Speaker B
Okay.
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Speaker B
First of all, you and I answer the phones.
Speaker B
The phone must be answered every single time it rings, calls roll to voicemail and she gets very upset.
Speaker B
If I'm not here, Andrea.
Speaker B
Andrea, you are chained to that desk.
Speaker A
Well, what if I need to?
Speaker B
What? No.
Speaker B
One time an assistant left the desk because, you know, she sliced her hand open with a letter opener and Miranda missed Lagerfeld, just before he boarded a 17-hour flight to Australia, she now works at TV Guide.
Speaker B
Man the desk at all times, got it?
Speaker B
Miranda Priestly's office.
Speaker B
No, she's not available.
Speaker B
Who is?
Speaker B
Yes, I will tell her you called, yet again.
Speaker B
Right, remember you and I have totally different jobs.
Speaker B
I mean, you get coffee.
Speaker B
And you run errands, yet I'm in charge of her schedule, her appointments and her expenses, and, um, most importantly, um, I get to go with her to Paris for Fashion Week in the fall.
Speaker B
I get to wear couture, I go to all the shows and all the parties, I meet all of the designers, it's divine.
Speaker B
Okay, now stay here, I'm going to the art department to give them the book.
Speaker A
The?
Speaker B
This is the book.
Speaker B
Now, it is a mock-up of everything in the current issue, and we deliver it to Miranda's apartment every night and she returns it to us in the morning with her notes.
Speaker B
Yeah.
Speaker B
Second assistant is supposed to do this, but Miranda is very private and she does not like strangers in her house, so until she decides that you're not a total psycho, I get the lovely task of waiting around for the book.
Speaker A
Oh, Emily, what do I do?
Speaker B
Deal with it.
Speaker A
Hello, Mrs. Priestly's office, that's what I meant, Miranda Priestly's office, um, you know, she is in a meeting, can I please take a message?
Speaker A
Uh-huh, okay, can you please spell Gabbana?
Speaker A
Hello?
Speaker A
Guess not.
Speaker C
I guessed an 8 and a half.
Speaker A
Um, that's very nice of you, but I don't think I need these, Miranda hired me, she knows what I look like.
Speaker C
Do you?
Speaker D
Emily.
Speaker D
Emily.
Speaker C
She means you.
Speaker D
Yes, what are you doing? I think we need to connect, which is cut on the bias, and so what we need to do is...
Speaker D
That's not what I asked you, I couldn't have been clearer.
Speaker D
There you are, Emily, how many times do I have to scream your name?
Speaker A
Actually, it's Andy.
Speaker A
My name is Andy, Andrea, but everybody calls me Andy.
Speaker D
I need 10 or 15 skirts from Calvin Klein.
Speaker A
Okay, what kind of skirts do you need?
Speaker D
Please bore someone else with your questions.
Speaker D
And make sure we have Pier 59 at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow, and remind Jocelyn, I need to see a few of those satchels that Mark is doing in the pony, and then tell Simone, I'll take Jackie if Maggie isn't available.
Speaker D
Did Demarchelier confirm?
Speaker A
Demarchelier?
Speaker D
Demarchelier, did he get him on the phone?
Speaker A
Uh, okay.
Speaker D
And Emily?
Speaker A
Yes?
Speaker D
That's all.
Speaker D
It's just the cavalier disregard for clear direction.
Speaker A
Emily, oh.
Speaker D
Do you have Demarchelier?
Speaker A
Ah, Demarchelier.
Speaker B
Oh, leave it.
Speaker A
Do you have?
Speaker B
Oh, man.
Speaker B
I have Miranda Priestly calling.
Speaker B
I have Patrick.
Speaker A
Emily, she called me in there and she asked me about Pier 59 and, uh, there was something about Simone, Frankie, someone else, and, um, she needs skirts from Calvin Klein, and, uh, there was something about a pony.
Speaker B
Did she say which skirts?
Speaker A
No.
Speaker B
Did she say what kind?
Speaker A
No, I tried to ask her.
Speaker B
You never ask Miranda anything, right? I will deal with all of this and you will go to Calvin Klein.
Speaker A
Uh.
Speaker A
Me?
Speaker B
Oh, I'm sorry, do you have some prior commitment, some hideous skirt convention you have to go to?
Speaker A
No.
