The Adventures of Kid Danger: Stolen School Bus! | Henr… — Transcript

First episode.

Henry, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.

I'm up, I'm up, I'm up.

What's wrong?

Just get to the man cave, fast.

Oh, and bring bagels.

Wait, something's wrong.

Ooh, clothing.

Smells good.

Hey, Ray.

I brought your bagels.

Wait, hang on, Henry.

So, is it for sure, Schwoz, are you 100% sure, Schwoz?

Yeah, yeah, it's an exact match.

Uh, you guys.

Some dude just jacked a school bus.

A school bus, uh, Charlotte, could you say less words? Ray, you triple beeped me, what's the emergency?

Look at them, Henry, look at these two fluffy babies.

I see two pieces of popcorn.

Identical.

You see two identical pieces of popcorn.

Yes, they are exactly alike.

Wrong, the third law of thermo-popcornial dynamics clearly states, it is impossible for any two pieces of popcorn to be exactly identical.

Then explain these.

Sure, I'll put them in the micro particle scanner.

Mhm.

Come on, analyzer, match them up, match them up.

See, they're only 99.4% identical, which is not an exact match.

Frickin' frackin'.

Deep full.

I hate everything.

So angry.

See, I really, really, really wanted to find two identical pieces of popcorn.

It was my dream too.

I thought your dream was to grow hair.

That dream came true.

Just not on my head.

Hey, I got an idea, why don't we go to the Swellview movie theater and check all the popcorn there?

Ah, this kid, it's a good idea, come here, you little rascal, that's why I hired you to be my sidekick, to the movie theater.

My bicep is crushing my neck.

But what about the school bus?

The kids?

Oh yeah.

You should go save them.

Save them good.

Up the tube.

My Spooder sense.

Sorry to interrupt your movie, but, uh, look at us, please.

We're with the FPI, Federal Popcorn Inspectors.

Dudes, you're blocking Spooderman.

Too bad, we have to inspect your popcorn.

All right, here we go.

Hey, that's my popcorn.

Let me get the corn, lady.

Let's just relax.

Hey, you wash your hands?

Show me your bucket, we can do this here, we can do it downtown, pal.

Okay, kids.

Now I'm gonna go steal some snacks.

Anybody want anything?

I need my insulin.

Fine, be right back.

Okay, my name is Charlotte, I don't know how to drive, so fasten your seatbelts.

Stupid popcorn.

Not one exact match.

Dang it.

I guess we should go tell Charlotte that she was right.

And we were wrong.

Or, we can use this special device to make an exact duplicate of anything.

Have you had that the whole time?

Yeah, I should have mentioned it.

Well, how's it work?

Like this.

Whoa, look at them.

Mhm.

Ah, two identical pieces of popcorn.

Thanks to cheating.

Cool.

Now, we just got to go back to the man cave and.

Oh my gosh.

Ah, my nose.

It's biting my nose.

Help me.

Hey, hey, stop biting his nose.

What, what just happened?

Well, see, when you use this thing to duplicate something, sometimes the duplicate thing comes to life and is extremely evil.

Sometimes.

Uh, okay, like 95% of the time.

Come on.

And quick, ditch the costumes.

Okay, okay.

There.

At the snacks.