Funny TikToks that Had me Rolling on the Floor! PT.20 — Transcript

A hilarious compilation of funny TikToks featuring quirky moments, pets, and relatable humor that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Key Takeaways

  • Humor often comes from everyday relatable situations and spontaneous reactions.
  • Pets and animals provide a rich source of comedic content due to their unpredictable behavior.
  • Social media trends and memes are a common theme that connects with a broad audience.
  • The video blends absurdity with real-life awkwardness for comedic effect.
  • Short, punchy clips keep the viewer engaged and entertained throughout.

Summary

  • The video showcases a variety of funny TikTok clips with spontaneous humor and quirky conversations.
  • Includes humorous interactions with pets, such as a dog with social anxiety and funny animal noises.
  • Features relatable jokes about relationships, social life, and everyday awkward moments.
  • Contains playful banter about single life, memes, and social observations.
  • Highlights unexpected and absurd situations, like shower mishaps and strange marketplace encounters.
  • Incorporates lighthearted commentary on pop culture and internet trends.
  • Mixes random, silly antics with genuine comedic timing and personality.
  • Uses music and sound effects to enhance the humor throughout the clips.
  • Includes moments of self-deprecating humor and playful teasing among friends.
  • Overall, the video is a light, entertaining watch filled with diverse comedic content.

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00:01
Speaker A
Hey, do the thing. It's not even raining. I don't think I can. Ah, come on Thor, where's lightning? Okay, fine, I'll try.
00:23
Speaker A
you're supposed to run up this ramp jump grab and hang this is the ramp dream guest on my podcast oh my gosh I mean honestly let SP think about one of my exes oh just pulled up to the studio and laid it on
00:45
Speaker A
Okay, we share all the memes about how children are weak and can't do what we used to do. This thing literally—
01:11
Speaker A
do I put the Joker in The Phantom Zone quickest route no freeways computer do you hear me don't want to eat candy but the parasites s me W the C Bri what did you just say that that said right here
01:31
Speaker A
You're supposed to run up this ramp, jump, grab, and hang. This is the ramp. Dream guest on my podcast. Oh my gosh. I mean, honestly, let SP think about one of my exes. Oh, just pulled up to the studio and laid it on.
01:43
Speaker A
urine hope you brought wine I liked me you liked being stupid see that comes from sitting up there pulling on that [Music] knob that [ __ ] go unreal do you guys want to see the view I have when I'm
02:22
Speaker A
The—are you a gay ally? Oh yeah, yeah bro, that's for Black History Month. How old are you? 29. Yep, you're the age that judges me. I am 20 years old and I also judge you. JoJo, oh wait, no went must computer. How
02:51
Speaker A
it men can't believe that women are single by choice because men aren't single by choice dear Jesus did you hear what she said like she's gone will you have me my lemonade yeah do a lemonade that was weird okay no
03:15
Speaker A
do I put the Joker in The Phantom Zone? Quickest route, no freeways. Computer, do you hear me? Don't want to eat candy but the parasites s me W the C Bri. What did you just say? That that said right here.
04:07
Speaker A
left without me they do this every year you're getting you up texts I'm getting texts from the guy that I bought a sheep fleece from on Facebook Marketplace introducing me to his sheep white sheep excuse me goaties excuse me
04:24
Speaker A
I mean, I don't know if anyone else sees this. It says—hold on, I thought it said hope you. I only saw this. I thought it said urine. Hope you brought urine? Why would someone bring urine? That looks like
05:13
Speaker A
sorry no no you're done oh my God no I don't like oh babe you can't go backwards God damn it I don't like [Music] it no no Dam it e m m m [Music] m I was under the impression that
05:58
Speaker A
urine. Hope you brought wine. I liked me. You liked being stupid. See, that comes from sitting up there pulling on that—knob, that [ __ ] go unreal. Do you guys want to see the view I have when I'm
06:10
Speaker A
ears I got a dog with social anxiety worse than mine this fool is afraid of leaves blowing in his Direction he just sprinted back to my apartment door because he saw a mosquito fly next to his face what what am I supposed to do with
06:26
Speaker A
peeing? Is that a turtle? Milan, come in here quick, there's a turtle. Excuse me, does this book have spice in it? Oh yeah, lots. Oh great, thanks. God, can't bless you and more when you too busy settling for last catch.
06:56
Speaker A
car nothing so beautiful IED it why can't we leave it there mama mama why can't we leave it there it's kind of dangerous do it do it lower lower yeah quit harder again again again W again again don't wait wait wait they're
07:58
Speaker A
It men can't believe that women are single by choice because men aren't single by choice. Dear Jesus, did you hear what she said? Like she's gone. Will you have me my lemonade? Yeah, do a lemonade. That was weird. Okay, no
08:26
Speaker A
perception ands normal right walk nice day bag of bread people think my sister's So Glamorous but look at this respectable [Laughter] kids guys Mom tell her to Jo Where Are You Jo I can't see [Laughter] you I was H every day and I didn't have
09:22
Speaker A
check the sauce. This little—life so itchy, an addiction, man. This feels better than anything you've ever done to me, anything I've ever done to you. [Laughter] Check. Okay, yeah, yeah, that's going to work. Why does it look like that? Oh, they
10:30
Speaker A
what up Dad my God yeah could I get some mustard um uh yeah let me get some mustard though mom's just like Emily just tell people your interest to love you you'll be able to make tons of friends Mom
10:54
Speaker A
left without me. They do this every year. You're getting you up texts. I'm getting texts from the guy that I bought a sheep fleece from on Facebook Marketplace, introducing me to his sheep. White sheep? Excuse me, goaties? Excuse me,
11:08
Speaker A
somehow created something worse than skibbidy toilet if I have to hear Chick-fil-A [Music] sauce same I'm one of those people that'd be like what do you have in your fre for dinner people we don't like it never will girls who say they're one of the
11:34
Speaker A
it's white sheep here and shepherd's pie. That's whose wool you got? Oh, I wouldn't want it any other way. Holy [ __ ] e. [Laughter] E, get out of here. E, e, e, e. No, no, okay, that's enough. I'm
11:46
Speaker A
into the most random junk that never happens like if you feel an itch in your left pinky toe do not scratch it the itch will spread to your lungs killing you instantly if you walk outside at 3:33 a.m. and look up in the sky for 333
12:00
Speaker A
sorry. No, no, you're done. Oh my God, no. I don't like—oh babe, you can't go backwards. God damn it, I don't like—[Music] it. No, no, damn it. E, m, m, m. [Music] M. I was under the impression that
12:15
Speaker A
printed what what sound does a rooster make [Music] [Music] oh my goodness he's so [Music] cute owow [Music] [Music] is that a bumblebee yo what the bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro you just crushed it you just crush it it's on your back
13:27
Speaker A
getting a puppy would be good for my social life. I'd have to get out more and take him out for walks. It might be a conversation starter for people who want to look at him and his floppy little
13:40
Speaker A
shower I guess I wasn't paying attention and I went to turn the nozzle on and look at this they had the shower head facing towards whoever is turning it on so it just sprays all in your face got
13:53
Speaker A
ears. I got a dog with social anxiety worse than mine. This fool is afraid of leaves blowing in his direction. He just sprinted back to my apartment door because he saw a mosquito fly next to his face. What? What am I supposed to do with
14:09
Speaker A
favor no not that okay I saw this comment earlier I'm not sure what a whale Bon is so I'm going to Google it [Music] Hi how are you sorry Grandma I got a serious question how do I know if a man love
14:47
Speaker A
that? The only upside so far is a party trick that I'm pretty sure all Doxie owners will do, which is this: elongate them. Do you want to see what I learned in insect jiujitsu class? Behold. Yep, might be the last of our
15:54
Speaker A
after sco I thought that was Foundation Eli brother what's that what's that brother men are hard to please men have high standards 3 months ago I went to Wendy's got the spicy nuggets pull up to the window she's like
16:24
Speaker A
car. Nothing so beautiful. IED it. Why can't we leave it there? Mama, mama, why can't we leave it there? It's kind of dangerous. Do it, do it, lower, lower. Yeah, quit harder. Again, again, again. W, again, again. Don't, wait, wait, wait. They're
16:32
Speaker A
goes I know you just look like you needed something special today look what she said what' she say I'm not reading that [ __ ] put um LOL that's crazy I don't think that's a good idea yeah she's saying her cousin
16:52
Speaker A
windows. Be careful. Again. Wow. Excuse me, if you had one wish, what would it be? Dude, I would just—I would kill someone for a gumball. All right, here's your gumball and your mark. I give you Michaela's depth
17:11
Speaker A
stuck behind you and I can't get past you you're welcome show me your completely useless secret Talent why gladly my goat noise um excuse me what's your favorite flavor [Music] here yeah all right I don't even know why I asked that I knew you didn't
17:41
Speaker A
perception and normal, right? Walk. Nice day. Bag of bread. People think my sister's so glamorous but look at this respectable. [Laughter] Kids, guys. Mom, tell her to Jo. Where are you, Jo? I can't see. [Laughter] You, I was H every day and I didn't have
18:09
Speaker A
phone is the most aggravating experience known to man I told you I told you when we started watching the movie it's a confusing movie you'll have to pay attention like really closely to some of the parts to understand what's going
18:21
Speaker A
anybody. [Laughter] [Laughter] How many of your other girlfriends do this? Fe. [Music] What are you doing? You know, I almost stepped on. She likes to nibble. She's a nibbler. My wife tooted and my average air quality went up. What was I breathing before the T?
18:42
Speaker A
ask me to keep rewinding the damn movie but you got even more AUD I didn't even know you could have this much audacity all right I'm all audacity out but you're going to sit here and then when we finish the movie you're going to say
18:54
Speaker A
What up, Dad? My God, yeah. Could I get some mustard? Um, uh, yeah, let me get some mustard though. Mom's just like, Emily, just tell people you're interested. Love you. You'll be able to make tons of friends. Mom,
19:18
Speaker A
v i [Music] n oh gosh it's cuz I know what's on the next page what's all this talk about no I wouldn't hit my sister for a million dollars I'd hit my brother for a Diet Coke I'd I'd hit my brother for like a
19:45
Speaker A
nobody wants to hear about the psychological effects of cannibalism. Get ready with me while I talk about the psychological effects of cannibalism. This is a message for that Chick-fil-A lady. I'm a middle school teacher and you have
20:28
Speaker A
At Me oh bro I can probably do this blindfolded okay I'm ready I I guess can you see anything no all right ready 3 two 1 go okay you're doing it you're dude yeah this is easy John I couldn't breathe
21:00
Speaker A
somehow created something worse than skibbidy toilet. If I have to hear Chick-fil-A [Music] sauce. Same. I'm one of those people that'd be like, what do you have in your fre for dinner? People, we don't like it, never will. Girls who say they're one of the
22:01
Speaker A
[Laughter] you see this SC thank you thank you thank you thank you oh my God I got shot [ __ ] you need a doctor man you are the doctor oh I can't fix that oh [ __ ] dad jokes until my
22:50
Speaker A
boys like, yeah, you look like one too. Okay, what is up with those videos where the text-to-speech guy is like, five shocking facts that could save your life. Number five could save you from a potential assassination and then they go
23:14
Speaker A
Mayo sometimes mayones Mayon she's laughing it's Times Like These that make life worth living look what I just got so Dr poop do you have anything to say oh it's so nice to see these young people out for a morning run to sh My
23:40
Speaker A
into the most random junk that never happens. Like, if you feel an itch in your left pinky toe, do not scratch it. The itch will spread to your lungs, killing you instantly. If you walk outside at 3:33 a.m. and look up in the sky for 333
23:57
Speaker A
hello I don't want to scare you guys I finally figured out what to do when someone knocks while you're using a public restroom M show me your completely useless secret Talent how to pronounce this word but Pepsi Co
24:36
Speaker A
seconds, you are guaranteed to get struck by lightning 333 consecutive times. The only way to end world hunger is to hit the follow button and also check out my podcast. Like, who is going to—he just wondering if you got your photos printed.
24:59
Speaker A
party I had all the abilities and I'm very good sniper you won yes look first [Music] place okay that that'll work yeah I'll call you okay um babe what the [ __ ] is this it's salt why is there salt on my Flor because
25:52
Speaker A
Printed? What? What sound does a rooster make? [Music] [Music] Oh my goodness, he's so [Music] cute. Owow. [Music] [Music] Is that a bumblebee? Yo, what the—bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, you just crushed it. You just crushed it. It's on your back.
26:12
Speaker A
the cast out away we have to like stick together and not take each other's food yeah I mean whoever did it just own up to it own it wasn't me you know syney paid a lot of money for those so you
26:25
Speaker A
Oh, it's on your back. It's on your back. It's on your back. It's on your—[Laughter] I don't know who was in this hotel room before me but count your days, dog. Count your mother. I just wanted to take a
27:01
Speaker A
black and white picture of the depression hold on let me show you I have a face that's like 22 black and white slides of women during the Depression I'm like washing clothes that's my face let me see let me wash it
27:23
Speaker A
shower. I guess I wasn't paying attention and I went to turn the nozzle on and look at this. They had the shower head facing towards whoever is turning it on so it just sprays all in your face. Got
28:01
Speaker A
this one right here this one why guys wear shirts with pockets like this her wife turns into a wor do you want to hear my car no okay good night good night it's my [Music] birthday it's for your mouth let me know
28:41
Speaker A
my stupid ass looking like when you put a water hose up to a dog. I'm just standing here, can't see nothing, can't turn it off. Count your days. Do count your day. Hey Zoe, will you do me a
29:16
Speaker A
it's time to come pick up mommy everyone's dead sleep in the car oh except for my junior um it's going to be a 40 male with a clothes hanger wrapped around his penis yeah let me see it see I don't care about the
29:40
Speaker A
favor? No, not that. Okay, I saw this comment earlier. I'm not sure what a whale bon is so I'm going to Google it. [Music] Hi, how are you? Sorry Grandma, I got a serious question. How do I know if a man loves
30:10
Speaker A
brother what's that what's that brother oh can I get one yeah damn you ate the whole bag I mean they're really good I would have done the same thing oh can I get one M damn you ate the whole
30:28
Speaker A
me? That's you away from love. Hold on, check this out. Who am I? All right, pose. Okay, that's what you chose. No, I am. Look at Dad. No, this is what I look like before I got my haircut and this is
30:41
Speaker A
go women are not capable of doing anything on their own here do you love me yes do you love me no I'm just waiting until something better comes around and then I'm going to leave you oh my God
30:56
Speaker A
after. Sco, I thought that was foundation. Eli, brother, what's that? What's that? Brother, men are hard to please. Men have high standards. Three months ago, I went to Wendy's, got the spicy nuggets, pulled up to the window. She's like,
31:19
Speaker A
sway [Music] 30 30 years later I still don't know what these are called your grandma never told you what these are called they're called they're they're called [Music] they're need a can you let go now you feel better no
31:58
Speaker A
hey, here's your nuggets. I'm like, oh, thank you. I go to drive off. She goes, wait, you forgot your Frosty. I was—I was like, I didn't even—I didn't even get a Frosty. It was one of the mini ones. She
32:15
Speaker A
face that is legit the same tub Weare I give my 5-year-old daughter for school every day what are you saying say say it again Tupperware say it again slow Tu aware slow very slow say say the first syllable tub
32:30
Speaker A
goes, I know, you just look like you needed something special today. Look what she said. What'd she say? I'm not reading that [ __ ]. Put um, LOL. That's crazy. I don't think that's a good idea. Yeah, she's saying her cousin
32:47
Speaker A
I hurry up hurry up hurry up and see that comes from sitting up there pulling on that yo bro what do you want um can I just get two large fries and a bacon cheeseburger can I get two large french
33:09
Speaker A
died. Don't put LOL. Uh, damn girl, that's crazy. I'm so sorry. Buy a train. Yeah, here's that. You guys a day. Oh shoot, you forgot my shake. What shake? Shake. Dad, if you're walking slow on the street and you could be walking faster and I'm
35:11
Speaker A
enjoy hey are you finding everything all right yeah yeah all right just holler if you need anything okay thank you MH pack your things and leave there's the door there's the door B let me see something and you better not full
35:32
Speaker A
stuck behind you and I can't get past you, you're welcome. Show me your completely useless secret talent. Why? Gladly. My goat noise. Um, excuse me, what's your favorite flavor? [Music] Here. Yeah, all right. I don't even know why I asked that. I knew you didn't
36:10
Speaker A
got I'm not even gay open the door or I'm going to throw rocks through your windows [Music] you do you love mommy no oh do you love Dada no oh do you love fishing no oh do you love playing no oh do you love it
36:37
Speaker A
know what's going on. You got, uh, you got anything going on today? Um, oh, you have—you have something right here. Yeah, see you. Pretty good. Okay, trying to watch a confusing movie with someone that will not get off their
37:03
Speaker A
at this is [Laughter] the go I need away I thought it was a no no no no camera no camera my name is some of those miss you pooky bear oh Lord forget everything you know for [Music] hey you see the the red bull logo if you
39:29
Speaker A
phone is the most aggravating experience known to man. I told y
39:49
Speaker A
see you first or you want to see me first I don't care sit down I almost turn it around I can't see it unless I stand up you ready I'm ready are you freaking kidding me babe that's pretty damn
40:09
Speaker A
good holy [ __ ] now I feel bad look at those muscles babe that's very very very not going to like you okay let's look at my blue eyes here put it beside you oh my God that's very good come here closer
40:28
Speaker A
look at my nipples look at me put it beside you that's very good babe okay your turn babe I'm not kidding I'm impressed here no here you got to get my face what do you mean record me while you turn it
40:48
Speaker A
around Madison was mommy's coffee in there yes was there still coffee in there when you put the sand in yeah I started my spring cleaning this morning apparently as a highly motivated individual but I'm not motivated anymore and I don't want to do it anymore but
41:22
Speaker A
it's all out there [Laughter] no no no no what did you do while I was gone today committed atrocities beyond your human comprehension hell yeah brother that's a huge truck you must have like a huge wiener hell yeah brother oh damn look at
42:00
Speaker A
the wiener I've been wondering why they put butter in my salad I even have the other butter sitting here on my stove from the last salad cuz I was like I don't want no butter on my salad it's a freaking
42:15
Speaker A
[Music] chocolate today for school lunch I sent my daughter a delicious peanut butter sandwich on the oh [Music] God first first drink of the night Yum Yum Yum like water danan what happened I threw away the lid down the
43:06
Speaker A
spoon it was an accident I didn't mean to but now I have to eat this and I have pain on my hands so I can't lick my fingers or clean my face very easily was just bad these of flames
43:39
Speaker A
are and so iake in the morning and I check puke because I have cats and that's what you do when I scream from top of my lungs not this time yay oh my gosh your eyes are so beautiful
44:06
Speaker A
thanks they don't work oh [ __ ] oh oh this isn't even of this grandp it's green get to work I ain't saying [Music] [Applause] nothing I'm having so much fun at Universal I just got one of the big
44:59
Speaker A
King julan one of the most dangerous dogs toys in the world and I'll show you why completely rubber go ahead rubber grab it ready pull get it get it pull pull it seems if she pulls it and it
45:26
Speaker A
stretches if I I Let Go it smacks her in the face if she lets go it's going to smack me and it's going to hurt she loves it but it's dangerous are you all done spell casting for today yeah oh you have one more please
45:46
Speaker A
don't send me to the I'm still here what spell did you cast what spell did you cast [Laughter] [Applause] no hi what can I get for you today hi can I please get a caramel latte um yeah [Music]
46:30
Speaker A
okay I've got that carel latte for and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like once I make my move then you're free to check the king no Ron no what is it he's going to
46:48
Speaker A
sacrifice himself no you can't there must be another way you stop sleep from getting that stone or not Harry it's you that has to go on I know it not me not herione you I just want you to remember my face
47:07
Speaker A
the next time you think you want to make french onion soup okay and then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like it was great but apparently I've never been on live television before and apparently
47:29
Speaker A
this is me before therapy plot twist I made my therapist cry does this mean like I won therapy I didn't cry the whole time but she cried so I don't really know what to do with this information I see her again in two
47:53
Speaker A
weeks alert there is a rather special giraffe her name is sauni this past week was her second birthday let's go happy birday right happy birthday and when she was born her ankles were too weak to stand literally me kind of back soon oh Lord
48:18
Speaker A
okay Cher Cher Cheryl can you go get my drink I forgot it on the dam counter also light me a cigarette just don't tell the Lord where's my phone I need my J thank you hey is this Jason yes I loved how you mowed my La
48:54
Speaker A
last time cuz you know I so I can't do that much and the doctor's watching everything I do especially I've got arthritis but we all know that ain't real anyways hold on my Oxygen's coming off okay oh Lord I couldn't breathe for a second it
49:13
Speaker A
was it was touch and go anyways baby I didn't mean to hold you up I know I'm a talker uh yes yes but I was wondering can you m my loan on Friday I got something stuck in my
49:32
Speaker A
throat okay Jason we got it figured out um hold on just a second um on so I told you on Saturday so on Thursday I got a doctor's appointment on Saturday that's my drinking day I just drank till the
49:48
Speaker A
cows come home um and then on Sunday I wash it all away for the Lord yeah so Friday would be the perfect day thank you baby and I a pay any 20 bucks an hour who's got that kind of money honey
50:02
Speaker A
we got happy hour more send this video to someone who you either really miss and you want to talk to them and hang out with them soon or someone who you wouldn't save from a burning building even if you had the chance to but don't
50:16
Speaker A
don't tell them which one let them figure it out bab what's your favorite thing about me you better say everything [Laughter] everything everything's my favorite about Mommy yeah I love her so much I I love everything there's not one thing I
50:36
Speaker A
don't love about you right thanks girl I don't need a macho guy that's not what I need I need wow those look comfy don't difference between the two like the other one something's not right with your got one got one from [ __ ] hotel
51:06
Speaker A
hell looks like a a dog Peete on that one I take my whiskey s I'm up seven on the hour cuz my dog has to pee I take creamer and coffee I'm too sweet sadly every day at work somebody sets up
51:33
Speaker A
this whole like curtain system it's like 5T of toilet paper it's like they're scared that this going be my wife's an introvert of course she does her own nails from because my wife's an introvert of course she walks away while I'm talking
51:53
Speaker A
to the neighbors my wife's an introvert of course she goes to bed at 8:00 and wants to be left alone my wife's an introvert of course she works from home my wife's an introvert of course I have to get the door anytime the
52:11
Speaker A
doorbell rings hey how's it good so with therapy or without today without I don't have the money but you'll never believe what my husband said the other night when we were in bed he was um W who whoa whoo wo what are you
52:26
Speaker A
doing doing Hey where's your money at money I'll help you look but you py what you what' you bring me than thank you open it it's a little early the Tiger iconic symbol of the wild and an apex predator that say the
53:02
Speaker A
weird thing people are desperately Sak in realness what if the Girl Scouts is actually just a cookie company that uses child labor to sell their products show me your completely useless secret them my jacket my jacket we have the same jacket
53:29
Speaker A
he didn't care thank you honey whoever makes it to the car first has to do the dishes in why you didn't even try did you you didn't even try you didn't even hear me what was it what was the priz I said whoever makes
53:49
Speaker A
it to the car has to do the dishes tonight bro that's shady wow sup girl you want to re reenact that one scene from the Titanic okay awesome okay so this is the part where you say Jack I'll never let
54:05
Speaker A
go oh I jack I'll never let go I want to do home I used to be so nervous about like eating out alone but I just came here and got a chicken sandwich all on my own and I don't care judge me judge me loser
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