Speaker A
Okay, awesome. So thank you for joining me in this little weird experiment that we got going on. Welcome to Tennis Master.
Remote Chaos hosts Taskmaster Remote Chaos Mini #1, showcasing participants' most dramatic objects with humorous commentary and scoring.
Key Takeaways
- Participants bring unique, personal items that represent drama in different ways.
- The game encourages creativity and humor in presenting everyday or unusual objects.
- Remote Taskmaster-style games can be engaging and entertaining with a mix of commentary and scoring.
- Dramatic objects range from nostalgic collectibles to symbolic art pieces.
- The social dynamic and playful critique add to the entertainment value.
Summary
- The video is a remote Taskmaster-style game called Tennis Master, where participants present their most dramatic objects.
- Bunz presents a green refrigerator casserole dish that glows under UV light due to radioactivity.
- Gavin shows a strange, dramatic stuffed animal with a unique design and a mysterious third leg.
- AB shares a prized Matrix Ultimate DVD collection with a Neo bust, emphasizing its campy and dramatic nature.
- Kaysen brings a mirror as a symbolic, dramatic object inviting self-reflection and introspection.
- Shannon presents a large, heavy, green-eyed ram ring described as both dramatic jewelry and a potential weapon.
- The host scores participants based on the drama and uniqueness of their objects, with AB receiving the highest points.
- Humor and playful banter are prominent throughout, including jokes about the radioactivity of Bunz's dish and the dramatic nature of the mirror.
- The video highlights the eclectic and personal nature of the objects chosen, reflecting participants' personalities.
- The format involves remote participation with each person explaining their item and the host reacting and scoring.
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Speaker A
So all of you have done tennis over the past week, and I'm sure you want to know what you're going to win. Nothing. But thank you for playing. I appreciate it.
Speaker A
So we're actually starting with the first one. It was an easy one. I used you to bring into possession of you. It was what I called your most dramatic object.
Speaker A
So what we're gonna do is go one by one and just talk about them, see how we're doing. And so we're actually gonna start with Bunz and you're muted.
Speaker A
Oh God, of course I'm the first person.
Speaker A
So explain this. So it's a casserole dish specifically, a refrigerator casserole dish. You really, really don't. It's advisable to not heat this casserole dish, but it's a lovely shade of green. Kind of a...
Speaker A
Because you did bring a second photo, which was this. And I'm a little more confused.
Speaker A
Yeah, so... I mean if you happen to have like a UV light and like the dish goes under it, it does kind of glow because it's radioactive, um, but like it's chill as long as it doesn't like chip or get hot it's fine it's all good.
Speaker A
So for most dramatic object you brought, um, a fridge refrigerated dish. Yep, a refrigerator casserole dish.
Speaker A
Fantastic start to this. Yep. We're crushing it so far. So, actually, we're going to go over to Gavin next.
Speaker A
Oh, boy. So, please explain. All right. Well, if we just take a look at this beautiful object that lays out before you.
Speaker A
I wish I could tell you with accuracy what the hell this thing is. But in reality, my aunt loves going to these random flea markets and you know, like supporting the independent artist go off.
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Yes. Where is its neck is my next big question. It looks like its arms, body, and head are just connected at a point. But I also thought that the pose that this thing is like permanently in of being like in this ta-da sort of pose is it's pretty dramatic.
Speaker A
It's pretty funky looking. I think that when you are to imagine what a stuffed animal can be, this is probably on the more dramatic end of the spectrum of that category of object at least.
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Can I ask about its third leg? I was just about to say that.
Speaker A
It's a tail. That's a tail. That's a tail. It doesn't look like any of the other two legs. However, this does kind of look like Squidward.
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A little bit. Squidward with a dick. I guess it's open for interpretation what you want that third appendage to be.
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I think it's because his face, I don't even know if you can count that as a face. The head like was facing towards it that it it took me took me a while.
Speaker A
Okay thank you for bringing that in we're gonna pass it over to AB so this is my ultimate so okay this is not the photo of my life copy of it because I've been house sitting all week and I literally couldn't get to mine, even though it looks, it's literally exactly this.
Speaker A
So I just found a photo of it online. This is a, uh, Matrix ultimate matrix DVD collection with film accurate Neo bust that I have owned since about, I want to say 2008.
Speaker A
Uh, this is one of my prized possessions. Um, There is something both extremely campy, dramatic, and unserious about it. Having a stacked, on the left are all the discs, right? They're stacked from top to bottom.
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The first three Matrix movies, the Animatrix, making of discs for each one, there's a booklet. I just think it's a very dramatic way to love the Matrix.
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So, you know, and also the Neo bust really takes it to a new level. So, you know that really felt like pretty dramatic it was on the more dramatic end of, uh, of items that I own so so, uh, so yeah that's my that's my that's my item.
Speaker A
Okay so first of all I love this.
Speaker A
Second of all you can if you were to get this to someone you would have to give them everything you couldn't give them just the bust because that would seem like a threat.
Speaker A
Well the bust is, you it's it's 40 on eBay but I don't remember how much I got it for when I got it. But I got so attached to it. Just the bust. It's not the set. Just the bust part.
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Yeah. I have the whole thing. I have the whole thing. And it's one of those things that I haven't really touched it because like, I love it, but there was a period where I was tempted because I loved the casing so much to like replace the discs in it with like high def and then ultra high def copies of the movies, you know, because those are just DVDs.
Speaker A
They're standard definition DVDs, but you know, in theory, I could just use the same casing and put in like 4K versions of those movies. I have not done that because I want to respect my DVDs, but I was tempted because I mean, who doesn't want to say, hey guys, once watch the Matrix, then whips out this bad boy, flips that thing open, slides a little thingy out with the disc in it.
Speaker A
It's pretty sexy. It's pretty sexy. I'm in awe at just how incredibly niche. Knowing AB, I'm like, this is not even the most, this is not even a little surprising to see this idea.
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As something that you own. I would like to see it when I'm there.
Speaker A
You can. So you said Kaysen a couple of times.
Speaker A
So I actually want to switch this over to Kaysen, who I'm very thankful for him being here. This is a game with no strategy, no eliminations, and yet he's still only going to last one round.
Speaker A
Okay. Wow! That's crazy! Just you wait, y'all. Scott, you waited for that.
Speaker A
Wow. So, this is what Kaysen brought in.
Speaker A
Okay, so I brought a mirror, and I think... I think this involves you guys to look inward because everyone could look at a mirror and I'm just going to say y'all are dramatic as hell.
Speaker A
So... Honestly, what sells that so well is the fact that I don't, there's no mirror present in this family.
Speaker A
Yeah, like, I love that the only reason I know it's a mirror is because of your hands. Your hands just clawing up from the deep, you know?
Speaker A
This is basically, like, kind of esoteric contemporary art. It says a lot to me, honestly. Make it black and white from the tumblr.
Speaker A
How do I have? Like where to situate yourself as well as... Are you using your finger to take the picture or your thumb to take the picture?
Speaker A
The thumb is taking the picture. Okay, because your finger is placed so nicely. Which some would say is even more dramatic. Hand placement is key here, you know?
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Yeah, rule of thirds. This is a... Really? This is a word to talk? Limital space should affect it.
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So let's go over to Shannon.
Speaker A
Okay great. So what is this? A very large ring. I actually have it right in front of me. It's shiny, very sparkle green eyes.
Speaker A
Um, a ram because rams are dramatic right? They run their heads into... Also, I'm gay. Gay people are very dramatic and love dramatic jewelry and dramatic rings in particular.
Speaker A
Okay. Yeah, exactly. And so I figured this was good because of the intensity of it. And literally when it's on your finger, this would take someone's eye out.
Speaker A
Okay. It's like, it's very large. Heavy. It's also part weapon. Very much a weapon. Hefty.
Speaker A
So I'm going to go into some scoring real quick. One, I'm going to give Kaysen. You want us to look inward. I said bring your most dramatic object. You just called four other people in here objects. Not you eliminating Kaysen first.
Speaker A
I feel like that would have happened regardless. It's okay. Oh my God.
Speaker A
Second, two points, Bunz. You brought a dish in. But that's uranium. It blows and it could like give you cancer, bro.
Speaker A
Bunz, you are not selling the uranium glass of it all, okay?
Speaker A
Yeah. You're saying you undersold it. That's like collectible item type shit.
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I wanted to linger on the radioactivity, the lethality, perhaps a little more, but it was wild to look at when it glows. It could kill you if it shatters.
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One for an ashtray. Yeah. Collectible. The heat. It's fine. We're all getting cancer anyways.
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People take Blackwise to thrift stores to find this stuff. You know what I mean?
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It's everywhere. There's tons of everywhere.
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I'm going to give three points to AB. Just because that's that's amazing just pulling down and being like hey do you want to watch the Matrix and they're like sure and you're like...
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so hard. I was just like enamored, like, holy shit. Were you watching the same video as me? You were just. We had to reshoot mine. We had to reshoot mine. Because I don't think my initial one recorded. Is that correct, Scott? Your audio could have.
Speaker A
See, that's tragic. Because we had a good back and forth, I thought. So we're actually going to get into that. Because you, first of all, you went straight into daddy issues. That was so goaded. And when I answered, you became shocked that you were right.
Speaker A
that the conversation itself was like genuinely awkward because you were just sitting there like no no i just wish you would have said no like you what did you say in response to me you said something to the effect of like well i
Speaker A
haven't seen him since i was two or something and i was like wow yeah i fucking ate this i ate this jesus christ sorry it's a nail in the head meanwhile with buttons You started off awkward, but then you just got genuinely curious. Oh yeah, because I
Speaker A
knew- The way you answered was so fucking weird! I was like, wait... I forgot, like, I got lost in the plot. I started becoming the, like, one that was awkward and confused. I lost the lead. At one point, you asked me where I grew up. I don't-
Speaker A
some relevant context there. Um, Gavin, uh, what makes sense in the soul? Um, I did not like that at all. Did you blink? I don't know. Maybe it was only a minute. You could probably not blink for a minute. I thought it was frozen. It was beautiful.
Speaker A
Um, Jason, so my issue is, like, I was infested. You were doing such a good job telling the story that I wanted to know the ending. You shouldn't have added Katy Perry. You should have gone with something like...
Speaker A
It was Hook. No, Katy Perry made sense because I assumed that... It was a song about... What was that song? I Kissed a Girl in a Baby.
Speaker A
shooting stars firecrackers i don't know firework and then shannon it made sense to me shannon the first 45 seconds i did not feel awkward at all the final 15 seconds you got so awkward and uncomfortable that it made me want the taste no i lost
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i was like i I couldn't even pivot to anything else. I was watching the clock and I'm like, this is insane. Okay. So, all right.
Speaker A
What I'm going to do here is five points, Gavin. Obviously. I support it. I support it 100%. 100%. 100%. Landslide. Four points. Four points, AB. Thank you. Hit the daddy issues. Yeah. one line or a banger clocked it immediately yeah uh three points of shannon
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because that last 10 seconds was rough yeah that's what she said definitely you know i'm two points in cases because i didn't know where it was going and i wasn't sure i wanted to know And one point to Bonds strictly because you were
Speaker A
just genuinely curious at the end. I got lost in the plot. It happens. I have ADHD. I forget what I'm doing sometimes. Not sometimes. Tasks for ADHD people, it's like good and bad. Either I'm locked in, hyper-focused, or I
Speaker A
just deviate. Or it's like, that's a task we told to me. No! So true.
Speaker A
So now we're going to go into our next task. Let's hope you guys like noises. No. Oh, God. I really hope mine was. Make the best noise. I really hope mine was. When you are ready to make your noise,
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you must say, this is my best noise. After you have made your noise, you must remain still and silent for at least five seconds. You have ten minutes and one attempt. Your time starts now.
Speaker A
I feel, I don't know. 10 minutes for a noise. Jason, you're perfect. Is that a fucking boobazela? Never seen one of these, Scott.
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Gavin? You appeared right as I asked. I don't know if this is satisfying. I hope that it is. Wow. Okay.
Speaker A
So that was fun. Oh, a lot of different ways people attacked this. Uh oh. And I think we start with A.B.
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This is my best noise. I considered it. I thought that I knew you were going to do. That felt priming.
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It was. It absolutely was. It came from the gut. It came from the spirit. I don't know. I just needed to listen to my heart. And that's what it told me. So.
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There's someone here to have a similar approach to you. Let's move to Bunz. What the fuck? Okay, this is my best noise.
Speaker A
Okay um... Bunz. Don't give the lead up, Lore! Bunz, um... First of all, what the fuck, what... Why would that? Because I spent like five minutes thinking and trying to figure out how to make the hyrax noise and like do it in a way that like would feel
Speaker A
like I would be proud of it. And then I got stage fright. And so my best noise in that moment was just to scream out nag me. So I just full said I just, yep. That's so fair. That's so
Speaker A
fair. That's why I can't make the noise. I couldn't make the noise with my own self. That was a lot. I really wanted to do the Hyrax, but...
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I'm scared. Didn't even come through. What the heck, man? Wow. It was too loud. It was too best.
Speaker A
The thing is, we all know what it is, though. That's true. I literally heard it without hearing it. And it's the best flavor, LaCroix.
Speaker A
I'm not a LaCroix bitch, but I do love hearing the snap and the hiss of a... Of a spicy water? Yeah, except. Well, just like of a soda or anything like that. Like, I fuck with it. I fuck
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with it heavy. Nothing could have prepared me for what you were going to do.
Speaker A
Sorry. Sorry, Scott. Let's see what Shannon fucks with. I think this is my best noise, right?
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fucking ate just give her the turn he wasn't even screaming yes because i woke him up and here we go that's kind of impressive actually wow okay that was powerful there was there was power behind that no yeah it's really a
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cat that long to make that noise because he was asleep for it and I had to wake him up and I had to be like, usually, usually he'll come up on me and make that noise without any prompting. It's when you ask
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that it's like a true child. It's when I don't want them to scream at me that they scream at me. Because really his meow is more like.
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Question, is there any way to hear the weird tube sound again? What a good question. It's almost like I need to hear everyone again just to see if.
Speaker A
Yes. Good job everyone. Good work. Those were good together. That was truly art. You can make a song with that.
Speaker A
So unfortunately, I'm going to give Gavin one. Even when I was putting this together, you could still just barely hear the initial crack and the actual pouring, nothing. Yeah. Tragic. I understand the spirit of it, though. I respect. I respect it. If it would have come
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through... I felt it in my heart. I did. It's for the people. Two. In Bones, for that scream, you were very lucky Sinan-San didn't come through at all.
Speaker A
So you get two points. Be happy with that. That's better than one. Um... eighties prime screen three points that that shook me to my core um okay i mean we know we know yeah like don't even we know in terms of
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best noise a cat meowing is gonna beat an equally beautiful very unique sound i'm gagged by this five points to shannon four points to casein i don't understand the little horn guy thingy so i don't really know what it took to make that
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noise but it's just your throat like oh wait he's still got it it's just a straight tooth oh when it extends excuse me my phone very own lightsaber football games it's called the boobazela you remember like 2014 when everybody was like boobazela and they was in the world cup
Speaker A
i have a question taskmaster if if casein does a live performance can he get a bonus point i'm here for that considerate consideration do i try to copy it or do i make a new one No, it's coming from your heart. I want to hear your heart's song. Primal. Primal. Channel
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me and AB. Scott, this is my best noise. Oh. Oh. Oh. Let's wait for that. Yes.
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Absolutely deserved. Yes. My neighbors are probably so confused. Who cares? You live in a college. It's their fight. They'll survive.
Speaker A
All right. Keeping things back on track. This one is simple. It's speed. Let's see how people do. It's about counting. Everyone knows how to count, hopefully.
Speaker A
Oh. I don't remember. What the fuck is this one? Count to 100. as fast as possible. Your time starts now. Again, simple, count to 100, fast as possible. 0100, you didn't say that I had to count fully. Okay, exactly,
Speaker A
yes, because she's great. I never said all the way to 100. And surely no one else is gonna waste their time counting all the way from one to 100.
Speaker A
But anyway, let's look at Gavin, Shannon, Kaysen, and AB and see how they did.
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Yeah, good job. I had that thought, but I was like, no, in the spirit of the game. Count to 100 as fast as possible. Your time starts now. 1, 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
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17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 25 25 25 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 56 56 56 57 68 69
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70 71 72 73 74 75 57 67 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85, I feel like it's not a surprising first place bonds five points because you're not telling them that I also then backtracked and was like, wait, and
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then... No, you still did it. But I did my 20s because I was like, wait, is that cheating? And then... But I did not count a full to 100, you guys. That's savage. That's dedication. You counted a 200, yes.
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I hung up the call and I literally sat there and I was like, I could have just done... never even considered that i i thought about it i really was like you know what maybe but i was like no no in the spirit
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of the game in the spirit of competitive sportsmanship thank you i will not and look at this i'm being punished for my integrity you are being punished with one point because of 36 seconds you were in last place i'm really glad to get the results of of
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the full counters. In second place with four points, we have Kacen with 32 seconds.
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Solid. And with a difference of 0.2 seconds. Damn. Gavin gets third place with three points.
Speaker A
Damn. And he gets two points. Bitch, oh, wait. Oh, wait, did you say I got first place? Oh, that's the third place. No. I got fourth? Bun's got first place. What'd I get? Oh, right, right. What did I get? You got to hear
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it to my heart. Okay, okay. That's what I thought I heard. Sorry, you released, you revealed those in a strange order. Yeah, I did. So did I get second?
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No, you, me two, Gavin three, you four, AB five. No. Fifth place. Places. No, everybody. We keep talking points and places interchangeably, even the opposite. First place, once, second place. Kaysen. Third place, Gavin. Fourth place, Shannon. I'm so excited! Fifth place, A.B. That
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was so weird. That was so weird. No, I thought... No, that's what I'm saying.
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That's what I'm saying. You truly put them in a weird way. You were hanging on a cliffhanger for Kaysen. Yeah. But... Because he gave himself the good job. I mean, I feel like he deserved a little bit of a cliffhanger. That
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was... That was so sweet. Anyway. I was talking about how my Eminem Rap God days with me learning how to rap rap god helped me with that. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. With the Chris Brown and uh, what's his face? That
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was... Good memorization. Look at me now. Alright, let's see what we can draw up next. Draw a portrait of the task monster.
Speaker A
You have one minute to prepare, then you have two minutes to complete the drawing mess- Oh, bitch! You must maintain eye contact with the computer screen the entire time you're drawing. Your time starts... now. You have no fucking idea how good I am at fucking contour drawing and how fucking ready I
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was for this shit. I need paper. One minute to prepare. Should I use this pen? Should I use a sharpie?
Speaker A
It's gonna be a work of art, I hope you know. Use this pen. Without using my computer as the implement, right? Of course. All the information you can use it however, you can read it however you want to.
Speaker A
You have no idea. I was an art teacher for fucking five years. I'm great at blind contour drawing. Not at speaking, but drawing on paper. Okay, got one. Beautiful. Are you ready to start?
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I would like my other pencil. See, the pen, look, the choice of pen and marker situation is complicated, right? I also just defaulted and was like, fuck it, this is the one I'm using. So AB was correct. You could
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have easily just drawn me on your computer and kept eye contact with the computer the entire time. Unfortunately, no one decided to do that. Where's the integrity? The spirit of the game. Okay, Ms. Zero, 100. But also, just in terms of computer
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tools, I realized I couldn't figure out fast enough how I was gonna do it.
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So then I just, just like, nevermind. Thought was there. That was smart. I did what I did. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I immediately went, I have markers. I literally had my orange parchment. Oh, the big part of the task was you had to
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keep eye contact the entire time. Let's take a glimpse on how that went. I blink! Blinking doesn't mean I look down. You're so unserious. Oh god.
Speaker A
This is going to be extremely interpretive. We know Gavin's good at staring at the screen. Yeah, really.
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Link too? Is that a... Okay. I have to find the blue. A couple things. One, Gavin, I love how your default was just to go right back to the awkward task. You'd be like, you want me to stare at you? Absolutely. Go with what you
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know. I've never seen Bones more excited. I work in IT now. I don't get to do fun things like that anymore.
Speaker A
You heard your calling. Ironically, I did do a blind contour, like literally two nights before randomly. So it was like, serendipity that I just had all of it prepared and was ready to go. It was good. Shannon, I liked how you started off by saying
Speaker A
this is going to be a work of art and very quickly went to this is going to be interpretive. Those are not mutually exclusive. Interpretive art.
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Interpretive works of art. My favorite moment of this entire week is Jason. I need to find the blue.
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Yes. Very interpretive, very much a work of art. feel it it has vibes it has beautiful eyeballs right here i'm not really sure and the curtain the curtain behind his head okay okay yeah okay beautiful love we're working with layers here all
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right i see human i see there's a human being and there's a tele there's a shirt he was wearing a honestly you should be like super impressed she made you're you're like ripped this is a very flattering i take it
Speaker A
You got the- I love it. Which is great because the next thing he had the photo of me was not flattering. So, you talked about bodies a lot, so let's go to this next one.
Speaker A
I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Kasem. When I tell you that I have literally looked at probably over a thousand, like from age like 14 to like 19 year olds blind contour drawings in my lifetime. I am so impressed.
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I really like your use of blue. Thank you so much. Um, the thing is, is that like, guys, I love art. He did a great job.
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It's abstract. Speaking of marks, let's see what Gavin has. Oh, yeah. Okay, anglerfish. Not too much on the top. Why is it a landscape? Is there three hours and 88 minutes?
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What is happening here? Yeah, that was the clock that he was holding. Yeah. You can see the headphones that became disembodied from...
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in my the thing is that's actually that's last bright so yeah it's just hanging off for dear life so detailed also the cloud in the top right is supposed to be his hair thank you beautiful i was gonna ask
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it's all just floating around it's somewhere yeah i like it it's all the paper you know it's a deconstructionist yes you were very proud of this until you looked down Yes, because I was like, I got so many details
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in and then I saw that none of them were together and I was like, okay, well, they're all there, but yeah, not together.
Speaker A
We're going to move on to the old artist in the room. Uh-huh, artist. Period. When I heard you can't break eye contact, I figured it was a single continuous line. so i'm sorry for your like your chins uh plural but i mean it's
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very good it especially without looking down at once no truly and then finally we're gonna see a b yes wow it's not bad well not at all I just feel like when you really... I do feel like I caught the vibe.
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Going back and forth from that to Scott, right now I see it. I'm like, you know what? Truly, if you told me to guess someone I know that maybe this could be, I could see me saying Scott. The chin hair,
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this part, all of it, it's so perfectly embodies... just the all the information you need like it's abstract but it is like so on on point thank you thank you all right so we're gonna go into points um one point
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unfortunately to Gavin just because I was in too many pieces understand um haven't robbed I don't understand why you don't like being disembodied, but okay. Like, whatever.
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Two points to Kacen, because you put a wolf inside my head, and I respect that. And maybe that's your inner alpha. Yes. That's exactly what it is. Very good.
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Four points to AB. obviously it was fantastic and then I mean five points five points to buns because that was that was crazy ab was robbed that was like what should be in it I said ab was robbed there should be at
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a museum so you get four points and ab gets five points I'm totally solid with that just because I respect how absolutely minimal and exactly enough this is it's beautiful thank you so much Now hype mine up too. I loved your blue. I think another
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point maybe? Honestly. You would think so. So what we're going to do next is actually we're going to do something a little fun. It's just for one person.
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It's for Bluntz. She was the first person to complete everything so she's going to get one small quick taste. It's a minute long so I can be fast. But if she gets it gets the points allotted if she doesn't she won't uh so
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what's gonna happen is i'm gonna send it over to your submission okay while you're sending it will you are you gonna at least show my very epic beautiful craftsmanship for your dating uh yeah it's almost like we have more
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tasks after this oh beautiful i was scared that we were done i don't remember what all we had to do to be honest oh we have so many you know we have we have two more after this let's say adhd okay so same
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rules as before uh read it read as much of it as you can out loud uh you will have uh one minute let's go waiting but you know that and then uh whenever you get the answer just uh say it to us Okay.
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Are you ready? I guess. Where are you sending it? To the submission staff. Okay.
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Beautiful. Yeah. Okay. I'm ready. Oh, fuck me. Okay. Here we go. Sorry in advance to all of the population. of Welshland. I don't know where the Welsh from. Read the task, please. Translate the following sentence from Welsh into English and say it to the
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group. Mayor... You don't have to actually say it if you don't need to. Oh, okay, beautiful.
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20 seconds. It means... This task gives zero points. You, fuck you! Okay, all right, thank you.
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Your zero points will be added to your score. And we will move over. Troll.
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Nice. considered welsh people from wales usually well wales is a country sorry okay go ahead continue on all right so just take one little look at everyone comic sans i think now it's time for you guys to help me fall in love and i appreciate that
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Complete the Taskmaster's dating profile. Give him a name, occupation, bio, and describe what his profile pictures should be. You will give final approval of the photo. You have until 24 hours for the round to approve the photo. Your time starts now. Okay.
Speaker A
So we're going to go through them one by one. And just talk me through it. You know, talk to me how this is going to be what helps. So let's start with... Sir Hoying of the Scott Variety III.
Speaker A
Professional Mourning. Past Master for some, Master for all. And as everyone can tell, I'm eating an onion in a tree.
Speaker A
Wow. That's a choice. Yes. So we all know Scott Hoying from Pentatonix, right? I just wanted to differentiate that this is not Scott Hoying, this is Sir Hoying of the Scott Variety III. Just to throw that out there. Thanks for clearing that up, Kaysen. Appreciate it.
Speaker A
And you know, Sir Hoying is what we call, he's very empathetic, I'd like to think. He's very in touch with other people and his own emotions. And so that's why I figured professional mourner, hell yeah. I mean, like it's helping people in their lowest of times. And I mean, who doesn't
Speaker A
love that, right? Who doesn't look for that in a man who can really be there emotionally for their partner? And then of course- I will say that calling me empathetic right after I just made someone do a challenge for no points Also, he's selling this. You're eating an onion
Speaker A
in a tree. Like you're obviously an empath. Like that's foul. Thank you. Who would do that? Really? Because you took the- Set him cook. Yes, you took that because you wanted to make other people feel better. And that is what your job
Speaker A
is, is it not? To be there for people, to mourn for people, right? And then, of course, I had to put Taskmaster for some, Master for all, because you're so, I mean, yes, you can be, I'm showing two sides of you. You
Speaker A
can be very emotional and emotionally present, but then you can also just be a dog. A dog is wild. So am I eating the onion to prepare for my next presentation? No, no, no, no. No, no, no, this is, like I said, this is the mooring side of you to make people
Speaker A
feel better. How are you not getting the concept, Scott? It's so good. It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on business.
Speaker A
Like, literally. Hmm, okay. No, no. Casey's just keeping it too real. Yeah, no, no. Oh, Org Awards? Yeah, Casey's. Well, obviously we have Scott Task here, Mr. Taskmaster, some may say. Well, Scott, as we know from his phenomenal job that he's been doing here is a well-established five-time Emmy
Speaker A
Award winning game show host. And who isn't attracted to this level of success? And look at the man that's on your screen here at the at the org awards as you know as we all wish that we could be
Speaker A
at some point but um of course not everything can be so wholesome because scott task will he'll give you a task eye emoji fantastic hell yeah it was nice it was sweet to the point that pitch honestly it's all so swipe right Let's see A B's pitch because
Speaker A
we have Rocky Danger. No one's here for this. Entrepreneur. The artist, a dreamer, a visionary. Perfect. Not many can keep up with me, but the few that, but the few who will go into a new kind of paradise. Dream big.
Speaker A
So here's the thing about Rocky Danger. He's just an international man of mystery. Okay.
Speaker A
Like he, he'd be out here, like he, he's storied, you know, he's lived many lives and like, that's kind of why he has to hide his face, you know, because like, he has so many like ops and enemies out here that like want
Speaker A
him, you know, that, that like, that want his head, but like, he can't let him have it, but he's also a lover. So that's why he's, he's here, you know, he's, he's kind of hitting both notes. He's an entrepreneur, which means, you know,
Speaker A
he's go getter. And, you know, as you can tell from his photo, pretty nice shirt, which implies he's a great entrepreneur. Ignore the fact that, you know, the photo is slightly under lit. You know, there's like this sense of like him being in
Speaker A
a weird basement, definitely not his mom's house. He is like just a really different, dangerous, interesting, yet confident kind of guy. And, you know, if you give him a shot, you're gonna like learn things about yourself. So like, I don't know. He
Speaker A
just has aura. Like, I just, when I see this kind of dude on dating apps, I'm like, like, the panties be dropping. And so, like, I knew that I had to recreate, I know I had to recreate that, that
Speaker A
vibe here today. And I think it's perfectly recreated. I feel like this would definitely be on a MySpace page. No, no, no, no. Trust.
Speaker A
There are worse attempts at rocky danger out there. Oh no, I meant that as a compliment. They're actively on the dating apps. This is a slay. The underlit photo, the choice, yeah. I said underlit, make sure that the wall behind you is bare. Hide your faces if you have
Speaker A
something to hide, but you don't actually... You described this all. is a draft checklist checklist damn okay rector i had a vision baby all right so we're gonna go to buns who i'm gonna let her take this one away because she also went art mode on
Speaker A
this and did this herself okay so I question mark the task because I had not received the materials that I needed in order to complete it. I needed a good photo so that I could, you know, like design the profile. Um, hi, Rex. I sent her a
Speaker A
couple. Yeah. Scott gave me some, some bangers to work with. They were all I needed. Um, I made some like potentials, but I really landed on the party 90s like Marty McFly vibe with him being cradled by the high rocks like a baby.
Speaker A
Yeah. It's very blurry, but let me just read the profile part because I think it's really important.
Speaker A
I gave Scott the last name Vega because I thought that it was very... It's a powerful last name. Yeah, it was Suave. He's an exotic animal vibes consultant, and he obviously has to live in LA. Sorry, Scott, you have to relocate. Oddly, you're less than a mile away from me, which
Speaker A
is weird because I would not set foot in LA, but we move. Wow, leave us alone. The haters in the chat. If you can't handle me at being cradled by a giant hyrax in a vintage windbreaker, you don't deserve me
Speaker A
at making you pancakes at 2 a.m. while explaining questionable life theories. Obviously, I had to add, I live for bold moments, louder outfits, and animals that could absolutely ruin me, but she's not too. Um... Dancing are some of his hobbies, thrift stores, spontaneous adventures. Biggest red flag is
Speaker A
you say calm down unironically. And he's looking for someone who isn't afraid of a little chaos, can appreciate a good fit, will hype him up while he inevitably befriends another questionable animal, and understands that this photo is not a one-time event, but it's a lifestyle. And then his little fun fact,
Speaker A
just to really draw him in, is that the Hyrax and him made eye contact one time, and now they're basically family. Totally. So, yeah. It means Robert. Totally. I honestly want to load this into Tinder for you. I feel like it would get you some solid matches, but, you
Speaker A
know. It could. I won't medal. Maybe this will because next we have Scotty. Now. The slob squat. I will say that the Scotty with a Y occupation is single dad who works two jobs who lives with kids and never stops. And
Speaker A
looking for love at all the wrong places i love my kids oh my god guess which one's my favorite it's clearly not the one taking this photo of me uh why is this the best best profile well look you know i
Speaker A
i decided to have a little more fun with this um you know look We know that there's those girls on these apps who love a fixer-upper. They love a project, right? And this man, Scotty, is a project.
Speaker A
He has children, so he's capable of some love, right? Good stuff. Kid thing, kid angle, solid. But try to be funny. Try to be funny with the guest favorites. I don't know. Yeah, and also I'm really pleased with the sunglasses choice that Scott made for this.
Speaker A
I evoked the vibe of this person that I needed him to be, and he really delivered. So thank you, Scott. I assume you're welcome. I assume Scotty would be swagged out. Yeah, and I love that you put no spaces in your job. Thank
Speaker A
you so much for that. And I said particularly the two jobs, irrelevant. Like they're not listed here. Who knows? They could be anything at any given time. We're not sure. All right. So entrepreneur, it's something all the jobs listed here. What are those? Yeah. Okay.
Speaker A
Blown out saturated photo too. It's really beautiful. The greens are really poppy. Okay. So in terms of points, I think we just like pause and just admire the Slav squat pose. I don't think I've seen it done better. The tree really like kinda like takes away at
Speaker A
just how well like performed that Slav squat is. Was that creative freedom? No, I needed the tree there. I told Scott that I needed him to be outside preferably by a tree. Not in that squat, in that exact, however, I was not necessarily picturing
Speaker A
profile, I was picturing more head on. So I'm down for the pro, I was very pleased with the profile shot, honestly. I love the profile. I think it's a little something. The hands really do something. So I'm pleased, pleased. And yeah, the tree, I needed the tree. Yeah, it was important, solid.
Speaker A
stuff shows that unstable yeah all right um okay so points wise i think with the amount of effort put in i will give buns five points i think that's fair um four points i mean the squat two jobs
Speaker A
guess which one's my favorite Beautiful. Thank you. I was making you giggle during that too. I kept seeing your face crack and you were trying not to laugh at me and I was like... I mean, three Rocky Danger.
Speaker A
I mean, who is this mysterious man? Solid. Solid. Well executed. He's powerful. For sure. I'm also going to give Gavin three points as well.
Speaker A
So two, three points. It's just a task. It's right there. It's catchy. And Kaysen, I don't know where I'm going to put you. I think it will annoy Bunz if I put you last. So I'm going to put you last second
Speaker A
with two points. Hey, Scott. Scott, as your adopted child, I feel like I'm the least favorite. I think that you should ask him about... his relationship with his father, it went over really well the first time from what I hear. So maybe that tactic, that ain't
Speaker A
cool. So we have one more to go. Oh, fuck. And let's see what happens. Oh, wait, the hiding one.
Speaker A
Yeah, we blacked this out. from my memory. I did this within two hours of this moment, so we'll see. I watched the video, I think I just sent it in. So we'll see how it looks. So for the final task, let's see who
Speaker A
brings it home. Camouflage yourself in a video and only reveal yourself after 10 seconds.
Speaker A
Oh shit. Best camouflage wins. You will receive an extra point of revealing yourself. You do it slowly with the biggest smile you can. You have until 24 hours from the round to submit. Your time starts now.
Speaker A
Okay. So very simple. Hide yourself, camouflage yourself. And I'm going to try to see if I can guess where you're at. And...
Speaker A
After that, reveal yourself and then we're gonna see where the points go. So let's start with Kacen.
Speaker A
Okay, so if I had to guess. Help! Kacen. Oh my God. If I had to guess where you're at, I would say potentially underneath the bed maybe? Put the answer head on.
Speaker A
If this is the best direction, you win the whole game. I'm so sorry, everyone else. No, this is fabulous. This is not- Let's see. I'm so concerned. You smile, I'm gonna scream. I don't want any questions.
Speaker A
You win. You win. I literally fully hid myself. Like, I wasn't even camouflaged. Y'all, I gotta- I sent Scott- I didn't know Scott wasn't supposed to know about this.
Speaker A
Like, supposed to watch the video. So I sent him a picture. Petition to rename- Oh my god. Oh my god. I painted my forehead pink. Petition to change Kaysen's name to M.
Speaker A
Night Shyamalan because I was not ready for that. Let me just send it in the chat so y'all can just... Okay.
Speaker A
I'm so enamored. Oh my god. This is fabulous. Gavin is next, so I'm going to hang tight for a second. Sorry. It's a spectacle, guys.
Speaker A
There we go. I'm back. No, okay. Wait, really quick, though. I saw Kaysen there, but I didn't think it was you. I was like, who's the strange man underneath Kaysen? Who's that frightening-looking man underneath Kaysen's bed? Why is... and
Speaker A
I'm sleeping. What was your head like? Can I just ask what you color matched your entire head and face to? So I, here's the thing. I had pink face paper. Why pink? Well, I already had it. But there's so many other colors.
Speaker A
So I, cause I'm a college student and I'm broke and I have no money y'all. So I gotta work with what I got. So i had pink face paint so i went to walmart and i said i gotta
Speaker A
i gotta look for anything that matches this color so in the moment and i found some felt and i said we're gonna do it i already had the bald cap okay so this is gonna be very hard to
Speaker A
lose to but let's we're gonna go what do you mean let's see let's see what gavin does shall we All right, so let's see. Just mic drop.
Speaker A
Just mic drop. Mic drop and walk out. It's pretty, pretty difficult. I will say. You did a nice try. Nice shot. You are like, you are vaguely camouflaging, just not well. And like, I appreciate the effort.
Speaker A
Yeah. I think if you hadn't have been upside down where all the blood was rushing to your face, you might have been- Your face was as big as mine.
Speaker A
Yeah, I think that like, you were like bordering Cason level there because of the blood rush. No paint needed.
Speaker A
All right, next we're gonna go to Bones. and then I ended up just being a fucking liar. That was perfect.
Speaker A
All right, we're going to head to AB next. Word. You're going to put me last, huh? Okay.
Speaker A
Where are you? Okay, so I don't know. Shit. Where is this room is what I'm wondering, physically. Oh, I see you. Phenomenal job.
Speaker A
Okay. I do not, but I have more questions about the room as well. I do not know, but I'm going to, let's see. Let's see what's happening. You did incredible. I think I know. Oh, I see you. I see
Speaker A
you now. Yeah. That was solid as shit. That's beautiful. I did that. I did that, I'm not even joking, about 50 minutes before we started this at my work, because I'm a personal assistant and my boss has his own
Speaker A
personal like movie room, like his movie theater room. And I realized that I could escape in there and nobody would know that I was up to some bullshit. I saw these like pillows and stuff and I was like, wait, I'm wearing all black
Speaker A
today, like unintentionally. Like what if I just like bend? in such a way that you could only see black and it looked like a pillow. So there you go.
Speaker A
I was surprised that it worked out as well as it did, because I put no planning into that at all. Can I ask one follow-up question really quickly? Yeah. That's your boss's movie room.
Speaker A
Yeah. Why are the walls like that? What is happening in that space? it's his movie room but he doesn't work in film or tv he works in music so i don't really understand what his idea of a movie room is to be completely
Speaker A
honest yeah i don't really get it personally but some things are not for me to get i'm just there to get paid so all right uh speaking for thing uh speaking about things we're not supposed to get let's
Speaker A
see where shannon decides to I'm so excited. Okay. My first inclination is where the dog is directly looking.
Speaker A
Fern is such a cop. No, she really is. She's like, I knew you were there.
Speaker A
Also that, I did tell this to Scott and look, I won't be shameful here or ashamed here, but the laundry pile is that tall. I just put myself under it. I draw that with my clothes on the floor. Unfortunately, so
Speaker A
I considered mine, but they're on my dresser. I also have some on my dresser and I climb on there or dismantle the pyramid I have. But yeah, respect. All right. So we're going to go to the final scoring of this.
Speaker A
I'm gonna say one point to Gavin, just because he's literally laying upside down. What?
Speaker A
And robbing the camera. Robbed. Okay, I'm sorry, you're right. Bunz is gonna get one point.
Speaker A
I'll give Gavin two points. Chasen, because... That was so much work. I genuinely appreciated that.
Speaker A
How hard was that to remove? Not hard at all. Hopped in the shower, washed it off. I'm glad to hear that. It was in my ears for a while though. Because yes, I did paint inside my ears as well.
Speaker A
So yeah, Bones one point, Gavin two points. some three points i'm gonna give shannon four because despite the dog it was also just genuinely funny thank you so much thank you so much appreciate it i knew she would bring
Speaker A
that little lecture something and then um i mean five points to ab because that was that was amazing No, that was perfect. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
Speaker A
I'm shocked I pulled that off. I genuinely thought I wanted to take it. It was impeccable. Like, I was like, I was like, I think I'm just not going to make this one. I think we should have to take the L of, like,
Speaker A
you know, whatever. But then I was like, fuck it. Fuck it. I have a beat. My boss is taking a nap. He won't know. Also, you chose, like, the most obscure room. So, like, my eye was just like, what the hell is going
Speaker A
on here? It's going everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Searching. I have such good... You have the artistic eye. It's there. All right. So for final points, I will say in fifth place is Kaysen. No.
Speaker A
Keeping the string alive. Kaysen is a constant Rob King. Okay. What is going on? Gavin to fourth place.
Speaker A
Third to Bones. Oh my God, not a beat between me and A.V. for the top two. Are you kidding? That's insane. So silly. And the winner of the Taskmaster Remote Chaos Mini with 27 points, Shannon. This really helps after
Speaker A
I canceled the org when I was going to eat down. And I was going to win that. So I had to win this instead, you know? I had to win this instead. Deserve it. Yeah, so deserve. Here's my crowning
Speaker A
achievements. I would like to honorably sacrifice my slot to Kacen so that it's not last place. No, no, no. I feel like somebody has to give him some good vibes to at least not get last place always. No, he doesn't always get last place. He's blue.
Speaker A
To be fair. If you blew the lead and got last place, it fits. It's the middle. Okay. Okay. To be fair, I do. Black Widow Brigade, I did get fourth. So I'll take it. It's true. See? Exactly. He doesn't
Speaker A
always get last place.
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