When Collection Agencies Call 🌚

Oh, yo.

Hi, this is Mike calling from Annoying Ass Collections looking for a David Fultz.

Yo, this is him.

Hi, Mr. Fultz, we're calling about a $633 debt that you owe to T-Mobile and we're trying to see if you're ready to resolve that today.

Oh, I already resolved it with them.

According to the notes here, we still do have it in collections unresolved.

No, meaning like I didn't pay it because I didn't have the money, so it's resolved.

I do have to warn you, this can go on your credit report.

Have you seen my credit report? Ain't no more room on there, go for what you know.

I understand, I just do want to mention this would be a very irresponsible financial decision to make right now.

Hey, bro, you get paid like $9.75 an hour to get on people's nerves all day long.

You ain't got no room to be making jokes.

Can he say that?