**Watch My Super Bowl Ad To Win $1,000,000! — Transcript & SRT | SozAI**
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00:04

Speaker A

I'd like to withdraw a million dollars.

00:10

Speaker B

Well, where's your security?

00:16

Speaker A

Uh,

00:18

Speaker C

Yo, we need to go. What's taking so long?

00:19

Speaker A

Nolan, I'm busy right now, okay? Can you just give me some time?

00:28

Speaker A

I need the money.

00:32

Speaker B

Name?

00:33

Speaker A

Jimmy.

00:33

Speaker B

What do you want the money for, Johnny?

00:34

Speaker A

Jimmy, and I really can't tell you.

00:36

Speaker B

Okay, what's your job?

00:38

Speaker A

I make YouTube videos.

00:39

Speaker B

Oh.

00:41

Speaker B

What is your job?

00:45

Speaker C

Yo, we're thanks for getting towed.

00:49

Speaker B

The sign says 30-minute parking.

00:53

Speaker A

Just go figure it out. Go figure it out.

00:55

Speaker B

What on earth are you going to do with $1 million?

00:57

Speaker A

It's a secret. I I really can't tell you.

00:59

Speaker B

You got to tell me or we have no more to discuss.

01:04

Speaker A

Can you guys give us a minute?

01:05

Speaker D

Unit one, standby.

01:07

Speaker A

You guys are welcome. You all just, yeah.

01:11

Speaker B

Yeah, you should go with them if you're not going to tell me.

01:13

Speaker A

Listen here, granny, I'm doing a super secret Super Bowl commercial where I'm giving away a million dollars and we're hiding it in a base in the desert, and the last thing I need is this million dollars.

01:22

Speaker B

Desert? I thought it'd be cooler.

01:24

Speaker A

Cooler?

01:25

Speaker A

It's a vault with a million dollars, with a giant base, hundreds of guards, thousands of lasers. How's that not cool?

01:32

Speaker C

Hey, Jim, we really need to speed this up. I've got Salesforce on the line.

01:35

Speaker B

Oh!

01:36

Speaker A

Are you okay?

01:37

Speaker B

Salesforce.

01:38

Speaker A

Yeah, me and me and Mark need the million dollars.

01:41

Speaker B

No, Mark.

01:42

Speaker A

Benioff.

01:43

Speaker B

Mr. Mark Benioff.

01:45

Speaker A

Yeah, he would love it if you gave us the money, that million dollars.

01:47

Speaker B

Oh, yes.

01:48

Speaker A

Yeah, you got it right there.

01:50

Speaker B

Send over a million dollars immediately for Johnny. Yes.

01:55

Speaker A

Uh.

01:56

Speaker A

It's right there. The million dollars is right there.

02:04

Speaker B

My favorite Salesforce tool is Slack.

02:06

Speaker A

I love it.

02:07

Speaker B

My bank uses it all.

02:08

Speaker A

I love I love to hear that.

02:10

Speaker A

Uh, by the way, uh, during the fourth quarter of the game this Sunday, uh, is when our commercial will air. You're going to watch it?

02:15

Speaker B

Oh, oh, I would never miss it.

02:17

Speaker A

Okay, you might want a million dollars.

02:18

Speaker B

Bye, Johnny.

02:22

Speaker C

Are you kidding me?

02:23

Speaker C

Jimmy's never going to believe this.


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