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Gawr Gura plays The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered, exploring character creation, game lore, and sharing fun commentary throughout the adventure.
Key Takeaways
- Gawr Gura is new to Oblivion and approaches the game with curiosity and humor.
- The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered offers rich lore and engaging gameplay that appeals to new and returning players.
- Character creation is a significant and entertaining part of the experience.
- The music and atmosphere of Oblivion are highly appreciated and compared favorably to Skyrim.
- Community interaction and casual commentary enhance the streaming experience.
What the video covers
- Gawr Gura streams The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered for the first time, discussing her unfamiliarity with the game compared to Skyrim.
- She compares Oblivion's music to Skyrim's, mentioning composer Jeremy Soule and the iconic soundtrack.
- Gura shares humorous anecdotes about her kitten and interacts casually with her chat audience.
- The stream features detailed character creation, including race and appearance customization with playful commentary.
- Gura explores game lore, including references to Tamriel, the third era, and the gates of Oblivion.
- She experiments with different character builds and discusses game mechanics like leveling up and weapon repair.
- The gameplay includes questing, looting, and combat sequences, with Gura reacting to in-game events and challenges.
- She references pop culture and other games, such as Dante and Virgil cosplay and Skyrim voice actors.
- The stream balances gameplay with lighthearted humor and community engagement.
- Gura expresses excitement and curiosity about the game’s story and mechanics, promising to continue the adventure.
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Question time. Does Oblivion have better music than [Music] Skyrim? I don't know. I quite like the movie theme even though it's like the same. It's the same song but different, you know.
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Difficult question. Choose your favorite child. Wait, Arl, give me one sec. I'll be right back. I got to do something. I'm very [Music] [Music] [Music] Yum. The music is loud.
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Okay, I hear you. And let me How are How is [Music] this? Better. Good. Good.
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Better. Excellent. Fantastic. Okay. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Pure Hans Zimmer vibe. Did he didn't do this song, right? He didn't confirm who um who made the Elder Scrolls music who composed the Jeremy soul. Oh my god, how
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could I have forgotten that? You are so right. I am ashamed. I knew that. I knew that. Pretend I didn't ask you that. I knew that. Oh my god. Oh my god. I deserve I deserve punishment for not knowing. I know that though. I knew
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that. Gura. Hi. Domo. Um, it's me. It's me, Gura. And today we're going to be playing um we're playing the Oblivion remake, the remastered Oblivion, because I want to I would like to [Music] partake support Todd by giving more 50s.
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[Music] I've not played Oblivion. I saw some people asking if I played Oblivion. I've never played Oblivion. I've played Skyrim a little bit. I watched a lot of Skyrim. I don't know how it ends, but it Wait, there's a big dragon. Spoilers.
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There's a big dragon. Does Nathan Fillion voice the big dragon in Skyrim? Who voices the big dragon? Because I It's one of those voice actors or it's one of those actors that you don't expect. It's not Nathan Fillion. Who is
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it? And Mario doesn't Charles Martinea voices the the the big dragon in Skyrim. Isn't that crazy?
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The little Bing Bing Wahoo man voices the big scaly dragon. That's crazy. Not Chris Pratt. No, not Chris Pratt. No.
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No. Oh my god. Mario like being Wahoo. Speaking of Wahoo men, um there was a photo that I saw on Twitter and I actually I sent it to Crony because I was like, "Dude, check this out." It It's like I think I I don't think it was
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real. I I thought it was cosplayers at first, but it's like Did you guys see that? It looks like Dante and Virgil eating meat on a stick. And then there's another one where it's like they're in front of a city building taking a
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selfie. Those are the most It was okay. It was AI. I thought it was cosplayers.
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I Is it cosplay? I don't know. I have no idea. It's the It just was so I hate to say it was so good. It captured their personality so well.
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Oh, it's okay. I thought it was cosplayers. Cody and I were like, "Those are cosplayers, right?" They're so That's That's so good. I don't know if it's real. I love it, though. It's so funny. The one when it's like a selfie
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mode and both Dante and Virgil are a little blurry. Virgil's like glaring into the camera and Dante looks like an old man trying to figure out how the how the phone works. It's funny though. He's funny. And in the one where
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they're eating meat, they're also sitting on the plastic chairs. Like the plastic chairs. I guess that's a dead giveaway that it may not be a real photo because how would that have worked? How would you have taken I mean that's a lot
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of setup for a photo. It also doesn't make any sense because they're in like a office building it looked like or like a some kind of big big office type thing on a stick in that plastic chairs that
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just so happened to be the plastic chairs. I I don't get it. It's funny.
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Haha. Laughing at the old man. Um, yeah. Oblivion. Oh, I'm so ready. I'm so ready. Who knows how far we'll get?
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Probably not very cuz we have to make a character. Character creation. Start a new game. I can't really hear it.
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I was born 87 years ago. Okay. Old fart. For 65 years, I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor. Wait, I've never seen this before. For all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams.
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[Music] I have seen the gates of oblivion beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness a doom sweeps the land.
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[Music] The gates of hell awaken thee, forged in fire. This is the 27th of last seed, the year of Akatosh 433.
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These are the closing days of the third era and the final hours of my life.
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Don't be [Music] dramatic. Is that five or six? Oh it's four. Okay, I'm going to punch all of these, too.
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Welcome to the majority of the stream, boys. No, I'm kidding. Music is loud. I It should be fine now. It should be fine. I turned it down a little bit.
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Let me pop out this chat so I can see what's going [Music] on. What's going [Music] on? Hey, you want to hear something funny? So, my kitten, I've picked up a new habit where he will like try and sit in my
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chair, but if he doesn't, if I don't allow him to sit in my chair, he'll just bite me in my butt. I don't know why.
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He'll just bite me hard in my butt, and it really hurts. Yours does that, too. How do I stop it? How do I make him stop? It hurts. It hurts. He doesn't care. He doesn't give one singular. Doesn't care. All right. What
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do we got here? A lizard. A man. Whoa. when you can't decide if you want. Wait, hold on a second. How do you get such a perfectly bald cut and then also a mohawk but then also the ring
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around? Man, who should I be? The bald hog. Not the bald hog orc man. Be a Nord. Hajita. Intelligent, quick, agile. We a catgirl. You guys like the Nords? No shark race. If we can have fish people, would it majorly mess with
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the lore of The Elder Scrolls if they were to have fish people? Cuz they already have lizard people. Imagine if they had shark people. That could be kind of cool. It can't look any worse than like a orc. No offense. Or, you know, anything
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else. Lizard man. Argonians can breathe underwater. [Music] Yeah. Yeah. But I don't know. Citizens of Skyrim, they are tall and fair-haired people, strong and hearty. Nords are famous for their resistance to cold. They are highly talented warriors of the west or of the
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east. What is the difference? Oh, you lived in the west of She lived in the west of Skyrim. A rugged environment filled with rough terrain and dangerous beasts. Does this matter? Gur is basically an Argonian. I feel like that feels
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[Music] offensive. You're beautiful. Do these affect your stats? Okay. Would it be lame if I chose a Nord? Why does everybody have eye shadow? Oh, I want the monk caught. The monk. Become the monk. Kind of want to be a Nord.
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just want to be man, you know, be guy. Should we be a western Nord or an eastern Nord? Um, either due to extreme snowstorms, the College of Mages, or simply stubbornness, the people of Eastern Skyrim, such as you, are known
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for their tenacity and resourcefulness. the west of Skyrim. You are prepared to survive in even the most challenging climates. Wait, open stats. Yeah. Oh, okay.
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[Music] Willpower, more endurance, less willpower. Strength, intelligence, willpower agility speed personality. We are lacking in the personality. I can fix I can fix that. Wait, return to the main. No.
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Select. Oh, body. Okay, we're going to be what? Oh, I see. With or without boob. Okay. I kind of I want to be a man. I want to be a dude. You guys probably want to be women all the time,
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so I want to be a man. It's fair. A old man. Wait, it's probably because we were talking about Dante and Virgil and now I have old guys. Old guys on the brain.
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Old guys in the mind. I want to be a spry young man. Spry young guy. No, I'm not going to make Dante. I promise. Should I make somebody? I'm so bad with character creation.
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What is this? Brow ridge. Low high. Is that what makes you look more like caveman? Inner ridge down up. Okay, we need a low brow.
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Low brow. The lowest brow possible. I'm going for the Cro-Magnon look. Cro-Magnon. The Cro-Magnon. The caveman. I want to make a caveman. Oh, that's quite the caveman.
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Okay. Need to go down. I see. Is this Grug? Yeah, we're going to make Grug. Grug collect ninroot. Grug eat a ninroot. Grug look for schuma cuz you'
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Grug. Grug kill. He blinks kind of weird. How could you even tell when he's blinking? Cheekbones. Low cheekbones pronounced. Yes. You guys see the ghost behind my head? You see that woman?
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There's like a ghost of a woman behind my my head. Who is that? Grug storm approach. Grug sense storm come fast. Any wide cheekbones? Hey Arnold.
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Oh my god, there's so many recessed. Should we give him a Hapsburg? He looks just like me. What?
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What? What are you talking? He kind of does though. He kind of does. Jetting retracted.
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Why? Why? Shallow. Deep. Large chin. Large. He needs a big chin so when he puts his finger on it during thinking time, he's got like enough space. You know what I mean?
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He's getting the Eustace. Stupid dog. Give him a double chin. Wait. This is Wait. Yes. Wait.
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Yes. This is your old manager. If I could like do a cute peace sign right now, I'd tell him you take a screenshot and send it. Hey, this VTuber shark made you in oblivion. Can I get a race? Wait, eyes
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down. No, don't chew on this. Oh my goodness. Squint maxing. It's bright here in Oblivion. Oh no, wait. Where does this take place? Is this Does it take place in Oblivion?
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Please, please, please enlighten me. I do not know. Tamriel is the entire world. Okay.
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Siridil, it's very bright in Siridil. Wait, but we're from Skyrim. That's right. We're in Nord. We're from Skyrim.
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Guys, I'm guessing on this. I don't know what to do. I'm just I'm just kidding. Tamreel is the the continent. And then you zoom out. Zoom out and you get Siridil, Skyrim, and Hammerfell.
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Correct. Hammerfell is another place. Or am I wrong? Apart. So he can see his enemies coming in every direction. Hammerhead looking Clint Eastwood. Shut up. And more wind. Brown nose chin. What does that even mean? He looks like he says you
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there. You there. Cat, I'm going to kick you out of the room. I'm going to kick you out of the room if you can't, babe. Please. Thank you. Potion seller. That's exactly what it looks like. In a perfect
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world. In a perfect world, men like me don't exist. Potion seller, I require your strongest potions. It's perfect. I feel like everybody's character that I've seen kind of just falls into this, though. Oh, he looks so We've lost Grug, but he's now now he
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looks like the do the roar. He's We started out with Grug, but now we went from Grug to Potion seller to do the roar. This is just This is a nightmare. Grumble still SC me after visiting grandma. Look at me when grandma gives
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me another plate of cookies. What is this? Forehead. Well, obviously we have to balance out the chin. You have a chin that big. You need to balance it big and tall because people from Skyrim have larger brains, obviously. Wait, I don't think I like
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him anymore. I don't even What's happening? Oh my god. Oh my god. Can one of you guys come fix [Music] him? I don't know what's going on. He sees the future. His forehead is it His forehead is entering the the dungeon
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before the rest of his body is, which is pretty funny. Also, I hope we get a different outfit. I don't like the sack he's wearing.
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Although, at least it's blue and it matches his eyes. Not that you can see them jutting. Look at the double chin. He's almost crescent shape. I don't want to play with these anymore. I want to change his mouth and
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his nose. Okay. His mouth should be What does it mean to have a drawn mouth? I know. Pur is like a bitter old woman. Yeah.
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Yeah. This is like This is the old woman that spins around and glares at you if you swear in church.
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You sneeze. You sneeze in church. Someone spins around and gives you this look. All right, we'll give our boy some lips. How else are we going to romance the Kajit women? The fantastic women.
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Happy. He's a happy man. Ocean cellar tilt up. He's a furry. Yeah, he's a furry. He only seeks women with uh hair all over their body. Bipedal cat women. A true nord. A true a true Nord is a
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furry and seeks companionship of bipeedal cat women. Inflated or deflated? Shouldn't it be like lip fullness? Retracted or puckered? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no.
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No. No. No. He's mogging. Byebye. Bye. Bye. Well, Skyrim might be sending their strongest warrior, but they may they're not sending their most attractive. But that's okay. I don't mind his nose. It works with his base. This is vile. That's rude. That's
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incredibly He's Do you see how You don't know how strong he is yet. This is all about balance.
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Okay. My brain's I don't like this all of these options. Nose bridge deep. What does that mean? like a lot. Discord mod type of guy. Nah, I liked his nose. Give me the nose back. Wait, I want big
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nostrils. Yeah, it's [Music] cute. I don't know what the sle is. Wait, that's the selon. The space between your your two eyebrows is called a selon. So when you get a unibrow, you have to wax your selon. What are you doing? I'm making my
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guy. I'm making the man. He should be [Music] shallow. He's so He's so stinky. Why is he so stinky? Okay, there. Can we zoom out?
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Wait wait wait, wait. It's Prince Charming. He looks nice from the back. You approach him in the market square.
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You say, "Oh, sir." Oh, no. Am I too big? Wait, he doesn't look Habsburg. What are you talking about? He's not inbred. He's fine. See, he was built for the bang hair. If you have a big forehead, you
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wear bangs so well. Ask you would ask him out cuz you have good taste.
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Yeah, with that forehead. He was built for hairstyles like this. Oh, not for this.
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Um, do the roar. Um, okay. Well, you know, bangs are bangs are very in right now, uh, bud. So I I think I think Bald might be your [Music] um looks like the Dwinky twins. The Winky. You like that?
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How tall? How tall hair? He looks like a paintbrush. He looks like a paintbrush. No, this. No. No. No. What do we think? No beer. Painting a new adventure. That's ex That's perfect. Here's to a new adventure. He's the paintbrush of the
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new adventure. Hair root color. Hair tip color. Oh, frosted tips. Electric boo. This looks like your uncle. Do you like your uncle? I hope you like your uncle. Frosted.
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What about like gold or yellow? The fate of Siridel rests in this man's hands. You can frost the tips. Just the tips.
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[Music] We got some salt and pepper. Oh, sloth from Goonies. What is that? Wait, I'm going to Google that. Goonies sloth. That's mean. That's mean. That's also wildly accurate. Chucky from Chucky. I've not I don't know what the
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Goonies is or I've not seen the Goonies, but that is accurate. I think I'm going to give him We'll give him these eyebrows. I like that.
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Oh, is that like his passport photo? But this is his actual face. The difference.
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Liveaction troll doll. Papers, please. He would not be passing papers, please. Or his eyes are too far apart. No, they're not. They're perfectly spaced. He's like me. He's been through a lot. Okay, Kev.
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He's been through a lot, you guys. What should we name this boy? Please name him Oleg.
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We were going to call him Grug. Drudge. Drub. Rub Dub. a Bibian. Even though he's not of Oblivion, he is of Skyrim. But in order to stay here, in order to get past the gates, he obviously had to have lied. He
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says he's a Nord, but is he really? He does not look like a Nord.
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Grub of Gerber. Grub. Grub. Grug. He's in Cidil. Oh, that's right. He's in Siridil. Grab.
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Well, how wait, how long can his name be? How long can this need be?
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Is this going to make me redo this? Name is too long. Oh, does Sidel have one L or two L's? Who said Ciridil sucks? We can't be coming out with that right now. I believe we're in a prison of Siridil.
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We're never going to get out if we're yelling Siridil sucks. It's got three L's. Wait, two I's. Two I's, one L. I can't spell this wrong. You'll never let me out if I spelled it wrong.
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He's got four. You're not helping. You're not helping. I have to fact check it on my own. On my own. Sidil. Soridil.
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Sirone. Siril. Oh, it is two eyes. Two eyes. One L. Okay. Rug the true Nord of Siridil. For real.
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For real. Actual. Master of cold. Great fortitude. Highly talented warrior. Improved endurance. We're in.
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My my You're a big one. A Nord, I guess, right? So strong. But you can't bend steel, can you, boy? You can't do anything to get out of here. Uhhuh. And those big muscles? Yeah. They're going to waste away. When the end comes, you
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won't even have the strength to cry for your mother. Mommy, that's right. You're going to die in here. You hear me, Nord?
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You're going to die in here. Blah blah blah blah blah. You hear that? The gods are coming for you.
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Boris, lock that door behind us. I'm going to kill him. Yes, sir. My son, are they? I feel like I should turn down the messenger only said they were sensitivity.
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Wait, pause. Uh, is system where I will find [Music] the steal everything? Oh, you don't have to tell me twice. Don't worry.
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Where is the look sensitivity? Um, oh, they're dead. I know it. What's this prisoner doing here? This cell is supposed to be off limits.
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Usual mix up with the watch. I never mind. Get that gate open. Stand back, prisoner. Wait, wrong. We won't hesitate to kill you if you get in our way. You prisoner, stand aside. Over by the window. Stay out of the way and you
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won't get hurt. No, they changed. They changed. Prisoner, stand away from the door. Over by the window now. We're so demanding.
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No sign of pursuit, sir. Stay put, prisoner. Let's go. We're not out of this yet.
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You I've seen you. Let me see your face. You are the one from dreams. And the stars were right.
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And this is the day. Looks pretty good. Gods, give me strength. I am the chosen one. Emperor Yuriel Septim. What's going on? Assassins attacked my sons and I am next. My blades are leading me out of the city
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along a secret escape route. By chance, the entrance to that escape route leads through your cell.
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Uh perhaps the gods have placed you here so that we may meet. As for what you have done, it does not matter. That is not what you will be remembered for.
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Who? I am your emperor, Uriel Septim. By the grace of the gods, I serve Tamriel as her ruler. You are a citizen of Tamriel, and you too shall serve her in your own way. Wait, he's like the big
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guy? Wait, ruler of Tamriel? This guy? What kind of animal is his fur made out of? Is that a Dalmatian?
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What should I do? You will find your own path. Take care. There will be blood and death before the end. Please, S. We must keep moving.
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Snow leopard. Oh, okay. That makes better not close this one. There's no way to open it from the other side. It's Kajit. Don't try anything. I'm watching you. Looks like this is your lucky day.
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Just stay out of our way. Staying out the way. Can I go back and kill the other guy though? What is good?
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My stay away. I'm so excited to lock pickick. This is the lockpicking shark and today I close. Protect the emperor.
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The captain's down. The 476 of seed of seedush. Die damn you lockpick for the emperor.
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What's the matter? Come down. Are you all right? It's worth it. Nothing. Renault. She's dead.
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Your dress is worth nothing. Oh no. Wait. Wait. Torch. Yes. Katana. How do I They be waiting for us here.
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Don't know, but it's too late to go back now. Nothing can be used. Don't worry, sire. We will get you out of here. They won't be the first to underestimate the blades.
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I'm so sorry. One second. Keyboard and mouse. Sorry. I was supposed to do this before. You were right. You were right.
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You were right. Of course you were right. Every time. Every time you guys are like, "Uh, girl, that was wrong." Don't make fun of me. I'm on controller. Okay. It'd be nice. Okay, fine. I'll play without it.
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Okay, I'll take points. Let's move. Stay here, prisoner. Don't try to follow us. You shut up.
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Um, [Applause] a rodent of unusual size. a rat. What? Wait, it's making me pull up things I don't know. Wait, journal. Where's my journal? We have magic.
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A lockpick. Well, wait. We need a lockpick. Yes. Oh, yes. I don't think I need a bow. Take this, though.
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Um, no. Ooh. Yes. No. No. If you have a lockpick, move the lock pick from slot to slot. Press uh, okay. Okay. When the tumbler reaches the top of the lock, you will hear a metallic sound. Press A to
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secure it in place. again. Yeah. Okay. Don't worry. I've been training. I watched the log picking water. We're good. Chameleon. Oh, are these um spells? There must be spells. A key. A lock. Ooh.
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Yes, the katana is the strongest, so I will use that. Let the hoarding begin. Grug use club. That would make sense for Grub.
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Let's use Let's try club. Even though it's not as strong as a katana. We're doing budgeoning damage now. Gobush. Grug. Ideally should not use a shield, but it's okay. Here comes Shy.
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Good [Music] smash. Can we eat the rat meat? I don't [Music] remember. It's clobbering time. It's clobery time. You can eat it, but it hurts you. Okay. Well, maybe we can sell it [Music] later. Oh.
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What is that? [Music] [Applause] How do you walk on? Let's go. You don't lock on. Oh, there is no lock on. How do I use the spells that are behind my head right now? How do I use these? Wait, wait, wait, wait. How do I
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use this? Where's my cursor? Oh, never mind. Turn Ames assist off. Let me try turning it on again. Let me just [Music] um let's see.
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Let's just let's just give it a shot. You know why not? Respite sorcery. Cast fire bow. Do we have to learn our spells that we picked up? Like this. Like this. Chameleon on self.
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Show details. What does it do? Enchanted slashbolt. Fire [Music] damage. Chameleon. Is it? Oh, okay. A scroll is a one time use. I see.
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Yeah, chameleon is like invisible. Like blend in with your surroundings. Yes. Grug go far. Grug going to find a big girthy jar. This is the rat tutorial part, isn't it? It's plague time. Do they have plagues in Skyrim
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time? Tamriel. The great plague of Tamriel. Like, how does Grug acquire Skuma? Grug heard many a good thing about Schuma. The lizard people sell the schuma. Where is the Ningroot? Where is the sweet roll? Do they have sweet rolls
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in this game? That was a big rat. Was that standing on his hind legs? I don't like it. He was like the size of an eight-year-old.
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That's too big. There was one time when I saw I went to like a zoo and I saw a big bird. I think it was a vulture and it was like the size of a of a young child, but not that young. Like it was
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really tall. I don't know if it what type of vulture it was, but standing on his feet it was it would it had to have been like four feet. It's gross. It's not gross in like a ew gross, but ew in like a that I
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don't like I don't like that. That's like unnerving. In your journal, select an item spell and press LS to show the shortcut and bind it to by pressing Okay, we'll try that. Pardon my learning curve. Forgive me. Do we have a
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spell? These are potions. Wait no. Wait. Gamers never look up. Was I supposed to look up? Did I miss something?
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LB to bring up the shortcuts and then Oh, wait. No. Oh well. Well, I figured it out. Uh, garga gullible is written on the ceiling. I don't know any spells. One, two, buckle my shoe and then you die. My magicka. Oh, there's a magic
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tab. Oh, how did I miss that? What is the road was traveled? Huh? Limited if you are wearing armor right bumper to cast clairvoyance I know that is a light source that's a flashlight that's pretty good is damage a long and windy
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road country take me home to the place where Okay, RB is [Music] autocastu. Ooh, cloth.
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Oh jeez. Oh no. Clairvoyance tells you the path. money. No. Alchemy. Alchemy. I like it.
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Alchemy. H I like the lock picking mortar and pestle has used. Yeah, you make some tasty salsa in there. Some guacamole. Does he see me? Oh, he sees me. Oh. Ooh.
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Ooh. A bear pelt. Give me that. Give me that. Does this hurt? No. Uh, pop quiz. Stellag tides, stellag mites. You have 30 seconds. Correct. Are you mocking Grug?
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No, I am Grug. Why would I mock Grug? Become Grug. Still mites. Do dust mites gross you guys out?
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There's like the people that say, "Oh, you should vacuum your mattress because of dust mites." But then there's also mites that live in your eyelashes. Iron arrow. I don't need any iron arrow. Our arrow arrow. I've never vacuumed my mattress
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before, but if I keep getting fed cleaning reels, then maybe I should dust mit. Oh, hello. Bing bong.
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Thank you. Just give the mattress a good smack every now and then. Yeah, right. Or flip it. You do the thing where you flip it so that your head goes where your feet goes and vice versa so you don't put a big dent in
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your mattress. I'm getting a bit um I'm confident in this lock picking. When does it get hard? When does the oblivion lock picking get difficult? Cuz I don't Oh, the chests were easy. Maybe that's what it was. Oh
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god. Bing bong bing bing a knife. Watch out for the shaman. Don't worry, we clobbered him real good. Get clobbered. Who sees me?
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[Music] [Applause] [Music] Hing. So, Skyrim music comes up in my like Spotify playlist that I have every now and then.
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Does anybody else think that the the Skyrim or Elder Scrolls theme every now and then sounds similar to the Boulders Gate theme? I think the Oblivion song came up. Oh no, a witch. A witch.
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Oh, maybe there was like a chord progression in the Oblivion that made me think.
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I thought that was a Turkish delight. There's like a chord progression that sounds similar. A little bit similar. You guys think it sounds like Pirates of the Caribbean? Ooh, wait. Actually, it's too heavy. I can also see that.
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sells for 20. Pick up the shaman weapon. My bag of skulls. Bunny. Sapphire topaz. Gold nugget. A silver base. Mind me all the staff on the ground. Oh, they were sitting on it.
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trying to hide that from me. Should I save it or should I use it?
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I should save it. I should sell it. Oh, another day in the tunnels. Another day in the bowels of Siridil. Oh, home. Why club? Because my name is Grug.
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My name is Grog and I am playing the part. [Music] Tea, water, and tea.
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Invincible spot and protect the emperor until help arrives. I am the help that arrives. Get before they come again.
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Need to get the emperor out of here. Put a sword in his hand. [ __ ] They can fight. I thought that was nude.
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Pick up the blade, old man. Oblivion take you. Damn it. It's that prisoner again. Kill him. He might be working with the assassins. I'm not. I'm not. He's not one of them. Yeah, he can help us.
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Listen to the burger. You must help us. As you wish, Sire. I don't like him. He's flighty. He's scrappy. We're going to end up killing him before the day is over. How about you? They cannot understand why I trust
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you. Why? They've not seen what I've seen. How can I explain? Listen. Do it.
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You know the nine. How we guide our fates with an invisible hand. Burger King has got her back. Lockpick. No, not lock pickpocket. Pickpocket the king. You think he has good stuff on him? His old man voice sounds weird.
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He's got the old man. Old men, they tend to turn the W's turn into like breathy W's. So like he did it just now. He said something with a W. Like white becomes white and what becomes what? He's
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Patrick Stewart. I don't know who that is. Who else has Patrick Stewart voiced? I don't know. I don't think about it. I'm not on good term with the gods.
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The nine guide protect us by the nine. I've served the nine all my days and I chart my course by the cycles of the heavens. The skies are marked with numberless sparks. Each a fire. Oh, it's everyone. Sure. I know these stars well.
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And I wonder which sign marked your birth. I know exactly who that is now. I saw it now. He's the bald guy.
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No, the nine. You can hardly count to five. Wow, that's You'd think I'd be used to that by now, but nope. Still stings. Still stings. Yeah, Patrick Stewart's the bald guy from Star Trek, I think. Yeah, he's bald. I know
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that. Ah, okay. The apprentice, the mage, the shadow, the tower, the lover, the lady, the lord, the serpent the atronaut, the steed, the warrior.
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Emperor Smasher Pass. The Burger King smasher pass. I was going to say warrior strength and endurance. Are there dragons in this game? Maybe I should have picked up a bow. I probably should have picked up a bow.
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[Music] There's no dragons. Oh, that's right. Because in Skyrim, when they see the dragons, they can't believe they are all right.
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Right. The dragons are are sleeping right now. The tower The tower can magically unlock doors and reflect damage from their attackers.
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Tower warden can only be used once a day. You can customize your class. Okay.
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Yeah, [Music] sure. The signs I read show the end of my path. My death, a necessary end will come when it will come. Yeah, your stars are not mine. Today, the tower shall prove a stout refuge in time of need.
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My dreams grant me no opinions of success. Their compass ventures not beyond the doors of death, but in your face I behold the sun's companion. The dawn of Akatosh's bright glory may banish the coming darkness. With such hope, and with the promise of your aid,
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my heart must be satisfied. So, TLDDR, uh, do what you want to do and your destiny will be what it will be, I guess.
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No trophies of my triumphs precede me, but I have lived well, and my ghost shall rest easy. Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour. In this I am blessed to see the
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hour of my death, to face my aortioned fate then fall. I go to my grave, a tongue shriller than all the music calls me.
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You shall follow me yet for a while. Then we must part. I'm going to pickpocket this guy so hard when he dies. Can you pickpocket? You may as well make yourself useful here.
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Carry this torch and stick close. Stick close and let us do our job and you'll be all right.
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Okay. Yes, sir. I thought he was going to kick my butt. I thought I was toast. I thought I was done for. I thought they were going to march my butt right back to Where'd they go? Take them down. The emperor's
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in danger. Guys, stop him. I'm Stop. This one's mine. [Music] Yeah, you almost got in my way. I got to get that old man alone. I got to get this man alone here. Got to get the Burger King in a in a dark alley
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all by himself so I can pick his pockets without his bodyguards coming in. Protect the emperor. Yeah, protect the emperor.
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What's the matter? Getting tired? Watch your back, boys. Sword for the dragon. [ __ ] No. A portion of sauces. I feel like watching the animated version of Robin Hood. Every now and then I get the song stuck in my
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head. You know, Yuriel's got mad drip. Hold up. Is that the burger? I don't like this. Let me take a look.
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He said, "Hold up." He said, "Fall back, gang." Looks clear. Come on. Stop doing your job Boris.
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God, stop. Wait a minute. The gate is gone from the other side. A trap. What about that side passage back there? Where's the trap? There be another way. Let's go.
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I've seen that video. That's a funny video. I know what you're talking about. Haha, I've seen that. Pig pocket. It's a dead end.
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What's your call, sir? They're behind us. Wait here, sire. Wait here with the emperor. Guard him with This one's mine. For the emperor.
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I'm just warning. And the emperor. I can go no further. You alone must stand against the prince of destruction and his mortal servants. Take it anyway.
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He must not have the amulet of kings. Take the amulet. Give it to Joffrey. He alone knows where to find my last son.
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We're continuing the bloodline. Close shut the jaws of oblivion. Okay, stranger. You chose a bad day to take up the cause of the sentence.
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No. Tallow save us. We failed. I failed. You failed. The emperor and now he and all his heirs are dead. The amulet. Where's the amulet of kings? It wasn't on the emperor's body. He must have got he he Why are we
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Why are we supposed to lie here, Grug? Strange. He saw something in you, trusted you. They say it's the dragon blood that flows through the veins of every septum. They seem more than less immense. The amulet of kings is a sacred
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symbol of the empire. Most people think of the red dragon crown, but that's just jewelry. The amulet has power. Only a true heir of the blood can wear it. They say he must have given it to you for a
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reason. Did he say why? He said I'm special. Joffrey. He said that what? Yeah, cuz I'm special. Nothing I ever heard about, but Joffrey would be the one to know. He's the Grandmaster of my order. Although you may not think so to
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meet him. He lives quietly as a monk at Wayan Priary near the city of Coral.
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Well, thank God you said that cuz I was going to call it Choral. First, you need to get out of here. Through that door must be the entrance to the sewers, past the locked gate. That's where we were
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heading. It's a secret way out of the Imperial City. Or it was supposed to be secret. You'll need this key for the last door into the sewers.
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Ooh. Deeper into the valley. There are rats and goblins down there. But from what I've seen of you, I'm guessing you're an experienced archer. Thank you.
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Am I right? Me? Uh, you must now choose your class. The major skills for your class will start higher than your other skills. Oh yes. Well, Ger should be a barbarian. I kind of want to be a barbarian. I want to be a barbarian.
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Yeah. Wait. Custom. [Music] Oh, wait. What? I could be a barbarian. Combat, magic, stealth.
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Personality. You like me, right? Tell me you like me. stealth archer. What about a stealth barbarian?
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What if we're big? We're big, but we're stealthy. We're the quietest big guy you've ever [Music] seen. That unicorn has a [Music] beard.
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Um, probably this one. This [Music] one. Wait, can you add these? Wait, no way. That's so cool. Speech. Move on.
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Sneak. Get better deals when buying and selling. Open locked doors. Yes. Alchemy conjuration destruction illusion mysticism restoration. You're no sea grug.
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Does this build make any sense? Does this even does this work? Summon creatures, weapons, armorous, and turn the undead. Breathe or walk on water. Open locks reduce.
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That sounds pretty good. How would it not work? Acrobats is fun. What is acrobatics? Jump higher. Withstand falls.
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Ooh. I could jump in the air. [Music] What if I swap [Music] out? What should I swap out? Drop security for Wait, which one?
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[Music] Heavy armor. I have heavy armor. Heavy heavy armor. Heavy armor. Run. Swim. Sprint.
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Yeah, I'll do this. Oh my god, you can name it. Does it come up anywhere? Stupid. This is stupid. I like it. Okay, we're using the wombo build.
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The jumbo wumbo. Continue. I wasn't far off. In any case, why not don't give you any trouble?
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After the sewers, then what? You must get the amulet to Joffrey. Okay. Take no chances, but proceed to Wayne in priaryy immediately. Got it. Mhm.
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Good. The emperor's trust was well placed. Of course it was. It's not like I was his only other option because he knew when he was going to die. But um wait, that's something to think about. I was the only other option. Or
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was it fate? Because he knew that he knew that he would meet me now. Oh, I'll stay here to guard the emperor's body and make sure no one followed you. You better get moving. May Talos guide you.
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By the way, thanks for recovering Captain Renault's sword. I'll see that it is given a place of honor in the halls of the blades.
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Sick. Rest well, Burger [Music] King. Can I search him without getting in trouble or am I going to get in trouble? Like I don't know. Like once they die, does it change?
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save first. You should auto save, but how do you [Music] save? Um, how do you save? Save.
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Leave the emperor in peace. Can I please? I just want to search his weird glitchy robe. Just one. Just one time. Just one.
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Oh, Baris, you're such a Oh, no fun. Bars is the no fun guy. Wow. But you're fun. You're not. Just kidding. Not fun.
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Whatever, Baris. I'm out of here. Is this the right way? I think this is the right way.
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Ha. To get out, we must go deeper. He's just staring at his body. Can you imagine how boring that must be?
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Does anybody even know where they are? Is anybody going to come look for them?
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Terrible. Bing bong. Ooh. Sploosh bong garlic. So we have to go find Joffrey to carry on the bloodline of the king.
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The king of Tamriel wants us to continue the bloodline. His next of kin, his final of kin, his final son, lest we give in the gem. But I believe I am the last son. I feel like I'm going to regret not
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picking up a [Music] bow, but we'll see. Grug is his son. He just didn't realize it. But maybe I can I can convince him.
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Well, actually, he's dead now. So, really, my word is the final word. I could say I could say whatever they want and say, "Yeah, he told me this. It's the truth. He left me a lot of power. Can I
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use his thing?" I was going to call it stupid. That would have been really insensitive of me. The man just died and he gave me this. It's worth 1,000. The amulet of king slips off as you try and
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fasten it around your [Music] neck. Girl will have the authority. That is correct. Oh, would you like a rib, a femur a pelvis? You want the pelvis? Okay, you freak.
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That was pretty. For those of you that played the original Oblivion, do you guys like the remake? It's the Skyrim logo.
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Me looks fine so far. You like it? Faithful. Hello Windows performance mode. Windows cool. Hi Windows. How are you doing? Are you okay?
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Wow, it's so pretty. I'm tanking my [Music] FPS. Want to bet there's a princess in that tower. The red arrow on your compass shows the direction of Wayan Way and Priaryy. Open your world map to travel there directly. Oh, fast travel.
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Princess is at the bottom right. Oh, you stop it. Mushroom. Mushroom. Me a princess maybe. Okay, this looks good. And I was mildly pooping on it in private thinking that it looked a bit too warm toned for me. This actually looks pretty
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[Music] good. Can you not catch the butterflies in this [Music] game? Hater. I wasn't not entirely mildly I was mildly discussing it in a negative uh light because I thought that it was too too warm toned. I prefer
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neutral cool toned. But this is fine. I was wrong. Foot and mouth. Yeah. Yeah.
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[Music] Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Girl wrong. Girl wrong. Gura is the big hater. I am Todd Howard's number one hater. No, I'm not. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Should I cap this at 60? Cuz I'm just It's for me. Let me do
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that real quick before we get going. Does it perform like doodoo for everybody? That scared me.
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God, it's like I'm really outshine. Wait, I didn't go over there. What's my problem? A freaking mud crab. Crab schmeat. My favorite. I'm going to turn him into a California roll later. Yummy.
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I was gifted awin flute. My family was trying to figure out what the instruments were that were used in in making the Skyrim, the original Skyrim Doa King song because we wanted to play it like as a family. We wanted
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to get together and learn and I was going to be we were going to learn like the tavern music. I just I got I think we all got so busy. We haven't really had time to sit down and do it, but I still could be
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fun. Wait, wait, I don't like this. Wait, I thought this was tutorial land. Yeah, we wanted to learn the maybe not the the the not the theme of Skyrim. That was incorrect. But the tavern music like the bannered mayor, a
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winter's tail. [Music] Back to Narnia. Leather pants. [Music] Okay. No tail. But yeah, we were going to have like a bag of coins because you have to have a bag of coins as an instrument. You need uh a flute. I have a tin flute in the
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key of D, I think, but I I believe we might need a lower a lower key one, but can't really formally thought about it right now. It should be fun though.
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Eventually. Eventually. One, two, one, one. I've never played my flute on stream. My tin flute. All right, let's check out the rest of this place. Flute stream wind.
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[Music] Um, a fox club. And it's actually called a fox club. That's the actual name of it.
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Are these accurate names in does like the Flora in Skyrim have accurate names? I always thought they had like, you know, make believe names, but are they actually accurate here? Hold on. Grug smash.
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Oh the honu. Aha, an archer. I see. I'll take this cuz it's worth a lot of money. The great hungua plant. Yes. Yes.
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Bedroom sleep. No, I'm okay. No, thank you. Martin, we're going to make perfume, boys. Cabbage. Onion.
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Well, I don't know where Ver Verain is, but here we are. It's not part of our quest. We should probably head to the That's Nin Routt.
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I thought it was [Music] this nerd. That's not N road. It's this. [Music] [Music] Well, I took it. Whatever it is. Yeah, the ner roots usually on the river bank and it makes a w noise. We must go this
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way. We took the power. I drained the well. I drained it for every last drop.
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Boring. Main story. Yawn. Snoozeville. I'm sleeping. Main story. Boring. Boo. Main story. Wow. Um, should we fast travel? I kind of want to. Okay, wait. That's where we were. Then we came out from the prison. And now we have to
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go this way. We could run there. Or we could fast travel. Stupid dogs. [Music] Um, that's actually a wolf. That's actually a That's actually a carnage canine.
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Smell that boys. The fresh N route of a playthrough. A very short play through.
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Very a very limited time play through, but a playthrough nonetheless. Oh, they have moss on them. That's so cute. More crab meat for my sushi roll.
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Thank you. Oh crap. Any% play through. I estimate this will be a roughly 3% play through. 3% give or take.
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Junked. Got to get to the city center so I can shell some stuff. Do you jump in this game? Where's your shield Happy?
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Oh, use my shield. Okay. I'm just so I'm just so excited. I want to get in there with my my bashing stick. Sinkhole cave.
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Wait, you should probably go like market. Oh, of course there's people [Music] there. Doesn't believe in shields. God, what is that detection?
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Can I just heal? That the best you can do? Yes, that is the best I can do. I'm going to go pick your locks, stupid butterfly.
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Maybe you can't take him. Calipers one too buckled my shoes. Yes, because I needed that girl.
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What the [Music] heck? I don't want to go in there. Whatever it was, it's gone now. Yeah, it is. It's gone. You'll never see me again. Never. Ever. Never in your life.
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Just don't turn around, please. Yeah. Actually, it's Gruru today. She's got the magic. It's a witch.
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Witch. [Music] I'll have your head, you filthy Nord. Hey, that's kind of rude. Wait, you're actually kind of kicking my butt.
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Am I supposed to be impressed? Um, it would help with my morale, but that's fine. You don't have to be Oh my god, I'm going to die.
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My club is Okay, I got to repair my freaking club, lady. Oh, she just died. She bled out. She died for Thanks, Todd.
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Um, how do we repair my weapon? My How do I fix my club? Let's swap out for something else.
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Let's use the How about this? This is also pretty bonk bonky bunk. Got a meal near the repair. What do you mean offending my [Music] guy? You like show detail. Is it even Wait. Use. Wait. It probably doesn't help. I have dishes in
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the way of the bottom text. I can't really see it. Is this even worth it to [Music] repair in the miscellaneous? Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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Uhhuh. I don't know if that was worth it, but whatever. Whatever. We have it back now. I'm sure we'll find more. I'm sure we'll find more. Grug repair.
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Grug fix tutorial bunker stick. Did I hear none? Do you mind? I do want something to eat today. Today was kind of kind of not so I don't know.
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I had a headache. Oh, fish. He's doing flips. But you know, do you know those days where you don't feel very well, but you still have to make food. I don't know.
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It's like the realization that I have to make food. So, I relied on my air air fryer.
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Thank you air fryer for making me food. Thank you air fryer for making me hassle-free chicken. Thank you very much. You got Jimmy John's. Ah, that sounds [Music] yummy. Did it? Was it Jimmy John's that had that pickle sandwich? I wanted to
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try that, but I didn't get around to it. I think it was Jimmy John's. They had like um instead of bread, it's a pickle. They hollow out a pickle and use it as the bread and then put all your stuff
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inside. Actually, I'm not going to waste my sword on you. Sorry. Yeah, it was a pickle sandwich.
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[Music] Shoot. I want a pickle sandwich. You think Jimmy John's is weird for a name for I mean Subway is kind of a weird name.
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Subway. It's not What? What do you What is Subway? What do you mean? Jimmy John's Firehouse Subs. I guess that makes a bit more sense. Form out of stamina. Jersey Mike is Yeah, Jersey Mike.
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Quiznos. Wasn't the Quiznos mascot a baby at one point? Didn't they used to have a baby as their mascot? Oh.
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Conjurer, you got the blue suede shoes. He got two tapped. Spawned in his his little grugling and he couldn't even get a hit in.
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All who stand before Grug fall in two taps or [Music] less. This is such a nice time. I just I just I just I just The flowers are so pretty. The music is so nice.
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What are you? Oh, it's a wreck. It's just nice. It's peaceful cuz I've had a really stressful I mean I think everybody who watches Hollow Alive um maybe has Wait, what is this? St John's ward. I think everybody who watches
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Hollow Lab has had a bit of a It's definitely been a time lately. It's been um a time.
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So, this is nice. Peaceful. Can you imagine running up a hill in full armor? No, thank you. Wait, question about armor.
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I saw a video of a girl wearing armor like this and she went into a lake with it. Is that bad for the armor?
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It felt like it might evoke the same emotions like when the people wash cars and they put the sponge in the water, dip it in rocks, and then rub it all over the car. It it could get really rusty. And I
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know armor in this day and age, armor like this may be really [Music] expensive. So, Is this She's rage baiting, isn't she? I didn't even look at the comments.
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I should have looked. All right, we're at the We We have [Music] arrived. Please don't hurt me.
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Hello. Hello. Depends on the material. Okay, maybe she wasn't trying to make people mad. I I didn't know. I didn't check the material or anything. Hi there. Hi.
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Sorry. I'm the shepherd here. Hello. Arinor is the name and this is Wayan Priary.
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[Music] Where? Just Joffrey. If he's not sleeping or eating, he'll be fussing with his books, I reckon. Over in the priaryy house.
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Anvil is all in an uproar. First the chapel attacked. Now the prophet ranting about the end of the world.
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Take care. I want a full suit of armor. I think that would be really cool, but I'd have to get it custom made. Okay. Is most armor custom made?
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Can you buy like pre-made? I've only ever looked into getting like historically accurate uh I probably historically accurate dresses and stuff. I've never looked into getting armor. Well, I didn't look very far into getting armor. I peaked.
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Yes. Can I help you? Sick Caroline, bro. I must speak to He's upstairs. Go ahead.
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Most armor is custom made. It is expensive. It is. Well, I want it so badly. I crave to be dawned in a full plate of steel. Head to toe. Steel.
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Hand hand hammered. Ooh, Joffrey, I spoke to your daddy. I'm brother Joffrey. What do you want? Right to the point.
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Emperor Uriel. Do you know something about his death? You need my three sizes to make armor.
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Oh, well, you'll probably save on material. Maybe that's what Maybe my armor wouldn't cost that much money cuz I you know, I don't I don't really have to worry about Yeah. Well, anyway, he died. You'd better explain yourself now. I didn't do
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it. You brought me the amulet of kings. This cannot be pretty fighting old guy.
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Jeez. Why are you so demanding? By the nine. This is the amulet of God. Who are you?
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How did you get this? What do you know of the emperor's death? He He died. We just won't tell him that we were put in charge of his safety. As unlikely as your story sounds, I believe you. Only the strange destiny of Uriel
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Septim could have brought you to me. carrying the amulet of kings. Close shot. His meaning is unclear to me as well. The emperor seemed to perceive some threat from the demonic world of Oblivion. The prince of destruction, Meun's Deeon, is one of the lords of
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Oblivion. But the mortal world is protected from the dra of Oblivion by magical barriers.
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It's the NPC music. [Music] I'm not sure. Only the emperors truly understand the meaning behind the rituals of coronation. The amulet of kings is ancient. Jeffrey, St. Alicia herself received it from the gods. It is a holy relic of great power. When an
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emperor is crowned, he uses the amulet to light the dragon fires at the temple of the one in the imperial city. With the emperor dead and no new heir crowned, the dragon fires in the temple will be dark for the first time in
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centuries. Crown me. It may be that the dragon fires protected us from a threat that only the emperor was aware of. I will be crowned. You can crown me. Oh, we have to find I am one of the few who
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know of his existence. Many years ago, I served as captain of Uriel's bodyguards, the Blades. One night, Uriel called me into his private chambers. Give me a name. A baby boy lay sleeping in a basket. Uriel told me to deliver him
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somewhere safe. He never told me anything else about the baby, but I knew it was his son. Over the cliff. From time to time, he would ask about the child's progress. Now, it seems that this illegitimate son is the heir to the
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Septim throne, if he yet lives. His name is Martin. He serves Akatosh in the chapel in the city of Kvach, south of here. You must go to Kvach and find him at once. If the enemy is aware of his existence, as seems
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likely, he is in terrible danger. Search for him. And please let me know if there's anything you need. My resources here are limited, but I will help in any way I can.
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How are you meant to help me? I cannot call you on a phone. Waste no time. You must find Martin before the enemy does. The enemy is going to kill him. Okay, we will go right now. On our
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way. Well met. We will not chew the fat along the way. Right to [Music] him. Assistance for [Music] loot. I can take his stuff.
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Money. I'm listening. Money. Money. Your first priority now should Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I keep a few things here in my chest to resupply. Traveling blades.
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Help yourself to whatever you need. Yes. Whatever I need. Oh my god. I will take all of it.
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Wow. Oh my god. Wow. [Music] M. Woohoo! Oo! [Music] Ooh! Greed! Gar! Greed! Uh, how do I drop this?
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Oh, no. Wait. Drop. Oh, we're so normal [Music] looking. Yes. We're very over encumbered. I'll get rid of that. Wait, there's cheese I can eat. Oh, I have cheese breath now.
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Yummy. Wait, I could probably put some stuff [Music] back. Can you sort by weight?
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Uh-huh. Sorry. Learning learning. Um Nom. It's not that great. I don't want this. I don't want that. I don't want that. Okay, we're good. Do you think he minds the mess? He doesn't mind the mess. He can't even He
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doesn't know. He doesn't realize it. Can I take How are you today? Very good, thank you.
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[Music] Greetings. Greetings. Shut up. Be quiet. Silence. Safe. All right. Where we headed? Room.
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Imperial City. Isn't the Imperial City also in [Music] Skyrim? We are headed to Kavach to find the air air martin. Yes, we shall warn him of his uh pend impending doom like that of his fathers. Maybe we can kill him.
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And then if we eliminate all of the existing um heirs, which apparently is just one more then we What was that? I'm going to travel along the road cuz I feel like stuff happens on the road. Hello. May I help you? Oh, hello.
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Hello. Hello. You're not a septin. But I'm a Nord. Does that not have any weight? I'm surprised you can fast travel right away.
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But I feel like if we fast travel this early on, we're going to miss out. And I don't want to miss out. I also just like walking, but I feel like I'm taking the long way.
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Oops. Maybe not. Ow. Stupid. Stupid. Running increases athletics. [Music] Buggy Hana level up. How do you jump?
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How do you level up [Music] [Music] character? Ah, okay. Sleep to level up. Was there a bed [Music] nearby? A free horse. Come on. If I do a free horse.
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Huh? Wait here, Osh. There are bandits [Music] nearby. Oh jeez. Oh jeez. Dude, I love 20 frames.
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I think that was the lady. I think that this is her horse. I saw just Y to jump.
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[Music] Ah, I want to just get this one quest done. Wait. Feel like I'm not a high enough level for anything, but I really want to see what this is. Do you think I'm high enough?
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Whoa. Wow. This guy is I'm ugly. She gave up her horse. It's my horse now.
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[Music] Are we nice? No, we are not. Wait, everything wants to kill me. I got to pick a direction and run.
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Does this game get more dangerous in the night? Also, are there giants in this game? Also, is there any other creature that I am not aware of that I need to be careful of? Also, is it true that you
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can is this can you can we wall run like in Skyrim or is my or going to die?
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Cave of broken promise. Wait dog. Leave the horse out of it, man. Can you tame where can you tame dogs into wol or wells? Wolves become dogs when you tame them.
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Well, we can't stay here. Wait, my chat just exploded. Oh, my chat exploded. Let me refresh it. Sorry.
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Sorry. Google Chrome demands more wham. I don't have more RAM for you. Please forgive me. I'm so sorry, Google Crow.
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[Music] Please together we venture forth on a journey. I saw somebody said that if you get to the top of a mountain, you can see the throat of the world, which sounds pretty cool. It also sounds like there might be
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a highle enemy at the top of this hill that are probably too weak to go after.
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[Music] [Music] He ah the naalo the na na. What is the nauna naonga? [Music] It should have saved already. I think I have I have auto save on. What's that?
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It's me. Welcome to crotch camp. Population me. Stop going for my freaking horse. Well, now I need to see what else they have. Okay. Are the horses like the Skyrim horses? Don't the Skyrim horses like to wander off? I feel like I feel
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like they like to wander off. Maybe we can sleep here and level up. Maybe we can loot it. Let me into your sack. Your vegetable [Music] sack. Wait. 10 11 Wait. 10 11 12 one two three four.
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You have ascended to level two. 12 virtues left. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
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[Music] Oh. Whoa. Wait. [Music] That's a lot. You only have three. Oh. [Music] Yummy.
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Delicious. Oops. Wait, if there's bare pelts, that means there will be bars here. That means there'll be bars in these woods here. How do you cater this horse?
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Serious nostalgia from the Oblivion background music. It's great, isn't it? I don't have really nostalgia for it, but it is nice. It is nice and I like it a lot.
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It's very calming. It's very good chill. Chill music. What is [Music] this? What is this and why does it glow so golden rod? Lady's mantle. Oh, the little valley.
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Cute. The rim and [Music] rimstone. What does this do? The ramun stone. Is it good? Should we use it? New armor. Try it and find out.
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Um, okay. Ooh, I'm practically [Music] glowing. Is that it [Music] forever? But only temporary. Well, okay.
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[Music] We have to find something to beat up now. And girl, you're literally You're glowing.
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Thanks. Oh, I see there's a little timer at the bottom. I see. I see. Make a hole. Make a hole. Here I go. Performance is doodoo. It's cheeks.
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Yes. Yes. No. Wait. Where's the fancy weapon? Do these recharge? This is a This is a temporary power up. Does this recharge the the wells? The wells of wells. They do. Sick.
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[Music] Sick. Ignores it. Wait, that sounded like Barbie Horse [Music] Adventure. Oh my god. Wait, sorry. I just I realized something. Barbie Horse Adventure.
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There's a lot of these stones. The stream that never was and never could ever be because it's abandoned where or whatever. Oh, I must get up this hill.
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But my or my or does not have the stamina nor stability to scale such a mountain.
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It begins with a chunder. Oo, it's red and sparkly. Wow, it's so pretty. The gate of oblivion. I thought we were supposed to go find that Martin guy, huh? Wait, that's it. The gate the the gate of oblivion is just there. Oh, a
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gate of [Music] oblivion. Um, I don't know if I'm supposed to be here. Wait a sec.
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Wait a sec. Wow. I would have thought I would have had to I don't know. I don't know.
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Do something. Kavach is where? Oh, not that far away. Okay. I got to go to Kage. Not the the gates of hell. Thank you.
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I'm in clutch. Oh, the gate to oblivion is in the backyard. I was I have to go to the front door. Duh. Okay. How rude of me to enter right by the back door without even announcing my Hi, I'm here.
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Entering. That was the front door. No, I don't think so. Let's get this over with. I got horse.
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Fancy decaying decaying decaying taint tome. Hey, I don't judge. Isn't that the front door? The BGM gaff is always crazy. It is. It's not like Skyrim with the Well, LB that I think that was the front door. I just took an extra long way
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around. So, the the Martin guy is in in behind these gates here. [Music] I guess this is the right way to go. Mhm.
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Something tells me I'm not supposed to be here quite yet. Something just just is telling me this is wrong. Are you nice? Please.
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[Music] Stand back, civilian. This is no place for you. Get back to the encampment at once. What? What? What? What are you going to do about it? What happened? We lost the damn city. That's what happened. It was too much, too fast. We
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were overwhelmed. Couldn't even get everyone out. There are still people trapped in there. Some made it to the chapel, but others were just run down in the streets. The count and his men are still holed up in the castle. And now we
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can't even get back into the city to help them. That damned oblivion gate blocking the way into the Nether.
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The only thing we can do. We'll try to hold our ground. That's what if we can't hold this barricade, those beasts could march right down and overrun the encampment. I have to try and protect the few civilians that are left. It's
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all I can do now. Okay. You mean the priest? Where's that guy? Last I saw him, he was leading a group towards the chapel of Akatosh. If he's lucky, he's trapped in there with the rest of them. At least safe for the
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moment. Um, he's going to die. He's going to die. You want to help? Not really. You're kidding, right? But I guess I will. If you're serious, maybe I can put you to use. It'll likely mean your death, though. Um, are you sure?
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Um, um, I'll do whatever I wanted to. I don't know how to close this gate, but it must be possible because the enemy closed the ones they opened during the initial attack. You can see the marks on the ground where they were. The great
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gate right in the middle. I sent men into the gate to see if they could find a way to shut it. I think we're going to die. They haven't come back. If you can get in there, find out what happened to
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them. If they're alive, help them finish the job. If not, see what you can do on your own. Oh, the best I can say is good luck. If you make it back alive, we'll be waiting for you.
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I thought I was going to help. Not I'm going to Don't worry, I will carry the entire load. I don't I some kind of portal to I thought they were going to be like the enemy used them to attack
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the city. They appeared outside the walls and dra poured out. What? They've opened one right in front of the city gates. Until that gate is closed, the best I can do is try to hold these barricades. Me.
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Good luck. It's a brave thing you're doing. [Music] Horse. I got a waror. Um, okay. Well, what do what is this? Am I Should I Can I Is this a right idea? Should we go find that Martin guy?
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[Music] Um, we can go in. Ah, that way. It's right here, though. Somebody help. Come quickly. We've got a burglar.
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Owie. Wait, it's right there. I don't want to go in the gate. I'm scared.
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Take that. Why won't you die? What is your deal? I'm on your side. Stay away.
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[Music] Hello. Oh, I stole the horse. It's my horse. We navigate this freaking [Music] menu. Got to load all the way back here, man. If I go in, will they forget?
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[Music] You're pathetic. Somebody help. Come quickly. We've got a battler. [Music] This is where it ends. Course. What's the matter? Getting tired. He's following me. Okay, we're okay. Okay.
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Okay. Okay. Okay. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I just Okay. I forgot it was [Music] stolen. Can you say sorry? Can you apologize? Okay, we'll take the horse up to the gate and then we will leave the
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horse then, I guess. Oh, we can fast travel. That's right. Fast travel. I need fast travel.
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Close enough. We'll go to Glatch. Glatch. You can block and yield to talk. So, I can hit them with the Wait, I can Come on. Run while there's still time.
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The guard still holds the road, but it's only a matter of time before they're overwhelmed. Who is this?
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God's blood. You don't know, do you? Dedra overran Kvatch last night. There were glowing portals outside the walls, gates to oblivion itself. There was a huge creature, something out of a nightmare. No, came right over the walls, blasting fire that swarmed around
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it killing the where? Go and see for yourself. Kavach is a smoking ruin. We're all that's left. Do you understand me?
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Everyone else is dead. Oh no. And how'd you get out? It was Savly and Mattius. Some of the other guards helped some of us escape. They cut their way out right through the city gates.
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Savian says they can hold the road. No. No. I don't believe him. Nothing can stop them. If you'd seen it, you'd know. I'm getting out of here before it's too late. They'll be here any minute. I'm telling you, run when you
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can queen. Can I kill [Music] him? Where is a gate to oblivion? This is crotch.
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But where is it? Up the hill. Yes, of course. I just can't sleep. I lie down and close my eyes and I can't I lie down and I close my eyes and then I can't see.
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[Music] I'm sorry. Is it Katch? Katch the eye of Sauron. This is kind of giving me like Lord of the Rings vibes. Oh, did you guys see? Speaking of Lord of the Rings, the Universal Studios is going to make a theme park in the
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UK and one of the lands that they're going to make is Lord of the Rings. It was Lord of the Rings, the Minions, because of course Back to the Future there. Back to the Future land, I guess. What you got?
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All right, we're going in. Yeah, Jurassic World 2 007. 007. Lord of the Rings. Back to the [Music] Future.
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[Music] Ow. And some some other stuff, too. But not Harry Potter. No. No. No.
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You would think, but no. No. Yeah. Why are we putting Why would they put Back to the Future in the UK, but then they went ahead and they put Harry Potter in the US? I don't I don't understand that.
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Clever. Clever. Now you have to travel to both. Now you must travel to to both the theme parks. Yes. What's it like out there? We were beginning to fear we were the only survivors. Warm. It's very warm.
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It It all happened so fast. It was all we could do to round up the survivors and try to get them to safety. We failed them miserably.
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Brother Martin. Yes. He's right over there. He led a group of us here during the confusion of the attack. We owe him our lives. Take care. Yeah. What? What do I do with the gate?
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Hello. I'm looking for the heir of the Burger King lord himself. Blanka Lanka. Hey, have you brought help? We've been trapped here since the Dra overran the city. He looks just like his father. You the emperor is dead. Yes, he is. What do
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you really want with me? You're a wizard? Yes, I'm a priest. Sean, you need a priest? I don't think I'll be much help to you. I'm having trouble understanding the gods right now. If all this is part of a divine plan,
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I'm not sure I want to have anything to do with it. Fair. Completely fair. We're a part of it. What plan? What are you talking about? I prayed to Akatosh all through that terrible night, but no help came. Only more draed. What can you
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possibly know that would help me make sense of this? I am the king. And I am the Drew. You are the son of Emperor Yurio Septin. Yeah.
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You think the emperor is my father? I know. No, you must have the wrong man. I am a priest of Akatosh. My father was a farmer.
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[Music] You spoke to the emperor before he died. I did. And he told you to find me near the Burger Prince. Yeah. Why would I lie to you? I don't even know you. It's strange. I I don't even know you, man. I think you
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might actually be telling the truth. What does this mean? What do you want from me, Mr. Bean? No. I'm sorry, but even if what you say is true, I won't abandon these people to their fate. I'll go with you when we can all leave here
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together. Okay. Hero of the people. Okay, I'm going to [Music] save. Um the gate. My face is itchy. Little dizzard. Ow.
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[Music] Run. Why am I in third person? Oh, wait. Undo that. [Music] Oh, they're they they're they hurt.
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Um, wait, what do I do to the gate? I'm Greg, the true Nord of Siridil.
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Wait, what? What am I meant to do with the gate? Oh god, why am I [Music] alone? Do I really have to do this alone? I'm not alone. Hooray. I mean, huzzah.
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Thank the nine. I never thought I'd see another friendly face. The others, Mr. Vius, they were taken to the tower.
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Captain Mattius sent us in to try and close the gate. Mattas, we were ambushed, trapped. I managed to escape, but the others are strewn across the bridge. Don't I'm getting out of here.
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Okay, coward. You're right. You're right. Yeah. Get back. Can't just leave poor Manny into his fate. All right, lead the way. Yes.
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[Music] Yes. Yeah, we spoke to we spoke to the heir of the throne and he said, "Yeah, okay.
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Maybe later. So, now we're going to help at menus. Where do we go? It has to be this way. Have him follow you. Where is he? Yeah. And why are we wait How do we go to third person?
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[Music] Ah! Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What's the plan? I'm right behind. [Music] Did I miss [Music] something? Martin, you are the last heir of the throne. Follow me. We must save everyone and also yourself.
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Nah. No. Open the map. Is it? Nah, I don't think so. Find the air. I did.
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[Music] This way. [Music] Gamers love way points. Yes. Tell me exactly where to go.
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Hanging out. Let's stick together. [Music] Okay. Fireball. [Music] Caution falling rocks. Now it's my turn to I thought that said a sentence scam.
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I hope I can lock him pick some stuff soon. I'm getting really antsy. We left him behind. He'll catch up. You guys remember Sven? That was fun. But [Music] I What happened?
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[Music] What happened? The [Music] rocks. Just go. He's okay. [Music] Oh, is he important to the story? Should I Should I Should I?
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Oh. Oh, look at his little skimmies. Well, now I'm alone again. It's fine. Probably. We probably don't have to. It'll be fine. Don't worry. I'm I'm a winner.
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For someone who doesn't play many games, I'm a gamer. Don't worry about it. We got this. I have this. I have it under control. You don't need to fear. The fate of the fate of Tamriel is here. The
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fate saver of Tamriel is here. It's me. Don't worry. I didn't kill him. He got himself killed. He's a dummy. It was It's natural selection, guys. It's just It's how it was meant to be.
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I didn't force him to follow me. He came on his own valition. He He decided he made his decision. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. I'm not trying to convince myself that it's not my fault either. Don't worry about
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it. Dremor the tower portal to the blood feast. Okay. You told him to follow me. That's right. I told him. I didn't force him. I had gunpoint or hammer point. He looks like he's going to kick my butt. He
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missed bow to me. You bow to me. Open wide. Open wide depends on what it is. Who said that? It's spanking time. Hello Friendly fire is on. Heads up. Stupid. A danger heart. I'll take that. I'll take all of your stuff. You
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just zapped your body. That's fine. Is this a spawner? Ooh, for you. Thank you so much.
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Ooh. Ah. Ooh. Delicious. Free HP. [Music] M. I want pizza so bad. Wait, did I tell you what I ended up making when I had my when I had my food earlier? It was It was chicken. I had
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chicken and potatoes cuz I I made I actually made like a like a fish I guess a fish. I don't know if you'll call it fish soup. It was chowder. I made it. I made some chowder and it was very
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yummy. Chowder. But I ate off of it for like 3 days. And by day three I was thinking, "Wow, I sure am sick of chowder. Where am I supposed to go?
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It wasn't even clam chowder. It was just like seafood stew. I don't know. That makes it sound really gross. But it was pretty yummy. It was really expensive though. But it's okay cuz I ate off of it for like 3 days. But then, do you
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know what it was? Day three, I got sick of eating it. So, I just killed whatever I had left. And then I realized this is too much fish chowder to be eating. I'm kind of getting the I'm getting kind of
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barfy and I have so much left. But it's okay. I just countered I countered it with a lot of yummy toasty bread.
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free eating chowder is crazy. Yeah, I just put it in my trough. I just troughs it straight up troughed it. Sat down at the PC. Where's my freaking marker?
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[Music] So, it's so sour [Music] on eating at the PC is maidenless behavior. Um, over here quickly.
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Is it though? No, eating in the PC is perfectly acceptable behavior. It's eating in the bed. Eating in the bed cage only. You should not be here, mortal. Your blood is forfeit. Your flesh is mine.
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You crawl. Hit him with the wombo and a boy grug. Add a boy grug. Hit him with the swambo.
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Yeah. Nighty night tryard. Quickly. Quickly. There's no time. I have to get to the top of the large tower. The gate they call it. That's what keeps the Oblivion gate open. Find the ciddle stone, remove it, and the
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gate will close. Hurry. The keeper has the key. You must get the key. Okay. The brood cage. Like a chicken. A broody hen. Like he's going to lay eggs. Is he going to lay eggs? I don't I'm not following. But
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eating in the bed. Eating in the bed is made in this behavior and I participate in it somewhat regularly.
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I do. It wouldn't let me activate it. I don't know. I got to make him lay eggs or something. It wouldn't let me let him [Music] out. Your bed mites. I have worse than bed mites now. No. The best thing to do is when
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you're really really tired or if you can't sleep. So, you take a little snack up to your bed and then you you nestle into your bed. You get really comfy in your bed. You eat your little snack and
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then you fall asleep and it's the most beautiful restful sleep you could ever get cuz you went to bed immediately following a snack so you have a full belly. It's the best. It's the best. Wait, what?
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Yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum. You don't have to worry about crumbs in the bed as long as you don't spill in the bed. That would have killed me.
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[Music] just to be safe. Yeah. Just don't spill. And obviously you have like rules of what you don't eat in the bed. You can eat like dried snacks, but don't take anything saucy or super stinky or Stainy. No. You coward. You magic user.
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Get over here. Cowardly magic user. Oh, yes. Did that say? What did that say? Water. What?
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No I'm encumbered. Let's see. I want to get rid of mort flesh. What is mort flesh? Oh, raw onion. Where's my cheese? Raw garlic. Oh my god. Oh, it's like zombie. Wait, why am I not wearing these? Wait,
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what? Oh, that's why. Wait, wait. What? I don't know. Wait, I didn't look at my quest marker. I think I might have the stupid little man. That's like me. That's if you fought me. If you took a a Warhammer
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to me, that that would be your POV probably. That's unfortunate. Terribly unfortunate. Into the sigil keep the bombs.
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Sure, it's dark in here. Can't see my enemy's face when I slay him. No, I don't have enough I don't have enough room. I sure hope this is the right way.
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I've got I've got a realm to save. I got Tamreel to save the end. I don't have time to be doing this.
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Punish money. Why won't you die? You did die. Perish, mortal. Perish, mortal idiot. What's the green marker? That's you. How tall is your average Drama Chur? What was he called?
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Dora Curl. I want to use one of those scrolls. Let's Let's Let's put on a scroll.
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Yes. Is it under magic? Chameleon water water breathing. I see. Town tower warden immune to silence. Can Oh, that's the one once a day. That's the weird tower thing I chose. Summon [Music] skeleton. Let you Where is it? Frenzy.
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Flashbolt. Flare. Soothing touch. Gentle hug. Shooting. Shooting. All right, I'm going to do it. I'm going to touch the sigil stone. Fire for the fire demon. Where did I put that? Oh god. Oh jeez. You broke it. I'm going to sell
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it. I'm going to take it to the market. I did it. I saved the world.
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Do your best. What's the magic? Getting tired. Getting tired. Okay. I saved the world.
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Do I get a prize? I'm just lucky to be alive. Lucky I'm here. You could just say that.
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You closed the gate. I did. I knew you could do it. This is our chance to launch a counterattack. I need you to come with us. You've got far more combat experience than these men. Are you able to join us now? I can wait, but not for
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long. We've got to move quickly before they have a chance to barricade the city gate.
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[Music] Okay, wait. I'm not ready. Wait, can we get the Martin guy out of there?
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The longer we wait, the smaller our window of opportunity. Shut up. Be quick about it. This is our best chance to rescue the survivors from the chapel.
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Wait, the chapel? That one? I'm going to go all the way in here just for him to tell me no. It's not safe.
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No, I mustn't. My people, they need me. Chill. It's me. It's fine. Don't worry. Don't worry. It is I, the hero.
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It isn't that I don't believe you. We've been through too. I should pick pocket him. Okay, we're going to go with the other guy. What was his name? Mr.
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[Music] Mr. Gez. Thank god there's not a quiz on this. No, I would not I would not pass the quiz. The Ciridel pop quiz. I would fail horrifically. Whoa, another quest. We are [Music] questing. The shark nato spell. Where's
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the shark? It's the smell. Really? Smoke and fire and something worse in the ruins.
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Hello, wreckmen. If we make it through this alive, I'll be amazed. He sounds exactly the way I pictured it.
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Like his voice matches his face so well. That's funny. Are you ready? I'm ready.
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I'm ready. I'm ready. Wait, we have to go back in there. Wait, no. I just came out of there. I don't want to go back in here. Okay.
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Yeah, he really hit me with imagine the smell. Can you believe it? I just saved the world partially and he goes, "Wow, can you imagine how it smells?" Forbatch.
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Okay. But I can't judge him cuz that's what I would do. Die K. Hella dumbass.
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You're not a champ. You'll never take me. Why did I hold backwards? That was really not what I was hoping.
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[Music] No, it's cuz I missed. I shot and then I missed. Then I missed again. I missed.
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We wiped the bastards out. It's safe to pull those people out of the chapel.
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Let's get in there and make sure they're all right. Come on. This is only the beginning of the battle for Kabach. We can discuss the next phase once the civilians are safe.
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It is the battle of Kavach. So, when did Oblivion come out and how old were you when it came out?
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[Music] 2006. Report, soldier. Sir, we're all that's left. Barric Indian, myself, and these civilians. At least one year before the best movie of all time. There's no one else. There were others, sir. But they refused to stay put. We tried to
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convince them it was dangerous, but they left anyway. I guess they didn't make it. Very well. The area outside the chap has been cleared, and these people need to be taken to safety. Escort them to the camp south of here at once. You're
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25 in 2006. I want to help fight. Damn. You will, soldier. Once they're secure, get back here immediately. We'll need every available blade, and there'll be plenty of fighting to go around. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Civilians, it's time to
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move out. Let's go. Let's go. You're not a civilian. He's royalty, but he just won't accept the fate. He won't accept his fate that he's royalty. Mr.
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Mr. What's your name? Matthew. Matus, help me. He won't We've done it. Thank you. I can't believe it. I didn't really think this would work. Maybe we do have a fighting chance. Of course. Oh, yes. We're not done. Not even close. This was only the
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first alive to your voice. This town is to be ours again. We'll need to get inside the castle. You've come this far with us. Will you go further? If we're truly going to succeed, we are trying.
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I'll need much more of your help. I warn you though, what we've seen so far is nothing compared to the battle. Likely awaits us. Take a few moments to catch your breath and think it over. When you're ready, let me know and I have any
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time to breathe, man. I'm getting I'm getting domed by Drammora's here and I'm getting domed by whatever that was over there.
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Are you ready to go? as I'll ever be. I knew you'd be up to it. Our goal is the castle. Splats your face. We should be able to use this door to get out to the plaza in front of the castle.
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You know the drill. Stick close and keep your eyes open. Let's move out. You're like 5 in from his face and he just he just yells at you, screams at the batch is finished. There's nothing left. You missed the meeting, dude. We
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just talked about how we have a chance. Come on. You don't have to be so sad.
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Don't be so sad, Rich. Good day. Good day. Bye. Bye. Wait the timing. Kvet really has a chance. Haha.
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Katch is doomed. This is the end. Die. Man, this game must have been so much fun to to to to voice. That would have been so much fun. 8,000 lines of dialogue. That was whatever that was. It was great. Damn it. This is no good. The
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gates are locked and the only way to open them is from within the gate house.
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Well, I guess we better go in there. We can't open that gate from out here.
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The only mechanism for raising it is inside the gate house. Mhm. And the only way to get into the gate house now would be through the passage at the north guard house, but that's always kept locked. Sounds like you need.
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You should be back in the chapel and should still have the key to the guard house. Once you've got it, get to the guard house. Open that gate. Then we can get inside the castle and secure it.
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I didn't listen to that. Well, yeah, I did. All I heard was lockpicking and then everything. I just heard you must lockpick and then Wait, we know where he is. We just talked to him. It's the doomer guy.
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We saw the smoke from the gold road while out on patrol. How can we help?
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Imperial scum. We'll be right behind you. I just I'm just waiting for Captain Mattius to give the order. Give me your key. Yes, I have it. Why? Give it to me.
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Whoops. You do the guard one little favor and suddenly you think you're Mattius's best friend. You probably couldn't find it on your own. I'm coming with you. If we make it, I'll open the door for you. I've still got some fight
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left in me. I should have pickpocketed him. He's going to cause problems, isn't he? Where did he go? Well, okay. Oo, a crystal ball. Well, I don't have like any inventory space.
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Russell belt outfit. Wing. You'll never bong. I just feel like I'm the supervisor. I'm just supervising these guys as they run through the wherever we are, you know? I'm not going to leave them behind. No, I learned my lesson
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with the other guy that I got killed. Whoops. Uh, whoops. Whoops. Whoops. Whoops. Not supposed to be impressive.
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I'm going into their back lines. I'm flanking. [Applause] Nice. Not bad. Imperials. Wait. Head count. One, two, three. Um. Oh, I thought he died. The big flank. The flank tank.
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They never expected. They They never see They never You You don't expect the big the big guy to do the old flank.
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Now what? This is it. The entrance to the passage is right here. I'll unlock it for you.
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Best of luck. Wait. Huh? Can you guys stop crowding it? Come here. Oh this.
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Oh, it's like, what does he What? I have a torch. Don't worry, I've got a torch. I need to follow it to the gate house. Okay.
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Watch the step. It's a fiery [Music] one. Far a fat. How dare you? It's It's P H A T. Fat tail.
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[Music] Do you [Music] shower? Do I give off the vibe that I don't bathe [Music] regularly? Assuming you've never seen my other streams before. You've never heard me speak before. You haven't heard the countless times I've talked about
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bathing in snows. Okay. Okay. Wait, wait. Assuming you know nothing else about me, do I give off the vibe of somebody who showers and bathes regularly? Please tell me. Yes, obviously. Obviously, Wait, stop. They Somebody in the chat
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countered me. They They toppled me. I can't think straight at the thought that somebody might think that I don't bathe.
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Wait, hold on. Wait. Okay, now we go in. There's a lot of guys here. Yes, of course. I would hope so. They have no assumptions about anybody's bathing habits until they say something about it. Well, well, that's a good thing.
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For the empire. For the empire. for the Nord die on [Music] [Music] no I got to fix my hammer.
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[Music] that the best you can do. I'm not doing any stop. Yeah. Am I supposed to be Get him. Get him. Let me Let me Let me Let me Let me Let me fix my resist frost. Interesting.
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Is it way What What is it under? You told me and now I can't remember.
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Miscellaneous. I think I have one. Wait, I have none. I have none. Press. I thought I had one.
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Are you all that's left? Oh, wait. I'm going to take his stuff. Let's take his curious, his grief, his helmet, his gauntlet his boots. Wait, I maybe should not have dropped that.
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Did I just mess that up? Helmet. Yes. Yes. The greaves. The Legion Greavves. Oh, wait. What did I just drop? Oh, no. Ah.
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Yes. Who said I look like Jojo Seiwa? Which one of you? Which I can't scroll back and look, but which one of you?
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Guards, bring him to the front. Bring him to the front of the line. We must speak with him immediately. Guards, get him.
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Mods. Nobody answers. Mods, take him away. sits. But this way, my gritty. This way.
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Won't you die? I hope he doesn't. The other guy here die. So, what do you guys think these guys?
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These guys look like the big Wait, these guys look like and bleed to death. Shut up.
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These guys look like the the monster from the Scooby-Doo live action movie number one with Scary Island. Is that what it was called? Scamp skin. Don't they look like the monsters? I think they look like the monsters. Here's my quest
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marker. Wait, what? Wait, how? Wait, what? Spooky island. Wait a minute. Did I go the wrong [Music] way? I've raised the gates. I must now help Savian and his men defeat the monsters all over. Wait.
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How do I zoom in further? Oh, I see. Wait, no, I don't. Yes. Wait.
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Okay. Talk to him. Lead the way. I'm right behind you. Oh, Darvis. Enhance. [Music] Enhance. Let me go see where the marker is, though. I want to just see and then we'll we'll run back. If this is where
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we're meant to Oh, never mind. Charge the courtyard. Leave none of them standing. Sorry, buddy. Charge the courtyard.
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Okay. Is this the courtyard? Wait, what? Uh, Jarvis, I'll take the nav. Charge the court.
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Update map quest. Charge the co charge the This quest is bugged. You got to go through the building to find the body. Okie dokie. Thank you. We will go through.
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He's bugged. He's That's fine. That's okay. Oh, well, I guess we can uh we can loot. Speaking of loot, I hope to own a loot someday. They sound so nice. I was playing on the ukulele the other day cuz I haven't played in such a
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long time. You're pathetic. Oh, they left me with the archer. It's such a nice instrument. I am so rusty, but it's it's fine. It's nice. It's therapeutic.
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What's the matter? Getting tired. What's the matter? Turning in for a potion for the emperor.
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[Music] Was that the Peppa Pig thing? Dark outed herself as a Peppa Pig [Music] watcher. Chest.
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Weird. Chest of drawers. You played the game. That's true. I did play the game. I completely forgot that I played the game, but I did. Does books makes you [Music] smarters.
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Um no. [Applause] useless. A paintbrush. Yum, yum, yum, yum. A chest full of nothing. Money.
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Ooh, a coin. Ooh, a coin. Ah, him. Ooh, money. Okay, we've looted the body. Ooh, a piece of candy.
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Another piece of candy. Money. Look at ring. Don't worry. I'm going to sell it on the market.
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Uh, wait. Now, wait. Now what? I found the body. I should deliver. Okay, now we go back.
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catch girl with golden coins. Um, actually, I think you'd have better luck trapping me with Cadbury mini eggs. If you put a trail of If you put a trail of Cadbury mini eggs out, then I will um fall for
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it. Yeah. Or worms. I don't eat worms, but I find them fascinating. I really like worms.
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Earthworms. Really fat earthworms. Where is the count? Why is he not with you? He did.
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Um, let's deliver that news not so we were too late. If only we'd gotten here sooner. This is indeed a dark day.
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Turned him into a pin cushion. M. I thank you for risking your own life to help us. Did you find the count's ring by any chance?
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Mhm. Wait, should I lie? Could I lie to this man and keep his ring for myself? 200 coin for me to use my my my ring.
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At least this is safe. Thank you. I shall make sure it is protected. Also, no real worms. When a new count is crowned here, take this. I have no use for it. I pray. Tired of fighting? It may serve you well in days
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to come. Oh, well, that thing I already had. Thanks, M. You gave me your used clothing. He should be around the camp somewhere. He was with the survivors we rescued from the chapel of Akatosh.
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Be seen. Speak. Ew. He gave me his livedin clothing and traded for a ring that probably could have gotten me like 200 smackers. Gee, thanks. Maddius.
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Wow, thanks. You over enumbered [Music] me. Oh, it's worth way more. Okay. All right. Now, we got to go get the the heir to the throne. It's magic enchanted. It is.
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Yes. Okay. We return to Kabach. His magic. His armor is magic. It makes you strong and tough. You have my ear.
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The Imperial Legion is at your disposal, citizen. What seems to be the problem? Wow, your eyes are so blue. Anvil is all in an uproar. Move along. Don't tell me what to do. You have no power here. Do they?
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They might. Perhaps I'm misguided by anger. Um, pretty eyes like mine. My blue eyes. Just pretend. Just pretend. Just just just uh Oh. Oh.
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Okay. I don't like this place. It's so It's so dark. What if you close your whale?
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[Music] Oo. And then we find a bed. And then we level up. And then I get to use more strength. I get more I level up my ugabooga. It'll be beautiful.
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The Gold Coast. The Gold Coast is on fire. Try to carefully warrior. Oh, the music. Oh, the music. Oh, the music.
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[Music] Wow. She bangs. She bangs. and she moved. I'm just tired. I can't face it. Can't face it. I'm tired, too, ladies.
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Hello. Seeing you. Get this guy out of here. I wondered if you'd come back. I'm back. Admit I've had my doubts about your story.
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You destroyed the Oblivion gate. They say you gave them hope. I did. You helped them drive the Dra back. The voices. Yes, they did. I'll come with you to Wayne and Priaryy and hear what Joffrey has to say. Lead
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on to the notice anymore. I guess you can get Come with me. Come with me. Yes.
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Yes. Come with me. Can we fast travel with him? He's going to be quite the quite the cargo. I just can't sleep.
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[Music] Yummy, yummy, yummy, yummy, yum. Oh my god, that's so far away. [Music] Why is there boss music playing?
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Oh good. Help. You must help. They're killing everyone at Wayneon Priary. game. I don't know. I think they're right behind me. Prior Mabarel is dead.
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Nobody tell him. I was in the sheepfold when they attacked. I heard the prior talking to someone. Looked around the corner to see who it was. They looked like travelers, ordinary. Suddenly, weapons appeared in their hands and they cut the prior down
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before he could move. They saw me watching and I ran I don't know in the chapel praying.
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I think you must help us. But by the be glad you will not live to see. Oh, he just one shot.
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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my Oh my god. Oh my god. But you died.
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Shh. Terrible. Terrible. So sad. So terrible. Ooh, red. Let's go. Put this [Music] away. Wait, what? Pick up the katana. Is this one right? Yes. No. Wait. Over encumbered.
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Going to get rid of the club. I will also eat the food that I got. Wait, I'll get rid of these. I will I will get rid of this. We don't need that. I [Music] will. I will. I'm no thief. How dare you
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call me a thief? How dare you? I am not a I am I [Music] am. Where are you supposed to go?
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[Music] The curious can help you hold more. Or you're stealing stuff from the dead.
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No, I'm not. Your timing is excellent. I'll take the one on the right. The time of cleansing is almost here. You are weak. There's too many chefs in this kitchen. Someone's going to get hurt.
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Who are they? Stand ready. You are weak. Okay. Well, I'll let you guys. You're back. Thank Talos. They attacked without warning. I was praying in the chapel when I heard Prior Mabel shout. I had just time to arm myself. They're all
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dead. The amulet of kings. I fear that was the target of this attack. I kept it in a secret room in Wayne house. He has it. We need to go see if it is safe.
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Okay, we'll go together, but I fear the worst. Typical. Typical. Leave it up to somebody else and they mess it up. Am I right? You can only trust yourself, [Music] guys. Never turn your back on yourself.
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For only yourself can be trusted by yourself. Trust nobody, not even yourself. This cadence is offputting. It kind of is. It's kind of untrustworthy.
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[Music] Um, hey, where'd he go? Oh, they've taken it. The amulet of kings is gone. The enemy has defeated us at every turn. Fool.
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So, it has not all gone against us. Thank Talos for that. We gained Uriel's heir and lost the Amulet of kings.
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Martin cannot stay here. We have driven them off, but they will be back once they learn of Martin's survival, which they will.
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Why do you have a katana? That's so strange. Nowhere is truly safe against the power array against us. But we must play for time at least. Cloud rule a temple, I think. The hidden fortress of the blades in the mountains near Bummer.
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A few men can hold it against an army. We should leave at once. [Music] He's a farming. He's going to get so many ladies with that katana right there. He's going to tell you about the folding of the blades and whatnot. He's
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gonna He's just going to wow. He's really going to wow them. Um, with the amulet taken by the enemy, we must get Martin to safety at Cloud Ruler Temple. You may as well take Prime Mabel's horse from the stable. He won't
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have use for it any longer cuz he's dead. Sorry. Let's see. That's I mean it is what it is, is it not? Babush, one of the youngest blades ever to serve in the emperor's personal guard. I am glad to
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hear that he survived, but I fear he will take the emperor's death particularly hard. A free or Cloud Ruler Temple was it is high in the We should get moving. I won't rest easy until Martin is safe at Cloud Ruler
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Temple. Okay. Bossing me around after the one job he had he failed. Sure. Okay, buddy. Okay, let's continue on to Cloud Ruler Temple.
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I haven't had a good night's sleep since Kavach was attacked. His voice is very nice.
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The sooner we reach Cloud Ruler Temple, the better. Lead on. Can you imagine me born with a voice like that, man?
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Golden voice. Golden radio voices. Mr. Bean. Do they call him Sir Bean? Sir Bozo. Bozo Bean.
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If we get on this horse, does he get his own horse or will he join me? He gets his own horse. The beanster. They call him brother bean. Oh, I have to sleep also. Oh, we're all going. Oh my god. Fail
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trip. I got to level up. He's voiced by Boromir. One does not simply broom. We going to Broom. Bumma. Broomma.
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Broomma. Going on a road trip with the Bean Brothers. Okay, quickly pass the wolves. I don't want to waste time on the wolves. Wait a sec. Can we cut through? No, I kind of want to I kind of
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want to just go in a straight line. Wait, are they following me? two followers. Let me see how far it is cuz maybe [Music] um I don't think it's too far. What do you guys think?
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It is [Music] far. Kind of want to listen to the music. As long as they don't die.
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There, traveler. They're blue. Oh, I almost stole his horse. That would have been bad. You're not worth talking to. You're a pain in my butt.
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Let's see. Slain for being blue. No blue people allowed. The Imperials will have you killed on the spot. Truly a shame. Lee being blue. A blue woman. Is that a blue woman? Quick save. All right. Well, let's just ride then. It's
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not that far. Oh my gosh. It's only a thousand footsteps [Music] away. You like blue women? I do, too. I like the color blue in general. It's my favorite. It didn't used to be my favorite. Yellow used to be my favorite
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color, but I I became very fond of blue. Something about it, you know. Do you think the color blue exists in the world the most because of the ocean? So, blue technically is the most powerful color because it is it is the
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it is the one color to to u them all. The number one, the biggest Where did the path go? The sky. Is the sky blue?
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Technically, I'm going to kill this thing. [Music] Technically, the sky is not blue, but well, the ocean isn't blue either, then I guess.
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Correct. Technically, the ocean is clear. Is it the depth that makes it look blue?
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What makes the ocean blue? The ocean reflects the sky. So, it's a cycle. It's a circle.
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It's a perfect infinite loop of the sky reflecting into the ocean, reflecting into the sky, turning blue. You guys are so smart. I didn't know that. Wait, I'm not following the path anymore. Wait, where is the path? That's not how it works. What do
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you mean? That is how it works. The Gerald Mountains. We will make it fast travel. I don't want to. Well, maybe I will. Let me get to the top of this kid of that mountain first and pray that the boys make it.
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Come on. Ride horse. Ride. Go horse. Is it that mountain? If you get to the top of that mountain, then you can see the throat of the world. Or maybe it's there. That weird castle. Have you guys been watching
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Severance? I kind of stopped watching it. I have a lot of episodes to catch up on. I was watching it and then I stopped watching it.
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Well, well, look who we got here. You finished it. Don't spoil it. No, I was spoiling my sword.
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Dead. Pretty good though. I like the aesthetic. I like the aesthetic of it all. It's very nice. This way. Is it through these? Is it through here?
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Well, what is this? Realel. Realel recognizes real. Thought that was a bow. Free food.
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Oh, it was here. Wait, no, you're here. Let's continue on to Cloud Ruler Temp.
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Okay. This way. You know what? Close enough. Wait, no, it's here. It's just around. just around the uh the road here. I watched any movies recently. Nothing I can think of.
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No. No. No. I've been too busy. Been so busy. It's been It has been pure chaos for me lately. Um, but it is what it is, right? It is what it is. Where is this freaking thing? The Amazing Circus. Isn't that
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that 3D show? I feel like I've definitely seen clips of the Amazing Circus, but Huzzah! We've made it. When when when you run to the house and you have to wait for your parents to come unlock the door
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still a Where are they? Where are they? Boys, please gather at the Cloud Temple.
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I really need your key. Yum. Should we rest? Let's try and rest for a little while and see if they make it. Mom and dad are not making it back.
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How do you rest again? Wait, wait, wait, wait. How do you rest on controller? Thank you. Oh my god, they're dead.
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Oh boy. Well, time to go see where they are, where they got stuck. They can't be dead. There's been no enemies. Unless they fell off a cliff or something. Wait, there is that. Do you think they got killed by
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guards? They wouldn't die. They There's no way. Oh, there they are. Hello, slowpol. What the heck? Oh, yes. We were everywhere. We were right behind you the whole time.
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Yes. Yes, Grug. How could we? Yes. Is it possible for them to die or will they just always be stuck with us?
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Stuck with us forever. A pretty. Have you guys ever seen the Aurora Borealis? I want to see it so bad someday. Oh my god, it even shimmers. Someday we'll all see it.
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It's above your house. You're so lucky. That is so pretty. Someday. I also want to see Shooting Stars. I haven't seen Shooting Stars.
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Myself in your hands. What's up, Grandmaster? Is this Yes, Cyrus. This is the Emperor's son, Martin Septim.
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It's a boy. Welcome to Cloud Ruler Temple. We have not had the honor of an emperor's visit in many years. Ah, well, thank you. The honor is mine. Come, your blades are waiting to greet you.
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Oh, boy. I hope they laid out a feast. Ah, the Emperor's son. We've laid out a great feast for you and you and your companions who have worked so hard to deliver you safely to us. Yes.
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We should probably close the door. Oh, they went away. Blades. Dark times are upon us. The emperor and his sons were slain on our watch. The empire is in chaos, but there is yet hope. Here is Martin Septim, true son of Uriel Septim.
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Septim, Dragonbar, your highness, the blades are at your command. You will be safe here until you can take up your throne.
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Joffrey, all of you, I know you all expect me to be emperor. I'll do my best, but this is all new to me.
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I'm not used to giving speeches, but I I wanted you to know that I appreciate your welcome here.
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I hope I prove myself worthy of your loyalty in the coming days. Oops. That's it. Frozen. Thank you. Well, then it's my final journey. We'd all best get back to our duties. Eh, Captain, we will support you greatly. Not much of a
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speech, was it? Didn't seem to bother. a blade saluting me and hailing me as Martin Septim. I don't mean to sound ungrateful.
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I know I would be dead by now if it weren't for you. Thanks. Thank you. What a nice Everyone expects me to suddenly know what to do, how to behave. They want an emperor to tell them what to do,
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and I haven't the faintest idea. You could figure it out. Trial by fire, baby. You got this. Of course. The amulet of kings. So we I can take it to the temple of the one and light the dragon fires and stop the oblivion
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invasion. Mhm. And be the emperor. The emperor. That's an idea that will take some getting used to. In any case, we need the amulet first. Maybe Joffrey will know where to start. We like him.
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He's nice. Um, all practitioners of DRI magic are familiar with the almost impenetrable barrier between our world and oblivion.
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What the emperor told you implies that the amulet is the key to the preservation of that barrier. What I saw at Kavach. Everything I know about DRI magic says that such stable portals are impossible. Yet those gates to oblivion
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existed. The old rules no longer apply. Kavach is only the beginning of what Meun's Deeon will do. If the amulet is truly the key to restoring the barriers between our world and Oblivion, you must waste no time in recovering it.
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Okay, I'll be your little delivery man. It's fine. I'll be the Aaron boy again.
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I guess it's fine. Don't worry about me, my friends. I know I'm in good hands here.
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Bor. Hey, can I sleep here? Would be nice to level up. Good evening, sir. Good evening.
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Good evening. Good evening. Yes, it is, isn't it? Yes. Good evening. Bed. Good evening, sir. Good evening. Yes.
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Good evening. Uh, is that can I have Play music. Come on. Oh. Oh. Oh, I can't. Just a little nap. They won't Oh, I yearn for the pillow.
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Hail. Is that a sliding door? Hail. Please, I must rest. Please, please. We go back to town.
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Yeah. Yeah. Meow. Meow. Meow. We'll talk to Joff Jaffrey. Joffrey. Joffrey. Joffrey. Where is he? Here he is.
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You have proven yourself a loyal as the Grandmaster of the Blades. Watch. It is my honor to welcome you into our ranks as a knight brother of the blades. I am a night brother of the blades. Where can I have a nap?
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Keep your heart true and your eyes open. Here. It is good to You're right. We You should go back to the Imperial City. Ah, okay. Boris may have learned something.
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You'll fight. Give my warm regards to Boris. Tell him he should not blame himself for the emperor's death.
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What? I He did well to save you. Isn't that all the cheese? I don't have any cheese. I literally have none. I literally don't have any. All of I need all of this. This is required for my happiness. I still have
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the stone from the Oh, I don't need that or that. Wait, I can sleep in the beds now.
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Wait, I need to I need to I need to love that time. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm surprised to see you here. Have you been to talk to Boris in the in I just I Give me a sec. I need to
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take a nap. Um beam beam bomb beam 11 12 one two one two three four five six seven 8 hours I don't even get that much in real life you have ascended to level Three. These three again. Oh my god.
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Just sure. Good evening. Good evening. Good evening. I want to pick more locks. Gugg Grug. The true Nord of Siridil.
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Gugg. Gog. The true lord. The Did I say lord? The true nord. Or lord. He will soon be a lord. Okay. How far to the Imperial city? Not that bad.
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Not that bad. The Lord Nord. Lord of the Nords. The Lord of the True Nords. That chord progression right there sounds like Balders's Gate.
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It's just missing theum. You know, it's just that one. me. Oh, nice. Braum horse.
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Why did they put the butthole on the horse? Anat anatomically correct horse. Good to know. Thanks, horse. Thank you, horse. Just a dog. It's just a dog wasting my time.
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Wait, that isn't the jail. That's the whole city. I don't know why I thought when we first started playing, I thought that the whole thing was the jail. But then it I started thinking about what I said, realizing it that doesn't make any
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sense. Why would that be Why would that be just a jail? That's obviously the entire city.
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Stupid. Stupid. Is there fall damage for your horse in this game? I want to make it inside the walls. I'm going to infiltrate the walls. The great walls of the Imperial City.
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That really does look like a Nether portal. Quick, everyone into the Nether portal. H is Why is it thundering? Oh, hey. What happened? What happened? Why is it Hey, why is it so red? Also, where's the bridge? A
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bridge. Haha. Oh my god, that sound. Oh my god, that's so like what would you say? There's no low end. Oh, that's so tasty. Bridge review. That one too short. Good sound. This one might be a 10 out of 10 right
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here. Yes. 10 out of 10 is I like. What about this one? Let's see. Let's see.
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Okay. So good. It's so good. I'm Wait, can you guys check what time? Um, the Mume Mum stream is I can check too. It's in 30 minutes.
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You guys are awesome. You guys are the best. Thank you. Thank you so much. What's up, Shady Man?
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Look like you need a butt whooping. Hey, you. He said, "Yeah, you come here.
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You need something special? Check out my wares." Oh my god. You won't find this stuff at your local general store.
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That's for damn No one wants to live in the Gerald Mountains. He looks like the guy. Well, maybe in Bummer. They're like Nords.
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They don't feel the cold guy. Sorry, I talked right over that. Come see me anytime, friend. I'm here day or night.
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guy. You need something? Have a look at my wares. I'm sure there's something to suit you.
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Poison. Poison. Poison. Skuma. He does have schuma. Come see me anytime, friend. I'm here day or night.
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Well, it was meant to be. We found the schuma guy. The schuma guy. Does it like if you drink it, does it give you funny effects?
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into the Imperial City. Speak. Can I help you? No. What are you looking for? Oops. Sorry. I don't know what I hit. What did I say? What did I say?
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Nothing. Oh, shoot. Merchants in in the market. King and Queen in Elven. What are you looking for? Shoot. I did it again. The Stop the Move along. Where can I sell stuff, please?
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Um the market. Oh, I fast traveled. Okay. Move along. Move along before you cause problems.
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Who will help an old beggar? Wait, that's fun. Wanted for theft, embezzlement forgery pickpocketing counterfeit, burglary, conspiracy to commit theft, grand lararseny, tax evasion slander fraud perity and imperence. I don't know, man. That's that's that is a lot to accuse somebody
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of. A coin for an old beggar. Do you have eyelids? You're kind of scary.
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Scary lady. The feed bag isn't fancy, but it fills you up. Be seeing you. They sure do sell food. Yep. You can buy food there. So, I've heard. Take care. Hello there. Be seeing you. It's you. Hi. Hi. Good to
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see you. I'm Galileis Axius, Earl Jackman's man, sir. Galile. He did not inform me of your visit.
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Good day. What's going on with you? I understand danger worship has become increasingly incredibly It seems Somerset is becom staff Edgar's discount spells the arena.
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I don't I don't know where I'm going. Just picking a direction. I hear he's good with locks. I'm good with a lock. There's something strange about Ide. I heard she was climbing up the chapel just so Caster Cintav Uncle Enal
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got us good jobs gardening. We're very grateful. Blink if you need help. She likes off things because she's an idiot. I'm Vontton Cintav Cast Baron and me. So long. Goodbye.
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Can I sell stuff here? He's telling me his whole life story. Exactly. I mean, I'm willing to listen sometimes. Luther Broad's boarding house. I'm Luther. No way. You want beds or food? See me. Wait, I was in the market. This is
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the market thing. Yes. Only quality goods for sale here. What can I interest you in? What can I interest you in? Would you Oh, never mind. You don't want to buy anything.
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That's fine. That's fine. You, too. He only buys food. I know. I like how everybody opens up with hi Garura the shark that worked at the holy and today I'm going to tell you all over the place I heard
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you so she could jump you have my ear how are you supposed to get around this good Afternoon.
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Can I help you? Um, rumors persuading. You must admire both joke and coers. Oh jeez. Oh jeez. Go ahead.
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Um. Oh, that's great. That's really too much. I doubt it. I like you, too.
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I don't know what I'm doing. Blow away, windbag. Oh. Um, farewell. I got away with words. I was so good at these. I feel like I remember I remember watching her do that.
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I remember stonewall shields. Will you buy my stuff or you'll fix my stuff? Let's see what we've got here.
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Okay. And now will you buy all of my stuff? What could I interest you in?
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Yay. All of my stuff. My turn. It's a scam. Oh, well, I fell for it. I fell for all of it.
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Um, what do you mean, haggle? How do you do that? Let's do business. Oh haggle.
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Um, you don't have any personality. Um, what is the point? We want to I don't understand. Higher is more money.
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Hey I I Wait, why do I set it to the I don't I don't have a look around.
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Um, you won't find better prices in all Tamriel. How about that? Is it um now um I try and sell this and then we see you need to make a better offer. Oh, he's Oh, I see. I see. I see.
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Thank you for your patronage. I didn't give you anything. Calm down. May I interest you in some of my fine wares?
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You need to make a better offer. Listen. Listen, buddy. That's a good deal. Is it? Is it a good deal?
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Thank you for your pat. We'll see. Get ready. That's really funny. I know. How nice. Talk tough to me. I love tough guys. Did he like that? I can't tell.
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What What was his meaning behind his words? He doesn't like me. Um, I doubt it.
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I thought he liked me. I thought he really liked me. Did he not really like me? Oh, I like that. I How nice.
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I doubt it. That's cute. You think I'm afraid of you? I thought you liked me. I don't think I don't understand how to do that.
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I got to like watch a tutorial or something. Pay attention to his facial expressions. Okay, let me try one more time. Now, he really hates me. Let it be good. He really hates me now.
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Um, yes. So, he only likes these. I like you, too. Where'd you get that? That's good.
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He only likes. I doubt it. He's going to kill me. He doesn't like me. How do I get out of this? No, I can't do this. He won't let me do it. I only have enough for Oh god, this is so
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This is tragic. What a fool you are. Please don't hurt me. Sorry. Just go away.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I love you. Look, the bad ones when they're low and the good ones when they're high.
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Okay. Wait. Do you think I could try again? No. I should let him cool down.
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Let's go somewhere else. Go practice my social skills somewhere else. Yes, Edgar Vatrine. Okay. What did you say? All right.
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Doesn't like to be admired. I doubt it. Don't talk such a rot. Yes. Yes. Whatever you say.
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The bad ones when they're low and the good ones when they're high. Um, a good one. Okay, I understand. I Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. You're good.
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Thank you. I think I understand. Farewell. I'm stressed out. I'm stressed out. I got to save.
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Man, this social interaction thing, that's pretty That's pretty I don't um I'm going to try one more time. Wait, one more time. What? What? One more time. I'm listening.
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I doubt it. Will this one always be high? Admire. Admire is really low. This one's really a lot.
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I accept. I have no choice. Unfortunate. Oh no. Not bad. Not bad at all. Don't waste your Are you serious?
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Sorry. Stop talking. Enough. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm going to end the stream now.
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Okay. Okay. Um I'm going to I'm going to um I'm going to send you over to M.
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Hello. Is there a better book seller in the city than Fintius? It's the only place.
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Greetings to you. Okay guys, I'm going to I'm going to send you over to uh Mume send lots of love as we all are doing. Uh yes, thank you for hanging out. Thank you for watching me play a
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little bit of Oblivion. I have a lot of fun. I like this game a lot. Oblivion.
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Oblivion. Thank you guys. Uh I will see you I will see you soon. I'm I'm sure there's something I'm doing. I just I just my brain is like a roller coaster right now. Yeah. I'm going to send you to
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Mume. Thank you guys. I'll see you soon. Thank you always for your support and all of your fan arts that you've been drawing and your sweet messages. Thank you so much. I really appreciate it. I hope you're doing
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good through this uh stressful time. I hope you're taking care of yourselves, enjoying spring and soon summer and all of the all of the stuff that life is throwing at you as well.
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Um, okay though. I will see you. See you. See you. See you. Goodbye. Goodbye.
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Goodbye. Goodbye. Wait. How do I Goodbye. Goodbye. It let me out of here before this works. Okay.
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Goodbye. Goodbye. Hi. Wait, how do I do this? Hold on. Hold on. Okay. Okay. I will see you. I will see you. I will see you. Goodbye everybody.
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Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Bye.
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