Speaker A
Come on, move along.
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Speaker B
Yes, move along.
Speaker A
Give me that.
Speaker C
Fine days are over. That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.
Speaker C
Next, get up.
Speaker D
Come on, move along.
Speaker D
Keep quiet.
Speaker E
This kitty just too small.
Speaker F
Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change, please, give me another chance.
Speaker D
Oh, shut up.
Speaker C
Next.
Speaker G
What have we got? This little wooden puppet.
Speaker H
I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.
Speaker G
Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.
Speaker H
Father, please, the little boy.
Speaker C
Next.
Speaker G
What have we got?
Speaker D
Well, I've got a talking donkey.
Speaker G
Right. Well, that's good for 10 shillings, if you can prove him.
Speaker D
Oh, go ahead, little fella.
Speaker G
Well.
Speaker D
Oh, he just, he just nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded donkey.
Speaker G
That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!
Speaker D
No, no, he talks. He does. Oh, he can talk. Oh, I love to talk. I'm the talkingest donkey you ever saw.
Speaker G
Get her out of my sight.
Speaker D
No, no, I swear.
Speaker F
Hey, I can fly!
Speaker I
He can fly!
Speaker J
He can fly!
Speaker G
He can talk.
Speaker F
That's right, fool. Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a house fly, maybe even a super fly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly.
Speaker F
Uh oh.
Speaker G
Seize him!
Speaker F
Oh, God, here they come!
Speaker F
That's why!
Speaker F
Run!
Speaker G
You there! Ogre!
Speaker K
Aye?
Speaker G
By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility.
Speaker K
Oh, really? You and what army?
Speaker K
Oh!
Speaker F
Can I say something to you?
Speaker F
Listen, you was really, really something back there. Incredible.
Speaker K
Are you talking to...?
Speaker K
Me?
Speaker F
Yes, I was talking to you. Can I just tell you that you was really great back there, man, those guards, they thought they was all of that. Then you showed up and bam! They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods. See that? That really made me feel good, you see that?
Speaker K
Oh, that's great. Really. Man, it's good to be free. Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends, hmm?
Speaker F
But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself.
Speaker F
Hey, wait a minute, I got a great idea. I'll stick with you.
Speaker F
You a mean, green, fighting machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.
Speaker F
Oh! That was really scary. And if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, cause your breath stinks.
Speaker F
Man, you almost burned the hair out my nose. Just like the time, and then I ate some rotten berries. Man, I had some strong gases eating out of my butt that day.
Speaker K
Why are you following me?
Speaker F
Cause I'm all alone. There's no one here beside me.
Speaker F
My problems have all gone. There's no one to deride me. But you gotta have friends.
Speaker K
Stop singing!
Speaker F
Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends.
Speaker F
Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest.
Speaker K
Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?
Speaker F
Uh, really tall?
Speaker K
No! I'm an ogre. You know, grab your torch and pitchforks. Doesn't that bother you?
Speaker F
Nope.
Speaker K
Really?
Speaker F
Really, really.
Speaker K
Oh.
Speaker F
Man, I like you. What's your name?
Speaker K
Uh, Shrek.
Speaker F
Shrek. Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of, I don't care what nobody thinks of me thing.
Speaker F
I like that.
Speaker F
I respect that.
Speaker F
Shrek.
Speaker F
You all right.
Speaker F
Ooh, look at that. Who'd want to live in a place like that?
Speaker K
That would be my home.
Speaker F
Oh, and it is lovely, just beautiful. You know, you are quite a decorator.
Speaker F
It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget.
Speaker F
I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
