Speaker A
Stop being anal. It's just a party, please.
Scenes from 'Crashing' featuring Sam and Fred navigating friendship, grief, and a quirky treasure hunt in a disused hospital.
Key Takeaways
- The characters struggle with balancing personal grief and social life.
- Living in unconventional housing creates unique challenges and opportunities.
- Friendship and humor serve as coping mechanisms for difficult circumstances.
- The treasure hunt symbolizes teamwork and community within the group.
- Emotional honesty is central to the characters' interactions.
What the video covers
- Sam and Fred debate hosting a party despite housing restrictions and the risk of eviction.
- Sam reveals it is his first birthday since his father's death, adding emotional depth to the episode.
- The group lives in a disused hospital, balancing saving money with social interactions.
- A treasure hunt is organized involving hidden clues in x-rays, adding a playful element.
- Characters show complex relationships, including humor, grief, and romantic tensions.
- The dialogue includes candid and sometimes crude humor reflecting the characters' personalities.
- New characters are introduced, expanding the social dynamic within the group.
- The episode mixes lighthearted moments with serious themes like homelessness and loss.
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Speaker A
No.
Speaker A
Yes.
Speaker A
No.
Speaker A
Yes.
Speaker A
No.
Speaker A
It's my birthday.
Speaker A
We are not allowed parties. We will get kicked out.
Speaker A
All right. How is not wanting to be homeless anal? Just a small little gathering. You can invite Jessica for my sex.
Speaker A
I don't want work people seeing where I live. Thanks.
Speaker A
I think I'm a squatter. Look, the whole point of living in a disused hospital is to get girls on a slab.
Speaker A
No, Sam, it's to save money for a deposit on an actual house.
Speaker A
Oh yes, if that's what we're all doing here.
Speaker A
Come on, Kate. Don't go down on you.
Speaker A
Don't go down on my fiancée, baby.
Speaker A
The pigeons in the stair again.
Speaker A
Oh, it's nice to know he's looking after himself.
Speaker A
Just throw it over him.
Speaker A
It's not moving, and it's looking right after.
Speaker A
I'll go.
Speaker A
Oh my God, I'm going to have to say it.
Speaker A
He's going to say something terrible.
Speaker A
It's my first birthday since my dad died.
Speaker A
There, set it.
Speaker A
What's this?
Speaker A
He wants a party?
Speaker A
No one should have to go around carrying this much grief and this much semen.
Speaker A
Something bad is bound to happen.
Speaker A
You're unbelievable.
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I'm an orphan.
Speaker A
You have a mom. She lives south of the river.
Speaker A
Compliment her again and she'll do it.
Speaker A
You've got really fit hair.
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I'm going to be late.
Speaker A
We're organizing a massive treasure hunt today for a shoe shop.
Speaker A
Maybe we could do some at Lether.
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You're an angel.
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The pit and pulse up is angry.
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I know, baby. You are my hero.
Speaker A
Uh, Melody, when you want me, I am all yours.
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Come on, one poke, Melody.
Speaker A
What have we got to do, really?
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Yeah, drag me.
Speaker A
Wow.
Speaker A
And then never tell me.
Speaker A
Wow, really?
Speaker A
Yeah.
Speaker A
Happy birthday, dude.
Speaker A
Stop, stop it.
Speaker A
Stop it.
Speaker A
Hey, sugar.
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TS, okay.
Speaker A
No, don't speak to him.
Speaker A
I grew up with her. She is Red Zone. She's basically my sister.
Speaker A
You guys look really similar.
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Yeah, I guess.
Speaker A
I don't think so.
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So, I'm Sam, and I am amazing.
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He's a BT.
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This is Melody. She's a hot frog.
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She's a teacher.
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I'm an artist.
Speaker A
And you've met Kate. She's really a...
Speaker A
I am not.
Speaker A
Am you all live here?
Speaker A
We're not friends with Just sh Flor.
Speaker A
What are you doing here?
Speaker A
Oh no, I'm just got to find somewhere to live, and then I'm just going to be completely on top of this one.
Speaker A
Can I dump my stuff?
Speaker A
Sure.
Speaker A
Yeah, I'll show you around the wards.
Speaker A
I'm just about to start the treasure hunt.
Speaker A
We'll just be a couple of...
Speaker A
[Music]
Speaker A
Sex.
Speaker A
Okay, okay.
Speaker A
Uh, Sam and Fred.
Speaker A
Fred, who's she?
Speaker A
He lives with us.
Speaker A
You [ __ ] hi.
Speaker A
Oh Jesus, Josh and Mi.
Speaker A
Okay, baby.
Speaker A
Gat, your penis is a bit of a problem for me, so we're just going to have to forget about sex while we do this.
Speaker A
Kich kich, that's my girl.
Speaker A
Okay, everybody, let the treasure... let the treasure come.
Speaker A
She really went for it.
Speaker A
Wow, boom, big one.
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LIF me, Princess.
Speaker A
Okay, brilliant.
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This is so much fun.
Speaker A
Hey, we have actually met before in the laundry room when you were, um, a stealing that goes [ __ ].
Speaker A
Fit.
Speaker A
The envelopes on the ceiling all contain x-rays with the letters of the alphabet hidden in them.
Speaker A
Find all the letters, and they will make up the name of the room.
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The prize is in...
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She is so [ __ ] anal.
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I love her.
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Let's go.
Speaker A
Vote me.
Speaker A
Vote me.
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Yes.
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I will.
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W me again.
Speaker A
V me again, mate.
Speaker A
You SM of Li cheese.
Speaker A
Do you eat a lot of Li cheese?
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Stop making me laugh.
Speaker A
What the [ __ ]?
Speaker A
Hey.
Speaker A
Wow, you too.
Speaker A
Look cozy.
Speaker A
I was going to [ __ ] you.
Speaker A
Excuse me, I was going to [ __ ] you.
Speaker A
Oh [ __ ].
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Oh, oh, oh gosh.
Speaker A
I'm sorry.
Speaker A
I guess in that case I should probably, um...
Speaker A
You okay?
Speaker A
Stop trying to bum me.
Topics:CrashingSam and FredJonathan BaileyAmit Shahdisused hospitaltreasure huntfriendshipgriefpartyhomelessness
