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Jimmy Carr hosts Last One Laughing, where 10 comedians try not to laugh for 6 hours to win the trophy.

## Key Takeaways

- The show tests comedians' ability to maintain composure under humorous pressure.
- Rules are simple but enforced strictly with yellow and red cards.
- Jimmy Carr and Róisín Conaty provide commentary and oversight.
- The format encourages creative comedic tactics and interactions.
- Winning requires both humor and self-control.

## What the video covers

- Jimmy Carr introduces the new series of Last One Laughing with 10 comedians competing over 6 hours.
- The main rule is simple: if you laugh or smile, you get a yellow card; a second laugh means elimination.
- Jimmy and deputy Róisín Conaty monitor the game from the control room to ensure fair play.
- The show features comedic interactions, jokes, and challenges to make others laugh while resisting laughter.
- Players use jokers and other tactics to try to break their opponents' composure.
- The video includes humorous moments such as poetry recitations, awkward whispers, and physical comedy.
- Eliminated players watch from the control room, adding a layer of social dynamics.
- The Last One Laughing trophy is awarded to the last player remaining without laughing.
- The atmosphere is lighthearted with a mix of scripted and spontaneous comedy.
- The video includes multiple comedic highlights and player reactions throughout the competition.

## Chapters

1. 00:00 Introduction and Rules Overview
2. 00:51 Deputy Introduction and Game Setup
3. 01:33 Detailed Rules Explanation
4. 02:30 Clarifications on Smiling and Laughing
5. 03:09 Game Start and Early Interactions
6. 04:56 Comedic Whisper and Joker Preparation
7. 06:46 Poetry Recitation and First Eliminations
8. 09:33 Player Reactions and Commentary
9. 11:33 Mid-Game Highlights and Eliminations
10. 30:40 Sudden Death and Final Moments

Answers

## Questions about this video

What is the main rule of Last One Laughing?

The main rule is that if a contestant laughs or smiles, they receive a yellow card; a second offense results in elimination.

Who monitors the game and enforces the rules?

Jimmy Carr hosts the show and, along with his deputy Róisín Conaty, monitors the game from the control room to spot laughs and ensure fair play.

What do contestants compete for in the show?

Contestants compete to be the last one laughing and win the coveted Last One Laughing trophy.

## Full Transcript — Download SRT & Markdown

00:00

Speaker A

Hello and welcome to a brand new series of Last One Laughing, the show with one simple rule: you laugh, you lose. For the next 6 hours, 10 comedians will be locked in here trying to make each other laugh whilst trying not to laugh themselves.

00:14

Speaker A

So, what's changed since last year? Well, the horses have been replaced with scooters, we've redecorated the kitchen, and I am a year younger. I've had a lot of work done.

00:25

Speaker A

Doors. This show is perfect for people that enjoy laughing. It's also good for people who don't like laughing, so really we've got all the bases covered.

00:33

Speaker A

And I'll be watching all the action unfold in here, the control room. And because I accidentally locked you in at the end of the last series, here to watch with me is my good friend, Róisín Conaty.

00:43

Speaker A

Thank God you're back. It's been ages guarding the fort with no one in here.

00:48

Speaker A

All right, so you're my deputy here to help me spot laughs and ensure fair play.

00:51

Speaker A

I won't let you down. Okay. Glad you're taking it seriously. [laughter]

01:03

Speaker A

Okay, over there is what they're playing for, the Last One Laughing trophy. I think you can agree that would look great in a cardboard box in anyone's garage.

01:11

Speaker A

You know what, this is going to be fun. I mean, for us. For them, it's going to be an absolute nightmare. Doors.

01:18

Speaker A

Oh, hello. Say hello, you've got a nerve. Gather around, take a seat everyone. Bobbing again.

01:22

Speaker A

Yeah. That's surely not allowed, Jimmy. Come on. Yes, not fair. What do you mean it's not allowed?

01:27

Speaker A

No, not allowed. I thought there was still someone to come, and then I realized I wasn't counting myself.

01:33

Speaker A

[laughter] Okay, here are the rules. Remember at school when you got told off for laughing? Yeah, it's that.

01:46

Speaker A

I don't remember that. [laughter] For the next 6 hours, you have to try and make each other laugh whilst not laughing yourselves. Uh, if you smile or laugh once, you get a yellow card, okay?

01:54

Speaker A

Lovely. Second laugh or smile, you're out, and you have to come and watch with me and my deputy Róisín Conaty in the control room.

02:08

Speaker A

Oh, no. No one wants that. The game will start when you hear this noise. [music]

02:19

Speaker A

Oh, Mayzie, come on. Mayzie, get it together, man. I'll just go sit with you now, I think. [laughter]

02:23

Speaker A

Jimmy, could I just ask? I know you don't want me to, but like, do you have to see teeth for it to be a smile?

02:30

Speaker A

I think you do have to see. I think a smirk. That's okay.

02:35

Speaker A

I don't smile with teeth, generally. You don't smile with teeth? I go— Is a smirk a sort of snide thing?

02:40

Speaker A

Why are you even asking? It's not even like you're competing in this. You're going to be the first out and you know that.

02:53

Speaker A

Fair do's. Yeah. [laughter] So, when you hear that noise, there's no laughing or smiling from that point on.

02:57

Speaker A

But, when you hear this noise, that's bad, isn't it? That means we have spotted a laugh. The game is paused. You can laugh as much as you want after you hear that until the game starts again. So, another question—

03:03

Speaker A

God, Mel. Mel, who I can only presume doesn't get enough attention at home. Go on.

03:09

Speaker A

No, no, genuinely, the red light means red card. Is there then a yellow light which means a yellow card?

03:23

Speaker A

No. No. Red light doesn't mean red card. It just means the game's paused. Could be a yellow card.

03:31

Speaker A

But, some disciplinary action will ensue. [laughter] Some housekeeping. When the bell rings, please gather on these sofas. If someone plays their joker, you have to watch them. There might be a few surprises along the way. I reserve the right to change the rules as and when I see fit because that is the kind of guy I am.

03:37

Speaker A

Uh, Bob is our reigning champion. Do you have any tips for your fellow players?

03:48

Speaker A

Yeah, get a safety face. A safety face? I'm going to go with an underbite.

03:53

Speaker A

No, you can't. You have to have one. I mean, that's— The last player remaining is the winner and they will receive the coveted Last One Laughing trophy. Does everyone understand the rules?

03:59

Speaker A

Yes. Yeah. Yes. Okay, I'm going to go back in the control room and start the— Good luck, everyone.

04:09

Speaker A

Cheers. Thanks so much. Thanks, Jimmy. Bye, Jimmy. Right, laugh loads now. I might go out first.

04:23

Speaker A

I like laughing. They are a lot. Right, time to start the game. Last one laughing wins.

04:31

Speaker A

Oh. Oh, no. That's mental, that noise. It is, isn't it? Feel a bit sort of smiley in a hysterical way that's incredibly unhelpful.

04:37

Speaker A

Yeah. No joy to it. Yes, I know what you mean. Real joyless. That's how I imagine David Mitchell is at all parties.

04:41

Speaker A

Just walking around like that. Hands behind [laughter] his back like a sea captain from a bygone age.

04:56

Speaker A

Well, we've got to get used to the idea of not laughing at it. Mhm.

05:06

Speaker A

It's going to take me about 5 and 1/2 hours to acclimatize. Excuse me. Alan Carr.

05:17

Speaker A

Look at him. Look at him. [laughter] He's going to be here in seconds. [bell] Do you want to get it, Alan?

05:24

Speaker A

Oh, well, you get it. Hello. Oh, hello. Alan, could you ask David Mitchell to go and prepare his joker? Go and whisper to him. Say it in a sexy way.

05:30

Speaker A

Okay. Right. Okay. Bye. You might be sending Alan out on that note. We'll see.

05:36

Speaker A

What's going on? Come on, Alan, you're killing us. Spill the beans. You need to prepare your joker.

05:41

Speaker A

Oh. Now, be honest with me, is that the first time you've whispered in your life?

05:45

Speaker A

Yep. You see, that's doubly difficult for David Mitchell there because he's having to do this with an erection now.

06:00

Speaker A

[laughter] Okay, I think it's time for a joke. Who do you want to say?

06:05

Speaker A

Diane Morgan. Okay. Should I get that? I'll get that. You get that. Uh, good day. The penthouse suite of the Laughing Out Loud— No, it's not called Laughing Out Loud. What's this show called?

06:15

Speaker A

Laugh Out Loud. Laughing Out Loud. Last One Laughing. Last one in the laughing area.

06:24

Speaker A

Is that— Is that— Sorry. Sorry, you've got the wrong number. [laughter] Crank caller. She doesn't know the name of the show she's on.

06:46

Speaker A

I mean, I'll have another go. Well, who's phoning? What's happening? I don't know. Some weirdo phoning us up.

06:53

Speaker A

It's just outrageous. I don't mind you if you're you for dating dates. Yeah. This is Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night by Dylan Thomas.

07:16

Speaker A

Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day.

07:23

Speaker A

Rage. Rage against the dying of the light. Though wise men at their end know dark is night because their words had forked no lightning they do not go gentle into that good night.

07:42

Speaker A

Good men, the last wave by crying how bright their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay.

07:49

Speaker A

Rage. Rage against the dying of the light. Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight and learned too late they grieved it on its way.

08:04

Speaker A

[laughter] It's that one that's going to get him. Do not go gentle into that good night.

08:19

Speaker A

Demi's eyes are watering. Grave men near death who see with blinding sight blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay.

08:32

Speaker A

Rage. Rage against the dying of the— Sorry. Light. And you, my father there on the sad height [laughter] I've gone.

09:14

Speaker A

I've fully gone. Bless me now with your fierce tears, I pray. Do not go gentle into that good night.

09:19

Speaker A

Rage. Rage against the dying OF THE LIGHT. [screaming] [laughter] DEMI'S GONE. HOLY [ \_\_ ] [laughter] Not only was she farting, she was keeping really awkward eye contact with everyone, which is a skill in itself.

09:25

Speaker A

That was such a great laugh. And she survived right to the end of the poem.

09:33

Speaker A

Demi, that was frightening. [laughter] You know when you laugh so like your body thinks you're sad?

09:37

Speaker A

It started to feel painful to not be able to laugh. And then the sound came out of me that was a bit demonic.

09:49

Speaker A

That was terrific. I would— I made coming from you. That means a lot coming from you.

09:59

Speaker A

The nature, the choice of farts and fart timing is immaculate. That's it. That's my favorite.

10:20

Speaker A

Simple. Does— Oh, here we go. I don't want anyone to think I'm being overly harsh, but if you watch very carefully, I think you'll agree.

10:29

Speaker A

[laughter] Just just have a look. Rage against the dying of the light. [screaming] [laughter] [laughter] You're several seconds into it before it stops looking like grief.

10:33

Speaker A

[laughter] It still feels a bit sad in my soul. [laughter] I brought in a yellow card. We w

10:42

Speaker A

Lever. All right, somebody's trying to break America. What's going on here? I don't know if I agree with that at all.

10:47

Speaker A

[laughter] [applause] AND THE RULES OF CONSTIPATION or concentration could not be simpler. I'll be presenting to you a series of scenarios. You got to say, am I constipated or am I concentrating? Okay? Right.

11:05

Speaker A

Please welcome my glamorous assistant, Pat. Pat Noodle, please come out. She'll be passing out your paddles now.

11:11

Speaker A

[cheering] Oh, wow. Look at lovely Pat. It's a play on Pot Noodle, but obviously you won't want to pour boiling water over Pat. She's already tasty as it is.

11:25

Speaker A

You might have seen her from the 1990s reboot of The Price Is Right, Jimmy Tarbuck's How [ \_\_ ] Much.

11:33

Speaker A

[laughter] Well, I suppose you want to know what you're playing for. Yes, please, Alan.

11:41

Speaker A

What's that? Sausage. The winner, and this is an Alan Carr promise, I will make whatever sausage you want.

11:50

Speaker A

Chipolata Cumberland. The ring ones. I can do that, but you got to win though, okay? So, remember, concentration or constipation. What am I doing? This is the first scenario, okay?

12:05

Speaker A

Concentration or constipation? Okay. [laughter] [screaming] Concentration or constipation? Constipation constipation Bob concentration. It's actually concentration.

12:33

Speaker A

Wow, WELL DONE, BOB. OH. I WAS OPENING UP A PACK of laundry tablets. And we've all been there, haven't we?

12:41

Speaker A

Oh, yeah. Right. Next scenario. Am I constipated or am I concentrating? He's forgotten how to pronounce constipated.

13:01

Speaker A

[groaning] [laughter] [screaming] [laughter] So, am I concentrating or constipating? What am I doing? Okay constipation concentration David. Concentration, Bob, again. Well, let me reveal the scenario.

13:23

Speaker A

It was constipation. Constipation. Yes. what was that? I had gone to Alan Titchmarsh's summer party where he serves hard-boiled eggs done six ways, and we all got bunged up, and I had to manually evacuate Clare Balding with one OF HIS TROWELS.

13:46

Speaker A

IT'S A GOOD GAME, ISN'T IT? IT'S REALLY WE'RE TRYING to get some of the Only Connect audience, you know.

13:51

Speaker A

They would love this. Yeah. Okay, concentration or constipation? [panting] Think he's coming. What you reckon?

14:16

Speaker A

A few concentrations. Concentration concentration constipation. Right. Well, you're all sort of right, cuz it's a trick question. I was constipated and concentrating. I was on the toilet doing a word search, but I'd eaten some unripe bananas wrapped in processed

14:36

Speaker A

meat, and washed it down with an Imodium smoothie. Ah. [laughter] And I can I just tell you this word search was hard. I nearly prolapsed trying to find Thomas Schaffernaker.

14:51

Speaker A

So, who is the winner, you ask? I think actually it's Romesh. Romesh, well done.

14:58

Speaker A

Come over here. [cheering] Come on then, Pat, my love. You're going to help me. What kind of sausage What kind of sausage would you like? You are a vegan, so you don't touch the meat. What What KIND OF SAUSAGE

15:15

Speaker A

A NOODLE. WOW. IT'S IT'S lot of sausage. That was really nice. It's like a robot that can [ \_\_ ] Would you like this sausage?

15:40

Speaker A

Mom let's take the sausage. Take the sausage. Oh. There you go. That's you. That's safe.

15:46

Speaker A

You're leaving with that sausage. Can I just say thank you everyone for watching concentration or constipation?

15:53

Speaker A

Thank you so much. Thank you. Pat Noodle. Please Pat give us Just stay there Pat. Just stay there Pat.

16:02

Speaker A

You stay there Pat. You okay boss? You good? Yeah. I think so. I think you are aren't you?

16:19

Speaker A

[snorts] I mean the thing is I have The thing is I have hosted shows like that for real. So I mean it was a bit weird for me cuz I have actually done That was strong. Also can I just say

16:39

Speaker A

Hello. What? Was it me with the the machine when it [music] came out? Get him Jimmy.

16:46

Speaker A

This makes a lovely cheese board for us all to keep. I'm going to put mine And it's good cuz It's lovely.

16:51

Speaker A

It reminds you doesn't it what she can do. Yeah, it does. Oh here he is.

16:56

Speaker A

Hello. Such a purposeful walk isn't it? Okay. Um Amazon have asked me to say that that is their format now.

17:05

Speaker A

Great. Okay. Yeah. Can Pat Noodle come too? Oh yeah. Pat Noodle's actually they they want to do it without you and just her.

17:12

Speaker A

[laughter] She was extraordinary. Uh what was the what was the show she did with Jimmy Tarbuck?

17:17

Speaker A

Jimmy Tarbuck's how [ \_\_ ] much? [laughter] Anyone care for a freshened up buffet?

17:26

Speaker A

Thanks, this is an amazing spread. Save me now, I've just had a whole one.

17:29

Speaker A

I'll have a bit more. What is the calorific intake on this show? Gee, they've not stopped eating.

17:35

Speaker A

Must be nice for them. They're allowed snacks in there, aren't they? I don't want any anyway. I'm glad when you said to me there's no snacks. I said I don't even want any.

17:44

Speaker A

Drinks orders. Drinks orders. I'd have a glass of rosé or a I'll have a rosé.

17:48

Speaker A

Rosé, anyone else for rosé? Yeah, I think I will. Three rosés. Rosé team? Can I get some scallops?

17:57

Speaker A

If you're doing scallops, I'll I'll have Two scallops. Yeah. Very good. Um Thanks, Mel.

18:02

Speaker A

Romesh, did you want a something or other? Romesh. For you want a glass of rosé?

18:06

Speaker A

Yeah, I'll have a glass of rosé. So we get a bottle of rosé. I don't know how to do this, but I'll see what I can do.

18:13

Speaker A

Mel. Oh, hello. I just wondered if we might be able to possibly have a bottle of rosé.

18:18

Speaker A

Yeah, no no no problem at all. And that's really kind and a few glasses.

18:23

Speaker A

Uh should be all right. You're really kind. Thank you so much. No, I'm not, but yeah.

18:28

Speaker A

Bye. Bye. See, you can phone out. You can phone out. Do you want just this?

18:36

Speaker A

My angelic page. Yeah. Like a judge. No. Uh Mel. Mel. Mel. Mel. Mel. Absolutely shab rank.

18:50

Speaker A

Yes. Oh, what's happened here? What the hell? [music] We have had a laugh, and no one else was involved. They've done this to themselves.

19:05

Speaker A

Doors. Nothing happened here. Oh, here we go. What? Can't be. We have had a laugh.

19:14

Speaker A

What? And this was I mean you talk about own goals. This is just someone taking themselves out for no good reason.

19:22

Speaker A

Let's have a look. Mel. Mel. Mel. Mel. Mel this is priceless. What the hell were you thinking?

19:39

Speaker A

You you burped yourself yourself out. The viewers at home will watch that and go that audio they've done something to that audio. That's genuinely the noise your body made.

19:50

Speaker A

I'm really sorry. It's all the It's all the flumps and everything in the crisps.

19:54

Speaker A

Don't blame the flumps. It's a yellow card. How basic is it to laugh at your own burp? Rookie error.

20:04

Speaker A

Some of you are going to be joining myself and Róisín very very soon. I'll restart the game.

20:10

Speaker A

So Mel's incredible burp brought her down. A yellow card for her and a suggestion. Maybe a bottle of Gaviscon.

20:20

Speaker A

While you were away, someone came in and opened a bag of popcorn and then ate some. I told them we weren't allowed it.

20:25

Speaker A

So they've gone now. Can't have more control over these people. With eight on yellow cards, let's restart.

20:32

Speaker A

[laughter] Let's restart the game. Oh, here we go. Here we go. [screaming] Wow. This should be fun. Dolls.

21:16

Speaker A

I see you've all met my chiropodist. Please, take a seat up here. We have a singing challenge now.

21:22

Speaker A

Now I would be out. Yeah, we'd be out now. I don't feel so bad now.

21:25

Speaker A

Okay, it's actually fairly easy. All you've got to do is sing this. You passed.

21:36

Speaker A

Could you sing that when I point to you? Amy. [screaming] [cheering] [laughter] David. [laughter] [laughter] DAN.

22:08

Speaker A

[crying] ROMESH. [laughter] MEL'S GOT TO GO, SURELY. MEL. [screaming] [laughter] SAM. [laughter] BOB. MAISIE'S GONE. COME ON.

23:00

Speaker A

Maisie's gone. COME ON. SHE'S CRYING. [screaming] MAISIE? IT'S A VERY VERY VERY STRONG. IT'S a very moving piece of music.

23:19

Speaker A

Roisin, could you hit the red button for me? Yes, Jimmy. Oh my god, Maisie.

23:29

Speaker A

Yeah, it was it. [laughter] Who was it? I think you know who it was.

23:35

Speaker A

Okay, let's have a look at the replay. Bob. Maisie. Maisie. OH MY GOD. MAISIE.

23:53

Speaker A

MAISIE. I'M SORRY. I think you were laughing a bit there. Yeah, just a little bit.

23:58

Speaker A

bit. [laughter] So, Maisie, it's a red card for you. Sorry, Maisie. We've also had a smile.

24:10

Speaker A

Take a look. Oh. We are being strict at this stage of the game, so I've got to give you a red card.

24:25

Speaker A

Okay. I don't want to be like I don't want to be teacher's pet, but it is a smile.

24:30

Speaker A

Well, it's a smile or a laugh, that's the game. Yeah. I mean, I felt I came across as such a nark then.

24:36

Speaker A

Mel, sometimes it's nice to hold a glass rather than suck it to your face.

24:39

Speaker A

I sucked it so hard I couldn't actually get it off then. It's a worry.

24:45

Speaker A

She sucked it so hard she couldn't get it off. [laughter] I can't get it off.

24:52

Speaker A

And that is how you get ahead in show [laughter] business. I was annoyed with myself for letting that slip. I thought I'd got away with it. Then just when you think you're safe, the specter of Jimmy Carr returns.

25:06

Speaker A

And it's all over. So that's red cards for Amy and Maisie. Four down, six to go. Who will be the next to crack?

25:15

Speaker A

Here we are. Look at it. That was a tough one. I went so red I thought it was I thought I was going to pass out.

25:21

Speaker A

[laughter] You're not meant to repress it. It's unnatural. I was out when I started to see stars.

25:26

Speaker A

Bob. Bob edged. Bob. Hey well, thanks for watching, guys. You were superb. Bob, that was a ruddy privilege.

25:35

Speaker A

Well, I mean, of course Bob took someone out. Reigning champion and all. Doors. Oh.

25:41

Speaker A

Oh. Oh. It might be me, too. It might well be me. Oh my god. He's sitting down like a human.

25:50

Speaker A

Relax, Jimmy. That looked uh incredibly tough. That was insane. Very difficult. Is the card red or yellow?

26:00

Speaker A

Well, let's take a look. Oh my god. This is so tense. I would like to tell you about a very unusual incident that occurred at Costco in Croydon.

26:10

Speaker A

I was there with my uh pet seagull, Ruth. Not Diane. Okay. It's a red card.

26:21

Speaker A

a fair cop. Oh my god. I'm so sorry you've got to come with me.

26:25

Speaker A

Oh my god. I can't cope. Bye. Bye, everyone. Bye. See you then. Well, later, Diane.

26:32

Speaker A

Doors. I mean, that was harsh. You did very, very well. I'm glad it was Bob that took me out, though.

26:37

Speaker A

Yeah, that felt pretty special. It seems fair. The seagull called Ruth, that's what did it. Don't know why. Ruth is a funny name for a seagull.

26:46

Speaker A

Dara O'Briain everyone. You did so well. Well done. Well She did laugh. Oh, team. Five of us left.

26:59

Speaker A

I had 20 quid on you to win. I thought you were just absolute I thought you were absolutely Well, my money's on Sam. Look at him.

27:06

Speaker A

He's not He's unbreakable, isn't In fairness, I don't think Sam understands a lot of what people are saying.

27:11

Speaker A

[laughter] What [music and bell] does that mean? I don't know. Romesh, please go to the locker room and open the utilities cupboard.

27:22

Speaker A

Hairy biscuit, Bob? Do you want to want my hairy biscuits or not? I did quite like the look of that, actually.

27:37

Speaker A

Hi, Romesh. No, no, no. Come back. Come back. Can Romesh come to the utilities locker?

27:45

Speaker A

And then I do that, and then this is Jimmy Carr glory hole looking at me.

27:48

Speaker A

Look, your manager won't let me anywhere near your park. I want to pitch you some ideas for shows.

27:54

Speaker A

You know how you're always doing shows with your mom, right? I just thought it'd be cool if you did a show with my mom. It's just you sort of traveling around with an urn.

28:05

Speaker A

[laughter] I've got another great idea. Jimmy and Romesh's cannon fodder. We travel around Britain, but everywhere we go, we're fired from a cannon.

28:19

Speaker A

[laughter] How about Jimmy and Romesh's naked attraction? We take off our clothes and see if we're attracted to each other.

28:34

Speaker A

[screaming] [laughter] Oh. Hello, sailor. Something's happening there. I think something happened in there. What the freak?

28:52

Speaker A

That was very intense and quick. Yeah. But maybe it will played out in that room.

29:00

Speaker A

What happened Romesh? I'm done. What? Ah man. Hello. That was [ \_\_ ] man.

29:12

Speaker A

How's that [ \_\_ ] I just had some ideas for shows. I mean look, can can I be honest with you? I thought what happened to me was unfair. There's jokers, there's head to heads. Nowhere did it say Jimmy Carr

29:24

Speaker A

will emerge as a surprise from a cupboard. Let's have a look at the replay.

29:28

Speaker A

All right, all right. Last idea right. Jimmy and Romesh is naked attraction. We take off our clothes and see if we're attracted to each other.

29:39

Speaker A

That's mean. Oh, that's really hard. [laughter] THAT'S REALLY HARD. OH DEAR. With the little face in the circle.

29:52

Speaker A

like it was like a sniper. It was so out of order. Yeah. Oh man, Rom.

29:58

Speaker A

Come with me. See you Rom. See you. And then there were four. Okay. See you later.

30:04

Speaker A

See you Rom. Yeah, yeah. See you soon. Love you brother. See you soon. Take care.

30:07

Speaker A

Good luck. Doors. Good luck. See you. See you soon. Come on Romesh. I I fully concede that was a dick move.

30:14

Speaker A

It was a dick move. I'm going to say this generally, Jimmy Carr doesn't like me.

30:19

Speaker A

He's a prick. Put that in THE TRAILER. OH. [laughter] WELL DONE ROM. OF ORDER.

30:31

Speaker A

So out of order. Well, thank god Romesh laughed. Otherwise, I would have been forced into phase two of the glory hole item.

30:40

Speaker A

Doors. We've only got 40 minutes left. so we're going to go sudden death. Oh, wow.

30:48

Speaker A

Okay. We've not got much time left. If anyone laughs, it's a red card. Oh.

30:56

Speaker A

What are you doing there, Jimmy? I've got to go. I've got to be quick.

31:01

Speaker A

Hey. That's very good. at him again. doors doors For [ \_\_ ] sake. [laughter] [laughter] Jimmy As I live and breathe.

31:20

Speaker A

[laughter] Do you want to hand, Jimmy? Be okay. If they didn't laugh at that, they're not going to laugh at anything.

31:34

Speaker A

No. No. You're really happy, aren't you? I might just leave that there. doors [laughter] He's left his freaking little cipher thing.

31:55

Speaker A

[laughter] Oh, dear. No, I think Where's YOUR LITTLE POOP? DID YOU SEE THAT I bumped into the door?

32:05

Speaker A

Yeah. Yeah. I thought I styled it out. No. No. No. [laughter] It was a little panic in your voice as you WENT DOORS.

32:14

Speaker A

[laughter] DOORS THAT WAS SO GOOD. God damn it. Hello, I'm Jimmy Carr, and I've got a new tour. It's called Jimmy Carr Laughs Funny. Now, I think jokes are like magnets. They attract some people. Some people like my comedy, and

32:29

Speaker A

a million of you can be seeing me on my last tour. Thanks very much, by the way.

32:32

Speaker A

Uh but like magnets, jokes attract, and they repel. Some people are repelled by my sense of humor. If that's you, don't come and see me live. But if you like this kind of thing, come and see Jimmy Carr Laughs Funny. I'll be Well, I'll be

32:44

Speaker A

everywhere. Go to jimmycarr.com for details.

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