Disneyland Conspiracy Investigation — Transcript

How I, that's at least, that's at least $8. That's $8. Let's see. Oh no, oh no, oh my God. Oh, that's crazy. That's really bad. Oh my God, that's the highest number I've ever seen. People can't drink that. The water is going to be worse or like the ride water. Okay, oh, wrong side, wrong side. We got, oh no, oh my God, it's going in her mouth. Oh my God, what the, don't sue me. [Applause] [Music] Disney, so excited. Are you as excited as I am for Disneyland? [Music] Ryy, how are you? Hey Spencer, up. I do not know where Shane is since I just got here, and he might be up in his room. So Remy told me he was ready. I don't know if I haven't seen him, so I guess I'll go check. I'll be [Music] back. Is this new? Yeah, is that crazy? Oh my God, this is so cute. You wait a minute. Oh, look at J in this panda and the Chipotle. It actually looks like everyone too. It's accurate. Shane, Shane, uh, Shane, is it okay if I come in? Uh, Shane, Shane, I'm so sorry. I thought you said you were ready. I'm sorry. We're still going to Disneyland, are Chrissy? Yeah, of course. I'm ready. Oh, because today we're going to Disneyland, baby. Wake up, what, Chris? Hi, good morning. Hello. What? Okay, the bit's over. I really fooled you guys, huh? You didn't even see your mask because it was all crinkled. What? It was placed perfectly. Are you kidding me? Trophy life. Oh, hey, well, I was snoring. I was fake snoring for you, but I am ready to go to Disneyland. Hey girls, it going. I love that you guys are just fully dressed in bed. That's how we always [Music] are. Um, yes, that's right, Chris. We're going to Disneyland. This is a huge day, not only for the Conspirac Squad but for me as a human because Disney is one of my biggest fears of all time. Not only because I'm afraid of crowds and a little bit of social anxiety, but because I fear that I might hate Disneyland. What, I used to be like this too, actually, before I started going. I was like, who wants to carve out a whole day, drive an hour and a half each way, and then you're like walking for the entire day? I used to think it was my biggest nightmare for a day off of work. Well, you really didn't sell it. No, until I started going, and it is the most magical place on Earth. There's great food, there's great people watching, great rides. Are you getting paid by that? No. Listen, I haven't been there in like 15 years. I don't know if things have changed. The last time I went there, I hated it. But I love Disney vloggers, and this has been a video I wanted to do for a long time because there are so many conspiracies about Disneyland. We've talked about a lot of them on the podcast. Only you can make Disneyland not fun. What are you talking about? Um, you're not allowed to die there. If you die on the property, they drag your body off. To clarify, you dead. It's haunted. There's underground tunnels everywhere. The smellitizers, don't get me started. I can smell it on Main Street already. I'm hoping this goes well because if you love this, then maybe he'll take us to Florida and we can go to Disney World. I haven't been there since I was in like 8th grade. I don't even remember it. I've never been. No, I have high hopes. I'm very excited. I'm very excited to see the happiest place on Earth and turn it into the creepiest, most disturbed, scariest place on Earth. Let's, let's go. Um, okay, so let me explain the plan. Spencer's downstairs. He has all this equipment ready to go because we're bringing equipment, baby. Also, I have mapped out this entire journey. I need shoes. Just ignore my dog blankets. Okay, don't look at that. Chris, are you excited for Disney? I'm so excited. I love Disneyland. I love theme parks. Doesn't Disney do like the gay day? They do, and I've never been. I've always wanted to go. What if it's today? I'd be so happy. I feel like it might be the unofficial game. [Laughter] Are we going to California Adventure or Disneyland proper? Well, I do. I'm not even the one that knows. I literally, I go to Disneyland and I know nothing about Disneyland, but I act like I own the place. And you know more about me because you watch everyone that goes to Disneyland. Yeah, I do, which is weird, right? Because I hate Disneyland, but I watch Disney vloggers, but I can't get enough of it. Maybe because I secretly love Disneyland. Maybe I'm like jealous of people who can go to Disneyland and have fun because I can't. I think you'll discover today you can. We'll see. Um, yes, I got park hopper tickets, which means we can pop parks, park to park. It's a lot of walking. That is a lot of walking, but we'll be fine. Okay, let's go downstairs. Oh, Chris, don't mind my AirWaan platform Uggs. What? AirWaan, the most expensive grocery store in America. Okay, this is a $19 strawberry from AirWaan. Wait, trophy wife. Okay. Oh, hey, SP. Okay, where do we start? Well, the fact that you're matching. We are literally matching so much. This is like, if it is gay day, we look like daddy and son gay day. We've declared it unofficial gay day. There is a gay day. There is? Okay, I'm okay with that. He's an ally. Okay, before we get to all the conspiracies, I got you guys a few presents. Well, because we're going to Disney, like, you know, we need to look like we are gay. Speaking of Chris, I got you some game. No way, really? That's annoying. I can't be with Disneyland in those. Come on, here, put here, here. I actually wanted to buy these. I was there. Oh, cute mouse. Could find the secret tunnels. Oh, you can find the secret tunnel to look gay rat. Okay, well, speaking of gay rats, well, not gay, I got this for Spencer cuz it just felt very Spencer CED. This, I've never seen this movie, but I feel like Jen, you've never seen Ratatouille. See what I mean? It's very Gen Z. They're like Ratatouille. It's really good. It's a good movie. Here's this awesome. Here's the best part. So it goes on his head, right? You think that's it? Oh no, no, no. You take some of his hair and then there's clips, so it looks like Ratou is mixing. That is gay. No, he's like mixing movie. That he cooks. He uses his hair to cook for. I thought they were [Music] handlebars. That's good. Well, now do you see why I think it's so cute? Look at him just enjoying his ride, and I can be like, uhoh, uhoh, what am I doing? Wow, why does that really work for you? That's incredible. Don't worry, Ryland. Oh, I don't want anything. I've done my hair this morning. I got you. Speaking of gay Mickey ears, speaking of the gayest thing possible, not only are these sparkly, but they love. Wow, look at you. You're going to get kicked out for being too gay. Not on gay day. Okay, do I have, oh, I have some too. Now mine are more just, you know, I'm a wizard, you know, making magic conspiracy, just like classic, classic. So supposedly it's going to rain today, which I was like, okay, let's just cancel the trip. I go on my Disney app, which is very [ __ ] confusing, but anyway, you should do a whole video on what they can do to you just for accepting the terms. I know. Did you know that somebody died at Disney and then they tried to sue, and Disney's like, well, but you signed up for Disney Plus and you clicked accept, which means inside the terms of service, if you die at Disney, you can't sue us. That's so insane. How's that possible? I mean, that's alleged, right? Or is that facts? I think it happened. That's true. Yeah, that was like a news story. I [Applause] can't really good. Um, okay, so what was I say? Oh, it's right. So I tried to change the tickets, but on the app it was like, uh, but no, you can't. Every day is blacked out. There was like no option. So we're [ __ ] going in the rain, baby. Follow me. [Music] Okay. Oh, we need light for [Music] [Applause]. This, you scared? Oh no, are you kidding me? He was scared by all the gayness. Hard do homophobic what being revealed? Okay, the plan. Yeah, we're going to need to get moving on the plan or we're never going to get there. Okay, listen. I'm listening. Oh, I've kept it protected in. We have, oh, what is [Music] this? The plan? Okay, hold on. R move or actually no, you want to be the plan? Yeah, I'll be. Wait, what is this? Hold up. Wow, this day just feels like work now that I've seen the plan. Okay, as you can see, we have a map of Disneyland. We have all of our number-coded stars which correlate with our number-coded conspiracie.

to be worse or like the Ride water okay oh wrong side wrong side we got oh no oh my God it's going in her mouth oh my God what the don't sue me [Applause] [Music] Disney so excited are you as excited as I am for

Disneyland [Music] ryy how are you hey Spencer up I do not know where Shane is since I just got here and he might be up in his room so Remy told me he was ready I don't know if I haven't seen him so I guess I'll go

check I'll be [Music] back is this new yeah is that crazy oh my God this is so cute you wait a minute oh look at J in this Panda and the Chipotle it actually looks like everyone too it's

accurate Shane Shane uh Shane is it okay if I come in uh Shane Shane I'm so sorry I thought you said you were ready I'm sorry we're still going to Disneyland are Chrissy yeah of course I'm ready oh because

today we're going to Disneyland baby wake up what Chris hi good morning hello what okay the bit's over I really fooled you guys huh you didn't even see your mask cuz it was all crinkled what it was placed perfectly

are you kidding me trophy life oh hey well I was snoring I was fake snoring for you but I am ready to go to Disneyland hey girls it going I love that you guys are just fully dressed in

bed that's how we always [Music] are um yes that's right Chris we're going to Disneyland this is a huge day not only for the conspirac Squad but for me as a human because Disney is one of my biggest fears of all time not only

because I'm afraid of crowds and a little bit of social anxiety but because I fear that I might hate Disneyland what I used to be like this too actually before I started going I was like who wants to

carve out a whole day drive an hour and a half each way and then you're like walking for the entire day I used to think it was my biggest nightmare for a day off of work well you really didn't

sell it no until I started going and it is the most magical place on Earth there's great food there's great people watching great rides are you getting paid by that no listen I haven't been there in like 15 years I don't know if

things have changed the last time I went there I hated it but I love Disney vloggers and this has been a video I wanted to do for a long time because there are so many conspiracies about Disneyland we've talked about a lot of

them on the podcast only you can make Disneyland not fun what are you talking about um you're not allowed to die there if you die on the property they drag your body off to clarify you dead it's haunted there's underground tunnels

everywhere the smellitizers don't get me started I can smell it on Main Street already I'm hoping this goes well because if you love this then maybe he'll take us to Florida and we can go to Disney World I haven't been there

since I was in like 8th grade I don't even remember it I've never been no I have High Hopes I'm very excited I'm very excited to see the happiest place on Earth and turn it into the creepiest most Disturbed scariest

place on Earth let's let's go um okay so let me explain the plan Spencer's downstairs he has all this equipment ready to go cuz we're bringing equipment baby also I have mapped out this entire journey I need shoes just ignore my dog blankets

okay don't look at that Chris are you excited for Disney I'm so excited I love Disneyland I love theme parks doesn't Disney do like the gay day they do and I've never been I've always wanted to go what if it's today I'd be so happy I

feel like it might be the unofficial game [Laughter] are we going to California Adventure or Disneyland proper well I do I'm not even the one that knows I literally I go to Disneyland and I know nothing about Disneyland but I act like

I own the place and you know more about me cuz you watch everyone that goes to Disneyland yeah I do which is weird right cuz I hate Disneyland but I watch Disney vloggers but I can't get enough of it maybe because I secretly love

Disneyland maybe I'm like jealous of people who can go to Disneyland and have fun because I can't I think you'll discover today you can we'll see um yes I got Park poer tickets which means we can pop Parks park to park it's a lot of

walking that is a lot of walking but we'll be fine okay let's go downstairs oh Chris don't mind my airwan platform ugs what at airwan the most expensive grocery store in America okay this is a $19 strawberry from Air1 wait trophy

wife okay oh hey SP okay where do we start well the fact that you're matching we are literally matching so much this is like if it is gay day we look like daddy and son gay day we've declared it unofficial gay day

there is a gay day there is okay I'm okay with that he's an ally okay before we get to all the conspiracies I got you guys a few presents well because we're going to Disney like you know we need to look

like we are gay Speaking of Chris I got you some game no way really that's annoying I I can't be with Disneyland in those come on here put here here I actually wanted to buy these I was there oh cute mouse

could find the secret tunnels oh you can find the secret tunnel to look gay rat okay well speaking of gay rats well not gay I got this for Spencer cuzz I it just felt very Spencer CED this I've never

seen this movie but I feel like Jen you've never seen ratat see what I mean it's very gen Z they're like Ratatouille it's really good it's good movie here's this awesome here's the best part so it goes on his head right you think that's

it oh no no no you take some of his hair and then there's Clips so it looks like ratou it'sing it's mixing that is gay no he's like mixing movie that he cooks he uses his hair to cook for I thought they were

[Music] handlebars that's good well now do you see why I think it's it's so cute look at him just enjoying his ride and I can be like uhoh uhoh what am I doing wow why does that really work for you that's

incredible don't worry Ryland oh I don't want anything I've done my hair this morning I got you speaking of gay Mickey ears speaking of the gayest thing possible not only are these sparkly but they love wow look at you you're going to get

kicked out for being too gay not on gay day okay do I have oh I have some too now mine are more just you know I'm a wizard you know making magic conspiracy just like classic classic so supposedly

it's going to rain today which I was like okay let's just cancel the trip I go on my Disney app which is very [ __ ] confusing but anyway you should do a whole video on what they can do to

you just for accepting the terms I know did you know that somebody died at Disney and then they tried to Sue and Disney's like well but you signed up for Disney plus and you clicked accept which means inside the terms of service if you

die at Disney you can't sue us that's so insane how's that possible I mean that's alleged right or is that facts I think it happened that's true yeah that was like a new story I [Applause] can't really good um okay so what was I

say oh it's right so I tried to change the tickets but on the app it was like uh but no you can't everyday is blacked out there was like no option so we're [ __ ] going in the rain baby follow me

[Music] okay oh we need light for [Music] [Applause] this you scared oh no are you kidding me he was scared by all the gayness hard do homophobic what being revealed okay the plan yeah we're going to need to get

moving on the plan or we're never going to get there okay listen I'm listening oh I've kept it protected in we have oh what is [Music] this the plan okay hold on R move or actually no you want to be the plan yeah I'll be

wait what is this hold up wow this day just feels like work now that I've seen the plan okay as you can see we have a map of Disneyland we have all of our number-coded stars which correlate with

our number-coded conspiracies such as the smellitizers Disneyland is home to some of the most interesting smells that you've ever smelled in your life am I right here on Main Street those are the little vents that they hide around the park that pump

out smells to make you buy things the smellers are not just limited to Main Street supposedly in some of the gift shops they pump out the smell of money to make you think about spending money very smart and it is used to project

smells 200 ft obviously the tunnels obviously the weight of this is getting pretty heavy I had a flashback to me on top oh we have a theory about the water we literally got a water tester like a little machine that you put in the water

t dirty it is so we're going to be testing that in a few different locations but the one that I am really excited to test because when I heard about this Theory it actually pissed me off it is the theory that the wait time

for all the lines are fake and they're actually really really long on purpose to make you buy a fast pass all right guys we're here at Disneyland to see if the waight times are actually the weit times Disneyland

wait times versus actual weit times part four yeah so like if a line says an hour and a half the theory is that it's actually only probably like 45 minutes but they want you to be like I'm not

waiting in that Radiator Springs Racers 65 minutes actually 9 minutes okay let me download the app and get a PR pass okay so the standby time says 25 minutes I'm going to start the timer okay so what we're going to do is

we're going to have one of us wait in a line we're going to time it out and we're going to see if it actually is what it says it is so we're going to get to that so we're picking up Lizzy on the

way Jared and Sandy are going to meet us in the parking structure at Disneyland and then we're going to get this show on the road I have a better idea what tasting everything at Disneyland haven't you done that video like three times

yeah wait what uh we're still going to do that oh my God I just remembered something Spencer's never been to Disneyland that's crazy I went in Disney World when I was like a little kid but I don't really remember it that much so this is

going to be big what are you most excited about I don't know I'm I'm excited to just see like everyone in SOA was like you got to do this you got to do this so I'm very curious to just like

put a face to everything and I haven't been on a ride I couldn't tell you the last time I went on any kind of a ride yeah I'm nervous about that the older I get the worse it gets I'm going to

diarrhea I'm scared you nervous God wait wait I hate it why am I doing this I get motion sick do you oh God oh God hold on oh 4 3 I love you I love you go I [Music]

you what fck my God what just happened did the right bre okay let's do this let's go oh my God oh my God what what no I'm going to be cool also the my only concern besides you're driving is I'll let you drive I

knew that was coming the 2-hour drive to get there I am going to have to pee multiple times oh my God and I don't know how we're going to deal with that this is a a problem point in

our relationship it's like before we leave the house I have to wait for him to pee and then wherever we get he has to run to the bathroom and then before we leave that store he has to go to the

bathroom and it's like oh my god get a bag get a bag get a bag I have looked into that I mysteriously forgot my wizard hat oh no oh no we can get you a new one at the

park oh no we don't need to do that I forgot mine too uh I don't know I think I remembered y okay what rides are you excited about oh Guardians of the Galaxy it's the best ride to ever exist ever really yes

anything with Chris Pratt is a great time for me what just didn't know you were a pratt daddy oh of course I'm a pratt daddy if I were to ever leave you for somebody it would be for him I love

Chris Pratt what look like breaking I didn't know that he's straight okay that's the only thing holding that whole thing back I could wear chiss Pratt mask and I could get one of those silicone bodysuits that looks like a

muscles well he fluctuates what are you excited about honestly nothing I no I'm trying I don't know it sounds like a lot what I just don't I don't know I don't really like rides huh the whole time we're planning

this it's like Shane would just stop me like G this is a lot you think Lizzy will let me PE in her house probably not that's crazy that's so short of amount of a time from the last time you pee yeah try living

with it I bet Chris Pratt pees all the I bet he pees a bed I bet he's a big old pea monster I bet his wife is like oh there's Chris piss pissing again I bet he goes the whole 12-hour day on set

without pissing damn that was wow oh my gosh you I think that was that big of a [Laughter] bombshell no but I only love you a put the hand somewhere go not yet oh my hell we're at Lizzy and guess what Lizzy

said I could pee in her house I just go up to the door no she'll kill you if you do that what what well because then the dogs will start barking if the baby's asleep it's a baby house okay did you

not understand my text that said Shane has to pee you have crazy dogs and you yell at me wow look at her in her Disney fit yes should he just pee in the backyard to not disrupt your dogs no you can come

in go why are you treating me like an animal because this [Music] is okay Lizzy what are you most excited about for Disney doll whip I can read her yeah I [ __ ] love doll whip it makes me less depressed food tends to do

that yeah and I'm excited to see if they stop me from pumping on the go I have a full [ __ ] remote pump system set up you guys she's talking about her breasts by the way my breasts

wait so are you trying to [ __ ] Chris Pratt not no oh are you not is anyone in here not well we found out he might be breaking up Ry and Chan's marriage no no I just said he's my

celebrity crush but you guys are in the same family Shane so it's not like a wildly different thing one time Joe said he was into Ariana Grande and I was like well okay I'm of the same family as Chris PR

yeah of course what do you mean like you're charming and funny and successful and fluctuate and fluctuate just say it so we're all thinking where am I right now am I uh parks in Rack or Jurassic world there somewhere in

between God I could never ride a raptor you kind of do I H that poor thing oh you're right Disney here here we come with Ryland driving this is the pre-ride oh go if if I'm a bad driver

it's only because all of you are distracting the driver wow the gaslighting and victim blaming is crazy sound like Disney's terms of service this is a you problem so okay I'm looking at all the weit times it's crazy literally no those wait

times are incredible the matorn 30 minutes crazy good it is yes you guys are high those are great way once 5 minutes I wouldn't wait 30 minutes for sex sex is like a walk- on oh my God you got to get a pin first

time and then you got to get a bumble picture at Disney with first time i' say don't worry it's only my first time at Disney oh I don't catch him well maybe have you heard heard that there are

people who will go to Disneyland to like [ __ ] around what what does that mean there are people who will like go on Disney to like Wife Swap or like hookup or like swinger way should we send

Spencer out I got to wear my pineapple shirt now what if there's special ears you wear to show that you're looking for a mouse mingle anyway if we're low on content for our only Rats the mouse only rats

how long do you pump for I do 11 minutes oh I think yeah I hear that too it really sounds like a beat yo on our way to Disneyland you don't understand want to go there since I was

a little bear that milky [Music] beat going to Disney not a care in the world going to kiss many that's my baby girl oh boy did I he some on my girl oh boy nck the C boy nck the cck

you think you watches goofy [ __ ] his wife absolutely I'm going to come hey come get you some oh my what was that supposed to wasn't good it was Donald the yeah that's horrifying oh my God Disneyland

next two exits it's happening wait I'm getting excited I can see Tom Sawyer Island on the map I don't even know what that means okay so we're meeting Jared and Sandy at a gas station so that we can drive into the park together so we

don't lose each other and also to get snacks what can you bring snack in Disneyland wait why are we getting gas station snacks for Disneyland yeah that's a bad idea well isn't Disneyland snacks expensive no what you're worried about splurging on snacks

at Disneyland I was kidding I was trying to make a bit jeez you guys took that so serious like we're not even just like neither of us bought these tickets either we're like what the [ __ ] I'm trying to save money you're not

going to get us snacks and Disney daddy oh my we almost died oh my God we cannot die we died right outside of Disney that's exactly what they wanted oh wow this is exciting I don't think this is where they wanted the

U-turn we almost died so many times in a so scary I'm going to stop driving if everyone's going to continue to be so dramatic wait I pe oh do you see jar no [Applause] are you guys ready all right we're all

going to go pee it's a cool little camera it's a new camera we got going right here specifically for this video nice check check oh man we're at Disney oh [ __ ] we're at Disney Spencer Spencer's never been to

Disney Disney we should test the water on Pires of the car ofan only that you can film underwater evidently Walt Disney's body is buried or frozen underneath Pirates of the Caribbean okay wait hold on here's my only concern you and Sandy

legitimately go to Disneyland a lot and you have passes what if you get kicked out and we got something to lose for sure I'm going to blame it on Jared so that I can continue going good plan yeah how was the

bathroom really [ __ ] gross is that a what is that oh yeah I brought this from home so you've never been to disne I've never been I'm very excited I don't what do you what do you I am like just

shocked I can't even talk right now every everyone's like oh my God wait so how do you feel I'm excited I like I don't know what to expect at all I don't know anything about any of them oh my

gosh what the whole time I'm just going to be staring at Spencer to see his reaction to things I'm be like no he's from New Hampshire not it's not an excuse it's not an excuse okay we'll meet you guys in the

parking structure yes and you guys are like very coordinated right now I just realized I saw they were matching and then it's like what am I doing here you know okay so you're going to be like our Disney like connoisseur yeah well I I

walk fast when I get in there so you guys are going to have to possibly keep up wow okay yeah we'll do that we'll do that day of chafing for some of us okay team Ry and liia are in the car because

you're were cold go let's do it oh my God here we go wait I'm getting excited I feel a magic okay I'm feeling the magic do you have a pass oh yes I do thank you what do we do with this

please take a picture to remember where you are thanks Disney did you know you have to take a tram into this place what I know we should have surprised him R we ruin I get trans sick do they let people

die in the parking lot that's a good question wa okay my heart's Rising I'm excited tear this Corporation to the ground oh that's right oh yeah that that's the point of the video but also I want one of the balloons that's a big

balloon with a little Mickey balloon yes oh we're in goofy oh thank God woohoo you should be it my God it's happening will you help Spencer you have to see this it's crazy oh no look clears that is so [ __ ] cute I can't stand it and

I can't even sit through that movie that's a good movie it looks so cute I feel like I'm going to like school or something 13th grade cool oh my God here we go hey sorry to interrupt this very

intense investigation you know I joke but this is intense did you guys know there is a the that the turkey legs they sell at Disneyland are not even turkey legs think about it have you ever seen a turkey with a leg that big stop leaving

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[Music] bye I love damn I can't get over how much I love the RIT I got to get for my shoes we have the same shoes on it's going to be [Music] a okay I feel the magic look at that Big

B look at the big gay ball I also heard a rumor that if you walk by a character from Toy Story and you say Andy's coming they'll freeze that's so cute wow this is fun I mean this is scary and

creepy creepy video how many times have you been here by now at least 30 is it still magical uh yeah why not you know what I'm saying why not I don't want to talk [ __ ] you know when's the last time you were here

like 15 years ago really yeah are you excited at all there's a bunch of new stuff yes no I am I'm excited I'm not I want to go from a hater to a lover that's my goal thank you keeping your

hands okay I'm excited are you [Music] left count only on the driver left Lor head watch St on [Music] the okay I saw my first thing the go away green also we need to be on the lookout for go away green so go away

green is the color that they paint things and it's like a visual trick to make you not see it if you look that big wall right there it's green but they painted fake trees on it yeah that one's

like xra go with they hiding Sandy what's behind that I think that's jungle CR or it's Walt B [Music] every going cre is f i can't explain the nostalgic childlike excitement I feel right now I feel it too oh okay first

Theory first Theory okay this is more of a life hack supposedly there is a trash can every 30 steps but let's see TR can 1 2 3 4 5 6 26 27 28 29 30 yeah pretty pretty much pretty close you were kind

of slacking off on two of those steps I feel like that was exactly 30 if someone's not counting trash can steps all [ __ ] day I'm [Music] leaving I meeting okay I have our tickets on the app I'm so excited hi

guys how you doing today good how are you you have everybody ran would you step right here for and smile Jedi awesome have a great day wasn't it I thank you she gave us all nicknames she was cute I know and then she saw Spencer's

hat she goes I love you little friend okay is that where Walt's body is maybe and the clock is the time he died here you leave today and into the world of yesterday tomorrow and fantasy that sounds like a threat

get me there oh my god look it wow this is exciting what tell me it's not a little bit magical oh I'm in all right Spencer real the grass yes that looks real this this is real that's real came here touching grass I don't

know if this a time to say this but every closly every plant in Tomorrowland maybe the whole park is edible tomorrow land because Walt thought that by 1984 we would be growing all of our own Foods so in Tomorrowland all the plants are

edible no are people just eating them I think it's also so like if kids like kids don't like poison yeah I'll test it out there's the balloons within the balloons okay okay sticky okay wow all right here I'll hold it

there cross this for you okay the plan Lizzy hold the other end okay so here we are we are right at the entrance right at Main Street so the first thing that we need to find this is insane this is so cool I'm like freaking

out I'm pretty sure the security hesitant to let Spencer in with this yeah he made me show I was like yeah yeah we're just like planning our trip yeah it was sketchy it was sketchy um okay there's a lot for us to find in

Main Street right we have a lot of ground to cover so I think let's start with I think we should start with the secret brick because I really want to see that this one I'm very excited about because I think it is real there's a

secret brick in Disneyland where if you move it there'll be a hidden message can you guys keep a secret here is secret brick and we lifted it up today and you guys did not disappoint and it's [ __ ]

crazy so we're going to find that we left a little note there let me know if you find it so so we need to find the Native American statue we know this guy we love this guy what you might not know

is right next to him secret brick and on the way check out the buildings because a force perspective is pretty crazy like the buildings get smaller as they get taller they want it to feel like the buildings are huge but they're not I

will say the first time I came as an adult I was really let down by the castle it's tiny in person that's so tiny smallest Castle I've ever seen in my whole entire life so let's start with the brick I hope the brick reveals a

secret restaurant are you hungry I hear there's a theory of Goofy's Kitchen that's out of the park but that is my favorite place on Earth while we're finding the secret brick look out for the smellitizers they look like little airbags and they're

painted green I think okay so I'm on Main Street and Main Street's really known for all its various smells Spencer first thoughts um it's great feels sort of just like we're walking around a little town which is I think I think

Ninja's here sorry to cut you off but Ninja's here is that ninja no can like ninja with the blue hair ninja ninja I think just the guy the streamer I think it's just the guy look I think it's him

ninja um okay what else wait where's the where's the Native American that sounds crazy where is he I found him I found him I found him what did you hear what Spencer just said he got his first peep

of the castle and he goes oh that is small sorry sorry he is small that [ __ ] is small look at him May's broke I think he is I found the Native American so let's find the bread oh my God here it is here it is is

this real yes no oh my God watch we get kicked out oh my God no way I'm going to I need something sharp no I think you just but you have to keep it on the DL okay watch was this on Tik Tok the

property yeah it was if this was on Tik Tok this could to be bad no it's moving so you can actually remove it it's moving you guys just need to be stronger no we get we get kicked out immediately

we don't pick through the bricks Oh I thought it was you're allowed to no no you don't destroy property thank you said there's one that moves unintentionally no oh I guarantee you that is not a true statement right here

is what I like to call secret brick sorry have a good time thank you that one sorry we it I will let maintenance know and I know that others know about it because I've seen little messages and notes too so is it the bug it is that

one that we were doing I think we probably need to wrap back around to it though this man's been trying to locate the brick for 8 years he just said he's been on a lifelong mission for the brick

I actually uh I feel like it's a it's a quest it's my destiny that's why I've been standing here no way no way okay let's look for the smellitizers rumor is the smellitizers are there's a candy candy world Candy Kingdom candy

I'm here at the candy Palace candy Palace they also have the best caramel apples we'll test that theory they're under there on the candy Palace it's the vents right underneath the windows those little the smellers are underneath here you can see them

right down here oh on the actual building that's insane wait let's go over there now I'm going to get down here I'm going to smell be like really like non I'm just going to tie my shoe I'm just going to

tie my shoe really quick you don't think it's I smell it do you I [ __ ] smell it tell me I'm not crazy tell me I'm not crazy that smells like candy Chris you smell you smell it I feel like I smell

something out of this one you smell cookies oo that one is vanilla my little cooking rat is smelling something let's see what this one smells like tastes like cookies I it smell I think that smell it's is broken

mine smells different hey smell it are confirmed oh wait I'm smelling things now there's actual air blowing out of there that is candy okay oh oh okay we need to find a Starbucks because I want to try the water Theory so the theory is

that the tap water at Starbucks is actually even cleaner and even better than the expensive bottled water that they sell and that's because allegedly they have to have the super high filtration water for their coffee product yeah literally obviously they

don't want you to know that they want you to buy the water so we got a water tester so I want to test both and see which one is cleaner my water testure oh shoot oh it's serious oh it's serious

that looks like a weapon we are going to get kicked out today all right let's do this that's one right there I'm sorry probably okay maybe not maybe maybe not [Music] sorry here's my plan bottle of water tap water I want to test to see if they

make a good iced vanilla latte I heard they make the best ones here at Disneyland I heard the cake pops oh strawberry ones the strawberry ones are not real I heard that too all right let's go let's do

this we could do this okay oh this is perfect all right girls we have to be not obvious the employees here are like really not liking us doing really were they were they like well every time we do anything they're like

well yeah of course as they should be no the employees are really nice um because I don't want us to find out boom boom let's start with the tap water maybe well we are standing in front of J

standing in front standing in front of the infamous brick wall where they were testing if they want okay look it they were testing if they wanted straight bricks or the cricked bricks and then W Disney said screw it I want the straight

Bri bricks straight bricks it is I will say these do look cool but they have a little bit of a wonky Vibe yeah no wonky disne if you look down here you can see some blood what we're getting closer to Walt okay

water first all right let's start with the bottled Smart Water damn which I'm assuming was what $25 I don't know for the water ready that's at least that's at least $8 that's $8 let's see really oh it's only what the number

so basically lower is generally better anywhere above 300 is like bad like it's not good to drink what so up 200 to 300 is like 16 is like crazy so the lower the better okay so that's smart water 16

so let's see I want to see the tap water tap water yeah I'm going to say this is tap shake it off this is free water Shake It Off oh yeah you got to get The Remnant off Shake It Blow it come on

like after you peow it Shake It Blow oh yeah shake it and blow it shake itow it Shake It Blow Pop it okay tap water 35 okay have I been poisoning myself also I will say tul low is not

good either because you need minerals the minerals are like hydrate here's what I will say though our tap water at home was 200 so the fact that their tap is only 35 I would inject this into my body okay

all right what about straight from the water fountain yeah I want to do straight from the fountain yeah what if that's the best honestly the 35 water is Incredible God it looks so good if the if the [ __ ] water

fountain water is like the best that's hilarious okay I'm going to guess 11 oh no oh no my God 333 that's like dangerous oh oh my God or what's 33 don't drink it that's crazy that's really bad that's let's get out of here don't sue

me Disney oh my God okay future me and Spencer here so right now I'm editing this video we've actually been doing a lot of research about this because it freaked us out so much so here's an actual chart we found from the World

Health Organization so this shows the actual radio ratings of like what's good what's bad and actually says between 300 and 600 is still considered good so the fountain water at Disney is fine it is safe Disney please do not sue me so

don't be scared to drink the water it's fine okay right yeah we love you Disney we love you Disney put your ears up R frry just for liability see one more time just test the I going to bring

a water bottle and just drink that all day no just get the tap water at Starbucks it's great wow this is a good sales pitch for Starbucks holy [ __ ] that is wow that's the highest number I've ever seen wow wa

it's going up e so people can't drink that they can shouldn't that's scary question you the fountain water is going to be worse or like the Ride water imag if Tiana's is safer than the water fountain we have problems Tiana

we're coming for your water girl and your food here wait hold on let's get the map and see where we what's next um I'm sorry did we lose a member of the squad oh yeah yeah yeah you kep falling off what you just

shoved them in your bag I'm having a tantrum there we go oh hi Spencer Hey guys who's coming out the band's coming out damn that must be my what is [Laughter] okay side mission we got to get Spencer

our first time pin supposedly every store I don't know what's this store and what's like fake the ears are leveled up here oh my God the back we were looking for a first time ptin you want me to write your name

fencer cute all right there you go like I'm going to pierce my nipple doing this right on the nip baby they have Disney Crocs oh my God no way oh my God wait the leather ears are everything I want

the bling Minnie Mouse hoodie so bad we got to get out of here before go are I love the leather ears I heard the corn dogs are not delicious at all check them out yeah I heard that about

the churros too yeah they're they're [ __ ] up oh we got to try five then all right that's enough every that castle is small tiny oh my God The Closer I Get It looks like a mini golf

I'm telling you if I traveled across the world to see that I'd be pissed I'd be furious I've seen pictures where people are standing next to the top of it and it's like the size of their leg it's

small look it let's see if Paris is is good just to compare I remember as a kid though it felt massive does it look small on camera it look small I mean it looks bigger on camera actually really

and in person is so right yeah to be fa I have seen the Disney World one and that one is a little bit bigger so but I'm not you know I like all sizes okay all right there is a [ __ ] ton

of trash can everywhere there's a lot look at that just one two three a theory I heard about the trash I don't know if this is true or not is that supposedly the 30 steps is that that was how long

it took Walt Disney to eat a corn dog that is a theory we should test corn do now we got to get corn [Music] dogs your oh yeah very nice to meet you thank you do you believe in the smellitizers on

Min Street really oh yeah no Phantom smells all the time so it's either ghost or has to be that the secret tunnels okay oh yeah really oh yeah yeah how many too many to count really all over the place yeah and they W they would not

let non-cast members in no they don't even let us take pictures no yeah oh my gosh okay uh oh oh no I don't want to get you in trouble um yeah yeah well his Frozen head no no of

[Laughter] course I wish I had more on the top of my head you want to call Spencer okay give me some top theories so I can run past my new best friend oh this is a big one the wa times

on the rides do you think they're real uh depends on the person working go good answer of course [Music] anytime no way she's getting fir you shouldn't say this do not fire Mel she's Our Queen I mean every it's for you oh

come on first buet by today yeah oh yeah it's so good when that whip hits down the it open let me [Music] see I see Woody from Toy Story do we do the Andy's coming Theory I don't want to

interrupt him he's with he's with kids he's with kids I'll do the hug the you would I would yeah so you know the theory that if a kid hugs a character the character can't let go until the kid lets go cuz they don't

want to cause AB animent issues would that also work with adults that I think so I've never tried it person okay you know what that means right it means you don't let go how long for for as long as

it takes for them to make you leave like if I tried to hug a character and I didn't like go would I just get arrested I I think it depends on the length of time 10 minutes that one's debatable tast just a

little taste okay I can try you'll really do it I'll try we're doing it wait where's the line oh all the way around the tree oh [ __ ] you know what let's wait until we see a character out

in the wild and then you can hug him [Music] okay okay update I'm having fun but I'm exhausted this is a lot of walking it is a lot this is the sword why is there no line o just grab it are you worthy shame

God come on come on be money come on oh no oh God just keep doing it look really so have to let [Music] it harder I got it there's children La I hope my not doing iter it Cher it it's not about

strength oh my God God the sun came out oh my God he's it's happening this is it all well I'm just giving I'm giving the powers time to see me whever they might be you got [Applause] ity she's an

actual this be a lot to her she got this darn it next time come on imagine oh wow oh that would have been I would have try we're all a bunch of losers matter okay there she is the

matorn so we have two stopwatches cuz this Theory involves time this is all about time good answer dude good answer I good answer okay there are two tracks on the matter horn and supposedly the one on the left is much faster and bumpier than

the one on the right so one of us will be on the right side and the other will be on the left okay what side is slower right side no side oh feed me mama so who's on the right and who's on the left

I'll go on the fast side what is Ry doing getting breast fed chips okay are you almost done what's happening I'm feeding from Mama so me and Ryland we're on the right side the right side of History Team

Speed over here Team Speed who wants to be on Team Speed team me Team Speed so me Lizzie and Ryland on on team slow team right okay I'm just going to hit it right when we go and then we stop it as

soon as the end you hit the water splash all right here we go my stopwatch this is very serious business guys oh my God okay so it works Jared Sandy and Spencer and Chris are on the left side we're on the right side I have my

stopwatch it's happening this ride is scary as hell the seats are very small dang how are you feeling dude first ride of Disneyland dude I'm excited up walking let's go you know all right let's go let's do it h

thisy this is so scary oh my God this is so scary this is so scary oh my God this is so scary what's with the movement of it all right dude you got the stopwatch ready the insenser timed it out I'm

going to start right when we go into the tunnel right here yet all ready are you going to 2 1 for your sake SE with your seat belt fasten your hands are you ready and now okay we're do oh here we

go oh my God I don't want to die in okay here we go oh my God oh my God oh a oh my God okay oh my God F okay okay okay I love you oh I love you

my wi my wi oh God okay oh my God how are you feeling how you feeling yeah okay aome aesome w wow camera almost down SI I feel sick oh my God water oh my God [Music] W okay I think I lost the

too I lost the too oh my the go for that oh my God the water you should test in the water nobody told me it was a water ride okay oh my God my wig okay please remain seated

wa all right my kidneys hurt my kidneys hurt my kidneys hurt how was it it was amazing I closed my eyes like sh% it's a good ride you guys need more camera okay we just finished the ride let's compare times who's go first okay

our side was 2 minutes 17 seconds 47 milliseconds that's too long to be on that ride wo ours is way faster ours was 1 minute 56 what yeah7 the proof and I I press it after the water cuz I didn't

know that was the end how are your teeth ours was also so bumpy I don't know if your was bumpy at a ours was bumpy but it was long no ours was like so what she said you guys got ripped off

of a whole minute no no no no we got the faster more more adrenaline filed ride it's a smaller track meaning less spots I think it's the same ride yeah bro is it what if you guys just didn't do this

right all I know is I'm filing a lot dud I [ __ ] my back up hard but this is this is this is the theory that the left side is W confirmed we're confirming theories left and right high five they

use the ride that eliminates kidney stones no Thunder Mountain oh that's Thunder Mountain okay okay that be like if I had any kidney stones they just got busted into a trillion pieces look at them they're so cute I

love them they're like perfect looking dcks they're really cute okay so we just got lightning passes for Te Tiana so we're going to test the water at Tiana's because that water gets in your mouth and on your face and it's like swamp

themed I don't know I don't know I got to know all right let's do this sorry Tiana we don't want drama with Tiana Tiana she's amazing we love her Okay sandy just said this is dead what this this she's right she was telling this is

a panic attack Chris go hug no wait do you want to hug her ask for a hug everyone be cool is that a character or did she just come here like tell her your day say hey girl hey Queen

okay yeah if you want trying to get out she really does what is that about yeah she's trying to run away I think she's off I think she was just doing a meet and greet and now she's trying to get to

her it's like grab her hand up and grab her wait this is sad I don't want to ruin her day had a long day I feel like if you snuck up behind her and gave her hug that would be an arrest why are they

letting a Disney princess walk unattended so isan without a bodyguard oh the mandalian oh my god wow the fact that no one else fan girl over the Mandalorian is crazy to me is that the mandor Dar stop it I

X look at all of it the plane I love that even the trash cans are star warsy me too I just like that it makes you happy [Music] people are getting very wet are they no that gu cat he's limping he's so wet

people are [ __ ] drenched we're trying to find ponchos okay we got our ponchos also I'm so tempted to try that water fountain cuz it's like made for kids we got it for the kids we have to do it all over

it it has grp all over it it's Hy it's so cute though I'd also be interested to see if these are different the bottom on oh yeah all right so this is just the fountain all right you guys

ready all right oh my it's worse than the other one no way it's worse it's worse oh my God okay okay try try the water one how does it work okay the filtered bottle one oh it's the same it's the same water oh

no once again don't sue us Disney ears up uh this is all just fun happiest place on Earth it was really bad Wow first time in a p too we're doing this wow this is cool okay we're in line the water's

right there it's stinks got get a stier in here yeah beignet smell Tizer it's real bad do you smell that smells great that smells like that pen is going to be [Music] red I'm okay people are soaked people

are soaked oh my God oh my God oh my God people are dripping it's wet I can literally test the water in here there we go oh [ __ ] oh we're moving we're moving oh god oh my god oh I can test right now do

it test it are you going to do a live testing as we're on the ride okay oh wrong time we go oh no oh my God that's going in our mouth that's going in our mouth it was 510 oh my God what the

510 what was it 5 no way hey we're back okay another quick note the Tiana water is still within the good category on this chart and obviously there's probably a lot of chemicals in the water because it's just

sitting so the same way you would put chemical in like a water park or a pool you probably shouldn't drink it but you're not going to die it's fine I really just didn't want to cut this out of the video because this is my favorite

section so enjoy us panicking over the water oh my God wait maybe it maybe that wasn't real oh God it was real oh my God I don't love this I don't love this that dirty water is all over

me oh [ __ ] oh we're going to go down that oh God Queen hi Tiana get a water filter my wrist is also like broken and so my butt oh it stinks it smells so bad and here oh that's so

cute way there oh god there they go do they know how dirty it is oh they just found out this is the dirtiest water we've ever encountered God look at all water I got my mou way you know it

turned it into the scariest ride here I'm don't see yeah okay do we lift up our feet to not get wet I can't talk to anymore oh God is this it oh is this it oh God is this it

no this isn't the drop my mou a out it was a f out W okay oh come M it tastes like metal it's beautiful in here so pretty I love the vibe in here oh my God what the

hell is that what the hell is that a that's cute get a f God what is this a Dan ride no is this it is this it we got another one another one how many mini ones do they need oh no oh

oh I'm so I just got so wet I am so so the ponchos don't work the ponchos are from nothing [ __ ] this is hell oh my God oh my God oh my God I'm this Pono does nothing that can't be

I am so oh so dude [ __ ] my shoes are over I'm over it [ __ ] this ride oh my God [ __ ] you [ __ ] you you musical [ __ ] I feel like I peed the bed oh my God this

is a nightmare God how long is this ride oh god oh no here we go all right guys here we go oh God oh my God oh God oh my God oh my God oh my God confidence oh God oh God oh God oh my

God oh my God oh my God oh God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God my oh man that's horrible oh my God it's in my mouth I regret going on this ride it broke my

machine my machine's broken it broke it oh my God if a lot of that got in my mouth I be concerned I am completely soaked it's like we got to go home my sh Fe are I you well [ __ ] [ __ ] still fun

though look how happy they are that they just poisoned us I really want to be at that party s's loving it y That's horrible oh my [Music] [Applause] God yeah oh Jarry got so much in his mouth he had to spit it out no way yeah

it was very gross you guys weren't in the car with us the water was 5:15 bro it looks clean it looks clean it looked beautiful and I got it in my eyes I got it in my eyes I tasted it

but honestly it was fun yeah but we're soaked did you show off our new looks it looks like you peed your pants it oh my God that sucks I think he actually did pee his pants and this is just a cover

story I just got so nervous I know it's scary the big crocodile man um okay so here's the plan so to test the main theory of the day whether or not the wait times are AE we found the ride that has the longest possible

wait time and we want you and Lizzy to wait in it with the stop you're [ __ ] kidding me that's like the biggest punishment of the day I just got soaking wet for you whoa I've been soaking wet

for you obviously I will pay you guys what we'll discuss rates later but are you guys down for this challenge what's what's the ride because the obviously I want it to be a ride that like if it's Star Wars It's No Deal Guardians of the

Galaxy you might have a deal oh my God what usually the longest line is Rise of the resistance like 90 minutes or more today for some reason guess what the longest wait is what Guardians of the Galaxy Guardians of the Galaxy baby 75

minutes your favorite come on why are you choosing Lizzy and I I'm the most impatient [ __ ] here because I think you guys should we're in Disneyland I'm so sorry okay so you guys Vlog your experience have fun okay good

luck oh my God oh my God I think Ryland intentionally got wet so that he could look sexy look at that sh wow wait wait wait wait wait I got slowmo do that fast just one second all right go oh oh God

yes M [Music] yeah there it is wow we got the shop okay the girls have now entered California we' we've consumed two corn items we had I had to go get a new outfit because I was prench she was a mess girl I got C Disneyland

merch it's pazzel no big deal and now we're eating pop we got popcorn for the line so we're approaching I see it we just don't know how to get there I love this place it's so fun I got to get on the Inc credit coaster

before we go too I've also never been on the flying over California yeah oh that you can okay quick little bonus Theory so supposedly there's perfect service outside and the second you go into a bathroom your phone loses service

because they don't want you in there playing on your phone wasting time they want you out here spending money so my phone right now okay perfect service you see it so now I'm going to go inside okay here we go

we turned the corner and there she is wow the most fun ride of person could experience between the two parks at Disneyland you think I definitely think this is gorgeous all right let's find the present line oh [ __ ] okay this is the line and

it goes round and round this is crazy are their way turns normally accurate yes we're in for 85 minutes oh dang hold on hold on starting my timer now oh shoot I got to start mine too this one

yeah and we're off I did screen record my phone and I'm pretty sure I captured the moment okay do you see the bars okay okay that was outside the bathroom and then I walked in D no way what waa that's

crazy what they thought things through it literally never ends I asked well I think I got it on camera but I had asked like is it accurate to the time and she said yeah no I we got there cuz we was 70 minutes

when we started walking over here 2 days ago and then when we got here 85 minutes why are people get I went oh it jumped up she went yeah it did we found Club 33 no way it's right there people suit I

thought it was like a big secret for some reason like there we're like how many minutes in 13 we're like 13 minutes in I'm pumping we've got a pumping mom and I was like we got an 85 minute wait

let's just put the poncho on and do it I said I'll be your bodyguard the milk is Flowing she's like are we going to get in trouble I was like that'd be so insane I mean how are they going to know

[Music] they period yeah this is how the end of the Disney day looks [Music] we got enough okay we're trying to find the Bricker again I think because it's raining if you step on one and Bubbles come out there is a magic shop right

here they know everything we might want to ask them do you want to ask the magic shop Let's go ask magic sh okay 31 minutes 30 seconds we've entered the layer there's a first dog in space oh cool like we already here or is

there a lot more waiting no this is the trick there's a lot more waiting doesn't that feel like you've made it it does but this has happened to me before we got crucial Intel we got crucial Intel they patched it no it was

here they knew we were coming to expose them and they patched them [ __ ] they heard they heard the Rumblings they knew that the tunnels were about to get exposed in a major way wow line goes all

the way up those [ __ ] stairs but I'm looking ahead of us and the ride is literally like it is that's the seating chart and when the door was open I saw people getting buckled in [ __ ] off I'm not kidding

we've only been inline for 43 minutes we've been in I'm waiting here the full 85 minutes that's crazy I will be goddamned if I don't get a full 85 minute mine [Music] W yeah I think it's time okay here's the

thing I think it's funny to test this Theory but I also don't want to like ruin anybody's day like what if there's kids behind us and they're like waiting bad news what Pluto needs to get a bone and he'll be back in 30 minutes

no it's not meant to be damn it next time next time there's an incredibly hot couple one family in front of us playing heads up and doing the singing version they have terrible singing they really can't sing for [ __ ] but they are so cute

and their teeth are impeccable I have horn in my teeth okay it's time to park hop let's go girls okay what are we going to do we can do whatever we want we have time to kill what what I don't know what's here

cars is awesome Guardians is fun incredible roller coaster look at the balloon do you see how big it is and there's a loop I haven't done a roller coaster like this in a long are we going to film The coaster oh

I will wait wait hold on okay wait say that again okay it was projected 85 minutes when we got on when right when I was walking in I asked the lady is there really going to be that and she said yeah and then we're filming

the whole thing we're going through and I go this is that's the entrance to the right and she goes no they're going to make us go up the staircase and then no it opened for us and it was 56 minutes

oh wow half hour crazy half hour okay well we're at 50 minutes and we are about to get on what does your thing say 5128 I bet the total time will be like 55 minutes where to go lying at Disney

that's crazy that's confirmed that is confirmed yeah the lightning thing I mean we're literally about to do it right now we're like oh it takes forever let's just buy the light only wa 15 minutes the weight time said 85 minutes

65 75 85 30 minutes cut off the time is crazy got you [ __ ] and the lady at the front of the line I asked her and she was like yeah it's pretty accurate so she's like it's going to be a long

way wow we just bought a lightning pass for the increda coaster I guess we probably didn't even need to no just go see more coaster seems pretty I mean Guardians of the Galaxy line seems very long like I wanted to throw up looking

at the line but Chrissy made it all worth it didn't he oh yeah all right I love you we'll see you after the ride okay bye that's [ __ ] yeah that's crazy half hour it's not like I thought it was

going to be like 10 15 minutes but like half hour it's like like you're only here for so long that's like a lot of time and that one isn't a lightning pass that you can get like a bundle it's like

a you have to get separ SE one yeah like that one the radiar strings one that's a separate lighning pass sh one even though we had a good time yeah shame so much fun though honestly one of the best

days of my life shame all right well let's go let's go ride that coaster wow I really wanted to film for everyone but right when the doors closed she said and no filming but it is thrilling I had a great time I

love that ride and it was worth the 50-minute wait absolutely every [Music] second you talk about how the mom is kind of th oh yeah Mrs Incredible is a bad certified mil certified Baddie she's the thickest thick star character and um

she's doing all right by me I'm filming there and okay okay I'm going to diarrhea I'm scared are you nervous my God wait wait a h it why am I doing this I get motion do you oh god oh

god wow it's pretty hold on oh 4 3 I love you I love [Music] you oh my God what just happened I think I [ __ ] myself was that supposed to happen I don't know I think the ride

rope did the ride break okay right when we got here Shane and Sandy everyone else was going we the in credit Coaster by the way so we got in the single Rider line being like okay we'll just go do it too but now they're

saying it broke down with somebody on the ride because of the rain is it our family and they're literally like they either got off right before it broke down or they're on it when it broke down okay there we go oh my God they turn the

lights on are we getting off what is happening how you can film I'm going to I'm going to start crying what is happening oh my God can we get off I want to go home I want to go to Cheesecake

Factory I'm going to throw up I have to stay calm okay are you filming yeah okay I'm going to stop filming make to keep your hands inside the train c will be with you shortly oh my God you can't get up we're

stuck okay going have to walk what if we would have got stuck upside down that would have been nuts I Chris I would have died I would have died I I'm going to start crying that didn't happen we're okay we're okay did

somebody else get stuck no I think it's okay oh my God I'm sorry okay we're okay are you okay Spencer okay I'm not okay not this was not supposed to happen I feel like this happens at Disneyland should I keep

filming we're stuck are you okay that's a [ __ ] ambulance we're stuck on the ride and there's an ambulance I am not staying C sorry and this what is that okay I'm scared oh my God what that was scary

that scared more than anything else oh my God's calling me something must have happen I'm like be powered down immediately please what what what what we're on it we're on it do they not know we're on it we're

stuck on the ride I don't know what's going on but there's like an ambulance sound what's going on what's going on okay what happened a be M oh my God okay oh my God it is that would be Shane's

luck come to Disneyland come on the most fun ride and get stuck on it okay let's see if we can find them or should we get something to eat okay update an employee is walking up I think to get us are

they this is crazy wait are they okay they're they're walking up the stairs to get them they're taking their sweet ass time and giggle fing oh yeah they're having fun they're like just another Wednesday they're like I don't want to

go up those stairs it's wet and deep I know so spooky here we go can you hear them cobic oh yeah they're coming oh my God it's happening our savior hey hello everyone doing okay let me catch my breath and I'll tell you what's going

to be game planed game plan so we'll just be right here for a bit so we're going to walk down the stairs yeah there's railings the fact that we're going to have to walk down those [ __ ]

stairs is my nightmare get you guys out just a couple minutes okay are that are those fir why is just just that one guy attached to the railing Sandy has a ride broken down before on you at Disney

[Music] never I think we're next we're next just watch this come out oh shoot oh my God it's okay it can't go anywhere it it do a little bit but all right back row one at a time down watch your

step thank you all right good job how you doing go don't fall Christmas no I won't I promise if you fall just fall forward oh my God fall forward oh my God I'm going to cry I hate this I loved it 5 minutes

ago now I hate it but everybody's really nice yeah even though I want to die I'm SC oh my God I can see the track I wasn't dude dude Unforgettable oh my God Unforgettable first time oh my God there's

Sandy hey look how miserable Shan is I'm not laughing hey we did it we did it I want to go home I want to go home I'm sorry Disney I exposed you I'm sorry crazy me and I want to leave wow I'm

never going to get him back I need nachos or something well Guardians of the Galaxy was great so that was your first time on that ride and any roller coaster with the loop it was shorter than I expected

I be L feel like we didn't even go downhill I had to get a new outfit don't worry about it I didn't even notice wow wait show your whole outfit you got to hold your outfit oh me hey

guys tell me do you feel the way I do cuz I only want to ride with you m okay CH we found a Mickey we found a Mickey Chris is it time I think it's time I'm ready hold on tight Chris Hold

On Tight how many seconds do you think you're going to last I don't know I'm a little nervous we'll see you're all time it what emotions are going through your mind right now I wasn't nervous and suddenly it hit me so I'm a little

nervous now but you know we'll be okay it's just a hug I'm just like I don't know I'm nervous to be like after certain point I'm like oh no is he going to say something you already kind of

nervousness around possibly being aroused when it happens no no not that at all what happens if like immediately he starts pulling away or something then we run are you zoomed in right now on this CER here so cute

[Music] I can't watch it I can't watch it I can't watch it oh my God it's been like 30 seconds I cannot do this Chris just put his head down no I can't do this but there's no kids in line so it's okay

it's okay oh my God I can't do this is he still there is it still happening is it still happening it's still happening is it still happening Jared was like Jared was like he's crying he's crying oh he's

crying okay a he's crying teacher say he's crying is it still happening I can't do this tell him to stop tell him to stop it's been like a minute and a half AJ I'm crying everyone's crying I'm so uncomfortable is it over I

I think it's over I think it's over I think confirmed thank you a he's crying he's watery all right Perfect all right that was great oh my God it's over how did that feel man it was amazing thank you life changing or what

[Music] changing crazy for you it was that was so uncomfortable we all had to leave we all had to leave so uncomfortable to watch do you have a boner seconds into it after like 2 seconds I was like I should should leave

like I was like I should stop I started panicking and then I was like no they thought it was emotional they're like oh my God I was like you're committed just do it just do it and at no point Mickey

never tugged never pulled away if anything so rub your back yes like I think they thought I was like it was really sweet it felt like an it felt like an hour it felt like an hour to us who ended it uh I did because

Jared was like I think confirmed and I was like okay okay okay wow we have confirmed so many things they were so sweet though like wow I don't know that was very scary though what a way to end

the night love is real what a chaotic end of the Disney trip honestly it's the best H I've ever had thanks [Music] Disney with the doors closed keeping your hands arms feet and legs inside while the trans is moving and supervise

your children the funniest part of Disneyland is looking at everyone's face on the drive right back to the cars goodbye Mickey what did you get oh my shoes are still flooded from Tiana so I got some po slides for the drive home oh my God

those are so cute oh bother and guess what my final review of Disney hated it no I'm kidding it was so much fun until I thought my life was over and you wouldn't be able to pursue them because

you have Disney plus right we survived and it was fun did you have fun I had so much [Music] fun what oh I think the corn dogs ready uh you have corn dogs here right do could I get

six what everyone wants one I have a do you guys have a current world record for how fast someone's eating one no we have opportunity thank you very much okay insan feels a little phallic to me oh oh

you see what I'm saying oh yeah oh yeah you see did they do that on purpose I feel like they did horny [ __ ] up in this place going to do a Jennifer coolage I'll do it what is it makes her want a

corn dog real bad makes me want a corn dog real bad like the 4th of July wait what's the theory so the theory is basically can you finish a corn dog from one trash can to the next and I was just going to be a

cheerleader on the side no you have to do the challenge if you got the dog that's why you got the dog I think that one to that one that's 30 steps okay let's do it hold on hold on did you that one to that

one yeah ready get close 1 2 3 go go oh my God there's no fing the hot dog used to be smaller are you guys even trying so high it wasn't you're flopping right here it wasn't yes it is you guys all fail

not I'm sorry this the is Deb I think if you review the footage you'll see I tried really hard you well you guys tried kind of get down the car it open let me see get on in the car one

time give it all bus it open high let me see [Music] you let me see you