. And when he came

out, my God, I had so much pain, I fainted. Right, Monique? It hurts, right?

- Oh my God! For Gabriel, Oh, oh, oh, oh, Natal, oh, ça va. Mais enfin, il faut lui dire la vérité.

Oh sorry. Are you crazy or what? Well, I'm sorry, it's just that Julie's profile, sorry Julien, could cause confusion. Which profile? The one on the internet. You're a psychopath, you went to spy on my girlfriend! And I don't even

know what you came across, but she's not even on social media. Come on, let's get out of here. You're crazy! Yeah, well, it's okay, it's not my fault if he came across the only teenager who's not on Facebook. You know what? I don't like to say I was right.

So I'm gonna shout it out. I'm right! - Yeah, that's fine! Excuse me, I'm trying to do something. If we sum it up, you can't speak to your father or your son.

- It's called respect for private life. I don't know if you know it. - It's called a huge capacity to communicate.

- Call it what you want, but I don't care. - Well, don't care! Don't change anything, I'm used to it. - Hey, you're okay, right? - Can I come in? - No.

- Paul, listen, excuse me, I might have crossed the line a little bit. -Clarely. -Yes, but you have to understand me. -There's nothing to understand, you're just a big psychopath. -No, but listen to me, darling. Listen to me. The thing is, since you were little, I'm here to protect you. Okay?

You can't know, when you were born, you had a very small spider's head. I couldn't let you go, I was stuck to your personality. So obviously I know you've grown up and it's normal and I have to let you go. I'm not completely

stupid. But hey, sometimes it's hard. I don't realize it. And then, well, I do anything. Can you continue the scrotches on your feet? Oh yeah, of course. You're my little spider. Yeah, well, don't bother. If it goes wrong with Julie, I'll never forgive you. Yeah, yeah, of course.

Actually, it all depends on the business plan we're working on. What's certain is that the budget is more in favour of an increase in the asset. But you know what it is, I'm still hesitating. I understand. At the same time, when you look

at the product's growth curve, it's a bit scary. Why don't you give it a bone age? That can reassure you. What do you mean, a bone age? You know, when you worry about the children's growth curve, there's always someone who tells you that

they need to have a bone age. Because you were talking about growth curves. No, but here we're talking about a product on a market. There's no growth of the bones. No, but it was a joke, actually. But, well, let's put it

that way. Anyway, I was saying, the growth curve, I still don't know if I'm going to position the product on a niche or if I'm going to put it on the market directly. We're trying. You still have to be careful with the COEF,

you know, we're doing studies, all that. Everything is controlled, but at the same time...

Oh, I love you. We love each other. Oh, I love you so much. I'm your father. So, that's it. Basically, all the challenges I'm going to face. Excuse me Elsa, you know what?

I have a date with Jean. I completely forgot. But I'll send you Pinto's number for the contacts in Spain, okay? Have a nice day. What do we win? Well, you already get your room back. And you, my new

coat. Oh no, I'm fed up with your business. 1:00 p.m. Saturday. Midnight. Midnight. Porn. And Paul, he can't help us? Yeah, no, Paul is still making a scene. But one thing after another, we're going to get rid of Papi

and Mamie. And then we'll see, okay? Let's go. Go go go go! Let's go! We're on the move! Hop hop hop! Go go go! Don't worry, don't worry.

Ok, that's it. Wait, I need to open it. No, don't worry, it's fine. What's going on? What are you doing? We're creating the granny's paper cage, so he can fall in love again. He's a mommy. Ok, almost done. Don't worry, you're going to

die. Be careful, Pinou. There you go. Oh, what's that? What's going on? I love you, honey. Me too. What's he doing? It's disgusting, there are places to do that.

Don't worry, I'll find a solution for him. - Well done. - Everything's ready. - Where's Jean-Pierre? - At the bar. - Again? - He wanted to calm down. - We have to go get him. Monique won't be long, his massage will be done

in 10 minutes. - 10 minutes? - Yes! - I'm going. - You'll put him in good condition. - Don't worry. - I love you. - Same to you. Come on, bring the animals. Let's go. The flowers. Oh, my God. You think so? I

wanted to look like a self-sufficient man, they looked like... Wait, that's not the time, guys. No, really. Amateur shop. But what are you doing here? I wanted to talk to you. I have a big communication problem with Paul. - Really? - It's hard.

It's true that you and I didn't talk much when we were at home. - Really? - Yes. Even mom... I think mom needs you. You tell her that you love her, that you think of her, that you need her, you see? - Really?

- Yes. You know, kid, a Canadian aunt... It's hard to climb, but it's for life. Stop with your Canadian tantrums! I'm talking about my mum!

Me too! It's a metaphor! A Canadian tantrum is hard to climb, but it's for life. Got it? - Gaby? - Yes, I got it. Dad, don't you think we can find a better place? I don't know. - Do you have an idea? - I've got lots of ideas. - Really?

- Yes. Well, climb. - Right away. - Yes, I'm coming. I prepared a little surprise for you! Oh, really? No, please, please, please, please! Wait, wait, wait, wait! No, listen, you really have to come back home. Without you, I'm

like a... a marten without a bush. I'm like a boar without a oasis. I'm like a... a hunter... a hunter without his dog. What? A hunter without his dog.

Oh, no, that's what I said. No, no, you said hunter without his dog. Okay, shall we continue? Well, I'm telling you with my words. I'm like a maid without her coat. There you go, I'm my little wife and...

But, it's your fault I'm getting back together, we have the same allergies! Let's say you inherited the best of both worlds. Hey Paul, come here. You know, lately I haven't been very careful with the discussion about your story with Julie, but I'll tell

you that I've found a solution that can fix everyone, okay? Grandpa doesn't need the tent anymore, we can leave it to grow in the garden and then... And if you need to have a man-to-man conversation, I can teach you a few things. -

The basics. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll go to the monos on the hyper-intimate conversations, step by step. Okay? Well, the family, since everyone seems relaxed, it's great that I'm talking to Kezia, my new little friend. Because we don't have much space to meet

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Sorry! I struggled with my shitty wallet! Incredible! Yes, well... Tartine. Wait, but we haven't already done the N for anniversary? There are two, I think. Yeah, and only one, the illiterate. Tartine. Well kids, that's a little bit of a challenge! It's not funny, did

you think about my bike's criteria? I'm gonna pile them up, 200 watts per person, I have a low language power ratio. I'll leave you, I have my friends who came to pick me up. No, but it's my mother's birthday! Birthday? Damn! But she's

been asking me to forget for ten times, so I remembered to forget! Oh damn! Happy birthday mom!

Hello, thank you, you're so cute. And why aren't you opening? Because there's no one?

Well, it rang, right? Oh no, I didn't hear anything. Me neither. No, but come for breakfast, we'll see later. Wait, I didn't dream, I heard it ringing, right? No, not at all. Be careful mom, otherwise the aliens will see you die. Wait, no,

no, but two minutes, I'll check because I assure you, I really heard something. Hey, thank you my loves. Happy birthday, our most sincere wishes, Isa. Wow! Thank you guys!

Thank you for thinking of me, I'm really happy. Stop Michel! Really, there are some who live far away, so good luck! Ah I swear, it's annoying! And it touches me a lot that you are here for my 27 years. - We're not 27

years old! - Well, I'm going to get dressed because I don't feel super presentable and thank you. - Oh really, too bad! - You're heavy Michel, don't be ridiculous!

- Thank you, cute, you put the top on. - It's not over, you'll remember this day. Hello Alice! What are you doing here? We have to work, two hours of story with Etienne so... Ok, I'm taking care of it. Thank you. It's a

great idea to put them in binoculars, I think they will have the first grade of history below zero. How are you doing? Did you spend the day with us?

No, no, no, they will go there. Thank you! Very sexy. Guys, I'm sorry, it's without me today, you have to go there. Oh, but it's boring, Tizan! You're heavy, don't be stupid, Michel, are you with me or not? Come on, thank you. Nobody

has an idea. Why don't you take her to the museum of manufactured objects? There's a nightclub. We're not looking for a gift for you. Mom loves music, right? Take her to a concert. You're right. The first concert we saw

was the Why Not Maybe. Find it. It was our favorite band when we met. Wait, go ahead. You may be my... Wait, they haven't done a concert since 1991. They're probably dead, the Why Not Maybe. No, I know them,

the Why Not Maybe. My dad is the singer's best friend. - From James Gonzales? - Yeah. You're telling me you know James Gonzales? Yes, I know James Gonzales. Get out of here! - She's been there? - No, she's never been there. It was an exercise. - Shut up! - We're going to

analyse the mistakes you've made. Dad, you weigh a ton, you shouldn't jump off the couch. - Yes, yes, it's fine, I got it. So, Alice, you find the number of James Gonzales. Okay, Laetitia, you take care of meeting your mom's friends. Jules, you

take care of Dr. R. And you, Paul, you take care of... - No, Alice!

- No! You shake hands with your sister, we need people. If there's a James Gonzales, it's gonna blow up! - Yeah, but we have a duty to do. - Yeah. - Good. Well, Jules, you shake their hands. - Yes! And I can also

do Paul's equations? You're scaring me, I swear, I'm kidding. I'll find a room. If we have a Jones-Gonzalez, thank you. Because now, your mother will die, and then she will be resurrected, and then she will die again, she will be resurrected again, and

then she will die again, she will be resurrected again, it will be great! Hey, no, let it go, she only has bad boys 10 years older than her. And you, with your old moustache, your little pussy and your past flat body, you're not

going far. But come on, it's okay, don't worry. We're going to find friends for my daughter. Honey, it was really great, your surprise, I loved it, but now I'm at the second anniversary end and frankly I'm calm. I have to go

to the end. No, it's okay, don't worry. Oh, thank you. What are you doing?

I'm working on resistance 35-45 and I can say that I would have done a hell of a resistance. Oh yeah? Wait, that's not the sixth program at all. Who are you working for? Who are you working for? I'm going to celebrate my mother's

birthday that I love. Oh, thank you, voila, fine. No, no, wait, well tried, but no. Who are you working for? I hope it works. Yeah, it will be better.

I hope it will stop a few people. Yeah, that's it, the beginning of Star Wars: Raven. I really have to put it on the scratch. Paul? Yeah? Shut up.

Are you kidding me? Don't you mind if Julie does your show while you're glancing at the computer? Honestly, if it's to do that to Alice, you can go home.

Hey, say doll, you speak differently to Alice, let's ... Sorry? Ok, so Alice, sorry, but you take your things, you come back, and you Laetitia, get to work! I'm sick of people messing with me in this house! What? What? Who's messing with you

on your birthday, Chatoun? I don't accept that, tell me! Why? Because the other days are allowed? No, but no, no, no, but hey, who's messing with you? Well, her!

They don't care about one, and during this time, Jules is doing their show! Hey girls, it's unacceptable! But dad, that's what I'm saying! You don't answer to your father, ok? Me, Chatoun, sister, I take care of it, it's going to bleed there. Ok,

thank you. No, because here, frankly, it's bad, girls! No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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no, no, no, no, no, no, Where are we? What's that? The number of the hotel is good. I don't agree! And respect in all this! It's not a hotel here, okay? With your mother, we're going to get our heads in a

square for your education, okay? So... You always do something too much. Alcohol, cheese, charcuterie... I forgot to check the charcuterie, we almost took it twice. So, the fruits... No, no, Enzo, you're going to crash right away. Wait, but how many people

touched those cherries? And maybe they were people who scratched their asses. Yeah, maybe they were people who came out of a hot pipe who came to touch the cherries.

What's a hot pipe? Thanks. Yes Gabi, a room for 50 people tonight. But you're kidding me? Oh no, but my bar is too small. Yes, wait, I'll let you, I'll call you back if I find a room. Wait, are you kidding me? No,

but we cleaned them before. Yes, and Nora, she says it's even better when it's free. Ah yeah, okay, so you just saw her fly, a cherry, an apricot, one day it will be a pistachio. Here, give me the cores, we'll go to the

cash register. Tell me you're going to sing. Tell me you're going to sing. Tell me you're going to sing. Tell me you're going to sing. Tell me you're going to sing. Tell me you're going to sing. Tell me you're going to sing. Tell

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me you're going to sing. Tell me you're going to sing. Tell me you're going to sing. Tell me you're Wait two minutes please.

Hi, I'm Gabby Martini. Really? Okay. I'm Gaby Martini. Hey, wait, mom's gone. I just saw James Gonzales on the phone! So cool! The guy is so simple, he's done ten albums, he's almost free! So cool! Yeah, I think he heard

I was Zico. Yeah, that must be it. Hey, what's up? - How are you? - You know you gave us some trouble. You forgot your wife's birthday on her birthday. - So how long do I cook? I might be too strict. -

For now, we're 8. - 8? No, wait, let's be honest, I'm telling you, James Gonzales is not here to make a bridge with mommy.

- We've got almost everything, so get out of here! Can we get some chicken? - What? - Nothing, it's good. We'll find it. - Thanks. - I'll make bread on the spot. It's always a success. - They'll be surprised. There'll be a lot of

people tonight. I'll put white ham. Everyone's waiting for raw ham. - Rockstar needs a first-party. - No, not now. This is a water glass. I apply a piece of paper on the glass. And then, watch out! Crack! I transform water into solid matter.

Ready? I'll prove it to you. Look. - Okay. - No magic tonight. No, but I had it for the hat. - It's true. - The hat is... So I asked Gabi to tell him your father lends us a room? No problem. He's mayor

of his town. He already told me the keys to parties. - Will it be all? - No, we also took some fruits. - Sir, it's paid for by the fruit. We'll pay when we've digested all this then. No, but it's okay sir, it's

okay. - Lorenzo, what is that? - Hey, it's Nora, she said I could. - No, but you're going to have cavities, they lose all your teeth. - But anyway, I'm going to lose them, it's my teeth. - No, not all. - Well, I'll

be careful to eat them only at my house. - No, but it's not funny, Nora. Wait, it's super serious, the teeth mugs. - No, but relax, let go of your kid. - Wait, and you let me educate my son, please. I want him

to be 32 years old and eat 5 fruits and 5 vegetables a day, but washed and paid. So you do what you want with your daughter, but I ask you not to imitate. - Okay, very good, I'm going to demystify myself, it's going

to be much simpler. - It's not said, it's better said to extract or to extract. - She's gone. You make me smile... - Left, no, right! - Left, no, right! - Left, no, right! - Left, no, right! - Left, no, right! - Left,

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- Left, no, right! - Left, no, right! - Left, no, right! - Left, no, right! - Left, no, - No, but it's so good! - Crazy thing! - No, but it's... it's forced to go walking, it's so crazy! - No, but it's sure,

I told you. - You'll have a lot of fun! - And you, you film everyone, huh? - Yeah, yeah, don't worry. - Good. - Okay, dad, we take it back. You make me smile, you do: up, down, left, right. - Okay, okay, okay,

okay. So it's clap up, clap down, left, right, clap up, clap down... And it's not bad for a girl, right? No, no, no, I'm totally up for it, Alice, on the thumbs up, it's nonsense. You know your mother, if it's not perfection, we'll

get fired. Yeah, we have to make sure, anyway, since we're sending the video to all her friends, it has to be good. And besides, there are people. Don't worry about that, we'll see. You're surprising me how he takes the knife of the daron.

No, but girls, seriously, there are people? Yes, yes, yes, don't worry. We'll go on it, come on. You make me smile... Oh! Left! Right! I got it! Oh la la, what do you want? Honey, I love surprise birthdays. Yeah. The best one is

when my husband rented a house. So he took my friends. And he even managed to find my biological parents. Oh la la. I didn't know I had been adopted.

But it's the intention that counts, as they say. He gave me a gastronomic day.

But international. We had a coffee in Mozambique, then we had some tataroms, then, as I don't drink wine, we had a glass of Evian, and to finish, we had a cheesecake in New York. Obviously, I had forgotten my condoms, so 6 flyers in

a day, with the ass assured, I had tried and I lost the use of my legs, but what a nice surprise! I'm going to look for a store.

I'll call him to have a more precise idea. Wait, wait! Hey Chetoun, I'm getting into my wedding suit. I swear, I didn't take a gram, crazy stuff. I'm so handsome. Yeah, great. But tell me, Stop trying to guess! I told you it would

be the best party of your life, trust me! Do you remember the best birthday I celebrated for you? The weekend in Barcelona organized by your CE? Well, it was great! Yes, well, we were 154, but yes. No, but that's something else! You'll see,

you'll see the skin of the hen! Start preparing the Kleenex boxes, I'm telling you!

Okay, well, I'll leave you a thirteenth, fourteenth change, I don't know how many there are anymore. Hey, Chateaune, I have a lot of things to fix, I'll tell you later, okay? Okay. Enough, it's better. Pouf! Papa! Mama! Patricia, what is that?

Patricia, talk to me. Who is it? Patricia! Hey, I'm talking to you. Who is he? - What's that? - Decoration. - I'm not doing that. - It's shit! This man has no RTT, no restaurant ticket. He's probably having sex with the rest of his family.

- No? - Yes, it's an affair! - Gabi! - I found him crying in front of your house. - Laura went to the party. - It's fine, she'll come back. - She's not that extraordinary. - She's fine. Oh, you have fish?

Yes, trout. But smoked, that's the surprise. That's disgusting. Well, I found something more surprising.

Oh Great! Yeah, yeah yeah so yeah yeah it's pretty dark, but it's too dark.

Yes, it's the principle of black. Because a light black is actually grey. Yes, of course. But it's very beautiful, I like it a lot. But I was telling you, we don't know what we're going to do. Because if we go to a hot

country, it's too hot. And if we go on a hike on a weekend, it won't go with a nice dress. You see what I mean? I hear it's a surprise, but there's a moment when we'll have to make a choice, madam. Because the

casual, chic, trendy, climbing, relaxed, short, long, hot, cold style, it's going to be hard to find. Yeah. Well, listen, I think I'm going to go in panties. Because at least that, it goes everywhere. I hope they don't take you to Iran.

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wait I need a 4-chili. Wait I have a full mouth. Oh I don't care. There's another one who doesn't reflect, it annoys me. Well, I have to go and see the kids. Do you see under the pretext that we will borrow some texts and then

a little bit of melody, shall we say? They put us in a jail cell and it was fucked for the "why not maybe". Fortunately, there are still some idiots to call me for birthdays, otherwise, say. Because you get paid for that, you? Well,

what do you think? I'm not going to go to jail without being paid. Oh, come on! It's funny because, you know, I'm at my level, but it's a bit of magic. Oh yeah? Does Your Majesty want to give myself the trouble to taste my new quince on rice? No,

no, no, it's not the time. Pure cayenne pepper. It's surprising, isn't it? Oh! Well, Dad, knowing that Mom has really a lot, a lot of friends, that we have nothing to eat, no place to go, and that Chantal is fucking with Daddy, what do we do?

I don't know. She's coming. I've missed everything. I'm a loser who only does the things of losers. And you know why I miss everything? Because I'm selfish, heavy, lazy and bad-tempered. And if your mother realizes that, well, what? We already know all that. Yeah. But we still love

you. But if I lose her? Because you know, Paul, there are plenty of women who like us, but there are not many women we love. And I love your mother. Well, you can maybe take her to the restaurant where you kissed for the

first time. It's super romantic, she'll love it. It's bad. Already a bad thing I did. It's the Orient Express, the Chinese in the commercial center, beautiful sun. It was a war, they should have known. Well no, the Orient Express is super big and

even a Chinese on a teravac remains exotic. You're nice, honey, but it's fucked up, your mother will reapply in two minutes, she will fall on her idol who does an overdose, three surprises that would come out of the paper and Sébastien Follin with

balloons. Well, it's great, she'll bring it to the Orient Express, like that she won't see all that. It's over, I'm going to put on my pajamas, I'm going to go to sleep, you'll see me in 2022. Where is Jean Moulin? What? We don't

know where he is. Dad, we have to fight, we have to resist. We can always say no, not to suffer. Imagine if we hadn't fought in 39-45? If we had given up, you would speak German today. Yeah, and we wouldn't understand anything. If

you're stupid or what, we would speak German too. No, but he's right, do you want to be German or to have a dick and put socks in your soles?

Come on, stand up, dad. The duty calls you. He's right. Out of the way!

No, it's you who will go out to take mom to the restaurant. In addition, we made the plan with grandpa to advance you, you had no more sense. I ran out of gas, you mean. No, there was no gas. No, it's diesel, you can't

use gas, you have to use gas. Oh shit, I'm sorry. Paul, you just shot me with a motor. Anyway, we can do it.

Taxi, kids. I love you. Come on, let's play. Hello. So, where are we going? Well, it doesn't matter, because the destination is a bit us. Yeah, yeah. L'Oriente Express. L'Oriente Express? Do we see the suitcase? No, we really don't.

No, because I don't have anything, I don't have a suitcase. It's not that bad, huh? Oh my God, but what is this romantic, cute, the train, the seatbelt and all. Because I'm telling you it's not that. Stop it, it's boring, chatoune, I'm telling you it's not

that. Sorry, excuse me, no, I know it's a surprise, sorry, excuse me. You do the train. Chou, chou.

Ah ok, this Orient Express there. You like it? Uh, vaguely yes. I don't have a memory of Paris-Same but... This is the one we kissed the first time. Oh really? I would have known, I would have kissed you in Venice. I remember, I think we had

this table there. Oh really? No, it was this one. I remember, it was this one. I didn't even think you had taken any nimes. Yes, there are good lucks. Anyway, you're very beautiful. Thank you.

Happy birthday, madam. On the presentation of your identity card, the house will open for free the ration of sweet or salty soy sauce and the portions of nougat. Ah, that's good news! You took your identity card? Oh, no, you see, it's stupid, I forgot. How old

are you? I'll call you, miss. Did you plan anything else after the restaurant? They do the same on purpose, you see? You can take a lot like that, you...

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Oh la la, my little boy! Who is he over there? No, let him go, I don't know, he's going to be a customer.

Happy birthday, my dear! Thank you, my love! There are thousands who have responded to the call of Isabelle Martinet's children, this young mother of famine who is fighting against the disease. It is thanks to social networks that the mobilization has been able to... Come on, come on, we're still talking about

you, children! ...everywhere in France, people have danced... Tell me about it, now! ...from the most remote villages to the Elysées. Come on, let's go back to France! Come on!

I would no longer make people believe that my mother is going to die in order to organize her birthday party. Two birthday parties! Thank you, sir. No, but it's adorable, I assure you. No, but I assure you, it's adorable, but my wife is

doing very well. But she's next to me, so I can tell you she's fine.

But we're in touch. That's it. She too, yes. Thank you, sir. That's it. Thank you, thank you. Goodbye, sir, goodbye. The seventh ring that I'm offered. This story is starting to get heavy. Frankly, if I don't die in the ring, people will be

very disappointed. Oh yeah. Come on, let's go again. Hello? Hello, sir.