**Ranking Girls By Body Count (with Kissing) — Transcript & Summary | SozAI**
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Poppies Studios ranks girls by body count based on looks, with candid conversations on attraction, sex appeal, and personal experiences.

## Key Takeaways

- Body count ranking based on looks is subjective and leads to playful but sometimes harsh judgments.
- Attractiveness and sexual appeal are discussed openly, revealing diverse perspectives within the group.
- Personal stories highlight the complexity of sexual identity and social perceptions.
- Humor and teasing serve as a way to navigate sensitive topics among friends.
- Sponsored content is integrated naturally, connecting gaming rewards with the audience.

## What the video covers

- Participants rank each other by perceived body count solely based on appearance during a timed challenge.
- The group discusses attractiveness, sexual appeal, and stereotypes related to looks and behavior.
- They share personal insights about their dating experiences, sexual histories, and how others perceive them.
- Humor and teasing are prevalent, including playful insults and banter about physical traits and personality.
- The video includes a sponsored segment promoting the Cash Giraffe app, rewarding gamers with real cash.
- Discussions touch on topics like sexual experience, relationship dynamics, and social perceptions of sexuality.
- Participants debate who would be best at sex and discuss terms like 'slam piece' in a lighthearted manner.
- The video captures a mix of vulnerability, confidence, and group dynamics among the participants.
- The ranking evolves as new information and impressions are shared throughout the video.
- The overall tone is casual, humorous, and candid, with moments of reflection on personal identity and attraction.

## Chapters

1. 00:00 Introduction and Initial Rankings
2. 01:47 Discussing Attractiveness and Flirting
3. 05:33 Sponsored Segment: Cash Giraffe App
4. 06:33 Judgments and Teasing Among Participants
5. 06:44 Sexual Identity and Personal Experiences
6. 09:36 Who’s Best at Sex? Playful Debate
7. 15:28 Further Rankings and Group Dynamics
8. 20:52 Closing Thoughts and Final Rankings

Answers

## Questions about this video

What is the main premise of the video?

The video features a group of women ranking each other by perceived body count based on looks, followed by candid discussions about attraction, sexual experiences, and identity.

Is the ranking based on actual personal information?

No, the initial ranking is done solely based on appearance without discussing personal sexual histories, which are revealed or discussed later in the video.

What kind of tone does the video have?

The tone is casual and humorous, with playful teasing and candid conversations, though some comments may come off as harsh or controversial.

## Full Transcript — Download SRT & Markdown

00:00

Speaker A

Like you. I would probably put you near the bottom. You and you look more like a girl than me.

00:05

Speaker A

Yes. Okay, little boy. This is such a hot start. Oh my God. What makes someone kiss like a—You know, [laughter] there's no way that that girl's least though.

00:14

Speaker A

That's why I believe in hopes. You're staying right there for sure. [laughter] Just because I go to frat parties doesn't mean my body count's like crazy.

00:21

Speaker A

So, that was enough to change the whole order. We got two more. We're moving up as well.

00:27

Speaker A

No way. [music] Ladies, you have to figure out who among you has the highest and lowest body count. You have 15 minutes to do this first round just by looks. So, you can't get into your personal details about

00:57

Speaker A

your life. You can't talk about your sexual history. All of that's going to happen later and 15 minutes starts now.

01:03

Speaker A

You all are gorgeous, [music] by the way. We're all so beautiful. So, that's has nothing to do.

01:08

Speaker A

Baseline achieved. All right. Now, let's talk about what makes us ugly. Um, [laughter] I have a butterface.

01:15

Speaker A

I'm 4'11". Does that make you less or more attractive, though? 'Cause I feel like I feel like 5 foot and up is good, but 4'11" love 4'11".

01:22

Speaker A

And for a short king, you're like perfect height. I don't know. I don't know any dudes that like tall girls. So like I don't know like you I would probably put you near the bottom 'cause I'm tall and like

01:33

Speaker A

the blue hair. You know what I mean? It's like giving Ellen DeGeneres. So I'm going to put you more that way. I think we need to go this. What? I didn't know basic was in. My bad. [laughter] If we're doing it based off attractive.

01:43

Speaker A

Like that's just how it works. No. Right. But then you should be here. Huh.

01:47

Speaker A

I mean you look okay, but I'm not I'm not saying you're ugly. I'm just Okay, that's fine.

01:53

Speaker A

And uh Kit, why did you put her there? Uh, I put her there 'cause she's basic as hell.

01:57

Speaker A

This is such a hot start. Oh my God. Who do you guys think is the most attractive when it comes to the male gays?

02:04

Speaker A

I think you're I think you're one. Yeah, I think you're one guy. No, I was Why?

02:09

Speaker A

I'm flat. [music] Men want. I'm not flat, bro. Exactly. Who do we think has like the [music] most like sex appeal out of all of us?

02:23

Speaker A

Honestly, probably you. Me? Yeah. Oh, 100%. Yeah. I'm not going to lie, I would add you all as bodies. [laughter] That's a different video. We're not filming that today.

02:38

Speaker A

Shut. What kind of guys do you guys think you guys attract? I attract all types. Oh, really? I've never had a swing in a mouse. I feel like I always make the first [music] move. Like, I don't know what I attract.

02:49

Speaker A

I attract like If they're mean, they like find me. Yeah. What do you attract? Women mostly men. Men sometimes like me after some convincing.

02:59

Speaker A

No. [laughter] You're so beautiful. You're really pretty. I think she's [laughter] pretty. I don't know. I just don't think like men would find that attractive. You know what I mean? It's like if like GI Joe and like a smurf had a baby. You know what I

03:12

Speaker A

mean? I just don't think that's like what go for. But they like cardboard [music] boxes.

03:18

Speaker A

I mean, yeah. Sometimes they look like a girl. You know you and you look more like a girl than me.

03:25

Speaker A

Yes. Okay. Little boy. I don't have a group. So I get called little boy all the time. I'm just saying you beat me out for the title.

03:32

Speaker A

Okay. What is What is her genuine problem? I feel like you guys are maybe just flirting with each other, right guys?

03:38

Speaker A

Yeah. I bet she is. No, [laughter] I'm not going to lie. I disassociated for a second. I was like somebody that I can like remember when I leave the room. You know what I [laughter] mean?

03:48

Speaker A

Right. You are rememberable. Yeah. You can spot Kit anywhere. Yeah. So, do you guys want to put her as number one for the most memorable?

03:55

Speaker A

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Speaker A

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Speaker A

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Speaker A

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Speaker A

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05:33

Speaker A

Yeah, get those gems. Now, back to the ranking. Is there anyone that we think looks like ran through at all?

05:40

Speaker A

Ran through her. I [laughter] was going to say you do look a little ran through.

05:45

Speaker A

I I'm sensing some uh animosity here. I think you guys should I don't know. She You just look like the type of girl that would be like easy and ran through.

05:54

Speaker A

Oh, for sure. No, for sure. No, I was going to say that about your lip filler, so that's okay.

05:57

Speaker A

About me? Yeah. I mean, okay. Why? You don't just have lip filler like that. You know what I mean?

06:01

Speaker A

So lip filler means I'm ran through. Yeah. You don't have any? No. You should. You should [laughter] get some.

06:08

Speaker A

Yeah. I guess that could be a good way to maybe like What's the meanest comment you've ever gotten?

06:13

Speaker A

Oh, the meanest. Roadkill. Someone called you roadkill. Like road like my face is ran over.

06:18

Speaker A

Well, you know what? People make art out of roadkill. Yeah. So, [laughter] like genuinely.

06:24

Speaker A

Yeah. That's where they went. Oh, they tell me I look like the Men in Black alien. [laughter] Hey, I got that too.

06:31

Speaker A

Let's go. Long torso. What can I do? That's horrible, but it's so funny. People basically just call me a lesbian all the time. Like it's an insult.

06:38

Speaker A

It's not an insult, but you do give. Yeah, I'm punk, not gay. Are you sure you're not punk and gay?

06:44

Speaker A

Yeah. You know, I tried. How deep into the uh process did you get before you realized you weren't gay?

06:49

Speaker A

Like four or five girls AND THEN [laughter] But do you attract women though? Yeah.

06:54

Speaker A

Constantly. Yeah. Well, I go to the gym and I I'm tall and I am mass. Yeah. Men don't come up to me like literally ever.

07:03

Speaker A

Yeah. [laughter] That's fair. Okay. I think we should do who looks like they'd be the best at having sex.

07:11

Speaker A

Like who the best? Like who the best? I think I the best. Okay. [laughter] You look like you would.

07:17

Speaker A

Let me put my hat into the ring here. You do a flip on it.

07:20

Speaker A

I could. You look like you give that like luck 9000. I mean with the lips.

07:25

Speaker A

I feel like you should come next to me. Yeah. Like you're like office siren baddy.

07:30

Speaker A

Yeah. I have heard this term before that I'm a slam piece. What does that mean?

07:36

Speaker A

What is a slam piece? Like like a poem more like I think when you're small you can get like thrown around and like slammed around and I don't know how I feel about that but I'm like not going

07:45

Speaker A

to disagree with it 'cause No, I think it's iconic. He can throw you around.

07:50

Speaker A

Yeah, exactly. And I like it. Like I'm not an acrobat unless I'm in the bed. So I feel like you should come up.

07:56

Speaker A

I feel like Yeah, I I do feel like I'm pretty I'm not bad. Bl

08:01

Speaker A

Why? What? What don't you agree with? I think that we should be more up.

08:05

Speaker A

Me? Cuz you guys look like you the best. Yeah. I mean, I think we're like pretty and natural and stuff. So, because you said natural because I have lip filler, I I can't What that got to do with my

08:16

Speaker A

ass? That's real. I don't know. I feel like natural world is worse. But that's just me. You wouldn't know. So, okay. Does somebody have boxing gloves?

08:27

Speaker A

SHE'S [laughter] NOT. YOU SAY SHE'S not natural. Well, her hair sure not. Do you think it is?

08:32

Speaker A

What does that have to DO WITH HER THOUGH? [screaming] NOTHING. LIKE, what does that have to do? I'm just saying like natural girls.

08:38

Speaker A

Does the carpet match the drapes, right? Here. Do girls do that? That's kind of sick.

08:44

Speaker A

Like a blue landing strip? No. Yeah, I love landing strips. People actually don't put bleach on their believe it or not.

08:51

Speaker A

They don't. [laughter] Who gives the best like the eyes? You see a guy from far away, how are you telling him, "Come over here. I want to take you home." Okay. I feel like usually they're taller, [music] so you'd like,

09:04

Speaker A

"Oh, yeah." Right? That's crazy. That was good. That was really good. Okay. So, if he was short, you would have go shorter.

09:13

Speaker A

411. My question. Do you want to see my final form? Sure. What does that mean?

09:17

Speaker A

Means Wait, I'll show you how short. Oh, shoes are coming off. Oh, wow. You're so cute. Okay, now I'm going to give them to you. [laughter] Okay. Okay. Log in.

09:28

Speaker A

Oh, yeah. Yep. All right. Oh, okay. Ken, are you back to back to girls?

09:34

Speaker A

I'm back to girls. What about you, Brooklyn? What's your um hey guy, I like you look.

09:38

Speaker A

I usually just like stare and like try to get them to make eye contact with me at the same time and then I'll just go up to them.

09:43

Speaker A

Are you just like this across the club? Yes. I'm just like, [laughter] you notice me yet? Then we make eye contact. I'm like, okay, now I can make my chance. And then you do the butt thing, right? Give it to me.

09:56

Speaker A

[laughter] The signature move. That is pretty hot. I do think you need to be like the the eyes. We're good.

10:03

Speaker A

Swap with me. Swap with me. No. No. You stay up there, Blair. Yes. What's your look?

10:08

Speaker A

I don't know. Just like a It's a really long look. Yeah, [laughter] they look for a really long time. So, they're just not looking at her yet. So, she had to just keep going. It feels like there's some like animosity Blair

10:24

Speaker A

between you, Kit. Yeah, I don't know what the beat. She keeps coming for me for like being not natural, too.

10:30

Speaker A

I literally didn't even start it, though. Well, to me, you did. You said something. Did I?

10:36

Speaker A

That's fair. I'll keep going. It's [laughter] fine. I don't mind. I like how you backed down. You're like, honestly, I could have started it. Who cares?

10:41

Speaker A

YEAH. HONESTLY, I could have I could have Oh, yeah. I said that you looked easy. That's what it was. I stand by that. Yeah.

10:46

Speaker A

Okay. Oh my god. [laughter] And then what what's up with you and Blair right now? Why are you guys going at it?

10:52

Speaker A

She just keeps saying like weird about my hair, like negging me. Literally, all I said was that you weren't like regular conventionally attractive to men. That's literally all I said.

11:01

Speaker A

That's all you said. [laughter] Literally, what else did I say? That's a great way to put it, actually.

11:07

Speaker A

[laughter] Bare minimum. God, this is going to be a crazy video. Ladies, you don't know each other's body count. So, this is your final chance to do the ladies only by looks ranking for body count. Is this how you actually

11:19

Speaker A

want to finalize it? I feel like I don't know. I feel like I'm very like promiscuous presenting, but I'm not really like No, you seem like you'd be like, dorky, but like sometimes lovable dorks be getting pipes.

11:35

Speaker A

[laughter] I think you should go first. Me first. Yes. Yes. Why? Cuz you look easy.

11:42

Speaker A

Okay. Like I feel like that's like the that's like the I feel like I I'm right here with you, girl. You sure are.

11:48

Speaker A

Yep. Are we all good comfortable with this? Does anybody have any other pitches? Comfortable.

11:54

Speaker A

[laughter] I feel like off of by looks, I feel like even though you are more like punky, you could be kinkier in that way. She seems more vanilla. I think y'all should switch.

12:05

Speaker A

I agree. Okay. Yeah. No, that makes sense. I think this looks good. Yeah, I think so, too.

12:10

Speaker A

Okay, this is the first of three rounds. The guys are now going to come in. I feel like we all have to band together, guys. All the beef [music] we had before, we got to squash it.

12:19

Speaker A

3 2 1 Yeah. [cheering] All right, you guys have 15 minutes to rank the girls based off their looks on who has the biggest and lowest body count.

12:32

Speaker A

I would just like to say [music] so much before we start. I love women.

12:35

Speaker A

[laughter] We're going to cut that out now. Say your up All right, so what what should we what should we start with though based off of the off the looks here? What should we start with, dude? Low key, anybody with their toes

12:46

Speaker A

out. The toes the dogs out. [laughter] She No, because he's he's right, though. Cuz dogs being out like on the internet.

12:52

Speaker A

It's cool. For free. For free, too. You're definitely free. No, that's No, that's actually fair though. I mean, there's no way that that girl's Lisa.

13:00

Speaker A

You know what's funny? You know what's funny? They They all have this like innocent look to them right now. Like they're all like They're all trying to look innocent.

13:07

Speaker A

Yeah. Like, "Hey, it's me." Like [laughter] would it be wild to ask for like a 360 from like everyone?

13:14

Speaker A

Yeah. Could you guys would you mind spin do a do a little do a little 360?

13:21

Speaker A

One at a time. We'll go one at a time. Oh. Oh That's the front. She's used to that. Hey No, that that's extra credit though.

13:28

Speaker A

That's extra credit. Yeah, you didn't have to throw it back. Just move up. Just move up.

13:32

Speaker A

Okay, now we got that. That jacket is definitely some dude's jacket. All right. [laughter] Colored hair. [screaming] Is that giving? Is that telling anything? Is that half tea, half lace? That might Her shirt does say miss me, so that

13:44

Speaker A

tells me she leaves a lot. You know what I mean? You know what? Let's Let's actually put her first. Let's put her first. Let's put her first. You know what I mean?

13:51

Speaker A

You're going to put Yeah. You know what? Yeah. Cool. And the shirt's a little lacy. It's kind of like lingerie.

13:55

Speaker A

That's what I'm trying to say. What we were saying was the lace. You got the short hair going, huh?

13:59

Speaker A

Yeah. It's like a little lace, you know? But hey. All right. Next 360, please.

14:05

Speaker A

Okay. She's got ankle tattoos, though. No, she's got ankle tatto. She got double anklets.

14:11

Speaker A

She got double ankles. And the dog and the dogs out as well. And the dogs out.

14:15

Speaker A

I mean, yeah, the outfit. It's a cute It's a cute outfit. It's a cute outfit.

14:19

Speaker A

Double anklet situation going on. Toes out. I'd give you a kid. Where? Keep it going. What?

14:27

Speaker A

Keep it going. Are we keeping her where she's at? Yeah, I think I think we think that's a good spot.

14:32

Speaker A

Let's move on to contestant two. Would you mind giving us a 360? [music] Okay. [laughter] Okay.

14:39

Speaker A

She's got the love pink pants on though, man. I do. I I love I love when it's pink. So, I I can't even You know what I mean? What do we think about her?

14:47

Speaker A

She's got a belly button piercing. The naval the Yeah, belly button piercing. She got piercings in the ears. Multiple piercings in the ears, by the way.

14:54

Speaker A

Is she beating out our contestant number one right now? I don't I don't know.

14:58

Speaker A

Why Why is contestant one where she needs to be? What about her is saying it's where she needs to be? I told you the half lace half graphic tea would miss me and rhinestones.

15:06

Speaker A

Shane the short hair with the the color short hair. It's telling me at least 100 plus.

15:11

Speaker A

IT'S GIVING. [laughter] YEAH, she she might even like to dominate in the bedroom. I'm kind of getting I'm kind of getting that part.

15:18

Speaker A

Which is right up your alley, D Savage, cuz you love to be dominated. When did I ever say that?

15:23

Speaker A

Wow. I heard him say it. I mean, it's the aura you give sometimes. Okay, moving on.

15:27

Speaker A

You really think red has the least amount? Yeah, I don't think red. No, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to switch it back. It was like ASU White Air Force ones. She needs to go up.

15:34

Speaker A

ASU White Air Force Ones. She I think three and five swap. And everybody knows that girls from ASU are party girls.

15:42

Speaker A

Really good at everything with her mouth. What about four and five? Are we happy with this?

15:47

Speaker A

I don't know. To be fair, one or two of them did quite literally throw ass at us.

15:52

Speaker A

No, that's what I was going to say. WHAT THE COWBOY, BUT SHE TURNED AROUND and shook her ass at us.

15:56

Speaker A

Yeah. Maybe maybe actually you come up a little bit more. No, I think Red and her switch. I think right flipflop.

16:03

Speaker A

Wait, cuz she threw some ass. Cuz she threw some ass. Cuz she threw some ass.

16:06

Speaker A

She threw ass. She was the only one that threw ass to be fair. I did. I did. I did. I did like when she guys, if you have any changes you want to make, now it's the final chance.

16:15

Speaker A

Raise your hand if you want to make a change. If the majority agree, the change gets made.

16:20

Speaker A

I definitely still think that blue hair should switch with red probably in my opinion.

16:25

Speaker A

Does the majority of the people agree? One agrees. I, you know, I'll say sure.

16:30

Speaker A

Okay, so blue, red, switch. I feel like I feel like you I feel like you tweaked low key.

16:36

Speaker A

Yes, you went down, bro. I'm tweaking. I feel like the order we just had it was good.

16:40

Speaker A

Wait, also also, is this a tattoo right here? Behind the ear? Is that a tattoo?

16:46

Speaker A

Behind the ear. Stay your ass there. Rest of the game. Does anybody else have tattoos on their face or neck somewhere?

16:54

Speaker A

Oh, you're moving behind. We got two more. You're moving up as well. So, that was enough to change the whole order.

17:03

Speaker A

You don't get it. Does anybody have a lower back tattoo? Anybody? Nobody has lower back tattoo.

17:07

Speaker A

Of course, you're staying exactly where you're at. Don't worry. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the lock for the end of round one. Ladies, you can talk now. How do you feel about their ranking?

17:18

Speaker A

I think your reasonings are funny, but Thank you. Yeah. [laughter] I take so much pride in that.

17:23

Speaker A

Sage, what what do you mean their reasonings are funny? Um, I have a butterfly behind my ear for my mom. We have matching tattoos. A because she's my [music] mom and I love her. So, you and your mom both. You were in that

17:34

Speaker A

spot. [laughter] Oh my god. Don't talk about my mommy. Your your mommy. Don't talk about her.

17:41

Speaker A

She could be my mommy, too. No, don't talk about her. All right, I'm getting threatened now.

17:47

Speaker A

All right, I'll I'll stop. But you like that sometimes. How do you feel uh that they put you at the very end? Um, I don't know. I mean, I got a lot of for my shoes, so I don't really know how that correlates.

18:01

Speaker A

Guy or girl, too many frat parties. Air Force wines. Okay, but just because I go to frat parties doesn't mean my body count's like crazy.

18:09

Speaker A

Second round. Now you can ask them anything. Obviously, the goal is for you to try to figure out who has the highest body count and who has the lowest body count. The only thing you can't ask them is anything related to sex because

18:21

Speaker A

that's being saved for the next round. Hm. Hm. Hm. I got a good one. This is going to be revealing as Do you read? And if you read, what type of books?

18:32

Speaker A

Basic question. [laughter] I know exactly where he's going. He's like, "Who reads fairy porn?" I'll move up in the line. [laughter] Um, before before she even answers, let's move her up. Yeah, let's move her up. Let's move her [laughter] up.

18:47

Speaker A

Do you read FAIRY PORN? YEAH, OF course I read fairy porn. Acatar. Acatar. Yeah.

18:54

Speaker A

What the is fairy porn? Why? Better yet, let me let me give you a name. Zade Meadows.

18:59

Speaker A

All right. Hey, number four. Yeah. Four to one. I like it to be fair. [laughter] You read it.

19:04

Speaker A

Okay. You go to one. Cuz she can read. She can SHE HE'S REFERENCING a very specific.

19:11

Speaker A

I'm referencing something super specific. [laughter] What is it? Zade Zade Meadows is the I don't think you can say it all. He's a He's a stalker. He's this girl. It's a very long book.

19:22

Speaker A

Violent. He's very violent. He's great. And yes, I read it. Oh my gosh. [laughter] Is there a way to like move her like further this year?

19:30

Speaker A

Anybody else read? Anybody else? What's your favorite genres? Probably like fantasy or comedy, but I do read smut, too.

19:37

Speaker A

She also reads smut. There's a lot of smut here. What's the type of smut you read?

19:41

Speaker A

Gay men. Gay men. [laughter] She loves me. How often do you read smut? Every other. And based on those answers, let's move red to two. Let's move red to two. Very knowledgeable in that area.

19:55

Speaker A

That seems That seems right. This is This is good. That feels right. What do you read?

19:58

Speaker A

Historical fiction. You're standing right there. You can stay right where you are, DARLING. Who else has a question, though?

20:07

Speaker A

Do any of you dance? Like, do you like to dance if I'm drunk? Yes.

20:11

Speaker A

I love dancing. I'm not like really good at it, but I But the question is, do you like to dance? And what is your go-to move when dancing?

20:18

Speaker A

Just this one. Just that is f That is fantastic. Let's go ahead and eat you up.

20:27

Speaker A

But wait, can we like put her in like my room though? Like can we just stash her away? Like we can [laughter] stand left and right.

20:33

Speaker A

Sage is trying to like act like she Just because I have ass doesn't mean I want to throw it right now.

20:38

Speaker A

Whoa. Whoa. Nobody said that. I do throw ass at the club, but I'm not going to do it right now. This is not like ass throwing pants, but yes, I do.

20:44

Speaker A

Is that Is that your go-to move? I'm more of like a, you know, like a sensual dancer, you know.

20:50

Speaker A

You give us an example. No. [laughter] Okay. Everybody always tells me I dance like a middle-aged white mom.

20:58

Speaker A

Hell yeah. Perfect. Show us. So like if we were to like sing something, I'd be like, "Can everybody dance?" And then like my favorite one is like the shimmy.

21:09

Speaker A

All right. All right. Yep. You're definitely not beating those allegations. [laughter] I used to dance like be a dancer.

21:15

Speaker A

Yeah. I mean, what kind of dance are you? All kinds of stuff. I did ballet for a really long time and hip-hop and stuff.

21:19

Speaker A

Of course you did. Jazz tap. Of course I did. Yeah. What does that mean? Of course you did.

21:23

Speaker A

I don't know. She's just like, "Of course she did." You know what I mean?

21:27

Speaker A

Well, of course you don't. So, okay. Can you dance? Do you dance? Stiff as a board. To be fair, no.

21:36

Speaker A

[laughter] I think we need to separate you two by at least a body. I'm not sure there's like a direct correlation with body count, but what is your guys' relationship with your parents?

21:47

Speaker A

Oh, yeah. Daddy issue. Um, both my parents are together and they love each other. So, I have a really good idea of what a great relationship is.

21:55

Speaker A

But do they love you? Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Okay. All right. Do you talk to your mom like every day?

22:00

Speaker A

Yeah. What about that? Yeah, every day as well. If you have sex with someone, you're like, "Yeah, hooked up with a guy." Yeah. I tell them. I'd be like, "Oh, guess what I did last week?" Yeah. What the heck? Dad, guess who I railed last

22:10

Speaker A

week? Niman got railed by what? Oh, yeah. Yeah. My bad. My bad. Too close.

22:15

Speaker A

I have both mommy and daddy issues. Hell yeah. Elaborate. Elaborate. In college, it led to me doing really bad things um because of that.

22:24

Speaker A

Really bad things. Are you okay now? Probably not. Wait, where did you go to college?

22:29

Speaker A

I'm not religious, but I went to a CATHOLIC SCHOOL. OH MY GOD. Cuz it was the only place that would offer me my D1 scholarship.

22:36

Speaker A

My grades were bad. Athletes hook up with each other a lot, dude. Hey, man.

22:40

Speaker A

Oh, yeah. All the time. All the time. That just means your stamina's high. No, I was a chubby chaser.

22:46

Speaker A

What? Yeah. What is But you were with the fat boys? Mhm. Hell yeah. I love a dad bod. I don't Hell yeah.

22:52

Speaker A

I love a dad. Is that still your preference to this day? I just like like what I like. But yeah, I still do like a dad bod.

22:58

Speaker A

All right. She went to a Catholic school though. No, that's Don't they like all the time there?

23:03

Speaker A

Not really. In the butt, especially I got pride. They hated me. What? Cuz I was too I guess.

23:10

Speaker A

Oh, hey, wait. Hang on. To the front. Me and my mom are all right. Me and my dad.

23:18

Speaker A

Why the dad? Money and drug issues. On his end or your end? His end.

23:22

Speaker A

Gosh. Oh, okay. Are we related? We might be. Are you my sister? Do you want to go find out?

23:27

Speaker A

Get it, guys. [laughter] Awkward. What does that mean, Blair? Do you want to go find out?

23:32

Speaker A

You have to get me pregnant. That's I'll try. I'll try my best. Jesus Christ.

23:36

Speaker A

He has to get you pregnant to find out if you're siblings. Yeah. Cuz if the kid comes out up, then we know.

23:42

Speaker A

That's a way to test it. It's the only way to test it. That's the only way. That's all we know. DNA test.

23:48

Speaker A

Okay. You guys are flirting in a very weird way. It's obvious as they better crack after this.

23:55

Speaker A

Blair, are you are you into the flirting? Uh-huh. You like [laughter] you like him?

24:00

Speaker A

I'd be down to find out. Yeah. 10 seconds right now. 10 SECONDS RIGHT NOW. SECONDS. SO 10 9 8 No way.

24:09

Speaker A

Seven. Pick her up. SIX 5 2 I feel like I'm all right. BREAK IT UP.

24:18

Speaker A

TIMES UP. TIMES UP. [screaming] JESUS CHRIST. SORRY. Uh what were we saying? Get back TO YOUR SPOT.

24:27

Speaker A

ACTION. NO, [laughter] GUYS. My back. You kiss like a I also kiss like a I mean, yeah, she definitely [laughter] grows up.

24:35

Speaker A

WHAT MAKES SOMEONE KISS like a You'd know. [laughter] If you if you Yeah. Yeah.

24:42

Speaker A

I would know. Well, no. You would be able to figure it out. There's got to be a little bit of a little But you could have experience with one person for like 3 years.

24:50

Speaker A

Same amount of experience with different people for three years. So, not necessarily. I do think the more partners you have, the better kisser you become. For sure.

24:58

Speaker A

Because what if the partner that you're with is a bad kisser and you think that's what good kissing is? You know what I'm saying? till you meet a real.

25:03

Speaker A

You feel me? That's why I believe in hoes. I think it's really good for you.

25:06

Speaker A

You're staying right there for sure. [laughter] You could move up one for sure. You can move up one.

25:11

Speaker A

She's moving up. She should definitely move up. She just made out with a random dude. [laughter] Y'all just met today.

25:18

Speaker A

She should go number one. Yeah. Who does that on a show? Yeah. No, they switch. They switch. They switch. They switch 100%.

25:24

Speaker A

We're only saying that because it wasn't us. If your best friend was going to say what your red flag was, what do you think they would say? question.

25:32

Speaker A

I like to party. Like I like going out. So where we lived in college, if you wanted to party, you had to drive to like the house. I couldn't drive back, right? So I just hook up with the guy

25:42

Speaker A

who owned the house to stay the night. So that's probably my red flag. Yeah, she's good where she's at.

25:47

Speaker A

Was that like a regular? You do that like every weekend? Jesus [laughter] Same guy or different guy?

25:52

Speaker A

No, different. Every house there's a different house party all the time. So you would do it just so you had a place to sleep?

25:57

Speaker A

Yeah. I'm a responsible driver. Insane. You know what? At least you're being responsible. Good for you.

26:03

Speaker A

What's the reason why someone's left you? That's a real red flag. I've never been like broken up with.

26:08

Speaker A

Oh, type Type [laughter] The fact that you're just dumping everyone. Red flag. Avoidant, actually.

26:14

Speaker A

So, would you say you're an avoidant person? Yeah, I would say I'm an avoidant person.

26:18

Speaker A

You 100% get bored in your relationships and you break up with people. That's what you do.

26:22

Speaker A

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] Big shocker there. Okay. Well, well, from the number one slot. Thanks. [laughter] Okay. Wow. Pink pants. Red flag.

26:33

Speaker A

I'm territorial. Like, so jealous. Is that what you mean? Yeah. Like how jealous are we? Like what's something crazy you did in a relationship?

26:40

Speaker A

Well, like what would bother me if like we were at a party and I'm like, "Hey, like say you spilled my water." You're like, "Oh, I'll get you some new water." And you go get me water. On the way

26:49

Speaker A

back, you're like getting another girl water. This is like if we're like together, we're dating, right? So it's like I asked you to get me some water.

26:55

Speaker A

I'm I'm drunk, right? I need some water. I'm I'm about to be sick and you're catering to somebody else before me.

27:00

Speaker A

That bothers me. I want to be a priority and you're talking to some water.

27:05

Speaker A

Sounds like a very This happened last weekend. This happened last weekend. Yeah, this is way too specific.

27:10

Speaker A

Is it though? Say we're at a house party in North Hollywood last week and you would really piss me off.

27:18

Speaker A

I was going to say uh red flag. Let's see. All my friends tell me I'm like one of the most loving, like passionate people they meet, but I will always get even.

27:27

Speaker A

Give me the worst example. Worst. So, somebody really my family over and so I cheated on him with a black guy.

27:34

Speaker A

As you should. The guy was racist, so I was like, "Oh, you kind of had to do it for the people, you know." Yeah. Do it for the culture.

27:43

Speaker A

I had to do it for the culture. So, but I'm not going like I would say in terms of everything, I got even.

27:48

Speaker A

What? Honestly, if you have a boyfriend that's racist, go the race they hate. That's exactly what I did.

27:55

Speaker A

The dude, I I hope you know I'm here. You here for me? Everyone's going home.

28:02

Speaker A

So, everybody's just already [laughter] like I'm just out and completely. I'm already paired up. I'm just letting you know.

28:07

Speaker A

Out in general. I got one maybe two already. Like, brother. That is the end of round two. [cheering] Are you guys good with this ranking for that round? I feel like for right now, yeah, it feels [music] pretty good.

28:19

Speaker A

So, welcome to round three, the sexual history. Guys, you guys can ask anything revolved around their sexual history.

28:25

Speaker A

Timer starts now. All right, who's done anal? Majority. We got to fix that. [laughter] Oh I just uh I feel like she moves up for that.

28:37

Speaker A

No. Yeah, maybe long. Maybe swap. I think swap for like versions be doing anal a lot.

28:43

Speaker A

What the Yeah, cuz they don't want to like That's not That sucks. That's true. Is that a true story?

28:48

Speaker A

No, it's like a Christian girl thing. Yeah. I mean, maybe it's like a Mormon thing.

28:51

Speaker A

If you guys did anal, does that count as a body? Yeah, of course. Any insertion? Any insert? That's like an extra special body.

28:59

Speaker A

I'm just making sure cuz in high school we all thought it didn't count. [music] Imagine like you have a one night stand.

29:05

Speaker A

Somebody's coming over to your house. I don't know. You guys hit it off and you're like, [music] "Oh, you can only stick it in my ass." I think that's iconic.

29:12

Speaker A

SERIOUSLY. [laughter] WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. SO, OKAY. SO, WAIT. We've done Has Have Have Have any of you done anal on a one night stand?

29:20

Speaker A

No. That's like, okay, so here's the thing with anal is it's like it takes a little extra like patience and a little bit of a little you got to know what's going on preparation, right? A little bit of prep. So, it's

29:31

Speaker A

not something that you just want to bust out with somebody that you don't have any like sexual experience with.

29:36

Speaker A

Have a great deal of experience because of the way that you're speaking about it right Exactly. [laughter] You do anal you pre-stretch your silicone lube if it's a dick and waterbased or [laughter] coconut oil if it's a if it's a toy. I I I see you. I

29:50

Speaker A

know what you are. Where's the craziest place that you guys have had like sexual intercourse?

29:56

Speaker A

Oh boy. [laughter] Honestly, one time the guy was really tall and he was like drifting this car down this mountain and I hopped over and we Oh, that's as he was driving. It was like Fast and Furious but

30:08

Speaker A

get that make believe story ass out of here, man. Hell no. [laughter] Drifting and pounding at the same time.

30:14

Speaker A

Like this guy was gifted, you jealous. I'm [laughter] not jealous. I'm just not believing that.

30:19

Speaker A

My craziest time was on a boat. Leonardo DiCaprio. Classy. [laughter] Wait, wait. Did he hold you like this by any chance? I was riding.

30:28

Speaker A

Well, so like what do you mean? Like was it his boat? Was other people there?

30:31

Speaker A

We just rented it. Was it like a paddle boat or like a yacht? It was a yacht, but it was in the open on the yacht like where it's deck.

30:38

Speaker A

Yeah. All right. Next person. Craziest for me, I was in Puerto Rico and we were at like a like a a restaurant and we just like got [music] drinks and went to the bathroom.

30:50

Speaker A

Oh, and then I sucked his dick and we So, fire. Mormon church twice. One fire. [laughter] One in the church.

31:01

Speaker A

In the church and on the balcony. Balcony ain't But church, move her to one. We might This might change, but let's let's hear you.

31:08

Speaker A

That is crazy. That's what's the craziest place. Uh, in a Sonic stall on the building side.

31:12

Speaker A

Sonic, that [laughter] ain't That ain't That ain't You know the Sonic stall that you pull up to to order and then they come right out right there. That's like not worried about the rollerbladers catching them.

31:24

Speaker A

Yeah. Yeah, they were everywhere. Griffith Observatory tonight. We [music] will We will make sure you got a nice view.

31:31

Speaker A

You probably have a good one, too. Who here has had a threesome? Okay. Who wants a threesome?

31:37

Speaker A

Okay. [laughter] By the way, that couldn't have been better ordered for what you last year.

31:43

Speaker A

Wait, so two guys, two two girls, or what are we talking about? Two guys would be lit.

31:47

Speaker A

Is it that hard to find two guys that want? It is. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Like how hard is like like HOW [laughter] he's kinky?

31:58

Speaker A

You know what I mean? [laughter] You know what I mean? I feel like the lineup's still pretty good right now.

32:03

Speaker A

Lineup solid. Although, I'm still unsure about Red. I'm going to be honest here. What about me?

32:07

Speaker A

I think she should still be number one. I [laughter] feel like Why do you think she should be number one?

32:12

Speaker A

I mean, there's not many people that are just willing to make out with random people on camera in the middle of You know what I'm saying?

32:16

Speaker A

You don't think so? Dude, hell yeah. Is anyone willing to make out with Seth?

32:21

Speaker A

Seth to prove. That's not what I'm saying. [laughter] Oh. Oh, we got to TAKE IT.

32:26

Speaker A

I'M SCARED. 10 SECONDS. 10 seconds. WHAT YOU DOING? WHAT THE IS YOU DOING? I'M NOT I'M NOT GOING to force you to do anything.

32:32

Speaker A

No, she ain't forced you. Raise her hand brother. Your ass. I have DRY MOUTH. MY MOUTH IS CONSENSUAL.

32:39

Speaker A

YEAH, my mouth is just dry. Mouth is dry. WE'LL GET HER WATER. GET HER WATER.

32:44

Speaker A

GET HER A MOOD. GET A MOON. SO, I'M JUST NOT CALM. GOT 5 SECONDS TO DRINK. FOUR.

32:49

Speaker A

Take a knee. Take a knee. Okay, that's enough. All right. You ready? Are you ready?

32:58

Speaker A

3 2 1 10 9 8 [screaming] 7 6 5 4 3 2 1. Hey, THAT'S IT. [applause] ALL RIGHT, never mind. Move her down.

33:20

Speaker A

[laughter] Yeah, I know. What How do we feel off of that? Like, do we think I want to know who like Black Man for real?

33:27

Speaker A

Okay. Who find me attractive? [laughter] Okay. Who will me within a week? Oh my god. [laughter] Does size matter?

33:38

Speaker A

No. Like genuinely no. Not like if your is like this like it doesn't matter.

33:43

Speaker A

Like to a certain extent TO WHAT'S the smallest you guys have been with then?

33:48

Speaker A

Oh like this or or big like it's like 3 in on me, dude. Christ.

33:54

Speaker A

Hell yeah, dude. 4 in is not an issue. Seth, you're good. I'm good to go.

33:58

Speaker A

Yeah. No, I I dated a guy who had like a kind of a smaller dick, but he was he gave like great head, so it was fine.

34:05

Speaker A

He's watching this and crying right now. I'll shout him out. He'll love it. Hi, Cooper. How awesome.

34:11

Speaker A

[laughter] Telling his friends. IT'S, YOU KNOW, COOP. [laughter] All right. Brooklyn does size matter to you.

34:21

Speaker A

Okay. So, if you're a mean person and you have a really small, but if you're a nice person with a really, it's good.

34:27

Speaker A

Okay. What if you're a nice person, but your issue? I haven't had that happen yet, but I feel like it would be kind of a struggle. I want to give it [music] to him all the time, but if it's really

34:37

Speaker A

hurting me, it's hard to do that, you know? At what point does it like start really hurting guys? Is like 10 in 11.

34:43

Speaker A

I've done some big. So, it's like when they're like extremely big, like like way more than human big, then it's like, okay, I don't really like that.

34:51

Speaker A

Yeah, I feel like she should go up. [laughter] She said more than human big.

34:55

Speaker A

Alison, do are you a size queen? I I think you have to meet like a certain threshold, but honestly, like it doesn't matter how big your is. If you suck in bed, you suck in bed.

35:04

Speaker A

Yeah. Yeah. I do think that size matters. Nothing smaller than six, but nothing more than seven because then it gets like too much.

35:17

Speaker A

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE LIKES. YOU ARE LITERALLY THE princess in the penis. That's exactly what you're like.

35:23

Speaker A

Somes are too big, somes are too small. She likes boyfriend. That's what she likes.

35:27

Speaker A

Nothing wrong with it. What is your guys's like signature move to make like a man finish or come?

35:32

Speaker A

Oh, from experience, probably like talking them through it. M like counting down from 10.

35:38

Speaker A

Yeah. No, not even that. It's just like talking to them, like telling them whose dad that is, like how good they're making me feel like that. I love talking. I need to talk.

35:48

Speaker A

I need to like talk through it. So, do you make noise during sex as well? Is that like a thing that like am I vocal?

35:53

Speaker A

Yeah. Yes. Do you like the guy to be vocal as well? Yes. Like I want moaning in my ear.

35:58

Speaker A

Is it upsetting if you don't finish? No. No. No. No. No. It's not. No. I'm I feel like I if I'm I'm there for the experience. [music] I don't need to if he doesn't I mean if he I would be

36:10

Speaker A

sad if he didn't but if I I'm there for the experience. I want to make him feel good. Whatever.

36:14

Speaker A

So you don't have to come. There's like a grace period and then after the grace period if I'm like not if you're not making it happen then like Yeah. We're pissed.

36:23

Speaker A

It's like a Netflix. Wait. Do you guys use toys though at all? Yeah. You got to cheat. I love calling in the toy friend. You know what I'm saying? Cally Tag. Yeah. Tag in the toy friend.

36:34

Speaker A

You got the boyfriend and the toy. It's the roast. Whatever you need to help you. I'm, you know, I'm I'm there for it. You know, for example.

36:41

Speaker A

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. 100%. Do you guys want to do any last re-ranking before we reveal?

36:47

Speaker A

I'm just going to mention I'veing dated girls for 5 years. So, not just men. I was a lesbian for 5 years.

36:53

Speaker A

I I I'm getting a feeling that we might need to switch these two right here. Is anybody else feeling that, though?

36:58

Speaker A

I kind of [laughter] Oh, actually, I do. I just leave. Hey, ain't chill. That's not confirmed.

37:06

Speaker A

This is locked. But Seth, you seem to disagree with everybody. Can I just know how you would order it in case it is that?

37:13

Speaker A

I think I think I would switch the last two and then I would switch Blair and kit.

37:22

Speaker A

Okay. Well, just keep that in mind. Welcome to the reveal. All right. We're going to go down one by one revealing your guys' body count. [music] We're going to start with you. Sage.

37:31

Speaker A

Guys, do you have a guess for what Sage's body count is? She said over 40 was a problem. So, I'm going to say 25.

37:37

Speaker A

I'm going to guess seven and then like 12 for a total of 19. I'm going to guess it's less than 20.

37:45

Speaker A

And she slept with majority of guys than girls. You ready, Sage? Reveal in 3 2 1.

37:53

Speaker A

Okay. Angel numbers. Three are men. THE REST only eight and three. Good split. All right, boys. What do you think Allison's body count is? [music] And it's also guys and girls, so you guys 12 and seven. I'm going to go 19 again.

38:08

Speaker A

I'm going to hit. 19's going to hit. [laughter] A gambling man. I love it.

38:12

Speaker A

Let's go to THE CASINO. LET IT ROLL. Actually giving me like lowkey freak vibes.

38:18

Speaker A

Yeah, I'm going to go 20. I'm going to go 20. I'm going seven. I'm going seven.

38:21

Speaker A

You're going seven. I'm going seven. What about What about 67? You're too old for that.

38:26

Speaker A

Okay. See, grown ass man. I'm already getting coms, bro. I'll go nine. Allison ready.

38:32

Speaker A

3 2 1 Okay. [cheering] 21. 19. Not that far off. 15 guys and then six girls.

38:44

Speaker A

This is the curveball. This is the curveball right? You think so? Yeah. It's either going to be 60 or four.

38:49

Speaker A

Yeah. I swear. [laughter] I swear. I'm going to go 300. That's wicked. I'm busy. [laughter] So far, you guys are right in terms of the order, but this obviously could change it. So, reveal in three, two, ONE.

39:07

Speaker A

[screaming] OKAY, I can see that. I can definitely see that. And how old are you?

39:13

Speaker A

28. Damn. Tam 13. Next up, any guesses for Sweet Brooklyn. Miss Brooklyn. 43. 43.

39:23

Speaker A

100. So many frat houses. You know what I'm saying? Dude's houses just for the bed. I'm going to go 37.

39:33

Speaker A

Brooklyn reveal in three 2 1. Hey, you was soing close. I'm I'm so Listen, baby. I love you inside and out. Okay.

39:42

Speaker A

I love you. I'm so cool with that. Wait, how old are you? I'm 23.

39:46

Speaker A

That's That's good enough for me. Yeah, buddy. We know. [laughter] By the way, BY THE WAY, I did say to switch them two. I did say that.

39:54

Speaker A

You did. You were closer to being right than wrong on this. Yeah, I just Well, we don't know. We don't know what Blair's body count is yet.

40:00

Speaker A

It's There's no way. Well, what's the guess, guys, for Blair? No, there's no way it's more than 97.

40:04

Speaker A

There's no way. [laughter] I think since we made this order, I think I'm going to give Blair max 150.

40:14

Speaker A

Whoa. Okay. If we're at 90 seven. Yeah, but I think she's not I think she's top one is what I'm saying. But we placed her one.

40:20

Speaker A

I understand. But I don't think that's going to be the case now. I think she's going to be Well, I'm going off of what I said. Actually, you know, that young woman is laughing at your face. I think [laughter] she's about to

40:28

Speaker A

show you how experienced she is. I'll say 80. 80us. Yeah. Okay. I I don't know.

40:35

Speaker A

I'm going to go I'm going to go like I'm going to go 50 between 50 and 60. Okay.

40:39

Speaker A

Blair reveal in three, two, one. OH MY GOD. OH, SHE JUST BE A FLIRT. She's just a flirt.

40:51

Speaker A

Oh my god. I I tease. You're not a You just WITH THAT'S WHAT she know how to choose them. I got baited dude.

40:59

Speaker A

Blair, why were they so wrong on your body count? I have no idea. Do you hear yourself like you was giving some crazy comments? [laughter] You were like blushing in the first round, dude. There's no way you're getting late

41:10

Speaker A

tonight, dude. [laughter] I know. NOW THERE'S ACTUALLY NO SHOT. You don't think so? No, dude. All right, let's get up to the girls. [cheering] At the end. At the end. Oh, damn.

41:23

Speaker A

I feel like you wish your body count was higher. [laughter] There's no way that I'm the most chopped here.

41:29

Speaker A

Yeah, that's what I was saying. Fool, you should keep your mouth shut. Hey, man. I don't think we can call it a beater anymore, my guy. Jesus.

41:36

Speaker A

He looks like he manipulates women and listens to a party next door. That's what he looks like. One of these guys is a virgin. And somebody in here has hundreds of bodies. Virgin. [music]

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