**Reuniting with My Favourite Uber Passengers — Transcript & Summary | SozAI**
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Darren Levy reunites with favorite Uber passengers after years, sharing laughs, stories, and memorable moments in a heartfelt catch-up.

## Key Takeaways

- Reunions can bring back fond memories and highlight personal growth over time.
- Humor and shared experiences strengthen friendships even after long periods apart.
- Unexpected challenges, like food poisoning, can add a relatable human element to social gatherings.
- Young people can have surprising and insightful perspectives, as shown by the 'commie kid.'
- Cars and driving stories serve as a backdrop for bonding and storytelling.

## What the video covers

- Darren Levy reunites with favorite Uber passengers after 3-4 years, reminiscing about past experiences and shared memories.
- The group discusses aging, life changes, and humorous anecdotes about their time together and personal growth.
- Darren shares his excitement and challenges leading up to the reunion, including dealing with food poisoning.
- The video features lighthearted conversations about cars, driving experiences, and insurance jokes.
- Darren introduces the 'commie kid,' a young boy with strong communist views, and shares their unique interactions.
- The reunion includes playful banter, nostalgic moments, and reflections on how everyone has changed over time.
- There are discussions about personal quirks, health, and lifestyle changes among the group.
- The video captures the warmth and humor of reconnecting with old friends and the joy of shared experiences.

## Chapters

1. 00:00 Reunion Begins: Catching Up After Years
2. 01:06 Love Bites and Aging Conversations
3. 02:20 Discussing Age and Feeling Old
4. 03:05 Food Poisoning Before the Reunion
5. 04:08 Car Talk and Insurance Jokes
6. 05:47 Meeting the Commie Kid and His Mom
7. 06:51 Reflections on Communism and Growing Up
8. 08:40 Playful Banter and Friendship Moments

Answers

## Questions about this video

Who are the main people featured in the video?

The video features Darren Levy and his favorite Uber passengers, including Steph, Phoebe, Piper, and the 'commie kid' along with his mom.

What is the main theme of the video?

The main theme is a reunion where old friends reconnect, share laughs, reflect on personal growth, and enjoy each other's company after years apart.

What unique character is introduced during the reunion?

The 'commie kid,' a 13-year-old boy with strong communist views, is introduced, and his interactions with Darren form a notable part of the video.

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00:04

Speaker A

[music] I like it. So, what is this, dude? I haven't—First of all, I haven't seen you in like four years.

00:15

Speaker A

Two years. Seven. This is your [clears throat] new car. Do you like it? [laughter] Welcome to Snow. It's been a while.

00:25

Speaker A

I feel very weeping in this car. Yeah, it's been that long. Remember the last time as well that we were probably all in this car? I scared the absolute [ \_\_ ] out of you.

00:33

Speaker A

Oh yeah, you're dressed for it. [laughter] What? I watch that video so often because it's so funny. You can see—Remember, you can see the soul leave her body.

00:44

Speaker A

So, what's the plan? Are we just going to like go and have lunch or? 'Cause I've been waiting. I'm getting hangry.

00:49

Speaker A

Yeah. Good, good, good, good. The plan is simple. Spend the day laughing with some of my favorite people that I haven't seen in 3 years. Steph, Phoebe, Piper, and for those of you who remember him, the commie kid. Although

01:01

Speaker A

he's not really a kid anymore. He comes home with love bites on his neck and all this.

01:06

Speaker A

I do not have a love. You got one now. Where is that? There's nothing there, man.

01:11

Speaker A

Disgusting. Doesn't feel like it's three years. Feels like it. Yeah. It was 3 years ago that we went to Frisbee. Brisbane. [music] Brisbane. Brisbane.

01:19

Speaker A

When we went. Yeah. When you kids and it was like having like small child at the zoo 'cause Death kept running off and I was like, oh yeah, you were mom. I was like part-time dad. There's a lot to catch you up on in

01:35

Speaker A

today's reunion but the most noticeable thing is that we've all grown up a lot. You going down, Dickman? [laughter] [ \_\_ ] it. I wish I looked at—it's the—It's the simple things.

01:52

Speaker A

24 is a young year. Then when you hit 25, you're old. You are old. You are basically 30, which is basically 40, which is basically 50, which makes you still dead. And but I think 26 is young.

02:05

Speaker A

I'm 26. I'm still in my 20s. Yeah, but you're not late 20s. 27 though.

02:11

Speaker A

[laughter] You're 28. No, sorry. St. How? You're 20. 29. You're 20. Wait, what? Next year. Do you guys feel old?

02:20

Speaker A

Are we old? No. Should I feel 12 still? I think 21's a good year because you're still not 30.

02:25

Speaker A

But 30? Actually, I don't know yet. We haven't experienced it yet. I mean, you would know.

02:30

Speaker A

Yeah. No, [laughter] I—I'm 31. So, I didn't have a crisis [music] at 30. I had a crisis at 31.

02:38

Speaker A

'Cause at 30, I didn't realize I was 30. See, I've had 31 crises. Are you wearing [music] necklace?

02:44

Speaker A

I am wearing a necklace. Wo. Wo. And the ring chain. Help. Are you on a health kick? Uh, Dad, no. No, but I was just telling Fibs before my stomach is [ \_\_ ] cramping right now.

02:54

Speaker A

Are you shooting yourself? I'm not, but I want you that he's not [ \_\_ ] himself.

02:58

Speaker A

I want to be [ \_\_ ] myself. Left to left, dude. Between you and me, my stomach is [ \_\_ ] cramping. There's something wrong.

03:05

Speaker A

I was genuinely excited for this reunion, but in the days leading up to the catch-up, I ate some bad chicken and I felt the effects for multiple days.

03:15

Speaker A

I'm in pain. [laughter] I'm genuinely okay. Like you have to look in your eyes and you're like, I'm here. I'm present. But like [ \_\_ ] me.

03:25

Speaker A

But yeah, 22 was my prime. Are you saying you've passed your prime? Yeah. Pass your use-by date.

03:32

Speaker A

No. No. No. Best of [laughter] all. This car has not changed. It's still the same.

03:41

Speaker A

Well, it's barely had any passengers in it for a little while. She hasn't really been used. I mean, that's not entirely true. This happened the other day.

03:48

Speaker A

What's your name? I'm Darren. Nice to meet you. We're not pretending like we don't know each other. That it's [laughter] 'cause I got the little yellow car like 2 years ago. I've just been using that.

03:59

Speaker A

[music] 2 minutes something and 30 seconds. Wait, have you been pulled over? No, not in this car.

04:08

Speaker A

Just say you happy with your car, Dad? Like you happy with [music] the car?

04:10

Speaker A

This—I've never been happier with a—Yeah. Yeah. I still haven't let you drive that car.

04:16

Speaker A

The car is the definition of joy. Can I ask you a favor? Can you Google where?

04:22

Speaker A

Where? [laughter] Where? An adverb in or to what place or position? For example, where do you live from here?

04:32

Speaker A

Yeah, like 50 minutes. [ \_\_ ] whoop whoop. Shoot. I wanted to go right.

04:40

Speaker A

Turn that on. Let's get this car written off so I can get some sort of payout.

04:44

Speaker A

Hey, Dad. It's insured for more than what I can sell it for. [laughter] How about I take your car, right?

04:49

Speaker A

This one and you like—Yeah, I'll take care and like vanish it for the bush somewhere and send it to my car.

04:57

Speaker A

Oh, like what you're explaining is an insurance job. Is your car insured for more than you can sell it for?

05:04

Speaker A

Like an agreement? Okay, look. Let's have this conversation OFF CAMERA. [laughter] YOU'RE LIKE A WHEEL.

05:12

Speaker A

Maybe we can work something out. [laughter] Have you read the Communist Manifesto? No. Have you heard of it?

05:19

Speaker A

Only from the Comic Kids. Can I tell you something really cool? Yeah. And [music] this is probably one of my greatest flexes that I never tell people.

05:28

Speaker A

As of May this year, I've met the Kami Kid and I met his mom [laughter] and Oh my god.

05:42

Speaker A

Oh, look this light. Did you drive? Did you like come on a boat and bring this with you or what?

05:47

Speaker A

Shut up. You're a good sport. I appreciate this. I appreciate this. Come all the way to Cardiff.

05:54

Speaker A

Why are you in Cardiff? [laughter] Out of all the cities? Yeah, this is going to be really difficult to explain, uh, without it sounding weird. So during lockdown, I couldn't drive and I pivoted for like a year and I made

06:09

Speaker A

content on Omega. How you doing? Oh, I wasn't expecting it to go. [laughter] This is so amazing.

06:18

Speaker A

So similar, similar concept of just like meeting strangers, having a laugh. Yeah. And one of the people that I met, this is where it gets weird, was a 13-year-old kid.

06:28

Speaker A

Okay. Um, and his mom. But when I saw [laughter] we're listening and he referred to himself as the commie kid.

06:37

Speaker A

Okay. And it was the most bizarre interaction I've ever had. What's a kid? Like a communist kid?

06:42

Speaker A

Oh, I am what they call a pimp. And I—I—the ladies. You control the ladies. You control everything.

06:51

Speaker A

Really? The way he carried himself was like, like boy genius. I like he knew so much for a 13-year-old.

06:58

Speaker A

Crazy. So, the ladies go out to their boys. The boys get the information that communism is brilliant and it spreads like wildfire.

07:07

Speaker A

It turned into this like mini-series of me like chatting with the commie kid and he lives in Cardiff.

07:14

Speaker A

Yeah, that's really cool. Yeah. Whenever I'm like, okay, for a 13-year-old boy, it's just weird. I heard you out. Okay. [laughter] Conclusion. I know nothing about whales.

07:25

Speaker A

Why am I going to put my seatbelt on? You do have to put your seat belt on.

07:28

Speaker A

And me. Someone's seat belt. Is that you? I put it in the wrong wall. It's the only one I could get it in. Oh, really?

07:34

Speaker A

Story of my life. There you go. [laughter] I can't step in the hall. [laughter] Everything with Tommy Kid, his mom has always been there.

07:45

Speaker A

Yeah. Yeah. She wanted him to come, I think, by himself. And I was like, no, no. 'Cause she's a character. Like, she's a proper character. She's really funny.

07:54

Speaker A

All right. All right. On the bicep. Oh, that's right. It's like right on your bicep. No, no, no. Keep going. Keep going. I haven't tapped yet. I haven't tapped yet.

08:01

Speaker A

All right. Get it on the bicep. I can't reach. I'm going to choke him with—I haven't tapped. Just go like that.

08:07

Speaker A

I haven't tapped yet. [laughter] I haven't tapped yet. Come on. No, I won't. No. [laughter] How do you feel about that?

08:17

Speaker A

He's away, dick, right now. Is he? I've every urge to like front seat drive right now, but I'd let you do that. Daz, what would you have done?

08:24

Speaker A

I'd say go to lift lane 'cause you almost not. No, I saw it. I'm a front seat driver.

08:29

Speaker A

You're a backseat driver at the moment. Sorry. [laughter] Apology accepted. Is that right? He doesn't do all this kind of stuff anymore. This communism stuff really at all. Not that I know of.

08:40

Speaker A

Why not? I decided to leave the house and [laughter] I talked to a couple of people and I decided, you know, let's not be a bit of a Greek ball.

08:47

Speaker A

Wow. So you—you've completely rejected, uh, communism now. Stop making a politics show now.

08:53

Speaker A

[laughter] So then what's y

08:58

Speaker A

MMA. How long you been training? 3 years now. Something like that. Like I said, I I I walked out the house and I explored the world a little bit.

09:06

Speaker A

I decided, you know what? [ \_\_ ] this. It is in my life. Bang. Go to the gym.

09:11

Speaker A

Smash it. Dude, that's [ \_\_ ] cool. I really I was not expecting you to 100% when I was younger [clears throat] 100% was going to think this kid is going to grow me an absolute [ \_\_ ] meg

09:22

Speaker A

absolute melt. No, I was no potential. No, I didn't think that [clears throat] at all.

09:27

Speaker A

If he likes something, he seems to like soak it all. Remember it all. He's got a he's got a really good working memory.

09:34

Speaker A

There's a metamorphosis [music] of this child and he is now a man. It is It's [ \_\_ ] wild.

09:41

Speaker A

Is he? He's 16. He might be 17 by the time he's He's not nine.

09:47

Speaker A

Mom, love you. Can I say hi to your mom? Yeah. Mom, come here. Do you want to come say hi?

09:56

Speaker A

It's my It's my mate. How old are you? 28. Okay. 26. What did she say?

10:04

Speaker A

It's not a He says she says you're a So she doesn't want to say hello. No.

10:11

Speaker A

Mom, come on. Come say hello. You're a new man. You definitely thought I was going to be a freak when I was No, I I was like, this is I thought you were this child. This kid Yeah. is going to

10:20

Speaker A

be a freak. So, I know if I saw it, I think that kid's going to like Not a freak. Kid genius. Kid genius. Cuz genius can go both ways. Genius can do good and genius [music] can do bad.

10:30

Speaker A

I knew he was going to be a bad genius. Well, if he's if he's going to go down the communism route, Yeah. That's That's [ \_\_ ] That's intense. If you're a 180, are you a capitalist [music] then?

10:41

Speaker A

No. No. What are we into now then? Smoke splits. Get [ \_\_ ] That's that's that's really [screaming] normal.

10:51

Speaker A

Told you if I catch him smoking bombs around. I'm going to kick him out.

10:54

Speaker A

But if he gets [ \_\_ ] well, he's 16. What can I do? [laughter] I'm giving him condoms to make sure that he [ \_\_ ] it. If he is going to This feels like parent teacher interviews, like where we're talking

11:04

Speaker A

about you. [laughter] I want I want that one. I want that street. I want that one. I want that one.

11:11

Speaker A

Permit. Permit. [ \_\_ ] it. Right. Just go right. I'll pay the meter. No. No. No. [ \_\_ ] principal of the matter. Here we go.

11:20

Speaker A

Is this go here? You got to pay though. No, it's not meter. It is.

11:25

Speaker A

I don't care. I'll pay it. I don't give a [ \_\_ ] I'm done.

11:29

Speaker A

It is P. I'm not used to this. It says meter. So clearly Dad. Oh, [ \_\_ ] Actually, I've got pay. Hold on. I got it. Activate 1 hour free parking. There you go.

11:38

Speaker A

Yay. Oh, my mouth is salivating. Hungry. [laughter] Oh, she's really hungry. While we have lunch, let's learn more about the excommie and his mommy. You got a girlfriend?

11:50

Speaker A

Yeah. Yes. Oh, yeah. She's from Bangladesh. All right. Is she from there or is her family from there?

11:56

Speaker A

And she's a Muslim. He's a a vowed Christian. Interesting. He [music] went through a little phase of that. He got him baptized and under his rem took me back. We got No, you know, you can go. You never ask me, Dad.

12:09

Speaker A

Anyway, he comes home with love bites on his neck and all this. I did not have a love.

12:14

Speaker A

You got one now. Wait, it's not there's nothing there, man. There's nothing. You did have a big one, but that is definitely a love bite.

12:22

Speaker A

Disgusting. Did you see 16? Yeah, I know. What were you doing when you were 16?

12:29

Speaker A

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Especially cuz lockdown and Omegle. It was such a like what did you just say?

12:36

Speaker A

Sorry. What did you say? Lockdown and Omega. Omega. Come on. We've We've done Come on. Are you serious? Are you going to be shook us again?

12:45

Speaker A

Or amigo. Gross. Surely. No, you did. Fagma letting him speak on Omegle. I didn't even know what Omegle was.

12:52

Speaker A

I don't blame you. That That thing was [ \_\_ ] weird. Oh my gosh. So many things I see.

12:57

Speaker A

Incredible. Incredible. It's a good thing it got shut down. Yeah, last year maybe the year before.

13:06

Speaker A

Oh, wait. It's back up. That's a [ \_\_ ] It was a place for what do you call nonses and ponses?

13:16

Speaker A

Oh, yeah. That's why you guys were on there, is it? [laughter] Aren't you joking? I feel like I've worked out you're not a nons.

13:24

Speaker A

50 years from now, we're going to look back on America and go like, we let that exist? That's insane. In the same way that like we look at cars on the road and we go once upon a time this is like

13:34

Speaker A

horse and carriage. Like how the hell have we gone from that to this? Yeah, that's that.

13:40

Speaker A

I agree 100%. We fight sometimes. It's quite fun. Especially when he's pissed me off.

13:45

Speaker A

And who wins? Do you know what? He got kicked out of school and I thought I'd be clever and I said, "Right, we'll go into the gym and we'll have a fight with gloves on." And I I was thinking this is my chance that

13:57

Speaker A

I'm going to hammer him cuz I get the grief off the teachers, do you know?

14:01

Speaker A

Yeah. But I went and he give me a black eye. Your own [ \_\_ ] out of your mind.

14:08

Speaker A

I do remember. I remember it. She's going. He's going. We're going. We're going. Glasses on.

14:14

Speaker A

Now the question is, will this car start? Oh god. [ \_\_ ] Cuz it didn't start an hour ago.

14:20

Speaker A

Oh my god. Yeah. [screaming] [laughter] Thanks for making time for me. No, it's been [laughter] my amaz how well you drive in foreign countries. Don't get nervous. Do you chatting away there?

14:39

Speaker A

Um, sometimes I forget my turns and stuff like that, but no, it's it's all it's the same everywhere.

14:43

Speaker A

Hey, you know, you said the rules are the same everywhere. You just drive down a bus lane.

14:47

Speaker A

Oh, [ \_\_ ] What does that mean? [laughter] I don't know. We should be all right, though.

14:50

Speaker A

Nope. You're never allowed to enter a bus lane in Wales. This mistake cost me £70 £70 two separate occasions. You can drive in a bus lane temporarily in Australia, but apparently not [music] in Wales.

15:03

Speaker A

You're going in the busiest section on Melon right now. I reckon we're in a drive park.

15:07

Speaker A

We're in a rush to get nowhere. Can I just say I am feeling so much better after [ \_\_ ] I didn't [ \_\_ ] I'm going to tell you a story.

15:16

Speaker A

Poor person. After I'm going to tell you a story. I ate some bad chicken and I had a stomach ache that went until Sunday.

15:24

Speaker A

Food poisoning cousin. Yeah. But it was like just moving through my my stomach and I could feel it was like bloating. And then on Sunday night at 2:00 in the morning, I woke up and cuz I was shivering. I had I got

15:34

Speaker A

like the shakes and she was like, "We got to go to the hospital. Like I'll call an ambulance." I was like, "First, I got to get under the shower cuz I'm so cold. I need like heat on me."

15:44

Speaker A

I stayed in the shower for 20 minutes and I was kind of like rocking back and forth.

15:48

Speaker A

And then I farted and I felt so much better and it was just gas. Like it was just the end of like a food [laughter] poisoning thing.

15:58

Speaker A

Oh, they're the SBDs, mate. They're [ \_\_ ] silent but deadlies. Yes. The relationship that the two of you have is cool.

16:06

Speaker A

Do you reckon? Yeah. I think it's one of honest. Yeah. You have a very honest relationship.

16:11

Speaker A

I can't be fake. Did she just be fake when you're out in the public?

16:15

Speaker A

How then? What was it? You put on the You put on your little business voice. And you When's that then?

16:20

Speaker A

All the time. Don't Don't even come here pretend. What's the business? You go You go a little high pitch straight in the back.

16:26

Speaker A

Do I? Hello. Did I get any of the business? No. Yeah. Oh, actually Larel with Dazzle.

16:32

Speaker A

[ \_\_ ] yeah. Flaps out. [laughter] Where is it? What did you do? Always paramedic.

16:40

Speaker A

Paramedic has come to help me fart. [laughter] I got gas. Come back. Come here. Help me. Wait, am I asking the questions or you're asking questions?

16:48

Speaker A

I'm asking the questions. Okay. And you have to give one word response. One word response or Okay, you know what?

16:54

Speaker A

It's such an overexlainer that like my [music] partner will ask me what I ate, but I have to tell him like how I got there.

17:01

Speaker A

Like I'll be like I'll start the night before. I'll be like, "Last night I was really thinking about makes it shorter." And so I went to the KFC drive-thru and I got to the window and I didn't had no idea what I wanted.

17:10

Speaker A

I was everything. You know what? I'll just get a slider cuz I haven't had a slider in a long time. And anyways, I had this whole introductory, but I could have just said I had a barbecue slider.

17:19

Speaker A

So, I didn't hear any of that. [laughter] I just had the end. I want to go to France uh next year.

17:33

Speaker A

Oh, you are not going to You are not going to win that one. Yeah. [ \_\_ ] this guy. Although, insurance, [laughter] do you still drink tea with milk or have you grown up? What did he drink?

17:44

Speaker A

He thinks if we had to drink tea with milk. I haven't had the tea in 3 days. I haven't slept in 72 hours because then I haven't had my tea.

17:53

Speaker A

Do you have milk in it? Of course I have [ \_\_ ] milk in it.

17:56

Speaker A

I drink tea without milk in it. I [ \_\_ ] laugh. Take this and [ \_\_ ] off.

18:02

Speaker A

[laughter] Wait, what do you drink? Black tea. Black tea. Cuz I'm an adult. What do you mean?

18:08

Speaker A

You think you need milk? You need milk tea? Am I going right? Get down there, Dazzer. Get down there.

18:13

Speaker A

What do you mean? You don't need milk. Did you breastfeed? No. I'm going. He'd be starving.

18:21

Speaker A

That would be even more small. Feed him off these straight down there now. Cars are going.

18:27

Speaker A

You have your milk in your tea. That's sweet. Not everybody in the UK drink.

18:31

Speaker A

No one drinks black tea unless your name's Jimmy Sav. Jimmy Seville. Do you have any questions for me? I feel like I'm always asking still.

18:45

Speaker A

When you're young, you like we like friends kiss friends and [ \_\_ ] like that.

18:48

Speaker A

I never kiss my friends. Yeah, but I feel as guys. [laughter] Why does kissing another man make you less masculine?

18:55

Speaker A

Cuz kissing's for girls. No, it's not. I just got married. You got racially profiled in this s. I did. I swear I did.

19:05

Speaker A

How do you get racially profiled? We walked in. We walked in and then I've got this [ \_\_ ] guy. He going to leave me alone. He was in my ass. He was in my ass the whole time. So I don't go in

19:14

Speaker A

that s anymore. Why are you That's a bad description. I'm sure it's not racially profiled. You probably just look like you're going to nick something with them hoods and that funny haircut that you got.

19:25

Speaker A

Funny haircut, aren't you? You're not you're not uh bad boy haircut and wearing all black all the time. Probably doesn't do you any favor. You look like you're not describing me very well. The girls are going to be watching this.

19:35

Speaker A

You're strange if you're watching. [laughter] You got a girlfriend. You're calling me. Yeah, you got a girlfriend now. She gives you something wrong with window shopping.

19:43

Speaker A

Yes, there is. You got a girlfriend. You told me that. No, I didn't. You honest. Honest. You told me that.

19:49

Speaker A

I'm just going to ask you a bunch of questions. First thing that comes to your mind?

19:52

Speaker A

Blue. Good. One item you can't live without. Three pants. If you could choose your name, what would it be?

20:01

Speaker A

Piper. Really? Yeah. Even well growing up. No, cuz kids are so creative. Not just kids, old people, too.

20:09

Speaker A

Pebbles is fine. Oh, Piper. So, your name is Piper Young. Like Piper Young. [laughter] I'm sorry. Your name is illegal.

20:23

Speaker A

I'd still like it. Okay. What's popular now, but will be embarrassing in [music] years to come?

20:29

Speaker A

My opinions. Maybe you maybe you'll be out. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I heard it. I just chose not to.

20:38

Speaker A

Do you guys drink a lot still? No. I drank yesterday and I was like I don't know why I do this. I haven't drank for months.

20:45

Speaker A

How much did you drink yesterday? [music] Like probably like two lots of wine all up.

20:49

Speaker A

Ah. Okay. Well, when was the last time you got fishnickers? Oh, on my birthday I'm getting [ \_\_ ] up. Okay.

20:54

Speaker A

That's the one time I get [ \_\_ ] lit. What is [ \_\_ ] up for you now?

20:57

Speaker A

Like just like [ \_\_ ] sideways. Yeah. No, I don't know. Like, but like what are you drinking?

21:03

Speaker A

Oh, shots probably. It just takes a lot more to to recover from that [ \_\_ ] now.

21:07

Speaker A

It's the recovery that I I really struggle with [music] now. Like genuinely. It was horrific.

21:14

Speaker A

Oh, there's boys to cook in my ear. Coke. Really? Yeah. We not doing coke.

21:20

Speaker A

Yeah, loads of me. Uh we obviously not I'm obviously not doing coke, but there is coke on it, boys.

21:27

Speaker A

Weed or anything? It is. All right. Can I vape in here? Sure. Stressing. We got a hot box going now. Oh, this is the magic roundabout.

21:35

Speaker A

Again, if we're looking for hose, this is where they go. What kind of sleep scores are we getting here?

21:40

Speaker A

Oh, I've got a terrible sleep score again cuz of alcohol. You a mouth breather.

21:44

Speaker A

I am a mouth breather, which is a problem. How our conversations have changed. Um, [laughter] yeah. Um, all these people are like, "Wow." They used to really talk about all this crazy [ \_\_ ] and go up this crazy

21:56

Speaker A

[ \_\_ ] and they were like, "What's your sleep score?" Oh, do you know what I heard the other day? There's a place called Banana Club.

22:02

Speaker A

She puts the banana in the in the fanny and you eat it out, right?

22:08

Speaker A

Tremendous. Where is this in Thailand? Amsterdam. Oh, really? So, they put the banana in in in the the banana.

22:15

Speaker A

The banana. They put a banana in the hole in Yeah. Have you heard of a They What? What? The and the banana at the fanny at the fatty next to the fatty flaps.

22:25

Speaker A

Next to the fatty flap. Come on, have a bet. I've never done. I have to come out. You doing flaps? I'm doing burps. [snorts] Hey, should we go get nose rings?

22:35

Speaker A

[ \_\_ ] me. Get my nipple reiss. I I took my nipple piercing out.

22:39

Speaker A

Mine? Yeah, mine fell out in um grease and I've still got mine. You still got one?

22:43

Speaker A

I want to get it back. I just haven't done it. Should I do it?

22:45

Speaker A

My nipple's so sensitive, though. I've I mine was like infected for like almost 2 years. So maybe I do the other nipple.

22:52

Speaker A

You should go do it cuz I've I've got like scar tissue now. Yeah, I have scar tissue. But they said it's fine.

22:57

Speaker A

What else could we get pierced? I've already done this. I've already done that. I had 17. Yeah, clear.

23:02

Speaker A

Let's go get our clits pierced. I come back from a week in Melbourne and my partner's like, "What the fuck?" And you're like, "It was Darren's idea." He'd [laughter] be like, "Favorite line from a movie.

23:11

Speaker A

Oh my god, you bitch." I don't know. That's I was just thinking about a [ \_\_ ] There's no wrong answer.

23:15

Speaker A

It's not even my favorite line. No wrong answer. I don't know why you're defending yourself. If you were arrested, what would it be for?

23:21

Speaker A

Peeing in public. Actually, because there's been times where at work when I haven't been covered, I'm pissed.

23:28

Speaker A

You need a shee. I do need solve your like what do you do with that after?

23:32

Speaker A

Yeah, that's the disgusting. What do you do with that after? It should be a one time use plastic thing that [music] gets caught in a turtle's nose and are you going to blow G's faces out?

23:42

Speaker A

I think it's the smart thing to do. Yeah. I always used to worry when he was younger and the stuff we'd say he or he'd say online like they're going to take him off me.

23:50

Speaker A

Social services. That's actually that's what you said to me though. I remember you were like uh I don't want to lose my son now. He's 16. I feel like it's okay.

23:59

Speaker A

They won't take a nap. You also don't know what like you could get a role in parliament.

24:04

Speaker A

Like who knows? Yeah. Yeah. You say that now but like he's just going to keep it all in his wank. [laughter] That's not cute. If you could have a lifetime supply of anything, what would it be?

24:17

Speaker A

Petrol. [laughter] I don't know. Petrol's expensive. That's good. Money. Wait, I should say money. Can [laughter] I say money?

24:26

Speaker A

Photo. Photo. Photo. Post one of those ones. Yeah, cuz your shoulders look [ \_\_ ] massive. [laughter] Should we do another one like that for good luck?

24:35

Speaker A

Sure. She's going to tent. Yeah. Yeah. Should we all t dude? I look so [ \_\_ ] happy.

24:42

Speaker A

It's true. Oh my god. Memories. Darren, you look the same. Thanks. You've come to an end. If pit stop, we're at Darren's house. We're going to burn it down. Goodbye.

24:52

Speaker A

If you enjoyed [music] today's reunion, you should absolutely watch this video of Phoebe and I scaring the [ \_\_ ] out of Steph. It's one of my all-time favorites. I'll just uh hang around until you till you watch it. Click it.

25:06

Speaker A

Come on. Hurry up. Try up.

Topics: Darren Levy Uber passengers reunion friendship comedy vlog personal growth commie kid driving stories catch-up


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