Watch My Super Bowl Ad To Win $1,000,000!

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00:04
Speaker A
I'd like to withdraw a million dollars.
00:10
Speaker B
Well, where's your security?
00:16
Speaker A
Uh,
00:18
Speaker C
Yo, we need to go. What's taking so long?
00:19
Speaker A
Nolan, I'm busy right now, okay? Can you just give me some time?
00:28
Speaker A
I need the money.
00:32
Speaker B
Name?
00:33
Speaker A
Jimmy.
00:33
Speaker B
What do you want the money for, Johnny?
00:34
Speaker A
Jimmy, and I really can't tell you.
00:36
Speaker B
Okay, what's your job?
00:38
Speaker A
I make YouTube videos.
00:39
Speaker B
Oh.
00:41
Speaker B
What is your job?
00:45
Speaker C
Yo, we're thanks for getting towed.
00:49
Speaker B
The sign says 30-minute parking.
00:53
Speaker A
Just go figure it out. Go figure it out.
00:55
Speaker B
What on earth are you going to do with $1 million?
00:57
Speaker A
It's a secret. I I really can't tell you.
00:59
Speaker B
You got to tell me or we have no more to discuss.
01:04
Speaker A
Can you guys give us a minute?
01:05
Speaker D
Unit one, standby.
01:07
Speaker A
You guys are welcome. You all just, yeah.
01:11
Speaker B
Yeah, you should go with them if you're not going to tell me.
01:13
Speaker A
Listen here, granny, I'm doing a super secret Super Bowl commercial where I'm giving away a million dollars and we're hiding it in a base in the desert, and the last thing I need is this million dollars.
01:22
Speaker B
Desert? I thought it'd be cooler.
01:24
Speaker A
Cooler?
01:25
Speaker A
It's a vault with a million dollars, with a giant base, hundreds of guards, thousands of lasers. How's that not cool?
01:32
Speaker C
Hey, Jim, we really need to speed this up. I've got Salesforce on the line.
01:35
Speaker B
Oh!
01:36
Speaker A
Are you okay?
01:37
Speaker B
Salesforce.
01:38
Speaker A
Yeah, me and me and Mark need the million dollars.
01:41
Speaker B
No, Mark.
01:42
Speaker A
Benioff.
01:43
Speaker B
Mr. Mark Benioff.
01:45
Speaker A
Yeah, he would love it if you gave us the money, that million dollars.
01:47
Speaker B
Oh, yes.
01:48
Speaker A
Yeah, you got it right there.
01:50
Speaker B
Send over a million dollars immediately for Johnny. Yes.
01:55
Speaker A
Uh.
01:56
Speaker A
It's right there. The million dollars is right there.
02:04
Speaker B
My favorite Salesforce tool is Slack.
02:06
Speaker A
I love it.
02:07
Speaker B
My bank uses it all.
02:08
Speaker A
I love I love to hear that.
02:10
Speaker A
Uh, by the way, uh, during the fourth quarter of the game this Sunday, uh, is when our commercial will air. You're going to watch it?
02:15
Speaker B
Oh, oh, I would never miss it.
02:17
Speaker A
Okay, you might want a million dollars.
02:18
Speaker B
Bye, Johnny.
02:22
Speaker C
Are you kidding me?
02:23
Speaker C
Jimmy's never going to believe this.

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